Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 843 | Call Aquaman… | Special Guest: Pat Gray

Episode Date: April 1, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:24 Get full-sized favorites and must-have minis bundled for more value. Shop before they're gone. In-store online at Sephora.com. Blaze Radio Network And now Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher So I had an email forwarded to me from Tim Thank you Tim and he put it under the heading
Starting point is 00:00:42 When I read this I could not think of a more honest person than Jeff Fisher Thank you Tim The email is from Monica Jocelyn Gregg Hello I am Mrs. Monica Jocelyn Gregg from Canada, now undergoing medical treatment for cancer.
Starting point is 00:01:04 I am married to Dr. Alberto Phil Watson from Canada Nationality, who worked with Canada Embassy in Ivory Coast for years before he died in the year 2015. Before my husband died, we both make a deposit of a total sum $5,800,000 in a bank. Recently, my doctor told me that I few months to live due to cancer problem. Having known my condition, I have decided to donate this fund to a honest person. The fact is that I don't have any child that will inherit this funds in the future. Please assure me that you will act accordingly. I mean, yeah. So, I don't know. know whenever the 5,800,000 arrive, I'll let you know because that'll be my last show.
Starting point is 00:02:06 Once I get the 5 million, well, I might do a couple of shows after the 5,800,000 arrive. And then, you know, look for me on Instagram. I'll be on a beach somewhere. Welcome! Welcome to Tune to Fat. I guess that makes it sound like I'm all about the money and I'm not. So for five, I still do the show. All right, fine.
Starting point is 00:02:33 You have to twist my arm. All right. It's only $5,000,000. Still have to make a couple of bucks here and there. I know. So I'm sure that we all wake up every day thinking that the state we live in is the most stressful state around. But I have a ranking of the most stressful states, and your state may not be... Well, your state obviously is going to be on the list.
Starting point is 00:02:58 That's how it works. So state number 50, bottom of the barrel. It's actually the top of the barrel if you don't want to be stressed. Utah. Okay. If you say so, wallet hub, and they did. So this is the list of the most stressful states. All right, there are many different sources of stress.
Starting point is 00:03:25 But by far the most prominent in the past few years has been. a COVID-19. In fact, a recent survey found that one in three Americans sometimes feel so stressed about the pandemic that it hurts their ability to make basic decisions. Overall stress levels are not uniform across the country, though, and certain states worry more than others about specific issues. Wallet Hub compared the 50 states across 41 key indicators of stress to determine the places to avoid and achieve a more relaxing life.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Our data set ranges from average hours worked per week to the personal bankruptcy rate to the share of adults getting adequate sleep. Last month was Sleep Awareness Month, by the way. Just a little helpful hand from chewing the fat. So the top 10, the top 10 stressful states in the United States of America, coming in at number 10.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Tennessee. Number nine. The great state of Texas. Number eight. Alabama. Number seven. Oklahoma. Number six.
Starting point is 00:04:46 Arkansas. I know. It's Arkansas. Shut up. Five. Mississippi. Don't ever forget how to spell Mississippi. Am I? Cricket letter, crooked letter I. Cricket letter.
Starting point is 00:04:59 humpback, humpback, I, Abraham Lincoln. Number four, West Virginia. Number three, New Mexico. Oh, man, I thought New Mexico was about, or maybe that was after Alec Baldwin shooting. Number two, Nevada, and the most stressed states. Number one, overall. All right, so the number number one,
Starting point is 00:05:29 Number one, see, I got to look at the, at their rankings here. Mississippi was one. I think we're talking about the work-related stress. This state comes in third. Health and safety-related stress. This state comes in second. Oh, the great state of Louisiana, number one. Congratulations.
Starting point is 00:05:52 Congratulations to Louisiana for being number one. The great state of Florida, only been 13th. Still pretty high, though, for Florida for stress. That's kind of weird. You'd think, like, Pennsylvania would be a lot higher. New York would be a lot higher. Those are a nightmare states, man. I mean, Pennsylvania is, you know, I was okay living in that state, but...
Starting point is 00:06:22 Missouri's middle. Yeah, Missouri's in the middle. But, like, New Jersey is 41st? Doubtful. Doubtful. That should be a lot higher. I don't know if you ever been to New Jersey. I've actually lived in New Jersey for a short period of my life.
Starting point is 00:06:39 That should be a lot higher in the most stressed states. I'll tell you that. There's no doubt about that. But anyway, congratulations. Congratulations. Now you know. Now you know if you live in one of those states why you're so stressed. I mean, you're welcome.
Starting point is 00:06:56 One of the things that lead to stress is running out of money, and I see where one in five workers, runs out of money before payday. I would have bet more than that, actually. I mean, it's going to be more than that soon. But you've got the prices are going. I don't know if you've been to the store lately. But just walk down the aisles.
Starting point is 00:07:21 You don't have to buy anything. Maybe you're not buying anything. Maybe you're out of money. You're looking to deep pocket a couple things so you have something to eat. I get it. But do it safely. All right?
Starting point is 00:07:31 make sure you I'll give you helpful hints on how to deep pockets of things at the stores, don't worry about it. Just got to make it, do whatever you do, don't look around. All right, there's cameras everywhere so you can't look around like, oh, is somebody watching me? Yes.
Starting point is 00:07:48 The answer is yes, they're watching. That's why you just got to do it and move. Just do it and move because while there's cameras there, you know, security may not be looking at that particular camera at the time. And if they are, what are they going to do? Arrest you. Call the cops over a bag of noodles.
Starting point is 00:08:13 No. Well, maybe. Well, maybe. You just never do. Good luck. Good luck with that. But one in five are going broke, or, you know, running out of broke, but going out of money, running out of money before payday. I get that.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I understand that. Roughly one and five. All the cost of living has been going through the roof. Households are stretched thin. They can't make it paycheck to paycheck according to a new report. Now they surveyed according to this salary finance, a report by salary finance. And I can't get enough of salary finance. I'm a big fan of them.
Starting point is 00:08:57 The wage growth is high by historical standards, but isn't keeping up with increased cost of living. Really? Thank you. But certainly I would have bet more than that. I mean, it's got to be one in five actually you just run out of money, right? And that could be, you know, it's payday tomorrow and you don't have any money. It's payday in three or four days and you don't have any money. You budget your paycheck to, you know, well, you know, money to Wednesday,
Starting point is 00:09:26 what's in the house is in the house. That's what you get. And so maybe you're one, you know, if you're, one of the one in fives, you know how it sucks, but it definitely is there. And it also probably means that you're living in one of the top ten stressful states because that would be a reason to be stressed. So did you see where hackers have stolen more than $600 million worth of cryptocurrency from the Ronan blockchain underlying a popular play to earn online?
Starting point is 00:10:03 game, Axe Infinity. The heist is believed to be the biggest cryptocurrency theft in history. Huh. In history, I thought security would be in a blockchain. It was all safe. The attackers created two fraudulent withdrawals, stealing 173,600 Ether tokens, and 225.5 million USD coin tokens.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Either, Ether is the second most popular cryptocurrency. behind Bitcoin and USD coin is a cryptocurrency tied to the US dollar. Huh. Now the Sky Mavis, the gaming company that operates Ronan and Axe Infinity, they
Starting point is 00:10:47 discovered the breach after a user was unable to withdraw. Hey, you know, I need a little bit of cash. Yeah, no, there's nothing there. Sorry, it's all gone. Oh, that could be an issue. But, okay, so that $620 million.
Starting point is 00:11:06 And I was looking at the other crypto thefts. So in August of 2021, $610 million stolen. A hacker attacked the Polly Network by exploiting a vulnerability in its system. Yeah, that's how all of this happens. Okay? It's a vulnerability in the system. Managed to steal over $600 million. In January of 2018, $532.
Starting point is 00:11:33 million dollars. A Japan-based coin check had its NEM XEM tokens stolen. Nice. Again, hackers exploited the fact that the currency was being kept in a hot wallet. Huh. So I guess that
Starting point is 00:11:49 would be a vulnerability in its system. Then we had 470 million stolen. Okay. That was the theft of Bitcoins. Huh. Then we had a wormhole, $326 million. Ku coin, $281 million.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Pancake Bunny, $200 million stolen. I'm a fan of pancake bunnies, by the way, just so I want to make that clear. It's a flash loan attack, May 2021. Hackers were able to drain 200 million from the platform. To carry out the attack, the hacker loaned a large amount of Binance coin. B&B before manipulating its price and dumping it on pancake bunnies, bunny BNB market.
Starting point is 00:12:40 This enabled the hacker to a huge amount of bunny through a flash loan. Bitmart, $196 million stolen. BitGrail, $150 million stolen. Vulcan forged, 135 million stolen. Cream Finance, $130 million stolen. Badger, DAO, $120 million stolen. Coin Bend, $105 million stolen. Liquid, $97 million.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Oh, these are the bottom two. I mean, what are the beginners? 97 million and 87 million. Are you kidding me? If you're not breaking 100, what kind of criminal are you? That's sad. That's it. There's a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:13:32 being stolen and all because of vulnerabilities in the system and I'm worried about getting an email for $5,800,000 these people are stealing hundreds of millions of dollars where's my cut is what I want to know where's my cut that's a lot of freaking money but hey all these systems are safe
Starting point is 00:14:00 don't worry about it stop worry You're fine. You're fine. The new world order is going to have everything safe in the blockchain. And we'll know everything that you do when you spend it, how you spend it, how much you earn, what you make. And we'll allow you to purchase the things that we believe you should be allowed to purchase. And you'll like it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah. That's what I thought. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh. It was so good. You know, we've been talking about the states, the stressful living in the states.
Starting point is 00:14:57 But I see where, according to the Census Bureau report, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Austin, and Atlanta gained hundreds of thousands of residents from mid-2020 to mid-2020. New York, L.A., Chicago, and San Francisco lost hundreds of thousands of people over that same time frame. The 10 fastest growing counties in the U.S. made up nearly 80% of the population growth during that time period. And micro areas or regions with a core city of fewer than 50s.
Starting point is 00:15:39 thousand residents reversed their years-long stagnation by increasing in populations. Bozeman in Montana and Jefferson, Georgia led the way. Huh. That's interesting, isn't it? That's interesting. I don't know why. I just is. I see where Las Vegas is also, I love the promo for this because Las Vegas is going to have a,
Starting point is 00:16:06 they're going to host Formula One Road Race in 2020. And they're making such a big deal out of And a section of the track will include the strip You think? I mean, are you going to have it in Vegas? You know, Las Vegas is hosting a Formula One road race It's going to be out in the desert I mean, the point of having it in Las Vegas
Starting point is 00:16:31 Is to have it go down the strip. Hello, duh. But, you know, might as well promote it, I guess. whatever. It just didn't make, why would you want to go and be a part of this if it wasn't in on the strip? It just didn't make any sense to me. That's all. We got the Grammys this weekend. So I see where, uh, buying, that's in Vegas too, right? I think the Grammys takes place in Vegas. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show direct from the bar, Dean Martin.
Starting point is 00:17:15 Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, we're not doing that. No, that's not funny. First of all, that's not funny because you're shooting Dean Martin. Second, it's not funny because you're Las Vegas in shootings. Oh, no. No, that's not funny anymore. Okay. We're just waiting to see where the Grammys are.
Starting point is 00:17:49 I'm pretty sure we talked about it, and it was going to take place in Vegas. Yeah, MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents. Is that the MGM Grand Garden? Direct from the bar, Dean Martin. Dean's probably not going to be there. I thought we discussed the shooting.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Okay, no. That's why it's not going to be there. I shot him. No, no, that's not funny, man. That's not. Just isn't. I would have done it who died today. I would have told you that he died today
Starting point is 00:18:40 if he got shot in Vegas. I would have done, that's for sure. Did you see the guy? Oh, man. I've had several people sent me this story, and I want to thank you for, sending me the story about the man who watched his penis turn black and then start to rot. Ouch.
Starting point is 00:19:00 Right? After he injected it with cocaine. Thank you. I got it. Okay. I saw the story. I know it. All right.
Starting point is 00:19:10 And, okay, so if you're, if you've been a junkie or been around junkies, you know that after a while, it's tough to find a problem. place to shoot up because your veins
Starting point is 00:19:23 just go to hell. They get floppy and loose and you can't find a good one to stick a needle in. A lot of the junkies, that's when they start using their deck. Some of the junkies start off between their toes because they don't want to have the tracks
Starting point is 00:19:40 on their arms. So then you've already ruined those. I mean, if you start off between your toes and you move on from that, you're a junkie. move on, live with it. So, but that's why they get into, I remember watching a documentary about the black tar heroin in Seattle.
Starting point is 00:20:00 And they were following junkies around, and the junkies were shooting up in their necks. And the girl was saying, yeah, this is the last two really strong veins. I've got her right here just above my, just above the, below the jaw line here. And, uh, whoof, not good. Anyway, getting back to the guy, this guy, okay? So he, in the brink. Bronx. He apparently
Starting point is 00:20:23 didn't, has lost the veins to shoot up in. And so he's running using the dorsal vein of his man part. No, it is not that at all. I mean, it may have started out like that. I mean, anytime you hear stories, I would know. Okay, all right. Don't get,
Starting point is 00:20:50 please don't make me walk down that line. Please, because I will. But you hear stories about people that, you know, who have done cocaine in the past and, you know, use it as an aphrodisiac and rub it on different body parts for enhancements. So, you know, it could possibly have started out that way. But when you're putting a needle into the dorsal vein of your man part, who
Starting point is 00:21:21 that is that's an addiction that you don't want okay that's an addiction well maybe you do maybe you do what the hell you know if you're going to go just go so he admitted
Starting point is 00:21:38 to having injected cocaine in the old dorsal vein more than once without any obvious problems but after the long history of intervenous drug use. And with most, and I'm sure,
Starting point is 00:21:56 by the time you get to the old dorsal vein, it's not most, it's all other injection sites have been damaged. So, apparently the medics discovered the swelling, the ulcers, the foul-smelling discharge, rotting tissue. Now here's the good news, though. they did not find any STIs
Starting point is 00:22:23 I know that's good news and so they started pumping them through antibiotics and you know the condition improved slowly and then the doc said hey you know we could probably go ahead and cut away all that dying issue on your man tissue on your man part and even that was too much for my dorsal.
Starting point is 00:22:52 He was okay with shooting up in the old dorsal vein. What did you start talking about scraping away dying tissue? I'm out. Talk to you later. So anyway, thank you all who emailed chewing the fat that story because I got it. It's hockey season and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rink on Uber Eats.
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Starting point is 00:23:49 Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. So yesterday I talked about the independent order of odd fellows. We talked about the story of, you know, they found the bones in Ohio, a box of bones in the garage, and then they linked it back to an old independent order of the Odd Fellows ritual that was done and it belonged to them and got moved
Starting point is 00:24:12 and it was left in the garage and then there it stayed and nobody messed with it until criminals broke into the garage and started digging around and they found these box of bones. Well, I found their website, Independent Order of Odd Fellows and I'm going to reach out to them
Starting point is 00:24:28 their main home or their main spoke fellows are in North Carolina but I see I'm told that we have an oof I oof I off Independent Order of Odd fellows
Starting point is 00:24:45 here in the greater DFW area in Denton, Texas which is, you know, DFW and they have a cemetery and they have stories about their founders. They have, and I'm going to, I may have to become a member. I'm not a big, I'm not a big, I'm not a big joiner
Starting point is 00:25:00 I'm not a big joiner but you know you may I don't know I might have to I might have to I might have to become a member of the international order
Starting point is 00:25:15 of odd fellows do I get like a little pin do I have to wear a little hat I mean I don't know what do I get what if I'm a member do I have to wear a little funny shoes I'm not sure. I mean, the motto is friendship, love, and truth.
Starting point is 00:25:35 Hello. I mean, that's chewing the fat. Is it? Yes. The group's mission is to promote the elevation of mankind's character. Each chapter of this order is dedicated to participating in local service projects while facilitating a sense of brotherhood and camaraderie among the community. it serves.
Starting point is 00:26:02 I mean, I haven't seen I will say I'm not at any dent in the DMW area, but I haven't seen any little parades I've seen in the neighborhoods. Why? And they must not be in Florida. Because, I mean, this thing has been going on in the 1700s since the United Kingdom.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Why haven't I ever seen like the I-OF, the International Order of my fellows, in little parades, local parades and stuff? If that's what they're supposed to do, local service projects and a sense of brotherhood and camaraderie among the community, they should be in these little community parades and stuff with their oof signs. And wearing their little international order of outfellow boots and hats so that people know who they are. Those are the shriner's, Jeff. Oh, okay, well, never mind.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Okay, so there's all kinds of royals news. So I'm not going to do, you know, all royals news here. But I will tell you that there's a definite Royal Special sometime in the near future because I've got... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, fourteen, fourteen, fifty, six. At least sixteen story links under my royals tab. So, I mean, there's stuff going on. Like, uh, there are big news. Charles is going to visit the new meta building opening up in the UK. And that's especially after Harry and Meg.
Starting point is 00:27:32 who's just up against Mata and Charles is like well first of all Harry's over there with that bitch of a wife of his I'm over here in love with and we're having just the time of our life
Starting point is 00:27:50 and meta while I don't necessarily agree with everything they do they're going to give me a lot of money and we're happy about that So I'll be over at the ribbon cutting for that, okay? Don't you worry about it. And I'm bringing the wife with me too. However, the biggest news, the biggest news, is that they've released a teaser for the new podcast.
Starting point is 00:28:23 Now, I thought it was Harry and Megan. But no, this teaser and how they promote it is just, Megan under the Archwell Audios and it's called Archtypes so Spotify went over to the house after a year and said hey
Starting point is 00:28:46 we gave you millions how about you record something I'm going to go ahead and leave this producer here with a microphone you guys can cut something okay now I know that they're you know they're not going back over they go back over to the memorial or
Starting point is 00:29:03 whatever it was, the get-together for Grandpa, which really was a mistake. That pisses me off, actually. Harry should have been done back for that. And he didn't go back for Christmas either. It really ticks me off. However, she's going to die, and he's not going to see his grandma. And Megan is going to be responsible for that.
Starting point is 00:29:24 I will say they wouldn't go back to England because of security concerns. But the Beckham's, David and Victoria, their kids get married soon down in Florida. You could bet your bottom dollar that Harry and Megan will be there because the Beckham's were at their wedding. And they will be down in South Florida for the Beckham wedding. That's going to be the event of the season. Just saying it's going to be the event of the season.
Starting point is 00:29:53 So anyway, Megan released her teaser for Archtypes. Archwell Audio. And wow, does it sound good? It features a series of sound bites and interviews. Well, why don't I just let Megan the Archtypes teaser air for you. She's a slut. People think I should be quiet and submissive. And a little emotionally unstable.
Starting point is 00:30:32 You have the word skanky in America? Emotionally unstable. I was waiting. for you to smile at some of the compliments you didn't. They are weaker, smaller. They are less intelligent. This is how we talk about women. Oh, there she is. The words that raise
Starting point is 00:30:46 our girls and how the media reflects women back to us. She's a better actress than that. I mean, she could sound better. I want to know how many takes that was. And I want to know if there's anything else recorded. Somebody gets Spotify on the line.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Because that was terrible. The audio clips are great. And then play her Just her part. Just Megan. Can we do that? Are you able to do that production value-wise? Or do I have to hear the whole damn thing? He's a slut. All right.
Starting point is 00:31:18 She's a slut. People think I should be quiet and submissive. And a little emotionally unstable. You have the word sketchy. We do have that word. I was waiting for you to smile at some of the compliments. You didn't. They are weaker, smaller.
Starting point is 00:31:33 They are less intelligent. This is how we talk about women. The words that raise our girls and how the media reflects women back to us. I mean, what she's making a smoothie in the kitchen? This is how we talk to our girls. And how the media... This is how we talk to the girls.
Starting point is 00:31:53 And how the media reflects back to us. That's all I'm doing. I've got to fix eggs for the kids. Okay. All right, Megan, we're done. That's a wrap. Take care of. I'll be back tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:32:04 I mean, they got paid a lot of money for that dribble, I'll tell you that. Don't get me wrong, it's good dribble, right? I mean, oh, man, I'm not going to... Anything about that. And we got that container ship. Is it floating again? And I'm not talking about the one that we lost in the Suez, right? Because that was free.
Starting point is 00:32:29 That's the... That's the... ever given, right? But there's another one stuck here in the U.S. now that's been stuck for over a week. That's the ever forward. Not right now, though. He's not going forward now because he's stuck, okay?
Starting point is 00:32:51 The 1,096 foot vessel is a cousin to the ever given. And it ran aground. Oh, yeah, ran a ground in the check. Chesapeake Bay in route from Baltimore to Norfolk. And have we got that thing out of there yet? Because it's been almost a week. And you'd think, I don't know, maybe we figure out a way to get that thing taken care of. No, it's still stuck?
Starting point is 00:33:23 Oh, okay. Dredging mud and crews made their first attempt at refloating the ever forward. Nope. Oh, okay. I thought it was a little over a week. It's been almost two weeks. I apologize. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:33:40 I don't want to cut them shy or anything. Two weeks. Are we living in cavemen days? A ship gets stuck and we can't send in something. I mean, just to pull it out. I don't know one. Call the Hulk. Call Superman.
Starting point is 00:33:57 Call Aquaman. Something. Somebody. And just pull that. thing out. That's all. There's got to be something. According to them, there was no indication of movement.
Starting point is 00:34:13 So whatever they're doing, it ain't working. All right. So I guess, you know, the refloating operations that is aimed at freeing the ever forward. They're just, we don't know what to do. because everything we've tried has been unsuccessful. Well, first we need to find someone else in charge. Let's go ahead and move old Jeffrey Donahue out of the way there from the Maryland Department of Environment's Emergency Preparedness and Planning Director.
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Starting point is 00:35:51 You gift the good stuff. Well, it is Friday. So let's play What's the Lie? You don't care if I'm ready or not? I don't really? No. You're just a contest. I need to be ready, don't I? Don't I need to be ready? Are you ready? No. Well, yes, I am, but...
Starting point is 00:36:09 Well, then let's play What's the Lie? Okay. Welcome to What's the Live. Yes, it's the game that where you, the contestants, try to decipher the lie from our count them one, two, three, four headlines. Yeah, one of them is not true with us. That's why are we. First of all, let me just say, Jeffrey, it's really great to be here with you.
Starting point is 00:36:41 Thank you for inviting me to the show today. You're welcome. I was just telling your producer that I listen all the time. And I love the show and I've always wanted to be on it. So I'm really excited to be here today. excited to have you as well. Welcome to our celebrity contestant, Pat Gray. How's your day been going so far?
Starting point is 00:37:01 So far it's been going great. It's the April Fool's edition. What have you been doing? What have you done so far today? Well, we're getting ready to play the game of What's the Line? I know, but what you do before that? Why are you? You know, where's the producer that booked the celebrity guest is what I want to know.
Starting point is 00:37:20 So it's the April Fool's edition of What's the Live? April Fool's edition. All right. I'm ready. And we're going to give you four headlines, one of which is not real. All right, that's where you come in and decipher which one is not real. Okay. So you know which one is the lie.
Starting point is 00:37:33 I'm really excited about this. And I know your contestants say that all the time, but I don't think they are. I'm actually excited to be here. Here we go. Over. In honor of Lollapalooza's jam-pack lineup revealed this week, happening July 28th through the 31st, more than 170 acts performing. We're going to give you three.
Starting point is 00:37:53 real musical acts performing at this year's festival and one of them that's not. All right? You have to choose the one that's not. All right. Okay. Number one, Coco and Claire Claire. Number two, sidepiece. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:10 Number three, boobies. Number four, rolling blackouts, coastal fever. Those are the four band names, one of them not performing. at Lollapalooza. Yes, he's going to decide which band name is not a real band name, Coco and Claire Claire. Sidepiece, Boobies, Rolling Blackouts, Coastal Fever. Okay.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Boobies sounds too easy. It sounds, you know, like it would be the one. So I'm not going to pick that one. Well, you're not going to pick that one? I'm not going to pick that one. All right. I'm going to say Coco and Poopoo or whatever. first one.
Starting point is 00:38:54 Coco and Poohoo may actually be another band performing at Lollapalooza, but Cocoa and Claire Claire actually is a band. It is a band. Damn it. What would you say? Dang, darn, do it!
Starting point is 00:39:09 Dang it! Darn, do a thing! Dang! Darn, if I only... Dang it! Darn if I would have only... Should have... Darn.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Dang it! Oh, no. Oh, darn. Don't be so upset, Pat, because it was an honor to have you on, what's a lie. Was it? Yes. Are you going to tell me what the actual not banned was? What would you say if I told you, you know, that they were all banned names?
Starting point is 00:39:39 And it was an April Fool's Daily joke. Say you're a douche. I just said, if that were true. Yeah. Was it true? But we're going to send you home with a brand new. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie! What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises.
Starting point is 00:40:05 All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MFXXII. So actually, the band name that wasn't real was boobies. No. Yeah, you were right. I should have got with boobies. That was the obvious. I said that's the obvious one.
Starting point is 00:40:23 It's a good rule of thumb. I should always go with boobies. Good rule of thumb in life. Always go with boobies. It's a good safety tip. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts. You may have heard of the sex cult nexium and the famous actress who went to prison for her involvement, Alison Mack. But she's never told her side of the story until now.
Starting point is 00:41:04 People assume that I'm like this pervert. My name is Natalie Robamed. And in my new podcast, I talked to Allison to try to understand how she went from TV actor to cult member. How do you feel about having been? involved in bringing sexual trauma at other people. I don't even know how to answer that question. Allison After Nexium from CBC's Uncover is available now on Spotify.

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