Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 817 | Okay, It Belongs To Me…
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Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher
So proof that we have not really gotten any smarter
as a whole
human being wise here in the United States
or the world
Poison control officials
are now giving a warning
about the test kits
that were sent to everyone
with your tax dollars
I'm sorry free to households
in America, and I finally did receive my two cases of test kits.
There's two tests in each kit.
Now, according to poison control officials,
you're not supposed to swallow or otherwise ingest the chemical to take the test.
You're supposed to swab your nose,
then insert the swab into the vial containing the chemical.
Now, you should be aware,
the vials resemble small squeeze bottles or eyedroppers.
Some may accidentally confuse them with medications and apply the drops to their eyes or nose.
I would say if those people did that, it's their fault.
And really, there's not enough to make you sick.
I realize that the sodium azide that is colorless and tasteless and odorless
has been used as a propellant in airbags and pestis,
and pest control agents, just to name a few.
And when swallowed, the chemical can cause low blood pressure,
cause dizziness, headache, heart palpitations.
In more severe cases, people can experience seizures,
loss of consciousness, and death may occur.
Now, it really isn't enough of the sodium azide
in the little squeezed containers that come in the kits to make you sick,
but we still need to warn people.
It may be time to, I don't know, not worry about cullen the herd.
I just, I can't.
It's just, I know, we always need the disclaimers on the warnings.
But from time to time, maybe we don't give them.
And we just, you know, let's see what happens.
Let's just see what happens.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
So if you went out to try to get those automobiles off that cargo ship, the philosophy year too late.
The fire is now out and tugboats have arrived and are spraying down what's left of the burning cargo.
And it's going to get towed to wherever they can find a place that'll take it.
It remains of what were nearly 4,000 vehicles, Volkswagen Group brands,
that included a number of electric vehicles.
Huh.
And they still have questions on whether the blaze was triggered by one of the lithium-ion battery packs.
We're not sure about that.
So it's under control, and the problem will see what caused the actual fire.
But it's good.
It's under control.
It's all good.
All told, the 3,956 vehicles, like I said, almost 4,000.
on board, Volkswagen's, Audies, Porsches,
Bentley's, Lamborghinis.
All right.
They've been waiting.
Some people have been waiting eight months
for some of these vehicles that are now lost to the blaze.
So, geez, what a shame.
The total losses,
half a billion dollars.
Wow.
I mean, they're talking about 334.5 million for lost cargo.
Another $150 million for the rescue effort.
some of it is still even burning.
They're just spraying seawater on it,
try to put it out and get on there
and start the salvage process.
Boy, that will be a fun job.
Oof.
Got to tow that thing in and then salvage and see where the fire started
and get rid of all of that.
And I don't want any pollution.
I don't want to have stuff leaking into the ocean.
Okay? Never mind that it already has.
But I don't want it anymore.
All right? I care about, you know,
pollution.
in the ocean after the stuff has been burning for days.
So don't let that happen.
Not during the salvage process, my friends.
Got it?
Okay, good.
And if you were looking to go and helicopter some of those vehicles off of their ear too late.
And speaking of car fires, not out in the ocean, by the way,
I see where 10 Chick-fil-A employees had their cars burned because of a grass fire in Oklahoma.
So Cruz responded to this grass fire on the north side of the highway, the other side of where the Chick-fil-A was, and strong winds, you know, pushed the flames and spread into some bushes next to the Chick-fil-A parking lot.
So the 10 cars, all of which belonged to Chick-Villet employees, caught fire.
Oh, I mean, so they evacuated the restaurant and saying there was a light haze of smoke, and the first responders evaluated some people.
for possible smoke inhalation.
Three went to the hospital.
Come on now.
Okay.
So I guess if I'm in Chick-fil-A,
are you okay?
No, I've got smoke inhalation.
I'm going to sue Chick-fil-A.
Guaranteed that's coming.
But you'll be fine.
So anyway, they get the people out of there,
but they don't stop the fire
or at least, you know, move the cars.
They just let the fire burn the cars.
That was nice of them.
Man, I hope somebody helps out the old Chick-fil-A.
workers, it was fast.
You look at the footage and it's like, oh my gosh.
Have you ever seen a car burn caught on fire?
Not like that from a grass fire.
I'm not saying, you know, we saw fires.
We see that in California all the time, Jeff.
I know the wildfires.
I get it.
But, I mean, I saw a car start on fire at one point and pull into a parking lot.
It was at a radio station I was working at.
And the car pulls into the radio station parking lot.
And we're on the air and it's like, hey, there's a car on fire.
fire out in the parking. So of course we're going to start
covering it live. Hello, that's what we
do. And so we're out watching
this car burn
and talking about it live on the air. That's
what makes the fun of it. I mean,
it smells
and tires explode
and different
things blow up during the
course of the fire. It was a fun watch.
It was a fun watch. It wasn't
a fun watch for the person who owned
the automobile, though. And I'm sure
the people who were working at Chick
Filet who had been evacuated to the other side of the highway.
It was like, hey, that's my car.
Maybe we stopped the fire?
No, we can't do that.
Sorry.
It's too much.
It's too much.
You're just going to have to...
We'll try to put it out after it's done burning, but we can't do anything right now.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, thank you.
No problem.
Anything we could do to help.
Now, back away.
And I know that we are seeing Russia and Vladimir Putin move
into Ukraine, and that is all over everyone's news feed. I get it. And, you know, what? I can't do
anything about it. And I'm sick of hearing about it. As of this recording, the president of the
United States hasn't spoken about it. I don't even know after he gets done speaking about it,
if he will have actually spoken about it, to be honest with you. But, you know, technically,
I guess that will be the case. And so, you know, when we're concerned about that and we're
concerned about China taking on moving into Taiwan. This is what happens. This is the, you know,
this is the inevitability of what is going to happen because of who is president of the United
States of America. And because of all this, we are told that, you know, everything that we
purchase is going to cost more, especially energy when that was the first thing that this
President did was to cut our
independence from our own
energy supply. It really
is a very strange place
and I hope all the people
who put this man in office
are happy because
it was
inevitable. I see
also speaking of China where they have
denied that the space junk, we're days away
from the space junk smashing into the moon,
which I want footage of. They keep
saying it's what's on the dark side of the
bone. I know. I don't care. We should we've had time to send the space satellite up there on the other
side. I want footage. Get the movie cameras out. Let's go. I don't want to see a recreation. I want to see
it actually happen. But China now says, hey, that's not ours. What are you talking about? No way.
And well, originally they said it was the astronomers originally said that it was a SpaceX rocket.
And so even, you know, what does, I'm not sure that it matters who it belongs to.
But, you know, to China it matters because they've said it's not ours.
No way.
That booster for the Chang's 5T1 that was launched in 2014, no way that was returned to Earth's atmosphere and was completely incinerated.
Oh, okay, well, are we sure about that?
absolutely. Beijing consistently upholds the long-term sustainability of activities in outer space.
Do you? Do you, Wang Winbin?
I'm sorry, Wang is the spokesman for the space program, or he was the spokesman at that time when he was asked about the space junk hitting the moon.
So, we don't know who it belongs to.
Could be bills. You know what? I'll take it's mine. It's chewing the fats rocket booster that's going to hit the dark side of the moon. I know. I was darned. I told people that we needed to have, you know, space junk picked up. We needed the trash. We needed to get the dump trucks up there and get rid of that space junk and nobody listened to me. So now we're going to be hitting the moon. So it's mine. And I'm sorry.
Oh, man, I should have done something about it.
You're right.
I'm not sure why it matters who it belongs to, but it seems to.
So now it's going to be a mystery object hitting the dark side of the moon.
And I want footage.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
Oh, my gosh.
So good.
Even in an ice storm, it is good.
so just saying
So last night
We know we had an ice storm here in Texas
And it's been storming all over the United States of America
Really except for I don't know
Maybe Florida
And I left the studios yesterday to come home right at the right time
Because many of the interstates were getting closed down
Because the bridges were iced over
And people were slamming into the guardrails
And trucks were jackknifing
And I went the long way to get to my house from the studios, but I made it.
And the roads were, okay.
It's just, you know, I've got to know how to drive them.
It's all.
And many people in this state, and many other states don't know how to drive them.
But I was happy to get home and let the other people try to be out there sliding around on the ice and smashing their vehicles.
I did not want to be a part of that.
So I'm sitting home watching, sitting in the living room, and my daughter,
and has been hooked on Rescue 9-1-1.
And so, I mean, I watched it in the very beginning.
I haven't watched much since,
but anyway, I know the show,
I know the characters,
and, you know,
my wife watches it.
So we're all sitting in a living and watch the stupid show.
And it's from,
I don't know what season it's from,
but I had never seen it.
It's about this kid that falls down a well.
And the only thing I think of,
and my wife and I were talking about it during the show,
is baby Jessica, right?
So that happened back in 1987.
Now, I was barely alive in 1987.
I mean, that was at least three lifetimes ago, maybe four.
I mean, it was a long time ago.
A different life completely in 1987.
But I absolutely remember baby Jessica.
She fell into a well in Midland, Texas.
And she was down there for, and I didn't remember this.
I mean, some of the, I looked up the details.
as the show is, as we're watching this stupid show last night,
911, and the kid is, you know, down the well.
And I just want you to know that they rescued the kid, okay?
And the firefighter who risked his life to save the kid also survived.
So, yeah, I know, I know.
I was concerned during the show that that wouldn't happen.
Now, baby Jessica, 1987, incredible, right?
Okay, so she falls down this well.
She's 18 months old.
She's down this well for 56 hours.
56 hours.
They brought in miners and rescuers.
The government flew in some kind of minor expert.
I mean, we didn't have any in Midland, Texas at the time.
Are you kidding me?
And so it took 56 hours, and they got her out of this well.
Incredible, right?
I mean, the world was watching.
And I don't know about the world in 1987,
but for sure, the United States.
States was watching in 1987.
That was, you know, it was being covered everywhere, which is why the government flew in
their guy to pretend like they were, you know, helping out and being a part of it.
So they got her out.
I mean, they brought in heavy drilling equipment and dug another shaft parallel to the
pipe where Jessica was stuck.
And, you know, 58 hours later, they pulled her from the well.
Now, she had to have a toe amputated because of infection and she had, I think, 15
surgeries in a short period of time after that.
She, according to multiple accounts, has no firsthand memory of the event.
When you look at the guys who, you know, the photographs of the rescuing and everything,
what an incredible feeling that they rescued this person now.
I know that they claim in the stories now the world was watching October 14th,
1987.
You know, I don't know that at that time that it was.
the world, but it certainly was captivated the United States of America for sure.
And that's what I call it.
I could think about watching that stupid 911 show.
You know, during the ice storm.
Those of you that are still on social media, you can follow me at Twitter, on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, Getter at Jeffey JFR.
And I don't know what the hell I am.
on truth social,
I'm some $18 billion number,
$18 billion,
I wish it was $18 billion,
$18 billion numbers name.
It's just a weird thing.
I don't understand what's happening with it,
but good luck to truth, social.
And you can follow my YouTube channel,
Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com.
I saw where somebody's grandmother in Minnesota
told him at the age of 12
if he would stay off social,
social media until he turned 18, she would give him $1,800.
He did it.
And so he got the $1,800.
And so she would give him the cash on his 18th birthday.
And he did it.
He stayed off it for, you know, six years.
Okay.
I mean, good.
You know, I guess there was a challenge on a local radio show that said 16 for 16,
where a mother gave her daughter $1,600 when she turned 16,
she'd stay off social media.
She decided to ante up two extra years and $200 more.
It wasn't so difficult to live without social media, he said.
He didn't think about it much during the six years.
Okay, at 12, he wasn't using it much, and he wasn't using it hardly at all.
So, you know, it was, as he went away, went away down the road, it was fine.
So if you think that's a good idea for your children, go ahead and do it.
That's not a bad idea.
congratulations to
congratulations to
severt clefossus
I guess that's his name
I don't know
it's embarrassing because
I can't pronounce his name
S-I-V-E-R-T
K-L-E-F-S-A-A-S
Amorphapalus
Amorphapalus
Right and just
congratulations for being able to
pull that off for six years
I'm sure your grandmother is very proud.
You know, another way that you can get a hold of me is email me,
Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.
Thank you to all of you who email me your stories and your comments.
I got this email from Cap'n, and I just, I don't understand it.
So I need your help.
All right, Cap'n has it titled Breastfeeding,
and the comment in the email is your site.
sidekick sounds just like those idiots who yell at you for not wearing a mask.
Most of the time he is irritating just like a mosquito or a stink bug.
Now, I don't know what he's talking about.
I don't know what she or they or them.
Captain, I don't know what Captain is talking about.
However, I agree.
Okay, thank you for listening.
And man, you couldn't be more correct.
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all right so four big sports stories that you probably need to be aware of or at least i think you
do tom brady is uh now going to be a movie producer and he's going to make up
movie with his production company along with Paramount pictures.
His production company,
199 productions, which he started back a year or so ago,
is going to be making a movie, and it's going to be titled 804 Brady,
804 Brady.
And it's going to have a football storyline, really?
It's based on a true story of four best friends traveling to see the New England Patriots
and Brady,
play in the Super Bowl and the events that go down on the road trip are reportedly almost as
interesting as the big game.
Let's hope so.
If you're wondering who the four best friends will be played by, according to this story,
you're in for a treat.
I don't know that that's true.
But it's Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field.
Wow, and they're playing besties in this movie, 80 for Brady.
Man, it already has me.
You've already had me.
When you mentioned Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Rita Moreno, and Sally Field, man, do I want to go to the movie theater for that?
And it might be good.
I don't know.
I mean, I'll wait for it to release.
I'm not going to the theater to see it.
Tom, I love you.
But I'm not going to the theater for that.
release it online, let Paramount do a deal with HBO or Amazon, maybe even Netflix.
But no, let's not, let's not do it.
They don't make me go to the theater for this.
Okay, work the deal on a streaming platform.
And let's do it that way.
Okay.
Okay.
Good.
The other story is Troy Igman, looking to leave Fox for ESPN's Monday Night Football.
That's huge news as far as.
you know, NFL announcing goes.
According to this,
the deal is almost done.
He, you know,
he's been ticked since Tony Romo
signed that big deal.
All right.
Romo, I mean,
Romo is getting, what,
18 mil a year or 17 mill a year?
And Aikman thinks he deserves
more than Tony Romo,
and it always has.
And so, I mean, that's been the scuttle
butt ever since Aikman signed that,
or ever since Romo signed that deal.
So we know that Al Michaels is probably going to go to Amazon, right?
Because Amazon Prime begins their coverage of Thursday night football next year in 2022.
No, maybe later this year, I think, right?
Not next year or the next season.
And so we don't know who's going to be with Al Michaels.
He said in an interview that he would want to do it.
If he made a move, he didn't want to be with someone.
knew. He wanted someone who already knew, you know, the job and what it takes. And so, you know, it's
surprising that it would be, what's his face, that he's done it with for years, um, Chris Collinsworth.
So I guess Chris is out. I don't know what's going on with the Chris Collinsworth deal, but they're
talking about, uh, maybe Sean McVeigh coming in. Uh, Sean could maybe do, um,
for Amazon or maybe go to Monday night football or Sunday night football.
Who's going to do the play-by-play for Sunday night football if Al Michaels goes away, right?
I don't know.
I don't know.
They're talking about, you know, the Monday night football gang now is that Steve Levy,
Lewis Riddick Jr. and Brian Greasy.
So we'll see what happens.
Michaels, I guess, that's not a done deal with Amazon yet, although I think it is.
I mean, Amazon's got the money.
So they, I mean, if they get Al Michaels and, you know, whoever comes to ESPN to work with Al will be another big name, right?
No question.
I mean, you're looking at some big names out there now that aren't announcing or that are, you know, could be number two to be on these broadcast with Fox and Joe Buck.
Aikman has worked with Fox and Joe Buck for a long time now.
And he's won a lot of awards and they've done a big games all over.
So who's going to be next?
I don't know, but they're all making their moves for big money.
And good luck to them all.
If it gets to the end and you can't decide, email me,
Chewing the Fat of the Blaze.com,
Jeff Fisher, I'd be happy to step in.
I know, sure, I don't have any Super Bowl rings.
And, you know, I haven't played in the NFL.
But I do have a son that played in the NFL.
So I, you know, I have a little bit of access to knowing what it takes.
So call me.
And let me know.
The next headline is Major League Baseball.
The Union is saying, hey, games are going to be lost without a deal.
Amazingly, Major League Baseball hasn't even started yet.
They are arguing back and forth.
And let me ask you, my question to that headline, you know, as they say,
Major League Baseball tells unions games will be lost without a deal soon.
So, I mean, baseball better hopsing.
Football is the lead dog.
all right NFL and college and I know major league baseball you know is America's pastime I get that
but you know football is America's prime time and the NBA I guess you could put them ahead of
major league baseball now although you know okay fine but major league baseball is at the bottom
and if they don't make a deal soon I think people are going to be like oh well that's the way
it goes. No baseball. What a shame. Here's a replay of the Super Bowl. And then we have Phil
Mickelson, the PGA superstar. I guess he said something wrong. He said something bad that he
tried to, you know, have some kind of coup. That's what they're claiming, that they're claiming it
was a failed coup against the PGA. Because Mickelson said the Saudi Arabia, you know him, you love
them has been trying to build this new circuit, this new golf circuit, and they've got a lot of money
and they're willing to pay a bunch of money. And Phil said in an interview, well, you know what?
I know that they're scary MFers, but, and you know, sure, they killed Jamal Khashagi, the U.S.
resident, and that the country has deplorable record on human rights.
You know, it's according to watchdog groups around the world.
But, you know, this opportunity to go over there would, you know, maybe put a slap in the pocketbook of the PGA and change some things around.
Oh, my gosh, the end of times has happened.
And then he apologized.
Said the comments were reckless.
And he went down the line and saying, you know, he lost sponsors over this.
I mean, he stopped playing in a tournament.
He's going home.
He's saying, I need to take a.
a little bit of time.
Wow.
And some of the other sponsorships
haven't even commented.
They're like, we're not commenting on this just yet.
But he has lost two big sponsors already
because he tried to do his coup
against the PGA.
So who knew?
I mean, I'm talking about NFL and NBA
and Major League Baseball, but
PGA, man, they're the ones.
They're the secret big guys.
So don't mess with the PGA, man.
Don't do it.
And Phil found that out.
Phil Mickelson, get a little too big for the old golf bag,
thinking that he could have, you know, the coup against the PGA.
Nope, you're going down.
The Saudi Financed League that's been gaining momentum over the past several months,
players have been talking behind the scenes about the potential money involved,
and things had even progressed that one PGA tour caddy said that players have signed on to join.
the Super League. Oh no. But no. Phil said something about it in an interview and let the cat out of the bag.
Let the golf ball out of the bag. And now PGA has shut it down. Sponsors are going away.
And no, they will not have anything to do with that Saudi Arabian Super League. So PGA, man, again,
bless your heart. You're the guys. Big PGA. Don't mess with them.
Maybe Mickelson will be okay. Maybe they will. Maybe the Saudis will win. I mean, they've already invested a bunch of money into this deal. And I see where some companies have already pumped millions of dollars into the Asian tour. The Super Golf League would be connected to the Asian tour. And it's going to allow players to earn official world golf ranking points and compete in major championships. So I think Greg Norman is involved. He didn't comment in the
story, but Greg is a big time, you know, if that, I'm telling you, the PG, this could be a battle
of the super golf stars.
So it might be fun to watch, come to think of it.
And PGA might not be as big as they think they are.
So be ready.
Golf balls and clubs are going to be flying soon, if they aren't already.
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All right, I see where the truckers began their drive from California to,
to D.C. to protest the COVID-19 restrictions,
even as states are easing up on the pandemic rules.
But we'll see.
I know they're getting their cues from the Freedom Convoy,
and they're looking to paralyze that capital,
just like Canada's Freedom Convoy paralyzed the Capitol in there.
On their way, the People's Convoy.
They're going to be in D.C. by the end of next week,
preparing for the president's state of the union.
Now, they've already called in the National Guard.
Troops up there ready.
They've fenced in the Capitol.
So good news.
I still think.
I hashtag truck off.
Just take three days.
Three days.
You've always said three days.
Three days means shelves will be empty.
I don't want the shelves to be empty.
I don't.
But I don't want the roads clogged up.
And I don't want the narrative turned on the truckers to be bad guys.
because I are women or they thems because they're not I let no one supports truckers more than this show no one
I all I love truckers they're the they are the life blood of this country make no mistake but to make a point
I just feel like just take it off just truck off just hashtag truck off and don't get the narrative
turned on you make your point that way but you know again what do I know hashtag you know what
truck off. I mean, we got news today that Trudeau has revoked his emergency powers after the Canada blockades
ended now. So, you know, we made such a big deal. He's shut it down saying it's over. And he unfroes all the
bank accounts linked to the Freedom Convoy. So it paid off. You know, the world looking onto that paid off.
And so, you know what? Maybe you don't need the truck off. Maybe you need to lock it down. You take a hit for a couple of days.
but people actually get the point.
Although I don't know that some of the restrictions that the freedom convoy wanted to have go away, have gone away.
Although they have in some provinces, I don't know that they have, you know, for the entire country.
But they did make some noise and it actually did work.
But I still am stuck on my, you know, hashtag truck off.
So, I mean, I try not to talk politics.
really on this show. It's not what I want to do with this show. I know you get enough of that from
every place else in your world. Try to bring you some other things. But I see where, I do about
this story a week or so ago, we talked about it a little bit on Jackie Daley's show that I help
produce for the Blaze Podcast Network. And she talked to Wayne Christian, the Texas Railroad
commissioner, and who is, you know, up for
re-election and who should get the gig.
He, I love Wayne Christian.
He is a good man.
But Sarah Stogner is running against him.
And he, she, you know, was, did a TikTok video, campaign video on TikTok where she was riding an oil well.
And she looked topless.
She wasn't.
She had a cowboy hat, boots, bikini bottom.
And she put stars over her breast to make it look like she was topless.
but she still had, you know, a t-shirt on.
You just can't see it very well.
But it was, you know, and she's writing it and she's saying,
hey, you know, Stogner, stronger was Stogner.
I want to put my clothes back on and have a serious conversation.
I don't know that it was that big a deal,
but it certainly has become a big deal.
The, she lost her endorsement from the Austin newspaper.
and she they they you know so a big deal but i got to say if we're going to start having uh people
make videos like that and we're going to i say i'm all for it i'm all for it let's whip them out
let's go let's see what you got all right let's go if you want me to vote for you let's see what you
got and if it takes straddling an oil pump naked or appearing naked
by gosh, let's do it.
I don't know that I'm not voting for her,
and I wouldn't vote for,
but I'm all for,
let's see what you got.
In fact, that's my campaign slogan.
Going from,
how about no,
which I believe is my strong campaign slogan,
which would get me elected to any position I ran for,
how about no,
would get me elected,
but really just,
you know,
Let's see what you got.
Let's see what you got.
Vote for me.
I would lose that campaign, but I like the idea of it.
Let's see what you got.
Speaking of what you got, I see where the FDA has granted the first condom approval for use during anal sex.
I know.
You thought to yourself, wait, what?
those weren't authorized before?
Nope.
First time a condom has been authorized for front and back business.
I'm with you.
I thought, what?
That's unbelievable to me.
So this is the one male condom will be marketed as the back door and the front door condom.
According to the FDA, if you want business either.
you know, front or back, this is the one that you want.
It showed that failure rate during,
if you were coming in the back door, was 1%.
So look, unprotected sex back there carries the greatest sexual exposure risk of HIV transmission.
And the risk of contracting an STI is significantly higher than during front door.
So while condom used was recommended,
by the CDC and other health authorities during, you know, back door and or front door.
The FDA required a failure rate of less than 5% in earlier studies had shown a higher failure rate.
So they're finally, they got it down to 1%.
And so this is the one.
This is the one.
Back door, front door, whatever door business.
This is the condom that you,
need. Okay, this is it.
This is the one. So
there's going to be marketed that way. So when you're
out looking, shopping
for
your
intercourse needs,
make sure that
you check the warning label.
What was that stupid
commercial? Check the warning label.
That was the union label. Look for the union
label, not the warning label. Here you need to look for
the warning label. Just change it around.
You need to have the warning
label. This needs to happen. It needs to be the front door and the back door.
Unless you're not going to go, use the back door. But you never know.
You never know.
So it's good to be prepared. You have to be prepared.
We preach about it on this network to ad nauseum be prepared.
And this is a perfect example of being prepared.
and I see where the global seed bank
and what got me thinking about seeds
opened their doors for some new types of seeds going in.
I know, really weird.
So the vault is saying,
hey, we got some new seeds and we're letting them in.
So good for you.
I know, look, we're still vulnerable to climate change.
The vault's Arctic environment will remain cooler
than other seed banks around the world.
Many seed banks exist in southern regions, but this is it, baby.
This is the doomsday vault, this Falbar, Global Seed Vault in the Arctic region of Norway.
It holds the genetic keys to several millennia of domesticated agriculture.
And, you know, a couple weeks ago, right?
It had been a couple weeks already.
Wow, like 10 days ago.
They opened its doors to admit several new types of seeds.
So we got that going forward.
us. At least we've got new seeds in the seed vault. Yay!
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