Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 82 | Crime Done Wrong, 61-Pound Neck Tumor, & Where Is The Poop Patrol?

Episode Date: April 22, 2019

Apparently, a lot of overdoses occur at a store like Walmart but just know that if you have your phone out, you're going to end up seeing something interesting! An article released coming out of China where supposedly a Chinese doctor removed a 61-pound neck tumor from a patient, but Jeffy is smelling something fishy here. Also, has the Poop Patrol in San Francisco vanished? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to it. Everyone enjoy the pink moon this weekend. Yes, the pink moon. It's how April got his full moon name. You know, it's called the pink moon, but you look up to the sky. You look at the full moon. It's not pink. It's just called that because it's the spring.

Now, the next full moon is going to be mid-May. And that one's called. The flower moon. It won't look like a flower either. Do you have a good worship weekend? Were you with everyone on your Easter worshippers? Good. Good.

And today, of course, is Earth Day. If you're listening to this podcast on the 22nd of April 2019, Earth Day. Every day, of course. NASA, this is a good little helpful hint on Earth Day. Every day, we have a fleet of NASA Earth spacecraft. orbiting Earth. And they are, you know, of course, collecting data to help us better understand our dynamic world.

Are they? Is that what they're doing? They're helping us understand our dynamic world with their satellites orbiting the globe. Right. Don't forget you can follow me on Twitter at Jeff EJFR and Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. I wanted to let you know that the lifestyles of the rich and famous are still happening around you every day and around me.

I love the Jeff Bezos story. You know that. We've covered that in-depth here on chewing the fat. But we just got news this weekend that they're still living together. I knew it. I originally said they weren't going to get a divorce. But then they filed the divorce papers and they went through with it, but they're still living together. Well, you know.

I mean, when you think of the, you think they're living in the same house, it's like you and I living in the same trailer with each other? No. No. McKenzie's over in the west wing. Jeff's in the east wing. The kids are in the north wing. And the help is over in the south wing. That's pretty much what we're doing here for the Bezos family.

But the kind of cool thing is that, and it's only, look, it's a 70 million dollar estate, 20 acres. She might be even staying in the guest house. She might not be able to even stand to being in the same house, even though it's her own wing. But because of the divorce papers filed in late March, it takes 90 days to finalize the divorce papers in Washington. So by the time the divorce papers are finalized,

she'll have a billion dollars more. That's going to be tough to take. That is going to be tough to take. Now, the deal was that it would be originally $35.85 billion is what she would get in. I know. So that's a struggle. That's probably why she's living in the same house. You can't even fathom of being able to live on $35 billion.

But because of the way the settlement papers work, It's going to end up 36 million, over 36, almost 37 million by the time the papers get finalized. That's tremendous. Good for her. Good for her. And speaking of lifestyles of the rich and famous, people are all wound up at Ivanka Trump for sharing her family photos on vacation. Shame on you. Are you kidding me?

Shame on you? She's getting heat for posting vacation pictures. Stop it. And plus, I don't even know if we know if they're real or not. Right? I mean, we know now that a company out of Nebraska fake a vacation, let users send snapshots to them and they superimpose into fake backgrounds. So you could vacation anywhere now.

Everybody wants the perfect vacation. No problem. Send a snapshot to fake a vacation. Yep, just hanging out here in Maui. You know, that's us. Didn't I just see you at Piggly Wiggly last week? Nope. Wasn't us.

We went to Niagara Falls and then we went to the Grand Canyon. We were zipping all over the world. I am at less than a million dollar idea. FAKE a vacation. I may even actually use them. That's a good idea. That is a good idea. Everybody wants to pretend like they are living the million dollar lifestyle.

Send your snapshot to fake a. vacation. Yep, here we are on the beach. But really? You're still back at the farm in Iowa. And big news from BTS and don't pretend like you don't know who the BTS army is. You know, the K-pop group. Superstarks, K-pop. You know, don't pretend. Don't do it. Don't. But they, it's amazing that they've broken all these records already. They're the first Korean act to debut at number one on the Billboard 200. They then shattered their own record with the release of Love Yourself.

Of course, don't pretend like you haven't heard that. That's not. Which also hit number one on the Billboard 200. With their first number one album on the Billboard 200 chart, first album predominantly sung in another language to grab the top spot. They beat their own record with

Love Yourself with 1.5 million pre-orders. Love Yourself was 1.4 million. They were the first K-pop group to be nominated for a Billboard Music Award, and then they won that award, so they were the first K-pop group to win it. According to Guinness,

they're in the Guinness record. I want a Guinness record with me so bad. They have the most Twitter engagement ever. They were also the most tweeted about celebrity. It's a group. I don't know that, but BTS has got like seven people in the band, but I guess it doesn't matter. They also tweeted, the most tweeted about celebrity in 2017,

they beat Donald Trump and Justin Bieber. I know, I know. They're the first band, K-pop band, to perform on US TV. It's kind of a weird record to have. Their music video for Idol hit 45 million views in the first 24 hours of being posted on YouTube. that's kind of like chewing the fat when it goes up on YouTube. I mean, it hasn't hit 45 million views because, you know, BTS has hit the 45 million views and they're the record within 24 hours.

They beat their, that beat Taylor Swift's 43.2 million in 24 hours. But they also smashed other YouTube records. They had the fastest video to reach 100 million views. Their song fake love I'm sorry their video Fake love Reached 100 million views In 8 and a half days

They previously held the record though With DNA I know I thought DNA was way better than Fake love but That's just me It took them 24 days to hit 100 million views Just amazing And all

Because of the K-pop man, B-T-S, the K-pop sensation. I know. I'm just as thrilled as you. All right, let's do a little crime done wrong. Federal charges filed this week against a Chicago father

and son for allegedly selling body parts on the black market. So if you have been in the market to buy body parts, you know, an arm, a leg. Like, I need a new knee. Had I known this father and son or out selling body parts, I would have ordered a new knee.

However, we got them in trouble. And it's amazing when you think of it that it's not illegal to sell or dismember body parts. You can still do that. But it is illegal to knowingly sell remains that are known to have infectious diseases. And so the father and son knew that some of these body parts, Ah, so what? At HIV, sepsis, hepatitis. So what?

We put them on ice before they were sold. It'll be fine. Some of the bodies themselves sold for $100,000. Now, that is outstanding. One lady said that she donated her son's tissues to the research center, the biological research center of Illinois. Because she thought her son's tissues, you know, we're going to go to colleges and research centers.

Now they were being sold. Sold a bunch of parts. We got a 5,000 each. Now, the United States attorneys called the scheme to defraud customers. Well, they were selling them body parts. They were just... Did I forget to say that they had HIV? And I meant to sell them?

I'm sorry. It's been going on now for six years. Six years. So if you happen to get a body part from... from the Biological Resource Center in Illinois. You might want to have that checked out. You might have some sort of disease with that new elbow that you bought. In Nashville, Tennessee, a man said he came home.

And I just said, walked in, what's going on in here? And there was a naked man sitting on his couch drinking some juice. How many times do you come home? If I'm a hard day at work, you just want to come in and sit down and watch a little TV. and the next thing you know, some naked guy you don't even know sitting on your couch drinking your juice.

So the report says the guy came home and he sees the guy and he yells at him, hey, they're in my house. And so the naked guy screams, drops the juice and then grabs his

t-shirt and runs out of the house. So apparently he had eaten some ice cream too. So he just came into the house. I don't know, you know, maybe I don't know if his clothes were in the washer and dryer. Maybe he was washing him and cleaning him up. Maybe he didn't have any clothes to begin with. And he needed just a place to, you know, hide out because he was naked going through the neighborhood.

But he finally was arrested around the corner from the house. And he's just, you know, in custody, aggravated burglary. And that's it. Wasn't naked burglary. It wasn't, hey, why did you break into my home naked? Where are your clothes? None of that. It was just aggravated burglary.

Next time you see an overdose at any store, but in particular a Walmart, there was an overdose victim at a Walmart in Florida. And the guy, you know, overdoses, he starts shaking, passing out on the floor at the store. So they narcan him. And they call the authorities and they call the ambulance. and the ambulance comes like Narcanum and he you know they put him up on the up on the buggy and they're wheeling him out to the ambulance and he comes to and realizes holy crap I do not want

to be here now buckles himself takes off running breaks away I don't it doesn't say here that they have captured this man so we could have a crazed overdose victim who is clear now running the streets. They were filming. Apparently there was some photo photo journalist. You know, some guy with a phone. Videotaping.

An unrelated story. So some guy was filming his family going into Walmart. Here we are at Walmart in Florida. We'll see ya. And oh my gosh, there's a guy to take it to an ambulance behind us.

Is he buckling and running away? Look at him. He's coming right at me. Oh, and he ran over the cameraman man and then he took off. So next time you see somebody being hauled into an ambulance, be careful. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying.

Just be careful. Yeah, another story out of Florida. And oh my gosh, at a Walmart. A little bit farther north. The Narcan guy was down to West Palm. This is up in Brooksville, Florida. I worked at Brooksville, Florida. I love Brooksville, Florida.

I worked at 1450 J.B. Country, W.W.J.B., downtown Brooksville. Anyway, I love working for it. I think it's a talk station now. Steve Manuel, owning that station. Just a little inside behind baseball. Hey, Steve, how you doing? I know you're still running the joint. Haven't seen you in a while.

I haven't heard from you. Good. Take care of yourself. I might need a job someday. You never know. Could be back in Brooksville looking for a gig, Steve. You never know. I'm still here for you, man.

But it was a country station back then. 1450 J.B. Country. But anyway, we go back to Walmart there in Brooksville. A group of people. people accused of counterfeiting money. So they, I don't know. We've talked about counterfeiting money before. And I mean, I've passed, I've admitted that I know somebody who's passed counterfeit

money before. You know, I would never do such a thing. I worked for a guy that if you get, if you work for a store, like say Walmart and Walmart got your cashier takes a, a counterfeit, whatever it is, 150. and it goes to the bank. And the bank says, hey, that's counterfeit. They take it. And they report it to the feds or whatever, but you're out to 50.

The store is out to 50. The bank doesn't say, oh, that's counterfeit. Hey, here's a real one I'm going to replace it with. They just take it. So you're out to 50. So when I, not me, but when someone else was working at a grocery store at one point, the same store that I was working at. It's so weird.

And we got counterfeit money. And the manager called this other person up, not me, and said, hey, here's this money. It's counterfeit. Go buy yourself some lunch. It really was telling me to break the law. Not me, the other person. And so, you know, I got a free lunch out of the deal. Because he didn't want to be out to 100.

He was okay being out to, you know, being out 15 for my lunch. But he wasn't going to be out the full 100. So that's just a way to wash your money. It's just telling you a quick way to wash your money stores if you get counterfeit money. So these guys are going into Walmart. This group, one, two, three, four people are going into this Walmart and they've got counterfeit $50 bills and they're buying Visa gift cards. Great way to wash money.

I don't know if you know that or not, but it's a great way to wash money. If you have counterfeit money, buy the VICE. Once you have that Visa gift card, man, you're, you're, money is washed. You're clean. Now, I'm not saying that you should be passing counterfeit money because that's illegal and it's bad. It's shame on you. And I hope you get arrested and go to jail. But so they were like group counterfeiting at these stores. It just seems dumb. Well, they've got this counterfeit money. There's no saying of whether they were making it or if they were giving it to them, you know, if it was someone who had given them the money, but they were going

them with $50 bills going to different stores and, you know, buying the Visa gift cards and hoping to, you know, wash that money. Now, they'd already done $400 because they found them, they realized they admitted to going to another store and doing it the same thing. Well, let's just all go in and bum rush Walmarts with Visa gift cards with fake money. Nobody will notice. It's just dumb. but one was arrested for uttering counterfeit bills grand theft one was uttering counterfeit bills

providing false name juvenile pickup or possession of a weapon one dumb dumb one had marijuana on them when they arrested them the other you know counterfeit bills and one just released charges pending

is she the one that told the cops this Kayla Alyssa Lopez 19 Yeah I mean Did she help the police officers Know that these were the people to arrest Or was she you know Did the police say hey

You know I could I can let you go And have charges pending If you just You know Take care of a little business with me But that's not That wasn't reported in the story

Good news coming out of the city of Kansas City, Missouri, the University of Kansas. And I mean, it's rarely good things come out of the state of Kansas. I know, I know, I'm just saying, okay? Those of you from Kansas, I know, I get it. But, you know, it's rare good things come out of the state of Kansas. It's all I'm saying. Most things out of the state of Kansas,

questionable at best. They're going to be offering classes at the University of Kansas for called the Angry White Male Studies. Angry White Male Studies. And man, if you want to go someplace that has angry white males, it would be the state of Kansas. It's a humanities course.

It's good that we've got the angry white male studies. The students can pick up to three credit hours as they examine the source of the emotional state while evaluating recent manifestations of male anger. Man, if there's ever a reason to remind yourselves that most things out of the state of Kansas are questionable at best, that is one of them. Something is going on in the world of health. In the world of health.

Okay, so we know we have disease. all over the place and some of the worst places to catch diseases and stuff is airplanes. You're enclosed in this metal tube and the air is recycled. Every time you get on a plane, somebody is coughing, somebody's hacking, what is just bad. I mean, you need to hose yourself down with antibacterials wash down stuff prior to. and post leaving that airplane. But there was an American Airlines flight coming from Miami,

Florida, to Boston this weekend. And it was scheduled to arrive at Logan Airport at 10 a.m. Now, on this plane, there were about 40 people part of one big, group and then there were about 13 people in that group of 40 and there's more people than that on the plane started becoming ill oh what uh turn this plane around these 13 people on this plane are complaining of stomach virus system thank you i mean no we cannot land we're going to fly till we run out of gas and then we're going to go down in the ocean with something's got to happen I mean, no, I was just joking.

I don't want people to die like that. Stop it. But apparently no other passengers or crew reported symptoms yet. So as soon as they land the plane, they take the 13 to Massachusetts General Hospital. And the others were released. They went to the hospital. Fine. Five of the patients were released in good condition.

The others, we'll just let you work it out for a little. bit here for another day and we're going to go and check out the airplane and they they cleared they cleared the airline they cleared everybody else for sickness so good luck god bless is all i'm saying for that and i just this headline i don't even need to read the story you know what i'm not i'm not even going to read you the story i'm just going to read you the headline and you can go from there okay i mean this is a good news story it's a good health story. I know we try to you know we try to let you know and warn you about things that are coming things that are happening viruses that are spreading but this is a good news health

story and it's good that we have doctors that can perform a surgery like this even though this did happen in China I'm glad that there's surgeons anywhere on the planet that can take care of this. Surgeons And I'm just going to read you the headline I'm not going to go any deeper than this into the story. Okay? Surgeons Remove man's

61 pound neck tumor in marathon operation. Just reading you the headline. Okay, so maybe not. It's a 61 pound cancerous tumor from his neck and upper back the photos, if real, are

amazing. I mean, you do not, how does this guy? I mean, he had the tumor like for 30 years of his life. So, I mean, him and the tumor are like, what? It's his tumor, so they are one. But yeah, he's walking hunched over like

Guzimoto, the hunchback of Notre Dame. Oh, we can't. Oh, my gosh. Oh. don't bring that up anymore so these doctors in Shanghai took the case it measured 33 inches long by 25 inches wide

and it was attached to his lungs his spine and major blood vessels well yeah growing in part of his body 33 hour marathon surgery you know what this story is not real this story is not real

I guarantee you it's not real. Just as I'm reading this, as I'm reading this, it says Yang reportedly lives a 33-hour marathon surgery, and it talks about the doc, Dr. Yang Jun at 9th People's Hospital in Shanghai, leave to take the case, and then it goes on and it says in the story, Marathon Surgery on April 1st. The story is not real. It is not real.

It is not real. So this, if the folks, The photo of this guy with this 3-pound tumor. It's just, that's just a beanbag or something on the back of his back. It is not real. We've been had. And I say we. Me.

I should have just stuck with the headline. I knew it. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink anyway. And I specifically need a drink of Coca-Cola Zero Sugar today. I'll tell you that. Unless you're drinking that with me. Like, if you wait for me, this is what we need to.

do is we need to have a Coca-Cola zero-sugar drink off where we all just take a drink at the same time as part of chewing the fat because I would like to have you, the audience, have the enjoyment that I have drinking an ice-cold Coca-Cola zero-sugar at the same time, multiple enjoyment across the chewing in the fat family. I know, I know. It's just because I care about you. That's why I want you to subscribe to the podcast as well. Subscribe to Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Hey, that's me. Really, we need subscribers. These other shows are blast and they've got, you know, hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

I don't. I do not have hundreds of thousands of subscribers. I want hundreds of thousands of subscribers and which I want you to subscribe to chewing the fat. So just, subscribe. If you know, if you've already a subscriber, thank you. Subscribe again. Are you subscribed on every device at your home? No, then you need to subscribe on every on multiple devices at your home. TVs, phones, laptops, desktops, kids, iPods, all of it.

I want it all, every, everything is go and just subscribe from whatever device is in your home. Then you can say, Jeff, I can't subscribe anymore. That's when I'll say thank you. Until then, I'm not saying thank you. Take it back my thank you. If you're only subscribed on one device, that's nothing to me. Nothing. Now, after you're subscribed on multiple devices,

then I want you to go ahead and rate and review the podcast. And, you know, rate it 20 stars and review it best podcast ever. Simple. You don't even have to think about it. You just do that. 20 stars, bed POSCats. What that does is other people that are searching around looking for podcasts and listen to go, ooh, that one's rated really high.

And they listen. And they subscribe. And they can subscribe on multiple devices as well if they're just coming on board, not just one. That's what we, that's, now I've made myself angry at people that are only subscribed to this podcast on one device. I mean, nothing to me, nothing. And I'll tell you another thing, too, those multiple devices can subscribe. to chewing the fat. And they can also follow me on Twitter

at Jeffrey JFR. They can like me at Jeff Fisher Radio on Facebook and Instagram. I mean, multiple. Until you have every device, did you buy a new TV? That's a smart TV? Subscribe for your TV.

Don't do it. Voice command. It'll do what you want to do. I want every day. Anyway, thank you. All right. We're in the break room. We've got some really good stories

here in the break room. One of the things that we hear about this from time to time. people trying to avoid baggage fees at airlines. And some of the airlines are, hey, they like to charge. Hey, you can fly around the world for $5. Oh, is that a purse?

That one's $150. So, but this one lady apparently was really angry because her, she had won a vacation, you know, all expense paid vacation. and she went to check in and the bag was over. So they were going to charge her $85 over weight charge. And she was not having any of that. She only had a few bucks on her because she won this vacation. So she didn't need to bring any money.

It was all inclusive. And by the way, I just want to be clear about this day. 99% of the time, if you happen to win an all-inclusive vacation, they're still going to pay. They're still costing you some money. This lady's taking a shot by only bringing a few bucks. Under $85 with her on an all-inclusive vacation, good luck. Good luck.

Anyway, I don't know if she was going to Jamaica. I don't know if she wants something down on the, you know, what Caribbean Island she was going to or what, you know, piece of garbage port she was going to for an all-inclusive vacation. But she wanted anyway. She wanted anyway. And she was going to get, she was taking it. So she's stuff.

dollar belongings in her bag and went to fly to the vacation and they said no it's going to be 85 bucks your your bag is way overweight so she just opened up the bag and started putting on clothes so she put nine pounds of clothing on just let me know when I reached the mark and she just let me know when I read that's a I got a great idea right instead of throwing them away instead of you know put them in the put them in the trash or maybe asking somebody hey, could you run this back to my house? You're out an all-inclusive vacation. You don't know what clothes you're going to need.

I mean, I get it. So she just started slapping on clothes. She, uh, several, seven dresses, a skirt, two pairs of shoes, two pairs of shorts and a sweater. I mean, she said, hey, yeah, I was boiling, but I'm not paying it. I'm not paying it. And so she started putting on her clothes and, I, I, I, I, don't, It doesn't say here, but I'm guessing the vacation went fine. Bless her heart.

Now, this is an item that you would hear about it. Like, you're going to hear about it from me, and you're going to think, man, I don't need that. But then when I tweeted out later tonight and I say, hey, this is the item I was talking about on my podcast. Did you see it? You're going to say, I need one of those. Everyone in my family needs one of those. and that's aside from a subscription to chewing the fat, which everyone your family needs, and so does every device.

But this particular item is a, this thing is a million dollar idea. And if you think Christmas was fun last year, and it's going to be even better this year, all right? It is a beanbag onesie. So in the back, it's almost looks like the guy with the fake tumor. Come to think of it. This is where they got the idea for the fake tumor from China. I'm calling it fake now because I don't believe the story.

I think we've been had on the story. But this story is a onesie outfit with the hood, but attached to the behind is this giant beanbag. So you're wearing the beanbag everywhere you go. So wherever you go, you got something to sit on. Genius. Genius. Million dollar idea.

I know. Like I said, would you hear about you think, what do I need that for? When you see the picture, you're going to say, I need that. Everyone in your family needs a beanie, a onesie combined with a bean bag. Just saying everyone does. Clear.

Did I mention last week that Charlie's Theron is single? That she's upset about being single. and her quote is somebody just needs to grow a pair and ask me out on a date so are you telling me that people are scared to ask me out on a date

see I would think that maybe your attitude is the problem that's just me though maybe the attitude is the problem Charlese maybe it's just you

maybe it is just you We also got some sad news from Adele this weekend. Well, the news has been out for a little while, but apparently her and Hubby are splitting up. I know, I know. Simon Kanaki, Hubby, they broke up. And how they found out that they broke up is that, and I don't know if he's going to be able to survive.

You know, earlier we talked about the Bezos, and she's going to end up with like $36 billion. Adele doesn't quite have Bezos money, but she does have a couple of bucks. And so she just gave the L.A. house to what is now ex-hubby. Don't worry about it. Listen, I don't need that dump anyway. You've been in it.

You've been living there. I'm not living there with you anymore. And it's only worth $9.5 million. It's a Beverly Hills dump And you've been living in there So you just take it And don't call me again Got it?

Thank you So I hope she's doing okay I hope she's doing okay with her You know I know she's got a You know for sure she's got the place You know just outside of London And maybe a couple other places So you know

Adele If you need some help with anything Just give me a call I'm here for you If you're willing to give up nine and a half million dollars dumps to guys that you're sick of. I am willing to be a guy you're sick of. No problem.

Think of this, too. A couple of ideas for you. You know, we mentioned that today, if you're listening live on the 22nd of April 2019, it is Earth Day. You know, doing nothing. It's just a way to celebrate Earth Day too, you know. I don't have to do anything. I'm just celebrating Earth Day by doing nothing. Thank you by being here.

Also, one of the stories that I ran across this weekend, which is something to not really look forward to. Print is the future of luxury. So that means books in the, and you can tell this is a getting read preparing for Earth Day news story. Books in Dead Tree format are the ultimate status symbol. Hugh Bastards reading from your name. your dead tree format. Yeah, because the apple you're reading it on doesn't take anything.

I don't use anything from the earth. Oh, wait, maybe. Maybe it does. And we talked about Samsung and the Galaxy Fold that appeared to have some problems. Now, Samsung claimed that there might be some other issues, not really all Samsung's fault. And it was supposed to be released this week,

end of this week. So that they've delayed the events in Hong Kong and Shanghai for the release of the fold. And it's still scheduled to be released here in the U.S. on Friday. So Samsung, if you need somebody to, you know, try it out for you, make sure that you're doing it right. Call me, DM me at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter. I'm here for you. You can email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. DM me on Twitter.

You call me 888-90-0-303-93. If somebody answers, tell them what you're calling for. If nobody answers, call back again. The other thing that's on the rise is consumer genetic testing kits. Are you ready for that? Consumer genetic testing kits. Now, I don't know. It promises to enhance your knowledge of your health and your heritage if it works.

I don't know that I want to know. I don't know that I want to know. I mean, look, I know the great shape I'm in. I already know that. I've worked hard. You don't get this without working hard for it. You just don't. Anyway, I don't want to know.

I don't know that I want to know. I don't want the consumer genetic testing kit to just, put it in and go right from the beginning. Oh, that's like, you know, just a, like when you get a, so you get a reading from someone that's going to read your future. And they start out and they, they grab your hands and you hear,

oh, oh, they just stop them. You don't want them to go any farther than that right there. And that's where I think you're going to be with the genetic testing kit. All right, you're going to, I don't know, lick it or drip blood on it or pee on it or whatever you got to do for your genetive. genetic testing kit. And as soon as you do something to it, it's going to, the immediate answer is going to pop up. Oh, right away.

That's just stop. But don't even send it in. You know, I don't need to know anything past. Oh. And that's going to be the first thing. It's going to be several things that you can decide whether you want to send it in or not. And if the first one that pops up is, oh, it's telling you, maybe you don't want to know. Maybe you don't want to know.

Also, you know, yesterday, one of the things that came out of the. horrible killings in Sri Lanka we had about at least a couple hundred people killed I don't know what the final numbers are

at least eight explosions blowing up you know the minority Christian community horrible but after it happened the country made the unilateral

decision to block Facebook WhatsApp YouTube, Instagram, and Snapchat. Just block them. Now, I mean, that is, that's pretty amazing. Now, they use the excuse, of course, stop the spread of misinformation about the attacks

and stymie hate speech that could provoke further violence. Really, I don't know. I mean, that's just, they've already, the officials in that country last year, you know, did the same thing as they, did the same strategy for anti-Muslim violence, you know, when it went viral. But I tell you, you know, we've got a lot of mistrust from social platforms, but in a time of crisis, instead of choosing to think negatively about the social networks, I mean, don't you think

that maybe the public's ability seek assistance or? all family or friends might override that somebody's going to type something that we don't like. I don't know. Pretty sad day all around. All right. I'm going to leave you with a couple of, I don't want to leave you with, you know, look, I know the Sri Lanka story is, you know, a little down. And I apologize for that. And I don't want to get too political, but I do want to let you know that, because I'm not,

this isn't really political. All right. This is like, what do they call it? This is the dead tree format story. The top books on Amazon, the hottest books on Amazon. The top three, the Mueller report. Okay, really? And the others that people are asking, the Warren Commission report on the JFK assassination,

the Star Report our President Clinton's Affair with Monica Lewinsky and the 9-11 Commission Report. So go to Amazon. Those are the hottest books for you to pick up right now. And there's also one of the hottest things. It doesn't say, where did it? Oh, it didn't print out. Gosh, darn it.

I'm sure I saw where it said the hottest podcast is subscribed to is chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. But it didn't say that on what was printed out. What happened to the poop patrol in San Francisco? What is going on? How come I'm seeing stories all over the place about San Francisco people are pooping more than ever on the streets of San Francisco. Well, okay, but I thought we had the Poop Patrol that were going around in their yellow

outfits and their masks and they were going to pick up poop everywhere. And I told them how to do it and make it into a reality show. Just film them doing it. Call it the poop San Francisco, the streets of San Francisco Poop Patrol. And just turn it into a reality show. Go ahead and sell ads for it. Sell cleaning services, all of it. to make a fortune. San Francisco, you're welcome.

Maybe they're waiting to do that. Maybe they're putting the show together now. But between 2011 and 2018, San Francisco experienced this massive increase of reported incidents of human feces found in public streets. In 2011, in 2011, just over 5,500 reports were logged in by the San Francisco Department of Public Works. Okay, so 5,500 in 2000.

Now, that's what was logged in. I figure maybe more people, you know, didn't complain. Oh, is that more poop? And they kept walking. Man, the city stinks and they keep walking. Ah, the city is full of it. And they just keep walking. Is that guy really?

Oh, no. And they keep walking. I got to move out of the city. I mean, it's one of the wealthiest cities in America. I mean, that's one of the wealthiest cities in America. It doesn't matter. You want to shoot heroin and poop on the streets? Go ahead.

We're here for you. It's amazing. So in 2018, last year, 28,000 reports were logged in to the Department of Public Works. What happened to the Poop Patrol? I thought that was happening. You got to think they got Pink Eye and they're out right now.

They're on Workers' Conference. All that stuff they got pick up. So they got pink eye. Pink eye. Yes. They got pink eye. Can you catch pink eye from? Do you not know how you catch pink eye? It's either a baby has a pink eye.

Because it's baby. You get pink eye because you don't wash your hand. One in a one in a baby. Hey. Taylor Philly. for Chris Cruz as he's on some sort of vacation time off. I want to back up for just a second. Back up for just a second.

You get pink eye from a baby. Is that what you're telling me? No, I did not say that. That's what I heard. That's America heard of that. And you get pink eye from heroin. No, you get pink eye when you don't wash your hands when you wipe yourself. So I assume that if you have a job where you live,

literally pick up feces, your chances are pretty high. But the Poop Patrol would wear suits and shovels. The amount of feces would get through that suit. You got to think they're like knee-deep in that stuff by the end of the day. See, this is why we need a reality show of the Poop Patrol. That's why we need a reality show to disprove Taylor's misconceptions of knee-deep in San Francisco poop. although could be a good song.