Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 823 | It’s Not My Joke…

Episode Date: March 4, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:48 So an Armenian athlete has just set his second Guinness World Record by performing pull-ups. from a flying helicopter. Now, who knew that was a thing? Well, he did, because he's set the record. Now, okay, so the helicopter picks him up, and he has to do so many pull-ups in a minute. Now, take a stab on how many he did in a minute.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Because I feel like back in the day, not now, of course, but back in the day, I could have done this. I feel like I could have done this. 23 pull-ups in a minute dangling from a helicopter Now it's not like the helicopter is flying 10,000 feet in the air You know, the helicopter is just pulling him
Starting point is 00:01:42 Pulling him up off the ground So I mean I don't know if you're getting any kind of draft I might have to talk to this Armenian man and find out just how difficult it is To do a pull-up Hanging from a helicopter Now there's video.
Starting point is 00:02:01 Which is 1, 2, 3, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, we already know he does, 23, 9, 10, 11. Let's see the helicopter. Oh, he's hurting that 11. That was only 11. That wasn't even the record. That's the one they post is not even the record?
Starting point is 00:02:31 What is going on in this world? The man sets the 3rd. record and they don't post Guinness? This is from Guinness, too. Oh, no, we're going to put the show on hold for a moment. Thanks for holding. Your listenership is very important to us. And when I could get the video to load again, I'm going to let you know if this is
Starting point is 00:03:12 the actual Guinness record. Thanks for holding. Thanks for holding. Your listenership is very important to us. So apparently, this had to be. like after the 11th one they just went to the end a guess
Starting point is 00:03:54 because that's all they show but they claim he did 23 so man if I only have to do 11 and a half full-ups dangling from a helicopter to say that I did 23 or 24 for the Guinness record
Starting point is 00:04:11 I'm in I'm in still got to do the 11 though Jeff and I'm not sure that's going to happen welcome Welcome to chewing the fat. I know, I apologize for putting you on hold. You know, but I just had to get to it.
Starting point is 00:04:33 I didn't realize that there was actual video footage. And so it's the way it goes. I have a real problem with Amazon today. You know, I have stories about Amazon closing 68 some stores, brick and mortar stores. So the physical book. stores and pop-ups in what they're calling this major shake-up of its slap-dash brick-and-mortar strategy. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:05:05 So moving forward, it's just going to focus on grocery stores and a fashion store in L.A. And, you know, they just, we had the big story about Whole Foods going with the cashierless technology. I mean, A, the joke would be, I do that anyway. I mean, I just throw stuff in a shopping cart and out the door I go. And, you know, in many cities across America, they let you get away with it these days.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Now, really, you know, their deal is that you put the items in the shopping cart and the shopping cart then knows what product you have in there, bills your account, out you go. But, I mean, I do cashierless already at, like Sam. Club, you go in and you scan with your phone and out the door you go. You don't have to go through the, you don't have to go by the cashiers or anything. And believe me,
Starting point is 00:06:03 some days that is really, really nice thing to have. And when you think about privacy concerns, those days are long gone anyway. Long gone. I mean, if you're a member at Costco or Sam's Club, if you think that going through the cashier is saving you some kind of privacy wrong because if you go to the website you log on to you know say sams.com and they boop those are all the items you've purchased in the last 85 years since you've been a member like to order these we can have them dropped off to you or you can come and pick them up i mean
Starting point is 00:06:42 i've pulled up i've ordered it online you pull up they bring it out to your car i mean it's It's awesome. It's awesome. Except, like yesterday, when I have a charger for my laptop, Microsoft Surface Pro, that isn't working. It doesn't light up.
Starting point is 00:07:01 Plugs in, doesn't light. It's got a little light. You plug it in, boom, and a little light comes on. It's so cute. The little thing, it's such a nice, reassuring little light. You go, oh, it's charging. Yeah, it's all good.
Starting point is 00:07:14 Except when you plug it in and the little light doesn't come on, it's not reassuring at all. I was like, no, it's not charging. Now, it's been kind of screwing up the last couple days, so maybe it's a little on me. You know, I possibly could have ordered it earlier. It's okay, I got it. But I'm not taking the blame, all right, because it's 2022.
Starting point is 00:07:36 And I should be able, I got to look at the website, nobody's got it in stock. You know, so I get at Walmart. I get it best by, by the way. I don't know if Best Buy is making their Surface Pro Chargers with gold, but their prices were dramatically more expensive. However, so I go to Amazon, and they've got my charger. Okay, I'll order it, and I'll have it delivered.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Same day, how about that? And they say, oh, you know, we can do that free for you if you order another product for $10 more, another ruse to get me to purchase more products. So I look in the queue, look in the basket to see what's there. And there's nothing really that's worthy, you know, for 10 or 15 bucks. You know, it's all items that are a little tad more expensive than that.
Starting point is 00:08:33 But I'm not willing to spend right now. So I say, all right, we'll just pay them to $2.99. For $2.99, same day delivery. This is tomorrow, yesterday afternoon. Okay? same day delivery 299 worth it to me worth it to me
Starting point is 00:08:48 so you know okay so I no problem click 299 the charge goes through be there before 10 p.m. okay now usually when things are going to be there you know before 10 a.m. I'm thinking that it's going to be there like by 7 you know it's a
Starting point is 00:09:05 if they give the window a larger a larger space than what they need okay no problem because I'm I'm waiting I'm waiting for the Amazon truck which I see in my neighborhood every day I mean I walked outside
Starting point is 00:09:22 I was nice out last night I hung out at the front of my house now I was pacing in front of my house from about 6 to 730 just waiting on the Amazon truck which never came right and back in the day
Starting point is 00:09:35 I wouldn't have been pacing I just been sitting at the front table on the front porch where are they at where are they at but instead I'm pacing so I never go back in the house okay and I walk back on the house my wife's like where are you bound so there's been
Starting point is 00:09:58 waiting for the amazon truck oh I just got an email uh there's something wrong with uh with shipping and I had some problem in carolton which is another city in the dfW greater dfw area I guess dfW is the greater area anyway and so uh decided that they can't make it today Oh I've decided I don't want to pay you extra for the same day delivery then Plus I want to pay extra
Starting point is 00:10:28 I want the court I want the charger So now they say It's either going to be here today You know the following morning If it's not there then You call us We'll let you know
Starting point is 00:10:40 You can talk to us You bastards Jeff Bezos and the rest of you Amazon thieves Criminals Criminals this is how they got you okay so i have already paid
Starting point is 00:10:54 for their same day delivery giving them their extra that's free money free money it's already it's already that money is already locked in to everything the extra money i'm paying for uh same day delivery that's just free that's paying for his that's paying for the spaceship that's paying for carbon line
Starting point is 00:11:11 that's what this is paying for that's what my two 99 is oh jesus thank you oh we got to talk about that too by the way Oh man, there's some great space sex news. God. I know. Don't even, no, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. Don't get me started now.
Starting point is 00:11:30 I'm still pissed at Amazon here, okay? So they, so now I have to wait. I don't have my charger. It's not working. I don't have a charger. It's dead. And it damn well better be the charger. Because if my charger comes and I plug it in and it doesn't work and I need a whole new laptop.
Starting point is 00:11:48 that's an issue that I don't want to have to deal with. The problem is no same day delivery, okay? Why can't they just, I want the drones and I want to, yes, I want it, and I want the charger dropped on my house. I thought that's where we were at. Nope, not yet. Still took my money, though. Bastards.
Starting point is 00:12:21 All right, that might be over it now. All right, I've calmed down enough. There. You know what? I'm not over it yet. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink for sure. Okay, I don't want to be...
Starting point is 00:12:37 I'm going to get myself upset again, so I've got to stop thinking about my charger. All right. It's never good when you have a product that needs to be charged, and it isn't charged. You can quote me on that. So, I'm going to... Okay, so today, and I told you yesterday, I was drinking a Coca-Cola zero sugar.
Starting point is 00:13:03 And again, today, a nice refreshing cold Coca-Cola, zero-sugar. I had some complaints in my email saying, you don't ever tell you why you're drinking anymore. So I'm telling you again, okay? And Coca-Cola, call me. Happy to be a, happy to, you know, for your sponsorship would be wonderful. I see where they have a new Coca-Cola coming out that apparently is supposed to, taste like space? So it's
Starting point is 00:13:34 Coca. No, I don't think it's through that. Although it's Coca-Cola Starlight. It's a new limited edition soda and it's space-inspired flavor. Space to life through a simple sip. Okay. I guess it's a special tie-in with oh nice. They're using Ava Max. Sweet but Psycho.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I love that. She's awesome. If you don't know who Ava Max is, you don't know who Ava Max is. And you can't quote me on that as well. I'm telling you. I mean, I don't know how many quotes I've got to give you to get through life, but I'm here for you.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Seriously, you're welcome. As long as we're talking about space, and we're talking about Coca-Cola Starlight, we may as well get to a couple of my favorite stories. Today's the day. For those of you listening live on the 4th of March, 2022, that we're supposed to have the rocket smash into the moon. I know it's supposed to be on the dark side,
Starting point is 00:14:46 but I hope that we have some kind of footage. I hope they've set it up. I mean, there was talk about Elon getting sued for hitting the moon, you know, his rocket hitting the moon. And I know they, you know, of course, talked to some attorneys, one attorney who co-heads the satellite practice at the law firm of Hogan Lovils. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Now, he talks about how there's international treaties and laws that cover liability for damages from incidents involving spacecraft. I would assume that's more if one hits me or one of my family members that I would then have, I don't know, Blue Origin would be called Jeffie's Origin, something like that.
Starting point is 00:15:34 But that's just a side note. So, and I know that NASA has smashed stuff into the moon, you know, on purpose for to see, you know, what's happened and stuff. But, yeah, what do you mean? Why are you looking to me like that? Are you implying it wasn't actually on purpose? Hey, okay. I mean, if you're NASA and something goes off track and hits the moon, just tell them we meant it. Okay. All right, good.
Starting point is 00:16:05 No, but I believe you. I believe, it's for study purposes. I know, I got it. Don't worry about it. But today's the day, and I want coverage. I want footage of this rocket, either belonging to Elon, China, or me, hitting the moon.
Starting point is 00:16:22 That would be a wonderful thing. Also, NASA has finally, finally figured out what they need to do, to study the health and safety of crew members in space. And that's where they have the new discipline called space sexology. God. Weightlessness.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Oh, geez. Oh, yeah. I think it's already gone on. Carlin. Description. That should be the Coca-Cola name right there. It shouldn't be Starlight. That should be it.
Starting point is 00:17:04 New Coca-Cola. Carbon line. Yeah. Oh. So they're finally worried about it. All this time we've talked about it. What happens if you're up there and, you know, you want to take care of a little business, a little space business, what happens, what's going on? So they're going to start studying a little bit.
Starting point is 00:17:26 It's still not their priority. I mean, they still obvious, well, health and safety of our crew members for, long periods of time. But, you know, we probably do need to learn how to safely reproduce and build pleasurable intimate internet, intimate, if I could say the word properly, learn how to safely reproduce and build pleasurable, intimate lives in space. Yes, thank you. We're talking to Jeff Fisher now, space sexologist.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Yes, that's a good gig right there. That I could be, I want to, that is my new title. Space sexologist. Have you had sex in space? Well, no, not yet. But, you know, we're figuring it out. I'm looking at, now they're worried about the detrimentally impact of long travels to space, no kidding.
Starting point is 00:18:25 And how sex deprived astronauts with restricted privacy and lack of access to intimate partners how that's going to affect them i mean let's be clear love and sex are central to human life er thank you natha we appreciate it so i don't know why it's such a big deal that they haven't been studying it they they now say that uh well you know we don't really have any concrete research uh you know we don't really have any plans either to address the uh huge human eroticism in space, that's where the space sexologist comes in. So,
Starting point is 00:19:17 spending 14 months in space, are you? Flow down over here. Carbon line. All right. What? Oh, oh, sorry. Need to cut them off there.
Starting point is 00:19:38 So they find out. they actually figuring out that they need to study it and so that will be happening very soon. NASA call me. Email me to chewing the fat of the blaze.com. You can DM me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
Starting point is 00:19:54 I believe I follow you. So you can direct message me no problem. Instagram and Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. YouTube, chewing a fat with Jeff Fisher. You can, you know, just let me know. Let me know if you need some expert advice because I am now officially a space sexologist. Ladies and gentlemen,
Starting point is 00:20:16 space sexologist himself, Jeff Fisher. Thank you. Thank you very much. I feel like I need the... Let's get rid of this. I feel like that's going to be part of the presentation of my TED talk. My Chewing the Fat TED Talk on Space Sexologist.
Starting point is 00:20:42 Space Sexology. Because I'm a space sexologist. But I feel like I need the Dean Martin open. I feel like if I'm going to be a space sexologist and, you know, have a TED talk. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show. Jeff Fisher. Yes, that's what I need. Then when I get inside the TED Talk, we can talk about, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:22 you know, the impact that long travels could have on space. And we could do an in-depth study on reproductive health in space. And then we get to. Oh, yeah. God. Wayness this. Garberline. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:21:45 Carmelin. That's my favorite part of that whole thing. No. See, this is it though. This is part of the study. Seriously. Oh, my God. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:22:04 I mean, as a space sexologist, you're welcome. Okay, well, we just had a meeting. And as a space sexologist, and really I should have business in there too, right? so space business sexologist or just space businessologist? Space businessologist? Our space business expert. I'm a space business expert.
Starting point is 00:22:47 That's not bad. Space business expert. Sexologist Jeff Fisher. from the Chewing the Fat Institute. Huh? Come on now. Put that on the Chiron. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:23:02 I want to make sure that's under the photo on the screen. That's awesome. Space business expert. Sexologist Jeff Fisher. From the Chewing the Fat Institute. Yeah. Yes. That needs to happen.
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Starting point is 00:24:21 renamed it's not it's still a pandemic right we're still in a pandemic that has not changed so that's going to change soon and how do you know that because the national football league has decided that it's over okay it's over the number one prime event in the world, the NFL and NFLPA have agreed to suspend all aspects of joint COVID-19 protocols.
Starting point is 00:24:54 Wow. I mean, it's over. They claim, you know, they'll give you the disclaimer. Teams are required to stay in compliance with state and local law, and they're free to continue reasonable measures to protect their staff and players. So you can still do it, but the NFL as a whole is not going to pay for it.
Starting point is 00:25:09 And I don't know if the team, teams were paying for that separately or not, or if the NFL was picking up the tab for a lot of the tracking devices and the, you know, the masks and the testing of players. I'm not sure who was putting the bill for that. I bet you the owners were, which is why the owners were like, we're done. Okay. We're not paying for this crap anymore. But that's how you know that it's over.
Starting point is 00:25:34 We're done with it. America is done with it. I realize that there's still an opportunity to get. at COVID-19 and it's still, you know, an ugly thing, and I don't wish that on anyone. But we're done, okay, it's over. We'll wash our hands. You stay over there, I'll stay over here.
Starting point is 00:25:54 I don't want to have to wear a mask. You want to wear a mask? You go ahead. It looks good on you. And other than that, we're done. Okay, I saw where they had, remember President Biden said in the state of the union, speech, which was, I mean, riveting.
Starting point is 00:26:12 I know that goes without saying. He talked about how they have, I can order two more tests for, if you've already ordered, you can order again. We're going to make that available for you again. Oh, really? Yeah, next week you go to whatever you'd see, dc.gov,
Starting point is 00:26:31 government.gov website and order you a couple more. Because they had like 70 or 80 million left. and I saw a report where the vaccination rates are dropped to darn near zero. There were, you know, here in the, it was like two or three thousand a day. You know, so I mean, I, it's not zero, Jeff. I know. But it's zero.
Starting point is 00:26:56 I mean, people are done with it. Let's move on. It's 2000 in America, that's zero. That's my math. You know, I'm right. So it's over. It's over. The one thing that's not over is war. I'll tell you that. I know. You're going to say to yourself, wait, what? I know. The Russians are still trying to take over Ukraine. And the Ukrainians are saying, hey, hey, no. Not here, not today. Sure, you can go ahead and bomb those new plants. Don't worry about it. We're not going down that easy. However, we are, and if you're Russian in today's world, forget about it. I mean, we are. putting sanctions on friends of friends of friends we are stopping business any business associates
Starting point is 00:27:45 any of that so i really feel like it won't be long before the russian people say um hey vlad what do you think we uh knock this off okay i'd like to get my apple product fixed i'd like to get microsoft to fix my laptop i'd like to get amazon to send me a charger that's going to happen in Russia soon. However, because I mean, this is what's going to put them over the edge right here. Sure, they went ahead. The Paralympics are still going on in China,
Starting point is 00:28:22 so we don't have to worry about that. But the United Nations of Cat Federations bans Russian cats from its competitions. Ha! Yeah. So that'll teach you. All right, that'll teach you. I know that we banned the Paralympians from showing up from Ukraine or from Russia and
Starting point is 00:28:45 it's that other place over there. Belarus? Yeah, Belarus. That other little country over there. What are they called again? Amorpha Phalas. Yeah. That's a good country.
Starting point is 00:28:58 During the summertime. During the winter, that country sucks. Anyway, if you have a Russian cat, you. the cat is banned. I guess you're assuming that if you have a Russian cat, you're Russian too. So you're banned too. We don't want anything to do with you.
Starting point is 00:29:15 The board of Fifi, FI-F-E feels it cannot just witness these atrocities and do nothing. I mean, you could really. You really could. As Fifi,
Starting point is 00:29:33 you really could. The Federation international feline feline ha ha ha ha ha ha oh that is
Starting point is 00:29:46 awesome that's going to put an end of the war right there man people are going to be so pissed member of Fifi clubs
Starting point is 00:29:54 in countries bordering Ukraine Poland Romania Hungary Slovakia Moldova
Starting point is 00:30:04 are lending a helping hand to their Ukrainian breeder friends. Oh, that is so special. That's so nice of them. Fifi is also pitching in with its board deciding to dedicate a portion of its budget
Starting point is 00:30:21 to support cat breeders and fanciers in Ukraine. I'm a cat fancier. Send me some money. Yes, I think you should support me. I mean, if you're a Ukrainian, are you a cat fancier? Yes is the answer. Never say no.
Starting point is 00:30:40 That's another quote from me. My gosh, I'm going to use so many quotes today. You can quote me on this. Never say no, okay? It's not really a good quote. Let me work on that for a little bit. Work on that with you, okay? So I believe that no is never the answer.
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Starting point is 00:31:50 and see Batman at the theaters. It releases this weekend. It's going to be out. It's going to be the number one show. We'll see how it goes. Or if I just wait. Because, I mean, it's going to be what? 45 days, 50 days, something like that, I hope, before it gets to a streaming.
Starting point is 00:32:12 So let's just, might wait for that. Because there's another, you know, a couple of humans in my house other than me. We have to see Batman. We have to see Batman. No, you don't. Not really. But if they go, and I'm going to have to go.
Starting point is 00:32:32 I'm not going to be able to just, it would be almost impossible for me to just drop them off and say, I'll be back to pick you up later. So, let me know how it is. If you go to see Batman this weekend, send me an email, Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Give me your reviews of the latest Batman, because the trailers looked really good.
Starting point is 00:32:54 And I'm kind of looking forward to it, actually. But I don't know that I want to go to a theater. You see where the Super Bowl halftime performance, you know, from Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg and all the rest of them, those huge stars. They actually, they had fewer complaints than ever before. Amazing. They had fewer than three dozen complaints.
Starting point is 00:33:26 I mean, that's huge. 200 million people watching. And that's what the NFL said. The NFL said they had, with their secondary viewer study, they went up over the 170-some million that Nielsen said. And they said, Nielsen, hey, this is the NFL. Why don't you send one of your guys over, and we're going to do another study and see if you,
Starting point is 00:33:51 you guys got this right. We're going to do it our way, though. And, oh, yeah, you guys did such a great job, but you were wrong. There was an extra 40 million people that you guys didn't count, that we're counting. All right. Oh, okay. All right, fine. So they usually have, they had 33 complaints for this Super Bowl, all right? They had, in the past, however, if you look at the people complaining about the halftime shows, they get thousands of FCC complaints. Now, it was funny to see some of the...
Starting point is 00:34:27 It's funny for me. It wasn't funny for them that are watching it. Okay. One of the critics said, scantly clad female dancers who belong in a strip club, not on national TV. That's what I was watching it for.
Starting point is 00:34:42 I don't know about... Apparently, they weren't. This is terrible entertainment for children. Another one of the complaints, which all of... That's it. I don't want to see them anymore. Okay, well, then don't watch.
Starting point is 00:34:55 I mean, isn't that the deal, really? I never understood really FCC complaints. And since I worked in radio for a long time, I never liked them anyway. And the Janet Jackson one, I mean, come on. How many, they talked about the complaints they got for the wardrobe malfunction. 540,000 complaints poured into the, the FCC when Janet suffered the wardrobe malfunction.
Starting point is 00:35:28 Wow. And I love this story. Oh, it just led to a $550,000 fine for CBS and MTV. It also made radio stations like, I don't know, the thousands that Clear Channel owned go through all kinds of new programs. Put it in the bucket. their bucket programs that we had to go through because Janet Jackson
Starting point is 00:35:55 showed her nipple on television. Radio was affected. I never really understood that. But that's the way it was. Oh, I see where... I know. Sorry, because now you want to just run and get ice cream, I know. So we've talked about
Starting point is 00:36:23 the McDonald's broken ice cream cone machines and how they can't get fixed and it's a monopoly with just the one company that could fix it and then they had the other company that had a new way to fix it and they were going around selling to the franchises you know, hey, we can get those things fixed for you.
Starting point is 00:36:45 And so now, and McDonald's shut that down quick. Now that company is suing the McDonald's $900 million. so what do you think McDonald's says here's here's 500 million get out of here the ice cream you know who should pay it is the ice cream
Starting point is 00:37:09 cone machine company you know the one that's across the street from the corporate headquarters of McDonald's you know the one that has the contract that they're the only ones that can serve ice cream machines to McDonald's franchises that company
Starting point is 00:37:24 you know they're the only one who can fix the machines when they're broken, that company? Yeah, that's who should pay it. And that's what McDonald's probably will do too and say, uh, give Fred on the phone across the street, would you? Fred. Yeah, this is Mickey D.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Look, we're getting sued here. We're going to settle and you're going to pay, okay? We're going to give them $400 million. It's coming out of your pocket. Talk to you later, Freddie. you know that's going to happen that is going to happen absolutely
Starting point is 00:38:01 and now I mean now we have it started a new thing where we can go online and see what McDonald's ice cream cone machines are down at any given time that's awesome that's awesome stuff
Starting point is 00:38:12 and it's also not awesome when you want a McDonald's ice cream cone for a buck and a quarter and I take your order yes I'd like a ice cream cone oh the machine's down like anything else did I
Starting point is 00:38:31 order anything else no you do think about it though it's funny how you you do think about it is when you when you're in the drive-thru and yeah like ice cream
Starting point is 00:38:43 cone yeah the ice cream is down sir anything else I can get for you instead of the immediate no I just came in for an ice cream cone that's all I wanted you get that you know
Starting point is 00:38:57 that second of looking up at the menu going, well, nah, I'm good. But it's close. That's close. That's good drive-through business right there, man. Even if you're out of something, make sure you ask. Yeah, we're all out of that now. Something else
Starting point is 00:39:13 I can help you with? Well, I mean, I'd ask for a shake, but that's part of the ice cream machine. That's down. Yeah, well, I can get you a soda, maybe a big Mac and some fries.
Starting point is 00:39:28 All right. So apparently people feel like it's their duty to email chewing the fat at the blaze.com with what they want to be the joke of the day. So, okay, go ahead. Keep them coming. If I like them, I'll use them. I wouldn't necessarily do this myself, but Jesse said, hey, this is a joke for the joke of the day for chewing the fat.
Starting point is 00:39:54 what's worse than two girls running with scissors two girls scissoring with runs there was due to a feces thrown all over the walls the floor the ceiling in a stunk so bad it's not my joke but it is time for yes it's time for the game show what's the lie
Starting point is 00:40:20 where we pick a contestant to come in and tell us what is the lie we give them Four headlines and one of them is the lie. If they guess correctly, they win the grand prize. Let's see who our contestant is today. Corby! Welcome to What's the Lie! Thrilled to be here, Jeffie.
Starting point is 00:40:41 We are thrilled to have you, Corby. Are you extra excited about playing What's the Lie? Sure. So four headlines for you, Corby, and one of them, of course, is the lie. and hopefully you'll be able to pick it out. Headline number one. Warren Buffett wants to play a history teacher on the next season of Euphoria.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Number two, Hydeca Mayazaki. You'd think the host would know how to pronounce the names of the people in his stories. Hydecaa amorphalus. That's what his friends call him. Reveals all the swamp levels
Starting point is 00:41:25 in his game are based on cities in New Jersey. Third headline, NFT buyers, furious after art they spent $70 million on, turned out to be hideous. Headline number four, Georgia official, accused of faking two pregnancies and planned two fake weddings. Those are the four headlines.
Starting point is 00:41:55 for what's the lie? We're going to give Corby a chance to figure out which headline is the lie. Warren Buffett wants to play a history teacher on the next season of Euphoria. Hutt. Amorpha Fallis reveals all his swamp levels are based on different cities in New Jersey. NFT buyers furious after the art they spent $70 million on turned out to be hideous. And the Georgia official accused of faking two pregnancies. also two fake weddings
Starting point is 00:42:27 which one is the lie Corby have you decided what's the lie These are also terrible Warren Buffett You are correct sir 100% Congratulations
Starting point is 00:42:47 you chose the correct headline that is the lie That is exactly What's the Lie today? What I win? You have won a brand new. Thanks for listening and watching What's the Law? I'm got to get a better job. Should have done the disclaimer there, but I forgot what it was.
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