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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So if you like me, have asked yourself,
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Well, there's a reason.
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They just found the rock split in half.
So,
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The mystical nine-tailed fox.
The
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is out.
So the killing stone is not a stone anymore.
And you want to know why things are getting bad?
This is why.
Okay.
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Too much coffee.
Now, I know what you're thinking.
Well, yeah, we've all had to, you know, race into the bathroom.
Nope.
You would wish that that is the problem.
a 29-year-old personal trainer.
Actually, this guy, he should be who died today.
I mean, who died today?
Really?
I mean, I don't know if you know Tom Mansfield,
but if you do, he's a 29-year-old personal trainer
who died.
Dead.
Caffeine overdose.
I know.
The what?
Yeah.
He apparently got his math wrong.
And the old measuring dose of the caffeine.
powder a little bit more than he was supposed to have.
So he ingested up to five grams of caffeine powder,
which is equivalent to about 200 cups of coffee.
That seems like to me, and I'm not a mathematician,
it seems like 200 cups of coffee at once is a little bit too much.
And it is.
And it was for Tom.
So he was using this caffeine powder that he was, you know, for workouts.
All right, he's Mr.
Mr. Health guy, Mr. Workout.
The recommended dose of caffeine powder is,
for best performance,
is between 60 and 300 milligrams.
But apparently his digital scale started,
had the screwdriver on the digital scale
when he was measuring.
And that's what.
where he went wrong.
The product didn't even come with a measuring scoop.
That's the problem.
They told you how much to use,
but they didn't come with a measuring scoop.
And it's their fault that you had a screwdriver
on the digital scale.
Damn it.
I mean, we'll see if that happens with the family.
But just be careful.
It's serious business now.
If you're into the caffeine powder,
make sure you have the proper way.
You know what?
This is a good rule of thumb anyway.
For years, you know,
that's why you have the triple B.
beams and the I beam scales, you know, to make sure that you've got the proper weight of things
when you're weighing things that need to be ingested.
So it's important that you have the proper weighing device when weighing merchandise that's going
to be ingested.
You can quote you on that.
Tom Mansfield, 29 years of age.
Dead.
Rest in peace.
Yeah, this story's got me a little torn from Pine Lakes Elementary School down in Florida, Pembroke Brines.
If this is Florida, I'm holding my hand here.
If this is Florida, Pembroke Brines is right down in here.
I mean, that looks like Florida, right?
Now, how did we decide I was going to do Florida?
Because Florida has the panhand.
Oh, I got to use this hand.
And this hand, I got to use both?
How do I point if I use both?
I think you've got to use a lower appendage.
You won't believe it.
and just you'll say
that's not Florida
so anyway
Pentbrook Pines
Pine Lakes Elementary
a teacher
was found in a day's
dry heaving
and verbally
unresponsive
after she got her ass kicked
from a five-year-old kid
okay so I'm kind of a little torn
I'm a little torn
I
okay so the story is
two students
four and five began throwing objects around the classroom
and at the teachers.
Then started flipping over chairs.
That is not good.
You're not supposed to be doing that as a student.
So one of the teachers took the five-year-old boy
into a smaller cool-down room.
Write your own jokes with that.
And that's where the student then attacked her.
All right, she said he used his fists and feet to hit his teacher according to the report.
Oh.
Okay.
I know.
So weird.
Now, the teacher, you know, somehow got on the school radio.
I guess she's, I guess they all have their special secret service.
I need help in a cool down room.
Room 202.
Room 202.
Cool down room.
I guess.
I don't know.
She got on the school radio and said she needed help.
The respondent officer found her sitting against the wall,
appearing to be faint state.
Okay, so the teacher needed the assistance,
it was clearly weak in days.
The officer requested a rescue unit to the school.
Okay.
Now, the police described the incident as an aggravated assault
with hands, fist, or feet.
All right, so they're going to drag the old five-year-old off to jail.
Yeah, no, that's not going to happen.
Nah, everything's fine.
Don't worry about it.
It's not going to be charged with anything.
He's just a five-year-old kid.
Leave him be.
Oh.
Okay.
A prosecutor's would have a difficult time
showing that this five-year-old boy
was able to distinguish right from wrong.
I'm thinking when I was five,
you knew what was right and wrong.
You did.
And, you know, when back in the day,
you got told what was right.
or wrong by neighbors and teachers.
And that's how you learned.
And I get the,
I don't know what's right or wrong.
Yeah, you do.
You know you're not supposed to be throwing chairs around
and starting to go after the teacher
with your hands, fists, or feet.
Now, let's back up for just a second.
All right.
Horrible situation.
You don't know what the problem is.
Perhaps, you know, perhaps these two kids are, you know,
special needs.
I don't know.
It doesn't say that in the story,
which makes me think
if they were, they would bring that to the forefront.
But, you know, I don't know.
Didn't say.
But, however,
I was just wondering,
what kind of weak teacher
is not throwing down this five-year-old
and saying,
back the hell off of me?
I mean, at least a whole,
Hold him. Right. Get him in a, get him in a hole. I got you in a hole. Get that kid in a hole.
Wrap him up. Wrap that kid. You're not going anywhere. Calm down. You need to calm down.
Right? You got it so you got something. I'm not saying fight the kid back. I'm not saying take your shoes off and beat the living crap out of the five year old. Although, but at least get him in a hole.
Wrap that arm up. Get that arm around. Get him into a hole.
and then pick him up and say it's okay Billy
I know you're a little upset
I don't know about what
but you need to calm down
okay
but do you let the kid beat the crap out of you like that
that's why I'm torrent
not sure
not sure what side to take on
I mean
I realize
you're not supposed to be beating up the teacher
perhaps the teacher
needed to you know
learn how to give somebody a hole
that's my new platform
running as a school board commissioner
every teacher should learn how to give a hole
probably wouldn't win
let's go to the break room
I need something cold to drink
desperately
so good
so yesterday we had the big Apple event
and I don't know what they called it
but it probably should have been called
the nickel and dime event
because all
all I got out of Apple was that they're just nickel and diamond you for everything.
So their latest, I'm not even going to, I mean, and they're getting into baseball.
They're getting into live baseball.
They're ready to spend billions on baseball.
There's not going to be any baseball.
The rich guys in baseball have decided that they don't want to play anymore.
So, okay.
Anyway, they're getting into some Friday night baseball, double headers,
and they're going to have some live events on Apple TV.
plus that will be coming whenever baseball arrives, if and when it ever arrives.
But I love the story about their new processor and their new desktop computer that's designed
to work with the new studio display monitor.
So the company builds the new monitor.
That starts at $1,59.
dollars as part of what it calls the ultimate studio experience the aluminum design is almost all
screen with narrow borders it can tilt 30 degrees and there's an optional four hundred
dollar stand that lets you adjust height okay so without that i get you into this i can get
you into this for uh 1500 bucks but you just got to lay it down on the floor
It doesn't come with a stand or anything.
The monitor has 5K resolution.
14.7 million pixels.
And can reach up to 600 nits in brightness.
I don't know that I've ever heard that before.
Nits.
600 nits in brightness.
But that's not all.
the premium nanotexture glass
option
will further reduce glare
you're not getting that for anything under 300 bucks though
so you're already up to
$2,300
for the ultimate studio experience
I'm guessing more than that actually because that's without
the computer right
So if you need the processor,
you're going to pay more than that.
So, okay.
I mean, the Scream's claim to fame
is an integrated camera and mic array
powered by an A-13 bionic chip.
There's a 12, nobody even knows what that is anymore,
do you?
Bionic man, $6 million man,
Steve Austin,
Lee Majors played the $6 million dollar man.
and whenever he would
they rebuilt him
they made him faster, stronger,
better than he was.
And he was able to do
you know,
bionic things with his bionic eyes.
He had a bionic eye.
Whenever he zoomed in on a
do-d-do-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-z-zum in
with his bionic eye.
Anyway, the,
there's a 12-m megapixel wide-range camera.
Think of that,
the $6 million-dollar man.
the $6 million man today
Well, he's got six toes
And that's what you get for $6 million
Oh, okay, great
All right
The camera also works with
Center Stage
Apple's video call tech
That follows you around the room
And the mic will allow a connected Mac
To respond to Hey Siri voice commands
So man
How much?
much do you love Apple now, huh?
Did we find out what a knit is?
A knit is the measurement of brightness of light.
I figured that.
One knit is equal to one candle power per square meter.
The sun at noon is rated at 1.6 billion nits.
So 600 nits is a little bit lower than the sun.
I don't know that you want the sun blasting you in the face from your Apple studio monitor.
But 600 nits.
What's an apple?
average, hey, computer expert.
Well, that's an average computer.
How many nits is blasted in my face?
Five.
That seems like it should be brighter.
It's definitely five.
It's definitely not a number.
I just made up on the spot.
So 600 is pretty bright then.
If you're used to five, I mean, okay.
All right.
Anyway, I mean, congratulations to Apple and all their success.
I hope you have more success in the future.
They've got billions of dollars in cash just sitting around.
I don't know what to do with.
Well, we're going to get into doing something live.
Okay.
All right.
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So I love how, when people are promoting things, that they try to tie into, you know, real,
other big events that they can snap that hand onto and make it feel like you're part of it.
But really, you're just promoting your thing.
So Donnie Osmond, you know them, you love them.
And the headline, I see the headline.
I'm thinking, Donnie Osmond calls Adele's decision to cancel Las Vegas residency.
One of the biggest decisions of her life.
Now, Donnie could have said, I think she was a stupid.
stupid idiot for canceling Vegas.
What is she thinking about?
Why would you do that?
I mean, you're just alienating your fans.
But he didn't.
But really, all Donnie wants you to do is come and see his show in Vegas.
I know exactly what she's going through.
First of all, the pressure is enormous.
That's why I love theater, the smaller theater,
and I could get very intimate with this show.
Oh.
Oh.
Okay.
So he's performing Tuesday through Saturday through November at Harris Showroom.
So it's a more intimate, Donnie Osmond, at Harris.
It's got the smaller room.
He doesn't understand.
I mean, it wasn't long ago, he and, uh, what's your face, sis, just canceled their Vegas show, right?
And so she must have been tired of working with him.
I've been working with you all my life, Don.
Okay, take you and your purple socks.
I got to go.
All right.
I'm out.
I got a weight loss thing to promote.
I got hubby back home.
I am out.
Take care.
So instead of going to Branson,
Donnie shows up for the Tuesday through Saturday gig
at a smaller theater,
more intimate at Harris in Vegas.
But he launches,
I love how they're just to latch on to Adele.
Got a comment about that,
get that in there.
Because, hey, I'm, you know, I get it.
I get it.
It's a big thing.
It's probably one of the most difficult decisions she's ever had to make.
But since she's not here,
why'd you come and see me at a smaller, more intimate setting?
And they'll have a little bit of fun at Harris, okay?
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Phil Collins didn't stand up during the Berlin show.
You know, I've done the Phil Collins story with him and the wife battle,
and Phil is not well.
He's hurting.
He's 71 now, but he's performing.
He's on the road, man.
Is he?
Yes, he is.
He's out there on stage.
Okay, so he's sitting down.
He doesn't necessarily...
The photograph of him.
Everybody was sending me the photograph,
because it's not that great of a photograph.
I mean, it does.
He looks not good.
He's just sitting in his chair holding the mic stand with the mic.
He looks really old and frail.
And he's been beat up the last few years.
He's only 71.
Only 71.
But he said that the fans love the show.
He said he can, you know, it's obviously his son can't play.
His son plays the drums because he can't play the drums anymore.
He's had arthritis really bad in his hands for a long time.
And then he had the back injury.
So, I mean, he's a certain dude, man.
and, you know, even with his health setbacks.
No.
Oh, man, Phil's not coughing and hacking, now.
He's got a vertebrae issue.
Okay.
Okay.
So back off Phil Collins, all right?
The fans still loved him.
And he said that his days are over.
He's not drumming anymore.
He can't hold any sticks.
And we know that already because he's been battling that.
And now he's, I think it's done now with this wife, finally.
I think finally he gave her one house down in South Florida and said,
Dear Lord, go away here.
Because Phil's, look, Phil's got enough money.
All right, he's got, there's, he's doing, this was supposed to have,
this tour was supposed to happen a couple years ago,
and then we ended, you know, the pandemic postponements.
These shows are all happening now.
So you still have a couple of years that have passed that, you know,
vertebrae issues are still there,
Phil.
And so, you know,
lucky to
not to be in a wheelchair out there
doing something.
But he's still performing and the fans seem to like it
at Berlin at the Mercedes-Benz Arena
in Berlin.
Doing his world tour
with his Genesis teammates.
I'm sorry, bandmates.
And so back off, okay?
Back off, Phil.
We mess with Phil Collins, man.
I don't really care.
I got enough emails about him looking bad, tired of looking at the picture.
I mean, maybe we do Who Died Today early.
Because it could happen soon.
I don't want it to happen.
And I'll be angry when it does happen.
I mean, he's 71 now.
When's Phil turning 72?
Does he make it to 72?
Maybe we've taken over and under on that.
Yeah, he just turned 71.
January 30th.
So, wow, January 30th.
We're almost birthday buddies.
Me and Phil Collins.
He's a lot younger than you, though, isn't he?
Well, yes, I'm just talking about the day, January, 30th,
mine's the 29th of January.
But it could, uh, oof, I mean, if you go by that picture,
and photographs don't do justice a lot of times.
Now, you know, some guy's on his phone at Mercedes Benz Arena,
Berlin snaps it at one shot, and the lightning's all.
You know, they're switching spotlights between musicians, bandmates.
Then he's just sitting in a chair singing.
I mean, he's still performing.
Don't give me the easy.
He is he? He's going on the world tour.
So I don't want to do a Who Died the Day early.
That jinxes people.
No, I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it.
Phil Collins is still alive.
Phil, Phil.
Phil, you okay?
Just get him on on stage.
He's got to perform.
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Under the heading, it's about time.
The insect that has caused widespread damage to trees and shrubs in the northeastern U.S. and eastern Canada since it was introduced to North America in the 1800s.
The Entomological Society of America.
I got it out.
Thank you.
Don't even reach for that button with the old...
Amorphophalus.
The Entomogical...
Now I can't even.
Amorphophilus.
Society of America announced...
that very insect is now formally the gypsy moth
it will now go by the name
spongy moth
so I mean
the trees and shrubs that it damaged
as the gypsy moth I'm sorry the
the G word moth
is that better is it okay
the G word moth
will now not happen it won't
do any damage to any of the trees or shrubs
because it's now the
spongy moth. I mean
I know the word
gypsy
is considered a derogatory
term for the
Romani people
but a little spongy
I mean nobody takes into
consideration for the old
SpongeBob's square pants
I don't know I don't know
so scientists who study
insects
of and Romani scholars
were involved in selecting the new name.
Now I remember when they first started talking about this
and they were taking proposals.
Now they claim that they had 200 proposals
and seven finalists.
I cannot find it.
And I did some search it.
I wanted the seven finalists.
I wanted the 200.
proposals. I cannot find
them. I went to every
entomological
society
betterment of there's this other website
these other people that are involved
in these proposals, the
betterment of getting rid of gypsy
names all over the world people.
I can't find the proposals
or the list of seven. I want to know what they
were. So when I find it, you
will know. Because I will
I want to know what the proposals
and what the seven finalists were. Because you can't
have it. He can't have the G word moth anymore. Now we knew at the same time they announced that they
were going to get rid of the gypsy moth name. Did I say it out loud again? Oh no, I am so sorry.
That's just the way I was raised. Uh, they were going to get rid of the gypsy aunt.
Not the lady or the lady that thinks she's the gypsy.
No, Alex's not around.
Take it easy.
So I got a new story on Alec Baldwin, too.
This guy.
So they were going to change the name of the gypsy.
The Better Common Names Project.
Better Common Names Project.
Now, these are the people I look at their website.
I cannot find the proposals in the seven violence.
Can't do it.
And so I've got to find it.
But they're part of the interior department getting rid of the S word.
all right, which is considered a derogatory word all over again
for Native American women
so we can't have the S word on any federal land or national monuments.
Now, when you're thinking to yourself,
how many monuments and land signs had squaw on it?
I mean the S word.
You know, so I saw, I found license plates.
So that's, I guess when you asked to have squaw put on
your license plate, they'll deny it.
Little stickers and there's
I know there's some
Squaw Creeks
and Squaw Mountains and stuff
those are all going to have to go away. Yeah, the Squaw
Creek skiing resorts
and stuff, that all have to go. I mean,
I don't even know if they're still around now.
Probably not. They probably
spray painted over, man.
It's just
Black Paint Creek.
Oh, okay.
And that used to be Squaw Creek?
Yes, it did, but we can't say that anymore.
Oh, okay, good.
So, I mean, we got that going for us.
We're going to, got that going for us.
So I don't want to hear you calling the gypsy moth.
The gypsy moth anymore.
It's the spongy moth.
And they haven't renamed the gypsy ant yet, I don't think.
So it's just an ant.
Just that end over there.
The ant formerly known as Gypsy.
I guess.
I don't know.
And then no more squaw.
No more S word.
We've got the G word.
We've got the S word.
I freaking hate the word police so much.
I can't take it.
I can't.
I can't.
I can't.
I'm done.
So they have found the oldest ancestor
to modern octopus.
It lived 328 million years ago.
it had 10 arms.
I don't know.
I guess you needed more arms back then.
I don't know.
So previously, they named this unknown species
psilocymopati.
S-Y don't, don't.
S-Y-L-L-L-I-P-O-P-O-D-I-A-M-O-D-I.
Amorphapalus.
IDini after President Joseph Biden.
I don't know if it's real.
I just know that's what it says in the story.
I saw it on the Internet.
That makes it real.
Okay?
So the discovery pushes back the time frame
when vampiropods,
the group to which cephalopods,
like octopus, belong.
So those appeared in the ocean 82 million years ago.
So the vampio rods, vampopods, are known for having eight legs.
An internal shell made of Scheiten.
C-H-I-T-I-N.
Amorphophalus.
And a, no.
That's.
And a soft body.
The last of which doesn't show up off.
in the fossil record.
I wonder why.
Because it tends to deteriorate more quickly
than hard structures like bone.
The well-preserved fossil was discovered
in Montana's Bear Gulch Limestone Formation.
Man, I tell you what,
every time I'm up in Montana,
I go digging around the Bear Galtz Limestone Formation.
Oh, man.
And it was donated to Canada's Royal Ontario Museum.
Why were we giving it to Canada?
So they found this back in 88.
They just didn't have a name for it.
In 88, I just give it to Canada.
Who cares?
Who cares?
So I don't know.
When did they name it after Biden, though?
That's awesome.
This is the first and only known vampiropod
to possess 10 functional appendages.
See?
At some point, they just stopped using them.
That's why they finally went away.
I had 10
I never used those
Now I quit using those back there
And then you know
A few hundred thousand maybe a million years later
The body was like
Well he never uses them
Why make them?
And so they didn't have 10 anymore
That's the way it works
I don't know if you know that's science
I know that
So a post-doctoral researcher
In the American Museum
of Natural History's Division of
paleontology and I mean that's
my favorite division in the
American Museum of Natural History
the Division of Paleontology
all previously
reported fossil vampio
pods
how do you say that vampio pods
preserving the appendages
only had eight arms so
there you go
I mean has the world
changed since we
now know that
the
The, uh,
Sil Cimopati.
Amorphophallus.
By Denny.
B-I-D-E-N-I.
Is in the world.
Are we better off for it?
You bet.
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If you know Elon Musk, ask him to stop by chewing the fat.
He can call me if he wants.
He doesn't have to come in person to the Blaze Media Studios or,
my house, although he could if he wanted to.
But,
I haven't called me.
And I'd like to talk to him.
I'd like to interview him for the show.
Not just, I mean, I would be happy to talk to him
if he would say, I'll talk to you, but I don't want to,
you know, no interviews, fine.
But I'd rather, you know, do it for the show.
I see where he has asked a judge now to throw out a settlement
that Tesla reached with the SEC,
Not the Southeastern Conference,
but the Securities and Exchange Commission.
In 2018, you know,
that required him to get some tweets pre-approved.
I'm sure he's really pissed about that.
Every time he's got to get tweets pre-approved.
How bad would that suck?
To get your tweets pre-approved?
I mean, it's bad enough to have to look at every tweet
that you tweet and think, yeah, okay, send.
I mean, and he's...
Pretty unfiltered on Twitter, and now he has to be, that's got to go away.
Elon, call me.
Love to talk to you about it.
Don't give me the dry your eyes.
I'm not crying for him.
He's fine.
He'll be all right.
I'm pretty sure.
I just think it's, you know, it's stupid.
They're pissed that he, you know, it was probably has to do with, I saw him tweet something the other day.
Gosh, what wasn't?
And I thought, ooh, either.
on. What are you saying?
Because it was
he had circled
companies and their NASDAQ
signs.
And I thought,
I was trying to think of what that meant.
You know what I mean? I mean, it had to
mean more than just
what he was saying. And I want
to know, I want him to call me. Let him know.
So, just saying.
And he probably didn't have that pre-approved, which is what
got him in trouble.
So,
Liz Wheeler
podcast
host
of a show called
The Liz Wheeler Show.
I know.
I saw where she
asked, she put out
a list.
And I'm okay with
she's missing one.
All right.
Her list is
the worst people.
She said this is my
definitive list of the
worst people.
Number one,
HOA rule enforcers.
I mean, that's, I'm okay with that.
And I did, and seriously, I talked about it earlier,
I did see, I didn't realize that this
neighborhood I'm living in now has the
HOA enforcer automobile.
It's not just somebody walking around.
I mean, that guy's driving around, taking notes.
I can find a quick way to put it into that.
No, no.
I'm not going to shoot anybody.
Tires, though.
Tires could go down.
So number two.
So I'm okay with that.
H-O-A rule enforcers, absolutely.
Number two.
Pet parents
who treat their pups like kids.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
This is Liz's definitive list of worst people.
People who leave the shade open on airplanes.
I mean, you know,
You got to let them steal, at least for takeoff, right?
At least for takeoff.
And then when you get up, dude, put that down, man.
What are you doing?
Oh, my kid wants to see out the window.
Tough.
Okay.
Number four, strangers who volunteer their VACs status.
I don't get that.
I don't really have that.
I mean, I can get where they'd be your worst people if it happens.
But I've never really have had that.
I mean, I guess maybe when it first started going down,
people were happy to say that they were vaccinated,
but I never had anyone.
Hi, I'm vaccinated.
We caught a lot of that on social media.
And, you know, the host of Pat Gray Unleashed,
I'm sorry, the producer of Pat Gray Unleased,
co-host, Keith Malinac,
found, you know, social media posts that were insane about the vaccinated,
being proud of being vaccinated, but I never had that.
Number five, pediatricians.
I mean, I don't know why they would be on your worst people.
They're all right, I guess, unless, because they're number six on the list.
Terrorists, but then in parentheses, but I repeat number one.
But she's missing.
She's missing the number one worst people on the planet.
Which, I mean, they're running neck and neck with the HOA rule enforcers.
And I've said this for a long time.
So, Liz, next time you make a list, want people to read your list,
be sure to put dentists on your list.
Okay.
Those dentists are criminals.
Dental school develops criminals.
Not only are they there to give humans pain,
and they love it as they drill into your jaw
and take pliers and yank things out of your jaw.
Then they go to criminal school on how to charge
and double charge and triple charge you at insurance companies.
They're criminals.
Criminals.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I don't know.
Oh, stop.
I don't, I am not saying that about dentists.
Well.
Oh, no, honey.
No, no, no, no.
I do not.
We're not endorsing that on the show.
No.
But they are dentists.
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