Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 878 | OOZE of LOVE…

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

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Get no frills delivered. Shop the same in-store prices online and enjoy unlimited delivery with PC Express Pass. Get your first year for $2.50 a month. Learn more at pceexpress.ca. Blaze Radio Network. And now chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Always be prepared. That is the motto.

A Wisconsin couple recovering. After a bear attacked them, while they were inside their home. Are you prepared for that? I don't know that I am. I don't know. So the couple said the incident started when they noticed a bear outside of their home eating from a bird feeder.

I ticked them off. So they opened a window and yelled for the bear to go away. Hey, get out of here, bear. That food's for the birds. The bear turned and said, no. I'll eat whatever the hell I want. to eat and then turned and charged the house. It broke through a window and into their home.

Amazing. You don't want to piss off a bear. So the man and woman said they tried to fight off the bear while stabbing it with a kitchen knife. Eventually, the husband was able to retrieve a gun and he shot and killed the bear. The couple was injured and suffered several bites in the attack. Yeah, no kidding. Their children were also home, but they were sleeping and unharmed.

I mean, the kids didn't wake up to the fight going on in the house with the bear. Okay. Now, according to authorities, the bear was an adult female and appeared to have a cub nearby. So they are testing the bear. They took possession of it, the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources, and who doesn't love the WD. NR, but they've taken the bear and they're testing it now. So always be prepared for anything.

And maybe a good rule of thumb is when you look out your window and you see a bear eating from your bird feeder, you let them be. Maybe it's just me. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Why are these people calling me now? This is a Costco food safety alert. Oh. The J.M. Smucker Company and the FDA have issued a recall on GIF peanut butter product

due to potential salmonella contamination. Only specific lots identified by a code on the label are being recalled. Yes, I'm aware. Our records indicate you could have purchased some of the effective product. I did. To find out if your product is included, visit jiff.com forward slash recall or call 800 828-98-980 Monday through Friday 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Eastern. Do not eat affected product. Oh, too late. Please throw it away and go to Costco for a full refund. We are sorry for any inconvenience this recall may have caused. If you would like to hear this message again, please press the stars. Yeah, no, I don't need to hear it again. Thank you. Actually, I did purchase and have eaten. I could have salmonella right now. I could be close to death. I'm not, though. I looked. Actually, I made them. mistake. I knew about the recall this weekend and I thought, man, we just bought, you know,

the two pack of Jif creamy and the recall affects the creamy peanut butter, crunchy peanut butter, to go packs of peanut butter and more. Now, the FDA states that the first person affected by the salmonella outbreak became sick on February 20th and noted that the actual number of people sick is likely much higher than the 14 people currently. Currently, being reported and then they give you the numbers. So I looked at the numbers and originally I thought, oh, I'm good. I'm good because I don't have one of the lot numbers. And the lot numbers they give are 127-4425 and 214-25.

And I thought, okay, I'm good. Only I read it wrong. It's not those two lot numbers. It's the lot numbers between 127-4-4-5. 4-4-25 and 2140-0-4-25, which I have. My lot number is 206. So I, and I've been eating it. I'm fine.

So do I throw it away and get a refund? And then hopefully maybe, you know, GIF, you know, replaces it or gets back on the shelf? There's more food shortages coming. Or do I just suck it up? And I'll be fine. I'm just going to eat. what I've got.

I'm a little concerned because, you know, I have had some. And I'm going to have to throw it away. I could tell Costco I threw it away and get my refund and continue to eat it. Although if I get sick, then I have no recourse. So I'll just throw it away and get my refund from Costco. And if you have, you know, GIF peanut butter in your home with lot numbers between lot numbers 127-4-425 and 214-25.

I would, you know, recommend that you do the same. It's just silly. Don't be eating things that could possibly make you sick. That's just silly. On the other hand, what are the odds? Pretty sure that's what the Texas judge who's been stealing cattle thought, one of the odds I get caught?

Well, he did. A loving county judge, Skeetley Jones, was charged with stealing livestock and engaging in organized crime after being arrested by a special ranger with the Texas and the Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association. You don't want to mess with the special rangers

with the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association. The arrest came after authorities allegedly determined Jones and three others had been picking up stray cows and selling them. Now, that's been ongoing this investigation for a year. The defendants allegedly gathered stray cattle in the area and sold them without following the legal procedures set forth in Chapter 142 of the Texas Agricultural Code, along with, I guess, some other possible violations. Now, I did not know this, but in Texas, if a stray cattle comes on your property, it's not yours. Wait, what? I know. If I had a, you know, a cattle just stroll into the backyard, a bad boy is mine.

But apparently not. The property owner must report it to the sheriff who then contacts the rightful owner to arrange it to return. Wait, what? Yeah, that's up, I'm sure that's in Chapter 142 of the Texas Agricultural Code. And who doesn't know the Chapter 142 of the Texas Agricultural Code? Now, I'm sure this judge loving county judge, Skeetley Jones, knows the law and should. Now, he and three others have been charged with three counties. of theft of livestock.

So does that mean that they only did it for three cows? I mean, come on now. Stop. Now, it's, I guess it's $150,000 for one count of engage, oh, I see, and one count of engaging in organized criminal activity. Because they were a gang, took more than one guy to rustle up a cattle. You know, I get it.

I'm not, I am not downplaying criminal. activity. How dare you think that I'm doing that? So Joan 71 has been a judge in the tiny West Texas County of Loving County, population 57. He was taken into custody by Winkler County, which is a nearby county. If you look at the map of Texas, you can see, I'll hold up my hand here and you'll see if this is Texas. And right there's the, you know, out there on the panhandle, it's, you know, way out there in West Texas, right there. It's right there. You can see it on the map. So, you know, this family, the Jones family has been part of this county for a long, long time. And apparently, you know, according to everyone, he's had free reign, free reign since he's become a judge.

Oh, why is that? Well, his nephew is a constable. Oh, is that make it okay? Yeah, it does, okay? Because he's got some other family members that are all part of the government out there as well. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, that's right. It's the old Jones family running loving county out there.

And it's not the first time that this judge has been in trouble. Okay. So not only does he have his sister as the county clerk, His cousin's husband, his cousin's husband is a county attorney and his nephew is the constable, as I stated. And he is the judge. Apparently, in 2014, he was taking speeding tickets and turning them into illegal parking tickets. And the driver would have to pay a higher fine and keep a clean driving record. You can't do that.

Well, he's the judge. What do you mean? You can't do that. He's a judge. You can do what the hell he wants, right? No, Jeff, you can't. Oh, okay. So the judge in Loving County is in trouble for cattle rustling.

Now, when I think of cattle rustling, I am not a part of the special ranger with the Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association Group, but I think of, you know, a herd. You know, I'm stealing a herd of cattle. No. Apparently, they were just getting wayward cattle out wandering around and taking those and selling them.

And you can't even do that anymore. What does America come to? When I can't just take a wandering cattle. I can't just, hey, is that cow wandering around? Yeah, all right, throw them in the trailer. We'll take them down to the market. Man, I thought this was America. All right, let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, so good. So we're down to the final week of the Depp Heard trial going on. It should be some interesting things coming out of the trial this week for sure. I mean, I know that they're trying to paint Johnny as he looked for a $20 million handout from his agency and he was hard to work with with his agency that was supposed to be promoting him. Okay.

They ended up securing the loan for him through a bank. We're not a bank. We know, but you got him the money, right? And he needed the money, got him the money. And I love the attention that he and Camille Vasquez, his attorney, is getting. She's, you know, 37, kind of hot for an attorney in today's world. And she was the one that was cross-examining Amber Heard. And she's the one that gives Johnny a little pet on the back and a little touch and a whisper here or there and a quick hug.

And so, you know, everybody is speculating that Johnny and Camille are, you know, a little behind the scenes of business going on. I doubt that. I think it's all a show for the jury and for the judge, you know, to paint Johnny as, you know, a more tender person. Not this madman that's being portrayed from Amber Heard on Johnny Depp. So we'll see. We'll see how it all ends up. but it's fascinating to me. The little behind-the-scenes moves.

Sad news, also, you might want to dry your eyes. I know. I hate to bring you bad news, but, you know, somebody has to, okay? Pete Davidson and Kate McKinnon, A.D. Bryant and Kyle Mooney are expected to exit SNL.

I know. I didn't dry your eyes. Take a second and just, Relax, okay? Apparently this last weekend was their final weekend, so, man, hate to see that go. Now, Pete really doesn't have to worry about too much anymore. He's got Kim Kardashian on his side. So there's, you know, a little bit of excitement there. Kate McKinnon, who knows, the rest of them, I'm sure they'll do some comedy movies and some films and maybe their own TV shows. And it'll be a great success. So just dry your eyes if you're a SNL fan because I'm sure you're, sure they're going to bring in, you know, while there might not be as good as Pete Davidson,

I'm sure they'll bring in some great new talent like they always do. We did get news as well that Yellowstone is going to return to Paramount Network. We knew that. Season 5 they were filming. We now have a date. November 13th. November 13th is when season 5 premieres on Paramount Network. 14 episodes

divided up into two chunks of seven episodes according to this is the biggest season so far it's yet to we don't know how long the break in the middle is going to be so you get 14 episodes for season 5

you're going to get 7 starting on November 13th and then of course just like all the other shows you take a break and then he come back for the last half of the of the season so at least we have that to look forward to as far as Yellowstone is concerned.

So I see where Power Rangers, it's Morphing Time, is in the news. Actor Jason Geiger, who played the Red Ranger. I had so many of these damn Power Rangers and Zords that you put together. I wish I had them today. They'd be worth a whole 50 cents maybe.

But they were pretty cool. And, of course, you know, then you had the Green Ranger, and the Green Ranger went to the White Ranger, and I mean, it's morphine time, the rings go together, and the Pink Ranger, hello. But apparently this particular actor who played the Red Ranger, Jason Geiger, was arrested by FBI agents at his home, charged with 17 other individuals with conspiracy to commit wire fraud. He and his co-defendants allegedly received more than 3.5 million from 16 separate loans applied

for under the Paycheck Protection Program, which was passed. during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic to help struggling businesses meet payroll in the midst of government-imposed lockdowns. Prosecutors allege that Geiger and others either created corporate entities or used pre-existing entities to file applications for the fraudulent loans and materially misrepresented the nature of their businesses, the number of employees they had and their payroll obligations. Now, he claims that, you know, he's going to, you know, vigorously defend himself against these allegations. 17 people for 3 million.

You know, while that's, you know, some money, it seems like a lot of work to go to if it's not legal, right? I mean, what is that? 17 into 3.5 million is, I mean, a couple hundred thousand, right? And it doesn't seem like they make it sound $3.5 million. but a couple hundred thousand dollars a person doesn't seem worthy of the time. But I also see where, when they're running this story, thank you, Daily Mail, for putting up the story arrested by federal agents carrying

AR-15 guns as he charged with 3.5 million COVID loan fraud in huge FBI criminal case. And they have a picture of Geiger with his Red Ranger helmet. And then they have a picture of someone else. not Geiger who played the Red Ranger. They show Steve Cardanis, who is a newer Red Ranger, and it's just the wrong picture. Now, eventually they took it down. But, you know, if I'm him,

I'm a little ticked with the old Daily Mail for that screw up. And then I see, speaking of Power Ranger news, and this is going to be, make you really happy. I know it makes me happy, because I am just as thirsty as everyone else for a new non-binary Power Ranger. right? Thank you.

That's what I'm saying. So Death Ranger is tremendous. And I can't wait for Death Ranger to be a part of the mighty morphan Power Ranger universe. And Death Rangers' pronouns are they, them, as is the case with their entire race. But otherwise, you know, that's tremendous. to snooze. So, I mean, I guess in the press release,

we failed to attach pronouns to Death Ranger. So we had to get that make sure that we got that out there because a lot of NBI people were just amazed to see how

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Well, we have a few people on our list of who died today. Who died today? Greek composer and Oscar award winning Greek composer, Vangelis has died at the age of 79 years of age. He passed away in a hospital

in Paris. He was being treated for an undisclosed condition. Okay. So there has been no cause of death released for Vangelis. Born Evangelos Adesis

Papathanasis Sue. Amorphophalis. Yeah. He was best known as a film composer who won the 1982 Academy Award for Best Music Original Score for Chariots of Fire. And then the following year,

he composed Blade Runner. He didn't get the Oscar for that, though. Probably should have. It was a pretty awesome soundtrack. Anyway, people were really bummed last week when Vangelis passed away and they all send their condolences for the genius that is or was Vangelis

Born Evangelos Odyssees Papathanasio Amorphophalis dead At the age of 79 Rest in peace Then we lost

Logan Long Pornstar Logan Long dead at the age of 34 after health battle. The adult entertainment icon Logan Long, who racked up more than 1,000 credits and only six years has died in Los Angeles with a battle after battling pneumonia at 34 years of age. He was a great collaborator in the adult video world,

and we found, found out about it through a post in the adult video news and who doesn't who doesn't subscribe to adult video news and so he was sick with pneumonia and he didn't make it very very sad uh condolences came pouring in from every uh other fellow actor uh throughout throughout Hollywood in the adult video news network. Of course, you remember him in the seduction of Heidi from Adam and Eve pictures. That role was just, I mean, incredible for him. And, no, don't look at me like that.

I know you know the movie. He said that in an interview, I always knew that this was a good profession for me. I've owned two businesses in the past, and I just really didn't feel like doing that anymore. I just wanted something in my normal, everyday life, like sex. And I felt like getting paid for it while I do it was the way to go about it.

So shockwaves have gone through the porn industry. And one of my favorite, this is kind of actually sad, but a fellow porn performer, butt plug Betty, said that she was just devastated and he was such a great guy and she said that she's watched a video of Logan you know and her five times today it's just so sad and it wasn't all uh well just know that if you've seen the movie you know what he was doing with or on betty and she's just sad so

anyway, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad news for all involved, especially throughout the adult entertainment world, Logan Long, dead at the age of 34. Rest in Peace. And then we have Franco Galvin Martinez, 53, who is part of our Who Died Today segment. And no, he's not a serial killer. I don't know why we're naming him Franco, Galvin Martinez with three names like that, but rest in peace, Mr. Martinez, dead at the age of 53. He, uh,

was suspended in a harness hanging from a tree and was stung by bees for 10 minutes and couldn't escape. I don't wish that on anyone. It's like, uh, I do not wish that on anyone. I mean, he's survived by a wife. He's got,

two children. He's got grandchildren. According to the CDC, an average of 62 people are killed every year by bee wasp or hornet stings. Okay. So he was a Texas landscaping lighting technician, and he was suspended by a harness as he worked in a tree in a backyard in Austin. And then the horror unfolded. I mean, he was swinging around his harness, kicked the ladder away, and nobody could get to him. And so the bees just kept attacking him. Holy cow. It's so sad.

I mean, I do not wish that on anyone. So apparently the two men, he and his two other buddies were working on the street in the backyard in Austin. And they were on the ground, and he was up there in the harness. And then the bees started attacking. Now, most wild beehives in Texas, and I'm not a beehivist, but, you know, I'm just throwing it out there, are likely hybrid between the European honeybee and the more aggressive Africanized honeybee. Oh, okay. So the firefighters came, and they used a hose to blast the bees away. Wow.

And this does not bode well for the people getting their tree trimmed. A neighbor said, yeah, they were aware of that. hive but no action had been taken oh okay so i guess we know where the lawsuit's going to them because apparently austin city government does not provide services that remove beehives from private properties so if you have a beehive on your property you and you alone are responsible for getting care of it and it isn't that bad of a thing until you get someone like Franco Galvin Martinez up trimming your tree and he pisses off the bees. No, you cannot have that. Wow.

Just amazing. Sad. It's sad. Now they tell you, hey, the worst thing you can do when being attacked by bees is to flail your arms. Yeah, I know. But that's not the point. I'm being stung by hundreds, if not thousands of bees.

You know, when you see a bee, buzzing near your head. I know it's very satisfying to flap your arms. It just feels good to swat at it. But don't do it. It'll make everything worse. The bees feel threatened, and their natural response is to rise up

and defend their queen. In addition, if you kill it, the dead bees send out a cent, and the other bees are like, hey, one of my brothers is dead, and he's dead because of that guy. So let's attack him or her. so according to you know a banner health guideline they advise you that if you're attacked by a swarm of bees

attempt to get indoors or into a car as the bees are unlikely to follow well a they are unlikely to follow and uh b if you're not i don't know in a harness swinging from a tree now according to the texas a and m agri life extension. I love the Texas A&M Agri-Life extension. They say on their website that the average healthy adult should be able to withstand hundreds of bee stings. Oh, okay. But it's not recommended that you remove the bee venom. I mean, it is recommended that you remove the bee venom as soon as possible. Yeah. That's what they were trying to do. That's what my man Franco was trying to do. And he couldn't do it because he was swinging from a tree in a harness.

You'd think someone, I mean, one of the guys that he was working with, you know, I'm sure you're in the heat of the moment. And, you know, your pal Franco is swinging from the harness, kicking the ladder away and the bees are attacking. Now, according to this, the friends started trying to help him, and they were attacked by the bees too. So, I mean, they're trying to save their own life. But, I mean, you've got to try to find a hose or something, right?

You are the first responders. Anyway, very sad. Very, very sad. So, Franco Galvin Martinez, dead at the age of 53. Rest in peace. And a cold case,

who died today, Minnesota kayakers found a human skull nearly 8,000 years old in a river, as they were, Now, it doesn't say how they, it just says that they stumbled across the skull. They don't say how they stumbled across the skull. And it looks like just a, you know, it's a piece of a skull.

It's not the entire skull. But according to, after examination, according to the FBI's forensic anthropologist, the bone belonged to a young adult man. And it had suffered blunt force trauma due to a depressed area on the skull. So, I mean, there's no, there's no statute of limitations on murder. I don't know who you,

I don't know if anyone is alive. I could have possibly done it. But it's about near 8,000 years old. And so I'm pretty sure the person may have gotten away with it. So they used carbon 14 analysis and determined that the man was alive sometime between 5,5006,000 BCE, which is nearly 8,000 years ago. Now they, from the atmosphere via food is incorporated into the bones while the bones are maturing.

And through reviewing the carbon 14, this individual would have had a heavy marine diet or a diet high in maize, pearl millet. Oh, yeah. I mean, you can't get me, get me away from pearl millet. So everybody thinks it's incredible that they found the skull. I want to know how they found it. It just says, they stumbled across the skull. Did they step on it? Were they kayaking and the river was at a low point?

And they went, hey, what is that? That doesn't look like, I mean, you're kayaking and you see stuff on the bed of the river. And you think, oh, that looks like a skull. Let's get that out of there. What the heck is that? But, you know, congratulations. And, I mean, congratulations to the kayakers for finding it. And maybe, maybe we'll finally get some resolution on.

who, you know, killed this person because we can't have that. I don't care how old it is. We must find who killed today. Is that a thing? Hit pause on whatever you're listening to and hit play on your next adventure. This fall get double points on every qualified stay. Life's the trip. Make the most of it at Best Western.

Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. Fever, headaches, swellings, aching muscles, and exhaustion, itchy rash, and lesions, mainly on face, hands and feet. Oh, yes, it's monkey box. We talked about it on Friday, and they're still all about it this weekend. A few more cases have been found throughout Europe. We have a total of two here in the United States, so it's spreading like wildfire. How do you get it? Well, close contact with an infected person or animal,

touching clothing or bedding used by someone with a rash. There are some antiviral drugs that can help relieve the symptoms of monkey pox, but as of right now, there's no specific vaccine or, you know, cream you can rub on and have monkey pox. Go away. So just be careful. I know, look, there are two major strains of the virus, and they pose very different risks.

the Congo Basin strain, which people have died from, one in ten people infected with the Congo Basin strain die. West African strain, which is approximately one in 100 infected die from that strain. And right now we're seeing that throughout the UK and Europe, it's mostly the milder strain. They're guessing that it came because there were a couple of super, spreader monkey pox events uh in uh in europe and they all went it was all a big lg btq festival and there were you know thousands of people uh you know rubbing up next to each other uh so they're getting nasty monkey

pox infections and i was reading about uh you know i think we talked about on a friday how the uh the lesion can look like it's uh scabbed over and feels better and gone and yet no no it's not because underneath it's not completely gone so you can still be infectious so you may think this is what probably happened at the

LGBT community events where they have it's just a legion don't worry about it it's fine it's all healed over but in the process of physical contact perhaps a monkey pox legion legion or legion

oozed out Nothing says love more than a monkey pox lesion oozing out. It's just oozing with love. Ouse and with love. So be ready for the news that monkey pox is something to be really scared of. No doubt about that. Most of it, most of them come from Africa. When you look at the maps now that they have laid out for where monkey pox is,

is you know you see that it is right now you're looking at most of it in Portugal who Spain has quite a few Australia has some Italy has a few UK has a few Canada has a few so it could be oozing down into the US because we only have a couple but then you're looking at you know Belgium, Netherlands, Sweet Germany, Israel all have one, well, Belgium has three. France has one. Canary Islands have two.

Oh yeah, people were just visiting there for the party and then went back home. So be careful because monkey pox could be oozing at a place near you soon. You know, I told you last week about having a post of mine on Facebook be flagged for community standards against community standards. And then I said, no, I was. want you to, I could test it and they said, no, we looked at it again. Hey, you violated community standards. And then I see where there's a report of Marsha Blackburn saying, going against community standards on her Facebook page saying biological men have no place in women's sports. And then my wife

got one this past weekend for community standards, although that one did say which one, which post went against community standards. It just said, hey, you had a post, go violate community standards, but there was no post there to show. So I don't know if that was real or not. But I feel like Facebook is in the middle of a purge right now. And they're just covering their tracks and they're creating, creating paperwork that will be able to use against you. That's what you do as a boss, right? You have an employee that you can't just fire because that's just, you know, you would be sued for just firing them without cause.

but you want to go ahead and get that paperwork documented. So you write them up for going against company policy or doing whatever they weren't supposed to do. And you just write them up. And then when you, you know, a little bit while longer, they break another rule and you kick them off. And I feel like that's what Facebook is doing now to a lot of people. We just want to get rid of you,

but we don't want to, if we get rid of you all at once and just it'll be a big, it'll be a big press, big debacle, and we'll have to cover our asses. So now we're just going to document. And we're going to slowly purge all these people off of Facebook. And it might be worth it because I've had maybe just about enough of Facebook. But you can follow me on Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. I mean, Twitter is debuted their misinformation policy, their new crisis misinformation policy.

Huh. That's interesting. They're debuting that around the Musk deal. Anyway, and you can see on Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio as well. You can, I see where they suggested, or Musk agreed with a post, that said if 25% of the users are bots, then Twitter acquisition deal should cost 25% less. And Musk responded absolutely.

Well, yeah. And we talked about that, I think, last week. And also, the whole thing might be a ruse anyway. Elon probably didn't really want Twitter to begin with. It was all just a trolling event. And then he got too far involved. And now we've got a good way to get out of it. And so let's get out of it.

Once again, we have the Secret Service in trouble. Now, the Secret Service, of course, is the U.S. agency that guards the President and the White House. Secret Service members have periodically been involved in, you know, incidents over misbehavior. overseas. Yeah, let's see. The last time was when our president now was a vice president during the Obama administration when the Secret Service agents were sent home because a misconduct involving disputes with prostitutes. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, now the Secret Service was involved

in some sort of altercation in South Korea when they were, when they showed up. for the pre-visit. So they were there, you know, making sure everything was okay, going to be okay, and what we were going to do. Yeah, they, uh, apparently they were questioned by South Korean officials. There was some kind of fight with a taxi driver. The U.S. official has disputed that the individual was detained or even arrested, saying only that he was investigated.

And there was another secret service officer that was not investigated for, any wrongdoing. Oh, really? Yeah. Apparently, they were drunk and assaulting a South Korean taxi driver. So what does that have in common? What do those particular two stories have in common? You guessed it.

Joseph Robinette Biden. Such a weird thing that something like that would happen under the same watch. Isn't it? And of course, they were all happy that they had a U.S. military plane deliver 70,000 pounds of baby formula. Yay! I'm glad we've got our military working on good things. I mean, I'm happy that we're getting some baby food for, you know, babies in need. I am.

I just find it really strange that, you know, we've got to use our military to have that happen. And I loved how the white. House tweeted about this great thing that they were having the military deliver over 70,000 tons of baby food. And I remember reading it going, wait, they were getting 70,000 tons. I only saw a picture of one plane. That's a one plane is not carrying 70,000 tons of baby food. Oh, no, that was just wrong. I mean, they couldn't even tweet it right. They had to delete it. I don't even, I don't even remember if they retweeted it again. I just know that They tweeted it wrong to begin with.

It's not 70,000 tons, 70,000 pounds. But why would I expect this particular administration to get something like that, correct? I have to stop now because I try not to be too political here on chewing the fat, because it drives me insane. And I know, you know, you get enough of that from a lot of other shows from this network and others. So I'll leave you with this today, okay? I'll leave you with a little joke, just to put a little smile on your face. okay? A man was sunbathing naked on the beach. And for the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A woman walks past and says, if you were a gentleman, you'd lift your hat. He raised his eyebrows and replied, if you were better looking, it would raise itself. Think about it.