Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 869 | Ohhh, It Makes Sense Now…

Episode Date: May 10, 2022

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So how's your air fryer working? I mean, hey, how you doing? Welcome to the show. How's your air friar working? So apparently, there's an air friar recall. Issued by Best Buy. It affects over 700,000 air friars sold at Best Buy between 2018 and February of this year, 2022. Specifically, the recall includes 635,000 Insignia Digital Air Friars, Insignia Analog Air Friars,

and Insignia Digital Air Friars sold in the U.S., plus 137,000 air friars sold in Canada. And there's a list of the particular air friars. Best Buy has received 68 reports from customers in the United States detailing air friars catching fire burning or melting the list also includes several instances of property damage and injury so if you own an air fryer on the recall list stop using it immediately to get a refund you can register on the best buy insignia recall site or there's an 800 number, 800, 566, 7498, and you can arrange a return through a prepaid shipping box. You're going to get credit for $50 to use at Best Buy. If you paid more than $50, I hope you kept your receipt, because if you didn't, you're only getting $50.

But, I mean, it might be worth it rather than burning down your house. Maybe it's just me. Welcome to chewing the fat. They have been apprehended. Vicky White and Casey White were apprehended yesterday in Evansville, Indiana. And after the 11-day manhunt, you can feel safe again that this killer is behind bars again. Vicki White, I was correct, is not alive. however it ended not in the way I foresaw.

Sheriff Rick Singleton. Casey White and Vicki White are in custody. There was a pursuit this afternoon in Evansville, Indiana. Evansville, Indiana is about 219 miles from here. The U.S. Marshals were in pursuit of a black Ford pickup, I think of the F. Ford 150. No, that's not true. Casey White was driving that vehicle. Vicki White was a passenger. During the pursuit, the pickup truck wreck, Casey White surrendered. Vicki White has been transported to the hospital. This has ended a very long and stressful and challenging week and a half. It ended the way that we knew it would. They are in custody. What I'm very thankful for tonight is that. No one was hurt.

No citizens were hurt. No law enforcement officers were hurt as a result of this escape. We got a dangerous man off the street today. He is never going to see the light of day again. And, you know, that's a good thing for not just our community, but that's a good thing for this country. Amen. Amen, Sheriff.

So it was a cat. Like the truck was what they saw. They released footage of what they thought was him. and we now know it was him at a car wash in Evansville, Indiana, and they had left it abandoned. And that's what led the U.S. Marshals to that area. Now, they were in a Cadillac. That wasn't the truck.

Well, the F-150 was the truck that it was abandoned. The sheriff was just mistaken in the vehicle that they were driving. But, of course, every story about it has to say that Casey White and Vicki White were not related. You should know that by now. you have followed this story at all. They were seen and then they went on the run and they were chased and then they car crashed. After the crash, Vicky shot herself.

Now, I don't know if she was dead at the time that they apprehended them because they transported her to the hospital and then they declared her dead. So maybe they just, you know, yeah, she's dead, but take her to the hospital and make sure she's dead. Try to bring her back to life. We want to talk to her.

So she was facing two counts of, or he was facing two counts of capital murder at the time of the escape for allegedly stabbing a woman to death of 2015, according to the U.S. Marshal Service. And Vicki has been charged with forgery and identity theft for using an alias to buy a Ford Edge.

That was used to facilitate. facilitate the escape, and a warrant was also issued for her permitting or facilitating the escape. So we still, the family will still say that she was brainwashed and that, you know, she believed, you know, who knows, who knows what happened. But he is still alive and back in jail, very dangerous man, and good. Good on them. Have a nice day. and I just want to let you know you can feel safe again because Casey White is back behind bars

and Vicki White sadly is passed away. We'll know exactly what killed her. The autopsy was to be done today. For those of you listening live, it is the 10th of May 2022. My guess, my hypothesis was that she was already dead, that he killed her. But maybe he really loved her. Maybe he did. I mean, they were on the run together.

they were taken off and maybe, you know, he really did love her. And this, they, she couldn't stand being caught. And so she shot herself. And maybe she was in such a hurry after the car crash. She didn't do it right. And it took a while for her to tell her. Eventually she did it right because she passed away. But normally the death is pretty instantaneous.

And apparently this time it wasn't. But anyway, we're apprehended. the U.S. Marshals, after taking it over, got him, right? Remember on Friday, we talked about how the sheriff had kept the case for a number of days. And finally, the U.S. Marshals were like, yeah, bro, we got this. All right. We'll go ahead and take it from you. Sheriff's single thing.

No problem. Don't worry about it. Okay. Thank you. And then they, of course, did their jobs and caught the fugitives. if I'm making the made for TV show I say that they were in love

and that they both made a pack that if they got caught they would die together in each other's arms and they got into the car crash because they were being chased from the U.S. Marshals and she went through with it

and he was like, oh man, I love you, but no. The end of a roll of credits. Because But now, Vicky, no, shoot, I didn't really mean it. I love you and everything, but I'm not going to go ahead and have my life. I still got life in prison to get to.

It's possible. Well, what do I know? But good on all law enforcement for getting this dangerous man and woman off the streets. And two more people are off the streets. They were just sentenced to 27 years in prison, and one was sentenced to a sentence. over 33 years in prison. Russell Taylor and Angela Taylor, now Angela Baldwin,

were sentenced because of their exploitation into conspiracy that involved Jared Fogel, the subway guy. This is still ongoing from the subway guy case. Jared's been in prison. This has been going on for years. Apparently, they cut a deal. Taylor had cut a deal with Fogel.

and both pled guilty and were convicted in 2015. But Taylor appealed. The guy, the man appealed and said, ooh, no. And then his conviction was vacated. But then in the reinvestigation, they discovered evidence that implicated Baldwin, and she was charged with production

of child sex abuse material, possession of child sex abuse material, and conspiracy to produce child sex abuse material. So according to the court documents, between 2011 and 2015, Taylor and Baldwin, then husband and wife, worked together and with other individuals, including Gerald Vogel, to produce, possess, and distribute child sexual abuse material. Just horrific. They had placed hidden cameras in their house to secretly record minor children. I was just, I mean, they're really, really sick individuals. And every time I do the

story about Jared Fogel, I remember that, you know, I met Gerald a couple of times. you know, a few times. I keep calling him Gerald. Jared. I think that's what they call him in prison now. Gerald. It's Jared. I don't know why I want to call him Gerald.

It's Jared Fogel, but he's been in prison. And, I mean, he's, he was convicted of traveling to engage in illicit sexual conduct with a minor distribution and receipt of child pornography, 15 years and eight months imprisonment, a lifetime of superviseach. revised release, $175,000 fine, plus forfeiture of $50,000, which is a total of $225,000, and $1.4 million restitution. So hopefully, I don't know if he has that money from doing subway commercials. Maybe he does, but I met him a couple of times, and I really liked him. He was a, I know. He was a good guy when I met him. So I don't know what to tell you. Plus, every time I think about

meeting him and saying that he was a good guy. Though one of the, one of the times, I think it was the last time that I saw him in Tampa, he was at the radio station, you know, and they were doing some big tour for subway, and, you know, he was doing interviews and stuff. And we were talking in the studio, and he asked to use my computer. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Now, I believe that he was just, you know, checking his email, but I don't know that.

But I'm just saying, looking back at it now? No, thank you. Can I use your computer? No, it's tied up. It's not working right now, Jared. Sorry. Someone is looking for you right outside those doors, though. Come on, walk with me.

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It's the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So I see where Danica Patrick was all excited because she's feeling better after having her breast implants removed. And good for her.

She's 40 years old now. She said that she dealt with significant health problems for the last two years due to breast implant illness. And she delivered her update on the condition post-surgery. She posted on Instagram on her stories. And she said that after experience. experiencing negative side effects from her implants since early 2018. You know, she was really trying to figure out what the heck was going on with why she was so sick. I will say that this does kind of show why Aaron Rogers dumped her.

No, not because she wanted to, you know, get rid of the breast implants. Although, I mean, you never know. but she's been whining about how this has made her sick for the last few years. So she got her breast implants in 2014 because she said, I won't have it all. I was really fit. I didn't have the boobs, so I got them. And everything went well, and she said she was happy with them. But in late 2020, she said that, this is her saying the wheels came off.

She experienced side effects such as menstrual cycle, irregularity, weight gain, and more. My hair wasn't looking healthy. at all. My face was different shape. So it went down the rabbit hole to figure out. I did every test that could be done. And this had to have been going on when she was with Aaron. And he was like, I am

out of here. So now she narrowed it down to that. And she had surgery. And she believes that it was because it was because of the breast implants. And maybe it was. I'm sure that it's possible. I'm

mean, my, I know of people who have had breast implants that have broken the old silicon gel breast implants, you know, broke open inside the breast and then you just, just everywhere. And it pretty much causes breast cancer. And there's no, I mean, it's, you're not getting rid of it. You know, like she was, she had, she called the baseballs, you know, out. the procedural scar wasn't too bad, but, you know, it's just a little bit of scar that, you know, pulls whatever implant in, in or out of the breast.

But there's no pulling that stuff out. I mean, you can kind of clean it out, but that stuff is all that goo inside there. Those are old implants, though. You know, the newer implants aren't supposed to do that. I know. But good for her. Congratulations.

I appreciate it. She said that she's doing, 90-day protocols and cleanses and uh, chelation for heavy metals. She did it all. She did it all to get it done. And that,

what that I know. I know. No one will ever admit it. Maybe she will in some podcast someday. But I guarantee. And Aaron moved on fast. Aaron was like, I am out of here.

I mean, she's doing all these cleanses and trying to figure out why she's so sick and why. whining the whole time they were together. I mean, I want you to get better. Danica, I do. But, hey, this whole thing, I'm out. Have a nice day.

Another couple breaking up, Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon. 40 years, nearly 40 years together. Yeah, we, you know, we're going to separate. We're, you know, we're going to remain legally married at this time. But, yeah, no, I do not. want to live with her anymore. And maybe it was her saying, I don't want to live with him anymore.

I don't know. But they got married like in 1983, 1984 or something like that. They met each other on the film Dr. Detroit that they were in. They've been a couple for a long time. And that's what the thing, in their announcement of separating.

They said, after 39 years as a couple, we are now on separate life paths. Now, I don't know which one found the younger life path, but one of them most definitely did. We remain legally married, co-parents, co-workers, and business partners. So that's part of the deal. And they went on to say, this is our choice in loving friendship. So they've got kids.

The kids are all grown up. They have three daughters, right? 32-year-old Danielle, Vera 28-year-old, Verasala, 24-year-old Stella. and so, you know, they go between L.A. and Ontario in their life. And that's, you know, that's a lot to break up after 40 years. I mean, business partners, coworkers and films and deals. That's tough.

So, you know what? I am going to go with the younger person and we can still be married on paper, but I'm out. And I'm not sure whether that was Dan or Donna, but that's a quote from one of them. I guarantee it. That's a chewing the fat, fat quote fact. That's a fact.

That's a fat fact. There's no doubt about that. Yeah, I love you and we can still marry. We've got all this business things that we have to do. But I'm out. Oh, yeah. That was said for sure. I see where they released the long-awaited trailer for James Cameron's avatar,

The Way of Water. I watched it The Blue People are back. Yay! It did not look that good. I don't know. I just, I expected more, you know,

the whole thing is just really kind of weird. I don't know. We'll see if it's good. I know camera and, you know, wanted technology, and this is the way of water. But, you know, you see, Worthington,

and he's going to be narrating the thing like before. I'll tell you, it's just whatever. And one thing, wherever we go, this family is our fortress. So we'll see if it's worthy or not. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, congratulations. You know, good.

Finally got another avatar, I guess. Okay. Yay. When does the stupid thing come out at the theaters again in December? Didn't you watch the trailer, Jeff? Yes, I did. I really did. December 16th, it's in the theaters.

Nothing would make me happier than to have something happen where this movie cannot be released on December 16th. Because I find it difficult to believe. I mean, it's been 13 years since this stupid Avatar movie came out. And it was, I enjoyed the heck out of it. But, you know, this is, it's time. There's, I don't know, a couple dozen more left to make. No way Cameron pulls that off. But, you know, maybe.

Good luck. Good luck. God bless. And congratulations to Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness. Brought in 185 million at the North American box office this weekend. And that's good for the best opening of the year. And the second biggest opening of the pandemic era. Yeah, you're not beating Spider-Man.

No way home yet. Okay. So good luck. Anyway, congratulations. I have not seen Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness. and I don't think I will see it at the theaters. All those are the movies you've got to see at the theater, Jeff. Yeah, I know.

But I just, I don't think I want to spend my money to see Dr. Strange in the multiverse of madness. Now, I don't know, maybe Avatar 2, the way of the water will dethrone the original as, you know, the biggest record-breaking, most seen, most purchased movie of all time. We'll see. I kind of doubt it though

I kind of doubt it oh you know just you need to dry your eyes for a second sit down I need to I need to give you some sad news I should have done this earlier

I don't know why I waited so long sit down all right just take a deep breath the late show has cancelled filming new episodes Stephen is experiencing possible COVID reoccurrence

and so the taping of new episodes have been canceled until further notice. I know. Sorry. I should have broken it to you earlier and easier, but I just had to rip the band-aid off. So he's experiencing symptoms consistent with the recurrence of COVID. And so, of course, out of an abundance of caution for his staff and guests and audience, he'll be isolating for an additional few days. So the late show will not be taping new episodes. until further notice.

So go ahead. Here's a tissue. So I was kind of feeling bad for Johnny Depp. You know, he's not working and he needs the money and he's in this lawsuit with Amber and he needs 50 million. And I'm kind of, I was starting to feel bad for him. And then I realized he actually could still,

you know, still part of the houses of the hoity to oity. he has a 45-acre private island in the Bahamas and a horse farm in Kentucky and the second time he purchased it, he purchased it and sold it, and then he bought it again, he gave it to his mother, who passed away in 2016, so I guess it's back to him now. He has five penthouses in an Art Deco building in Los Angeles. He and Herd lived in one of them, while they were married. Remember, that's where one of those videos took place when the cops came.

It was in that, in one of those penthouses. He said he put it up for sale when they parted, but I don't think it's sold. He's got the private three islands, the private, and the Bahamas. He bought that for $5.35 million. Still owns that. That's where they got married. He owns five neighboring homes in the Hollywood Hills worth about $19 million. but you know he had to sell his yacht

damn it i know that's why i was feeling bad for him but not only that he owns a town in france which i'm in love with i want the town now he's tried to sell it he's tried to sell it for like 65 million uh that price was too much and so he dropped it down i think he's i think he's even

dropped it down to 27 million at one point but nobody has sold it so you know you can get it now you can probably pick it up now for 50 million? You get the whole town? I'm sorry. The village, the French village.

I want the village. I do. He bought the abandoned village 17 miles from St. Trapas back in 2001. And that's, I mean, he was making all kinds of money back then.

He spent about 10 million renovating the village buildings sensitively restoring the stone and wood beam structures. during his 14-year relationship with that French actress and singer that he was with Vanessa, Vanessa Paradise, or, yeah, like, Paradise. This is the stripper, P-A-R-A-D-I-S. That's not how you say it, Jeff. Okay.

All right, whatever. So they stayed there, you know, until, you know, he dumped her or she dumped him, however it works. And so you get, there's a restaurant, there's a main house, six guest houses. the village church. I was looking at the pictures of the inside of these structures. They're beautiful. They want it. It's got 15 bedrooms, 14 bathrooms.

It says of the story that the village boasts 2,900 square feet. That seems like 2,900 square feet. I mean, that's a garage in Texas. So I'm not real sure if that's the right number that they have. Because they talk about the swimming pools, the Charming Town Square, with landscaping and outdoor dining, a skate park, a full gym,

a wine cave. So the estate is dotted with 300-year-old oaks and olive trees, vineyards. So, and the village is, according to this, the village is a short convertible car right away from St. Tripaz.

So I don't know if you don't have a convertible, you just have a regular car, if it's a longer ride. Not really sure. But I'm not feeling bad. I'm not feeling bad about Johnny now. He can dump some of this property. I know.

I know. I mean, maybe you want to just go live in France. Go live in the village. It's yours. Hang out there and be by yourself. Probably not going to happen. Are you going to live in L.A.? Are you going to live in the Art Deco?

buildings in your penhouses or are you going to live in the Hollywood Hills in one of the five homes and just you know pick a house to sleep in at night I don't know times are tough you never know also who died today who died today comedian and actor Mike Haggerty dies at 67 years of age we don't know what killed him and he is one of those guys another guy that you see him and you go, oh yeah, it's him. But if you were to say, hey, Mike Agherty, Mike's coming over. You know Mike Agherty. You'd go, no, I don't know, Mike.

What are you talking about? But when you see his picture or he showed up at your door, you'd go, oh yeah, you. So anyway, Mike Agherty, rest in peace, dead at the age of 67 years of age. And I, of course, will post his picture as part of my show posts on Twitter and Instagram and Facebook today. So you'll know when you see his picture today, either on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, or Facebook and Instagram,

Jeff Fisher Radio, you'll go, oh, yeah, him. We talked about it when they announced it was going to go up for auction, and it has now sold. The Andy Warhol, 64, 1964 silk screen portrait of Marilyn Monroe, the one that was shot at and has a big story behind it.

It sold at, Christes on Monday evening for $195 million. Okay, congratulations. It sold the art dealer Larry Gagoccian, Gagocyan, Gagoccian, Gaggagosian, Gagosian, and he was bidding in the room. He was there. He was raising his little hand or his little sign or his, little finger or raising an eyebrow or however he did it there at christie's it's all his for the low low price of one hundred and ninety five million dollars now that's not the highest you know

the highest price for a piece of art right of course you have the leonardo da vinci painting that was sold for four hundred and fifty million dollars now i will say that while they advertise that this was $195 million and, you know, sets a record, but really the winning bid was $170 million. He's still got to pay 30, it still got to pay fees and, you know, all that kind of stuff, which gets you to $195 million. So technically, it only went for $170 million. And that, even at $195, remember they were talking about this going for $200 million.

so even after fees and expenses and tips and whatever else Gagosian has to pay for, it's still under the 200 million. So he got a good deal. He should be happy. Another guy that got a good deal? This college student who bought an ashtray at a thrift store, like I said, those fines are still out there. He buys an ashtray for $10,000, sells it for $2,408.

Now, that's pretty good. Now, he said he saw the ashtray and a, glass cabinet behind lock and key at a goodwill which apparently that happens now everywhere goodwill thinks that they have a great find they go ahead and lock it up and he bought it for 10 bucks when he looked at it he saw it in the you know in the glass cabinet and said i've got to get that because i think that's one of those expensive artworks from a nera and so there it was it had the little yoshima nara the Japanese artist Yoshitomo Nara, the Japanese

artist whose market rise was sent shot waves to the art market the past several years. He's become the most sought after by a whole different type of art buyer. Oh, okay. Yeah, like the vintage shoppers on TikTok. Yes, okay. Oh, all right. So this particular piece of art is of the little girl

titled Too Young to Die. And it was done in 2000. to it's not the only one out there. He got lucky and found it early because other people have found them around the world and in the U.S. and put them up for sale and they're not getting $2,860

bucks. You look on eBay, those things are, you know, you can probably get one for $100. Now, that's still, you buy something for $10 and sell it for $120, it's still good deal. But it's not $1,200, it's not $1,300. But the fines are still

out there. That's what I'm saying. and am I lucky enough to have that happen? No. I buy an ashtray of Goodwill, just putting a cigarette butt in it. Ontario, the wait is over. The gold standard of online casinos has arrived. Golden Nugget Online Casino is live, bringing Vegas-style excitement and a world-class gaming experience right to your fingertips. Whether you're a seasoned player or just starting,

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And I am too. Congratulations, Malcolm. I'm happy for you. I do not want to be you. I mean, he walked around for years with this penis, new penis growing out of his. growing out of his arm. I know. And you think, well, you know, okay, so how long does it take?

Well, it takes a lot longer than anticipated, okay? The surgeons, this all started back in 2010, 2010, when he had some infection in his perennium or perennium or whatever the hell it is, an infection in your wee-wee-wee. And it just dropped off, it just fell off. no thank you no thank you so they manufactured a new one and they used a skin flap on his left arm and then they were you know letting it grow and then they were they were going to put the put it down in the pubic area they were forced to stop that operation due to lack of oxygen in his blood so they he was just left with his wee-wee poking out of his forearm

that was for six years this operation has been delayed six years because of scheduling mixups staff shortages and then COVID-19 uh scheduling mix-up uh maybe you ought to get somebody in here uh you're not the one walking around with a penis on his forearm okay but nope so they finally got it so now they've given they've taken it off his arm and they've given him a, you know, a fake, a real one that's real, but kind of fake. All right, the nerves and blood vessels were taken from the arm, stitched together in the pubic area to establish blood supply

to the manufactured penis. And urologist worked with plastic surgeons during the process to make sure McDonald could have a functioning urethra. And meanwhile, so that he'll be able to, you know, urinate normally. Now, the medics have installed two, tubes to allow McDonald to inflate the wee-wee with a

hand pump in order to give himself, you know, an erection for a little business. Now, I'm just guessing that that would be something that Kate may enjoy. I don't know that. I'm just guessing that perhaps, and maybe not just Kate, maybe any

female would enjoy, you know, just pumping it up and not having to worry about the air going out. I think you know what I'm talking about. Okay. So, I mean, he's, and that's why he was saying, I love, I'm glad that Kate knows that I'm alive. And if she wants to go out on a date with me,

I go out on a date with her and take her to the local pub here. I can't go to Hollywood. I'm not part of that glitzy crowd. She seems like a nice girl. Yeah, she does seem like a nice girl. Doesn't she Malcolm? You know, and Kate was, you know, in good spirits for him. No kidding.

I finally got your mannage back. So, I mean, anything would be better than walking around with, you know, that thing's sticking out of your forearm. And he said he could take the jokes. And he's, you know, he says people, you know, ask him about it in the pub all the time and make jokes. And it says, I see the fun. side. I have to. I don't have any other option. Yeah, no kidding. I mean, at some point,

you've got to say, hey, there's a penis arm. Hey, that's my Matt Malcolm. He's not a dick at. He's a dick arm. Oh, well, stop. Stop it. It's not even funny. But congratulations to Malcolm for finally getting it done. I mean, it's been 12 years since he had this infection and his thing fell off. I don't recommend that for anyone. I do not recommend that. I know that might come as a surprise, but I do not recommend that for anyone. Plus, another thing I noticed in the story, Kate Beckinsale only has 5.3 million followers. What was going on? Is she slipping or something? Because that seems like she should have. I thought I followed her on Instagram. And I don't. So I'm looking at her

Insta account right here. She only has 5.3 million followers. That's just a little bit more than Jeff Fisher Radio, but not as much as you'd think. I would think that Kate would have more than 5.3 million followers. That's a little disappointing, Kate. Maybe you should go out with Malcolm and, you know, put it up on your stories. I will say it's kind of cool how they did it. I mean, if you were the guy that had the infection and lost your thing, you're going to want them to do whatever they can to have it replaced, right?

So skin and muscle was taken from the left arm and a vein in the right. leg, the skin was wrapped around the vein into a tube. Doctors molded the flesh into the shape of a man part and attached it to the arm, where it was allowed to hang freely and form naturally as skin and tissue heel. When fully formed, it was then attached correctly to the body. Inside, the new man part is the implant that is comprised of a saline reservoir, a cylinder that runs along the length of the manpower. part and a pump and release valve that's inside the scrotum.

The implant allows the user to pump saline fluid that is kept in the reservoir into this. Oh, so every so often, you got to replace the saline fluid. So I apologize, it's not just an air pump that you can. I was thinking, you know, he just and hold the air in that a little bit. But no, you got to use the saline. So every so often, it's like, hey, my saline's run out. So it's just like any other. Sorry.

I mean, at some point, he's going to have to, you know, refill. And wouldn't you know it, it's not forever. Now, I'll leave you with a message I received on the old socials. A lot of folks from Alex. A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is geographical. Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal Louisiana, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas. Our dipsticks are located in D.C. Oil shortage solved. I mean, think about it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.