Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 861 | It’s Not Goblets of Blood…

Episode Date: April 28, 2022

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All right. They're in love more than ever. And that you can go to hell if you believe that their partnership, marriage is not love. Okay? Sure, Iris is 82. sure Mohammed is 36. You can't put an age limit on love. How many times have I said it?

So apparently, Muhammad had some family issues to take care of back in Egypt. So he had to go back and so they were apart for a while. But that doesn't mean that they are divorced, okay? He's now back in the UK. He's been granted a spousal visa

and everything is fine and there's nothing but love between Iris and Mohammed okay their sex life is remarkable and she is so happy and he is so happy that they want people to know

they are not divorced and if you think they are you should get a life okay all right just want to be clear about that and you know I would say that

you know sure she's talked about how much KY jelly she's had to use because of some sort of skin condition that she has at 82 but that's it and Muhammad is okay with it so stop

trying to pull these lovers apart with your hate okay Just stop it. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. I'm a sweatter. Wouldn't you like to be a sweatter to?

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even with their age gap of her being 82 and him 30. Now we have the marital bliss of this man in Brazil who has nine wives. Well, that's not really true. The headline says, man with nine wives has sex schedule to fulfill my sexuality at any cost. Well, the entire headline is wrong. When you read the story, the man now has eight, the ninth one left. He did have nine. And one of them got tired of the whole situation and has bolted.

He claims that he's going to marry a couple more because he wants. 10. Okay, good for you. Now, so he has eight and the scheduling is now gone because he got, got all wound up that he was scheduling it. And then he would be with one wife because it was, she was, it was her scheduled time, but he was thinking about another one at the time. And at sometimes he didn't feel like having sex. And so, but it was scheduled with this particular wife. And, you know, he felt like he had to, it was forced into. So they've gotten rid of the schedule because they want to be more natural and flowing. So they just reverted back to the more spontaneous arrangement.

And it has vastly improved their life. Oh, okay, great. And now, I just want to, I mean, I get it. And I guess they have an only fan's account that's probably a reality show, and that's how they're paying for it. because I don't know if you know this. Wives ain't cheap. Oh, neither are husbands, Jeff.

No, I know. I got it. But wives ain't cheap. You can quote me on that, by the way. Wives ain't cheap. And so you have nine of them. Holy cow. Now he's only got eight.

So, I mean, he's got a little bit more on the budget. But he's wanting to add two more. So he's going to be a holy cow. Plus, it's probably better. And I don't know this. I'm just going out. a limb that you have different housing arrangements.

I mean, it goes against the whole only fans reality show because you want to be able to have everyone together. But, you know, kind of the big brother kind of thing going on. Oh, yeah. Anyway, sorry, I did mean to bring that up. But I will say

that when women all live together, don't they get on the same schedule? for their women stuff. That's right. That's what I'm calling it.

Their women stuff. They're, you know, that whole cycle. Don't women, when they live together, end up being on the same time frame? Now,

not that I'm aware of anything like that ever happening, except I am. And so you're looking at eight women, nine in the beginning of the story, that are living under the same roof, and that the same roof,

and that the, same time, all take care of their women stuff. That does not sound like fun. It does not sound like fun. Now, it's not legal. He lives in Brazil, and of course, polygamy is illegal. So they're not, they're not, the marriages aren't legally binding. So I guess technically he's married to one and, you know, lives with the rest.

But man, does it sound fun? It sounds fun. Now, you could, you know, I get it. I get the fun that could happen, but there's also a whole bunch of other fun that could happen that doesn't sound fun at all. But good luck. God bless. And you just, you can't put an age limit on love. You can't put a number on love.

love just is, isn't it? We do know that there's a man who married a hologram a couple years ago. Now, I remember talking about this. I guess he's called a ficto-sexual now. He has a bride that's a hologram, but I know. I don't, don't. I'm just telling you that right now they're struggling, okay? Because he is struggling to bond with her.

I know he, you know, sure the wife is a fictional computer synthesized pop singer, but they've been unable to communicate with his wife because apparently, uh, now the, uh, program that made the communication happen between, uh, him and Miko, uh, has gone down. Gatebox, which is a machine that allowed the device. device is owner to interact with the characters on the holograms, um, doesn't work anymore.

So there's no more communication between him and the computer. And it's been tough. So not everyone is happy in their relationships. I want them to be. I want everyone to be happy in their relationship. And I don't want him to be bullied because he's married to a, a hologram because he's considered a, ficto-sexual.

I want him to be, you know, in love and have a beautiful life. But until they get the gate box working again, which I don't know that they will, you know, it's an old program. Probably going to take a while to get that back up and running. So maybe you can get one on eBay and fire that hologram back up again and they could start back on their communication and their relationship.

And speaking of relationships, you know, Megan Fox, you know, lives with Machine Gun Kelly. I don't think they're married yet. I think they're still just a pair. They're engaged, but they're not technically married yet. So they are just a pair, a couple. And she did an interview for Glamour, UK. And it was really strange. And I'm not sure what brought it up other than she's just.

whacked out of her mind. And so machine gun, Kelly, of course, is, you know, sane. I don't know which one is the sanest one of the two. But she went on to talk about her and machine gun. Well, I'll let

her tell you. Just a few drops. But yes, we do consume each other's blood on occasion for ritual purposes only. It is used for a reason, and it is controlled where it's like, let's shed a You drops of blood and need to drink it. He's much more haphazard and hectic and chaotic where he's willing to just like cut his chest open with broken glass and be like, take my soul.

Let me bleed on you. It doesn't not happen. Let me tell you, maybe not exactly like that, but a version of that has happened many times. Take my soul. I mean, who doesn't? Who among us doesn't drink a little bit? bit of the blood of our spouse or

spouses or fiancés now look they teased it before I guess when they got engaged but Megan said I guess to drink each other's blood might mislead people

people are imagining us with goblets and we're like Game of Thrones drinking each other's blood it's just a few drops. That's I mean, we do consume each other's blood on occasion for ritual purposes. That's it. It's controlled. It's like I shed a few drops of blood and each drink it.

He's much more haphazard and chaotic. You know, like she said, just take a piece of glass and cut his chest and drink. Take my soul. Yeah, so, I mean, it's not like they're talking about. drinking, what's the stuff that everybody's supposed to be drinking in Hollywood? Adrenalochrome.

Yeah, that's it, adrenalinechrome. You're supposed to be, everybody's supposed to be drinking adrenachrome. Now, that is supposed to give you some kind of mescaline high. I remember the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas with Johnny Depp, who was doing adrenachrome.

And so, adrenachrome is supposed to be from the It's supposed to be not just drinking blood. You don't just cut yourself and drink blood. You or, you know, cut somebody's bloodline and just suck it down like a vampire.

But you're supposed to take blood from the adrenaline gland of a live person and drink that. And that's supposed to be, that's the super, super drug of Hollywood, the super, secret elite drug that's supposed to give you you know

it's supposed to lengthen your life make you younger, supposed to make you high, it's a super hallucinogen plus it's supposed to make you younger. So, okay, adrenaline chroma is. Wrap it up for everybody. Now that's not

cutting, you know, that's just not cutting yourself and drinking blood. You have to actually, that was the thing that they talked about. the you know the Q&on conspiracy I don't even know anyone that's part of Q&ON or you know sending out Q drops as they call it but that was the thing about people being kidnapped kids being kidnapped because they wanted the the elites wanted their blood right wanted the adrenaline gland blood the adrenaline chrome so okay okay you didn't hear from me though I don't want to be

affiliated with Q&OND because if someone actually knows who they are and what they do and who they're affiliated with, I don't want anything to do with them. Okay. So let's go to the break room and let's get something cold to drink. I don't want anything warm to drink because that would be, this is talk about if they chill it. You know, I'm guessing that the original pure adrenaline, adrenaline, adrenaline, crome is warm. Right from the fresh body. So I need something cold to drink. I don't know if chilled, I don't know what adrenaline chrome

chilled adrenaline chrome does for you. But if you can market it, hey, I'm all for you. Okay. Oh, yeah. Whatever I drank, good. All right. Since we're in the break room, I wanted to talk about this because I don't know if I should be angry.

I know I was angry when this first started. And now I'm feeling that I need to be even more angry. So Walmart has a discount program now with their Walmart plus card. Now, I know that their subscribers to the Walmart plus card gets you into line at Sam's Club. You can use the card to get gas at Sam's Club, right? And which is, I believe, has backed up Sam's Clubs. because every time I go to Sam's Club now, there's more cars than ever getting gas. Now, high gas prices obviously adds to that.

I got it. But now they claim that it used to be able to get, and I didn't realize this, I forgot about this, with that Walmart Plus card, they were giving people five cents off a gallon. Now, I don't know if you were getting the Sam's Club discount and the extra five cents off with the Walmart Plus, or if you're just getting the Sam's Club discount. because if you're getting the Sam's Club discount

and an extra five cents off with the Walmart Plus card, I think I'm angry because I'm paying a lot more for my Sam's Club card than you're paying for that damn Walmart Plus card. So there's something that needs to be done. But now Walmart is saying that the Walmart plus subscribers are going to be able to use it at 2,000 Murphy gas stations,

Sam's Club, and of course Walmart's store. stores that have gas pumps. I mean, Murphy gas stations are technically not Walmart gas stations, but we all know that they are. And they also are saying that they're giving access to 12,000 Exxon and mobile stations across the United States. I am ticked. Okay. I want this discount on my Sam's Club card and I want to be able to get it at these Exxon and mobile stations, not just the Walmart Plus cards. This makes me very unhappy. Now they're going to have, they want me to pay two subscriptions to be able to get extra money off at the gas pump.

No, no, thank you. So apparently, you can get the Walmart Plus card a $98 a year subscription plan. All right. So I guess in addition to fuel discounts, members get free shipping on most items, the ability to scan items with the Walmart app. I can do that at Sam's. We have the Sam's app. I got it. and when you shop at the physical store.

So you just scan it. There's no waiting on a checkout line. That's probably a good deal at a Walmart, though. Because they have really cut down on cashiers and opened up and made available more self-checkout lanes machines. So they drive you to the self-checkout on purpose. You see there's only so many lines. open with cashiers. So it's like, I was just going to go to the self-checkout.

And they have, you know, more self-checkout machines. I mean, I do it on purpose. Don't think you're fooling anybody, Walmart, because I got you. But I think I'm going to, I'm going to file a legitimate complaint. That really angers me that I'm paying, I've paid all this money for Sam's Club and to use, you know, get the discounts. I pay, I get their, I don't know, whatever their top line membership is so I can go shop there any damn time I want.

And I can use the Sam's Club gas to. I'm getting the Sam's discount. Now, if the Walmart plus subscriber is getting the Sam's Club discount and an extra 10 cents off of that, now that's a problem. That's a problem for me. But, and they're able to go and get that same discount, although it's not as cheap. See, that's my problem. So whatever the deal is, whatever you're paying at the Murphy and the Exxon and mobile stations that are part of the program, you get the 10 cents off of whatever. charging, which is, I'm saying, Sam's Club is a low price anyway.

And now you're going to add an extra 10 cents off, which leads me to believe that now they're colluding with each other. I'm sorry, partnering with each other. And that's why, like I drove by Sam's Club the other day, and the gas price was, I don't know, whatever the price was, 365 a gallon or whatever. And then I go to the, I drive by the Walmart gas station, the Murphy station. And it's like 366. So is it worth it for me to wait in line at Sam's Club for that extra penny when I don't have to wait in line at the Murphy?

The answer to that is no. But for an extra 10 cents, yeah, I'm going to wait at Sam's Club line to get 10 cents off of the already lower price. Yeah, that has to happen. I don't know what Walmart is thinking, but it's ticking me off. So it's finally here. Yay! Yay! Disney is releasing the first.

first trailer for the Avatar sequel, The Way of Water. It announced it's going to hit North American theaters on December 16th. Not the movie. The trailer. And so, I don't know, I guess the movie is

going to be released in 2085 or something like that. So the first trailer is going to debut with Dr. Strange on December 16. So you're not going to get the movie in this year, but you will get the trailer,

which is premiering in another movie, Dr. Strange. Just really weird. I don't understand. They announced this at CinemaCon. I don't even know why they keep trying to push this Avatar stuff. I enjoyed the first movie. It's one of those movies that is memorable but not memorable. And you can quote me on that.

Avatar, memorable, but not memorable. And, you know, I enjoyed it. And I watch it if it's on, I watch it because I get it, you know, and it's, you know, onumtanium and everything. I got it. I mean, it's the highest grossing film in history from 2009. And now they claim that there's four sequels planned for this. There's no way.

There is not a chance that they make these movies. I mean, Cameron is, what, 100 now? And he hasn't even, two isn't even out yet. I mean, it was supposed to, two was supposed to be open in 2014. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Right. But Cameron was waiting on some special technology

that he wanted to have for his films. Okay, whatever. Whatever. I got you. So I guess, uh, you know, the way of water is, uh, going to be wonderful and it's going to be great and james cameron who has said the sequels will make you crap yourself with your mouth wide open will it james will it now james has been living off of avatar one since oh 2009's was a huge hit you know obviously you know highest grossing

film so he's 67 now now it's taken him what are we uh 10 11 12 13 years to make a trailer for a film that hasn't been released yet. And so now we're to believe that four other movies are going to be on their way from James and they're going to make me crap myself because they're going to be so good. I'm sure that James may be thinking about he'll be crapping himself at the nursing home

by the time any of these movies gets released. I mean, I'll give you maybe, maybe the way of water gets released. Maybe the way of water gets released. of Avatar, you know, Avatar 2. There's not a chance that 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, any of them ever get made. There's not a chance. Sorry, I just don't believe it.

And I would be willing to make a bet that the trailer doesn't release with the movie in December. I would be willing to make that bet that when Dr. Strange is released, premieres on December 16th that there's some excuse of the trailer for Avatar 2, the way of water, doesn't even make it then. I'm willing to, I think I'm willing to make that bet. So mark my words. When they tell you, I mean, I'm happy to see the trailer. I'm happy.

I'll be surprised if the movie ever gets made. And for sure, there's not going to be a three and a four. But I wouldn't be surprised if the trailer gets knocked off. in December 16th. Mark my words. When they premiered Dr. Strange, they'll say, oh, man, we yeah, we said back at the old cinema con that the premiere for

the trailer of the way of the water, I'm sorry, the way of water. It was going to be released, but one thing led to another, James wasn't happy with this. So, you know what? We're going to release it the next premiere in 2020.

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All right. plug them yet. They're still oh, okay, good. All right, sounds like they're still hanging in there, okay, just waiting for someone, maybe another family member to show up before they actually pull the plug, so that's good.

Yesterday, we had a funeral or a memorial for Madeline Albright, the first female secretary of state, and I thought, wait, what? Madeline,

Albright died on March 23rd. For those of you listening live or, you know, listening whenever you're listening, at the time of this broadcast, it is the 28th of April, which means they had the funeral on the 27th of April, 2022. She passed away over a month before they had the funeral. Have they been, did I miss the Madeline Albright carry around the country caravan? where she did the rounds all over the country that we were supposed to pay our respects to her. She wasn't lying in state at the Congress that whole time.

Was she? I don't know. I certainly don't remember seeing a crowd or cameras on her coffin lying in state. So I don't know what the heck happened. I don't know why we had to wait so long, but really weird. And they were all there. They were all there. I mean the Bidens and the Clintons and they all got up and spoke and Hillary and Bill and just how wonderful Madeline Albright was.

And I get it. She, you know, no problem. But it was just, and they all were masked up and they all were paying their respects over a month later. Really, really, really strange. Really, really strange. All right. So that's, you know, who died today. But I love the crime.

There's some serious crime stories today. There was a guy in Texas, 70-year-old Texas, man. He was pissed that his neighbor's dog was running around the neighborhood. And he can't, you know, dogs probably running around crapping everywhere. So he's out doing some yard work. And he tells the girl, hey, take care of that dog. I'm sick of your dog running around. Keep your dog in your yard.

All right? and so the girl goes home and tells her dad, yeah, you know, old man Elliot is pissed and he's hollering at me about the dog. So her dad runs down there to get in Elliot's face and says, what are you talking about? How about you back off? It's just my dog. He's fine. Everything is fine.

So old man Elliot kicks him in the leg, pulls out his gun, shoots him in the stomach, walks over to the truck, throws his gun back in the truck, and goes back to you. doing yard work and leaves the neighbor just lying in the middle of the street. It's not funny. It's not funny at all. I'm not laughing. So the first responders were called and they got there and they airlifted him to the hospital. Where he was pronounced dead.

Yeah, he got shot and then they just let him lay in the middle of the road. I got, you know, I got some bushes to trim. I don't have time. I told you, don't come up off me like that, all right? So he's been arrested for murder, and he's being held on a million dollars bond. Probably a good thing. It's not funny, and it's terrible, but I love the idea of, I'm just going to shoot you. I'm going to throw my gun back in the truck.

I got to go back to pruning some bushes, doing some yard work. I was going to let you lay in the middle of the street. Okay? All right. We're good. No, we're not good. We're not good at all. And if he was a bad guy, maybe I see it.

Right? I mean, we know I see where everybody's talking about Sheriff Bob Johnson from Santa Rosa County, Florida. Back up in the Panhandle, for those of you that are aware, holding up my hand here. This is Florida. And way the heck over in the panhandle almost, you know, Alabama, Mississippi, way over in the panhandle. And anyway, Sheriff Bob Johnson is making the news because he's, said that if homeowners fatally shoot intruders,

the chances of them re-offending are zero. And we like those odds. Yeah, good deal. I mean, he's been taking notes from probably the best sheriff in the country, Grady Judd, in Polk County, Florida. And if you hold up to Matt Polk County is right there,

almost the center of Florida, just east of Tampa Bay. Anyway, Grady Judd's been preaching that kind of stuff for a long time. Now, there's great sheriffs all over the country. No question. A couple more in Florida. And of course, we have Sheriff Weyburn

here in Tarrant County, where I live in Texas, who has the same mindset. And I believe Sheriff Skinner in Collin County, which is county over, has the same mindset. And there's plenty of good sheriffs all over the country, but Bob Johnson is

not the first, especially not in Florida to take charge like that. We better be given my man, Grady Judd, some love for that. In war news, our president, Joseph Robinette Biden,

has asked Congress today to authorize $33 billion in new Ukraine war funds, including $20 billion for weapons. So, I mean, man, what could possibly go wrong with that?

I mean, maybe we need the money. I see what. see where the Russians are using trained dolphins to guard their naval base in the Black Sea. So you can't get by a trained dolphin. There's just no way. A U.S. Naval Institute report said that Russian Navy placed two dolphin pens at the entrance of their harbor off the coast of Crimea. And so these dolphin pens at the harbor's entrance, which is being used as a naval base, base by Russian forces. The pens were placed there around the time of Russia's February 24th invasion

of Ukraine. So we've got trained dolphins protecting the harbor there for the Russian. So we need $33 billion to enforce the war, at least help. I know we're not part of it. I mean, please, we're not doing anything to be a part of the Russian-Ukraine war. We're just sending money over there and weapons and we're training them. That's all, though. That's it. So I know that they're, you know, seizing the oligarchs yachts and properties as much as they can around the world. And so we've got that. I don't know that we get any money for that.

But we are other countries are seizing all the oligarch stuff. We've talked about that before. But now we're going to start doing it here in the U.S. President Biden talked about it today. And this will make you feel better. that will enhance our underlying effort to accommodate the Russian oligarchs and make sure we take their ill-begotten gains. We're going to accommodate them.

We're going to seize their yachts, their luxury homes, and other ill-begotten gains of Putin's kleptocracy and the guys who are the kleptocracies. So, I mean, you feel better now, right? We are doing great things. We are doing great things. There's no doubt about that. And then we have the war at home, which is awesome.

Our Homeland Security Director, who is great. I'm sorry, the Secretary, the Homeland Security Secretary, Alejandro Mayorkas, who is great. talked about a couple of things yesterday that makes you feel good about the United States of America. He confirmed that his department is in talks to divert veteran affairs resources, the VA, doctors and nurses to help care for illegal immigrants. How about no?

How about we take care of our veterans first? And to hell with the illegal immigrants or migrants or migrants or whatever you want to call them. No, I'm sorry. We're not diverting veteran affairs resources for that, but you can count on this administration doing that. I'm sorry. I'm trying not to, I know I usually don't get political on this show, and I probably should apologize, but it's maddening. So it's not really an apology.

And as long as I'm here, I might as well talk about one more thing that Homeland Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas announced yesterday that they're creating a disinformation governance board to combat misinformation ahead of the 2022 midterms. Isn't that interesting? Isn't it interesting? Huh, that they're doing that at the time when everybody is mad that Elon Musk bought Twitter.

He's not even going to be in charge of the place until October, maybe. And isn't it interesting that when you look through the headlines of Elon Musk, and this is happening right at the time, right at the time when we're just beating up Elon because criticism

of Twitter executives prompting online attacks, Musk's and tech's great man fallacy, a peddle free speech right before he ends the world, Twitter workers freaking out over his internal slack messages. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I hope they're okay. I don't want them to be, I don't want anything. I don't want them to feel bad because he's saying rough things about how they did their job or do their job. It's amazing that we're going to have the disinformation governance board. And you thought I was kidding. When I talked about it's not free speech unless it's censored, your opinion matters as long as it's the same as mine. Yeah. No. That's, uh, that's, uh, that's, uh, That's actually happening now. So, all right, I'm done. I'm done with the political stuff. I'm sorry. There, I apologized. I try not to do it here on chewing the fat. Sometimes I get a little carried away.

I'm on pat on leashed a couple days a week, and I get it out of my system a little bit there. But sometimes it's just a little much for me even here. And I can only take so much. And things are not looking good. And I'm so... No, I'm not going to... Stop it. Stop making me go there, okay?

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Now you think, $7.4 million in California. Was it a double wide? Kind of is. I mean, it's 5,300 square feet of total living space, five bedrooms and five bathrooms. But it's kind of small.

I mean, the pictures, you know, even they say that it's the cozy chalet style, which means it's a dump. It's a double wide. It's located in Pacific Palis. state's neighborhood and you know i guess the views are nice but it's got like a one car gated driveway without a garage i didn't see a garage anyway they show the footage you know pictures of the place

that are there and you see the you know the nice parking area the bricked parking area but there's no garage so it looks like what once a garage is you know has been made in made over for rooms and such so you know you're not getting a garage you got the one gate access. It gives you the rustic look. It does it. It's on half an acre. I mean, that's nothing. They've got a piece of dirt in Southern Palisades.

It's pretty amazing. That Brooke is, that she was living here. It's a three-story house. And it's got the brick ports. It's really pretty. And, you know, it's pretty. And it's nice. It just seems like Brooke could do so much better. I bet you her apartment in New York is bigger than this. I bet you her house in New York

is bigger than this. I'm going to have to look that up. I may look that up at a later chewing the fat date. But I was looking at it and I'm thinking, you know, yeah, you can live there. It's nice. I'm not real crazy about it. I don't necessarily like the way the rooms are set up in it. I kind of

like the, I kind of like the big storage area they have. The one closet area with the sauna is nice, but it's on the tilted roof side, the slanted roof side. So you have the slanted roof that you have to deal with.

on one side of this big closet, kind of agonizing. They have a nice pool outside. The bedrooms look kind of small. The washroom is nice. A couple of dryers and a washer. No washer and or a little dryer in the closet, though. Which I'm a fan of.

If I was building a house today, it would have a washer and dryer, a little handheld one in the closet. That's the way to have it. That's what's her face's idea. Carrie Underwood, genius idea. Anyway, Brooks place is, you know, okay, but I was thinking that she could do so much better.

Very disappointing from Brooke Shields and her little cozy chalet. And then I see serious houses for the hoity-to-oity. Bernie Madoff has a Hampton's house that nobody wants to buy. That's only $22.5 million. I know, and nobody wants to buy

Bernie Madoff's old plays. Amazing. So I don't know what the deal is. I don't know why you wouldn't want to live in Bernie's old place. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, hit the market in 2018 for $21 million. No offers. They knock it down to $19.9 million.

No. They knock it down to $17.9 million. Oh, no, sorry. Not going to do that. Now it's been sitting there for a long time. Maybe they ought to call real estateagentrust.com. Call the website? Yeah.

They should call real estateagent.com. You ever call a website like that before? Maybe you had to just go there. Because it seems, I mean, the wife is living in Connecticut in some apartment. She'll let her move back in. So I guess, you know, it's a beautiful place. But it's there in the Hamptons. And it looks like they're not going to sell it.

Madoff and Ruth purchased the land for $250,000 in the early 80s. They added a little bit 0.1 acre of waterfront for $20,000. And their heart and soul went into this project after purchasing and developing the property. And you can just see it's just beautiful. And it actually is gorgeous. And it sequestered on nearly 1.5 acres, 180 feet of Atlantic views. The stunning Montauk Hideaway awaits its new chapter at the end of a long gated drive. The kitchen has floor-to-ceiling windows to allow abundant natural light.

The primary bedroom is sliding glass doors and open out onto an outdoor deck, as well as a bathroom with dual sinks. I mean, it doesn't have a bathroom with dual sinks. You move it into some kind of Motel 6 with some small bathroom. But it is even smaller than Brooks Place. Three bedrooms. and three baths. So for 20 million bucks in the Hamptons,

for three bedrooms and three baths, no thank you. And it's 3,000 square feet. I mean, it's pretty and everything, but it ain't worth 20 million. No wonder it's sitting there. And I mean, I don't think it has anything to do with it being made of old place.

It has something to do with, man, can we add an extra trailer on the side of this? I mean, it's beautiful. And I love the views. and we have the ocean right there, but no thank you.

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