Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 846 | It’s a Little Weird…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So a Pennsylvania school district, the Alaquipa Junior Senior High School,
drugs are apparently not the problem.
Excessive amounts of snacks are the issue.
They've begun enforcing limits on snacks.
Students will now only be allowed to bring chip bags of a certain size
among other new snack rules in a now deleted Facebook post from Aliquippa school district
Due to excessive amounts of outside snacks, students' bags will be searched anything more than a single four-ounce bag of chips and a single drink of up to 20 ounces will be thrown out.
Students who pack lunch will not get an allowance for additional snacks and will also have their lunches opened and inspected.
Oh, okay.
So I guess they decided to enforce this snack regulation
due to the gross amount of snacks being brought in by students.
Shopping bags full of chips, bottled and canned drinks, candy, etc.
So we're not having that any longer.
This will not take place if a student packs of lunch.
These same guidelines are to be followed
and lunches will be searched as well.
If the students go against these regulations
and bring more than the outlined amounts to school,
these illicit snacks will be thrown out by security
or other school officials.
Oh, okay.
I'm sure the students won't find ways
to sneak the skittles and the Doritos in.
And what's the worst case that could happen?
Oh, we're going to throw that out.
Okay.
I'm sure they won't find a secret little way to sneak their snacks in.
I guess the kids were wheeling and dealing snacks on the side in the hallways.
Hey.
Yeah, hey, I got an extra bag of Doritos here.
I'll sell them to you for a buck.
Okay.
Yeah, I got a can of soda here, too.
I mean, what are they?
It's like prison.
All right, whatever.
Plus, just has a side note.
The district is hosting a wellness festival this weekend.
So there's going to be food and garden demonstrations,
physical activities, educational speakers,
and a fun fest for all ages,
including cardio stations, lawn games, agility challenges,
raffle prizes, along with my favorite, and more.
So I guess maybe they're just trying to, you know,
they're sick of the fatties.
This is fat shaming at its finest.
Fat shaming in schools.
Hey, you're bringing in way too many snacks.
Okay?
No, that will not be.
You will, gonna trim up and get in shape,
and that's just the way it is.
And if I catch you with anything more
than a bag of chips and a drink,
and that's a four-ounce bag of chips, by the way,
and a single drink, no more than 20 ounces.
If I catch you with more than that, I'm throwing it out.
So don't you be doing it?
guess maybe they'll come up with some sort of excessive snack jail to throw the kids into.
That we'll see.
We'll see what happens when the first kid gets thrown into snack jail.
So this bag of cheese it white cheddar's 1.5 ounce.
Okay, so I'm good.
Yeah, all right.
You're not throwing me in snack jail, Alequipa.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
But more than 20 years later, two of Charles Darwin's notebooks that were reported stolen from Cambridge University's library have been returned.
I mean, they've been missing for 20 years.
So the university said that the manuscripts were left in the library inside a pink gift bag, along with a note wishing the librarian.
Happy Easter.
So now, they were reported stolen in 2020, but they went missing in 2001.
So they went missing after they were removed to be photographed,
though at the time the staff believed they may have been misplaced.
So after searches of the library's collection of 10 million books, maps, and manuscripts,
if that they didn't find him.
So it took them until 2020 to search all of that?
I mean, we could have picked up the pace a little bit on the search.
But so now, since it wasn't misplaced,
or at least they believed that it wasn't misplaced after 19 years,
you know what?
We're going to report them stolen.
And so local detectives notified the global police organization
enter poll and launched an international hunt.
Now the notebooks are valued, I mean, they're worth millions.
So, I mean, you want them, you want them back.
And, I mean, these notebooks are part of Darwin's world, right?
I mean, they're his, they have his tree of life sketches and all his notes that he took when he was on his trip that ended up being his theory on evolution.
you know on the origin of species he went on a worldwide tour and these are his notes so i mean
they're kind of important and i agree with that however um after they started their international
hunt well on march ninth the books reappeared left in a public area of the building outside
the librarian's office which by the way is not covered by security cameras
Uh-huh.
The two notebooks were wrapped in cling film inside their archive box and appeared undamaged.
The accompanying note, librarian, Happy Easter X.
So they're back.
And I want to say I didn't have anything to do with it.
I would not have returned them.
But maybe after you went through them for 20 years and you took some pictures and you memorized the notes and now
it's, you know, all right, well, they can have them back.
No problem. Especially after, you know, the first 19 years, you figured you were safe.
And then in 2020, they launched the international hunt.
Yeah, you started to get worried that you were going to get caught with the notebooks.
So you went ahead and returned him.
Oh, I was going to mention that I, personally, I think I'm going to start identifying as
transgender or non-binary, because if this is going to start happening around America, I want in on the money.
Palm Springs, California, has now said that transgender residents, I'm sorry, transgender and non-binary
residents, regardless of their earning level, is going to get a universal basic income of up to $900 per month
solely for identifying as transgender or non-binary.
No strings attached.
Did I mention that I too am transgender and non-binary.
If I'm going to get an extra 900 bucks a month, you bet.
I'm in.
For nothing?
Yes, I'm in.
The new pilot program will have a couple hundred thousand set aside for allocation.
After a unanimous vote by the Palm Springs City Council.
Yeah, because nobody wants to be no on that.
bandwagon, but a couple hundred thousand.
That's not going to go over.
That's not going to last a long time.
So the former San Diego City Councilman
Carl DeMaio, a Republican who served
as the first openly gay
member of the city council, called the program
outrageous and discriminatory.
What?
No, thank you.
We want this to happen everywhere.
I want universal basic income for all that
for sure.
So a six-month design period will be the precursor of the program's implementation,
in which the group of mayor's for the guaranteed income will be involved providing guidance.
Wait, I thought there were no strings attached.
Huh.
So the DAP Health CEO, David Brinkman, claimed that the transgender population is one of the most marginalized populations in our city,
who faced some of the highest levels of housing insecurity,
joblessness, and discrimination.
Really?
Really, I would like to see actual proof of that.
But, you know, show me the proof.
I'm happy to go.
Queerworks CEO, Jacob Rostakovsky,
also claimed in a press release,
that transgender and non-binary people,
and this is the line,
are highly marginalized,
in our society in general, especially economically.
Oh, okay, and told the Desert Sun that the city of Palm Springs would have to match any state funds.
Oh, interesting. Our project's budget is estimated at $1.8 million. And so when we look at what other
programs that have been successfully funded have done, their local cities have provided nearly a match to that
funding. Oh, so I can even get more money.
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You see where Tiger is coming back.
I am just amazed that Tiger Woods is going to be back.
And I don't know why.
I mean, just I'm kind of excited about it.
He brings an excitement to the game.
I mean, the crowds that he was drawing in Augusta was amazing.
And those were just practice rounds.
Now, he says he's good.
He says that he feels like he's going to play.
I watched an interview with him yesterday,
and he was, you know, excited.
and said that he was, he felt good.
You know, obviously he was, you know,
the problem is walking the course.
A little bit of an issue.
He said, and when asked, he said,
look, I don't show up to an event unless I think I can win.
Duh.
No kidding.
He's, it's been 25 years since he won his first masters.
25 years.
Wow.
And so now it's more than a year since he suffered the, you know,
devastating leg injuries.
in that car accident.
I mean, he almost lost a leg.
They considered amputation.
At least that's what the story said.
And so he had compound fractures.
And they said originally,
he'll be lucky to walk,
let alone play golf again.
Did they realize they were talking about Tiger,
freaking woods?
The goat?
I'm sorry.
The goat of golf?
Tiger, my man, is back.
I mean, even if he doesn't win, holy cow.
And I mean, if he wins, oh my gosh, would that be awesome if Tiger won?
And I mean, I think we're all, if you're a fan of golf, even just a little bit, and a fan of Tiger, you know, you got to, you got to hope that my man, you know, wins.
it would be awesome to see him coming down 18.
Or 36 or 154, whatever hole he's on.
And to win the Masters on Sunday?
Oh, they talk about ratings?
The numbers would be through the freaking roof.
And nobody cares about Rachel Yucatel,
who, you know, is the girlfriend, the nightclub hostess.
Nobody cares about the waitress, the cocktail waitress or the porn stars.
Nobody cares about the daughter of the neighbor down the street.
Nobody cares about that.
Tiger's back.
He's got the new girlfriend.
He's got the kid.
Charlie's going to be a superstar.
He's already going to have the power of dad behind him.
It's going to be awesome.
It's going to be out
And I'm sure all of this is being filmed for, you know,
Tiger's website and his world.
It'll be,
it'll be amazing.
Anyway,
I just can't,
I can't get it out of my head.
I'm excited.
I want him,
I want him to win.
And rumor has it that,
uh,
my man,
Vern Lundquist is going to be back announcing.
Uh,
you know,
Vern is like 81.
So he doesn't do a lot of work these days.
But,
uh,
he does still do a little bit of the masters.
and he's going to be up in the 16th Tower.
That's what I'm told.
I don't know if that's true.
I just know that's what I was told that Vern Lundquist would be up in the 16th Tower.
So, man, tell me you don't want that to happen and be excited about.
That's what I thought.
You can't.
One more thing about sports.
All right.
Major League Baseball, opening day tomorrow, if you care.
I barely care.
But what makes it fascinating to be now is that we're going to change up the old seventh inning stretch.
Take me out to the ball game.
Buy me some peanuts and cracker jills.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
Cracker jills, not cracker jacks.
I mean, cracker jacks are so old school and racist and white.
It's just ridiculous.
Gillis.
So PepsiCo and Frito Lay announced, maybe Frito Lay is under PepsiCo, probably, announced that Cracker Jills will be a permanent member of its snack roster as a way to celebrate women who break down barriers in sports.
The snack will be available in pro ballparks and via a $5 donation to the Women's Sports Foundation.
In addition, PepsiCo will donate 200.
thousand dollars to the foundation.
Oh, that's so nice of them.
The reimagined classic uses the same recipe as the 125-year-old classic Cracker Jack,
but features five different representations of women on a special edition bag.
So really, it's just, they're putting it's the same stuff.
So it's still Cracker Jacks, or you can't call them that anymore, still Cracker Snack,
but they're just wrapping it.
the package with five jills that were brought to,
and there are special edition bags, by the way.
And they were brought to life by artist and model Monica Anahono.
And she, who I would love Monica Anahono works.
Great.
They were inspired by the most represented ethnocifalus.
What can I say that word?
They were inspired by the most.
represented ethnicities in the U.S., according to data from the U.S. Census Bureau.
Frito-Lay has worked with artist Normani, who another, I mean, to reimagine the iconic song,
Take Me Out to the Ball Game to include Cracker Jill.
So I don't know.
I haven't heard the new version, the new reimagined version, so it might, you know, buy me
some peanuts and cracker
Jackson Jills
I don't care if I ever
Come back some
It's Root root for the home team
I mean it could's possible
I have to put in
Do you have to get rid of Cracker Jacks altogether?
Probably
Cracker Jacks is
That's too racist
It means white so just get rid of it
So you don't even have to reimagine the song
All you have to do is reimagine saying
Buy me some peanuts and
Cracker Jills
It's not that tough.
Who died today?
I know somebody big Bobby Rydell, the singer in Philadelphia native, known for Wildwood Days.
I mean, he was 79 years old.
This guy was a teen idol man.
He was on American bandstand, which, you know, what's his face?
Clark broadcasted out of Philadelphia.
This guy actually grew up in South Philly with my father-in-law.
My father-in-law knows all these diggleberries from South Philly.
And apparently he died of complications from pneumonia at Abington Jefferson Hospital.
And so, you know, he was very, say he was a big heartthrob.
He was the guy.
I mean, James Darren, Fabian, Frankie Avalon, and Rydell, man.
I guess he was supposed to probably should have died back in 2012.
you know, nine or ten years ago
because he had a kidney
and liver transplant.
So that gave him another 10 years.
Good for him.
Between 59 and 64,
1959 and 1964,
he had nearly three dozen top 40 singles,
including Wild One,
Volari Wildwood Days,
the cha-cha-cha,
forget him.
I mean, the guy was a,
superstar, man.
And he had reoccurring roles on
Red Skelton show.
Bye-bye Birdie
was rewritten to give him a major
part as the boyfriend of
Anne Margaret. I mean, the guy was
a showman. He was part of the
those days that went away
fast, right? I mean, his big days
were five years. 59 to 64,
he's the superstar,
and then he's, you know,
doing fairs because the
Beatles are, you know, on top of the world.
Just amazing.
I mean, it's Bobby Rydell, though, man.
This guy was a monster.
And I'm sure that, you know, I'm sure you remember.
All right, all right.
That's enough of Rydell.
But you get the point.
What a great, you know, superstar he was and is still today.
Bobby Rydell, rest in pace.
Pace, pace.
Amorpha Phallus.
Yeah, rest in.
Amorph a phallus.
Yeah, no, peace.
Dead at 79 years of age.
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I don't know if this is good news or not.
JetBlue made an offer to buy Spirit Airlines for $3.6 billion.
Wow.
Sending the Spirit shares up more than 22%.
Now, I guess I could start a bidding war with Frontier.
who already agreed to merge with Spirit a couple of months ago.
So Spirit is like, well, well, we'll evaluate JetBlue's proposal.
Will you?
Will you, Spirit?
Because your airline isn't really that good.
You can quote me on that.
Your airline really isn't that good.
So for $3.6 billion, will you just evaluate it?
the proposal from JetBlue.
I mean,
as Frontier, who said they were going to merge,
are they going to come back with a $4 billion offer for Spirit?
Maybe.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I mean, is Spirit worth that much?
Spirit Airlines is worth $3.6 billion?
Wow.
We are,
we are in a different world.
And we are also involved in space wars,
space wars.
So we know that.
I mean, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, and mostly Bezos, has been wound up at all the press that Elon gets for SpaceX,
and he really thinks that he should have the, you know, the space news.
But we're trying to find out who's going to be the Internet King now,
because Amazon just announced a massive multi-billion dollar investment in satellite internet service.
Huh, is that what Elon is doing?
Isn't that what he's doing?
I mean, I thought Elon had the Starlink program.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
So, 83 launches in the next five years to have its proposed fleet of more than 3,000 satellites into orbit.
If completed, the satellite constellation would provide broadband Internet service for consumers, businesses, and government agencies.
Wow, deals with three separate rocket companies have been inked for the launches.
Huh.
I wonder if he inked to deal with SpaceX.
Oh, he inked to deal with United Launch Alliance, which is a joint venture between Boeing and Lockheed Martin.
They're going to send 38.
Aryan Space, which has recently launched, the James Webb Telescope, is going to do 18 of them.
and Blue Origin is going to conduct at least 12 of those.
Huh.
But he didn't ink a deal with Space X to take up some of the project Kuiper?
I guess it's Kuiper.
Man, there's a lot of...
Amorphapalus.
Yeah, that project.
K-U-I-P-E-R will be competing directly with Starlink in the broadband market.
I mean, hopefully that'll bring the prices down.
Right? Competition will bring the prices down because you know Elon is going to want to be number one on that.
And maybe the new deal with Twitter is like, hey, you want Twitter if you are subscribe to you.
If you have a Twitter account, you get Starlink for free.
What do you think, Elon?
Make that happen.
So Bezos, here's a deal.
Here's an idea for you.
if I'm a subscriber of Prime,
I also get your
broadband market for free
as long as I'm a subscriber to Prime.
I like it.
I like it.
So I know that Elon and Jeff
are battling each other
because remember last year NASA awarded
the $2.9 billion
contract to SpaceX
and Blue Origin sued over that
because they wanted that.
and they lost that.
In response to the challenge,
Musk tweeted,
Can't get it up?
L-O-L.
That is not funny at all.
And it certainly wasn't funny to Jeff Bezos.
I'll tell you that.
And Bezos has also criticized the idea of living on Mars,
which is,
I mean, that's Elon's deal, man.
That's his vision,
saying living on Mount Everest would be a paradise
in comparison.
Amazon and Blue Origin will have some catching up to do, though.
Starlink, that's right.
Starlink has already launched about 1900 of those satellites.
And already has 250,000 subscribers.
Oh, I got to, how come I'm not a subscriber to the Starlink program, Elon?
Call me.
Now, he's probably busy.
Oh, well.
I'll reach out.
I see also Russia said that they're going to end the cooperation on International Space Station.
So since we're into space wars, we'll talk about Russia ending their cooperation.
And does that really do anything?
I don't know.
Russia said it's going to end its cooperation with the ISS and cease working with NASA and the European Space Agency due to the sanctions.
Okay.
He said he slammed the sanctions, said they were designed to kill the Russian economy.
Yeah, they most certainly were.
I don't necessarily agree with them,
but that's what they were designed to do.
The ISS is not owned by a single nation,
but is instead operated through a cooperative program
involving the U.S., Europe, Russia, Canada, and Japan.
It's the largest man-made structure ever put into space,
although China is busy building their own space station up there now.
So I guess sanctions from the U.S., Canada, the European Union,
They are hurting Russia as far as this goes, or at least they're made them mad.
So restoration of normal relations between partners and the International Space Station
and other joint projects are possible, possible if we complete this unconditional lifting of illegal sanctions.
Oh, okay.
But I would say that if there's an issue with the Space Station,
Elon could take care of it.
Jeff Bezos can't.
His rockets are not going up to the space station.
Elon's rockets have gone to the space station
and can go to the space station.
So no problem.
We got Elon to take us up there and empty the trash
and pick up the Russian and say,
you ready to go?
Your country doesn't want you up here anymore.
Hop on. Let's go.
All right.
Get out of here and bring them back.
Or maybe the Russians
just say, you know, we don't care what happens to you.
So the European astronaut, they can't just push him out.
That would just be wrong.
So Elon's going to go ahead and have to save him.
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I love the story about the lady who she posted on TikTok that she was pissed that her husband, Matt, wasn't getting back to her.
He had gone with the boys to a rugby match a couple hours away.
And she talked to him that night about midnight on the phone and they had a nice conversation, whatever.
And then she woke up and said, good morning.
I love you. Hope you had a good time. Can't wait to see you tonight. And she didn't get a reply, which she thought was weird. And she was pissed. And she just, I figured he was hung over. He's not replying. But then I was still a few hours with no response. It was strange. And I should probably be on their way home by now because I knew they were checking out at 10. And I could see that his friends were still in the city on Snapchat. So she knew where, you know, Snapchat has the availability to know where you're at.
if you okay that function.
And she was like, what the heck?
Why isn't he getting back to me?
Yeah, then I thought, well, maybe you went to, you know, he was missing.
I'm not sure what happened.
And then he got a text from hubby's brother, the brother-in-law, saying, hey, come over to the house right now.
And she said, I flew out the door.
You expect the worst, but you don't want to believe anything.
that happened.
And, yeah, the police were there and he died.
I mean, that should be who died today.
Matt, husband of Bonnie.
So he died in some freak accident, which is what the, you know, is what they say.
However, when you, you know, you read the story, the freak accident, holy cow.
So they were out partying.
and he had to go to the bathroom.
He had to take a pee.
And so he went off this edge.
And it was this huge drop-off.
And he was looking at his phone and probably, you know, a little drunk.
And just misjudged where the step was right off the edge.
And they said his phone was found face up still playing.
So we think he just misjudged it and went off the end and fell.
I was not funny at all.
But that's how fragile life is.
You know, one minute you're texting the wife saying, hey, love you.
And the next minute, you're stepping off a cliff.
She did the bit.
I can laugh with her.
She's talking about dark humor because she posted about,
being pissed that he didn't call and then it was
you know sad that the reason
he didn't call was because
he was dead
so
that's a bit of a problem
and I see
speaking of dead and murder
I see where a 71 year old romance novelist
Nancy
Crampton
Morofi
she's written of nearly a dozen
books but one
blog post that she wrote back in 2011
titled
How to Murder Your Husband.
So now apparently they're going, they're pulling that out of that
because 10 years later, she's on trial for murdering her husband.
Oh, okay.
So hubby, chef Daniel Brophy, found dead inside the Oregon Culinary Institute back in 2018.
So seven years after,
after she wrote how to murder your husband.
Students arrived for their classes,
and so he was gunned down at the Culinary Institute.
Wow, shot to death.
The students walk in, and he had been gunned down.
So she has been held without bond since 2018.
What is happening?
How can we hold people without bond for four years?
Before they go to trial, I know it's a murder trial,
and I know that she wrote a blog post on how to murder your husband.
It doesn't say here if it talks about gunning your husband down in the Culinary Institute.
But, you know, I guess that, you know, they're saying at the beginning of the trial,
the judge ruled that the blog post would not be used as evidence since it was written years ago.
Okay, good.
That's good.
Then, you know, I guess they're trying to paint this picture of cash-strapped couple with big life insurance ticket because she was the beneficiary of $1.4 million.
And she asked law enforcement for a letter to send a life insurance company.
What's wrong with that?
That's what you do.
So I guess they have her internet searches for ghost guns and her multiple gun purchases.
And so they believe that this could have been the start of.
of her alleged plans when she wrote about how to murder your husband.
Really strange.
I hope they have more evidence like one of the guns that she owned was used to murder her husband.
They claim here that she entered not guilty and she plans to take the stand in her own defense.
I hope they have more.
I've got to follow more of this trial now in Oregon because I want to know what evidence they actually have.
other than, and they can't even use the blog post on how to murder your husband.
I'm going to have to find this blog post, do I want to know how she thinks about what you should do to murder your husband.
But really strange that she's been held without bond.
I'm sure she's not the only one.
And this isn't even a January 6th rioter, insurrectionist.
This is someone that just allegedly,
killed their husband
we definitely
have to follow this story
on chewing the fat
Nancy Crampton Brofey
got to
we will be covering this trial
the murder of the chef
and the Oregon Culinary Institute
gunned down
so this isn't a murder
case this next story
but it is a possible
murder case
This lady found out that her gynecologist was her secret dad, and he knew it.
I'm not laughing.
That's a terrible.
Horrible.
Horrible.
Okay.
So Morgan Helquist screamed and sobbed and nearly crashed her car after learning her
gynecologist who once fitted her for an IUD and had given her breast and pelvic
examinations for years was actually her biological father.
And he knew it.
He knew it the whole time.
He knew it the whole time he was.
And I didn't.
So she's a little upset.
She's suing Dr. Boris Wartman,
the upstate New York OBGYN
Out of Rochester, New York,
for regularly acting as her physician
while allegedly knowing he was her father.
I didn't know that that was illegal, by the way.
If I'm a doctor, you can't treat your own daughter?
So, I don't know.
Her lawsuit was filed back in September for unspecified damages
and charges Warpant with medical malpractice,
lack of informed consent, battery, fraud, negligence,
and infliction of emotional distress.
I don't know
She said he committed a gross
Wanton and willful fraud against her
So outrageous in character
As to violate all bounds of decency
And which involves high moral culpability
It rises to the level of wantonity
And shocks the conscience
Oh
Okay
How did he become your father
And you didn't know it?
Well, now her mom feels like it's all her fault.
Did her mom have an affair with Doc Wartman?
No.
No, no, no, no.
Her folks used a, used Wartman to get a student anonymous sperm from the University of Rochester's Medical Center.
They paid Wartman $50 three times per month.
They get paid him 150 a month in exchange for anonymous University of Rochester Medical Center students sperm.
Her dad, this lady's who had the baby, saw Wartman's fertility help in the mid-80s,
shortly after a drunk driver smashed into her dad's motorcycle, rendering him a paraplegic at age 20.
And Wartman just, you know, used his sperm.
Oh. Okay. So after welcoming her own two children, she left her own gynecologist and became
Wartman's patient for the next decade. Okay. So now it was the mom says it's her fault. Well, sue her then.
I mean, okay. I mean, I guess you should be mad that he didn't say, you know, I'm your dad.
Your mom needed help because dad couldn't get her pregnant, and it's my sperm.
That's your dad.
It doesn't say how they found out, though, because it's supposed to be anonymous.
Okay, so after dad died in 2016, the girl, Helquist, took an ancestry DNA test and discovered
that she was part Jewish.
and Warpman, who is 100% Ashkenazi Jewish, per her suit.
Ashkenazi descendants, according to legal paperwork,
carry a higher risk of certain medical conditions such as cancer.
Also, his mother and his brother of this Dr. Warpman
were been treated for mental illness.
Also, she found out that she has a half brother.
So the DAC has been, you know, anonymously donating around at least a couple of times.
I don't know how you get a lawsuit out of that.
I really don't.
It was supposed to be anonymous.
Your mom just took it.
So I don't know.
But, you know, good luck.
God bless.
Maybe the doc will pay her some money and be done with it.
But I can understand how frustrated she is with that.
and it is a little weird that he would,
he's just keeping an eye on his daughter, right?
That's nice of him.
Right?
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