Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 857 | It Was Still Alive…

Episode Date: April 22, 2022

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Here, for you, Jeffie. And that is proof of the love. But today, the trucker who pulled out in front of me at 4.24 a.m. In front of the Kroger warehouse. Seeing me coming. And then driving 15 to 20 miles an hour through the entire construction zone to the corner. And then having to swing. wide to make the turn so I still had to wait behind you before I made the left.

You're on my list, pal. You're on my list. You today, you know who you are. You know who you are. But no one. No one supports truckers more than me, except that guy today. I was so mad. It was so mad at 4.24 a.m. this morning.

That trucker and I would have had it out of had I got it out of my vehicle. Fortunately, probably for me that I didn't. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. And one more personal story. I come out of the house yesterday, and that damn bird that made a nest on top of the fan on my back porch is back. And, I mean, there's bird flu alerts all over the country. I don't want to get bird flu from this.

Well, it's a dove. It's not it. But you can eat doves, right? If you No, never mind. I'm not going to talk about how you kill doves. But, you know, you can't. You just, if you hit it with a 22 bullet and then, you know, you ruin the whole thing

and just explode, you don't have any meat. Right? And I don't want to come out of my back porch and... Oh, yeah, no, I missed. I hit the fan. So this bird thinks that above my fan on the back porch is a place that I can come and make my nest

and have my babies every year. And my kids believe that that is the case. It is not. It is not. That bird is going down. Okay, I've had just about enough. I don't care if the eggs... Because it bugs me.

There's crap everywhere, and birds are dirty. There's due to feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it's stunk. So bad. Thank you. That's a bird. I don't know if you ever had birds before. They are not clean animals. I'm sorry.

When they're busy preening themselves, man, you know where that stuff goes everywhere else? Nasty. And I like birds. Just not the bird on top of my fan, okay? As long as we're on animals. I might as well get to this story because I was going to try to, well, no, maybe I was, that's a lie.

If I say I was going to avoid this story, because there's not a chance that I'm avoiding this story. Chewing the fat is not avoiding this story. Forest officials in India are investigating four men who gang raped, killed, cooked, and ate a monitor lizard. I have so many questions. A, I want to see the video. That's not a question. That's just a statement.

I want to see video. so you know right that's what I don't need this music but that's what's going on I mean what kind of mood are you in

when the monitor lizard is like oh yeah I'm going to do that oh holy cow times are tough in India tougher than you thought

when guys are going hey sure I want to kill it and eat it but first right so No, please don't I.

Don't get me, don't get me started on the monitor lizard business. I don't want to get you in the mood for it. So the incident took place at the end of March in the Sahadri Tiger Reserve in Western India of Maharsha. Some people call it. Amorph a phallus. The forest camera traps meant for tracking tigers. So there is video. Caught the accused men trespassing the reserves.

Shandoli National Park Forest officials arrested the men between April 1st and 5th found photos and videos on their phones. I want to see this video footage.

Showed them raping the monitor lizard, killing it and eating it. Turn this music off. This is, I seriously, I'm, oh my gosh. The men are in their 20, and 30s, they appear to have done it for fun.

There was no religious or black magic agenda. And they named them. The men were identified as Sendipoar, Mengesh Kometetakar, Asch Kemetkar, ooh, their brothers and or cousins, same last name. And Ramesh Gak. All locals.

They are charged under India's Wildlife Protection Act, 1972. A local court has granted them bail. So it's no different than what's going on here in America. Yeah, get out of here. Here's your bail. The monitor lizards are endangered, of course, and are a protected species by law. Violators may be punished with a seven-year jail term.

Wow. Oh, here's a picture of the guys. Oh, nice. Oh, those are the forest officials. Where's the guys? That's what I want to see. I don't care about it. I mean, good work, forest officials.

Good work. I love what you're doing. You keep up doing what you're doing. But I want to see the video, please. They punished for seven years in jail. A report by wildlife advocacy groups recorded 82 cases of sexual abuse. against animals in India between 2010 and 2020.

This was out of a total of 500,000 cases of animal-related crimes that include torture and killings. What the hell is going on in India? Oh my gosh. Most recent cases of sexual abuse against animals

included a man raping and killing a pregnant goat. Do not play the music. Oh, oh, that wasn't that one. I don't think it was the baby either. And a 60-year-old man raping a female stray dog.

Okay, seriously, what is going on in India? What is going on? I, you know, I'm joking around about wanting to see the video. Not really, I'm going to look at it. But, I mean, come on. What is happening? in India, man.

Is this related to COVID? Is there problems? Sure, let's blame it on that. Okay, well, so the subjects are out on bail. Molly said the photos and videos of the incident have been sent to a forensic lab to build evidence for the case.

Duh. What evidence? Look, this is them. Look what they've done. They're guilty. It's pretty cut and dry. Ooh, sorry. I've never eaten a monitor lizard.

I've eaten a lot of different animals. You can quote me on that. But I have not eaten a monitor lizard that I know of. Forest officials are also seeking legal advice on charging the accused under the law that criminalizes unnatural sex act between humans and animals. Yeah, no kidding.

Not only is it cruel, but there's a risk of zoonotic diseases. Oh, I know. Holy me. You're going to be doing more than caught. wish you start doing oh oh i mean things are going to hurt all over oh i mean and and then they're concerned the men carrying STDs and other infections from their act yet no kidding that's the least of their worries it's the zoonotic diseases you got to worry about man you don't want none of that zoonotic STD i'm sorry no oh i've never seen that STD before

uh that comes from a monitor lizard yeah we can't help you sorry Sorry, take care Is pay the nurse on your way out You know what, don't bear In fact, don't touch anything else Just leave We're good Wow, India's monitor lizard population

is steadily declining I wonder why Holy cow In 2016 an Indian forest official Was arrested One of their own After serving monitor lizard meat at a party You bastards

Ha You bastards So now they're saying they don't have enough people Boy it almost sounds like America doesn't it They don't have enough people to guard the forest So there's plans on a new special protection force And they're going to get a team of 100 people Who's going to guard the premises more efficiently

So the monitor lizards will be safe from deviance like these guys I want to know what a lot of them that tastes like? You know the other questions. Okay. I have so much more to get to, but I kind of feel like I need to take a shower. So I'm just going to go to the break room

and get something cold to drink and then we'll move on. Okay? All right, good. So good. So I see where Adele. I know I said I wasn't going to talk about her anymore, but she is looking to try to get that Las Vegas residency back.

And she's turning over a new leaf. This time she's pissed. And she's going to be back. She's back. She has fired the entire team. Fire everybody. You're all done. I'm tired of you all.

It's your fault. Not mine. Okay? So weekends and Adele, I guess. are going to happen that Caesar's completely redesigned, completely brand new, and it should be ready, according to this story, sometime in July or August. So, all right. I mean, I forget what the amount of money was that they paid her,

or that they were going to pay her, but it's a lot. And you've got to pull, you can't lose that money. I was looking at the highest, rated, most grossing shows in Vegas, the residences. Now, the one that's, I've got the top five here, and my favorite is not on the list. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show direct from the bar, Dean Martin.

Now, that's not on the list of the, of the, of the, top grossing residences, although that was at the Sands, and this is the Coliseum at the Caesar's Palace. But I was looking at number five, coming in at number five, Elton John, the million dollar piano. So actual

earnings about 131.2 million. Ooh, that doesn't sound too bad. I guess it's okay. Now that, the red piano came to a close in 2009

and then they kicked off the million dollar piano I know they had their kids and they had both sons in attendance in 2014 it was just beautiful and Elton

platinum album Goodbye Yellow Rick Road was remastered to celebrate its 40th anniversary in 2015 and the million dollar piano celebrated the 100th performance number four

Britney Spears. Piece of me. You know what I'm saying? 2013 to 2017, $137.7 million. Uh, adjusted it for inflation, though, $157.9. Wow. Then you get into the red piano.

So the million dollar piano was number five at Elton. Now number three is the red piano. Elton. From 2004 to 2009, $1666.4 million. Elton's done, he's okay. You know, he's done all right. He's done all right. Actually, one of my favorite shows, I think, that I've ever seen. I mean, I've seen a lot of artists live.

A lot of fun at a lot of different shows. You know, Jerry Lee Lewis, uh, John Hyatt, great show. I love John. puts on a great show, a lot of fun. Then do a bunch of dance bands and all that kind of stuff shows. The police, sting, all those groups. But Elton John, Billy Joel together was, I think, one of my favorite shows.

They just, I mean, they walk on stage and it's a hit being played, you know. And their battle between who can get the audience to start singing the song with the least amount of notes is really fun. You know, you're involved. I mean, at the end, Elton is playing, you know, one note and the cross-air signals.

It's just awesome. It was just a lot of fun. So anyway, Red Piano, $166.4 million. Coming in at number two. Selene Diyon. From 2011 to 2019, $292.2 million.

Woo! That's not bad. That's not bad. Have you seen Celine lately, by the way? Just saying. It doesn't have anything to do with three cuts the clown face either, man. I mean, I don't know what it's got to do with. There's something.

And number one. Coming in. At number one. Celine Dion again. The top two shows, man. This one was from 2003 to 2007. She only raked in $385.1 million. And you think of that's the gross earnings of these shows.

I mean, all the other stuff, the surrounding sales stuff that you make off these shows is just incredible. And that's why Adele is doing everything she can. And she, and so now she doesn't want to hear about what a nightmare she is. So you're all fired. That's it. You're all fired. And for those of you that like heavy metal Metallica, I see where Reddit has permanently banned users for mentioning Metallica's Kill Em All.

Yeah, I know. That's their first album, their debut album, Kill Them All! And Reddit was like, oh, yeah, no. You can't be saying that. I was just talking about the Metallica album. So I guess you can say K-E-A now? You can just type that, say it.

You can just type K-E-A and you don't violate the rules. But if you say, I really love Metallica's debut album, kill them all. You're out. So I'm just giving you heads up. I'm not telling you what to do.

I'm not telling you what to post. I'm not telling you there. I guess there's some people and have posted, kill them all, and they're not banned. They snuck it through, I guess. I don't know. No one's complained,

but I'm just telling you, if you're posting stuff about Metallica's kill them all on Reddit and you get banned, you've been warned. Okay, you know, it's coming. Oh, and you know, yesterday I had the story, and they didn't have any actual person who they named out.

They said Disney suspended this filming of, Aziz Ansari's being mortal film. And they said that they, you know, we're pulling the plug or going to go on hiatus or whatever term you use for pulling the plug. And so then everybody was wondering what was going on because Aziz has had a little something, something going on in Hollywood too.

And but so has Bill Murray. And he's in the movie. And apparently Bill is being Bill on the set. And now there's no report exactly. what he did, but it does appear that Bill did something that was

unacceptable. On set. Disney wrote, our searchlight, wrote, we were made aware of a complaint, we immediately looked into it. After reviewing the circumstances, it has been decided that production cannot continue at this time.

Wow. So Bill must have told somebody on the set, You suck. or something with that word around that word, and they were unhappy about that. And so they never wanted to work with them again. And in today's environment, I mean, you're working with Bill Murray.

Come on now. He's not Alec Baldwin. I'm sorry. I was thinking about Alec. Okay, so just so you know, those are the rules. When I say his name, have to fire a gunshot, and I say his full name,

the gunshot goes off. I say his first name, then it just gets that. I see where the Rust Production Company has been fined nearly $137,000 for willful

and serious safety violations. An avoidable loss of life occurred. What? It took an investigation. for that. I know. I know. But if they're blaming it on Rust,

so the OSHA says New Mexico Occupational Health and Safety Bureau for its willful and serious violation of workplace safety procedures, it's the maximum fine allowable, follows the Bureau's six-month investigation

and, you know, leading, you know, of course, the accidental shooting, the accidental shooting that killed cinematographer Helena Hutchins and wounded director Joel Sousa on October 21st. And according to this, there were serious management failures. Okay. So was our boy part of the management structure of Rust? Yes, he was. But his people are claiming that this, now clears him of any wrongdoing.

I'm not sure I necessarily agree with that. But you know, you're as attorney, so you go ahead and play with that. You do what you can. So the report concludes that the Rust movie productions LLC's management knew that firearm safety procedures were not being followed on set

and demonstrated plain indifference to employee safety by failing to review work practices and take corrective action. Okay. I mean, all right, and apparently, what's her face? Hannah Guateras Reed was to also do the role of props assistant when firearms were not in active use. So she was only supposed to be in charge of the firearms like for six or seven days, something like that.

It was maybe it was eight days. And then she was just going to be, you know, the props assistant, the do-girl to props. Which, you know, so, yeah, eight days at the armorer's rate. So they were, you know, strict budget that Alec had. Because, you know, he was putting in some of his money. and I wanted to save a little cash

okay all right and that's kind of this is probably what he meant behind you know let the insurance insurance companies and they'll work it out

let's see what happens I didn't mean it sorry it was an accident of course not I would never do that and those weapon misfires that happened before the one that when I shot the girl and the guy We took care of those.

We took that. There was a misfire that happened like four days before the Alex shooting. Then there was another misfire that took place. Oh, second firearm misfire. On the same day, four days before the actor accidentally shot the woman and the guy. I watch how the names I use.

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Marshals. We get the deals. You gift the good stuff. Okay, when is enough enough with Ukraine? I know we all love Ukraine. We're all there, but enough is enough. I don't know when it is. I don't have that line.

I wasn't elected to an office. I don't run a government agency to say the line, but I just, you know, I've had just about enough. But just about enough. And I know that, you know, after meeting with the Ukrainian prime minister, President Biden is going to give him more money, more ammo, and more weapons. You know, we're supposed to be mad. Vladimir Putin called off a planned storming of a facility,

instead telling troops to seal it off so that a fly cannot pass through. Okay, I mean, isn't that what you're supposed to do in war? And just some things I just don't understand. Elon Musk, my man, says he's got the money. You know him, you love him. He says he's got the funding secured for Twitter. He says in his securities filing, he's received $46.5 billion in commitments

to help finance the potential tender offer to buy Twitter. He offered $43 billion. More than $25.5 billion of that comes through debt financing via Morgan Stanley's senior funding and other partners. He's putting up $21 billion of his own money. I mean, thanks. You're the richest guy in the world. You're worth $200 billion,

and you're only putting up 10%. Stop it. We'll see if it happens. We'll see if it actually happens. And no big deal. You know, we've talked about the Activision Blizzard get-together, and they're all in trouble with big sexual misconduct allegations throughout that whole Activision company thing going on there

and he's been kind of a bad guy. Well, the boss, Bobby Kotech, K-O-T-I-C-K-O-T-I-C-K. Amorphophalus. I don't think anybody calls him that. But they call it Bobby. But he was going out dating Facebook's, I'm sorry, Mehta's C-O-O-Sherl Sandberg. Oh, isn't that interesting?

Well, stories that would have revealed that his former girlfriend had a restraining order against him, and they were looking at how to squash the stories, the bad stories about Activision because Cheryl Sandberg was picking up the phone going, hey, we don't need to be doing these stories. We're Facebook

and we will shut you down. So Daily Mail's digital edition said, yeah, she asks us don't be doing that. Oh, that's interesting, isn't it? That is.

That's interesting. That is interesting. And I want to say goodbye to CNN Plus. It's never good news when a company goes under. That's never good news for employees, friends of employees. But they couldn't do it anymore. And they rolled out at the end of March, March 29th, my brother's birthday. Every time I see March 29th, I just think of my brother's birthday.

They spent, each story says they spent $300 million. and I know I read where maybe that was what they had planned on spending, but that original story said they spent $500 million for, you know, the great Chris Wallace. And the story, Audie Cornish. Are you good? I mean, right there. Are you going to CNN Plus for Audi Cornish?

Come on now. But it failed to attract a big audience. Uh, really? So, CNN Plus spent 9.4, million dollars a day. Ooh. Compared to other short-lived streamer, Quibi. I loved Quibi, too.

I liked Quibi. I loved their idea. That was, I wish they to talk to me. I wish they to talk to me. I wish they to talk to me. I could have helped Quibi with that. They used up the $1.7 billion, $75 billion in 239 days. so they only spent $7.32 million a day. I liked Quibi.

Their shows were awesome. You know, they ended up watching, you know, an hour show in 10 segments or whatever, but they were really good. And they did it wrong. I wish they would have talked to me. It's too late now, though. I just, I just not long ago,

deleted my Quibi app of my phone. I was going through the apps to see what I, know what I have and actually paying attention. Kind of. And there was the Quibi one, and I felt really so bad. I felt so bad. I deleted it. I mean, that's kind of, who died today?

Right? I mean, it's kind of that. The former CEO of Discovery, the new boss, of the post-merged Warner Brothers Discovery, he was you know he was like I kind of like the idea

of CM Plus before he took over the new gig yeah I like the idea and then he took over the new gig and he was like yeah you guys are gone

I'm going to give you tell the I'm not going to spend any more money on that dump I think that you know that's what he was I mean he's got

Discovery Plus HBO Max I mean is he going to bring CNN Plus to those I mean, Nah, we're just closing that dump down. Get out of here.

We've lost enough money on that. Write it off right now. Get rid of it. Okay. Are you sure you want to do that, Dave? Did I stutter? Oh, and happy Earth Day! For those of you listening live,

it's the 22nd of April 2020, Happy Earth Day. Right. I mean, we're smack dab in the middle of spring. I mean, we're not even close to summer, right? June, sometime in June is when it's technically summer. So we are technically in spring. Yay!

Happy Earth Day, have fun, celebrate, plant a tree. Trim a bush. You know what I'm saying. So after a nearly two decades, this is kind of sad news, actually. But, you know, it's Earth Day, so to face the facts. after nearly two decade long decline U.S. pollution levels have risen sharply

over the past five years. A report by the American Lund Association says that more than 137 million Americans live in areas with poor air quality. Right! The annual state of the air report and who doesn't?

Who doesn't read the annual state of the air report? Found that 63 million people lived in countries or counties. This is just the U.S. Counties exposed to dangerous levels of deadly particulate matter pollution. I don't know what that would be. Nine more, nine million more people than the previous year. Okay. And according to the study, people of color are disproportionately affected by that

pollution. There are nearly four times more likely than white people to live in a county with poor air quality. Particulate matter pollution can come from fossil fuel plants, cars, and agriculture. Increasingly, though, spikes are being caused by hotter, longer-lasting wildfires in the West, which produce smoke that can drift as far as New York City and only where the minorities live. That's where the smoke goes. Don't look at me. That comes from the

state of the air report. Wildfires are a big part of the reason that California topped the charts in terms of air pollution. I mean, the state has 11 of the 25 most polluted cities. Okay, where are the polluted cities? I want to know which is the most polluted cities.

about 20, I need the top polluted cities. We ought to read the state of the air report. Probably has it. Okay, just so we're clear. All right, I'm not looking at the state of the air report, but you type in the most polluted cities. Let's see how long it takes us to get to the United States of America,

shall we? Let's see. India, India, India, China, India, India, Pakistan, India, Pakistan, India, India, and we know what they're doing in India. what this pollution is causing people in India doing. We talked about that earlier in the show. India, India, India, India, India, India, India, China, India, India, India, India, India, India, India, India, India, China, India, India, India, India, Bangladesh, Chad, India, India, India, India, India,

India, India, India, Kazakhstan, India, India, India, Kazakhstan, India, India, Kazakhstan, India, India, Kazakhstan, India, India, Turkey, Turkey, India, Turkey, India, Top 50. Nothing in the United States of America. All right, now let's see what's most polluted in the U.S. Okay, this from the 2022 American Lung Association's State of the Air report. Okay. By ozone, number one, Los Angeles, Long Beach, California.

Year-round particle pollution, that does not sound good. You do not want any year-round particle pollution. because if you do that, you're going to end up with... Yeah, that's not good. It's a Bakersfield, California. And coming in at number one for short-term particle pollution. So that's only half of the year-round particle pollution. Yeah, it's only half of that.

That's Fresno-Madira-Hanford, California. Look at that. I mean, California is just terrible. Just terrible. And they have the most regulations on it. anyone. It's just terrible. So by ozone, you're looking at Bakersfield.

What is that? Vasalia, California? V-I-S-A-L-A? Amorphophalus. It's beautiful this time of year. Fresno, number four, and then we get to Phoenix. Number five. San Diego. Come on now. San Diego.

And then we go to Denver. Oh, yeah, Denver. Horrible. This is horrible. You can barely see it up on top of the mountain top. It's ridiculous. Houston. Oh, yeah. The woodlands.

Oh, yeah. I mean, holy cow. Sacramento. And then we go to Salt Lake, top ten. Salt Lake? I was there. It was beautiful. Yeah.

The haze had blown off, Jeff. Oh, okay. All right. When I was there, it was like 110 degrees. It was amazing. I will go on record as saying it was pretty warm there. We went to this animal sanctuary. We took the kids to some

It was some bird sanctuary It was really nice I'm a bird fan As I started the show off with I have a bird fan No one who loves birds more than me As long as it turned out on top of my fan On the back porch

But And it was so Freaking hot man I mean it was Just baking We're looking at the mountains And there's

You could just make out just a tip of snow. What I'm thinking, I would kill someone for some of that snow right now. Someone could lose their life from me if they got in the way of me in that snow. It was just on fire, man. I love Salt Lake.

We had a great time there. We met a lot of really cool people. It's really nice. I could live there. I actually could live in Salt Lake. Another city I could live in is Boise, Idaho. I didn't think I would like Boise as much as I did. It was really nice.

We went to, Oh my gosh, we went to another animal thing in Boise, too. That was what we saw, the giant vultures. They got these giant vultures in this bird sanctuary next to the college there. That's what I travel the country to bird sanctuary. That's what I do. That's my goal in life to visit every bird sanctuary in America. We had little kids.

They like birds. We'll take, yeah, walk to the park, and there's a look, and they go, oh, there's a sanctuary. Yeah, let's go there. Okay, we'll take the kids. Then let's shut them up, all right? Let them walk around and look at the birds. Ha, ha, ha, ha. No one supports zoos or bird sanctuaries more than me or this show.

That's clear right now, I'll tell you that. And I don't care how many damn particle pollutions are in the air. Happy Earth Day. I already said Happy Earth Day is celebrating way too much, okay? Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. This fall get double points on every qualified stay. Life's the trip. Make the most of it at Best Western.

Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. All right, it's Friday. You know what that means. It's time for What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from, well, usually four, but since we have a celebrity guest, I added another headline.

So five. Count of one, two, three, four, five headlines. One of them is not true. That's where we get, what's the lie. Welcome to our minor celebrity contestant, host of himself doing America, Stu Ragegear. Wow, this is such an honor. Stu. You know, I've never won anything before.

And I will say, talking to you, it still feels like I'm not aware. Welcome to What's the Lai. It's good to have you on. That's so, you're, you sound so sincere. Oh, I am. Thank you. I am. So I'm going to give you five headlines.

I know that you're, you know, head deep in the news every day. Every day. Deep in the headlines. I know you, you cover so many great things on studios America. Thank you. That show, yeah. And so I wanted to add an extra headline just to kind of, you know, throw a wrench in the. Wow.

I feel honored. This is, the amount of effort you've put into this is really stunning. You're welcome. Headline number one Japanese researchers Develop electric chopsticks To enhance salty taste Number two

Moma, the Museum of Modern Art Collecting Used Masks for a COVID retrospective Headline number three A Link to a Foot Fetish film Was accidentally tweeted by the Canadian Health Ministry Headline number four Illinois Man

Inhales Drill Bit during dental visit. Headline number five. Four men gang rape, kill, and eat monitor lizard. Yes, those are the five headlines. Stu, you need to choose which

one is not real. This is difficult. Japanese researchers develop electric chopsticks to enhance salty taste. MoMA, the Museum of Modern Art is collecting used masks for a COVID retrospective. A link to a flip fetish film was accidentally tweeted by the Canadian

Health Ministry. Illinois man inhales drill bit during dental visit. Four men, gang rape, kill and eat monitor lizard.

Those are the five headlines. Stu, have you decided which headline is the lie? Let me try to work through this.

There's one story that I know is actually true. They did tweet the foot fetish porn video. That one is true. That one I know.

The other ones... Did you watch the film that was posted it was up for about 20, 25 minutes. Yeah, did you see the, yeah. First of all, no, I did not. Not that I know.

No. And there was an ad posted when they tweeted it and it said, uh, it was a picture of two feet. Yeah. And it said, build it, lick it, smell it or something like that. That's correct. And like lick it and smell it on feet. I kind of get the process there. I'm not a foot fetish guy, but I get why you might if you're into that stuff.

What do you mean build it? What do you're building a foot? We're just, uh, just posting the COVID-19 numbers. Okay. we're doing the health ministry was doing. Yeah, just toasting that. Oh, there was some sort of mistake. Yeah, some sort of mistake.

Okay. So that one I can eliminate right off the bat, down to four. Okay. The Japanese chopsticks sounds like kind of real to me because it doesn't sound, it's not like something you'd make up. I mean, why would you have chopsticks to create a salty taste? I feel like. Did we ever put a time limit on what?

Well, I'm trying to work. Do you just want me to say a name? I thought you wanted me to work through these, like a real game show. I mean, this feel. A real game show. The clock is ticking. Let's get to it. We got commercials to get to.

Okay. Not really. I'm going to say... No, that's fine. You don't need to give them the clock. Let them work through. So the MoMA, that seems, that's definitely real.

I feel like they're typical. They think this is a great idea. Take some used masks. Yeah, so that one's real. The gang rape of the lizard can't be real. And the mind of Jeff Fisher to create a lie about gang raping

a lizard is definitely something I could, I could, I could assume would be real. But I'd like to say thank you to that. I feel like I don't think I should, though. You're luring me into taking that one. Because that is, that's like, you know, the princess bride. I'm trying to play these games. I feel like you put that cup close to me thinking I would select it. And that's where the poison is.

So I'm going to go with the fake story being man inhales drill bit at dentist office, which by the way is one of the, like, just. thinking about the process. I am so grossed out and terrified by my next dentist appointment. You've ruined dentists for me. I used to love it. I will say that.

Now it's ruined. I will say I do know your fear of dentist is why I put that in the story. Oh, see, crap. I've been outsmarted by a Sicilian yet again. But you would be incorrect. Oh, darn. It's not the gang rape lizard.

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Wait, what was the answer? Yeah. What was the answer? Which one was the lie? The Museum of Modern Art. Really? Yes. I know.

Yeah, because that sounds so real. You tricked me. That sounds so real. That one does seem. Probably going to be real. Right? I mean, in the future, that will be a real headline. A hundred percent.

Absolutely. I wish I would have thought of the four-man gang raping and killing and eating the monitor lizard. That seems like just the type of thing you'd blurt out in normal conversation. And yet, wait, so that one really happened? Yes, in India. And there's footage. I have not seen the footage. However, I've...

You've hosted on several websites. I have looked for it. Oh, my God. Wow. You know what? And the guy in the... inhaling the drill bit and it went into his lung. Oh my God, no.

Yeah, they couldn't get it out. They had to take him into surgery and with a special thing, they did get it out. Because originally they thought, ooh, no, we're just going to have to leave it in your lung. I take nitrous even for teeth cleanings. Now it's going to be even worse. Like, I'm going to need something heavier. I might need to hitch up for some of your product. Top dollar, my friend.

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