Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 877 | They Rope You In…

Episode Date: May 20, 2022

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. So I was going to start. We're telling you about a lady from Louisiana who's given birth to her third set of twins within two years. Now that is some serious business with babies. Man, you can quote me on that. Well, wait, now that I say it out loud, maybe not. Business with having babies.

There you go. Okay, we just added a word. Congratulations, though. Congratulations to the Baton Rouge woman. All twins are less than two years old. Again, when you wake up and think, man, today really just, I just don't know that I can get through it. This lady has three sets of twins under two years old.

I mean, I think about my oldest son. He's got the latest baby. So he's got, and the middle one just turned two. And the oldest one is, I don't remember. Whatever she is, five or six. I don't remember, however old she is. And the new baby that's, you know, a few months old. And, I mean, that's a house full.

Three of those girls running around going crazy, that's a house full. This lady has six children under two years old. Three sets of twins. So do they all look alike? Or is just that set? Do you have to match them? Which one are you? Oh yeah, you go to this with this one.

I don't know. I'm asking. I'm asking. That's all I'm doing. Do you know, when you, after you have a baby, and I'm not a doctor, but after you have a baby, that's not a good time to have sex.

Because you're the most fertile. The female is the most fertile. right then. Obviously, a case and study this lady from Baton Rouge. Maybe he ought to waited. I'm just saying.

I don't know. I don't know. Just seems like something you could have thought about. But congratulations. Congratulations. Now, can I get to the story I really want to talk about?

Because I haven't even said welcome to chewing the fat yet. So welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. All right, let's get to the story I want to talk about. Hammett, play the music. Okay, so there's two stories that I really want to talk about today. One.

Well, there's three. There's three stories. Well, maybe four, but three that are off the top of my head. One is Elon Musk and the new claims of his sexual gratification issues. One is an insurance. debacle in the great state of Michigan. And it's outside of Detroit if you hold up your hands right there on the map.

But it's in Michigan. It covers the entire state because it's the law of the insurance in Michigan that they're dealing with. Agonizing. We have to talk about that. And then I've been talking about 1883 and Paramount Plus

of the new shows that are coming out in 1932 with Harrison Ford and Helen Moran. And you know, Harrison's been taking Moran. That's her name, right? Helen. Pretty sure that's Mirren. Like I said, Helen Moran. And she's going to be with Harrison Ford.

I'm... What? Did you say Arison Ford? I swear. Right now, they're all going to be called... Amorpha Fallon. Thank you. So he's been hanging out in Fort Worth,

taking pictures with everybody. And that's because, you know, he signed the deal with Sheridan, Taylor Sheridan. Taylor Sheridan. Herodin to do... A morphophalus. Thank you. To do 1932.

Well, everybody's wondering about 1883. And what's happening? It was one season, and they said there was not going to be a second season of 1883. Taylor said, no. There will be a continuation. But the 1883 is done. That was a one-time project, a one-time deal. And Taylor even reiterates again.

I created this peak through time to show you this one-spyrevee. specific journey. Okay? I'm not someone who likes to tie everything up in a bow and explain how everyone lived happily ever after or didn't. For me as a storyteller, it feels close-ended. I'm going to peek through the window of a different era and see what I see then. Okay.

I got you. I love it. I mean, it's certainly worked out well for Taylor, hasn't it? Yes, it has. And that's what 1932 is going to be. with a morphophalus. And. Amorpha fallus.

So apparently the description of that show is supposed to be early 20th century when pandemics, historic drought and the end of prohibition, and the Great Depression all plagued the Mountain West and the Dutton's that, you know, are calling it home now. But there is a new show coming out that's kind of the 1883 offshoot. it's titled 1883 The Bass Reeves story now why have I not heard of Bass Reeves

before this guy was amazing I'm not kidding you so the limited run project is going to star Golden Globe nominee David O-O-O-E-L-O-O-O-E-L-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-F-O-O-O-O-F-O-F-F-F-F-F-F-Fal

as Reeves, the legendary lawman of the Wild West. He was known as the greatest frontier hero in American history and also believed to be the inspiration to the Lone Ranger. Why have I not heard about this guy? Okay. He worked in the post-Reconstruction era as a federal peace officer in the Indian Territory, capturing over 3,000 of the most dangerous criminals without ever being wounded.

Huh? So then I look up Bass reasons. I'm like, okay, this guy, this guy even real. Yep. He was real. Incredible story. He killed, I think he killed like 14 men. And they make a point of saying, in self-defense.

Of course it was self-defense. Bass, duh. He was born in 1838 in Crawford County, Arkansas. he died in Muskegee, Moskogi, sorry, I read that wrong. Don't die, I don't need your thing. He didn't die in. Amorpha Fallis.

He died in Muskogee, Oklahoma in 1910 at the age of 71. He was a deputy U.S. Marshal and a Muskogee Police Department, police officer at the end. Incredible. I had 11 children. So Bass was taken care of a little post-reconstruction bidness too.

I don't know if any twins or not, but I know he's just 11 kids, it doesn't say. So, I mean, this guy is amazing. Why haven't I heard of him? Well, because he's African-American, Jeff. Oh, okay, well, maybe that's why then. I mean, just incredible. This guy had a great life.

He's worked law and order. Wow. So he reaves himself, according to Wikipedia. was once charged with murdering a posse cook okay at his trial before Judge Parker Reeves claims to have shot the man by mistake

while cleaning his gun he was represented by former U.S. state's attorney W. H.H. H. Clayton Amorpha Phallis I'm not sure who has HH I'm not sure what I might have to look, hold on WHH Clayton

William Henry Harrison Clayton Okay, gotcha. W.H.H.H. Clayton. Why'd you take me away from the page? All right. Who was a colleague and a friend and was eventually believed and acquitted,

possibly based on his exceptional record? Uh, you think. So then he, you know, said, hey, I'm not feeling good. I'm just going to go ahead and retire. He died of Bright's disease. Okay. I have to know what Bright's disease is.

The sun is too bright. Kill me. I don't know what that is. Bright's disease is a historical classification for kidney diseases. Oh, he was a drinker that are described in modern medicine as acute or chronic nephritis. Oh, yeah. What? Why are you looking like that?

What is being a drinker to do with the kidneys? I have no idea, but it sounded good, I thought. It was characterized by SWIFTRAs. dwelling and the presence of albumin in the urine. Albaman din. A, L-B-U-M-I-N, I don't need that. Al-Bumin. Yeah, that's what I said in the urine.

And it was frequently accompanied by high blood pressure and heart disease. Yeah, you're in trouble. You're in trouble. That's no wonder he kicked over. But this guy is amazing. So it'll be a fascinating story. Right? I mean, Taylor's going to write, we're going to fall in love with my man,

Bass Reeves, 1883, Bass Reeves. We are. We are. And then I see, as long as we're talking about shows, I mean, I'm happy to say that Gangs of London, season two. You know, because they just got done in New York with Up Week or whatever it's called. All the networks come together and all the streaming platforms come together and they promote their new shows and say what they've got coming up. and they had a sly showed up for his Tulsa, Taylor Sheridan show that he's doing the mobster in Kansas City, King of Tulsa or Tulsa King or whatever the heck it's called.

What's the name of it? Please hold. Yeah, put him on hold. Let him on hold. Thanks for listening to Chewing the Fad. Your listenership is very important to us. No, I mean that. But we're looking up something right now.

So we'll be right back with you. Tulsa King, like I said, that was pretty close. All right, thanks for holding, too, by the way. Tulsa King. So he was there. Slash showed up. I mean, it's a big deal. I mean, he's doing this.

I mean, that's why Arison Ford and Helen. Amorphophallus is working with Taylor in 1932 because Taylor's the golden boy. He's going to bring it home. But it was up front week and they all showed up. promoting their shows and saying what they're going to do and how what a wonderful life it is. And we also saw the announcement of Gangs of London trailer for season two, which is supposed to happen later this year. Now, the first season on AMC Plus was awesome. And I don't think, I think AMC Plus aired it, but I don't think they were the ones that were the platform that originally made it.

Maybe they did. But where it was viewed and where it will be viewed as AMC Plus. and AMC. But that first season was great. Now, this is going to be a spoiler if you haven't seen Gangs of London. Okay, so I'm just letting you know. The guy that I really liked a lot in the show appears to have died at the end of season one.

So, I'm not sure how that's going to work out for season two. Yeah, they'll figure it out. They'll figure it out. Anyway, I still can't believe I didn't know about Bass Reaves, and I'm really pissed. Okay, sure. We've got Elon to talk about and his flight attendant for SpaceX, who, you know, he was getting a massage, and he got excited, and he rolled over, touched her on the leg.

Oh, yeah. And said, hey. How about I buy you a horse? Actually, he was following the creed that we talked about a few weeks ago. Here, have a pony. That's what you do. That's how you get by it. And it's not even her.

Originally, I see where, you know, this lady claims that this lady paid her $250,000 and because as some sort of severance. But it's not her. it's the friend of her saying it i mean it's awful convenient awful convenient now is elon say anything about it i don't know i mean i feel like as a non-billionaire guy i would say yeah you say something about it face-out yeah you know what i did i was getting a massage and i rolled over i was excited and i said hey how about you finish me off and i'll give you you you a horse.

As, you know, thinking of it like perhaps a billionaire or the richest guy in the world would think about it. I mean, you just don't comment, right? Or you have your attorney say, yeah, she blackmailed the company and Elon and we paid her some money and Bub, I have a nice day. I mean, that's kind of where you're at. So, I mean, she, the story is that she was a flight attendant. for the SpaceX jet and then they told her hey you know if you become a masseuse

I'll get you some extra cash and you know because Elon when they're flying he likes to get a massage so you can you know double up your duties oh yeah would you like a spritzer or squeeze oh yeah Wait till we get up in the clouds. All right. Hey. Why don't you come on back? I'll get you a horse.

I think you know what I mean. Why would you get her a horse? Anyway, all right. I don't understand the here. Have a pony. This is so strange. No, I don't need to hear from Camilla. I don't even get me started on Camilla again.

There's a couple royal stories that are unbelievable. So anyway, Elon's under fire and he's the new Trump. I said that long ago. He's definitely He just creates the narrative. He wakes up in the morning, he tweets something and he creates a narrative. Now, many of you have said, Twitter looks like the Twitter deal is done now.

I mean, it's going to be tough to win that battle back. I know there were some who thought that the deal probably wouldn't happen at all from the very beginning. That the whole thing was a ruse. It was just a Twitter troll. Wait, what? Yeah.

Yeah, he was just trolling everybody. You know what? I should buy Twitter. And he started a firestorm, right? And then it got real. Then it looked like he was actually going to have to actually spend some money and buy the dump. And he can't do that because it was just a joke to begin with. I mean, he's got enough to do, right?

I mean, if you look at the, you know, the one big meme that's going around now is is the internet meme where the guy is walking with his girlfriend and he's got his head turned looking at the other girl that's walking away from him and the you know his girlfriend's got the mean look on her face and it says the girlfriend has Tesla over her head and the guy has Elon and the girl that he's looking back at is Twitter and Elon actually commented.

He quote tweeted on that meme. Really funny. To be clear, I'm spending 5%, but actually of my time on Twitter acquisition, minus 5%. It ain't rocket science. Yesterday was Gigga Texas. Today is Starbase.

Tesla is on my mind 24-7. though it may seem like below, but not true. All right. All right, we got you. No problem. I believe you, Elon. I believe you. So if, you know, going by that, I mean, it could be the whole thing.

Could have been a huge just trolling event for him. Because he found a way to get out of it, right? Originally, it was, you know, if they tell me, you know, I'll offer them more money. The board will say, no, they don't want me a part of it. They'll kick me off. They offered him a board membership. He didn't take that, right? He didn't take the board seat.

And they still going through it. You got everybody pissed off. And now we, what, there's bots on Twitter? More than they say? Okay, well, deals off. Deals off. And I got other stuff to do. It really could be.

The whole thing could have been a trolling event. That's probably not a bad call. And then we have the Johnny Depp Amber Hurd trial going on. Some great stuff going on. on with that. No question. One of my favorite things about the whole story, I forget about the testimony and, you know, what's her face testified, but she didn't, it was a deposition from two or three years ago, Ellen Barkin.

And, I mean, she was, in 2019, they were still filming her, her one stupid show she was starring in, right? What was that stupid show? It was really good, too. I liked it. Amorpha Fallis. No, it wasn't that. It was Animal Kingdom, which was awesome.

That was on TNT. That was a really good show. It was fun to watch. So, you know, we had her testify from her 2019 deposition, and she talked about how, you know, when they got romantic and living on coast to coast. And then she changed it. You know what?

Let's go ahead. It wasn't romantic. It was sexual. All right. When did that change? Well, Johnny Chan. the narrative. I forget what she said now.

Gosh, darn it. I forget the quote. But she said that she, you know, why did that happen? Johnny changed the notes or the switch the buttons. Yes. Johnny switched the buttons. And I'm thinking, okay. My man had enough of you sniffing around trying to be friends.

You're going to hang out here. Let's take care of a little Ellen Barking business two or three days a week. Okay. I mean, who's going to say no to that? You don't have to answer. that but yeah i know the answer already but i didn't see where there's a bakery in trouble i know i'm thinking this that amber heard johnny devtrial there's a bakery in trouble because there's an australian baker that uh has dessert boxes okay and he's made people a little pissed now because uh staffers at the bakery

uh shaped one of the donuts with the finger raised and then And it's cut off in the box. Tremendous. It looks like a hand with the finger cut off. And the other's like, hey, you know, we could throw in a... We can make it one to look like a vodka bottle too, probably if you want it.

Uh-huh. Awesome stuff. That's awesome stuff. That's what makes the world go round. It isn't, you know, food prices or gas prices or... Countries go into war, pandemics. What makes the world go around is donut makers making a hand with a finger cut off because of the Johnny Debt trial.

That's what makes the world go around, damn it. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, so good. Congratulations to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who is now well she's announced that she's going to get hitched I know she's going to be married

now they haven't set a date with Riley Roberts you know you've seen him in some picks with her around the country and around the world but the last time that they were in Puerto Rico that's when he they went to her special hometown

in Puerto Rico you know the one where she wouldn't pay for her mom or grandma's house to get rebuilt. Yeah, that one. That's where he proposed to her. I guess. She said it's true. Thank you for all the well wishes. So the 32-year-old firebrand left-wing lawmaker.

Yeah. Okay. And he is a web developer. Uh-huh. I don't know what that means. Uh-huh. Of course, he's a web developer. That's what he does.

They met when they were both students at Boston University. Yeah, she didn't have anything else to do if she was there. So she just screwed around with him. Anyway, congratulations to her. There's some that would say, not me. I would not say this. All right, this is just rumors on the street that she hadn't been in the news lately. And so this was a way to get back into the news.

I wouldn't say that. and I should have mentioned this when I talked about when I mentioned the Royals earlier. There's a story that now I believe proves I'm right. Megan and Harry, and we'll get a divorce soon. All right, so they've been milking these companies for millions of dollars,

and they haven't been producing crap for them. I mean, you know, they sit down for a, you know, a 20-minute podcast for Archwell and Netflix and Sprague. Spotify and everybody's like, we're going to go ahead and need more for that $100 million than your little 20-minute podcast. And Netflix said, yeah, your idea with the book

and the children's thing, that sucks. We're going to have to get something else from you. So they were filmed, Archwell was filming them when they went to the Inviticus games or whatever the hell they're called, the soccer. You know, those stupid soccer games that he goes to. What are they called? Amorphic.

Yeah, those games. that he loves so much. What is it? Amorph a phallus. Yeah, that's good enough. So now we hear that they're going to do an at-home docu-series. They're going to do a reality show. They won't last a year.

There's only been, I mean, the families that have survived reality shows are few and far between. And I would say, if you go down the list, there's maybe one. What's his face from Kiss? I think his family has survived the reality show. But the rest of them have all

blown apart, man. The reality shows kill families. So, bye-bye. Have a nice day. Harry and Megan over. Sister Call, you heard it from me first. I talked about them getting a divorce.

I talked about it early. I thought they'd be done by the end of this year. But then she got had that new baby. Man, freaking women, man. They know how to rope you in. And so, you can quote me on that. Freaking women. They know how to rope you in.

So with that new baby, that, you know, that kept it going for a little bit longer. They weren't, you know, they can't break up because of the kids and everything. So, you know, I'm giving them. And now, holy cow. with a docu series filming at the house? Oh, man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

So it's 22 May. So they've been fighting and struggling and they've got to go back to Grandma's thing, her jubilee that they're all going back for, which I'm surprised. I guess they're all going back. I guess Megan and Harry and the kids. I mean, they're bringing the whole family for grandma.

So good, they need to. She needs to see the kids. I don't have to go back for the funeral soon. Oh yeah, Megan won't go for that. Megan won't go. I mean, Harry will go back for that. He has to go. I mean, you can't not go back for the funeral, man.

Holy cow. You want to talk about being in bad graces of the United Kingdom and the family? You don't go back for the funeral? Let's be clear. She's not dead yet. She's not dead yet. Okay. But, and you know, oh, my God.

And they hope they want something to happen to Charles so bad before she dies. She's hanging on, man. We've got to keep her alive until something happens to Chuck, man. We can't let Chuck be king. No, that's a good bit. Gary Genetti, go ahead. You can use it. We can't let Chuck be king.

Go ahead and make a show. Just that can't happen. It just can't. But it probably will for a short period of time. Sad. anyway I'm saying by the end of next year the end of

2023 Megan and Harry they're not married anymore now I don't know if Harry goes back to the UK I would you know maybe he goes back but they're going to have to fight for the kids then maybe the kids go back you know move into Windsor and he's

it's where they stay you're living here yeah we're not putting you up in the cottage or anything security security reasons. And Megan can go, you know, try to be on a TV show again in Hollywood. That's what she wants anyway. I'm just telling you, that's my prediction. My prediction.

Harry and Megan snip the wedding's over. The marriage is over by the end of 2023. So for those of you that have watched inventing Anna on Netflix, just know that Anna Delvey or Anna Saurican, her real name. Is it Sorokin or Sorokin? S-O-R-O-K-I-N. Amorph a phallus.

Yeah. She had an art show in New York again. And I love the New York Post reporting on it. The fake heiress remains in federal custody, fighting an effort to deport her to Germany. So she got out of jail, and she did her time, she was good to go, and then ICE was there to pick her up.

So she's been, you know, being held by ICE, because they're trying to deport her. Well, she's still busy, okay? She sold the rights to Netflix to the story. That got her, I think, 320,000, something like that. But I think most of that money had to go to the

people that she owed money to. Not sure about that, but I think that's true. Because she was tried because of the $275,000 or something that she owed, right, for the times of her hotel rooms and all

stuff that she milked these people out of. I mean, she came close to getting millions, man. She was close. She almost had it. She almost had it. It was so close. I was rooting for her. Nothing.

So now she's been selling her artwork. Now she said she had an art show, uh, early on, which showed her sketches from prison. And this one, uh, she did a video introduction. Hi everyone, Anna Delve here. Nice. I'm so very excited to unveil my first ever art collection titled, Allegedly. This is a collection of sketches I created while in Ice Orange County Detention. That's according to New York Post,

the wannabe socialite explained in her unplaceable European accent. You got fooled, too, New York Post. She fooled you too. when she was in town. Don't try to have it off on it now. She said, I studied fashion administration in Paris, and I haven't really sketched until my trial. You've heard so many voices already,

but this is the beginning of me telling my story, my narrative, from my perspective. I hope you guys enjoy the show. The art pieces are 10 grand each. I mean, I like them. The sketches are fine. They're, you know, kind of abstract, you know, sketches. I don't know

that I'd pay 10 grand for them, but if I'm in the, you know what, if I'm in Soho and I say, oh, Anna's got an art show going on. You know what? Give me that one there for 10 grand. I'll take that one right there. New York Post, the Soho Grifter claims to a studied

fashion administration in Paris. Open bar. The specialty cocktail. Anna on ice. Think about it. I mean, I love it. I don't know how much money she made.

Her nine by 12 sketches cost 10,000 each. The ones that they show here are pretty nice. I mean, I would not spend 10,000 on them. My daughter could do this work in her sleep and I have it for free. Or whatever it costs me

to get the paperwork and the pencils and the drawing material. Because believe me, that ain't cheap. But, I mean, I have my daughter can do this in her sleep. However, it's Anna's work, and that makes it special. Does it? Yes, yes, it does. And she still, I mean, I don't understand why we need to make a decision.

We were letting people, Anna just let her go to the border and come across. She's in back in the country. Good to go. I understand. Anyway Anna's artwork is out there now 10 grand for the 9 by 12s So

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It might not be good news for the entire United States of America or the world, but it's good news for chewing the fat. Because Prior to Joe Biden taking office, and prior to Donald Trump getting us out of Africa with our military troops, I had a lot of listeners in Africa.

And I mean, when you look at the breakout, the company that takes care of our podcasting, you look at the breakout of where people are listening to the show from. I know exactly where you're listening from. I had you'd see Digibouti and Nigeria I mean there's different African countries

where there'd be where there'd be you know splotches of listeners and I always figured that those were military I'm not I'm guessing the guy walking in in Nigeria isn't listening to chewing the fat but the military

the guy's in the military thank you I love you keep up the good work, stay safe. We're listening to Two in the Fat. And I appreciate it. Well, when Trump pulled him out, a little less listenership going on in the continent of Africa. Just saying.

Just saying. The lights didn't light up as much as it was. Well, I mean, Joe Biden is getting us back into Somalia. So I'm back, baby. I am back. Let's get us into the DRC. I need to be back. We need to get back to Digibouti.

I love it. having, I loved having listeners and digibouti. I'm a big fan of digibouti. Jim, it's called Djibouti. Okay, it's got a D in front of it. That means you're supposed to be Digibouti.

That's the way you pronounce things. It's the way it is. So, apparently, the Somalian parliament elected this Hassan Sheikh Mohammed. Hassan Sheikh Mohammed.

as president on Sunday. Now, he previously served as the country's president in 2012 to 2017. What was different in 2012 to 2017? There was about three or four years in there that belonged to... Oh, that's right. That's right.

Joe Biden was vice president. Oh, there was another guy that was president. What was this stupid name? Oh, oh. Nah, I don't remember. Barack phony-ass Obama. People have called him that. People have called him that.

Not me. But not me. So we're back, baby. We're back in Africa. So, I mean, hello. Welcome. And it's almost the open again.

Welcome to chewing the fat. I mean, we're back. Follow me on Twitter. At Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. I keep bringing in the last few days. I have one of my favorite books of all time. It's called Chicken Poop for the Soul by David Fisher.

I love this book so much. I love every story in this book. It's got my favorite story, the fork, the spoon, and the knife. Which I've read that on this show before. I love this story. What I'm thinking about doing is having a little chicken poop for the soul reading on my YouTube channel. chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher and just have a reading,

a daily, maybe a daily or a weekly reading from chicken poop for the soul. Maybe, you know, like a special little fireplace reading, chicken poop for the soul, or maybe I just sit down and read it in front of a camera and not worry about any of the

group, not worry about any of the accoutrements. You know, whatever works out. But, I mean, I could read you a story right now from it, but now I'm being told that it's, I mean, it's time for the game show. So, you know, I'll read you the story about dad's lessons or struck by luck or the going away print. Table manners, that's my favorite.

What page is table manners? The fork the spoon on the knife. 40. Fork the spoon of the knife. I'll tell you what I'll do. To fork the spoon of the knife, my favorite table manners. Well, that reads you the whole story. But I will.

read you the last part of table matters. Just know that the fork and the spoon and the knife have been fighting. Who rules the table? Is it the fork? Is it the spoon? Is it the knife? Or is it better when they all work together?

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from four, count up one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Us, that's where we get, what's the lie. Welcome to our contestant, CTF listener, extraordinaire. Timothy P., Timothy, welcome to What's the Lie. Hello, very happy, happy to be here. We're darn happy to have you, Tim. Can I call you, Tim?

You can. Where are you from, Tim? I'm living in North Carolina. Love North Carolina. You're in the Rally Durham area, or are you in... No. You're up in the mountains? You up in the mountains in Boone?

Over by OBX. I love O'B. Actually, I'm a huge fan of Boone, North Carolina. You ever been there? Never been there? Never been there. Never heard of it. That's the high point of the state. Boone, North Carolina, top of the mountains. We could be almost done with this right now.

I'll tell you that. You need to look at the map. I'm holding up my hand right now. This is North Carolina. This is Boone right here. Right here, top of the mountains. Oh, man. I'll check it out next weekend.

Yeah, yeah, you will. You check it out this weekend, my friend, or we're done. Okay? So, are you ready to play? You ready to play? I'm ready to play. Four headlines. One is not real.

This is what's the lie. Okay, headline number one. Yo, egg cracks into the U.S. restaurants with plant-based sunny side-up poached eggs. Philadelphia teachers, headline number two, Philadelphia teachers were encouraged to attend a conference with one session titled transsex, banging beyond binaries. Headline number three, a baby giraffe at the San Diego Zoo was fitted with hoof, and front leg braces. Headline number four, beauty startup

Chitake raises over $100 million to expand the mushroom market makeup. The mushroom makeup market, I got to say that correct. To expand the mushroom makeup market. Those are your four headlines,

Tim. Take a moment and decide which one is the lie. Yo, cracks into U.S. restaurants with plant-based sunny side up and poached eggs. Philadelphia teachers were encouraged to attend a conference with one session title.

Transsex banging beyond binaries. A baby giraffe at the San Diego Zoo was fitted with hoof extenders and front leg braces. Beauty startup Shatake raises over $100 million to expand the mushroom makeup market. Tim, have you decided what's the lie? I believe that the lie is the one with the

mushrooms and the Shataki mushrooms, but it's probably the hoop extension. I mean, which one you're going with? Going with the last one. Here the mushrooms. You would be 100% correct. Congratulations. Oh my gosh, you are a winner here on What's the Lie. That is amazing.

You, Tim, have won a brand new? Thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie is a subsidiary of Chewing the Bad Enterprises. All information is probably. accurate at the time of recording. CTFWTL M.M. XX.I. I.

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