Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 860 | CONGRATULATIONS!!!...

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

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Congratulations to Gail Dudley. Gail Dudley, a 20-year veteran of Longhorn Steakhouse on Macon Road in Columbus, Georgia. Congratulations for not only making it 20 years at the Longhorn Steakhouse on Macon Road in Columbus, Georgia. She has been honored, honored. She was presented with a $5,000 check,

a gold chef coat, and several other commemorative items for the party. She had family, friends for the evening, officials with the national restaurant chain say Dudley's recognition is part of their effort to honor extraordinary team members across its more than 540 restaurants nationwide. I would have bet they had more than that. But we have 540 Longhorn Steakhouses, this one in Columbus. And again, congratulations to Gail D.E.

Dudley for becoming a grill master legend. Yes, she's grilled more than a million steaks. Thank you, Gail, and congratulations to you. Not everyone can be over a grill, grilling a million steaks like you and becoming a grill master legend. Congratulations. Welcome to Chewing the Fass.

All right, how does this happen? All right, so, oh, yeah, I talk about, I play the lotto, I buy the tickets, I see if I can win, it's a whatever, come on, it's up to, you know, hundreds of millions. I even do, and it's shameful that when I look at, say, I go in and I say, ooh, the powerball is that $400 million, I got to have a ticket. And you go in, you look at the mega, and it's like $20 million, and you're like, huh, do I really want to buy one of those? So Greg Hensley in Marion, North Carolina, has collected his third big lottery win in the last two years.

The 62-year-old woodworker won the grand prize of $200,000 on April 11th, multiply the cash second chance winning. Perhaps that's my problem. I never played the Multiply the Cash second chance drawing. But, you know, congratulations. He won $10,000 in a drawing earlier this year, which it doesn't say, but it could be another winning pile from the Multiply the Cash second chance drawing. And earlier this year, he won $20,000.

So congratulations. And man, I'm... Thumbs up to you, Greg, for winning. I mean, really, am I turning down 10,000 or 20,000? Not a chance. You know, you're deep pocketing that easy. And a couple hundred thousand? That's a good payoff.

I mean, he claims, I'm going to buy a new truck and do some home repairs. That's the first thing on my mind, too. I'm going to get a new truck and do some home repairs. Bears. That doesn't sound like that bad of an idea. But so for the last two years, he's won $230,000. Thanks to the

multiply the cash second chance drawing. I may have to start playing that. I mean, I don't even know what it is. Maybe it's just a North Carolina thing. I'm sure that he didn't buy $200,000 worth of, well, he won $200,000. It doesn't say how much he spent. That's a good.

How much did my man Greg spend, though? Did he spend, he's won $230,000? He spent $180,000 on scratch-offs. He's got a sore hand from scratching those damn things. He's worn down 80 nickels trying to scrape off those scraper. But he's $230,000. So congratulations, Greg. Another congratulations.

I mean, this is just a congratulations plethora today on chewing this. fat. I think this was us that made this happen. Macy Curran. Remember her? She set the Guinness World Record for having the longest legs. Her legs are four feet

five. I mean, she's got legs from here to tomorrow. And she's, you know, we saw the pictures. Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Oh yeah. I'm 6 foot 10, and I've got 4 foot 5 of legs, baby.

Well, the music is playing for Macy, and I'm positive. Positive. Okay, I don't want to be any more excited. I'm positive that we talked about her starting an only fan because she did. And she's got like over 2 million. followers on TikTok and she's uh has 35 bucks a month for her only fans account now it says here nudity isn't promised right okay i mean sure whatever i got you no problem anyway i just want to prove that tall girls like myself can be as conventionally attractive as anyone

else. Right. Okay. You, you keep telling yourself that, Macy. You do. You, so that makes you sleep better at night. Good for you. Good for you. She's from Cedar Park, Texas. I remember talking about this when she set the record. I do. She has the longest female legs and the longest teenage legs. Her right leg measures 53.26 inches. And she's handicapped because the left leg is shorter. 52.87 inches. So she's, you know, back and forth, hobble it along on the only fans account. But she said she just started off as a joke and then she decided that good energy is to spread positive vibes.

And so there's pictures. Well, let's go to her only fan. check it out if you want. 35 bucks a month though. Pretty steep, yeah. I mean, you can follow her on TikTok for free. Just saying. But I believe, Macy, you're welcome.

By the way, I mean, congratulations, since this is the congratulations plethora edition of chewing the fat. Congratulations, but you're welcome. Speaking to only fans, so I don't know how much my girl Macy is making, the long-legs girl, I'm only fans for 35 bucks a month.

But I see where my girl, you know, to cash me outside girl, claims, and she's now called Bad Baby, although I think it's Bad Bobby, or it's B-H-A-D, B-H-A-B-I-E, Bad. Amorphophalus. Yeah, that's the way it is. That's what she calls herself now.

Bad baby. Now, she claims she made $52 million on OnlyFans. Uh, okay. If you say so, I mean, I remember her on Dr. Phil a few years ago. That was, uh, well, it was fascinating. She's a fascinating character. Yeah, jail ain't nothing. That's what I always do.

And they never catch me. Ain't nobody going to catch me. Thank you. Because you're too streetwise? Yep. Yeah. And all these hoes laughing like so funny. Yeah.

She's talking about the audience. That's her mom. That's catch me outside mom. Did you say the hos are laughing? Yep. Yeah. So the audience are a bunch of hoes. Yeah.

Awesome. Yeah. Yeah, we're hos. We're hos, yeah. Catch me outside. How about that? Gats me outside. How about that?

What does that mean? what I just said What is talking about? She'll go outside and do what she has to do That's what she's talking about Oh yeah Yo, yeah

Don't you see this? This is all mouth This is mouth Oh Do you want to take this outside Because I think they can break camera without Really because I think I flipped you You want to do it again

Yeah you don't get all tough Please don't this is not the place And this is not to sit down All right Oh, Dr. Phil Get a little square enough On Cash Me Outside Girl I'm sitting

Now, so she claims, man, call me the Gucci flip-flop girl, the high-biz girl, the girl who got FFa millions. I got a million-dollar makeup deal. Got made over half a 50 million out of only fans. I don't really sound like her there, but I'm just telling you, this is what it sounds like in my head. So call me whatever you want. When you try to find a way to be annoying about something, this is just gotten weird. me whatever you want cash me outside so congratulations again this is the congratulations I mean the whole damn segment it's nothing but congratulations today on chewing the

fat congratulations to is it bad bad baby amorphalus or is it bad bad bahabee amorphalus yeah I don't think it's that either Another great thing about bad, baby, is people were saying, oh, we don't know that you, we don't know that we believe you over the whole $50 million claim. So she screenshotsed a receipt of her paid subscription service under the caption of, go cry about it, bitch. Catch me outside. Cast me outside

Bunch of hose Alright let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink Seriously desperately Oh man gosh That is so good How about that I mean we may have to just stick with congratulations

It might be the title of the show today Just congratulations because congratulations to Margot Robbie, who just released, they just released the first promo pick from her latest movie. It's supposed to be in theaters, July of 2023.

Barbie. And yes, Margo Robbie is playing Barbie. It's, I know. It's, and this, I love the promo for it. It's the much anticipated live act,

your adventure from the iconic doll. Okay. I'm sure that's a press release from Mattel directly. It has a star-studded supporting cast with Margot Robbie. So they've already started filming.

Now, here we go. All right. So, Ryan Gosley, plays Ken. Then you have Kate McKinnon, Alexandra Ship, America Fiarra,

Simululu. And I apologize, if that That's not how you say his name. No, it's S-I-M-U-L-I-U. He has a great story. He's the guy that plays in the Marvel Universe from China, the Shanghai, Shang-Chi.

And his story is he tweeted the guy from Marvel. What are you laughing at? Why is so funny? The name of the movie is Shang-Chi at that. right it just sounds different come out of your mouth okay so i'm just telling you all right the guy got the gig in the marvel freaking universe because he tweeted hey uh wouldn't it be cool to have uh me as uh you know he lives in canada but he came from china so he wanted to have a you know the asian flare to the marvel universe and they gave it to him nice

That's a good deal. Congratulations. Simuloo or Lee or... Amorph a fallus. Yeah, congratulations. And Harry Neff and Will Ferrell are in it, so it's going to be... You know, this Barbie is going to be...

Great. It's going to be great. Great. And according to Mattel... I'm sorry, Mattel properties. Projects based on Magic 8 Ball, Hot Wheels, Masters of the Universe, Polypocket,

rock'em-sock-com robots, which actually might be fun to be a rock-em-sockham robot. Oh, we go. And Chattie Kathy and Betsy-Wetsey are all in the works. I don't know that you want to be a part of Betsy-Wetsey. Uh, just saying.

Uh, Chandy Kathy, yeah, I can get Chattie Kathy because you just have to point where, shut up! But, you know what Betsy Wetsy was, right? No? All right. Let's look it up, shall we? Betsy Wetsy. Was a drink and wet doll originally issued by the ideal toy company of New York at

1934. It was one of the most popular dolls of its kind in the post-World War II Baby Boom era. Named after the daughter of Abraham Cats, the head of the company, the doll's special feature was simulating urination after a fluid was poured into her open mouth. Betsy-Wetsey was also the first major dolls to be produced in African American version.

This is Mattel doing OnlyFans is what this is. Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Want to see more? Subscribe. Come on. They're not doing a Mattel Betsy-Wetsey. Stop it.

That's not happening. All right, I'll go to the theater and see it. So then you have hot wheels, I guess, you know, what is that? What's the stupid Fast and Furious? You know, so you have the Hot Wheels version of Fast and Furious. Man, the Orange Tracks with the Loop to Loops. Oh, yeah, the loop to loops and the curves. Now you're talking about, my friend.

And then you have, I'm not sure. I don't remember what Polly Pocket was, but that may be only fans as well. Just off the top of my head. I'm not real sure. And that magic eight ball, I mean, is that a drug movie? Right. Oh, no, you don't get eight balls of...

Well, yeah, you do. Never mind. Never mind. Oh, you want to talk about free basing. No, I'm not going to talk about that. But, yeah, I mean, that's what it is. Otherwise, it's going to have to be where, you know, somebody gets a magic.

8 ball that makes wishes come true. Should I kill grandma? Yes. Right. And then grandma dies. It just happens. Whatever you ask, magic eight ball. Should I cut the arms off my sister?

Yes. Oh, there's my sister running around with no arms. What kind of sick movie are you thinking of? I don't know. I'm just trying to come up with ideas. for Mattel. Mattel, I'm here for you.

I'm sure that's what they want. Call me. Because there's, I mean, I've got some only fans ideas for you. We'll make that happen. Piece of cake. I'm here for you.

No problem. And we were talking about Barbies and, you know, the movie. But Barbie and Mattel has released a new Queen Elizabeth

the second Barbie doll to celebrate the monarch's 70 years of service. So, wow. Again, congratulations to the Queen and Mattel and the Magic 8 Ball. What's the P. Dole again? What do you?

Amorpha Fallis. Weddie Wendda. What's the name of the P. Doll again? Oh, yeah, Betsy Wetsie. Black Friday is here at IKEA and the clock is ticking on savings you won't want to miss. Join IKEA family for free today and unlock deals on everything from holiday must-haves to cozy at-home essentials, all the little and big things you need to make this season shine. But don't wait. Like leftovers at midnight,

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Still up and running. Excellent. Excellent. They haven't shut down the CNN Plus yet. So onto who died today? You can't add them to the list. I know. I know a lot of people wanted to.

I don't. The more, more voices. More voices, not less. Okay, so I almost said congratulations, and this isn't congratulations. We've left the congratulations mode, okay? Because the Japanese woman who was certified the world's oldest person died. K-A-N-E-T-A-N-A-K-A-A-Morpha-Falish. Yeah, I don't think she went by that name, but she might have turned around.

At 116, or what was she? Oh, she was 119. at 116 she may not have turned around At 119 Yeah she would have turned around If you would have said, hey Amorph a phallus She would have turned around

She didn't know who you were talking to or not Anyway, she passed away Sad news I know So now the oldest person Is a French lady Lucille Well congratulations to Lucille

Randon 118 year old French nun who is now the oldest person on the planet. Congratulations. Right. It only took the 119-year-old kicking over. So, I mean, good. Good, good for her.

119, man. That's doing a little distance. That is doing a little distance. I mean, she, Theodore Roosevelt was the president. Right? England still had a king. The Wright brothers carried out the first controlled flight.

Wow, think of the difference. I mean, you've got the Wright brothers crashed in some Ohio field or wherever the hell they were on their box plane. I don't know where they were. Nobody, nobody at the, who reads about the Wright brothers? Who cares? Look up in the air. That's planes. That's all I care about now.

Are those flying? Yeah. Did I care about the Wright brothers flying over some field? And where were they at? Kitty Hawk. Hey, Ohio, like I said. The Tour de France was the first time. I'm just moving on because I've got so many jokes.

And I'm just, you can write your own. Just write your own. Anyway, rest in peace. Kane Tanaka, K-A-N-E. Tanaka. Amorpha fallus. Born in 1903. Dead in 2022.

Congratulations to Lucille Randon. You have lived long enough to hold the title of oldest living human being on the planet. Okay, we're out of the congratulations mode now. Jim Hart's former Today Show co-host and NBC Newsman dies. I know. That's why we're who died today. 82 dead and I was thinking Jim hearts I can not remember him and he was just a

he's one of those guys that took over and just sat in with Barbara Walters and he was there forever because he didn't take away from Barbara you know so it was like yeah let him sit there that's fine who was there for a bunch of years and he did it he reported on all kinds of stuff he covered you know, the bicentennial and the end of the Vietnam War,

but, but, and this according to Hoda, on the Today Show, who gave a little eulogy for Jim, that his real love was reporting on NASA space launches. So, yeah, he didn't even, I mean, he wasn't even aware probably of that. well he wasn't aware of the carmine love that was going to happen in the future i mean he'd be amazed at that that's for sure but i mean he's one of those guys that just kind of sat in like i forget who who was there before him gosh darn it what was a stupid name oh shoot it may have been marconi that was sitting in with barbara walters and then marconi kicked

Hart's just stepped in and Barbara was like, yeah, okay, fine, let him stay. I don't think that's right, but it sounds good. I mean, we might as well stick with congratulations. Congratulations, I forgot to congratulate Ukraine yesterday for surviving the Chernobyl disaster. Yesterday was the anniversary.

and so congratulations for surviving the Chernobyl nuclear power plant meltdown how's that going how's that working out for you in Ukraine everything okay over there yeah you'll be fine don't worry about it but you're whining I mean that's all they're doing I know they're fighting Russia and I know you know we're concerned that we're We're making Vlad mad, and he's going to push the red button. But Zelensky, with two eyes, continues to beg for money and arms. All we do is give them money in arms.

And now we've got the trainers over there. Interesting. Interesting how we are not involved. Not us. But, go ahead. We'll show you how to use the stuff. I mean, we can't send them. We can't send them goods without letting them know how to use it.

I'd just be silly. So he just keeps whining for more, man. When is enough enough is what I want to know. When Russia says the war is over, Jeff, and they're not going to fight anymore, and we stop having loss of life. Oh, okay. Well, we know how that works out.

We know how it's working out, okay? I feel like it won't be long if more soldiers from Russia are digging trenches in Chernobyl. I mean, that's what the reports are showing. I mean, the guys don't want to be fighting Ukraine bad enough that they're digging holes around a nuclear power plant that melted down. I mean, maybe Vlad has to rethink a little bit. Maybe you ought to just back up a little bit and say, guys. Okay, hey, hey. Uh, why don't you?

well don't come out of that hole we'll leave you there we're going to go ahead and bury you there but the war is over we're going to stop now okay we're done i don't need the place anymore i mean at some point glad has to like okay yo two wise take it back i'm gonna i've already bombed the crap out of a bunch of these cities take it back it's all yours okay thank you and then we're done right Sure, right, that's what's going to happen. And according to a new... Never mind.

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I mean, CNN Plus still going. They're not dead yet. They claim to have pulled the plug, but no, no, they have not. So day two

of Elon Musk and Twitter. I'm about over it. But it's just the beginning, my friends. It's just the beginning of Elon Musk and Twitter. I mean, everything that happens now,

it's an Elon Musk Twitter world. And you know who has their panties in a wad the most? Jeff Bezos. He is such a whiny little weener. And Jeff, I love you, man. I am a fan of you, okay? and I mean, I'm here for you.

I'm here for you. I'm a fan of you and your company and your vision and what you're doing, but maybe you ought to loosen up the panties a little bit, bro. You got them in a lot. I mean, you know, he talked about, did the Chinese government just gain a bit of leverage over the town square?

No, Jeff. No, they did. Just because I know Elon's got his big factor, over there in China, but where were you when TikTok was busy growing? Were you saying anything about that? Jeff. Were you saying anything about all the products that your company sells

or at least moves through your company from China? No, so calm down, Jeff. And because Twitter is much more relevant than the Washington Post.

Okay. And because SpaceX is much more relevant than blue origin. Okay. And you don't have, I mean, I would venture to say I'm a fan, like Amazon and Amazon Prime, I'm a huge fan of. You're the man. You're the man.

And it's way better than Tesla, but, you know, Tesla's shares cratered yesterday for your investors. Here, I am not giving investing advice. I'm just saying that, you know, it lost a lot of money yesterday. So, and we do know that if it doesn't happen, if the Twitter deal doesn't happen, according to a new SEC filing, Musk would potentially owe Twitter a billion dollars if his financing sources fall through. And alternatively, Twitter would owe Musk. a billion if the shareholders

ultimately reject the offer or it finds a more attractive buyer which you know is Mr. Bezos going to come in with 50 billion that would be something that would be something that would be fun but the deal is expected to close

by October the end of October I mean, let's get a move on. Sign the papers. What are we doing? October. I mean, I already said I'd give you the $44 billion. Let's sign on the dotted line. What are we doing? Never mind what the shareholders say or the board or whoever the hell wants to have their say or the crying little attorney or the weasel little Twitter. Cancel boy. When Musk tweeted suspending the Twitter account of a major news organization

for publishing a truthful story was obviously incredibly inappropriate, talking about the Hunter Biden, New York Post, laptop story. And I mean, they were still the Twitter cancel boy dude, putts,

replied to Elon's tweet saying it wasn't that Elon. We were following these protocols. calls. And it's like nobody believed you then, nobody believes you now. You're replying to what is going to be your new

boss's tweet, trying to cover your ass from what happened. One of the reasons that he wanted to buy the company isn't saving your job. Okay? So just it's, that's going to be a fun road.

And I, you know, oh, Jeff, aren't you concerned? about the one guy running Twitter and taking it over? Well, I mean, his other companies definitely are. I mean, he's got Tesla and SpaceX and boring and his neurolink. And he's got plenty of things to do. The guy, he's definitely got things to do. And this is the reason why he's homeless.

Guy doesn't even have a house. He's sponging off of friends. Hey, I mean, this is Elon. I'm going to be in town. Can I stay at? your house. Yeah, Elon, you know what? The wife's a little pissed. You left the bathroom messy the last time you're here. You didn't do your dishes. So yeah, sorry. You know, we're not a hotel, bro. I mean, he's living at friends' houses and that reason. Who's going to, you're going to say no to Elon?

No, you're not. No, I'm not. Elon, you can stay at my house anytime you want, bro. In fact, I mean, I got room in the bed. You can lay right here. My gosh, you are sick. What do you mean? I just want him to be comfortable. You can lay right here and sleep. I'm just saying, you know, call.

Call me. I'm here for you. I got to reach out to him. I would really love to talk to Elon Musk. I got to reach out to him. I'm going to reach out. I feel like I've talked about reaching out to him before, and I don't know that I have.

I can't remember if I've actually reached out to him before. I know I haven't received a response if I have. I mean, at least he could do is, hey, quit bothering me stalker or F off, something. I mean, I don't even deserve a response. Ooh, that hurts, Elon. That hurts. And I want to say, those of you that delete your Twitter,

or those of you that tweet that you're deleting your Twitter account and then tweet another tweet about you deleting your Twitter account. That's not deleting your Twitter account. Okay? Sorry. I hate to break it to you, but that's not deleting your Twitter account. So you may want to rethink that process.

So if you're Vice President Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris, and you are a little upset at the way you've been treated in the press, there are stories coming out about how Biden has cut you off at meetings and either talk down to you at meetings or you just told you know you can be at the meeting

but shut up, zip it while you're in here. How do you get out of doing stuff? I know. I'm Kamala Harris. I have COVID again. Apparently she's tested positive again. This has got to be one or third or fourth time.

How many times is she because maybe the other one was hubby? Yeah, the first husband, right? Because he called the second husband, the first husband. Right. I'm talking about Joe Biden now. I'm trying to do my timeline with Joe Biden thoughts. That's a huge mistake, by the way.

Try to do a timeline and have Joe Biden thoughts new. He can't even do that. So apparently she returned from the West Coast and Mr. Biden, President Biden, Joseph Robinette Biden, father of Hunter. Really, nobody cares about him. Father of Bo and husband to Jill was not even nearer. Okay, so there's no sharing of antibodies.

Right. She's going to continue to isolate and follow CDC guidelines. And I'm grateful to be both vaccinated and boosted. So good news there on Kamala Harris. us. Me, I was just thinking that, you know, if you're pissed at somebody, all of a sudden I tested positive, sorry, can't go anywhere, can't

see anybody, I'll be over here, take care. And that might be, that might be a call from the White House and not come out of herself. Look, we're sick of seeing how dumb you are. We're sick of seeing you talk. You don't make us look good. You've just tested positive for COVID. Go away.

I can see that happening. Maybe it's just me. At least 58% of the U.S. population, it's now being reported, had antibodies from a previous COVID-19 infection in February. That's up from 34%. In December, according to new data from the CDC, what happened in between Omicron and another startling finding, 75% of children and teenagers have antibodies from a previous infection. I mean, that's pretty good.

That goes, I mean, we are, that pretty much says, we're done with you, okay? Back off us. You call it, we're still technically in a pandemic, right? They have not pulled the plug on the pandemic yet, right? I'm pretty sure. Now, you should wear a mask, of course, at all time. but I'm pretty sure that we're still in a pandemic.

I don't think we're, I think the pandemic tattoo is still on. I don't think you're wiring that down. Again, maybe it's just me. I see where Robin Hood announced layoffs, the trading app, letting about 9% of its full-time employees go. Ooh. Saying that it's hiring spree last year led to, to duplicate roles and job functions.

Robin Hood's stock is down 71% since it went public last summer. Now, that would seem to me that that goes against the whole, yeah, we hired a bunch of people duplicate roles. You know, job functions. I mean, the guys that did the stupid Robin Hood podcast, they got the boot too.

I didn't realize Robin Hood had duplicate podcasts. And, you know, different job functions going on. Anyway, just letting you know what's happening over there at Robin Hood. I see where Alphabet shares slid a little bit after the old YouTube ad revenue came in lower than expected last quarter. Huh. Isn't that interesting? I wonder why that would be. I wonder why that would be.

You know what needs to happen? Elon needs to buy YouTube. That's what he needs to happen. Jeff Bezos needs to buy YouTube. That would be awesome. Yeah, although Alphabet's not selling. Alphabet, no way. They sell it YouTube.

That's what I'll probably try to buy Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. Or you can just make your own. That's what you need to do. Just make your own. truth and getter and there's truth there's getter parlors parlor even around anymore I mean yeah they're still around right

I mean they well what they did to parlor is damn near criminal that's a fact Jeff Bezos should be ashamed of himself for that what Amazon and Alphabet did to an apple did the parlor

that's Deb near criminal but I digress they're still around so that's all I'm saying they're still around that's great oh and as long as we're you know Robin Hood and you know stock on alphabet and YouTube fidelity is now going to allow you to allocate a portion of your 401k to Bitcoin so it's good news there right sure is great news good news for my uh Oh, I can't say that out loud. We'll just say that congratulations.

We'll end with congratulations. Congratulations to Delta flight attendants. Delta flight attendants all around the world. The company announced it's going to begin paying flight attendants during boarding time. Now you think to yourself, wait, they weren't getting paid for boarding time? apparently not it's the first for a major u.s. airline typically flight attendant pay begin when the plane's door closes and passengers are seated then why are we they expected to stand there and say hello to everybody walking in i mean i would say no the seats back there seats back there hello what you're talking to me for

The door is not closed. I'm busy smoking here. Get back to your seat. I mean, come on now. The Association of Flight Attendants, a union that's been attempting to organize Delta employees, said the new policy is the direct result of our organizing. So congratulations.

Now, I mean, really, not really congratulations, because before that you were able to stand there and smoke and tell people to go back and sit down and bug off. I'm not being paid yet. Now you have to. You have to put the cigarette out. Hold on. Hey, how you doing?

Welcome to Delta. And you got to tell them where their seat is and hope they have a good day and make sure they look right because you don't want anybody looking funny sitting in seat B4. Wait, there's a B4. B4.

It's right there. The bingo game? Yeah, bingo game. Hey, we should probably take one last check, though, of CNN Plus. Because I hate to think that they pass away and we'd miss it. I don't want to miss it. So, are they still alive? Oh, yes!

Nice. Nice. Oh, that makes me feel better. Doesn't sound that good, though. Sounds like the beat is. The blood could be pulled at any time. I think family members are starting to surround the bed. Very possible.

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