Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 804 | Was It Really Instant?
Episode Date: February 9, 2022New Black Hole… Exercise is good for you? The Fall… Quinn sent Goat Soap stuff… www.qpgoatsoap.com Ron Perlman stupid tweets… Who Died Today: Lady on a Drawbridge… Subscribe to the ...YouTube Channel… Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy / Promo code jeffy… Email Chewingthefat@theblaze.com Email from attorney... Hump Day Bidness: Build a Bear / body is a pretzel / Sex on first date / Love Ranch for sale… Where’s The Love Pimp? Catholic Nun sentenced… Former Pope wants a pardon… Priest uses wrong word… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Transcript
Discussion (0)
Marshall's buyers travel far and wide, hustling for great deals on amazing gifts.
So you don't have to.
They've bagged this season's Italian leather handbags.
Designer.
Hand-picked the finest sweaters from the rest.
Ooh, cashmere.
Landed makeup pallets from the brands you love.
Brushes too.
And hustled all those wishless topping toys.
So plush.
Our buyers have got you covered.
Marshalls.
We get the deals.
You gift the good stuff.
Blaze Radio Network
And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
An international team of researchers
have now confirmed
that a possible microlensing event
witnessed in 2011
was due to the presence
of a free-floating black hole
roaming through interstellar space.
The first of its kind ever observed.
Okay.
Scientists have assumed for some time that there are many black holes wandering around interstellar space.
I mean they're not hooked up to anything?
We don't have the black hole chained up somewhere?
No, no, no, no, no, Jeff.
These are free floating black holes.
Oh.
Okay.
The very nature of a black hole is.
I mean
they're
black
in space
you know what?
No, no, no.
Oh, Jesus.
No, this is a free floating
black hole. Those people were
floating in a confined area.
Okay? But what
we're talking about now is the presence of
free floating black holes.
These are like, I don't know,
black holes.
without a pimp.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
If the last two years have taught us anything at all, it's that you must take control of your own health.
It's clear that you can't simply rely on the government or Big Pharma to protect you and your family.
That's where Z-Stack comes in.
Z-Stack is especially formulated immutable.
boosting supplement that includes zinc
Cucerton.
It's not Cuserton.
It's Q U-E-R-C-E-R-C-E-T-I-N, Quercetin.
I think that's right.
Quercetin.
I think I got it right the next time.
Vitamin C and vitamin D.
It's formulated by Dr. Vladimir Zelenko,
and I'm sure that he could tell you that it's quercetin.
Right?
Okay.
Let me be sure that I said that right.
Dr. Vladimir Zelenko, the world-renowned doctor that President Trump credited with his successful early treatment protocol and his decision to take hydroxychloroquine.
Now Z-Stack has been scientifically formulated.
It's kosher and GMP certified and is produced right here in the USA.
By taking Z-Stack daily, you are supercharging your immune system.
It's formulated to help combat any and all variants,
as well as the flu.
So start taking it right now
to stay ahead of any potential future variants
by preparing your immune system with Z-Stack.
By ordering Z-Stack,
you'll become part of the Z-Family
and receive exclusive updates
from Dr. Z-ZLenco on this pandemic.
Go to Z-stacklife.com slash Jeffie.
Go there today.
Enter the promo code, Jeffie,
and you're going to get a discount.
Z-stacklife.com slash Jeffie.
promo code Jeffie
Get you that discount
Z stacklife.com
slash jeffy
And not only should you take ZTack
But I found out today
that exercise
Is good for you
I know.
Did you know that?
No.
I mean a new study
finds that lifting weights
is good for you
But what's good about this study
They claim
In this new study
Three seconds a day
can still have a positive impact on your muscle strength in the long run.
Is this a chewing the fat study?
I mean, this is a study there?
Are they using me and they're not telling me?
Right.
I mean, researchers in Australia and Japan have found that performing a single bicep curl
at maximum effort can lead to a 10%...
See, that's where they get you.
the maximum effort.
Okay, it's still, it's only three seconds,
but you still have to have maximum effort.
It can lead to a 10% increase
in muscle strength in just one month.
So at the end of the year,
I've got 120% increase.
Isn't that the way that works?
Yeah, that's fine.
Just three seconds a day, that's all you need.
So if we put the 18 minute together,
along with the seven minute together,
you got 22 minutes.
You sell it with eight minutes of ad.
You got 30 minutes.
I mean, that's a fact.
I don't know why we keep playing that as a joke,
but what I say there is true.
You know, when you break it down and actually listen to it.
No, don't play it again because I have broken it down.
I know what I was attempting to say.
I've gone over this a thousand times.
I know what I was attempting to say and what I actually said.
And, you know, facts are facts.
Okay, so I'm going to ask Corby to decide what we talk about here.
All right?
We can talk about my gift that was.
sent to me right now,
which I will talk about at some point
during the show because it was really nice.
And if I can find the letter, oh, here it is.
It came in the box.
It was really nice.
Or we can talk about my experience
falling the other night.
Was there air quotes around that falling?
Yes, there was.
Because it was because of the ice.
Right.
It was because of the ice.
So I pulled my driveway.
And I think, oh, cool, the ice is all melted
because it's all wet and it looks dry
and I get out of my car
and I carry some stuff into the garage
and I've got to come back to my car
to get, you know, my backpack
or my briefcase and, you know, my backpack.
I was out backpacking.
My briefcase and my little cooler
that I carry my drinks in.
I prefer to bring my own drinks, okay?
And I like them.
I like them,
cold for when I go to the break room.
Okay?
That's not the break room, but I just needed to drink.
So, and so I figured, great, the ice is mill.
So instead of walking all the way around my Volkswagen bug, all the way around the back and to the side,
I figure I can cut between the garage and the front of my car because there's no ice there.
However, there was ice there.
And I just, I'm walking like, there's no ice.
anywhere and I am down jack side of my head in the front of the vault so I actually have VW
tattooed on my forehead a bruise below my eye here I got a little bruise and a scrape on my knee
I got a little cut on my wrist here and on my toe don't ask me I don't know and my fingers
have got like they're they're pretty good now but right at the beginning you could tell
where they were scraped from the ice or the driveway,
but they weren't scraped enough to,
it was like there were little shards of ice
or metal or concrete in the fingers, you know?
Just hurt, and they were in there.
It was pretty much gone now.
A couple of fingers still having an issue.
And that's what she said.
And so I, I, I, flat, I hit the car.
I'm flat on driving, and I roll over.
I'm like, oh.
that's going to hurt
and then
I realize I got to get up
and I got to get up on ice
so now I'm trying to
catch myself
between the garage and the car
and get myself up so I don't fall again
I could have been out there for days
nobody's going out the side of the house
the yard light wasn't on
I mean maybe somebody knocks out the door
and tells my wife
hey you know there's a giant thing laying in your driveway
between the car and the garage
I've got to been out there forever
because my wife and kids are like,
oh, he's just not home yet.
I mean, maybe they go out in the garage
and the garage doors open and they're like,
why is the garage door open?
Maybe they look out and see me like at the driveway.
I walk in the house and my wife is like,
what's wrong?
I don't know.
This VW logo on my forehead mean anything?
I mean, that was not fun.
It was not fun.
but I'm here to tell you that, you know, you can survive things like that.
Yeah, you can.
But this ice storm, damn it.
In Texas, no more.
No more.
That's a good story.
You can hardly tell you he coached you to say it.
Oh, it's the wife beating me up now.
Yeah, I'm getting beat up.
That's what it is.
That's why I didn't go to the emergency room.
Because I don't want to have to explain everything okay at home.
Yeah, everything's fine.
Yeah, I just slipped and fell.
repeatedly.
So, now my man, Quinn, Quinn, Quinn Pittman.
The, uh, thank you.
The head of Goadsope.com, the head of QP, goadsope.com.
It's got to be a Q thing.
It's throwing me.
It's the whole Q.
I don't like cues.
Can we get rid of the Q?
Maybe we just get rid of that letter all together.
Get rid of the damn Q's.
So anyway, Quinn sent me a letter.
and some soap.
I actually got some goat soap.
I know.
Look at this.
And it's got the nice little,
I mean, I don't know what this.
I got to see if it says in the other letter,
what kind of tray it is.
It's got a little goat soap tray,
handmade goat soap melts,
Quinn goat products.
Yeah, yeah, I got that.
But what kind of wood is it?
Is it like Florida gator wood?
Or what is it?
Is there a gator wood?
Stop.
Don't, don't send me your jokes.
I know them already.
But I got all kinds.
I got a whole box of goat soaps,
so I'm going to be letting you know how soft and luxurious my skin will be.
Especially after I get the ice shards and the concrete out of my hands.
I hope the goat soap can help those out.
Dear Mr. Fisher, I mean, he's respectful, right?
He's, what, 14 now?
He's been riding those Nigerian goats for, you know, four or five years now.
And he was kind enough to call them off.
They were surrounding my house there for saying the website wrong in the beginning.
you can go back and listen to the previous podcast,
but apparently it's not GP goat soap.
It is QP, Goatsoap.com.
But in the letter that Quinn sent me,
since you're surprised that goat soap is a thing,
and I was,
I have included some of our soaps and shampoos for you to try.
Thank you.
He says, I've even included some ladies sense.
Oh, that's so nice.
My dad said not to because you probably don't,
know any. That's not really funny. I mean, but I said you probably have an aunt or something who
would appreciate it. I like this kid. The kid's thinking. The dad, mean. No wonder the kids
making goats opi. It's got to get out of the house. I'm going to be out with the goats.
I sincerely want to thank you for reading our commercial on your podcast. There's no thanks,
Neat, Quinn. You're welcome. It's all right. I was, you know, look, I got thrown into doing
liners for your commercial on Blaze television that I wasn't.
wasn't aware of, don't worry about it.
I'm here for you. It's all good.
I can't wait to play your
broadcast for friends at church. You might
not want to do that. I mean, I'm
happy to let you go ahead and do the go ahead.
You may think twice about the whole church
broadcast thing of chewing the fat.
I'm just saying, the show today started
off with black holes. That's all I'm
saying. Now the opportunity,
not those kinds, stop it.
The opportunity to have people we
respect and admire.
You cannot be talking about me.
for our little business is great honor my parents have listened to you guys since before I was born
that hurts I mean thank you thank you so much I appreciate I appreciate the kids only 14 so it's not that bad
right my computer is going to update real soon because that that little tone you heard said hey your device is going to restart
whether you like it or not
restart now
no no I don't want to restart now
no
I'll meet your hours and whether you want
reminders yeah I'm just going to
if I hit okay and it restarts man
no I don't want to do that I'm just going to leave it
that could be the end
right then
and we look forward to working with you
for many years and thank you
Gwen I appreciate it
I hope that happens as well
and I'll let you know
if goat soap
has made my skin luxurious
like I want it to be.
And it is not
GPgoatsoep.com, okay?
Stop saying it, stop thinking it.
It's QPgoatsoap.com.
And I will say,
Quinn thinks he's funny
because the letter
is typewritten
in, I don't know,
11-sized font or whatever
number size it is,
but the website
QPgoatsot.com is
black
about size 18 to 24
who's making sure that I actually
see a thank you
thank you for that he's actually
I can actually see that it is
not GP
goatsoap.com
okay dummy it's QP
goatsoap.com so go there
and get
some damn goat soap from Quinn
okay?
Right, thank you. I am looking for this.
That's a nice little wooden thing. I wish I knew what the...
Quinn, what are you doing, man?
And I got a letter. Wait, mom sent me a letter.
Maybe mom. Mom sent the usual letter
from
QP, goadsope.com, and their address,
and I think this comes with every order that you get
from Dana Pittman,
Quinn's mom.
Post a review.
and you'll get money off your next purchase.
The difference between real soap and commercial bars is worth the effort.
It doesn't say anything.
Maybe I just go to the website.
Go to QP Goatsoap.com.
Go there.
Producer.
And tell me how much the tray is.
This is a separate thing.
This is probably a good thing.
Let me know what kind of wood thing I've got there.
I bet you it's, I bet you it's Gatorwood.
Florida Gatorwood.
Did I get like a discontinued product from Quinn?
Is that what this is?
Because I went to the website and I see little soap dishes under featured products
and they got the little ladies love sense with the hearts and stuff.
But my thing here has a little truck and some bars and a wood tray,
which is really cool and big, but I don't see it anywhere on the website.
So, I mean, thank you for the goat soap and all of that from QPgoatsoap.com,
Quinn, I appreciate it.
I mean, if you've got some more discontinued products, send them along.
Okay, so if you made this specifically for me, Quinn,
and you know that I love truckers and you put the truck on top of the soap tray,
or the truck mold, and you gave me the special, this is a special wooden tray.
that no one else has.
It's bigger because the truck mold is bigger
and the bars are bigger
and it's really, and it's special,
and it's special, and it's special,
and they've given me like a special fat guy soap tray.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
I take back everything I said about discontinued.
Well, no, I'm not taking it back.
Because if it is discontinued products, everything goes.
But if it is a special thing that you made,
just forget that I said that whole discontinued product stuff.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately, even though I just sipped a brand new can moments ago of refreshing soda.
You expected it for me to say Coca-Cola zero, didn't you?
I'm not giving them their commercials anymore.
I just did.
So here we go again.
Then we're in the break room.
Of course, about every three or four months comes back around where we talk about, oh, we got to break up the country.
right up the country time to break up the country well it's break it up into four parts remember the movies it's time to break it up well ron perlman the actor
who i you know i guess i appreciate some of these okay i guess but he's been a nightmare the last few years
and he's divorced his wife and he's got some new hoity tooty wife did a girlfriend i don't even know if
they're married again yet i guess yeah i think they wanted to be because he got the divorce
And then they had to get it annulled quickly, and he got all the money squared away so he could marry the new one.
But he just tweeted, it's time that every state they would elect Republicans to represent them.
Ron's not that smart.
I mean, when you have something in your tweet is screwed up, Ron, take a look at it before you tweet it, bro.
Okay, that's all you got to do.
Just double check.
I'm going to read it word for word.
it's time that every state they would elect republicans to represent them comma and all the rest of us
separate period you don't want to live in my world and i certainly don't want to live in yours
okay ron see you later go ahead so we'll separate you know what wherever you're living is all
yours. You take care.
All right. Ever so, I mean, it's like every
three or four months comes
back around. They want to separate.
They want to make us different. Oh, no,
don't. We don't want to separate.
No, Ron. We'll do
what you want. Please
shut up.
Stop it.
Oh, and we've got to do.
The great state of Florida.
I love Florida. I do.
I love Florida. And I know
you're working on becoming the number of
one state that listens to chewing the fat.
We found out last week,
number two, I know.
I haven't looked this week, so maybe you
know, you jumped up. Let's hope so.
But you're still in the top.
You're still in the top. I know Quinn.
Quinn's in Florida, so, you know, maybe you bumped it
up a little bit. But I'm just
saying, you know, the last check,
you weren't number one, is all I'm saying.
But I still love you, and I love Florida.
And one of the things that they have a lot
of in Florida is drawbridge.
Okay, and they're kind of frustrating if you are not a boater or a sailor and
You want to continue on in your automobile, but you have to wait for the sailboat to get through
Because up comes the bridge. I mean, that's how draw bridges work by the way. I know. Yeah, I know you know and they stop up on the bridge and the boat
swims underneath and then the bridge yeah boat swim and then the bridge comes down so in our
Who died today?
A Florida woman fell from a drawbridge.
I don't know her name, so I just say a prayer for her, rest in peace.
Florida woman.
Pedestrian.
So the drawbridge opened as she was walking across,
I guess she was walking her bike across the bridge,
and the draw bridge opened.
well okay now there's all kinds of things that have to be looked at here i mean did she just get caught
on the bridge like it was oh my gosh i'm walking my bike across this draw bridge and i can't tell
that there's a sailboat to the right or left of me coming and all of a sudden the bridge goes up
and then you get the bridge tender the bridge tender i'm almost positive he's supposed to make sure
The arms come down and make sure that there's no automobiles or no pedestrains walking across the bridge or walking their bike across the bridge or walking their dog across the bridge or walking whatever the hell they're walking.
Bringing home, maybe they're bringing home Quinn the goat man soap.
Kupisope.com.
Maybe she was carrying that.
I don't know.
Let's hope not.
Well, I mean, I hope she bought it from Quinn.
I don't mean anything.
Anyway, so apparently she's hanging on.
So she was on it when it was going up.
So she realizes, oh, crap.
That's got to be terrible for her.
I don't even know why I'm doing who died today.
I don't know this lady's name.
I just, you know, so she's hanging on to this bridge,
and it's a big one because she's saying,
it's like 50 or 60 feet up.
All right?
And she's hanging on and the police are trying to rescue you.
Nope.
I mean, it's sad.
She couldn't hang on.
And I don't know if the bike,
I guess the bike went for,
I guess she had to drop the bike to hang out to the bridge.
It doesn't say anything about that in the story,
but I guess the bike is gone already.
So,
she drives,
now she's fallen.
Right?
I mean, she's fallen and they say that she died on impact.
Did she?
Because she fell into the gears.
of the right
I mean
that's not
that's not pretty
that is not pretty
and then to top that off
I mean then of course the bridge is going to be closed
for hours
I mean if not
multiple days for the investigation
now as a
automobile driver you're pissed
like you're stuck there right
I mean you got to wait then
I mean at that time
you're okay because you're watching
if you're on the right side of that
you're watching this lady hang on
and then the horrific fall
so if you're related to this lady I'm sorry
okay I know it's horrible I do
honestly I do
I mean that with everything in my heart
I do I do
but we've got to have
something else has got to be with this story
right I mean the bridge tender
had to be pissed at her maybe it was his girlfriend
you know because I mean
you just open it to the ladies walking with her bike and you just decide ding ding ding ding
we're going to open it up he doesn't see her i mean maybe he doesn't see her i don't know but
when you hear the ding ding ding and the arms go down and you feel the bridge start to move
don't you go the other way the bridge whatever side you're on is going up right so unless you're
you know, making a movie where you're going to run and jump over it
or you've got your car and you're breaking through the barrier
and you're going to jump over the other side.
You go the other way, right?
You turn around, you go, holy crap, the bridge is going up.
I've got to go back down.
Right, get the heck out of here.
Right, so at least, maybe you're hollering at the bridge tender.
You know, you're trying to make some noise like,
hey, hey, I'm on the freaking bridge.
Right?
something.
So I want to know
the final of this investigation. I want to know
what happened. Because
this is not a good enough ending.
I mean, it's the segment is who died today.
So she
did die and she's the one we're talking
about. But we have to, this investigation
has to be outgoing. I want to know
what actually happened.
I mean, I want to know if she and the bridge
tender were, you know, maybe fighting because maybe she,
Maybe she stopped by.
Take care of a little bridge tender business.
You know, I mean, the bridge tenders, most of the time, they're sitting around, you know.
Nope, not a sailboat today.
Mary come by?
Hey, she's coming by a seven.
Okay, maybe you get that.
Right.
Maybe you get that.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, I can't right now, Mary.
Hey, hey, hey.
No, there's a sailboat coming.
I can't right now.
She's pissed if she storms out.
Then.
Years. Anyway, rest in peace, whatever your name is.
In Florida.
And that's who died today.
It's the matchat or the three ensemble
Cadocephora of the fact that I just
been to denichy who energize so much.
Hmm, it's the ensemble.
The form of standard and mini,
regrouped, what old ben?
And the embellage, too beau,
who is practically pre to donate.
And I know that I'd love these offriars,
but I guard the Summer Fridays
and Rare Beauty by Selena Gomez.
I'm just
Comprone.
The most
Ensemble
Cado of
the Fettes
Cephora
Summer Fridays
Rare Beauty
Way, Cephora
Cephora
and other parts
of quick.
Procurre you
these formats
and mini
regrouped for
a better
quality of price.
On link
on c4.
or in magazine
For those of you
listening
live today
it is the
9th
of February
2022
Thank you
for listening
to chewing the
fat.
Be sure to
follow me
on Twitter
at Jeffrey JFR
Facebook and
Instagram
is Jeff Fisher
Radio
Getter at
Jeffrey JFR, same as Twitter, and, you know, get her.
You could email me, email the show, Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
I'll take any of your comments, and we'll get to that.
I got an email.
We can do that right now, as a matter of fact.
Tanner sent an email to Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
Hey, Jeffie, couple of thoughts.
if the radio host thing does not work out,
some would say that that's true right now as we speak.
May I suggest you become a defense attorney?
I know. I'm with you. You're right.
As a prosecutor, I think you would be an excellent attorney.
Your arguments are great and the court would love you.
I know. I've talked about what.
Okay, look, I watched court TV forever.
And the attorneys that get big money and make great appearances in court are the ones that are a little loud and overbearing and obnoxious.
That's me.
The others are so boring.
I'll go to page three.
And if you look at the evidence page of A2, you can see this.
You need somebody that's up.
There.
That's why I, thank you.
Thank you very much.
You know, that whole thing
going to law school, though, is kind of a deterrent to me.
Can I just pretend to be one?
I mean, I've seen the documentary suits, and it can be done.
That's all I'm saying.
Also, second in Tanner's email.
Speaking of three cuts to clown face, have you seen what are, I got to quote him now.
I don't want to. Second, speaking of three cuts to clown face, what are your thoughts on Courtney Cox?
I saw an interview with her the other day and thought of you.
You know, first of all, I just want to say that you're not the first person to say, hey, did you see?
I saw her and I thought of you. I mean, when you start getting into clown face territory, man, you know my theory is right.
Now, I had not seen Courtney in a while, though I think I saw her in a picture with Aniston
as they were getting together not long ago on one of her Instagram posts, you know,
still friends or whatever it was.
And I remember thinking, ooh, because Aniston has done pretty well.
She's held up strong.
And I don't, you know, she's obviously, you know, fillers and done a couple of, you know,
she's got a good doc.
And maybe she's, you know, maybe she told Courtney, Courtney, call my guy.
Stop using
Stop using your guy
So it'll get better
Because it was
You can tell that Courtney was
You know
On her way
I mean she's had multiple
Multiple cuts
But it's such a different world now
With the fillers and the injections
Because they all
They can adjust and not actually cut
And so
You know
We've talked about this before
I've thought about adjusting my theory
But I'm not going to
because it's three cuts to clown face, damn it.
After the third one, you're gone.
It's over.
You might not be clown face, but you're on your way.
And that's just the way it works.
You know, we've gone through my theory numerous times, and that's what happens.
I mean, that first one is so good, looks so great,
and you're so happy that the eyes or the nose or the lips or the jaw looks good,
you think, man, you know, after you get healed up,
you look at the mirror, and you go, oh, that looks so great.
boy I wonder if they could do something here with the cheekbone a little bit
and you go in for number two you get done and you go oh
oh it just wasn't quite as good as the first one
maybe I just go back and have them touch up the other side
just to make it even it out a little bit
and you go back in the third one and
cloud face
it's where you're at because the third one is never going to be as good as the second one
and you're off and running you're done you're in the
clown face races, man.
So hopefully, Jennifer took Courtney aside after the selfie for Instagram and it said,
Cork, honey, use my guy.
Anyway, if you're listening live, it's the 9th of February, 2022, which makes it a Wednesday.
And what is Wednesday?
Hump Day.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Now you know,
Valentine's Day is right around the corner.
Bill DeBear wants adults to join in on the fun.
Oh yeah.
Who said stuffed animals were just for kids?
Oh.
Pajamas.
Boxers.
T-shirts with Bring on the bubbly.
It's one.
Wine o'clock somewhere.
The Builder Bear
After Dark Collection.
Oh yeah.
Now how bad do you want to stuff a Builder Bear?
Wait, no, that's, no.
Stop.
Stop.
All right, well, you know, we might as well
make a business section.
I mean, all right, fine.
Let's do, let's just do business.
We got the Karma Sutra influencer.
I could bend into a pretzel in my bedroom.
I mean, follow.
We got the other girl on a influencer that says,
this is why I always have sex on the first date.
Now, I look at the picture of this influencer,
and I think, there might be another reason.
That's just me.
I'm not, whatever, just whatever, float your boat.
now.
You want to tear that up, you tear it up.
But,
I mean,
she claims
that, you know,
the dating myth
is,
you know,
sex and relationships,
you know,
you come back,
and you,
you know,
honestly,
just sleep with a man
you're attracted with straight away.
It's also,
you know,
if it's fabulous,
great.
You've,
bypassed all that other stuff.
And if it's not, you've bypassed that too.
You don't even have to put up with the first two or three dates.
So, okay.
All right.
Now, I would say that if I were to go out on a date with this person,
look at the time.
Look at the time.
Hey, we have the Super Bowl coming up this weekend.
Oh, can I say the Super Bowl?
Yeah, because I'm just talking about it.
I'm not advertising anything.
If I'm advertising something and I'm not a fifth.
affiliated with it, I have to call it the big game.
Yeah, if I'm
talking about the Super Bowl, cool.
No problem, I could talk about it.
But if I was saying, hey,
we're going to give tickets away
to go to the Super Bowl, and I'm
not affiliated with the NFL?
No, you have the NFL
banking down the doors, man.
They are on your butt. You can say big game.
It's just, it's really kind of silly,
but it's their rules.
They're the national.
Football League.
People pay attention to them.
So you don't.
So we do have the big game,
the Super Bowl,
coming up this weekend.
And, you know,
it's the Cincinnati Bengals
and the L.A. Rams.
And Joe Burrow,
their quarterback,
who I am a fan of.
I mean, I...
I really kind of want Cincinnati to win.
I don't know if they can do it, though,
against L.A.
L.A. is built to win the Super Bowl,
man. They look good and strong,
and they're ready to go.
But I like Joe Burrow,
and I hope that he has the fire
that's needed.
to win the Super Bowl.
But apparently, he has the fire in the bedroom.
Oh, yeah.
Legendary, according to many people about Joey B.
Oh.
The tale of Burroughs Superior Bedroom prowess was shared in all its glory.
Multiple sources that hooked up with
Joey B in college
He wanted to be number one in the field
And number one in the bed
Oh yeah
So I'm all about it
According to this
The subject of this particular
Messaging app was
Goat in Bed
I
Easy Quinn.
All right.
I'm just talking about Joey Burrow now,
and that's the story, all right?
Don't get me started on that.
And we also have the Love Ranch is for sale.
I thought what's her face was going to buy it?
Heidi Fleiss.
Yes, she was with him for years.
And I thought that this place was hers.
I guess not.
I guess not.
Because I thought she had the place next door
and she was watching all these birds
for some other lady that was,
It was friends of theirs that died, and she was thinking about, yes, because remember the big interview she gave where she was thinking about making the place a dude ran.
Not a dude ranch.
What did she call it a, it's like a trans ranch or something.
She was going to turn, yeah, she was going to turn it into an LGBT plus kind of place.
Absolutely.
Look it up.
Heidi Fleiss interview.
I'm not going to look it up right now.
I know I'm right.
but it's for sale,
Perrumpf, Nevada, Art Bell Territory.
You can get it for $1.2 million.
I mean, this is almost houses of the hoity-toity
right here.
The list price includes 10,500 square foot property
with large master suites.
We've all seen the HBO specials, we know.
Complete, it might have been showtime.
I don't remember which one, so I apologize.
Suite completed with furnishings and TVs.
The property also has a 2,500
square foot corner bar and commercial kitchen.
Included with the price also, two mobile homes,
a backhoe, I mean, hello, it's the Love Ranch.
They need a front one too.
A mini excavator.
Oh, they're talking about a construction piece of equipment.
Oh, I was thinking they were talking about something else.
An advertising truck and a limousine.
The purchase price includes multiple opts
in perrump, multiple, I can't speak, multiple lots in Perump,
including a 0.49 acre residential lot at the airport,
a 0.62 acre commercially zoned lot on Highway 160,
you know that's right out there, just right out there on 160.
And two four and a half acre lots and a five acre lot off Homestead Road.
So if you think 160, that's right.
there. If you look at Nevada, I'm going to hold up my hand here. This is Nevada. Right here is
Perrump, all right? It's the high desert. And it's right there. And this is where Perumph is.
Now, my finger is probably about the size of, well, it's larger than Perump in Nevada.
But that's where Highway 160 is at Homeland Road. It's all just right there. Eleven lots
zoned for mobile homes in Crystal Nevada. If I hold on, the Crystal Nevada is right here.
There's just perump.
There's crystal.
So that's awesome.
Now the property,
not that this sounds fishy or not,
the property is sold as is cash only.
We're heading back to the casinos.
Yep, it's all yours.
Talk to you later.
I don't know what happened to Heidi Flies.
What happened to my girl?
How come she's, this isn't her?
Maybe she's the one selling it needs some cash.
I look, sell it.
Give me a $1.2.
You give me over a mill, cash, I'm out.
Okay.
I want to know what happened to Heidi Flies.
Gosh darn it, what has become of her?
Maybe she needs, maybe she does probably need some cash.
I mean, it's not like people are banging down the doors to get to Perump anymore.
So, I don't know.
Oh, wait, here's the story.
She's going to Missouri.
I mean, maybe that's what she needs the money for.
Says here, this is dated end of January, this year.
Why haven't I seen it?
The picture they use is her with the birds from the bird lady.
I know she was watching all these birds for the,
she's calling, the picture says her beloved macaws.
She got those from the crazy lady that she was taken care of.
I don't know that they're her beloved macaw.
Anyway.
So she,
Talks about her planned move to Mansfield, Missouri.
Oh, this is some sort of special little interview she did.
I have to listen to this.
Because she, oh, she's a really kind of fascinating former pimp.
Oh, I'm sorry, Hollywood Madam, right?
Yeah, she's not a, you know, when you look up Pimp Lady Los Angeles,
to try to remember her name.
I was letting you know,
Heidi Flace doesn't come up.
If you type in
Pimp Lady from Los Angeles
in the search engine,
you get South L.A. prostitute
known as Pretty Ho.
Gets 15 years.
Female Los Angeles pimp
pleads guilty to sex trafficking.
Pimp sentenced 281
years to life for sex trafficking.
Nothing in there about Heidi Flies.
Doesn't say, Heidi needs some cash.
She's selling the dump in Nevada and moving to Missouri.
Doesn't say that there.
This episode is brought to you by Peloton.
A new era of fitness is here.
Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus,
powered by Peloton IQ.
Built for breakthroughs with personalized workout plans,
real-time insights, and endless ways to move.
Lift with confidence.
While Peloton IQ counts reps.
corrects form and tracks your progress.
Let yourself run, lift, flow, and go.
Explore the new Peloton cross-training tread plus at one peloton.ca.
What is happening with Catholicism and the Catholic Church?
I mean, we have the nun.
A little issue with gambling happening for years in L.A.
Sister Mary Margaret
K-R-E-U-P-E-R-A-Morph a phallis.
Yeah, Sister Mary from Los Angeles.
She was sentenced one year, one day.
Seems like a pretty easy sentence for fraud and money laundering charges.
She's 80 years old now, and she was also ordered to repay the money that she embezzled
while she was a principal at St. James Catholic High School in Torrance, California,
$825,338.57.
Now was she taking the money to help the poor?
You could make that argument.
It wouldn't work, though.
Apparently she was going to Vegas and gambling this money,
and she had gambling debts,
and that's what she was embezzling the money for.
So she apologized, said she was saying she was.
sorry, I have no excuses, I sinned, I broke the law, and they sentenced her to the one year.
The judge gave her some credit, one year and one day.
Then we have the retired pope who has the retired pope.
I mean, it's a pope he retired.
And he says, ooh, I need, sorry, sorry about all that abuse thing, that whole abuse thing that I did for years.
I need to pardon
I need a pardon for that
I'm not admitting I did anything wrong
but how about you pardon me
they're starting to complain about
all this little diddle and I did as a priest
maybe take a little bit of a break
and then
back to California again
we have
the priest
saying the baptism's wrong
wait what yes
the priest saying the baptism wrong.
Years of baptisms gone wrong.
So if you were baptized from this priest,
the Reverend Andres Arango
Amorpha fallus.
Yeah.
In the diocese of Phoenix, they're invalid.
And I said L.A., but it's Phoenix.
I thought it was California originally,
but I mean, who knows where Reverend
Andres Arengo moved around.
Yeah, I got it right.
Don't be looking at your amorphalus button.
I saw you reaching for it.
I got it right.
So apparently he was using we,
and that's not the community that baptizes a person,
rather it is Christ and Him alone,
who presides at all the sacraments,
and so it is Christ, Jesus,
who baptizes.
And so because he was using we,
you can't be,
can't be doing that anymore.
So, amen.
Amen.
Our father who art in heaven,
hell would be thy name.
My kingdom come.
They will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day, our daily bread.
Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those.
trespass against us
deliver us from evil
for thine is the kingdom and the power
the glory forever
amen
don't you dare
say we
otherwise it's over
we're done don't do it
don't use
we
hell mary full grace
stream and subscribe to more blaze media content
at the blaze dot com slash podcast
podcasts.
