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Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher
Congratulations
to Elon Musk
and Grimes
for having a brand new
bouncing baby girl
Yes
Just a beautiful
cute little thing
Now this is Elon's
seventh child
So
And I was thinking
The other day
that Grimes didn't look pregnant.
You know, I saw the release of her, you know, having a baby
or them having a baby, Elon and Grimes.
And I thought, well, I don't remember the photos of her looking pregnant.
That's because she wasn't pregnant.
So apparently when you're not pregnant, you don't look like you're pregnant.
Well, some don't look like they're pregnant.
Some aren't pregnant and look like they're pregnant.
Anyway, you know, write your own fat jokes.
Anyway, so they're bouncing little baby girl through surrogate.
And I don't know that we've been introduced to the surrogate or not.
Elon's probably kept that on the down low.
But this is baby number seven for Elon.
Congratulations.
He has Griffin, Xavier, or Ex-Zavier, Ex-Zavier.
Kai, K-A-I, Saxon, Damien,
then the first child with Grimes is, I guess we're just calling him X, right?
And the new baby girl, Exa Dark Side Rail, S-I-D-E-R-A-E-L.
Amorpha-Falus.
No, no, that's not what they're calling her.
They're calling her why.
So, I don't know if that stands for.
Amorphalus.
Why?
You know, like, why?
Or it may stand for.
Amorpha fallacy.
I don't know.
I asked for Elon to, you know, get a hold of me.
There's another reason I want to talk to them.
I love the kids' names.
I know, you'd be a surprise.
But I do.
I'm a fan of naming your children, whatever the hell you want.
And, you know, anyway, welcome to the world.
Extra Dark Side Rail.
Or why?
Amorpha Fallis.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
You know, there are times when I'm at home now and I'm reading stories and I'm talking to my kids about different stories or yesterday.
Yesterday, as a matter of fact, I'm talking to my wife about some stupid story.
I don't remember what story it was.
But there was some names that I was, you know, that I would start going, oh, I'm not quite sure how to say that.
And I'm wishing I had the amorphalas sound.
I always had like right in the middle of that, you know, just talking to my wife.
I can't, I don't know how to pronounce his.
Amorpha fallon.
And then be done.
Let's move on.
So I just say it now.
I just say it and I can't without having a struggle.
I'm telling somebody a story.
I'm reading somebody a story.
My father-in-law is sitting across the table, drinking a cup of coffee and we're talking about a story.
And I'm going through a story and I can't have.
I have to slow down for the pronunciation.
I'm just like, a morpho phallis.
Oh, that's where I'm at now.
You know, I know.
I know.
I know it's just me.
I got it.
I got it.
You know that one year ago today,
today's an anniversary day, man, wow.
I mean, one year ago today,
we had the NFT titled Every Days,
the first 5,000 days by Mike Winkleman.
Man, was it great?
I mean, it actually was because it sold for $69 million.
And so, and it's the largest sale for an NFT.
and now, I mean, NFTs sales hit $17.7 billion in 2021.
Wow.
I need a chewing the fat NFT, man.
I don't know what it needs to be, but it needs to be it.
Amorph a phallus.
Yes.
That's what it needs to be in amorphalus NFT.
So that's what it needs to happen.
And then two years ago, today, since today is,
well, it's an anniversary day.
The World Health Organization declared the COVID-19 outbreak
a global pandemic.
Oh, yay, we're still in a pandemic.
Yay!
Right.
It's been two years.
I thought we were out of it right now, but new.
So the who, yeah, them.
the World Health Organization,
has been meeting every three months
to decide whether or not
to continue calling COVID a pandemic.
So I guess the group is expected
to keep the label through April
and most likely June as well,
according to this story.
And with a number of programs
that directly help low-income countries.
Good.
We've got to keep that strong.
But if the WHO removes the label,
then the help for low-income nations for vaccination rates could just drop off dramatically.
We can't have that.
Anyway, happy anniversary to the NFTs and to the pandemic label of COVID-19.
They said they were going to keep the, probably through April or June,
but good news from the TSA
as they extended the mask mandate
through April 18th
that's good, good for them.
That's great if you're flying.
You know, I keep hearing
the airlines whining about the customers,
you know, the flyers,
and I see the videos of getting
guys getting kicked off the plane for wearing
his Let's Go Brandon mask.
And I see the guy,
the one guy just got kicked off of a jet blue
for wearing
some kind of sweatshirt.
I think the sweatshirt said
Joe Biden.
Pretty sure the sweatshirt said that.
Now, if I'm on the same plane with that guy,
I'm fist bumping him as I'm walking by
and moving on with my life.
The guy wants to wear a sweatshirt with
Joe Biden on it.
I'm okay with that.
I guess that's just me.
But they still have a,
they have got a long list of what masks can and cannot be worn on these airlines.
And the different airlines have different masks on their lists.
I mean, okay, enough now.
Perhaps, perhaps the crossing guard mentality of the airline flight attendants
would calm down a little too.
so it would be less confrontational.
Just the thought from me.
And whatever.
I know you guys got the rules
and we're not supposed to fight you at all
and we're not allowing you to fly on these planes.
And, you know, the last one with the guy with the
Let's Go branded mask,
thought I was going to say it again, didn't you?
The Let's Go Brandon Mask,
he was on JetBlue.
I don't know if it was the same flight.
I don't think it was, but I don't know for sure.
where the JetBlue pilot was removed for being too drunk.
So is that a problem?
No.
I'd be so pissed.
The flight was delayed for four hours.
I mean, at some point you're like,
can the dude still fly?
I mean, is he sobered up enough by now?
Let him buy.
Let's go.
Let's get this thing moving.
So he's flying from, I think it was Buffalo.
James Clifton, 54,
appeared to be intoxicated
when passing through security at Buffalo, right.
And so they were like,
I think the pilot on the flight,
he was drunk, you guys want to stop by,
you know, let me check it out a little bit,
see it so it's okay.
So he was removed from the cockpit.
He's already on the plane.
He was removed from the cockpit,
given a breath of,
fertilizer registered a 0.17 blood alcohol level.
Now, apparently, that's bad.
It was over four times the legal limit to fly.
So they allow you, if he'd have been 0.04,
no problem, we're taking this thing off, let's go.
But no.
He was 0.17.
I mean, I get that's higher than 0.0.7.
But technically to me that's still zero
That's not how that works Jeff
It is to me
It is to me because I want to get to my destination
Okay, so it's a couple of points difference. It's still zero
Let the guy fly
So they drug him off and then they got to wait to get another pilot to show up
Hopefully he's under the 0.04
limit and we can take off to Fort Lauderdale, but they finally did get it for four hours.
So the FAA's drug and alcohol testing regulations claim that pilots are prohibited from consuming
alcohol within eight hours of flying.
I guess that seems fair.
It seems fair.
And every time I hear these stories, I think,
of my main man, Danzel Washington,
in his movie, Flight.
I love that movie, and he finally,
he finally, you know, cops do it at the end.
I don't know, this is a spoiler.
I know, I'm sorry.
But the scene when he's drunk,
or, you know, you think he's drunk,
when the plane is flying upside down and crashes and stuff,
it's awesome.
That's a really good scene.
I love the, you know, the ambulance has taken the one guy out of the car, out of the house,
and the plane flies over upside down above the neighborhood.
I mean, if that's a flame, I mean, I'm in the flight path at my house right now.
And there are times when those babies are low.
Like, I feel like sometimes they're not supposed to be that low.
I don't know what they're doing.
maybe 0.06 and not 4, I don't know.
I just feel like from time to time I look up and I'm like,
I don't think you're supposed to be that low.
But if it was upside down,
oh, my wife would be really upset that she wasn't out there to take pictures of it.
That's for sure.
I mean, you're grabbing your phone.
You're taking pictures.
When you got United Flight 1-1-1-1 upside down over the neighborhood,
probably an issue.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately as it is anyway.
That could be chilled more.
I'm just saying it wasn't quite as refreshing as I was hoping.
That's Friday though.
I mean, if you're listening live, it's the 11th of, what is?
It's March already?
March 11th, 2022.
Oh my gosh.
It's time change.
weekend. Holy cow. I wish I would have thought about it earlier because I would have
started, you know, I would have changed my clocks already. That's how you, that's how you beat
time change. Yeah, you change your clocks earlier, a few days earlier. I'm going to have to do it
today, but I would have done it, you know, midweek. And then that way you're all you're just into it.
You have that one day in the middle of the week that kind of screws you up a little bit, but not bad.
You know, the day that you really don't have to have an exact time. So that's what I'm saying,
if you were still, you know, had to have an exact time up until the weekend.
Now's the time before Sunday at 2 a.m.
Change that clock, man.
Start living on that new time.
Actually, I'm almost not joking.
Set those clocks, man.
Do you have any that you set manually?
You have the coffee maker?
I have the oven clock, right?
And I think that's it.
The rest of them are all.
done digitally so you get it. They're all,
that's all Wi-Fi driven. The changes
on their own, right? Oh, Microwave.
Do you have the microwave, and you
have the, uh,
you have the oven,
and you have the coffee maker.
And I guess some of you still wear
those watches, who I don't know,
wears watches anymore.
Whatever.
Uh, you know, we, uh, we talked to you about how the
fit bits were burning your wrists anyway,
so get those things off your wrist. What kind of,
what are you thinking? I used to love watches.
I do, I know I still love watches,
but I just don't see any purpose for them anymore.
And unless you're somebody like,
I don't know,
Elon Musk,
Glenn Beck, Mr.
collection of watches.
I've looked at,
I've,
he's shown me a stupid collection from time to time.
It's just agonizing.
And you see him,
if you watch Blaze TV,
you see him every so often he brings in the different,
the one that's the size of the Eiffel freaking tower.
Then he's got ones that are sizes
of the freaking, you know,
a semi-trailer
on his wrist.
But there's a few that he has that are,
you know, really,
really nice.
They're worth more than, you know,
four bucks.
Anyway, when the clock strikes 2 a.m. on Sunday,
that's daylight savings time.
Yay!
And so it's, I guess it's,
we spring ahead.
Yay!
Yay!
So that's why,
you to just change your clocks right now.
Just change them right now.
I don't know that you can, you know,
if you could digitally change your phones, go ahead,
but I don't think you can because the,
I'm sure there's a,
sure, Jeff, all you have to do is go into settings
and then hit hold for three seconds,
and then click the right button
on the left side of your phone,
and then hold the right and left button
on the right and left side of your phone for 30 seconds,
and then you can digitally change the clock,
and then make sure you hold it again
after you're all done and it won't change back.
Okay, I got it.
But I get thanks for the help.
I appreciate it.
But anyway, the clock said you can change, change.
You can quote me on that.
Clock such you can change.
Change.
You know, I realize that crime is changing
and you know we have it would seem that we have capabilities to stop more crime than ever yet
crime is still prevalent around the world weird how that happens and that's a whole other story
I see where in London at least in one part of London one of the most camera cities in the
world that cameras on every street corner two or three of them
They're now using facial recognition software with those cameras as well.
We'll see how much crime that stops.
See if it actually works.
I mean, the new technology is better and better.
But it got me thinking, and I don't know what we were talking about off podcast.
But it got me thinking, you know how you watch TV shows
and they make you feel bad about not helping the police to catch the bad guy?
because, you know, the police will come to your house
and they'll say they'll want to come in
and the person will go, you know, you got a warrant
and they, you know, they make that person
like the bad guy for not letting the police in.
You know, well, we don't have a warrant
and we could go get one, but it'd be better for everyone
if we could just get in and search your house.
And, you know, but they, you're supposed to,
all right, go ahead.
Yeah, how about no?
how about you go get the warrant?
I mean, that was the rules.
And I'm not a bad guy.
And I was thinking about that the other day.
I was watching one of the stupid shows that I watch.
And which one?
I might have been FBI.
Might have been FBI.
Because I told you, the FBI Most Wanted guy is finally gone.
We talked about it yesterday.
Anyway, the, so I was watching one of the stupid FBI's.
And they're chasing a guy, and they chase him through a building.
And they come out the other side, and he's gone.
and there's two guys off on the loading dock in this construction area
and he looks at him like where the guy go?
And the one guy goes, don't tell them, man.
Don't tell him, say anything to them.
And so they make him look like the bad guy.
They make these two guys look like the bad guy.
But the one guy's like, I'm not telling them that those guys anything.
I don't know where he went.
So think fast out there, man.
if you, no matter where you're at, when the police come barging through
and ask which way the guy went past you,
be sure you want to tell them.
Or just, you know, shrug your shoulders.
Give them that look of, speaking of TV shows,
I saw where they mentioned 1883 is not going to have a second season.
but they are going to add episodes.
So,
I'm not really sure,
because the executive producer
said,
hey, don't expect a season two,
but the story is going to continue.
Okay, thank you, David.
I mean, I was surprised
that it ended the way it did, actually,
because,
well if you haven't seen it
this will be a spoiler alert but
it's 10 episodes
it's been over now for a couple of weeks
get over it if you haven't seen it
but I was surprised
that they you know first of them
so many people died
on this road from Fort Worth
Texas to
Montana and Oregon
so many of them died
just amazing I mean there's a drop
on like flies
man.
Like it really was, Jeff.
Okay, I know.
But then at the end,
you know,
Sam Elliott,
the one,
he gets to the end
and then he kills himself?
I know what that's,
I mean, I know that he was,
his vision was in the beginning
was that his wife and daughter
died of smallpox.
And then he was going,
this was his last trip
before they,
before the country was not the country he loved.
Remember the one episode they talked about barbed wire?
He had never seen it before.
And the one guy said they're getting ready to,
it's going to be cut off the whole country.
They're just squaring it off with fencing.
And that's why these people were going to Oregon
because that part of the country,
the northwest, was the last free.
land. If you went up there, you could stake your land, stake your property, and it was yours, right?
If you went other places, you end up working for other people, and you can't, you're not getting
anything that's yours without working for it.
I got to rethink that for a second.
That's the way it was.
Anyway, that was our friend.
doing for illegal aliens only they were legal aliens anyway we were giving them free land just go up
there but they had to make it right and they were going through the lands and they had already in 1883 they'd
already made peace with the indians uh-huh and uh right all right and so anyway it was just uh
so now he says and so at the end of it i'm thinking they show the couple people that survived
together getting their land,
getting their stake in what I assume
was Oregon. And we never did get to see,
we got to see a little bit of where
John Dutton would end up for Yellowstone
because that's where his daughter died.
So I thought a couple people died that I thought for sure would die.
And even if you knew the daughter wasn't going to die
until they got to the space in Yellowstone, right?
And she died on the property,
or she found the place.
But then,
I mean, if you're going to have a season two,
Taylor Sheridan should have called me.
Because I've got a couple of ideas that should have happened,
how the show should have went and ended,
which would have then extended the way season two,
you could have a season two, 1884.
Maybe that's it.
It's not going to be.
That's it.
1883 has done.
The new show, 1884.
Because they have the new one they listed.
They were going to start doing the 1931, right?
That's 1932.
It was another prequel to Yellowstone.
So, I mean, you still got 1894.
And then 1895.
I mean, you're welcome, Paramount Plus.
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So as we're recording, chewing the fat today, here at the Mercury Studios, Blaze Radio Network
Studios, Blaze Television Network Studios, whatever studios these are called.
In this room, I have four television screens that I can see.
And one of them, for some reason, the last two days I've been in this.
building has been set to
Fox 4 in Dallas
the local Fox
affiliate.
And so I'm catching the local
morning shows. I know what happens.
Somebody in the building
likes the one morning show
co-host here in Dallas.
And she's a, you know,
I'm not opposed to
looking at her. It's fine.
What's her name again?
I forget. I just started to follow.
on her Instagram.
Amorphopalus.
Oh, no, she is not a morpho phallis.
Yeah, Hannah Butta here in Dallas.
It's just works on their morning show.
Five hours that morning show is.
It's like forever.
I mean, the first, on Wednesday when I'm here,
because I record here in the studios,
Wednesday and Fridays normally,
on a regular week.
And it was on their Wednesday.
And I was thinking, like I'm watching at the end of
What I know now is the end of their show?
I'm thinking, wow, she's looking a little tired.
You're looking a little tired.
Why is she still on there?
I'm thinking five hours.
No wonder she's looking a little tired.
He's wiped out.
Anyway, so Wednesday, I see where Kelly and Ryan show come on.
Which, you know, I have not watched.
I've not been in a doctor's office in quite some time.
So I haven't seen the Kelly and Ryan show in a long time.
But where be Kelly?
She's not there.
And so I come to find out, I guess she has taken some.
you know, a month or two off to travel and needed some relaxation or whatever.
I don't know.
Whatever.
And so Ryan was there with some co-host that looked like a peacock.
I don't know what kind of outfit she was wearing.
I mean, I'm fashion, but I just like, whoa, someone told you that looked good.
It wasn't me.
Anyway, and so I'm thinking today as I'm sitting here and I see the open for Kelly and Ryan.
It's a previously recorded show with Kelly.
So, I mean, they didn't even want to put
to fill in in on a Friday.
That's not good.
We're doing the best of.
I'm sorry, I previously recorded.
Anyway, that's where my stupid head is at.
And I would not watch Kelly and Ryan, you know, at the house at home.
I've got other things to watch.
I've got other things to catch up on.
But, you know, I...
Okay, so...
All right, so I follow Kelly on Instagram, okay?
I like to have an idea of what's going on, okay?
Leave me alone.
Anyway, all right.
Enough of where be Kelly?
Where be Kelly at?
Because now we know where Kelly is at.
So this past week also has brought to light a couple of judges.
You know, we badmouth judges quite a lot that make, you know,
horrible decisions and let people all...
and let them walk on things that really shouldn't let them walk on.
Perhaps you ought to keep them.
You know, don't let them walk without any bail.
Or maybe raise the bail up a little bit.
Make it worth their while to be free.
But some judges, you know, makes you feel kind of good and warm inside.
Like the child killer who was telling the judge,
hey, the police were disrespecting me
during their investigation
and the judge said
get over it
now if you're that guy
you don't want to hear that
but as a person that
you know
am very sad and disappointed
that this guy killed a police officer
get over it
I get out of my courtroom
I'm all good with that
and then we have the
Jesse Smollett
judge
and the Jesse Smollett ruling yesterday.
Judge James Lynn,
Circuit Court Associate Judge James B. Lynn.
And he sentenced the former Empire actor, Jesse Smollett,
150 days in jail.
First of all, he, first of all,
before we get to what the sentence, the full sentence was,
150 days of jail, 30-month probation,
$120,000.
more than $120,000, $120,000 and $106 or something
in restitution and $25,000 fine.
And then, you know, the 150 days of jail.
Now, he read off the 30 months probation first federal probation.
And you can go anywhere you want on probation.
You know, you don't have to stay here.
I know for your work, you know, you're going to have to travel.
So you can go anywhere.
You just call in, check in with your probation officer.
And then, you know, the final.
you get $120,000, $106
and then $25,000 fine.
Oh, yeah, by the way,
150 days in jail.
It was awesome.
I mean, Jesse did not think he was going to jail, man.
And so,
the judge,
James Lynn,
while I will say
made me happy with his sentencing,
and probably, people,
if you may think that he got off easy
for this hate crime,
I mean, or this alleged,
you know, botched H-crime hoax.
The judge went through the whole litany of the timeline
and what constant, why would Jesse do that,
go to his dark side.
You know, he had done all this social justice work
and all these people stood up for him
and he was really a good guy,
but then, you know, he decided to go to this dark side
all for, you know, just notoriety.
And so, you know, I feel like the judge gave him,
quite a bit of
backslap, a good job
instead of sending him to jail
longer. But
Jesse was not happy.
As soon as that,
I watched that whole thing and it looked like he was, I watched
that whole thing and it looked like he was, he was
just standing there, you know, stiff and in his suit and his
mask on. And he was, you know, I guess he'd welled up
with some of the, I couldn't take all
the testimony. I started out
stream watching all the testimony. I thought,
okay, okay. I want to take all these
people telling me how good Jesse is.
But the judge, you know,
the judge was there for him, good for him.
And that's what the judge
does. He's got to sit through it all.
Fine, I'll look for it. I'll look for it.
But it's been three years now. Holy cow,
enough is enough. And that's where the judge
is at. He wasted all these people's time.
And I loved
his part where he talked about
maligning, you know, the Chicago
police department, much maligned
Chicago Police Department.
And then he kind of maligned him himself
because he was like the much maligned
Chicago Police Department.
I mean, the homicide department, I'd put up
against any homicide department
around the country.
But he didn't mention, you know, like, the regular
beat cops, screw them, they suck.
The homicide cop.
Anyway, just kind of
me chuckling. Another thing
before we get to Jesse
and how his
his attitude for the sentencing.
Judge, dude, that's a big case.
Get a haircut, bro.
What do you do?
I mean, you're a circuit court associate judge.
I mean, bro.
Maybe you're doing a fundraiser kind of thing.
Like, I understand that personally.
I understand. I don't know.
It didn't say anything on the screen.
Like, donate to the judges.
Our rescue fund.
He's going to shave his head next month and say that.
I mean, it would be cool if it did.
Or the judge just put a little note sign up on the judge's stand.
But it didn't happen.
So I'm just saying, you know, maybe he's got a girlfriend that likes the long hair or boyfriend.
I'm not judging.
I mean, I guess one could make the argument that he wasn't wearing a wedding band.
One could make the argument that he doesn't wear one in public like that.
on the stand, you know, he doesn't want
to get his family involved in
in the trials.
Maybe. Maybe
he lost a spouse and she
was the one that cut his hair or he
but get a haircut, man. Find
a way. Do something, bro.
You know, put a hat on something.
It didn't look that good.
But I liked you. I liked you,
okay? If that's what you like,
bless your heart. Good for you.
I'm just saying that normally
Judge May
Maybe you know, man
I like him even more now.
Now that I'm thinking about it,
screw off, it's my
courtroom, this is my bench,
and I'll wear my hair any damn well
I want, okay?
So after he told Jesse,
yeah, you're going to serve
150 days in jail.
And
Jesse was not happy.
And then his
they went through everything.
His attorneys went through
all the procedural matters.
And he was like, you're going to file a appeal?
Yeah, we're going to file that.
The judge is, we're going to file appeal?
Yeah.
And are you going to be the attorney of record?
Do we, is that, is that in the clip that we have?
So I've got, okay, I think it is.
So here's Jesse upset after getting the 30 months of probation, $120,106 in fines.
I think it's a, how do we'll see what he says here, 120,106, I think.
and a fines of 25,000,
120 is restitution to the police department.
And then he's got to have another thing
that is never listen to any of these stories.
Statutory.
You have to do it.
DNA.
I'll send somebody over to help you out with that.
Don't worry.
But Jesse was not a happy man.
I am not suicide.
What's that?
That's what I was like to say.
Okay.
I am not suicide.
Well, there's a second.
The judge is like,
Okay. I am not suicidal. I am not suicidal. Okay.
Suicide. I am innocent and I am not suicide. Oh no honey. If I did this then it means that I stuck my fist in the fears of black Americans in this country for over four years and the fears of the LGBTQ community. Your honor, I respect you and I respect the jury. But I did not do this and I am not suicidal and if anything happens to me when I go in there,
I did not do it to myself, and you must all know that.
I respect you, Your Honor.
Yeah, do you?
Do you?
Jail time?
Jussie.
Yeah, see, pause it for a second.
He thought for sure he was going to walk.
You know, the probation he was fine with.
His attorney said, you're going to get probation.
You're going to do all this.
He's not going to give you any jail time.
You're Jesse Smollett.
They're not going to give you any jail time.
Okay.
Mr. Uchay, let me inquire.
Are there any post-sentencing motions you care to present right now?
Yes, Judge.
Yes, Ms. Goodell.
The defense would wish to present a motion to reconsider sentence.
All right.
Okay, yeah, no problem.
It is timely filed.
Thank you, Judge.
And let me say, I've obviously considered the sentence at great length.
And it's timely filed, so it's preserved for purposes of appeal.
Motion to reconsider sentences, respectfully denied.
Yeah, thanks for bringing that up and follow it.
Is there another?
You got another one back there?
Anything else?
Two second.
Is there going to be a notice of appeal filed?
Yes, Judge.
Are you going to be the...
Pause it for just a second.
This guy's been working for Jesse for nothing, I think.
I think this was all pro bono,
because that's what the judge was talking about
when he was going through the timeline
of how many man hours that Jesse cost,
the police department, the public defender's office,
the attorney generals, all these people,
all the man hours and time and money that had affected.
And he talked about, and I think it was this guy,
who was doing it pro bono
and how many man hours were
wasted, or not wasted, but
worked on for
no money. And so
the lawyer now is thinking,
all right, I'm out of here. I can go start making some money.
Even the Jesse profile, high profile
case, we didn't plan on it going for three years.
We wanted this thing to wrap up in a couple of months and then we were done.
But no. And so
he puts him on, puts him on,
count. You're going to be the attorney for this
appeal?
You're doing it in standard, and are you going to be handling the appeal?
Well, now we've got to know.
Well, you have to commit to handling the appeal to the appellate court.
Okay, stop for just a second. See, he didn't say, hey, we got to know, bro.
But if I, this is my, you know, my bench.
We got to know, bro.
All right, those appeal may be filed. Charlotte, and now I need the prosecutors to work with Charlotte, the probation officer.
All over the thing.
Work out probation specifications with the conditions I've just explained.
150 days in the county jail, the restitution, the fines.
Oh, and also statutory DNA and cost are ordered as well.
That's statutory.
So you have to fill out the probation specifications, and I'm going to get somebody to help you do that.
But we need to get that done in Stamter.
I'm not doing it.
Anything else today?
Yes.
In light of the notice of appeal, he would ask the shooting suspend the jail sentence.
Aha. Pause.
Now, I love these defense attorneys because, man, you want them on your side when you're in trouble.
No question.
You want them on your side.
But he already said, his notice of appeals, yeah, I heard all you talk.
No, I'm not getting rid of anything.
We're not going to postpone any of this.
Okay.
It's respectfully denied.
One more thing?
Oh, okay, go ahead.
Do what?
Do what?
Did I do what?
Suspend the jail sentence.
Suspend the jail sentence.
That would be respectfully denied.
Yes, Mark.
Mr. Lewis.
If you can be stayed in light of our
no, no, no, no.
The wheels of justice turn slowly
and sometimes the hammer justice has to fall
and it's falling right here right now.
I'm not staying this.
This happens right here right now.
Think about it.
I mean, boom.
The wheels, no.
maybe you didn't freaking hear me bro
I mean how many times I got it
he didn't say bro
that's me
the wheels of justice
turned slowly
and sometimes the hammer
of justice has to fall
and it's falling right here
right now
I'm not staying this
this happens right here
right now
boom
think about it
and Jesse was still
as they were dragging him out of the courtroom
he's still hollering and whining about being innocent and I would have said I was guilty already if I was guilty.
Would you?
Would you just?
I mean, it's time.
We've gone through all this.
We've gone through the whole trial and all this, all the mountain of evidence that proves your guilt.
Maybe it's time.
I mean, I've always said you never admit guilt.
But at some point, maybe you have to.
Nah.
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How about we play What's the Lie?
How about we do that?
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's time for What's the Lie here on Chewing the Fat?
A game where,
I like to we work this game again.
Oh, yeah, we pick four headlines,
and one of them is a lie.
Now we have a bring a contestant in,
and that contestant listens to the headlines
and then tells us which one
that particular contestant, he or she.
Now come to think of it, we haven't had really a she.
Well, we'll ask how this one identifies
when we pick a contestant,
and they listen to the four headlines
and choose which one they think is the lie.
If it's correct, correct or correct,
They win a brand new.
So let's see who our contestant is.
Corby.
Corby is our contestant on What's the Lie?
Corby, come on down.
Welcome to What's the Lie.
Thank you, Jeffie.
It's so good to be here.
You sound excited.
We're happy to have you.
So are you ready to play What's the Lie?
I guess.
Let's do this thing.
Here's your four headlines on What's the Lie?
Lie. Headline number one.
Man used COVID loan to buy
Pokemon card, sentenced to prison.
Headline number two.
Cameron Diaz
claims she doesn't care what she looks like anymore.
Giant headline number three.
Giant spiders expected to drop from the sky
across the East Coast this spring.
Headline number four.
New Academy Awards proposal.
would have the Oscar statue
made from 100%
recyclable plastic.
Those are your four headlines, Corby.
Now, take your time to figure out
what's the lie.
Headline number one, man used COVID loan
to buy Pokemon card, sentenced to prison.
Headline number two, Cameron Diaz,
claims she doesn't care what she looks like anymore.
Headline number three,
giant spiders expected to drop from the sky
across the East Coast this spring.
Headline number four,
new Academy Awards proposal
would have the Oscar statue made
from 100% recyclable plastic.
Corby,
are you ready to choose?
What's the lie?
I'm going to go with number two?
No!
Oh, darn the luck.
We wanted you to win today
so, so,
bad, but no.
So thanks for
playing What's the Lie. You chose
Cameron Diaz claimed she doesn't care
about what she looks like anymore. She
did say that.
I'll give you that I doubt it's true
because camera
still is looking darn good
these days, hawking her
wine or whatever she's trying to sell.
But she's claimed she doesn't care
how she looks anymore.
So here's a copy of the home game
Corby. What's the lie?
get on out of here
thanks for listening to
What's the Lie?
A chewing the fat production
I don't know why I keep doing this stupid game
So
I tell you
This actually
When I was looking at these headlines
I thought
I mean that should be real
The one that's a lie should be real
It's the
I know you want me to tell you
I know you're chomping at the bit
Is it chomping or champing?
Anyway
Don't get me started on horses
Don't do it
Don't do it
I'm serious
I'm not talking about her either
Okay
We're not doing a queen show
Anyway the Academy Awards
Making the Oscar statue
It made from 100% recyclable
Why aren't they doing that
All those dingleberries
They should be doing that
Oh, I know.
Maybe it's because they like the, you know, it's made of, uh, with 24 coal.
It's bronze with gold plated is what it's made of now.
So it's not even, I mean, it could be a plastic bottle.
I don't care.
It's just the Oscar, right?
And I was reading as I was reading about the Oscar.
Because I thought, oh, why don't they make that with that?
So Emilio El Indio Fernandez.
Emilio El Indio Fernandez.
Amorpha fallas.
A very well-known Mexican actor and filmmaker
is who they claim,
who's used the nickname
The Indian,
believe that it was his body.
He claimed that he was the model for the trophy
of the Oscar.
I know.
And I don't remember
the Indian,
but I guess, you know,
he was the one.
And I wondered why they called it
Oscar. I figured, you know,
there's got to be some
there's got to be some actor
or actress that used
to be of the nickname Oscar, right?
Nope.
Common folklore has it that
the first ever librarian
at the
Academy of Motion Pictures and Arts and Science
who eventually
became the executive director
Margaret Herrick.
She once said,
that statue resembles my uncle Oscar.
And so they adopted.
And then in 1939,
they were like,
let's call it the Oscar too.
Yeah,
Margaret thinks it looks like her uncle.
Okay, that's what we're going to start calling it.
What a bunch of doofuses.
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