Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 865 | Here, Have a Pony…

Episode Date: May 4, 2022

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So as I'm preparing for the show today, I remember that I'm a minister of the Universal Life Church. I have the paperwork. I have the documentation that says I'm a minister of the Universal Life Church. So I go to the Wikipedia page. And Wikipedia can't be wrong. But it is. My name is not on the list.

of being a minister of the universal from the universal life church. I'm going to have to break out my paperwork in my documentation. Now, according to Wikipedia, this is a dynamic list and may never be able

to satisfy particular standards for completeness. Yeah, I hate those standards. I hate those standards of particular standards for completeness. Hate those. Now, I wonder if the

universal life church actually with 20 million ministers, or that's what they claim. And they give you instant ordination. What the heck? Why notable

ULC members? Okay, so maybe I'm on that list on their website. Notable ULC. No, it doesn't look like I'm there either. Do they have a list on their website for ministers? They just have notable ULC ministers

Conan O'Brien, Stephen Colbert, Bette Cumberbatch, The Rock, Richard Branson, Lady Gaga, Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Ian McKellen,

and Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat. And Jeff Fisher from Chewing the Fat. Well, so I guess, even the Universal Life Church website may not be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness welcome to chewing the fat

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in this neck of the woods of the Mercury Studios building, but this one was pretty close to my neighborhood. And I was like, hey, you need to find some other place to be roaming around. And then I hear a story of they're searching for a coyote in Dallas, not in my portion of the DFW area, but apparently it attacked a two-year-old kid. So now we've got wild coyotes roaming around.

attacking kids. Now I told you to worry about this, you know, year and a half, two years ago at the beginning of the pandemic, the animals were going to, we're going to fight back. And they're continuing to do so. I mean, it's been a madhouse. We had the foxes in D.C. attacking people. They had to put them down. Of course, they were trapped humanely, but then we, you know, we put them down. So, I mean, that's what they're, they're looking for the coyote here in Dallas. I mean, that coyote they're not going to get me a kid screams and hollers at me one more time

man he's going down and he did so I mean the kid is critically injured so I guess I shouldn't be making a ah he's not dead no he's fine he's fine so they're looking for him I'm guessing you know the fox in DC had rabies so maybe this coyote is

you know under the weather I don't know maybe the coyote got bird flu I don't know what's going on. Right. If you're out for a walk and you say, hey, is that a coyote? That's probably going to be a coyote. You hear the coffin like that. And I don't know that it's been documented that they can get bird flu.

I know there's a chart somewhere that has animals that do contract bird flu. I don't think coyotes is on that list. but it's possible. And now I see where D.C. is looking for a wild turkey and not the booze, because I'm sure they all know where that is. You can bet on that. They've got some crazy turkey attacking people in D.C.

I mean, turkeys, well, first of all, turkeys are mean nasty birds anyway. And, I mean, they can drown in a little puddle of water. So anything, anybody, that can drown in a little puddle of water. Dumb. Okay, lift your head up. Dumb.

There's no wonder we cook millions of you on a holiday, okay, because you're dumb. But now, they can't find him. I mean, come on now. We have federal agencies that are tracking people all over the world. We've got satellites orbiting the globe

that can read license plates on the interstate. And they can't find a wild turkey that's attacking people. people in D.C. Come on now. There's an issue. There's an issue.

Perhaps this is, you know, a terrorist turkey. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there. How many people does it take to find a wild turkey in D.C.? Obviously more than six federal agencies. But I guess it's a bull turkey. So maybe he's out there looking for a little bit.

little turkey business uh you've got all kinds of complaints since January so for months now this thing has been roaming DC attacking people I mean stop feeding them I mean that's what they're saying in Dallas was the problem with the coyote that

you know people were feeding him I don't know how they knew that maybe the neighbors were saying I knew that we were going to get in trouble when we started feeding it well then don't feed it so there apparently people in DC are just as dumb as the turkey or the people in Dallas are just as dumb as the deep. Now you know what I'm saying. So yesterday as I'm getting ready for my Unleashed Chewing the Fat segment on Wednesdays on Pat Unleashed,

I found the story about NASA sending naked humans into space. And, you know, I did it on chewing. And it's a, you know, it's a fascinating story. And it's the beacon in the galaxy study. And they aren't graphic photographs of naked humans. They're the drawing of a naked man and a woman next to a depiction of DNA and they're waving and the pixelated illustration of a naked man and woman waving hello could help us finally make contact with extraterrestrials. Could it? But apparently, and I don't know when this is going to be launched into space.

There was no, there was no dated when this was going to happen. But it has happened before. Apparently, we have sent drawings of naked humans before into space with the Pioneer 10 in 1972 and Pioneer 11 in 1973. They attached them to the antennas. I don't know if, you know, there's a naked guy on one antenna with the antenna sticking up his rear end. Right. Oh, yeah. We're flying into space.

Is that an antenna in your pocket or you're just happy to see me? Anyway, so, oh my gosh. Does she have an antenna stuck? Oh, no, never mind. So, I mean, it has happened before. Okay, you got me. We're trying to get people to come to Earth with naked humans. I would have liked to have been a part of the choosing process, is all I'm saying.

Not the drawing. I would have chosen, I don't know, something else. Not me. I would have chosen me, believe me. but I would have chosen someone else. But then I ran across something that is amazing that's happening, and I reached out to them. I hope they get back to me.

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I'm going to be taking built bars. I mean, you've got to have something to snack, even if you're headed into space. Hello, you can't go hungry. So I ran across this company that's set to open in 2025. I mean, that's like right now. At space hotel. the Pioneer Station

is intended for both work and play Oh yeah You can rent a hotel room or office space For up to two weeks at a time People could stay in the station's five modules Connected by the company's Gravity Ring

the device will create a mix of zero and artificial gravity people will be able to sleep without being attached to the bed oh yeah I'm okay no I mean you're going to be way past the carbon line it looks awesome I want to talk to these people

really bad it's the amorphapalus. No, that's not their name. Their name is Orbital Assembly. Orbital Assembly. And it's, you know, it's a big ring. And it looks really cool. It looks similar to the, what was the stupid movie?

2001. No. I mean, yeah, sure, that's a stupid movie. But that's not the one I'm thinking of. You know, where they had the giant ring. And Jody Foster was queen of the world in the space. Emmanuel and space. You could be filming the new Emmanuel space.

I'll tell you that with the orbital assembly. They probably, this is why they won't get back to me. No, it's stupid. Contact. No, no, stop. Stop guessing. But you asked, Jeff. Elysium.

Elysium. Everybody knows Elysium. It had Matt Damon and Jody Foster was the, you know, the queen of the, Earth and it was a space station because of course because of climate change and the earth was ruined so Matt was on Earth and you know he tried to you could go back and forth to the space station but it was like that people were living up there now I'm guessing they're not going to have you know they had you were inside the space ring and you had housing and you could it was almost like you could go outside but you were outside in Elysium

Anyway, that's what I thought of when I thought of Orbital Assembly. But if they're going to have this giant ring by 2025, I don't know if they're going to have, I don't know if they probably aren't going to have special fat guy seating to go up. I don't know if they're going to be, you know, if we hit your ride on SpaceX or does Orbital Assembly, you know, have their own little hotel shuttle, you know, like a SpaceX 2.

Space X, X, X, that's who takes you. That's who takes you to Orbital Assembly. Space Triple X. Space X, X, X. Yes. So anyway, I'm ready to go to space. If that's true, I've reached out to them. I want to talk to them.

I want to see if we're on schedule for orbital assembly. Their website says, the future is now. We're going to have large numbers of people experience the overbeats, view effect over long periods of time. We're going to need to have the right kind of infrastructure established throughout the solar ecosystem. And that's where

OAC comes in. And that's why their mission is so important to our future. It almost sounds like that should be someone from the orbital assembly group. Oh, and it is. He's an advisor.

Weird. So I'm ready to, I'm ready to take off anyway. and apparently they've got some contests going on I guess we're going to have special art in the hotel oh yeah

we have to talk to these people oh we have to talk to these people I mean you're going to be you want to talk about Carmen Line you're going to be having Carmen Line at the orbital assembly hotel

traveling today on space X XXX X X you of Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. We're going to have like space pimps. They might probably not going to want to talk to me if I start talking about.

So is orbital assembly the space pimps? Are they going to be able, am I going to be able to, you know, oh, we'll take care of you once you get up there. Nice. Maybe you get some space robots. No, I'd rather have a live human being. Oh, we're all out today, Jeff. Sorry.

maybe you know you come up now and you come back in a month I'll have some humans back up here for you oh okay all right great all right fine whatever and it can't be I mean come on you're going up with Blue Origin and Virgin

Galactic are charging you a couple hundred thousand or more to go up and actually go to the Carmen line and now you're going to go up to a hotel a space hotel for work and pleasure? God.

Right. I mean, how much is the bill for that? I just put it on the card. Let's put it out of the card. I mean, and plus, unless you bring your own assistant, you're going to be paying orbital assembly some extra cash for that too. Holy cow.

You will need built bars, man. You need to bring your own snacks because you don't want to buy anything out of the bar, man. That's going to be expensive. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh. All right, so I had a fan letter sent to me today at Mercury Studios,

and I want to thank Rusty Shackleford for sending me the fan letter. He sent it directly to the... the Mercury Studios, 6301, Riverside Drive, Irving, Texas, 75039. You know how we remember that zip code? That's one of the few zip codes I remember in my life, because all I can think of after saying 75039 is 75309. Jenny, Jenny, 75309, and our zip code is 75309. Anyway, just, maybe it's just me.

And he addressed it to chewing the fat Jeff Fisher with a C. I mean, dude. I appreciate the fan letter and everything, but maybe, you know, you'd realize my last name does not have a C in it. Okay? Maybe. But he hand a handwritten fan letter. One sheet of lined paper.

This boy, you need that. Dear Jeffie. you are fat sincerely rusty shackleford a lot of people chuckle at that and laugh I just you know thank you for being a fan

I appreciate it I think but thank you I also got sent on Twitter at Jeffie JFR a hormone guide survival tips for men how to ask a question to a woman

And I thought, okay, well, it might be funny. So the questions under there's dangerous, safer, safest, ultra-safe. Like the dangerous way to ask a question, and what's for dinner? And then, you know, the dangerous question is, are you wearing that? And the dangerous question is, what are you so worked up about? Should you be eating that? What did you do all day? Those are dangerous questions, okay?

I don't know why. I mean, the woman should know her place. This is going to end well for me, really, is what's going to happen. But what's for dinner? So the safer way to ask that question would be, can I help you with dinner? Okay, I don't like that. Kinda.

I prefer what's for dinner, maybe it's just me. The safest is where would you like to go for dinner? That's a good one. I'm okay with that one. The ultra safe. Here, have a pony. So we'll just cut to the chase.

All right. Every question, what's for dinner? Are you wearing that? Are you wearing that? What are you so worked up about? Should you be eating that? What did you do all day? The ultra-safe way to ask that question is,

here, have a pony. Really funny. I did like the, what did you do all day? Safer. I hope you didn't overdo it today. Safest. I've always loved you in that robe. Here, have a pony.

I mean, that reminds me of the old joke, right? Of the husband and wife. I replied to this tweet, actually, saying I would tell this joke. Actually, I forgot all about replying to the tweet about telling the joke, but seeing this again reminds me of the stupid joke of the husband and wife. And husband's laying in bed. He's tired. The wife comes in.

She's standing in front of the mirror naked, and she's like, I really need you to tell me something good about myself. Look at this. My arms are flabby. My breasts are starting to sag. Look at this. My rear end is starting to sag. I'm starting to get flabby on my thighs. I just, I need you to tell me something good.

Your eyesight still works. Thank you. Be here all week. Hey, don't charge the stage. I hear Dave Chappelle had something. And I use this term loosely. fan or a person in attendance at the Hollywood Bowl last night he was there for the Netflix as a joke concert that they were filming they've been there for the last two or three days

I guess uh filming the special and uh he was on stage and some fan charged the stage tried to give him an NFL tackle on stage Dave kind of did a quick little move off to the side though because there wasn't supposed to be any video apparently you know I mean when you go to these shows now, they make you put your phones in your little plastic bag so there's no filming. Okay. But we got 10 seconds footage

of it, just a small footage of the guy charging the stage. And then when there's actual footage of the guy being hauled off on a gurney in an ambulance, it's reported he had weapons, a gun and a knife. It looked like his one

elbow was all disjointed and out of place. when he was on the gurney. So I'm guessing he may have had a run-in with security after charging the stage. Of course, we got the Will Smith jokes from Chris Rock and Jamie Fox was there. And Chappelle came back out after that.

So it really turned out okay, but did it? I mean, I know some people may question the validity of this event. Like, was it, you know, did Chappelle have? the guy run up. There were reports that he was a tranny. I'm sorry, that he was trans. And who knows? I mean, I feel like we've just gotten to a point in today's world

that this could possibly just be real, right? I mean, the days of, you suck! You suck! The days of sending letters to people that you're a professed fan of, telling them they're overweight, their fat, has now gone to, we're just. going to charge the stage. And we don't like you. We're just going to charge the stage and tackle you.

Oh. Oh, okay. I mean, now, how about no? How about no? More voices, the better we let people, I'm okay with the heckling. You suck.

I'm a fan of heckling. But I'm not a fan of charge. I'm a really big fan of. I don't know people charging the stage that I'm on. and I don't want to charge the stage that someone else is on. That's way too much work. I'd rather sit back and have something to drink.

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And it's talking about it. They have three flavors. strawberry a. F. Ibiscus A.F. And mango A.F. So the ad is, refreshing A.F. Is a state of mind.

It makes you want to kind of drink it. It does make you want to kind of drink it in. I noticed that one flavor they don't have is... Avocados from Mexico. They do not have avocados A.F. but it is the new special minute made Avocados from Mexico No they know that's the one they don't have

It's the Aguas Aguas Aguas Amorphapalus Aguas Aguas Minut made Amorpha phallis Fresca

So it might be good, you know You never know Might be good as fuck I don't know It's what they claim Look don't be mad at me That's what they say That's what they have you think. They want, they don't, look, they say refreshing AF.

Yeah, Agua fresca. Yeah, Agua fresca. But you know, what they really mean is as fun. It's the matcha or the three ensemble Cato Cephora of the fact that I just denichet that I'm energize so much. It's the ensemble. The form of standard and mini, regrouped, what old ben?

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I don't like what people say, ban it. Don't like what people eat. Ban it. I'm really tired. I'm really tired of people not taking a little bit of personal responsibility. Just, it's your choice. You decide. That's what makes America.

You decide. But our government is quick to ban. We don't like it. We're banning it. Well, now they are planning to ban menthol cigarettes and flavored cigars. Your choice. Your choice, not mine, your choice. And a choice that I made for a long time.

And there was a time, you know, that maybe you'd cry around the corner and there I am. It happens. I miss those. I miss those coughing fits. Yeah, you know, some days you get up and you got that. Oh, man. You have to wait a little bit before you fire one up,

but he's still going to fire it up, of course. So menthol is an additive whose minty flavor not only disguises the harsh effect of smoking on one's lungs, but facilitates more nicotine intake. Oh, wait. I don't know that I actually knew that. I smoked menthol for a while. I don't like, you know, I'm not a big menthol fan. But I smoke cools and cool filter kings.

Oh, yeah. And Newport's. Little Newports for a while. Yeah. One of my wives smoked mentholz. I remember what the kind she was that she smoked. Anyway, doesn't matter. The FDA, this is all for your safety.

All for your safety. We're just going to ban menthol cigarettes and minty-flavored cigars. Now, sure, 85% of black smokers smoke menthol, that's their cigarette of choice. Oh, oh, okay. All other flavors of cigarettes were banned in 2009 through the Family Smoking Prevention and Tobacco Control Act, which, I mean, I can't get enough. of the family smoking prevention and tobacco control act. But we can't have people smoking menthol cigarettes.

I mean, this opens up a really big, and I use this term, black market, opens it wide open. The African-American Tobacco Control Leadership Council, and I love the African-American Tobacco Control, leadership council and action on smoking and health. They're my favorite.

That's a good gig. If you could be in charge of the African American Tobacco Control Leadership Council and action on smoking and health, that's awesome. That's not awesome. They're saving lives. They are saving lives.

So they're, are struggling to kind of support this because, you know, hey, everybody hates smokers, but now you're just picking on black people. And what happens? I mean, do you, we just have to go to Canada, go to Mexico to get our menthol cigarettes now? Do you bust people for smoking menthol cigarettes? Our police don't have enough to do. What do you smoking?

Nothing. I'm right. That sounds like that. like a menthol cough to me. Get out of the car. I mean, it's just stop it. Stop with the bands. Stop it. I get it. Cigarettes are bad.

I got it. Cigarettes are bad. But, so, speaking of smoking, better call Saul. Okay. I told you about how I've been

the first four seasons. and there's scenes there where Kim and Saul smoke and they look so good. Well, it's the final season of Better Call Saul that's on. This last episode was... Oh, what? You haven't seen it yet? What are you doing? This last episode was okay.

It was a laying the groundwork episode. But the first few episodes of this final season have not been laying the groundwork episodes. They've been plowing through, man. and this episode was okay okay however throughout this final episode there are times when kiv and saul again she lights that cigarette and it looks so good maybe it's just the way she does it either way either way i could fire one up in a heartbeat watching that show man i mean i I don't even want to be around a cigarette

Because I'll fight I mean Oh Sounds so good What? It's not menthol And speaking of banning We had

You know our Alejandro Mayorkas The head of Homeland Security Made the rounds this weekend Because you know He's pushing his disinformation Governance Board I don't like it ban it

We don't like the way to speak Bennett. And I was thinking last week, really, what can they do? You know, have they been given any power whatsoever? And they haven't. And that's what his big deal was, is that they have no operational authority. That's what Alejandro Mayorkas told Dana Bash on Sunday. And so what are they going to do? Well, that's yet.

I mean, Alejandro should tell us that they have no operational authority. yet because that's coming and how does it happen I mean it'll just happen it'll just happen someone will say oh I said something

and the government the disinformation governance board didn't like it so they find me $10,000 wait what yeah I got to pay them or I won't be able to

tweet or I won't be able to face or I won't be able to Instagram or I won't be able to TikTok because the governance board

the disinformation government board decided that they didn't like what I said I mean it's just amazing that we are in this band mentality and of course of course

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Why? sell the Bible, I guess, you know, whatever. But it's the wicked Bible. It's a copy of the wicked Bible. Now, if you don't know what that is, the 1631 wicked Bible, because it omits the word not from the Seventh Commandment, informing readers, thou shalt commit adultery.

And 1,000 copies of the text, which also came to be known as the adultery. or sinners Bible were printed. And according to this, they were printed by error. And it was discovered a year later. And upon the discovery of the mistake, the printers, this Robert Barker and Martin Lucas, were summoned to the king.

And the king rammed those wicked Bibles up their rear ends and killed them all. The end. No, that's not what happened at all. The king was pissed. And he admonished them for the scandalous typo and the sloppy workmanship. They were stripped of their printing license,

a fine $300 and held over, and that was held over their head for years. He didn't kill him or anything, but, I mean, they were, they couldn't, they were ended up just serving, you know, beer at the pub instead of being printers. And they believe that they've all been, they're out of circulation.

20, 20 remained. Now, this particular Bible was found in New Zealand. Apparently, this guy moved to New Zealand. He was a professor of medieval studies at the university and a fellow of the Society of Antiquities in London. A fellow of the antiquities in London. And he just had the copy. Eh, just mine. He just had one laying around.

Yeah, that's those wicked Bibles. I got one. That's part of the society of antiquities. And I'm going to move to New Zealand, so I'm going to take it with me. How about that? And so there was an estate sale after he died, and this guy bought it at the estate sale. Hey, all right, I'll take that piece of crap. Let me have that thing.

What is that thing? So if it's not in good shape, most of them aren't, though. The 20 that are the ones that they have are in really rough shape. and so it's fully digitized now and it's going to become free to the public with some, you know, wickedbibble.com, I guess, or thou shalt commit adultery.com. Although I don't record, I mean, I might go to that website right now

and see if that's actually a site. Thou shalt commit adultery.com. Possible that it is. It's not one of my sites. however. I would not do anything like that. Oh, no. So, and there's only, the other copies all had,

uh, a bunch of old writings in it. Yeah, amazing. People used to write in their diaries. This one had the cover missing, water damage, some pages were lost forever. And, uh,

this one is one of the few copies that had, uh, decorative red as well as black ink. Nice. And this is a more complete version than many others out there. So they're trying to break it out. And, you know, I guess, you know, to have the, the copy is going to be worth some money. So just going to the website, you're going to be going, oh, yeah, thou shall not commit adultery.

But you get the hard copy. Now you're talking. I've got it right here. I'm holding it in my hand. I love the king didn't kill the bookbinders. though. The printers. They're not book binders.

They were printers. Now they claim that they, a lot of people believe that it was done on purpose, but the historians believe that times were tough. And so the printers were like, didn't want to spend the money on, uh, proof readers. So they just, they did everything really fast to get them printed and realize that, uh, ooh. Probably should have had somebody look at that. Your Majesty. And so they were just fine.

I'm surprised the king didn't have him killed. Even though he's a Christian king and was having them print Bibles. Still, though, you're king. Shouldn't have screwed up like that. Guillotine. Yeah, maybe that was the problem. It was the England king. It wasn't a French king.

So, yeah, the England king, they didn't use the guillotine. I just you know I don't know chopped your head off or something with an axe because it was

who was it it was King George the first all right 1631 doesn't that just roll off your tongue 1631 oh yeah King George the first

King Charles the first sorry George King Charles the first so I mean Ooh It'll be a King Charles

The second coming up Was there another King Charles? I mean Charles Dinkleberry Charles Prince Charles Could be the king here real soon What does he become King Charles How many King Charles were there?

Now I want to know Please hold Thank you for holding Your listenership is very important to us All right well I see there was at least a Charles too So This one Prince Charles is going to be Charles 3.

Was there a Charles 3? Do I hear 3? Do I hear 3? Please hold. Doesn't look like it. Thanks for holding. Appreciate you holding on. It looks like there was only a couple of King Charles.

So, Prince Dingleberry with Camilla when he becomes king. When he becomes king, he'll be able to be King Charles. The third. That'll lose. I was wondering if he chooses another name, though, right? Because he doesn't want to be King Chuck.

I mean, it could be King Chuck the first. I mean, you go with Chuck if you're going to be the first, right? But no, he can't. Is he going to pick some boozy name? Oh, gosh. Just be King Charles III. Just be King Chuck the first or something. What would he be, King Camilla?

King Alec? Oh, no. no honey no no that's not funny that's not funny because then you'll automatically think that it's alec baldwin speaking to alec who died today i knew we were going to get to something that's got me on the wicked bible but uh callia is that her name calia calia calia k a i i l i a morphophalus posy a 16 year old the pageant queen who appeared in TLC's toddlers and Tierras when she was five. Now, you would remember her as the meme. Right?

I mean, the world knows her face as the meme, the toddlers and Tierra's meme of her, you know, looking off to the side with the big smile and the, and here, look, I'm doing it right now. Can't you tell? Wait. Yeah, you know who she is. She's looking like that.

It's tough to do, though, because you've got to get your eyes, right. Anyway, you would remember who she was. But she, you know, that was when she was five. A long time ago. And sadly, she died. It doesn't say how she died. I don't know if she pulled a Judd.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if it was COVID. I don't know. Could have been cool filter kings. I don't know. but I mean the family obviously the mom is devastated now I will say maybe and this is just me thinking out of the box okay just me it says in the story what her talent was okay because she was

a pageant queen she had just been in this pageant Miss Teen Washington pageant okay and so it says that her talent was being a contortionist. I mean, all right, no stop. Because I wasn't thinking that at all. I was thinking that maybe, you know, she got self tied up into a knot

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