Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 810 | Why an Impersonator?...

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

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Okay, so we found bird flu. I know, I know. There's such a thing as bird flu, not just COVID anymore. They found bird flu in Kentucky and Virginia. So, I mean, that's where you're at, right? So we have the worst drought ever. in the western U.S. I mean,

Lake Mead and Lake Powell are almost dust bowls. They're so low right now. I mean, are they down to a third of their capacity? I mean, the pictures you see, that place is almost a dust bowl.

And, you know, so nobody cares. Eh? You mean people are just going to, you know, not have water and die? Eh. So, nobody cares. Yeah, what about Bob Sagitt?

What about Alec Baldwin? That's what we care about here on Chewing the Fat. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I just broke the gunshot rule. I can't say his full name. If I say his full name, as an example, Alec Baldwin.

You hear that. Those are the rules. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the fat. Okay, so I'm almost at the point of I'm done talking about Bob Sagitt. All right, I'm tired of hearing about Bob Sagitt. He's dead. All right?

He died. He's not part of who died today, today. But he could be. But it's a fascinating story. Now, we talked about how, you know, it shows that he had multiple skull fractures in the eye socket and said it appeared as though he was, You know, somebody beat the crap out of him. And then they hosed him down and put some clothes on him and laid him in bed. So it looked like he died comfortably in his Orlando hotel room.

Except now to add a little extra, a little spice to the cooking. The family now wants to prevent the release of photos connected to the investigation. Why? I mean, I'm sure it's just for privacy purposes. Couldn't have anything to do with, I don't know, you were the ones that had him killed. That's just me, I don't know that. I'm just throwing it out there. You know, like somebody did to Bob.

Just throw them out there. Take care of it, okay? The family hopes to prevent the release of photographs and video recordings obtained by law enforcement. Oh. Okay. Yeah. Gosh darn it. We just don't want people.

Sure, he had blunt head. trauma, sure. But we just, we can't do it. We've got three daughters from a prior marriage and we just can't. It's irreparable harm in the form of extreme mental pain, anguish, and emotional distress is going to come if this gets released. We just want to see the pictures of they took. It'd be great. Yeah, no.

He was accidentally, according to the family, accidentally hit the back of his head on something. Yeah, multiple times. I hate that when I hit my head on the back of something and go, oh, that hurt. Let me do it again. Oh, like when I fell the last week, I mean, I could have.

When I fell last week, I could have done it multiple times. I could have gotten up. I could have been pulled a Bob Saget. And I could have got up and just slipped and hit myself in the head again. That's right. If you hit yourself in the head multiple times, it's now known as pulling a saget. So I can understand that.

So anyway, the family is now asking, you know, with their attorneys and through their spokespeople, yeah, don't release any more records or any of those photos or anything. that kind of that should have been done all right I think they thought they were going to get away with it oh it was an accident he's dead they have a nice day

but then when those when the autopsy report got released then they had to start now you got to start covering some tracks should have already been on top of it and just like this is why the murder expert

attorney bed matlock has always said murder is a messy business. You know, maybe that's it. Maybe that it's, you know, Bob was into, you know, some kind of fun play that got him hurt

to the point of resting comfortably in his bed in the Orlando hotel room. So, you know, maybe that's it. Maybe they just don't want people to know. Wow, he's all bruised up too. Yeah, he's getting hit like that. I mean, we're going to see all this. I don't know.

I don't know. I just want to know. I'm okay with that. You know what? Just come out and say it. Instead of looking like your murderers. Instead of looking like that, just come out and say it. Yeah, dad like to, you know, have the girl from Yugoslavia come in

and beat him with a bag. All right. All right. I'm in Orlando. Come by with that. You know the piece of wood I like. I mean, it's possible. Just tell us.

All right. No, it'll just tell us. It really doesn't. You know, it's funny, but it's not. And now when they're asking for us not to see the stuff? No, no, honey. We get to see him. we get to see them this america damn it if somebody dies we get to see those pictures right

they right right that's it and as long as we're on murder and murder being a messy business alec baldwin being sued again sued again from helena hutchins family i know i thought they were all buddy buddy oh it's just insurance purposes somebody's going to pay. So lawyers for Helena Hutchins filed a wrongful death suit against actor, Alec. Oh,

so that's what happened to Alec. Is that right there? A premature how do you call it when a gun goes off prematurely? You got shot with a bullet. I thought you called it an Alec Baldwin. There you go. Oh, no, he pulled an Alec. So the reason that you hear the gun cocking is those are the rules of the show.

All right, ever since the Rust shooting with the actor shooting Helena Hutchins, it's a terrible thing. But, you know, if I say it's full name, then you hear the gunshot. I tease that already. But when I say Alec, I know, it's almost there. So anyway, they're finally. a wrongful death suit against Alec. Now, that's like the fourth lawsuit against this guy. I mean, he's not even, really.

Let's back up a little bit, all right? I know. You know, nobody likes Alec. I get it. All right. I don't necessarily like him. I appreciate his douchebaggery. And he is, you know, he is an elitist douche.

douche from the inside out there's no question and we've talked about it I've got to go find that audio when he was interviewing Robert De Niro on his great talk show that he did

I think they had like two or three episodes and he got the axe but he was interviewing Robert De Niro and the story he told to Robert about being in Paris and it was just, I mean, racist, elitist prick. I just want to, both of them.

De Niro too, both of them. I just, oh, I got to go back and fine. I've got that audio somewhere because it is just, oh, makes me angry. Now, it shows what kind of douche he is, kind of elitist prick he is. Now, that being said, the guy has not been charged with anything.

The investigation is still ongoing. We don't know. We know what happened. We don't necessarily know, you know, if it... There hasn't been a trial. You're just assuming since Alec is such an elitist douchebag that he just had some, you know, ulterior motive behind it.

He meant to kill Helena. Okay. They released, they've got a video that the attorney's released, a recreation of the whole thing. It's amazing. They've got actors playing Alec. And it's, I mean,

it's amazing. It's, and they've got like, uh, CGI of the different players and it shows the shooting. Incredible. Incredible.

And if I, I, I'd like to play you the whole 10 minute video, just so we could go through it. And I may do that, actually. I should do that. YouTube live and just run the video and do commentary over it.

So it's incredible. So anyway, so now we have, uh, Alec has, all right. You're forgetting about that stupid thing. It's funny, but it bugs me. I don't know why. I just want to say Alec Baldwin without the gunshot. Do it at home then. Don't do it here.

All right. Fine. All right. So this is the fourth or fifth lawsuit against douchebag. So according to the 29-page complaint from Hutchins family, it also names David Halls,

the assistant director, who handed the gun to Alec, armor Hannah Gutierrez-Reed, and other producers as defendants. According to the document, Alec... Baldwin.

And the producers knew Gutierrez-Reed was inexperienced, unqualified for the armorer job. And then she was not even inside the church when the crew was lining up their shot, which is an industry standards requirement. Okay, so it's in... Okay.

Well, they usually stand there. All right. Members of the crew and production also were aware according to this document of previous safety issues that occurred on the super unsafe. That's attorney speak. Man. You can

You can't be a lawyer unless you know how to write super unsafe set, including three accidental gun discharges, according to the suit. So the family has not set a total amount of what they want for what they're asking for. They just want to get to the truth. And we have lighting technician Serge Svetanoi. The film's script supervisor, Mamie Mitchell, and Gutierrez-Reed previously filed their own lawsuit. So this is the fourth lawsuit against Alec. So he's having a good year. He's having a good year.

Bless his heart. Bless his heart. He's only going to be able, we just saw the video last week where he flew to London to have lunch with his friends. He's such an elitist. Who doesn't fly to London to have lunch with their friends? You know, if you can do it, you could do it.

Whatever. You could quote me on that. If you can do it, you can do it. even if you're Alec Baldwin. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. In fact, this actually is the end of this particular beverage. You know, when you're done with this, a particular veggies,

they don't make the cans like they used to, by the way. I can't get that good. But you have to put a little crimp in them. you gotta remember that that's empty that's done with don't drink out of that and that started when i you know back when i used to use them as ashtrays because if you use them for ashtrays and you don't put a little cringe in them your kids will come up and drink out of them and you may even drink out of them from time to time and the beverage isn't as refreshing with cigarette ashes and dora cigarette butt in them just a helpful hint for me that's all that's what i'm here for

That's what I'm here for. So I did tune the fat segment on Pat Unleash this morning, which is a regular midweek Wednesday chewing the fad segment. And I did the mayor of New York story. I didn't actually do the mayor. I did the story on the mayor about the mayor. Be careful. Anyway, he is all for banning this drill wrap.

Right, he wants to ban, ban, ban, ban. We need to stop. Ban, ban, ban. He's talking with the legislators, and he's meeting with Al Sharpton, and he's meeting with the N-A-CP, and he wants to get rid of this particular kind of rap, drill wrap, and he's going to meet with the rappers,

and they're going to get rid of it. I want the drill wrappers to tell him to go take a hike and stick it up his drill. I can't take the banning. I can't take it. I don't care. I don't care what they do. I don't care what happens in the videos.

You don't like it. Don't watch it. I can't take the banning. And then you think to yourself, well, I mean, people want free speech, right? Do they? Because I see a story on the YouTube CEO, Susan Wojjj, how do you, OJ, C, D-I-C-K-I. Amorphophalis.

She's the CEO of YouTube, Susan. Amorpha-Falus. She acknowledged that the platform's policy of censoring legal content that it deems to be harmful is controversial and urged governments to step in and pass stronger speech laws. How about no, there's Susan Wajosisicki? How about no? How about you don't worry about it? I mean, we're doomed.

You know what? I'm just going to leave it at that. We're doomed. I'm so sick of the word police, I cannot tell you. It is just amazing. To have to be concerned about what you say because somebody's feelings might get hurt. This is maddening.

Maddening. I can't. I'm sick of the word police. I can't take it. I mean, why can't I say? Why? Why can't I say that? I know.

I know you can't. You can't. And if you're a big Peloton fan like me, I mean, you can't get me off of my Peloton. You know, if I had one, you wouldn't be able to get me. of it. I know you were worried that we were looking rough times are tough. They're laying people off there. You know, they're looking like they were going to get sold off. They're not selling as

much. They're struggling. They had a couple people die on shows. You know, that because of the Peloton. In fact, the one show. All right, so sex in the city, he dies after the Peloton. Exercise rate, okay? And on the show, not in real life. and then on the Showtime show, Billions, the guy, they went back because they showed him on the Peloton and then they, after Big died,

because they had already filmed the scene in Billions where he was going to be on the Peloton and he was going to be out of breath and, you know, working on the Peloton. They went back and reshot the scene where he says, you know, I don't want to be like the guy on the TV show, you know, pretending like he was going to die.

So Peloton, you know, I was taking a couple of, take that with you on the way out, little jabs. Well, their new CEO, Barry McCarthy said, no, we're not selling. I'm moving from California to New York to oversee a company that's about to be sold. I'm not moving there. I'm not doing that if it's going to be sold. I guess I'm supposed to believe them? I mean, it's not like we haven't heard people say that before.

I am the CEO. They're not going to sell this. I'm not moving into New York for a company that's going to be sold a month later. Well, sometimes this one thing leads to another. And I don't this. I don't know. I know. I didn't want to have to let go of all your employees and fire you all and tell you to kick the curb.

But I got to take this $2 or $3 million bonus. go back to California. Sorry, see you later, take care. That definitely could happen. But as of right now, don't worry about it. Our pelotons are going to be fine. The reason that we all have our peloton's

is so that we don't have to go outside and walk around. And that's exactly, I mean, you talk about who died today. Who died today? A Pennsylvania woman died after. her falling on a trail in Pennsylvania.

She's out hiking. That's why you need Pelot. That should be Peloton's new ad right there. Hike in safety on a Peloton. Or bike in safety. Whatever. I mean, I don't know if can you get a Peloton treadmill anymore because I think they pulled those off the market.

One kid. One or two or three. A few kids. kids. If you, Ma, ma, ma, ma. I mean, they'll pull the... I'll never forget.

Every time I think of a treadmill, and you think, you know, it's terrible, I know. Don't make, it's not fun, the kid got trapped on the... Some would say if your kid is, you know, trapped on the treadmill, maybe he should have been checked. Before the, then. Some would say that, not me. I would tell those people to shut up.

But I'd never forget my daughter. On our treadmill. Yes, we actually have a treadmill. I didn't say I use it. And my daughter, we had it in our bedroom at the time of another, one or another house that we were living in some other dump we were living in. And I hear, Dad! And I come around the corner.

and she is on this treadmill. She got both hands on the bars. And that thing is moving. Top notch, man. And she is running full bore on this thing. She's close to, I mean, at some point you just stop, right? You got to take the fall. You got to let go and you're going to take the fall.

You're going to take the crash. Because you can't keep up. And she's keeping up dead though, man. And I mean, I had to come in and, I mean, you just got to pull her off, you know, and rescue it as you're, as you're, as you're, Stop it because she didn't have the safety cord in. You know, you're supposed to have that on your wrist. So you plug it in.

So if something like that happens when you pull your arm back, then it slows down because it shuts off. That's the safety valve. That's why the little kid for Peloton didn't have it. But anyway, I just never forget seeing her. I wish, you know, she probably wouldn't have gone over. Well, here, let me get my phone. I need this on my stories.

Hang on, keep going. I mean, it's the look on her face and her legs going a million miles an hour, man. It was awesome. It was, I mean, it was terrible. Frightening, frightening. And thankfully, I saved her. So anyway, this lady in Pennsylvania goes out for a walk. And I have some beautiful trails in Pennsylvania.

I lived in the great state of Pennsylvania. Used to go to the parks all the time. In fact, one of our favorite parks, they closed down. Like this particular trail, they closed down. and there was a group of people, I don't know, some, I don't know, some hiking friends. They get together from Philly and they go out into the woods and they do some hiking. What are you going to do? You got nothing else to do.

Let's go to Glen Anoko Falls and, you know, walk around. All right, fine, sounds fine. So this, they'll go out and she takes this trail. Hey, I'm going to go over this way. Nope, shouldn't have gone that way. That trail was closed. she fell and did not make it. I know it's sad.

No, really, it's sad. And the Philadelphia Korean Hiking Club lost one. What are you talking about? That's what they are. It has nothing to do. Oh, my gosh. Stop it. That's the group in the story.

She was hiking for it with the Philadelphia Korean Hiking Club. That's the group. I got nothing to do with that. Are you kidding me? It was an accident. That's what they're saying. My whole point of this, I'm sorry that she lost her life

walking on a closed trail. And the trail has been closed and they don't have the money to fix it up. So that's why they close it. Now, apparently, people who violate the ban are subject to a hundred or two hundred dollar fine so

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on link on c4. or in magazine So what do you do if you're a zoo and you want the monkeys

to take care of a little business, right? I mean you want them to the Trentham Monkey Forest and who

I mean I apologize for not knowing about the Trentham monkey Forest in Stafford, England. I'm sure you did.

I apologize. But they really wanted to have the monkeys take care of a little business. Apparently they've been a little laxed in monkey business. Now me, I would pipe in

All right, monkeys. Get on out there. Take care of a little. monkey business lift those tails up put those arms down that would be me

I would do that don't we have monkey sounds too I mean do we have monkey no that's orangutangs no oh man to stop everything right there no that might happen actually stop

okay ahs because now you got the orangutangans involved I mean, they're bad ass, but they're not going up against them. They're not going up against an orangutan. I mean, now you're talking about, you know, new breed. I don't know that the, I don't know that these macaws, they might get hurt.

The old orangutank. Take care of a little bit. That's what's going on out there. Oh, my God, stop the music. The orangutans have taken over the muck. I mean, you can't have that. That was not. that's not a good thing.

So apparently what they've done is they brought in a Marvin Gay impersonator to get the monkeys in the mood. They've decided that my music wasn't good enough for them. What my music did was bring over the orangutans and start attacking the monkeys. We can't have that. They brought in Marvin Gay impersonator to sing, let's get it on, sexual healing. to the habitat. We have any Marvin Gay.

We have any Marvin Gay in the system? I think we do, actually. Okay, so we don't. And thankfully we don't. Because I got to thinking, maybe we don't, you know, if I start playing Marvin Gay sexual healing or something, I'm going to have monkeys banging on the wall in here and the glass trying to get in here,

trying to take care of monkey business. I don't want that. I don't want that. It would be ugly. It could turn ugly. and you don't want monkey business turn it ugly you want nothing but love

the zookeepers now this is didn't we observe the monkeys taking care of business after Marvin Gay impersonator showed up because the one zookeeper said well we expect to discover

whether the visit had any effect on the monkeys when birthing season arrives um okay well you sent in the sexual healing Marvin gay guy. And, you know, didn't you, you know, observe Molly and Millie

hooking up with little Benji and Willie the monkeys over there in the corner? I mean, you kind of, I'm not a zookeeper, but, you know, you would observe the monkeys taking care of a little business. Oh, yeah. So when you're playing the music, Azizuki, wouldn't you observe? Now, you know,

maybe they're sterile? I don't know. Oh, you poor thing. You didn't get pregnant back on Marvin Gay Night. Gosh darn it. That's what you need to bring this in and hope that the orangutans don't take over. No, you know, that's ugly.

There is a good question, though, that I, you know, I didn't want to ask in the beginning because I like the idea of bringing in the Marvin Gay Impersonator singing, you know, sexual healing and let's get it on and, you know, getting the old Trenton Monkey Forest in Stafford, England at the zoo, you know, all wound up, get them a little bit excited. Not the regattans, though, just the monkeys. but it does you know

like I said I would pipe in my music you know right and let them you know oh yeah lift up those tails they turn bright red

underneath the tails when we did the story on the bright red when they're ready for business anyway anyway so why wouldn't you if you believe that you know

Marvin Gay music music is going to enhance the love lives of these monkeys and make them get in the mood for business, why wouldn't you just play Marvin Gay songs? Why are you bringing in the impersonator to sing inside the monkey forest? And you just put a couple of speakers out there and play some Marvin Gay music. Set up a little bar? Maybe the orangutans can see. serve? Yeah, he's ready to serve. And, you know, maybe, you know, you never know. You never know what could happen. But, you know, do you need the impersonator to show up? He's got to be like, he's got to know one of the zookeepers or something. It's got to be the zookeeper's

boyfriend or girlfriend, whoever the impersonator is. No, I need some work. I'll tell you what. I want to get you a gig at the zoo, okay? You can sing to the monkeys. I mean, how bad is your career fallen when you're performing at the Trentham monkey forest for monkeys to have sex? Bro, it's time for a new gig. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here.

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Jared Isaac. A morpho phallus. Yeah, Jared, yeah. The first mission called Polaris Dawn is scheduled to launch a four-person crew led by Isaacman in the fourth quarter with the company's Falcon 9 rocket and the crew dragon spacecraft.

So Jared is going up again, and he's going up multiple times. But I don't know that he's going to be able to recreate. He ought to buy a seat on Blue Origin. God. All right. This is where it needs to be. You're spending money.

He's a billionaire. And if he wants to, you know, carbon line, he wants to get up there, he's got to go on Blue Origin because he's not going to get. God. Weightlessness. Oh, geez. Jesus.

Carmer line. He's not getting that on SpaceX. Okay? Now, I guess the second or third mission, he's going to spacewalk, which is kind of cool. I mean, I don't know how many more billions the man has to spend, but then he's going to SpaceX. So I guess, you know, they launch, obviously, from, you know, the Texas facilities. Polaris Dawn mission will spend up to five days in orbit looking to achieve such goals as the first private company Spacewalk

with SpaceX space suits testing to Starlink satellite communications in space and conducting some other human health research. I mean, this is what you're paying for. I mean, if you're going to spend a million dollars,

you want a little weightlessness. That's what he wanted. So maybe that's what he's going for. We'll see. I mean, I would say, you know, sell one of these SpaceX tickets and head over

to Blue Origin. Jeff will let you on. Just tell him, look, Jeff, I'm bumping the last guy. I'm giving you an extra billion. Get me up there. All right. Because there's nothing I want more than Carmeline.

God. Yeah. I got to have that again. Oh, Jesus. I got to have some blue origin business. Okay. That SpaceX thing is cute, but I got to have that. So then we also know now that the rocket ship that's supposed to slam into the moon,

that was supposed to slam into the moon on February 4th, but then they decided that I should read the story correctly, and it's going to be on March 4th, is now not a SpaceX rocket. it was launched from China. I don't know that it really matters. I mean, I don't know why. I mean, obviously details matter. And yes, I'm happy to know that it's from China, not SpaceX.

I'm sure if you're SpaceX, you know, if you're Elon, you're like, that's not one of mine. Right? I mean, if you're Elon and you're like, and then if you're China, they think it's his. Just shut up. Don't say anything. It's okay.

And then if we get caught, It's fine. We could just say, oh, yeah, that's what I guess it is. Oh, darn, we didn't even look. So I'm sure that's... Somebody pick up the phone. Is that the hotline? Hey, Yelan, how you doing?

That's not mine. Can I stop saying that it is? I mean, because you know that they look so much. The SpaceX logo and the China logo, you can't tell them apart. So it's the China rocket that's going to be smashing into the moon. I want footage of the rocket slamming into the moon. I don't care what satellite you've got to turn on. I don't care what you've got to turn onto itself.

I don't care if we have to kill a couple of satellite hookups for GPS over the Pacific. Turn them. I want to see the footage. Okay. I want that footage. Move the Hubbard. It's the Hubble. I know.

I called it Hubbard. when you help build it, something like that, and originally it was going to be Hubbard. And then they said, yeah, let's just call it Hubble. And I said, I'm fine, all right, but I keep calling it Hubbard. You know, that's just me. I knew as soon as I said Hubbard, that wasn't right. I got it right.

I knew it was Hubble. We're going to move that one, too. I want the Hubble and the Hubbard moved. I want those pictures taken. Turn those machines back on. Name that movie. You can't. Okay.

When you email me, chewing the fat of the blaze.com, turn those machines back on. Name that movie, all right? Real easy. And you'll win a brand new. Email me chewing the fat of the blaze.com. You're going to win a brand new. Then I see where they have, there's such a thing as moon trees. And I did not know this.

I now want a moon tree. Not that kind of moon tree. turn back around, pull your pants up. I don't want that kind of moon tree. All right. So apparently, there are seeds that went to the moon. But when you read this story, they never really went to the moon. They went on a trip that some people that were part of the trip went to the moon. But not the seed guy.

All right. So the one astronaut, Rosa is his name. R-O-O-O-S-A. Rousa. Yeah, that astronaut. All right.

So they were this, they blasted off from Cape Canaveral and their Saturn Fibera towards the moon and they were in trouble and they finally docked and they got the lunar lander and docked. But it was Ruse's job to separate the commandant. and service module,

spin, you know, 180 degrees of dock with the ladder. But then, you know, they did all that, and they aligned the probe into the module, done. Okay, so they got, and then they finally got the hard dock. Don't even, the whole thing is just all I can. I know, the whole thing, I read this whole thing, it's all I can hear. Oh, thing.

I began the maneuver. Oh, Jesus. The probe at the tip of the command module. No description. With the hatch on the lantern. Wait. When the two spacecraft were pushed together, the latching mechanism failed to engage.

Oh, good. And with the crew getting increasingly concerned about the very real possibility, the mission could be aborted. I can't believe this. It took two hours Finally They achieved a hard dock The rest of the mission

Fulmless Oh yeah That's all I can hear Do the whole stupid thing So but the guy that brought the seeds up He brought these seeds All right But he's the guy that spent two days

Just orbiting He never went to the moon So Anyway, he's been hawking these moon trees Now, they don't know where they all are So there's some third generation moon tree now That's out there But they don't know where all the forest service

Doesn't know where all these moon trees are So I guess a Douglas fir This one, I guess it's a lobole pine L-O-B-L-O-L-L-Y Pindollie What is it?

Lobb Lolly. Just play amorphalus. Don't try to Amorpha-Falus. Don't try to bog me down with your stupid facts on what it's actually called. Okay? Sorry I know things. What is it again? No, why did you say? What's a stupid name? Amorpha-Falus. I swear I'm going to look.

Redwood, a sycamore, and sweet gum. but I know in the story they say it would be easy to project as just a publicity stunt yeah you think

and we don't even know where all the trees are so I mean this guy it was a great scam he took seeds with him up into space I mean there's space seeds there's space trees but they're not really moon trees

don't bog me down with facts They went to the moon. The whole crew count as a moon trip for NASA. They went to the moon. So now I want a moon tree. I want a moon. Not that kind of moon tree. All right.

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