Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 833 | Didn’t Know It Was A Thing?...

Episode Date: March 18, 2022

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She went missing about a year ago. And for those of you that thought, oh, well, she went on her anti-Putin social media rant and then didn't show up at the next few events and been missing ever since. It's Vladimir's fault. Wow. Are you wrong? Okay. Her ex-boyfriend, Dimitri, said that I strangled her. Yeah, Greta.

Yeah, I couldn't take her anymore. That's not funny. Stah, I'm not laughing. He's now confessed. He said he strangled her before driving her 300 miles to this region where they found her in Russia and he put her in the trunk of his car

after he stuffed her into a suitcase. He said that he stayed with the body stuffed in a suitcase for a few days in a hotel. And then he also continued to post on her social media account so that people would still think that she was alive. So it had absolutely nothing. Oh my gosh, are you dumb with Vladimir Putin?

I mean, it was the boyfriend. And he's confessed, so it couldn't have had anything to do with Vladimir Putin. Duh. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Well, it's soon to be springtime in America. Yes, I know. coming up on the 20th of March

2022 at 1133am the sun will cross the equator on its way northward and we will have springtime for those of you listening live or not listening live today is the 18th of March 22 so you still have a couple of days of winter left but climate change has already made allergy season longer and pollen counts higher.

So, you know, just don't think that springtime is going to be better or worse because it's already longer and higher. It's not going to be better or worse, but it is going to be longer and higher. Okay. There's a few jokes in there, and I'll let you go ahead and write them yourself. Climate scientists at the University of Michigan looked at 15 different plant pollen. in the United States and use computer simulations to calculate how much worse allergy season will likely get by the year 2100. It's enough to make allergy sufferers even more red-eyed.

Warmer weather allows plants to start blooming earlier and keeps them blooming later. Oh, okay. And it's already happening, according to a study a year ago, from different researchers that found, from 1990 to 2018, pollen has increased in allergy season is starting earlier. So, and this, these studies also wrote in them that it's, uh, with much of it, much of it, not all of it, but much of it is because of climate change. So additional carbon dioxide in the air from burning fuels,

such as coal, gasoline, and natural gas helps plant produce more pollen. Oh yes, of course. So not only is it climate change. It's also you bastards and your fossil fuels. So how about you stop using them? Huh? I mean, we're already restricting their use, you know, around the globe.

I saw where Alex Epstein tweeted the cause of Europe's energy and security and he's specifically talking about Europe, of course, was that it rendered, which rendered it impotent against Putin. When you restrict domestic fossil fuel production on the false promise of replacement by unreliable solar and wind,

you become dangerously dependent on foreign production. Eh, thank you. You're no kidding. Alex stating facts on top of facts. I know I usually don't try to bog you down with facts on this show, but I just felt like it sounded awful familiar to me. Let's see, let me read that again. When you restrict domestic fossil fuel production on the false promise of replacement by

unreliable solar and wind, you become dangerously dependent on foreign production. Man, now he's, like I said, specifically talking about Europe, but, man, does that sound familiar. I don't know exactly where. Where I heard that before, but it sounds familiar. Also, speaking of energy dependence and, you know, high prices and inflation and everything else, I know that, you know, there was a story last week about Americans filling up gas tanks in Mexico. If you live along the border, you're able to, you know, shoot over to Mexico and fill up your gas tanks because it's a little bit cheaper in Mexico than it is here now, which amazing. Then I saw a story in, uh, huge.

where this minivan would go to gas stations and inside the minivan had a storage tank this is what makes america great by the way ingenuity so the minivan pulls up in the gas stations over the gas tanks and just kind of sits there and then they you know open up the tank the ground tanks and to suck out the gas so they're stealing they're stealing gas from the gas stations that is I mean, completely illegal and wrong, but awesome. That's smart thinking right there. And then we get the story from DFW where people are selling gas from their house. Wait, what?

Yeah. So they're saying that this is, you know, gasoline that is stolen. Oh, okay. So police raided a property in Oak Cliff, which is part of DFW. they found the house was being used as a gas station and heaven forbid that that happens. And, you know, look, I know, I don't want a gas station next to my house. It can blow up, especially if it's not a real one and have every, you know, all the mandates that are supposed to happen with the gas.

I know, I got it. It'll be okay. Okay. They said that hundreds of gallons of gas were being pumped into an actual gas pump on the property. They busted it back in June, and it was still, you know, an ongoing operation. That is awesome. That is what makes America great right there. The garage door would open, the hose would come out, they would start filling up.

So the suspects were using a skimmer device. They placed on gas pumps that copy credit and credit card information. The information was sent to their cell phones, and then they used the numbers to make fake cards. then they would immediately use those cars to buy gas to fill up their large containers. See, so, I mean, they're not, they're stealing it. It's an illegal and it's a bad thing. So, you know, I don't want to see that happen anywhere in America. But when times are tough, the tough get going.

And speaking of American ingenuity, I don't know if they're from America, but the startup company, Cooler screens, is now making a little bit of noise as Walgreens and other retailers, and I have not seen these yet, have swapped out the clear fridge and freezer doors, and they're adding these phone computer-like screens

showing what's inside, but they're also there for ads, and they're running ads and, you know, paid advertisements. Everything is sponsored, even your freezer doors. I love this idea. I think. I know people were pissed because they're saying they made me watch an ad before they showed me where my pizzas were. Well, you know what?

There is a, they didn't make you watch the ad and not be able to open the door, right? So it might not be the pizza place, but just open the door and just, you know, prop them open. And then when they start having to pay more energy costs for letting the cold air out of the doors, they'll realize, I don't know, maybe the, screens weren't worth it. You know, who knows what will happen. But the digital cooler screens are kind of a cool idea. I really kind of like it.

And I know people, oh, nobody needs a TV screen replacing doors in the cooler aisle. Eh, why not? You're walking down the aisle. And if you, if you're a regular customer, once you realize that it's the fourth door down, you know, watch the ad as you're walking down the aisle. Go to the fourth door down, open it up, grab your pizza, and shut up. continue to shop and what do you buy in the pizza at Walgreens

for anyway? They racked the price up through the roof at Walgreens not that I've looked at their pizza and ice cream prices when I pass by there from time to time but I'm just saying that I don't know if

I don't know if they'll do that if the grocery stores I mean that's a huge step right when you go into the grocery stores and you have the cooler screens open like that wow I mean according to this though they're launching other tests

with Kroger and the get-go convenience stores and at Chevron CVX gas stations. We'll see. I mean, I haven't seen them yet, and I'm not sure. I like the idea of it, but I'm not sure that I like it after I use it and after I see it in, you know, operation. But I do like the idea of it because I'm a fan of everything is sponsored. You know, everybody made fun of NASCAR. you know, all over the cars and all over the racing suits, but I thought it was awesome. And I see where some places are starting to advertise on their school buses, which I was a,

I said to do that a hundred years ago. There's no way that the school should be just running around promoting this belongs to this county school. Man, that should be sponsored. You should be the Coca-Cola bus should be picking you up or the popcorn, but whatever bus, Whatever company wants to sponsor the bus, that's the bus that you take. Or maybe it's multiple sponsors. So I see that starting to happen, actually, around. At least I see some buses with ads on them here in Texas.

And, you know, yesterday I talked about, oh, man, I kind of have to apologize, but not really. So I went to see the Batman yesterday, and we'll talk about that when we get into the break room. But as I was talking about movie theaters and Starbucks partnering with Volvo and having charging stations at Starbucks and I was wondering why movie theaters don't have the charging stations at them, they should make a big deal about it. Well, the movie company theater that I went to yesterday, Cinemark in Fort Worth, Texas, does have chargers there. Now, I'm told that's not in every Cinemark. Okay, so it's just a pick and choose. So I don't know if that has to do with Cinemark or it has to do with this particular subcontractor that owns that particular Cinemark or the mall people who had them put in. But it should be a big deal with the AMC theaters and the Cinemark theaters make a big deal.

I mean, look, I'm not for the electric cars. I mean, we still should be using fossil fuels to, you know, I want to put Petro in my auto. automobile and I want to be able to go, but at a reasonable price. But if we're going to go all in, go all in. Let's go. Bring them in. Bring those charges. What a perfect place to do it. Plug in, go see a movie when you're going to see a movie and, you know, you're charged. You're good to go.

The other thing I was thinking about, too, one of the things that I need to look into, and I don't have the answer right now, so I apologize as we get ready to go into the break room. But I think that we need to, and this is going to be a government thing, and I don't want it to be a government thing. But are all the charging stations universal? I don't have an electric car. So if you, you know, email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com and you could tell me, they're all universal, Jeff.

Are you an idiot? Yes, yes, I am. But I don't know if they're all universal. Because if Volvo is partnering with Starbucks to have a specific Volvo charger at Starbucks, that makes me think that the chargers are not universal. That, my friends, is another problem in and of itself. Anyway, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink, and I have the new Coca-Cola Starlight ready to test

and see if it's actually worthy from Coca-Cola. Anyway, let's go to the break room. Okay, let's try the old Coca-Cola Starlight, the limited edition, by the way. Now, remember we talked about this, I don't know, earlier this month, and they were, you know, made the big promo of the limited edition Coca-Cola Starlight. And they say that it's red hue sparkles with a cooling sensation that has been transformed by the magic of space. Transport yourself to a new galaxy with each dip. Discover the sensation before it's gone. Okay, well, let's see if it evokes a feeling of a cold journey to space.

Reminders of stargazing around the campfire. Okay. Oh, yeah. Come to Papa with the Coca-Cola Starlight. Now, I will say, this is the Starlight Coca-Cola, not the Starlight. not the Starlight Coca-Cola zero-sugar. My wife didn't get me the zero-sugar. So this one is 50 milligrams of sodium,

65 grams of carbs, total sugars, 65 grams, included 65 grams of added sugar. Protein, not a significant source of a saturated fat, trans fat, cholesterol. fiber, vitamin D, calcium, iron, or potassium, zero grams of protein calories, 200 and 40 serving size with one bottle, which is amazing that they're still saying that it's a one serving as the bottle. Two servings.

All right. Coca-Cola regular starlight. Oh, my gosh. I feel like I'm reminiscent of stargazing around the campfire. and I think a feeling of a cold journey to space has been evoked I got to try the zero-sugar one because this is okay I can't figure it's like cotton candy

that's what it was being described as some kind of candy sweetness it's not as good as the Coca-Cola zero-sugar though so I want to try the starlight zero-sugar one but wash it down with a zero sugar just to get that taste out of my mouth I guess that doesn't vote well for it does it all right we'll take care of another little piece of business I was becoming the bingo whisperer here on chewing the fat

you know the bingo game uh during pat gray unleashed a show which is of which I'm a part of uh for sure at least a couple times a week Wednesday and Friday and I fill it for pat and I sit in for Keith and uh you know we just I'm a big part of the show and I love being a part of that show. But they have a bingo game, and if you're the first person to get bingo, we do clips, audio clips, or our words,

and you get bingo, and you can see the bingo card pinned to At Pat on Leash Twitter account. And if you, you know, get bingo, then you call in and you win a prize. But apparently, Mr. Gray is going to start doing this overtime show on Blaze TV.

And during that show, he's going to do what I was, doing as the bingo whisperer by giving away you know all the squares that were done that day during the show so i have to i have to i have to i have to murder the bingo whisper the bingo whisper has to go away because i can't i can't take it away from the blazed television show okay so i know i know what you're thinking oh what a loser i am i know i know sorry okay But you got one week of it. You're welcome for that.

Okay. All right. Good. Have a nice day. All right. So I went to see Batman. The Batman yesterday at theaters. Boy, it was not as bad as the bad reviews said.

I kind of enjoyed it. I thought it was fun. It was fine. It's long. It's almost three hours long. I will say that it didn't feel as long. as long as endgame. Now, Endgame was a little bit longer, I think,

by like 10 minutes or something like that. But, boy, it did not feel as long as end game. I mean, by the time we got to the end of end game, it was like, thank you, Jesus. And I wasn't, I was okay with, you know, the two hours and 56 minutes or whatever it was for this new, The Batman. Patinson, as Bruce,

Wayne and Batman was not bad. I mean, he was okay. I didn't think he was terrible. Paul Dano as the Riddler was really good. Andy Circus, out of the gorilla, out of the ape suit, as Alfred. I, you know, I enjoyed him. We had Zoe Kravitz as Catwoman, who she played was Catwoman before in the Lego movie Batman, right? And she was okay. Hey, you know, whatever. But one of the characters, you know who's got a great body of work now is Jeffrey Wright. He was Gordon in this movie. And, wow, I mean, that guy is awesome.

And also, we got a sneak peek. This is going to have to be spoilers, right? All right. So, hey, all right, I don't care. I'm telling you, spoilers. That's just the way it is. So I just like, you know, you all know the characters. So Barry Keegan was in the movie as well.

And he's at the very end and he's in the same crazy house as the Riddler. And he's another character that we're, that he's playing, you know, as the, you know, the one with the, somebody calls them, you know, like what somebody tells you a joke. And Colin Farrell was the penguin. he was made up to be the penguin. That was, you know, wow, really, really big makeup on Colin. Jottot Turrell was Falcone. I mean, he played, you know, he's, you know, always,

I don't know that he's always great, but he's always good, and I enjoy his work, no question. So I enjoyed it. I thought it was worth it. You know, it was fun. Let me rephrase that. If it wasn't for Maximus and my daughter, We got to see bad man

We gotta go see the bad man I would have waited For the release on HBO Max Which is coming now And I don't know 30 or 40 days from now I would have waited I could have done it

I could have done it But they did not want to do that So I gave in Yeah I gave in as a weak Sad father And uh And went to see it at the theaters Now let's talk a little bit about

Cinemark the theater that I went to to see it in. All right. We went to the big X screen, which, you know, the larger screen, which is cool, it's fine. And, you know, you buy your tickets and you, you know, reserve seating now.

No one checked. We get your tickets and there's nobody taking tickets. There's no, you know, their rules are you have to wear a mask unless you're vaccinated. Nobody is not like they have the Cinemark Police at the front door. There, you know, you just, you're in. You got your tickets. You go in.

They scan you give you your tickets and then you go. And so there's still a million dollars for goods, you know, at the theater, popcorn, soda, whatever snacks you have. It was just under a million dollars for what we got to eat during the movie. There were eight million previews. At one point, I really did think that we weren't going to get to the movie until today. I was like, okay, enough with the freaking previews, okay? I mean, I like the previews to a point, but I'm here to see the movie.

Let's get on with it. the seats that we were in have the footrests that come up electronically a little disappointed in those not that comfortable they don't go up high enough for me the back thing was not quite as you know good and comfortable they do have heaters in them

I found that out you know by mistake because as I'm sitting there my lower body is starting to get really hot. I know. You're welcome. And I start burning up and I'm afraid I'm going to catch fire. I don't realize what makes it.

I thought I put the legs down because I thought maybe that's what turned them on. You know, the legs are up. So then it fires up the heat on the back. I put the legs down. It was still cranking. I ordered some eggs to cook on my back. And then my daughter says, it's in the side.

It's in the side. She's dead. And so, you know, there for a while, though, a little concerned. Didn't know if I was going to have to get up and move because I didn't know if the chair was going to burst into flames. It got so hot. But a little bit of an issue,

the Cinemark seating there. And so there you go. Now, I had someone asked me this morning, what was the best Batman? Now we have to have the rules of the best Batman. Do we? Because then you have to talk about all of them and you start getting into

well Will Arnett was Batman in the Lego Batman movie. You mean you already mentioned Zoe Krabbit was Catwoman in that? No, I know. I know I did. I did it as a little bit of a joke. Sorry. So you got Clooney right as Batman.

His character, he was, you know, then you have then of course, like I said, you have to talk about everybody then because then they start mentioning people like Lewis G. Wilson. Oh, it was the Batman TV show at 1943. Okay. All right. Yep. What about Robert Lowry as Batman in 1949?

What about him? Okay. What about him? All right? Then you have Ben Affleck as Batman. Ooh. Oh, honey. Val Kilmer as.

Batman? What about Adam West is Batman on the TV show 66? Okay. All right. I don't think we can compare the TV shows to the movies, to the films, but, you know, if you want to do that, you go ahead. You got Patinson, who I thought wasn't bad. Kristen Bale, yeah, Bale was, you know, decent Batman. Michael Keaton, not a, you know, I liked him too. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure now that i you know i see the i see the pictures in the and the names i'm not sure because it's a different timeline right this batman is a younger batman in the timeline and so you know a lot of

people have a problem with either that was a good batman but he wasn't a good bruce wayne but this one he was early on so you know i i don't know you can pick and choose all you want but here's the idea when you go to the film just go to enjoy the film don't try to read all little stupid messages of equity. That's just modern day stuff. That's what happens in Gotham. What happens in Gotham stays in Gotham. I think that's the phrase, right?

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doesn't say here how many employees that MGM has, but right now it is a done deal. They are now part of Amazon. So the Amazon didn't indicate any layoffs yet, but Amazon is, I mean, this puts them way out front for a while. I mean, they have 25,000 hours of content to add. to Amazon Prime? Holy cow. I mean, they've got, they took over Zappos,

they took over Quincy, they took over Twitch, they've got Kiva, they took over, and now MGM, and they took over, and they have whole food. So you be able to watch a movie

and, or maybe you watch something on Twitch and then, you know, go ahead and have some food too. Am I amazing? It won't be long now. I wonder if Amazon Prime

will break away now and just be like MGM Prime. It's got to have the Amazon MGM Studios, Amazon Studios, and that'll be what streams. So they're going to split apart. I have a bad feeling that they're going to split apart

Amazon Prime goods and services and the film and content division is going to be separate. They're going to make me pay twice for what I only been paying once for. So we'll see. I mean, they got a deal. They did get a deal for the studios.

They only paid $8.5 billion. So that seems like a fair price. The U.S. Federal Trade Commission did not oppose the deal. The EU said, yeah, fine, go ahead. Go ahead. So Bezos is sitting pretty. He's not the CEO anymore, Jeff. I know, but he is the guy.

So congratulations to Amazon for getting just a tad bit bigger. But, you know, bigger isn't always better. I saw where the woman who had the 28H bust, she had them reduced. She finally found a doctor to perform the procedure, and she claims she is much happier with her size. the 28 C breasts. So good for her. Good for her.

She said she, you know, they gave her headaches and she had all kinds of problems because of these monster breasts. And she looks happy. The pictures, she looks happy. I'm looking at the recovery. And so she's a disembate. disability worker, she claimed several surgeons turned her away, saying she was too young and needed her hormones to level out. And she said their reasons were always agonizing and terrible, and she

didn't like their reasons at all. But she started having all kinds of health problems when she was 16, her shoulders, the brawstabs, the slouching, she was getting headaches. And so she had the reduction, which is awesome, good for her. You know, a long time ago, 100 years ago, I went to school with a girl, and I can't remember her name for the life of me. You know who you are. I know you're out there listening. I had breast reduction surgery, because I remember going to the hospital to see,

we were in a performing arts class together, so we were performing stuff. And so we were close at the time. And I just remember her going through that surgery. and amazingly she was like, no, it's fine, I have to. They're just, I can't. I can't live with them anymore. So that's, I, I'm surprised, and I don't know why I'm surprised. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that, you know, many doctors would,

oh, no, we can't do that. And it doesn't say anything in this story about, you know, vaccination status, which I'm sure is an issue. I bet that is. She said it's been life-changing. I feel like I've acquired a whole, new body. I've no longer restricted in my clothing choices and I can grab anything off the rack without even having to try it on knowing that it will fit me. So any intense short-term pain

from this reduction surgery is going to, it's not going to deter me, okay? And I would encourage other women in similar situations to seek out surgery. You deserve to feel comfortable in your body. You deserve to feel confident in the clothes that you wear. You deserve to be happy. How can you argue with that? You can't. You can't argue with that.

And that's exactly why Amy Schumer, you know where you love her, just cop to having liposuction. I know in the picture of her on the cover of the Hollywood Report. I mean, she doesn't look terrible. She's 40, and she said that she began to get tired of seeing her body. Amy, I understand completely. And she said she never considered plastic surgery.

Uh-huh. But she changed her mind following the removal of her uterus and appendix to combat her endometriosis. I healed well and I was like, I could get lipo. Can I get lipo? What do you think? I'm feeling pretty good. I could think I could get lipo. That's my three cuts to clown face.

That's the theory. That's what happens. One thing happens. And you start thinking, oh, that's not bad. I can get through that okay. And then you get another one. Do you think, oh, yeah, that's not quite as good as the first one, but I feel a little bit better on that.

And then the next one, you're sucking fat out of every part of your body. Can you count liposection as clown? face? Because if you look at Amy, she said, you know, she's got areas to tighten up, starting to feel, you know, pretty good. But she's doing some lifestyle choices that are better than what they were. And so she just wants to be transparent because that's what Amy Schumer is, is transparent, right? Right. And bless your heart. You deserve it, Amy. You de-es. You I know you were bad mouth and your boy, Louis C.K.

When you're out promoting your new Hulu series, Life and Beth, huh, she's out talking about how she wants to be transparent and promoting her liposuction. Looks like she's had a little work done to the face too with these pictures. But I don't know that she's actually admitted to that. But she was badmouthed in Louis C.K. And some of the other artists that got canceled. I think they should stay canceled.

I don't think those guys should be allowed to come back. Okay. Thanks, Amy. We appreciate it. Take care. I mean, Louis C.K. We know what happened there, right? He was pleasuring himself in front of people.

Okay. He asked, as far as I know, he asked to do it. So there were times when people told him, No. Huh. And then he didn't do it. So, you know, there's that. I'm not going to do what Amy wants me to do.

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they've warned that rising global cases are just the tip of the iceberg when talking about COVID-19 or the coronavirus. And I don't know, you know, if they're right or wrong, but a few days ago I saw where the wastewater network that monitors COVID-19 trends is warning that cases are once again rising in many parts of the U.S., according to the CDC by their data, more than a third. of the CDC's wastewater sample sites across the U.S. showed rising COVID-19 trends and the period ending March 1st.

So, I mean, we're more than halfway through March. The numbers would have gone quite big by now if that were, if that held true. So it's not clear if how many new infections the signs and the sewage represent. If they will turn into a new waiver, it will just be a brief bump. It looks like it was probably just a brief bump, although numbers are going up, you know, in Europe, and we know that China locked down cities. So, you know, I know that the wastewater levels are genuinely, you know, low,

but they're starting to see that uptick. I am not a fan of that job. I mean, I'd do it for the right amount of money. But sewer data and testing the sewers. for COVID. No, no, thank you. No, no, no, thank you. I do not want that gig. So, and they go, they go through a list of different wastewater sites that had the uptick

and data. But, you know, apparently, you know, there was an increase in poop COVID in New York City area. There was an uptick in a poop COVID in Fairfield, Connecticut. And so there are places they monitor them all over the country. so poop COVID is on the rise. So just, you know, be a little careful out there. Really like we have been. I mean, let's, I'm tired of the mandates and I really, if you want to wear a mask, you wear a mask.

I won't make fun. I really don't like to make fun of the people that still wear masks. Although I did see a guy in a car driving the other day with a mask on. I mean, that's just dumb. But, you know, whatever. If you feel the urge that you want to. to wear a mask in your day-to-day life you go right ahead but don't make the rest of us okay all right good like let's say you get to work and you want to take care of a little personal

business you know by yourself and you got no place to do it because i mean of course you guess you could use the bathroom stalls but why that's just a You don't want to be messing with that. You don't know who's going to walk in. So a company now, a Cypress-based adult website, strip chat, has installed four pods for its 200 employees, you know, rotate him as needed. It's going to allow 30-minute paid breaks during work hours

to make use of the pods, you know, so you could go lay down and take care of a little personal, business. You don't know, you know, stress of the job and things are working up. So the pods are like futuristic balls. Thank you. They're equipped with 4K screens, Oculus Quest VR headsets, tissues, a comfortable chair. Ah, nice. You don't even have to, and, and they say they're going to provide lube. Ah, that's sweet. That is sweet. So I hope to have a cry room along with, you know, along with the business room.

I guess it's the cry room and the jack room and the now stop. Because the business room is if you went in as a couple, right? I guess if you're married at the Cypress-based adult website, strip chat, then it would be a business room. And you'd have to make sure that everything gets changed. But if it's just a, I don't know what to call it. I guess it's a, you know, I don't know that it's a jackroom. No, it can't be that.

No. We have to come up with a name for the pods that people are using to pleasure themselves with at strip chat. But good for them. Good for them. That's coming to a workplace near you soon. I don't know what made me think of this story, but a woman had a glass tumbler stuck in her bladder. For multiple years, a 45-year-old went to the hospital complaining of a lower UTI, a urinary tract infection.

And the doctors did their scans, and they said, hey, you know, you got a glass tumbler inside you, right? And I don't even know that this is a real story. I'm sorry. There's pictures here. I don't know that I believe it. Maybe, you know, the woman from Tunisia revealed that she used the drinking glass as a toy a number of years before. So you just forget it. And so, and she inserted it into her urethra rather than the vagina?

No, thank you. I don't know that. I know that they claim that there's a thing called urethral sounding, but, okay, all right, they claim that perhaps, you know, some sort of large object like that would heighten the pleasure. But I didn't realize that urethral sounding was a thing, but I guess it is in Tunisia. My gosh, we are in a...

I love it. What am I saying? I love it. My gosh. You back off me, all right? There's so many stories we didn't get to. I mean, I didn't even talk about Jesse Smollett. I've had a story where he was placed in a psych ward at Cook County Jail because they were,

there was a note attached to his paperwork saying that he was at risk of self-harm. He hollered that he wasn't at risk of self-harm, you dummies. And now he's out anyway. It doesn't matter. He's out. The judge said, go ahead. Get out of here. You don't even have to pay any bail.

You know what? Get out of it. I don't even want you in jail anymore. Get out of here. It's a personal reconnaissance bond of 150,000. So he doesn't even have to put any money down. Just get out of here.

And we'll figure it out later because I don't want you in jail. What? And I guess he was only drinking water for fear of being poisoned or whatever. Just, what are you talking about? And I say, Jesse. lovingly because I know it's Jesse. Sorry, but it's just agonizing. But anyway, he's free.

And so we'll see what happens with that. There's so many criminal cases out there. And I see where Brittany Greiner, the Russian court, kept her in jail. Yeah, she's still in jail in Russia, and she's going to remain there. So good luck. God bless. I mean, she's a huge WNBA star. I mean, she's a two-time gold medal.

seven-time WNBA All-Star, and she's probably going to miss the WNBA season that starts May 6, and she faces up to 10 years in Russian prison. How's that hatred for the United States coming for you, Brittany? How's that happening for you? She was busy kneeling in front of the flag during the National Anthem. So how's that working out for you, Brittany? I mean, I get it. I get it with your, you know, that's what makes.

this country great is that you're able to kneel and protest but it probably gives you a little bit different perspective from the russian jail doesn't it yes it does oh yeah yeah there's that all right i'll get out of here i'm going to go eat a bunch of eggs i see where the half dutch half brazilian beauty the extremely fit 53-year-old with her toned abs is saying that she eats 3,500 calories in 6 to 8 meals a day, and she eats about 150 eggs a month. I got to do some catching up. I'm not sure what the eggs do,

but if the eggs could make me look like a half Dutch, half Brazilian model at 53 years of age, I'm in. Give me the 150 eggs a month. Okay? All right, good. Oh, and I got your emails at chewing the fat of the blaze.com to participate in what's the lie. That will be back. No problem.

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