Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 838 | Habitual Disinclination to Exertion…

Episode Date: March 25, 2022

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Busted. They brought them down. Seven teens. Not seven teens. Seven. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Teens. T-E-E-N-S.

In connection with the infamous Lapsus, with a dollar sign, hacking group that has targeted companies like Microsoft, Davidia, Oakta, and those businesses have all been targeted in the last year. Cybersecurity experts said they tracked down the group's alleged ringleader, the 16-year-old in Oxford, England, who reportedly amassed $14 million from his after-school hacking job.

Why did my son not join this group? London police wouldn't confirm if he was one of the seven arrested. What? I mean, why? He's a teenager. He's not an adult. Oh, okay.

The goals were simple. Hack a company, steal its data, threatened to leak the data until the company paid up. I mean, hello. So earlier this month, Lapsa stole the source code for Samsung's galaxy devices. And in February, Navidia said the group was leaking employee credentials online. But here you go. This is what gets you.

Every time, every time the old gang, loudmouthed teen, ruins it all. They discovered he was all about bragging, doing it on his social media accounts. And then he was also, once he started bragging on social media, all the other hackers started doxing him. So the seven deadly sins will get you. every time, man. Pride, greed, wrath, envy,

lust, gluttony, and sloth. No, not the slow-moving tree thing. I'm talking about habitual disinclination to exertion.

I got to tell you. I mean, I may actually be guilty of that one. It could probably rub a few others on me. Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying the disinclination to exertion or laziness.

Welcome to chewing the fat. As long as we're on the deadly sins, we might as well stick with one of them. Greed. This thrift store employee stole $1.3 million worth of weight loss, spa, iPads, and more from a thrift store. I'm a fan of this drift store.

So Tomorrow Wallace, 55, used her position as chief operating officer to steal from Donate the Number 2 Impact. Now, this is what you. This is what happens. You get greedy. Greed. Yeah.

She started small. But then it starts getting good to you. And you start deciding that I can take a little bit more. And a little bit more. So in 2017, Tamala Wall spent $1,100, a little over $1,100, for three fifth row seats at the Dallas Mavericks game. Eh, all right. In 2018, she racked up charges of $1,100.

$6,522 at Louis Vuitton and 6,162 at La Bouvisage, a medical spa. Yeah, I'm sorry, a medical spa. In 2019, she made a $10,000 purchase of a high-end audio and visual retailer StarPower. I like that. Those are nice. Those are really nice. And a 9,620 purchase at soda weight loss. I mean, hello, state of the art.

That's all over Dallas, Fort Worth, man. I'm sure it's all over the country now, but that's, they are, they're a sponsor of the Mavericks too, I think. Soda, state of the art. That's agonizing, but chewing the fat is available. State of the art weight loss, I'm there for you, soda. No, I could probably do the commercial for them right now for soda weightless. And I see someone sent me a commercial for a company that the ad talks about losing weight while sleeping.

And I get a text from an old listener of mine and said, hey, this is lose weight while you sleep. Because I made, I made, I did, I lost a little bit of weight for, ah, I had another tip of my tongue. It was lose weight while you sleep. That was the campaign. I mean, I sold a lot of merchandise for that company. This was in Tampa. And I was doing it.

Glenn was doing afternoons at the time. Stu and I were doing it. It's like, gosh, darn it. What was the name of the company? Body solutions That was it Oh my gosh I can't believe I couldn't remember

That stupid name Lose weight while you sleep Body solutions Before they went out of business I mean a lot I was one of the last ones to get paid from them They had a partnership with Clear Channel At the time

And they were scamming a bunch of money off the side And then they were paying all the hosts a lot of money We made a pretty good penny for doing those commercials And yeah, yeah. And I was doing a recorded one and a live a day. A live and a recorded every day for this company. Lose weight while you sleep.

Body solutions. And I can do an ad for you right now. You know, I woke up today. And as I was driving into work today, I realized, man, I'm feeling something on my back. What the heck is that? It was my belt. For the first time in a long time, I'm feeling. my belt against my back.

Thanks to body solutions. Lose weight while you sleep. Anyway, so I got a whole story about body solutions. But anyway, this is the company that there's fraud everywhere. But I'm sure,

I'm sure cross my heart, hope to die. That soda weight loss is not one of them. Because they're state of the art. Damn it. so it says so right in their name.

Soda weight loss. Well, the acronym Soto stands for State of the Art. Anyway, the greed of this lady at the thrift store. So after she goes to soda, I'm sure that was working for, she put down $5,000 deposit on a event space in Dallas. She put down another 5,000 deposit on planning a wedding service. Oh, nice. Her son's getting married.

That's nice. And later that day, her boss text her and said, hey, Tamara. I'm sure the text was like, hey, Tamara. A.T. W.T.F. Did you attempt $5,000 on a card ending in 8459 at 1,000? weddings by Stardust. Yeah, she's been using the card.

This has been used the card. Don't worry about it. So they gave her the boot. They fired her. Now they claim that she embezzled $1.36 million from recycle to support.

Now called Donate to Impact. So it's still alive and well. Good. Good. Tamara did not drag them into the mud any more than she already has. But we're back to the seven deadly sins, man. You don't want none of those.

You can't quote me on that, man. You do not want none of the seven deadly sins. Say them with me now. Pride. Greed. Rath. Do you know what wrath is? Anger!

fury rage envy lust you know what lust is you know what lust is all right all right you know it's going to be a little hand

gluttony don't look don't look at the chewing the fat page okay that's gluttony and sloth and we already informed you that it wasn't the thing that crawls slow in the trees. It is the habitual disinclination to exertion.

I am in love with that. I tell you what, I believe that that should be, that's the explanation of chewing the fat. Disinclination to exertion. That's no, there's no doubt about that. Hey, congratulations to Uber. in New York City and even in Hong Kong, but they announced that they are now going to offer users

the ability to hail yellow taxi on their Uber app. Wow, they gave him, they bent the knee, they bent the knee to the cabbies. So first of its kind of the U.S., 14,000 cabs will be available along with roughly 80,000 Uber vehicles. You know, maybe that's a little bit of the difference. There's 80,000 of them, and they'll pick me up right where I want them to pick me up. Well, now you can do that with Uber too, and you can decide whether you want a cab or you want an Uber driver.

Oh, okay. Now they pay about the same according to this story for a taxi ride or an Uber ride. And this is a historic alliance. I mean, they've been in trouble, though, right? I mean, New York has really tried to get rid of Uber, the taxi cab company. I mean, you don't want to mess with big taxi man. The taxi mob does not mess around. They pay a lot of money for those medallions to drive cab in New York.

So it's big time issue. Now, according to this story, a thousand drivers had to file for bankruptcy since Uber came into the city. And several, it doesn't say how many, several taxi drivers in the city, died by suicide, which they're blaming on Uber. Stop it. Uber is taking my work from me.

No, stop it. No. Anyway, but Uber bought it. So now Uber says that in the future, their goal is listing every taxi in the world on their app by 2025. So they're going to try to get along with the taxi, big taxi. and with the taxi mafia.

All right, no problem. I mean, that's working in Hong Kong. They claim that since they've had it in Hong Kong, 35% of the users who hail a cab through the app go on to use Uber's other services. Okay. I mean, the point is we want to ride, right? So whatever's going to be cheaper or closer or more available

or just fine, just who I don't care. I don't care. if it's a cab or if it's Bill in the Impala, what does it matter? Whoever it is, just I want to get to my destination, okay? It's either Clemmet in the cab or Bill in the Impala. Either one, either I don't care. I don't care. Just get me where I'm going, okay?

How long have I said that airlines, need to do something with their seatbelts. Forever. I've talked about, I've genuinely talked about how you have to ask for an seatbelt extender. Okay? No question.

You have to ask for that. And I got tired of asking for one, so I just took one. And I still have it. It's in my carry-on bag. And I just, I took one, and I got tired asking. It's just what I travel.

When I fly, I have my own personal airline seatbelt extender now. So I don't have to ask. I don't have to be embarrassed about saying, hey, I'm going to need one of those seatbelt extenders. Because I usually just do it on the way in. When they're saying hello and they're nice, they're in a good mood, they're happy,

and you just kind of lean in. Hey, how you doing? Oh, welcome. Thank you for flying Delta. Thanks. Hey, I'm going to need one of those seatbelt extenders. And then you move on because they'll bring it to you then. You don't have to ask for it anymore. You don't have to hope that they're out of them.

You know what I mean? Because you've already asked. Man, you got first dibs, man. First cup, first serve, Batman. Those are mine. They're not going to let, they're going to say, I think, you know, another guy comes in. I need one of those.

We're all out, sir. Sorry. You have to tie your belt up to the end of there and everything. But now we have this plus-sized model who is, you know, a big TikTok star. Remy Bader, I believe her name is. R-E-M-I-B-A-D-E-R. Amorphophal.

that's not it. That's not her name. But whatever, I'll call her if she wants me to call her a more. Whatever, I'm good with that. But she released this viral video complaining about the seatbelts. Now, she specifically went on Delta, but she's talking in general about all other airlines. Now, she says a couple things in this clip that's kind of interesting. And I did enjoy some of the responses. I don't know that I could make it all the way through, though.

But let's see or here, Remy's little rant on seatbelts. So I had a very interesting experience with Delta Airlines the other day. Did you? I've always loved Delta. It's been my number one airline, like obsessed. Okay, stop. I always love Delta, my number one airline. So she's flown many times before.

Go ahead. But their new planes have way shorter seatbelts than they did before. What? Now, this may be true, actually. I went to put my seatbelt on and it legitimately did not go around my body. Like, I could not wear the seatbelt. Okay. And I was like freaking out.

Stop for just a second. Remember that Remi is a plus-sized model. So I doubt that she was freaking out. Okay. But go ahead, go ahead, Remy. I'm sorry. We, like, safety. But, like, we were already taking off.

There was something I could do. And, like, this is the first time I left. I took off without wearing a seatbelt. Stop. So. So. you survived. It's okay.

Okay, good. And I will say this. One thing I did find out in my travels with my seatbelt extender. They work for lower class airplanes, Delta United, you know, for the unwashed masses.

But in the private jets, no, those are different sizes. So, I'm just saying. You don't get extenders in the private. But then you don't have to worry about seatbelts. I mean, the pilot in the private judge, yeah, you got a seatbelt up. How about no? All right, go on and fly this thing.

All right, go ahead. I did find out later because I later asked the flight attendant, and I was like, this is like not long enough. Like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. And she was like, oh, like, so you're saying you need an extender? Yeah. And like, I actually didn't know that existed when I put out all this on. That's a lie.

There's no way. if she's a regular flyer on the airlines it's not possible I actually did nothing existed okay so now you're thinking yourself okay well maybe she's just a you know she's not a plus size model

she's more of a little bit a little plus size model that's not so my Instagram story a bunch of people messaged me like relax you can get an extender and I'm like wait this is not the issue yet The amount of messages that I received of people saying that it's so embarrassing to them to even need to ask to get an extender, and that it just like makes them feel like that they can't wear a normal seatbelt. I know.

Like, I felt that way. I really did. I'm not trying to be dramatic. Like, I really felt embarrassed in the moment. And I was like, started just thinking, I'm like, okay. That's fat-shaming. And I will stop for just a second because I will say, I'm not anymore. because at this point in my life

I'm like, you know, yeah, I need the extender, okay? Just bring it to me. I don't have to do that anymore because I figured it out. I stole one. I'm not going to have to ask and be embarrassed anymore, okay?

I have my own. I sit down, I extend that, put on the old extender, seat belt in, tighten her up, and walk the old flight attendant. It's been a while since I've flown now, though. I haven't flown during the pandemic at all. Oh

It's kind of a good thing, I feel like. Anyway, I'm serious. Relax. It's just going to extend her. Remy's kind of growing on me. With me, which is like everything that I talk about on here that we shouldn't blame ourselves and our bodies. It's just the way of the world at this point when it comes to fashion and all these things.

Right. It's not our fault. But, like, I felt like it wasn't. It kind of is. It kind of is. Stop for me for just a second. It kind of is. It's kind of because we're, you know, stuff in our faces full of ice cream and sandwiches.

It kind of is our fault. The numbers for I've got a glandular problem are pretty slim. It's a good. I like the argument. Yeah, I got a, it's a gland thing. It kind of isn't. It's more of a picking up your arm and putting stuff in your fat face thing. so it is kind of your fault

but relax I got that people bring their own seatbelt extender that it ruins their day and panic attack they get assumed and mortified I'm a size 1214

and Delta seatbelts don't fit me I'm more of like a 1618 stop okay so somebody writes her and says I'm more of I'm at 1214 and the seatbelts don't fit me all right she says that she's a what a 16

18, and we're to believe that you have not asked for a seatbelt extender and you didn't know about them until now? No, honey. No, baby. No. No. And now perhaps that perhaps. I'm going to throw you a little bone here. Not with meat on it, though, so you don't have to eat it.

I'll throw you a little bone here. perhaps if they did make them smaller that the old seatbelts you were able to suck in as much as you possibly could and get your hand down in between there really tight trying to squeeze that and snap

and you're something like this for the whole time until the flight attendant walks by yeah I've got my seatbelt on and then you take off and then you reach down there and after take off snap and you're better perhaps Perhaps. But I find that very doubtful.

So, yeah, if it doesn't fit me, it also doesn't fit someone smaller than me. Stop. What are you talking about? If it doesn't fit me, it doesn't fit someone smaller than you. It does fit someone smaller than you. That's not shoving sandwiches into your fat face. I'm just as guilty. I'm not...

I'm a fat person, too. in fact we're all fat people today as a matter of fact I'm tired of being fat shamed which is why I just stole my seatbelt extender and I quit asking I learned the special way though remember I tell you if you feel bad about taking this seatbelt extender

say don't ask you for it on the way out because a couple of times I'd be walking on my way out and I'd hand it to the flight attendant oh thank you if they don't ask you for it that's why I kept it I said, I'm not asking it anymore. But I told you the trick, right? As you're coming in, they're greeting everybody.

Everybody's in a good mood. They're trying to get everybody on board. Hey, how you doing? Welcome to Delta. Hey, how you doing? Welcome to United. Hey, how you doing? Welcome to, hey, pretty good.

I'm going to need one of those seatbelt extenders. Okay. Down here, seat. Okay. And off you go, you're good. You got it then. All right. Relax.

Someone telling me that the new planes are the ones that are shorter seatbelts. That's very possible. just a lot of other people were messaged me. One really stuck with me of this girl that was like, my dad, I just noticed, gets embarrassed every single time he has to ask for one. There's some things in life that are just so simple. And I think this is one of them. Like, just like how I'm always just like, I don't get why brands can't just make like

one bigger size. Right. It's very simple. You'll get more customers. This is another simple situation. Stop for just a second, okay? Yes, I agree with why don't they just make, you know, more fat guy sizes. And they may have more customers.

but it does cost more to make fat guy clothes. Not only is that a fat joke in it of itself, but it's true. I'm talking about this show a lot. I love Ralph Lauren stuff, but Ralph Lauren does not make fat guy friendly clothes. I'm sorry he does not. Because the Ralph Lauren, he's on a different plane. well he's not on the delta plane

that's for darn sure Ralph's on his own but he's in a different world as far as his extra large and my extra large okay there's a fat guy extra larges

and there's the Ralph Laurenne extra larges so it is a little bit different Remy relax just give longer seat like make longer seatbelts like why is Duh.

And I know this isn't the only airline. This is an issue for a bunch of airlines. And this was the first time that I felt it and I was uncomfortable. And I think that it needs to change immediately. So just let it chair. Thanks, Rumi. We appreciate it. Thank you.

Just relax. Ask for an extender. There's no way. No way. She's right. I get it. And I'm sure the airlines will give you a, you know, know that's their if you can't fit in the if you I mean if you can't fit in the seat with

with the with the extender you're paying for two seats right so and that's why they probably don't want to provide they want to make things and they've talked about how they've made the seats smaller over the years and now they're trying to make them a little bit bigger whatever whatever I'm sure the cost is quite substantial to make the seat belts longer on every seat every airplane and have enough to you know special fat guy size what they should do is have the fat guy seating so if you you know the those are those are the extender seats could I could I you wouldn't be embarrassed at all about purchasing me okay now boarding the special extender seat belt seat belt seat

and there goes all the fat people waddling in hey you want to I just need one of those extenders from you okay relax we I think I know what I think we I need to talk to Remy I think Remy with her two million followers we can start a revolution a seatbelt revolution I like it relax all right let's go to the break room relax okay let's go the break room. Oh. Oh my gosh. That is so good.

Good news coming from HBO Max. Sex in the City re-upped for a second season. Yay! I mean, the first, and it isn't there, the reboot, Sex and the City reboot, the second season has already been re-uped. I haven't made it all the way through the new season because I got really bored with it, really bored with it.

So I'll make it through just for you. The listeners of chewing the fat to let you know how it is, but I really, ooh, I don't know how far in I made it, but however far in I made it, was at the farthest or furthest boring point I could take. As I reached a point of, oh, I don't know that I could make it any farther. and then just like exercise when you're at the gym

I went a little bit farther you always want to go a little bit farther gaining that strength and so I made it a little bit farther and then I gave up I quit that was enough it was past the it was past what you call it dying

so I got past him dying and then and that was him in the Peloton battle and then they had the Chris Knoth then he had the Pelotan battle and then he had the Me Too moment and now he's off that

show and he's off equalizer i mean they chris nuth is done right i mean he's over now because of you know a couple of women said they were attacked by him allegedly just saying okay so this weekend we also have the oscars all right so it's the 94th oscars yay and uh it's gonna have a different look and a different feel and regina hall and amy schumer and wanda sykes You know them, you love them, are going to be the co-hosts. And we're going to have, you know, Beyonce and Billy Elish and Phineas and Riba McIntyre and Sebastian Yatra. I mean, I love Sebastian Yatra. Performing original songs nominated, it's going to be awesome.

But we did get some kind of breaking news. Now, this is not a special Royals show, although it's time to do one because there's a lot of Royals news. Harry and Megan, according to this, have been asked to present the best picture at the Oscars. Wow! I mean, holy cow! They'll be able to say whatever they want about climate change and Ukraine. And, hey, listen to my podcast, which I've only done one episode and paid millions of dollars for that we're going to reboot and start up sometime in the near future because Spotify is making. making us do it.

You'll be able to, they'll be able to promote that. And people are a little pissed in the United Kingdom because Harry's missed missed Grandpa's little memorial. And, I mean, he was there for the funeral. I mean, Megan has got him hogtied, man. He is, somebody's,

Williams got to get him away from Megan. And that could happen. That could happen at any time. but I mean Harry is now hooked to the Megan cult and the Megan cult has got him locked in

man so if you can break him away you can you know you'll be able to break them away and I don't know that that can happen anymore I mean and I see where Queen Elizabeth grandma is having a difficult time walking around now oh boy oh boy

that's not good that's good I mean she's what 96 now that's not good not good and if Harry doesn't go back there I mean I'm still pissed at him for not going back for Christmas I really

that was a big slap in everybody's face not going back for Christmas because it was the first Christmas that grandma was without hubby and they were out they had been gone he should have gone back he should have brought the whole family and gone back and stopped he's got lawsuits now because

they won't provide security and he wanted better security. That's all Megan. I guarantee you. That's all Megan. Drives me insane. Just drives me insane. All right.

I'll stop on the Royals now. I'll make it a special royals show and talk about that on the special because I can't. I can't. It drives me insane. So yesterday I told you about McKenzie, Scott, you know her, you love her, Jeff's ex-wife, giving a record amount to Habitat for Humanity, which I believe, isn't that Jimmy Carter's thing? Habitat for Humanity. That's to build houses all over. And Jimmy Carter, the head of that.

So, and I thought, well, you know, okay, I'm all right. Whatever. It's fine. She can do what she wants with her money. And she's already said that she was going to give it all away anyway. And she gives it to different charities. She wraps it around. But we also got news after we last spoke that she gave a record breaking $275 million to plan parenthood.

Oh, isn't that special? That is so nice of her. Look, she can do what she wants with her money. She's worth what, $55 billion? McKenzie, how you doing? My name is Planned Parenthood. A lot of people call me Jeffie, you know, chewing the fat, but really, I go by Planned Parenthood today.

And, you know, you want to donate a little bit of cash to me. I'm all about it. I'm all about it. 275 million. Thank you. appreciate it. Going to abortions. Yeah.

Good news there. Right? Yes. Never going to have enough money for abortions. I let you know that my wife's granddaughter was just born, right? I told you that, right? I told you that on chewing on Wednesday. She was born on Wednesday.

She's going home. I'm going to have to go down to, you know, broadcasting here at the Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas. But I have to go down to Austin, Texas. this weekend to meet Oakley Lynn Juanita Fisher 9 pounds, 8 ounces

Monster child man Monster child oof, 21 inches long I've seen her, you know, I've FaceTimer, we've been FaceTiming already and yeah she's kind of cool she's all right my wife, you know, she'd be,

proud grandma, proud grandma there so I don't know what made me think of that Because I was talking about McKenzie Scott giving money to abortions. Then, you know, my wife's grandchild. Weird how that. That's what happens, right? I didn't call my grandchild. Oh, I mean, no, edit that out.

Edit that out. I didn't call my wife's grandchild an abortion. I said I was talking about the abortions that made me think of having children. And that's what my oldest son just did. Did. Well, his wife did. He didn't really do much of anything, I'm told. Anyway, that's a family tradition.

Anyway, yeah, no, don't. It was not that. No. He may have been hearing that. I don't know that she was. Anyway, he just added that whole thing out. Just edit that whole thing out. I'll do this story instead.

Ice tea has started waves where he just, tweeted, I was robbed at it. Now, this is kind of a dad joke kind of thing. That's funny, right? I mean, he's got, you know, almost a million likes on this one tweet. And he is, after all, iced tea. I was robbed at a gas station in New Jersey last night. After my hands stopped trembling, I managed to call the cops,

and they were quick to respond and calmed me down. My money is gone. The police asked me if I knew who did it. I said, yes. It was pump number nine. I said, yes, it was pump number nine. Thank you. My gosh, slow on the trigger.

If you look at the comments, though, there were some good comments. But most of them, I didn't see one that I feel like I need to comment myself because they all say, oh, I hope they find the person or persons responsible. And they show all the gas prices around the world. Or they have the pictures of all the energy producers. all the oil producers who's guilty for this. Yeah, no, no, there's one face that needs to be the responsible. You're president.

You're president of the United States of America. That ain't Putin's fault. Sorry. I'm not. No, it's not. And when I start feeling good about having, I'll get gas now because it's only 365, that's a problem. Okay? That's a problem.

This is America. start drilling and making our own damn energy. But I digress. It was pump number nine. It's the matcha or the three ensemble Cadoce, Cephora, of the fact that I just need to deniches who energize all the time?

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and I have so much to get to today I mean, I've got deaths and space and COVID and I've got a ton of stuff

I want to share with you but there's only so much time in the day if we change where we don't have time changes anymore Does that give us more time?

Is that the way that works? No? All right. Well, then I guess it's time for the game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where you, the contestant, try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them not true.

Thus, that's where we get, What's the Lie? Welcome to our first contestant, this week on CTF Productions What's the Lie? Michael from Tomahawk, Wisconsin. Michael, thanks for joining us on What's the Lie? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

I thought I was your contestant. No, I asked listeners to email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com if they wanted to be a contestant. Michael did. He's scheduled to be the contestant today. Look, if you want me to be more enthusiastic,

I can be more enthusiastic. Happy to be here, Jeffie. Very excited to play. Too late. Too late for you, my friend. I hate this game. Let's get back to the game show, shall we? I am for What's the Lie?

The game show where you, the contestant, tries to decipher the lie. From four, count them, one, two, three, four headlines. One of them, of course, is not true. That's why we call it. call it, What's the Lie? Welcome to the Game Show, What's the Lie? Four headlines, one of which is not real.

Michael from Tomahawk, Wisconsin. Michael, welcome to What's the Lie. Hey, Jeffrey. Happy to be here. Hello, thanks for coming. Are you excited about playing What's the Lie? Oh, I'm ecstatic. But no, yes, I actually am.

I don't just want to copy the last contestant. All right, Michael, let's play What's the Lie. I've got my Coke Zero Starlight. Here, I'm ready to go. Don't start sucking up now. It's too late. Don't do it. All right.

So you're ready to play What's the Lie? Here you go. Four headlines, one of which is a lie. Headline number one. Actor Stephanie Beatriz reveals she recorded Enkanto song while in labor. Headline number two. Talking to kids about nukes, parents say experts should tell the truth.

Jimmy Buffett launches an apparel line with Fashion Nova to reach out to the Gen Z audience. A government agency, headline number four. A government agency is hiring a grizzly bear conflict manager, willing to pay up to $103,000 a year for the correct candidate. I feel like we talked about that one before. Anyway, that's the four headline. on what's a lie. Take a moment and figure out which one you want to choose as what's the lie, Michael. Actor Stephanie Beatrice reveals she recorded Encanto song Wild in Labor. Talking to kids about nukes, experts suggest truth. Jimmy Buffett launches an apparel line with Fashion Nova to

reach Gen Z audience. A government agency is hiring a grizzly bear conflict manager, willing to pay $103,000 a year for the right candidate. Those are the four headlines. Michael, are you ready to choose which one you think is the lie? Probably as ready as I'm going to be. How about Jimmy Buffett? You are absolutely correct, sir. Congratulations. We have a winner on What's the Lie?

First time contestant winner, Michael. Congratulations. You have won a brand new Thanks for listening to What's the Lies. What's the Lies of Subsidiary of Two and the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of the recording. CTF, WTL, MMXXII. Thanks a lot, Jeffrey.

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