Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 806 | Ohhh, Now They Care…

Episode Date: February 11, 2022

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Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Good news. Good news. Right now, we are apparently, according to this story, we're happy when a highway rest stop has a toilet and a subway. You know, the sandwich

shop, not a train station underneath. But right now, we're going to get upgrades. Upgrades. thanks to the United States government. We're going to put charging stations for electric vehicles in every restop. Yay! Now remember the initiative was to have 500,000 public EV chargers by 2030. There are currently 116,000.

chargers and they say they claim they're highly concentrated in California. So to qualify for the funding, you have to, they got to be installed every 50 miles. They've got to be located less than a mile off a given interstate. You have to offer charging ports for at least four vehicles with a minimum of 150 kilowatts at each port. So that's 30 to 45 minutes of charging every time you stop. Okay. According to a new survey, one in five EV owners have made the switch back to gas due to the hassle of finding charging access.

Seems unlikely. I think it's more of a hassle of I wanted to travel. Well, that would be a hassle in finding the charging stations, wouldn't it? Ah, never mind. Welcome to chewing the fat. I mean, now's the time to invest, if you want to get a little government money, now's the time to come up with EV rest stops, right? Not only are you going to, if you want to just be the installer,

go ahead, install them at the, you know, at the rest stops that they already have. But if you're going to get big money, you're going to want to create an EV rest stop. A million dollar idea, another one, thank you, just off the top of my head. I tell you, you are so lucky to be. be listening to this podcast today. Now you can go off. Why are you laughing? I'm giving you a million dollar idea.

You come up with the EV restop. That's it, man. You charge you get, what, eight to ten cars. A little restaurant. You're good to go. 30 to 45 minutes you got to plug in? I mean, you got to have some food, right? You got to have, there's got to be something there.

You can't just have a picnic table. in a slushy machine. Although, I mean, you can add it to the bonus that you get. Plug in and slushy. I like that. And again, you're welcome. Okay. I'm stuck on the EV charging things now, all right?

I want to start a Jeffey's rest area, Jeffrey's charging station, something. We got to come up with it. We got to have something because it's got to be within the mile of the highway. you got to have at least four charging stations. I mean, if you're going to open up a charging place, you're going to have more than four. I mean, and I don't want, you're going to get government. I don't want people to think that this is just like,

I mean, we have all those gas tanks everywhere. Yeah, that was America. This isn't America anymore, okay? Well, I mean, it is, but it's not. But what's really going to help EVs is we've got to come up with a way to swap out the batteries. Elon, my gosh man, what are you doing with your life? I mean, you're just sitting around smoking dope

with Joe Rogan and you're not thinking about, you know, what's happening? I sure you want to go to Mars. I got it. But let's worry about Earth. All right? What we need is the battery swap. All right? So, you can have you can pull in and have Billy Bob

pull it out and put a new one in. Or maybe you create the, like, the car wash battery changer and you just pull in it takes 10 minutes or whatever you pull in boom you go through the car wash battery changer and you know lifts it out sets it off new one and you're on your way i mean at hello now some people have said why don't they just put the charging station you don't have to plug in you just pull in sit on the sit on the charger station okay no problem i'm okay with that as long as you know, don't get out of the car

during charging. I mean, then you're got to stay in the car, man. You're grounded in the car. You open up that door during the charging if you pull into that slot, man. You're done. Okay, so there's that.

Why does it? And also, why don't the electric vehicles use the moon roofs to the sunroofs as solar panels so that when you're driving, that solar panel is also charging the battery. I mean, I'm just, you're welcome again. I can't help it.

I'm here for you. Have I welcomed everybody to the show because I am, this, I feel like, I feel like I'm an idea, man. All right? Call StarCast. I feel like I'm Michael Geaton and night shift right now. Maybe it's just me. So did you see where we have a new hire at the department? of Energy.

Name is Sam Brinton. The Department of Energy. Appointment by our president Joe Biden. He is a well-known pup handler.

That is, if you're not sure what a pup handler is, that... Yes, thank you. Only not really know. Just for a second. And when we get to the point that that needs to play.

We'll be, we'll get there. That is a gay man who leads other gay men who pretend to be dogs. That's a pup handler. That's a pup handler. There's a whole interview that he did. And he talks about the in the pup community. I mean, maybe we. Maybe that makes this story better.

I'm not sure. Handlers function the same way dog owners do Keeping a watchful eye on their charge And raining in the pups if needed It's the handlers who train the pups And teach them disinently Dolling out rewards or punishments Okay, so think of any bio

You can any bio, think of any bio dog Just anything on those regular dogs You can train them as it's do this, go do this, reward system. It's just like a bio dog. So let's say you're playing fetch, you throw the ball, the pup picks it up, brings it back, drops it at your feet, you're going to reward him, whether it's petting him or anything like that. I mean, okay, so according to this, his pup, newbie,

the handler's 27-year-old dog. it's the concept of the teacher, the neuterer. My job is to make sure that while he's in headspace, I'm keeping him safe. So when you're in headspace, pretending that you're the dog, you've got to stay in character. And Sam Britton, our newest appointee for the Department of Energy,

is quick to... Make sure that his 27-year-old, Oh my gosh. One of my friends was married to his husband and had a sir outside of their relationship. That sir eventually decided that my collar would be best served by your husband. So now his husband has become his sir. Man, how many times?

How many times in my life as one of my friends married to their husband and his husband and had her sir, I'm sorry, had a sir, not saying his or her, stop it, had a sir outside of their relationship. Then the sir eventually decided that my collar would be the best served by your husband and now his husband has become his sir. Of course, even among partners, two individuals will approach sex from different perspectives. I mean, Sam needs to mentally distance his sexual activity from the pup scene.

But for newbie, it's easier to stay in character. So if we're going to have sex, it's easier for him just to continue to be the dog. And I'm like, no, I don't, I, I'd prefer you to be out of headspace. I mean, does it matter that this guy is running our debate? Department of Energy. Not really. I guess. And he's he running it.

See, I can't figure out. So he's the newest appointee. Biden appointment to the Department of Energy. See, I'm not sure if he's the latest hire at the Department of Energy has the spent fuel and waste. Oh, okay. Department of Energy as the spent fuel and waste disposition. deputy. Is that a real thing? Please look that up. Seriously.

Well, when I'm talking about, it's the Department of Energy Spent Fuel and Waste Disposition Deputy. Because he was a big shot at this place called the Trevor Project. Now, I looked at that. The Trevor Project is a phone number and link where the LGBTQ plus trans, whatever strange person you are

or want to be or dog or whatever it is, you call if you're thinking about suicide and they help. And they help you transition to as normal a life as possible. So I guess, and according to this, with Sam and Newby, it's, you know, there's trouble

when they transition from pup play to having sex. That's what I said, because he wants to stay, you know, whatever head space he's in. Like, no, I can't have you whimper like that when we're having six. You can't whimper like that, okay? Because I don't want to mix that world, but it's interesting because he doesn't have to come out of pup mode when I'm doing him. And he talks about his tails.

He actually has three tails. Someone has three tails. he has one for show which you know it's a show tale then he has a couple that are the inserted tails and he talks about

how when he was in character somebody came by and yanked on one of the tails and he was pissed and he stopped everything and had to holler out of him and yelled a little bit

so congratulations so is that a real thing the Department of Energy spent Fuel and waste disposition deputy. What are they supposed to do? They manage spent fuel. Okay, well, there's got to be a specific job description on that website that you just went to that you closed out of already and didn't look at.

There is, but it doesn't make any sense. It's not written in plain English. Oh, then please regurgitate. Has participated in site characterization and design activities for proposed spent fuel repositories at Yucca Mountain, Nevada, Hanford, Washington, and Def Smith County, Texas. Has also worked on characterization and analysis

of large rock sculptures at Mount... That's not... That's what he's done. That's what the office does, apparently. Oh. So it's just... Oh, okay. So it's real.

But that's... Seems like that could be incorporated into another position. You know, like, I don't know. The head of the Department of Energy could oversee that? Well, he is overseeing it.

But we're having Sam when he's not role-playing with his dog pups taking care of it. All right. When you see Sam Brinton announced on his appointment for the Department of Energy and perhaps quoted where he's working on spent fuel and waste disposition. Yeah, disposition. I keep saying that. I think we're thinking that's wrong. It's not. It's waste disposition.

And Sam Britten is the deputy, the Department of Energy for that. Just picture him in his little pup uniform. I know. I get no music for that when I'm picturing him in the puppy, when I'm pumped him. Okay. Stop for just a sec. Stop. Just picture him in his little pup uniform.

Thank you. Oh, God. Congratulations to Sam, though, for. your appointment to the Department of Energy. We are doomed, man. It's just doomed. Did I tell you to bark? Did I tell you to bark?

No. And he talks about them if the dog goes to the bathroom on the floor and stuff. If we're role playing and you're in head space as a pup, are you seriously? You've got to be trained. I don't care. You're a human being, adult human being. We're not pretending you're a little pup. That was due to a foo.

Yeah. He's thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it's stuck so bad. All right, no. No, because there's going to be some punishment coming with that. It's going to be more than just a beating with the newspaper for a human pup. Okay, that's going to be, yeah, maybe that's what they want. Never mind. Never mind.

All right, let's go to the break room. I can't take any more of this. I don't want this. That's why I don't talk politics. I mean, that's full, that's jumping into politics whole. heartily right there with Sam Britain and his pup play. So good. So I told, uh, Susan that I would watch nobody this weekend.

I watched it yesterday. I went downstairs and I watched nobody yesterday. I figured, you know, I didn't have another show to watch. I was going to catch. Oh, I told Susan I'd watch nobody. So HBO Max, here we go. That's pretty good. It was a fun ride.

It's, uh, it was like, uh, what's the stupid? show he's on. Never call Saul. You know, I like, is that what the name of it? Never Call Saul? Better Call Saul? Yeah, better call Saul. You know the show I'm talking about. Bob Odenkirk, you know who I'm talking about that show when he was in the other show to the meth one. You know the one I'm talking about. Breaking good? Yeah, yeah, breaking bad. See? I thought he didn't listen. So anyway, he's this docile family.

man and according to IMDB he reveals his true character after his house gets burgled then you find out that he's this you know killer guy for the government that goes around killing people and you mess with the wrong guy

it's pretty good it was a fun ride and uh and what's his face like Susan said is uh Susan said no Susan is that's not her name Susan like Susan referred to in her email

that what's his face Christopher Lloyd was in it and he was enjoyable he played his dad he played Odin Kirk's dad in the movie and it was a fun ride so if you have an opportunity there's a lot of violence though

a lot of violence so if you're against that kind of stuff then don't watch that because there's a lot of violence okay

okay Speaking of movies, I see where Batman is, you know, the new Batman is coming out. And it's, I think March 1st, they're having the big fan first premieres at IMAX. Be some of the first fans in the world to experience the Batman on the biggest screens possible. Tickets to this exclusive IMAX event will be available already. I mean, they're available right now. You can get them right now. And if you get your tickets right now at Availant.

theaters and cities around America, you're going to get a free comic book. Huh? How cool is that? And I've actually seen the one, two or three minute trailer from it. Doesn't look too bad. Except that it's going to be like eight hours long.

And I can't, I mean, how many of these eight-hour Batman movies I've got to sit through? It better be good. It better be freaking good. Now, I said it's eight hours. I feel like in real life it's just under three. but it feels like after about an hour 40

I'm going to go I'm good my popcorn's gone you know my my mamma'ems are gone my soda is a quarter of the way and I got a quarter left of my soda and I can't pause the film at the theater and where they have them here in this area isn't a delivery service of food theater

It's disappointing. So, what are you going to do? Stay home. So would the theaters be pissed if I have Uber eats deliver some food? I was bringing my cooler with a couple of two liters of Coke Zero. I bought the tickets and I'll buy, you know, I'll buy some popcorn and put some extra butter on it. All right, fine. I'll buy some, whatever those candies are that I like, you know, those little candies I like that are there.

What are they called? Not milk duds, although, you know, if I get a $10 box of milk duds, all right, fine. I'm not going to say no to them, but the Mikanikes. Give me the Mikenikes. They're right there. Oh, the Mikanikes are awesome. I love them. I know it's going to come as a surprise to you, but I've had a few, and I like them.

Okay? but would they be angry if I, you know, called in, you know, some food? The Uber Eats, you know, drop it off at Theater 1B. And they better have them bring it in. Because if I walk out of that theater at the end of the movie, pissed, but I didn't get my Uber Eats, and then the bag is sitting right there on the outside, you know, on the other side of the toll bars? Oh, no.

No, no, no. you deliver it. Okay, it comes to me. Because you're going to get it on your phone, delivered. All right. Because I don't want to leave. That's the point. Pause the movie for me if I have to come out.

You know, this is my deal about theaters. Overrated. Especially in today's world. I know they want to stay open and, you know, it's a fun deal. And we're trying to get them back into life again. But really, no. Let's not do that. You get the movie.

I wish they would have worked on my deal. I should have written out my exact details of my deal. It might have helped, actually, if I would have just sent them an exact detailed copy of my deal. But so you get the movies, new releases, at the theaters, two weeks, two weeks, tops, tops, two weeks. And then the top three movies, top four movies, of those two weeks, get the state.

another two weeks. The rest of them head to streaming. You can keep them at the theater if you want, but they're going to be on streaming too. And then if the top three of those two weeks,

you can keep them for another two weeks. And then it's going to streaming. After a month, it's going to streaming right now. People, we can sell it. They can sell it on streaming. I'm not saying it has to be free. And maybe that's what AMC should have done.

They could have had their own streaming. service and say you could watch it on AMC streaming until another platform has purchased it and you're able to see it on those HBO Paramount whatever whoever purchases it I'm a how many ideas I got to come up with to save this country how many how many how many so sting congratulations I mean he is so mad at Spotify this has nothing to do with Spotify. He just sold his entire catalog. His entire

catalog, 600 songs as well as future royalties for only $300 million. That seems cheap for Sting stuff. I mean, for, I mean, that's a lot of stuff.

You can quote me on that too. Sting, how much did you sell? Oh, your catalog? A lot of stuff. Oh, okay. I mean, that is unbelievable. The team at UMPG curate and manage

my song catalog. Oh, isn't that nice? UMPG. So, wow. He sold his entire songwriting catalog to Universal Music Group. His entire

songwriting catalog. I wonder if that's if he still was going to get a separate cut from the music. So he gets the cut for the produced music and the songwriting cut. So the songwriting cut goes to them now.

But the music cut still comes to him. I bet you that's broken down. Because 300 million for Sting stuff, that seems low. But for the songwriting, no. I bet you that's it. Wow. I mean, that's, holy cow. Now, Springsteen sold his, you're telling me, Bruce Springsteen,

catalog and recorded and, okay, so Sony acquired Bruce Springsteen's songwriting catalog and recorded music copyrights for 550 million. Yeah, no way Sting is selling that. I mean, for 300 million. The recording, what is they call that? They broke it into a recorded music copyrights. So the recorded music copyrights, no way Sting still has that. It's the songwriting.

Okay, well, never mind, Sting. He's got $300 million. He's going to, you know, we'll go to the Bahamas for a while. He's not going to be buying, you know, I'm not going to spend $300 million on a ship. But I can rent one for a couple of months and just live on that in the Bahamas. That'd be nice.

Just think about that for a second. Think about how nice that would be Just to rent a yacht, Caribbean, the Caribbean, and just hang out for a couple months. Pull in, anchor. Yeah, we're here. Jump in, do a little swimming, catch a little sun,

go back down, chef cooks your little meal, you back up. I mean, we'll do a little, I would do a little paddle board. Okay. You want to take the machines out? No, let's just take the boat into town and walk around for a little bit.

Nah, you know what? Go ahead. I'm going to stay right here. I'm just going to jump in the ocean for a little bit and go take a nap. How nice would that be? How nice would that? That's life right there. And for $300 million, a couple of months in the Caribbean, you're doing that.

You're still living large. What's that cost you? A couple months. in the Caribbean on a yacht? Five mil? Maybe. Might be able to get away with it cheaper. Rent the yacht,

the crew, the time, a couple months. I mean, you know what, here's five million. Get out of here. You know what?

Fill it up before we leave, too. Take this with you when you go into town and have a little, A little pocket money. I don't want to see you running around. I felt a little extra.

A little extra spending cash. I mean, that'd be sweet. Who died today? Who died today? Betty Davis. Betty Davis died. I know. You thought to yourself, wait.

Didn't she die back in the 80s? Well, I'm talking about Betty with the Y Davis. Okay, the godmother of funk. Yeah, godmother of funk. Yeah, she died at 77. Uh, rest in peace to Betty Davis. She blazed a trail with her raw brand of funk and sexual lyrics that would go on to influence stars, including Prince and Madonna. Yeah, I'm not talking about Betty with an E. Davis.

And I'm not talking about that god-awful Kim Carn's song, Betty Davis eyes. Oh, don't you die? do not even start playing that stupid song with Kim Carnes. That was how long, I mean, that had to been in the 80s too, right? Kim Carnes, oh, God. Kim Carnes, she's got Betty Davis eyes. Oh, no, stop, no. No, baby, no.

No, please. I do not want to sing this song all weekend. Oh. Oh. Oh. Lep's sweet surprise. That's a Kim Carls weekend. All weekend long.

28 minutes past the hour. 32 to the top. I mean, this song was a hit for a long time, man. She went Grammys for this. That's awesome. I'm going to shoot myself so much. Just a joke. I'm not going to do it.

Thank you. Oh, my gosh. And that's not, that's too long, too, because I'm going to be saying, I apologize. on behalf of this show. If you're walking around Super Bowl Sunday this weekend, if you're listening live today is the 11th

of February 2022, which means Sunday will be the 13th that Monday is Valentine's Day. Yay! So you're going to be walking around Super Bowl Sunday waiting on the game, waiting on the big game. She's got Betty Davis eyes.

Oh, man, do I... If that happens to me, I swear. It's the matcha or the three ensemble Cicephora of the fates that I just deniches who energize o'clock? Mm, it's the ensemble. The format standard and mini-regrouped,

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On link on C4A.com or in magazine. Okay. So I'm just looking at this FDA recall of COVID-19 tests. It's announced a recall of the standard Q COVID-19 AG home tests because of illegal importation

to the United States. But Americans still have 17 other choices for authorized rapid at home tests. Now, they also talk in the story about the tests that have been approved but are only, they strongly

encourage us to use tests that test more than just the single target. Oh, okay. Because I know that the I-Health COVID-19 antigen rapid test, which is on your list, just for a single target test

are the ones that finally arrived at my house yesterday from the United States government. Am I not supposed to use those now? I know that the ones that I purchased with my hard-earned sweat and bruised hands, well, but I purchased. The buy-nex ones, the buy-necks now, why are you laughing?

That's what they're called. Binax. That's what they're, it's the name of them. The Bionx now COVID tests. Why are you laughing? That's what they're called. But those apparently are single target tests. And they want me to use the multi-targeted test,

the multiple tests. So, I mean, I don't know what to do. Do I send them back? I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. anyway. So I did get them though. I was excited to get them.

I always wondered what the heck was came in this package because I, you know, I may have used not my name. I was surprised that they actually arrived. They came to my address, man. So I got them. I'm good to go.

I'm never going to get COVID again, but I mean, that's what we're hoping, right? I mean, that's what they're talking about now. They're talking about having, we're supposed to be unhappy, I mean, be happy that they're unlocking the mystery of never COVID. Oh, okay. Yes, I know. Some people don't get COVID.

Thank you. We have to unlock the mystery? Yes. Various possibilities for how these people are protected. are being tested. Immune defenses stemming from other infections. Human genetics. Viral load.

Or environmental factors. And then, how about simple luck? Well, yeah, we got it. We got it. That's the way it is. But you're the ones that were telling us that, yeah, probably everybody's going to get it.

We all have people in our lives. I never get the flu. I don't get the flu around me. I really, I don't know. I guess I'm just lucky, I guess, but something to do, you know. When I was a kid, I fell in a pharmacy jar. And I guess now I don't catch stuff because I don't get the flu. Yeah, that's what happened.

And then you get the people that end up going, are you sick? I mean, you sound kind of sick. No, I never get the flu. I never get the flu. Oh, okay. It's just a, I just got a little bit of a cough, but I never get the flu. Okay. All right.

So we better unlock the mystery. So what we better do. And then I see, oh my gosh, do not. I don't know that I want to get into this actually because it made me so angry. So the CDC is now proposing a softer guidance to opioid prescriptions. I about lost my mind when I read this article. I mean, this is what we've been said from the very very good. very beginning of the opioid crisis.

And now they want to believe, they want us to believe, that they are for individualized patient care. Are they? Are they? Because they certainly haven't been. And they haven't been for this. They haven't been for COVID. None of it.

It didn't matter that you were fostering individualized. patient care, because you're not. You're for, I just, now that everybody's got paid their billions, they just paid off another bunch of Indian reservations for the opioid crisis, another few hundred billion. I wonder how that's trickling down to the masses. Yeah, yeah, your guess is as good as mine.

But they all got their billions. So now we're going to go back to fostering individualized patient care. Okay. They did a 229 page draft to update the Federal Register. It would roll back some suggested limits on the drugs. Oh, now the publication is not going to happen right away because now we have a 60-day public comment period and the CDC will then consider the comments

before finalizing the updated guidance. But they want to foster that personalized individualized patient care. Do they? I'm sorry, no, individualized patient care. See, that's the problem. Is that when you complain about that,

everybody, oh, you're addicted junkies need them, you want your prescriptions. No, and the point was, we had medical professionals from the very beginning of this opioid crisis saying, hey, hey, hey, you're going to overcorrect and you're costing patients

medication that can help them better their lives every day. But it didn't matter. Individualized care didn't matter then. And now we're going to go back to it caring again. So it's special. I got it. I got it. And we're talking about

addictions. It was people. Okay. There's a difference between the abuse by people who are addicted and people who are using it to get by every day and live their lives, who are, yes, their body has become addicted to them,

but they're not abusing that addiction. Agonizing. Agonizing to me. Just, I'll stop. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here. Introducing the new Peloton Cross Training Tread Plus, powered by Peloton IQ,

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Wait, you can watch too? Yeah. Yeah, you can't. You just be staring at that screen. But it's there, and it's there. Hey, I really am excited about the Super Bowl this weekend. I'm sorry, the big game. We're not giving away any tickets, so I can call it the big game.

They're just, it's agonizing, man. We've covered, I mean, we've talked about it before, but, man, if you don't have anything to do with the NFL, then, and you have Super Bowl tickets to give away, you cannot say you're giving away Super Bowl tickets. It is unbelievable. They will send the NFL police crashing through your door. drag you out with sledgehammers, and they will kill you dead. Yeah. Well, that's not what a sledgehammer sounds like, but they'll kill you dead with that. And it's just amazing.

You can't say the Super Bowl. It's a big game because they've got tickets to the big game. But you can't say Super Bowl. It's just amazing. But, I mean, it'd be something to have a pair of Super Bowl tickets because they're going for about $6 grand. I wish I can't wait to find out. Stu will not say how much you paid on the year, but I will find out how much you pay.

Because they usually get them from some secondary or third area market. I don't know a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people don't know about the third area markets, but they're there. And you wait until the last second usually to get them because the price starts dropping. Closer you get the game time bad. Billy out front with his pair of.

smoking and non-smoking tickets, the price is dropping, Jack. The price is going down when it gets close to game time. So, right now, the average ticket price sold on site was $6,500. I mean, I want to see a

game in sofa, but not that much. I've got my comfortable sofa to watch. I got some wings and maybe some chips, maybe a little ice cream. that's uh you know the game gets the halftime show if i have to pause it and rewind it i can't i mean sofi's beautiful and all but it ain't that and it's not going to cost me 6,500 bucks to do that

plus i see where cincinnati schools are closing down on monday nice know what stay up for the super bowl kids have fun get drunk with the mom and dad and don't worry about it you don't have to come to school on Monday. Who they say going to be to Cincinnati Bagels? Who day? And I want Cincinnati to win along with, I guess, everybody in the world is rooting for Joe Burrow now, but I don't think they're going to do it. I think they've, their magic, maybe not. Maybe the Joey B magic hasn't worn off. And they've got a couple, he's got, what's his face and what's his face on the team with him? You know them, helping them out. And maybe the offensive line will get juiced up and pumped up and be able to block

but I don't, I mean, I think, I feel like Donald is going to become face-to-face with Joe a number of times during the game. And Joe is not going to be happy about it because he's going to be on his back. And Donald's going to be on top of him going, who day, who day? And Joey Burroughs going to, I mean, he's lucky he hasn't died this year as it is. So, I mean, it's going to be tough for him to battle that out. I just feel like the Rams are going to end up winning, which is disappointing because I want the Bengals. But if the Bengals win, I'm happy. I feel like not going to happen.

And the Rams are going to win. That's my call. That's my call. Hey, it's Friday. Time for the weekly game show. What's the lie? Yes, it's the game show. What's the lie?

You decide. Our contestant today, Corby, Corby. Congratulations. Come on down. Are you ready to play? What's the lie? Yeah, all right. Thank you. All you have to do, I'm going to give you four headlines, and you have to pick which one is the lie. That's where we got the title. What's the lie? So I'm going to give you four headlines, Corby, and you have to tell me which one is the lie. At the end of the four headlines, you're going to have at least 10 seconds, and you'll hear this sound. to decide what's the lie.

You ready? Yeah, I guess. It's always good to have exciting contestants on the show. We picked them out specifically for this event. Headline number one. I lost my mom to QAnon. Wordle is bringing her back. Headline number two.

Gucci wants to hire a new head of ugly shoes. Headline number three, Jennifer Coolidge turned down a hot dog commercial after Legally Blonde 2. Headline number four in What's Alive? With our contestant, Corby, you're still with me, Corby?

We're on headline number four is coming up. Yeah, great. Wandering Hand taken into custody at Pentagon Security Area. Those are the four headlines. Now you have a few seconds to decide, What's the Lie? Yes, we've given Corby the four headlines here on What's the Lie today?

I lost my mom to Q&ON. Wordle is bringing her back. Gucci wants to hire a new head of ugly shoes. Jennifer Coolidge turned down a hot dog commercial after Legally Blonde 2, wandering a hen taken into custody at Pentagon Security Area. Corby, have you decided what's the lie? Number one. Oh, Bandit, I want you to win the prize too.

But no. I know. No, the lady talked about, the story is agonizing about her mom. She lost her mom to QAnon. I have not met anyone. I mean, this is like the one person of the world. I mean, do you know anyone from QAnon at all?

Ever, anywhere? No. That's amazing. But Wordle. Wardle got her mom back for her. And so she would stop looking at the Q&ON websites. Man, you can't tear me away from the Q&N websites. And Jennifer Coolidge, of course, you remember her from Legally Blonde.

Legally Blonde 2. I was forced to watch those legally blonde movies. Yeah, that's right. But that's where, you know, she turned down the HaGaw commercial because of the joke in the movie. I don't remember that. And the Wandering Hand story taken into custody of the Pentagon, apparently they had a hen, you know, chicken clucking around the hen at the security area.

And they can't tell you where they got it because it's the Pentagon. But they finally, they delivered him to some non-cooking chicken place. I mean, we used to have the one chick, when I lived in Jersey, there was a place that I used to walk by every day that had the chickens, the attack chickens. I know. Don't even look at me like that, man. You walk by there in the morning when it's dark, you put your head on a swivel, man. The chicken comes off that ledge, man. You're doing some best.

But the headline that was a lie today on What's a Lie? And I'm sure you've guessed it already was that Gucci wants to hire a head of ugly new shoes. I know it's a possible headline that sounded true. And it obviously sounded true to you since you didn't choose it. And that was the wrong choice. Thanks for playing What's the Lie? We'll see y'all next week on What's a Lie. Thanks for being here.

Corby, you get a copy of the game show, the home game show of What's a Lie. Thank you. Thanks. You're welcome. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.