Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 867 | Bro, We Got This!... | GUEST CONTESTANT: Glenn Beck

Episode Date: May 6, 2022

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From the High Desert I mean, how can we play this without thinking of Rest and Peace, Art Bell? Who died today? Oh, no, Art Bell, long gone. Mess them like a brother. Especially when you listen to Coast to Coast. Anyway, oh, sorry.

No, I didn't say that. Let's get this show underway. So this story is an example. example of what I talked about yesterday. And I'm going to let you in on a little secret. I'm going to use the headline of this story later in What's the Lie? So you'll already know that this particular headline isn't the lie. You're welcome.

You're welcome. So I talked yesterday about we all want to be the one who, makes the find that finds the painting with the Declaration of Independence behind it that finds the article that's worth millions of dollars so the headline yesterday is a woman bought a sculpture at a goodwill for 3499 it's an ancient Roman bust no not not that kind of bust you know the no it's not it's not an ancient Roman oh yeah oh I like what you've done to that piece of stone. Oh, you're so hard.

All right, stop. No, come on. So this ancient Roman bust, for some reason, ended up in a goodwill store in Austin. Amazing. A couple years ago. So it still does happen. And she was walking through the store and went,

oh, I kind of like that. That's kind of cute. I can probably do something with that. Goodwill, I mean, personally, 35 bucks for that at Goodwill, that's a little steep. Goodwill thinking they've found, we're worth a lot of goodwill these days, are you?

But, I digress. The one goodwill near me, that guy ticks me off, man. They have like, they have like two sections of high-end stuff instead of just putting it all out there. They, you know what, thrift stores aren't what they used to be. Don't get the good thrift store days back.

You just don't. So a couple years ago, in 2018, like I said, this art collector is shopping at the Goodwill store in Austin and says, oh, hey, that looks kind of cute. I kind of like that. And she spent, you know, $34.99 on it. And so after buying it, she's, you know, that really looks old and worn. And I wonder if it really is something that I should care about. It just wasn't made by Bill.

at the Austin stonnery. So, and they finally, she finally goes to a, uh, the University of Texas at Austin and talked to their art history people. And then they ended up talking to someone at Sotheby's. And they weren't, you know, that looks like, uh, it looks like the bus that depicted the son of Pompey the Great. And the art newspaper thinks that it depicts the Roman commander, Drusus, Germaisus.

I think that's right. I mean, it could be D-R-U-S-U-S-Jurus, Germanicus, G-E-R-M-A-N. Amorphophalus. Yeah, it looks like that's who it depicts. Now, it belonged to King Ludwig 1 of Bavaria. I mean, come on.

I love King Luddw. Ludwig 1 of Bavaria. He lived from 1786 to 1868. Talk about who died today, man. And it was part of a full-scale model that he built of a house from Pompeii called Pompegianum. Pompegianum.

P-O-M-P-E-J-A-N-U-M. Yes. In Ashkfes-Fundberg, Germany. You know, when you open up the map, you see All across the globe. I don't know. For me, maybe it's just me. So the model stood for nearly a couple hundred years,

but during World War II. Of course it wasn't Hitler. It was those damn allied bombers. Then we don't know what happened to it. Then we just don't know what happened to it, then it ends up at a goodwill store in Austin. Okay. So now it's now, and she's just happy.

Me, I would say, somebody can have this for some cash. The old son of Pompeii can belong to you for some harder in cash. But you're not just going to get it. But she went ahead and gave it to this place in San Antonio that's going to show it off. And then they made a deal with the Bavarian government. And so when it's done being shown in San Antonio, it's going to go back to the Bavarian administration

of state-owned palaces, gardens, and lakes. Who doesn't love the Bavarian administration of state-owned palaces, gardens, and lakes? But it's here. And if you want to go see the

Roman bust or any bust for that manner, you could go to San Antonio and check it out. And then if you're going to have to go to Germany to the Bavarian administration of State-owned Palace's gardens, lakes, and find out where they put it. And you'll be able to see it there. But my point is it still happens.

This is why. I mean, when I see a bag on the side of the road, you have to stop. You have to stop. You know how bad I feel when I'm driving down the road and there's a bag on the side of the road and, like, I don't stop? I beat myself up the whole day. I beat myself up the whole day. Like, I could have been a million dollars.

I could have been, that could have been meth. It could have been cocaine. Or it could have been, you know, some homeless person's underwear. That's what it probably is for me. But it could have been a million dollars. That's the story of my life. It could have been a million dollars.

Welcome to chewing the fat. I'm so sweaty. My head is sweaty. Like a whirlpool. It never ends. Hey, if you, like me, find yourself singing that, you know, to yourself, of course. I mean, no one wants to have or talk about excessive sweat. But it exists.

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I'm a charity organization or have a foundation. Because remember the last one. The last email I got from the guy that wanted to give me $7 million for my charity. And I was thinking, well, you know, seven mill, I could, you know, take a cut from $7 million. I mean, somebody's got to get paid to run the charity, right? But then I just got an email from one of my dear friends. At least that's what they claim they are. I got an email from Renet Setnik.

Renet Setnik sent me an email. Now, it's under the email is titled Renet Setnik, but the email address is Moses Sander. So, I don't know if Renet uses Moses's email address or how that works, but anyway, my dear friend and beloved, okay, with warm hearts and joy and the Lord Jesus, I write this mail to you. I am Mrs. Renet Setnik, a German citizen. but living in Burkina Faso. I love Burkina Faso.

Man, I had a timeshare there at one time. I don't anymore. Maybe that's how she got my name. I am a widow. I am 67 years old without any child. I am a devoted Christian and have the fear of God. I am a philanthropist and a caregiver. I inherited the sum of 25 million euros from my late husband,

who was a crude oil. dealer before he was killed during the Burkina Faso political unrest. I mean, how many times have we talked about the Burkina Faso, a political unrest? I mean, I'm sick at talking about it. That happened four years ago in August. So, I mean, okay. Due to his death, that resulted me much stress and tension, thereby causing me to contract paralysis.

What worries me is that I'm down with full body paralysis. I cannot walk nor stand. I have been bedridden for three years now. Since I know that I have very limited time to stay on earth before I die, according to my doctors, I have been helping and contributing some amounts of money to orphanage homes and to charity organizations as well as foundations. I mean, that's charity organizations and foundations. You'll think of me. With the help of the bishop of the Catholic Church where I worship,

I have given donations to over 10 charity organizations and foundations in Africa, Asia, South America, etc. I don't recall an et cetera country, but I'm not part of the UN. I've got a UN story today. Maybe they'll mention, etc. From findings, your charity foundation was listed among the remaining, to be given donations. Was it? I will be giving you the token sum of 25 million euro.

Okay, so she received the 25 million from Hubby. Been giving money away, but she still has 25 million left to give to me. I'm not sure that I'm not that great at math, but you'd think it'd be a little bit less now. But, okay, cool, get 25 million euros. That's, I mean, that's 26, 27 million. U.S. dollars. Good to go.

I'll take that, and I'll be happy to pass it out to charity organizations and foundations, and somebody's got to get paid to do that. So, I mean, I'm going to have to take a salary from that. As soon as I receive your reply,

I shall give you the contract of the Catholic, or the contact, I shall give you the contact of the Catholic bishop where you will send him your bank details. Oh, okay. And other requirements he may need from you. Of course. I mean, there's got to be some paperwork

with financial transaction. I want you and the church to always pray for me. Get back to me if you are interested and ready to handle this. Transaction for charity work. Renet Settnick. Thanks for your cooperation.

Best regards. What happened to the love? Mrs. Renet Settnick. So, man. I We've taken a turn In the scam emails They're pulling at your heartstrings

Now it's not it's not enough just to give you money Hey I got an idea I've got 50 million in this bank account I can't move once you get a hold of me We'll try to move it Nope now it's like It's for charity It's for the kids

I've been helping kids all over the world Even in et cetera And I need your help now in the United States. So, you know, I'll just, I'll see if she replies back. See what happens. Well, I'm waiting for the return email. I'll just continue watching Amber Amber Heard Johnny Depp trial. I know. I can't get enough of it. Although I can't because I only watched some yesterday and I was just like, okay, it's enough. I can't take enough of your crying. I just can't enough. Okay. And I listen to your stories. I barely believe them.

barely. But, you know, I hope it didn't happen. I hope it didn't happen to her. I cannot wait for cross-examination. That will be fun. So, this all happened, but then you just danced your way down the red carpet two hours later, right? It's just going to be interesting. But it's on hiatus now.

The judge had some beach to go to, some beach vacation already planned. Well, you can't, I mean, hello. Look, I know this is one of the biggest trials in the country right now, but I got a beach vacation plan. So, listen, you do whatever you got to do, but court is adjourned, okay? So yesterday, before bringing the jury back for the final portion of the trial, judge asked the assembled lawyers if breaking tradition was all right with them, and the closing arguments were held on May 27th, which is a Friday. that's usually a dark day for the trial

and there because of the holiday I guess we have a holiday coming up that weekend right that's the big week holiday weekend so she wants to be done with it before then right what is the nay is that Memorial Day or Labor Day or whatever you know one of those stupid things where you're supposed to be with family and grill out you know what I'm talking about

and so I didn't realize this either as I'm reading about the trial because it's in Virginia and it's in Virginia because that's where the servers are that posted the stories or something. That's how they could make it happen here in the U.S. That's how Depp could make it happen here in the U.S. to sue her for, well, 50 million or whatever, and she's now got the countersuit of 100 million.

Okay. I mean, it's scorched her for both of them. Scorster is now for both of them. And I really do believe that even, I mean, they're going to be hurt for a couple years, and then it'll be okay. They'll do a show. I loved her in that episode.

Yeah, it was great. Okay, we're done. We'll move on. But I also found out that they're only allotted so much time. Okay, so at the end of the court session, the judge told the lawyers that the plaintiff's side had used up 35 hours and six minutes of their allotted time. And the defense, the defense, has used 36 hours and 31 minutes, which leaves the depth side with 26 hours and nine minutes remaining. and the herd side with 24 hours and 44 minutes left in the case that's aiming to be done by Memorial Day.

Once your time is up, your time is up, said the judge. Wow. I mean, I thought, hey, we're in court. We're going until it's over. Nope. Answer the question because you got 30 seconds. After that, your time is up. Okay?

I'm hammering the gavel down. That's enough. So anyway, we're back on Monday the 16th, for those of you that care. I know, I know. But the thing is, so then I missed, and I'm watching the trial. And there's a video clip of her on the stand looking like she's snorting something. Now, the joke is that she's snorting cocaine, right? Because it looks like she is, if you've ever snorted cocaine, I mean, it's been a long time.

Long time. Ah, you guys, no, that's before I, now, poof, no. But, you know, after you take a, if you take a bump, and you have the quick, you know, quick look around to make sure you're safe, another little, another little pop up up in there. You know how, you know how to do it. If you've done it, you know what I'm talking about. And, you know, you're a little nervous, you know,

looking around with that quick, making sure you're okay. She's got that little look, and it looks like she did that. I will say it's possible that it's not cocaine. It's possible that it was something that they use in Hollywood, make you cry, make you well up a little bit more. So she does a little hit, a little hit, and then she's back to crying and well it up for the performance. I believe that.

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All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh. You see where they find another barrel out at Lake Mead? That's right. They're out strolling around after they found the one barrel with the guy in it. And the TV station found it. The TV station is like, hey, isn't that another barrel over there?

I mean, if you want to make a little money, set up a live feed now. I want a camera out there, live feed on Lake Mead, alive, find the bottle. Or no, find the barrel. I can find the bottle too, but find the barrel. And just log in every so on, scan around. Look for barrels out there in Lake Mead showing up because of the drought. And good or bad, whether you look, whichever way you want to look at it, this one was empty.

So, I know, that's what I mean. Oh, there wasn't a dead body in it. Oh, shit. Right. All right, well, I'll log back in tomorrow. I mean, it's possible that this could have been like, you ever watched Dexter? Where in the beginning, right, he put him in bags and sunk his bodies in the ocean.

And they found his burial ground. So then he had to change up and he started, you know, grinding up humans even more. and then he would just release little bits and pieces. But maybe that's, you know, that could have been an old mob dumping ground. My original thought was is that, you know, the killer just got lazy,

supposed to bury it out in the desert. And it was like, I'm not driving out there tonight. I'm just tossing it in the lake. I mean, that's what happens when you're a lazy killer. You've already killed the guy. You've already stuffed him in the barrel. And now you've got to dig a hole out in the desert? No, not tonight.

I've got to get back to the casino. know, I'm throwing this guy in the lake. So I got an email at Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com, who was saying that they were listening to a show that we did, I don't know if we did it this week or last week about sexom, it doesn't matter. It's a podcast, Jeff. You can listen at any time, on demand, anytime, anywhere you want, as long as you're subscribed to the show.

Okay, I got it. All right. I understand. So this person was listening to the show where I was talking about sexomnia. A sex, you know, somebody was a sex omniac, right? Yes. So this person, I wanted to say that it's not as rare as you would think. I've been working 10 and 12 hours a day, haven't had a chance to email you.

Yeah, me too, but I'm here every day. Let's want to say, okay? I've been here every day. Maybe you could take a second and drop me an email, but whatever. Thanks for listening. Anyway, I'm 59 years old, and I've talked in my sleep since I was a little kid. Sad nobody had you checked out for that, but, you know, whatever. Sometimes my wife has to wake me up because I'm mumbling or sitting up right on the bed,

eyes wide open with a vacant stare, talking or yelling at something not there. I just want to be clear, that sounds a little bit more than sexomnia, okay? I'm not a doctor. I play one. I'm just saying that what you're describing seems a little bit more than just what Sex Omniac would

suffer from. Anyway, so one night, my wife woke me up and I had both of my hands around her neck. And she said, keep going. No, that's not what she said. No, that's not what she said. No. No, stop it. That's not what she said yet.

I was calling her by one of my sister's names. Oh, so a little repressed hate for the sister. My wife said I wasn't squeezing hard. I don't know how I would defend myself if she really got choked. I mean, I know. It's tough. I never knew there was a name for having sex in your sleep. I fall asleep and then about an hour later I start to mall my wife.

That's when it starts. Right. Oh yeah Okay Most of the time All right stop And this guy's You know

Being nice For now Most of the times It ends up In us having sex Of course it does I mean really You're a married couple

That's That's what would happen I mean I would hope Sometimes I go And go and go Oh yeah Don't No stop

No No No Oh no This is no And then I just roll over and stop. No, he stopped. He just rolled over and stopped.

Okay. And so most times we end up having, you know, marital relations. Yeah, of course, hello, duh. That's, I mean, good. I'm glad that happens. Plus, what's the wife going to do? Wake you up? No.

Anyway, generally it happens about an hour after I fall asleep. It would happen once or twice a month. Happens a little less now. Yeah, well, you know, you're getting a little older. It happens so often that we called me one-hour man. Oh, yeah. We called me one-hour man. Oh, yeah.

Okay, thank you. All right. So we told a few friends. Of course you would. Why wouldn't you tell friends? You're over, hey, you know what happens to me? I wake up and, oh, one-hour man. Think about it.

I mean, Jerry Lee Lewis saying about it was a 60 minute man, baby. I mean, 60 minute man, think about it. So anyway, they started to call him. His nickname became one-hour man. Nice. And so I would just say that, you know, this show is helping people. Realized that they're not alone. So, you know what?

You're welcome. You're welcome. Now, if I've caused any married couples a problem, I apologize. You know, I don't want to hear that. Yeah, why don't you falsely? and wake up on an hour and have sex with me then? I don't know. Just roll over and zip it, okay?

Probably not that best of a marriage if that happened. But, you know, if I've caused problems, I'm sorry, what I meant, I'm here to help, really. Yes. I can hear you asking, are you? I hear it. I don't think you're not. Received another email too at, of course,

chewing the fat at the blaze.com, and they were saying, Hey, Nicole Kidman, three cuts to clown face. well I mean first of all Nicole is still looking pretty good okay now she may be on the road to three cuts to clown face but in today's world she's part of the crowd that can do get work done that isn't the cuts you know they can you shoot you know porcelain in your face

yeah that's what they're doing that's a new thing it's called porcelain and I don't know if you ever heard of it but you shoot it in your face But there's fans, the story that was attached to the Three Cuts to Cloudface email, the tune of the fat of the blaze.com, was that Nicole Kidman's followers were questioning her latest social media post, oh, it looks like you had some work done. Where you been? I mean, hello. So I love the quotes and the stories every time they do this.

We always have to get a quote from our professional plastic surgeon that's on call for us. Now, he's a dual board certified plastic. surgeon, Dr. Darliota, who is not treated the actress. I want to be clear about that. I haven't treated the actress. And she's gone into the knife. Or used some serious face tune. I believe that's a medical term.

Use some face tuned. So you don't look like Nicole anymore. Something is wrong with your face. I mean, Nicole has made enough money where she could do what she wants. And she looks pretty good still. I've never been a... You know what?

She's grown on me the last few years. She has. And she can tell you that I've told her that. I mean, oh, man, Nicole and I have spent untold amount of time together, just talking about the future and the past and how I used to just think she was ridiculous and didn't like her.

And I thought I couldn't believe how people treated her that they thought she was worthy of being treated. did like that. She knows. She knows, but I've told her that that's changed now. That's changed since she's had

face tuning done. And so if you, I mean, she's on her way though. She's out of way. At some point at some point, the guy standing behind her holding that skin tight and he's got his leg up into her chest, in the back of her

chest on the back. He's pulled that skin tight from the and he just hangs on, and Nicole gets home and closes the door, and he lets go, boom! Oh, I'm home. It's the matcha, or the three ensemble Cadoce, Sephora, of the FACETs that I just

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the program I see that they're talking about now they're feeling sorry for fat people

at theme parks plus size theme park enthusiasts often face fear and shame duh it's been going on for years

Where you been? Did you care about us years ago? No. You know why you're caring about us now? Because the big kid fell off the ride in Orlando. That's why. That's what safety for all guests in mind. Oh, is it?

Yeah. Not for him. It was okay. I just said, yeah, you're fine. The strap him in. I mean, that's amazing. You know the kid. I mean, we talked about it before.

A poor young man. You know, he's a young, 14 or 15 years old, 6, 6, 350 pounds. Nothing ever scared him in life. You know, I mean, he's a, he just walked through a wall for you. I know, you know, this is the way he thought. And so when he sat down in that thing and they were going to go up and come down, and, you know, if they wouldn't have let him on the ride, he'd have been pissed. Well, I got to go on the ride.

So the way they, you know, whatever, how they ever Jerry rigged it and him holding onto that brace, he figured he could hold on to it. He could hold on to anything, right? I mean, he's a monster. He's a machine. I can do anything. No, not so fast. Not this time.

And so, I mean, the falling off was just horrific. However, now we care about fat people at theme parks. I mean, I've talked about it forever. That's why they started putting the seats out front of the rides so that the fat people would look at it and go, Ooh, I'm not even going to try. No, you kids go. I'll wait here.

I want to go over and have a hot dog. There's some ice cream stand over there. You think they put the ice cream stands close to the ride entrances for any other reason? No. Between the entrance and where your kids are going to come walking off the ride. That's where the ice cream is. There's a reason for that. Hello.

I mean, they couldn't, I mean, they didn't have to call me to do. design the park, but I'm sure that's why they did it. Okay. About halfway through it's pretzels, and then maybe, you know, maybe something else in there, but you got the snacks in there. That's why they're there, because the fat people go, oh, yeah, no, you kids go ahead, have fun. I'll look up when you ride over. I'll be over here having this ice cream. Yeah, you put a little extra hot chocolate on that, too, with you. It's 150-degree. He's outside it. I don't care.

I want a little chocolate on there. I mean, that's, hello. So now they're saying that they're, obviously we're concerned. But since 2018, there have been 15 deaths associated with amusement attractions, including Tyrese and hello. And three associated with home inflatable structures.

Okay, well, that's amusement attractions, but that's not an amusement park. That's just inflatable structures. What the hell are you doing in there? Right? Oh, yeah. No, I think this is perfect for us. No, no, it's not.

What happened? I want to know. Okay, stop. Stop. I don't know what the hell you're doing in there, but stop it. I mean, you'd think that if it was a couple, if it was fat people, in the amusement blow-up machine. Castle.

That thing's not blowing away. All right. You're cute. It's not blowing away then. So the immune must be little kids getting blown away at their birthday party. Happy birthday? Get back here! Where are you going?

I mean, have you ever run in one of those for parties? I've readed one for a couple of birthdays. I mean, over the years. And you rent them, you know, they're fun. Everybody shams on. I mean, it's a birthday party. Yay.

But I couldn't imagine. Cooking hamburgers and hot dogs for the kids at the park for the birthday party. The parents are all hanging out, chit-chat, and the kids are running up and down, the inflatable structure that you've rented for the day. And a windstorm comes up and half of the kids fly across into the lake. That would not be fun. You could quote me on that. That would not be fun.

So they still haven't found the couple in Alabama. I mean, are they still in Alabama? Very doubtful. And they just, I see a report now where they're saying that the U.S. marshals are taking over. What have been doing? Were they sitting around? Yep. They broke out of the prison with the guard.

Well, we'll just hang out here and do nothing. I mean, what have they been doing? Apparently, seriously, I know. If you're a U.S. Marshal, I love you, okay? I'm just teasing. This poking a little fun. The sheriff, I guess, was saying that he, you know, was taking the bull by the horns,

and he really didn't have a bull to take by the horns. So finally, the marshals were like, bro. I believe this is the quote, too, at the meeting, bro, we're taking over. And so they're looking, I mean, they gave a tip line, 1-800-336-0-102, if you've seen them.

I would say call 888-902. 03393 and hope somebody answers there. If somebody answers there, tell him, Jeff told you to call and you're giving me a tip. Do not approach. I mean, if you see this guy, 6-9, he's a monster,

and he's a killer. I would, man, if you saw, if you were out and about and you saw him, uh, do. Uh, do, I would be calling 911 immediately. And I would be walking the other way. And then I would say, then I would call back and say, hey, you guys still got that reward, right? But I'd wait.

I'd wait until after I was, you know, safe because I would venture to say, and I know that they were in love, and they just wanted to frolic in life, so she got them out of prison because, I mean, when you're in love, you're in love. But I would venture to say it's possible. It's possible. She's in a barrel in Lake Mead right now.

And he's, not there but I could be wrong maybe they were both in love and they're living on some island in the Caribbean they all gonna live happily ever after

with each other right I mean it could happen it could happen that would be the way the movie would end right so is it time I want to tell you today

we've got Glenn Beck, our special guest contestant on what's the lie coming up. I'm going to go down the hall and record What's the lie with him for the show. So I'm just letting you in on what's coming up here on the Friday, Chewing the Fat, What's the Lie? You already know, I told you at the beginning of the show,

one of the stories that one of the headlines that's going to be in, so you know that it's not a lie because I would never talk to you about a story that's a lie. That would just be wrong. And so, and plus, I mean, it's one of the stories that pisses me off. You know how many times I've picked up stuff along the side of the road? Nothing in it but a homeless guy's underwear.

This is not a million bucks. I mean, I lived in Florida for years. I walked along the beaches. Did cocaine roll up the shore when I was walking? No. Because if it did when I'm there, it's mine. All right, it's mine. I don't know what I'm going to do with it other than, you know, die of an overdose, but it's mine.

It's really the thing is you don't take it all. Here's a little helpful hint from Jeff Fisher if you find. Oh, a big brick of cocaine. They're usually comprised of smaller bricks of cocaine. Just take a few. So the big brick is found. Oh, big brick is found.

You could even report it. Look what I found washed up on the shore. But you've got about half a dozen in the trunk. And then, you know, you could make sure you take it out of the package, though, because they usually have markings of what cartel it came from it. Is that too much? Is that too much information?

Okay. Call the tip line. 888-90-3033. Or if you actually see them, call 1-800-33601-0-0-2. All right, let me go see if Beck's ready for this, all right, because, I mean, I'm going to stump him. I'm going to stump him.

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IKEA, bring home to life. Well, it's Friday, so you know it's time for What's the Lie? What's the Live? Where the contestants try to decipher the lie from count of 1, 2, 3, 4. And today a special fifth headline. One of them is not true. Thus, that's why we call it What's the Lie. Yeah.

Today, filmed before a live studio audience. That's me. Welcome to our special guest. contested today. Glenn Beck. Yeah, that's me. So excited to be here. So, the latest book, self-published. Yeah, it was titled, titled, what's the name of the book again?

Yeah, the Great Reset. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And many reasons why I fired Jeffie. I know that there were some supply chain issues early on. Is it still available now? It is still available, yes. Thank you for that. Boring! Move on! Thank you for accepting the invitation. Oh, it's an honor to be here.

All righty. So I know that you claim to devour the news, so we've added an extra headline. Okay, all right, okay, all right. Four plus one. I don't think we see news as the same, Jeffie. So I'm not sure I, you know, consume the same kind of penthouse forum news that you do. But go ahead. Headline number one.

Headline number one. Sam Smith. Sam Smith. A test monkey for NIH has been in a cage no bigger than a telephone booth for 13 years. Headline number two. Headline number two. A fashion photographer got by the Met Gallagher security by claiming he had Billy Elish's heartburn medicine. Headline number three.

Chicago launches Chicago, a canned drinking water campaign. Headline number four. Burger King hit with a lawsuit alleging whoppers are too small. Headline number five, ancient Roman bust bought it a goodwill for 3499. Those are your five headlines. And what's the lie today? All right. Well, first of all,

that on the chopping block would be, if I didn't know, the bust headline. Because I would think immediately you meant Roman bust like some woman from Italy that you could buy for 39 bucks. One would assume that. Would assume that that was a prostitute story. But I know that story not true. I mean, that is not the fake headline. Okay. Let's see.

The Whopper, tell me the Wopper headline again. Burger King hit with lawsuit, alleging woppers are too small. I mean, is that time limit? Hang on, that's questionable. The Chicago Water, that one is also questionable. The heart, what was that one? The second photographer, the fashion photographer got by the map of security. I got to believe that one's true.

Especially that dress she was wearing. Yeah. It probably did. something to her heart, like constricted it to. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to talk as the audience. Yeah, the audience doesn't participate. I'm sorry. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. And what do you think, audience? The monkey won absolutely true.

Yeah. Yeah. So should I go with Whopper? Wapper? Or Chicago? Chicago. I think I have to go with Chicago. Oh, the Wopper. The Wopper.

The Wopper. Darnet. we wanted you to win to. Oh, so sorry. Well, thanks for listening to What's the Lie. Wait, wait. What was the lie?

Today, we were filmed before a live studio audience. Wait a minute, watch the lie. It's a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording, CTF, WTLMX, X, I, I. Wait, what was the lot? Billy Elish, story of the fashion photographer was not true. Really?

Yeah. I would have bet my life on that. In today's world, that's why we call, do the game show, Glenn. Thanks for playing. Here's the thing. We wanted to give you the prize.

Do you got a brand new home version of the game? Sure. Telepathically? Absolutely. I just did. Okay. Get out of my. Jeffie's not creative enough to come up with Chicago.

That's too good. No, I thought somebody was writing for him. I was surprised he could even read them. No, that's true. I mean, what's her face? I mean, monkey in the phone booth. Hello, Jeffie. Lightfoot actually wants to promote Chicago, you know, water from Lake Michigan,

so she has a canned water campaign. Chicago is a solid name. I would not drink it. Chicago. Under any circumstance. I would never drink it. You know, it's like. Is that a tooth?

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