Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 880 | If It Fits, It Flies…

Episode Date: May 25, 2022

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. If you live in Effingham County, Georgia, now is the time to be concerned. Okay. I'm going to hold up my hand. If this is Georgia, Effingham County is it over here with Savannah? That's the metropolitan area of Savannah's right there. You can see it. According to the Effingham County Sheriff's Office, a red-tailed boa constrictor, that's a family

pet that don't worry about it. Well, it's missing. We don't know where it's at. It's out crawling around somewhere. And if that wasn't enough in Effingham County,

two monkeys are on the loose in Effingham County. I know. The danger. Be on the lookout. Now they're telling you don't approach.

No kidding. Who's a good little monkey? Come here. No. So you're supposed to immediately call the deputies of Effingham County. So I'm just giving you a little warning. I know it's a specific area of the United States of America. Who knows the monkeys and or the snake could have broken out of Effingham County. I don't think they know about crossing county lines.

So they could be in other counties. They could have moved on. So the entire state of Georgia could be at risk right now from two monkeys and a boa constrictor. Keep your head on a swivel. Welcome to chewing the fat. So anyway, two monkeys and a boa constrictor walking to a bar. I'm sorry, it's all I could think of.

I haven't even thought of a good punchline yet. So two monkeys and a boa constrictor walk into a bar. Is that part of your tail or you? happy to see me. Now, that doesn't really work either. We'll think of something. We'll think of something.

So I was looking at a new survey that Axios and Harris Poll did to gauge the reputation of the most visible brands in America based on 20 years of Harris Poll research. And they have the top 100 brands. and at 100 It was kind of surprising. I scrolled down as a whole. Where we're starting with that? 100.

The Trump Organization. Wait, what? Okay. All right, most reputable brands? All right. I guess, sure. Sure. I mean, no problem.

All right. So where are we at 50? We have Best Buy. Rapidible brand. Yeah, I'm fine with that. that they were like, let's look at these percentages, the 222 score. So the Trump organization had a

54.5 score. I mean, you had to be above that to get into the top 100. So, all right, so we have, then we get down to, let's see what I take 50. What I say, well, you best buy, had 75.4. All right, that they're rating here at the Axios poll. And then you're looking at Pepsi at 47.

Craft Heinz at 40th, we can do better. Heinz ketchup, we can do better. And now it's a big company, we can do better. Where are we at with Walgreens? Good, Walgreens is higher than CVS. Although, I'm getting a little. Walgreens is at 30th with 77.9. CVS, 36. Losers.

that's 77.1. A whole point and a few points after. I don't want to go into why I hate CBS. Okay, I just do. All right. I just do. Chick-fil-A is 28th. Wow.

Costco 26. Wait a minute. Netflix is 22nd. I thought I saw Netflix way down here by the Trump organization in the hundreds. Oh, yeah. Twitter, Facebook. Oh, who? Ooh, Trumpwish.com, Twitter, Facebook, Fox Corporation, Spirit Airlines.

Spirit Airlines did not be on this top 100. I'm sorry, no. TikTok, Sears Holden Corporation, Wells Fargo and company, Uber, My Pillow. Wow, my pillow ranks higher than the Trump organization. Oof, you know where that guy's been these days, man. Down in the bunker. So anyway, number one. Coming in at number one,

we're going to do the top ten. Coming in at number ten of the great American companies, I guess they don't have to be American companies, but this is the most visible companies. They're ranked, they based a survey of 33,096 Americans conducted this year, March 11th through April 3rd, the two-step process starts fresh each year by surveying the public's top-of-mind awareness of

companies that either excel or falter in society. Okay. Coming in at number 10, Sony, 79.6. Number nine, Honda Motor Company. Number eight, Amazon. Number seven, Toyota Motor Company. Come on now. Number six, Samsung. Number five, Wegmans.

Number four, Hershey Company. I mean, it should actually be number one. Let's just give it to Hershey's and move on with our lives. Number three, Patagonia.

Number three. Number two. Wow. Number two and number one. Neck and neck. Number two is that. 82.0 and number one is 82.4 at the ranking points. Number two, AGB Grocery.

Everybody's going, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I like them, yeah. I have to get my own, I have to bring my own bags or I have to buy their stupid bags when I'm there every time because I forget, but I like them. They're great. Number one, number one at 82.4, Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's. Trader Joe's beats out I can't call them what I want.

H.E.B. I Hershey's need to be number one. Did I make that clear? Yes, I did. So a company that is 77th on this list, the reputation list, Walmart, which is, you know,

congratulations to Walmart for being on the top 100. Of course they should be on the stupid list. But they are now going to begin drone delivery. in six states. Nice. I want this to happen desperately. I mean, I want to have,

yes, I'd like, man, are we out of Coke zeros? There's my case in front of my door right now. And don't open that can for a little bit. So let's see, the first large-scale drone delivery operation in the United States so far. They've already had,

we've talked about where they're available in smaller towns. and, you know, where you can get them around the country. But now Walmart's drone delivery network will expand to 34 sites by the end of this year. Potentially reaching 4 million households. New markets. Phoenix, Arizona, Tampa, Florida, Orlando, Florida, Dallas, Texas, Salt Lake City, Utah, Richmond, Virginia.

I think the Richmond, Virginia, they already have some drone deliveries going on there. And then there's also limited drone delivery in Arkansas. Yeah. I mean, that's where the bosses are, right? So you're not going to, the bosses aren't going to go back home at the end of the day from the office and not be able to have a drone delivery. I'm sure they're, the bosses are having, you know, private jets land their goods in the backyard, I'm sure.

I'm a boss for Walmart. Military helicopter bringing the pallet of goods in. I'm sure that's happening. So shoppers, let's see. Shoppers won't be limited to a short list of pre-selected items. Wow. Instead, you'll be able to order anything from Tylenol to diapers to hot dog buns, 100,000 different products in all, up to 10 pounds.

I mean, get a bit of. bigger drone to be delivered for $399 so they got an upcharge of four bucks for 10 pounds of goods dropping on your front door uh okay so if it fits safely it flies according to drone up CEO tom walker when the service is up and running Walmart says it could deliver more than a million packages a year by drone I got to get my son working for Walmart, man. He needs to start being in charge of the drones, man. And when they say coming to Dallas, see, the problem with that is,

we've already got a little drone delivery going on in Plano, which is part of the DFW, the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex, but it's just their own little entity out here. Like, I live over here. You look at a map of DFW, the entire DFW area. Like, I'm here, and Plano is over here.

so when they say that they're going to deliver to Dallas I want to be more specific I want to know where they're where I want to know if I'm getting it in Fort Worth and I'm sure sure the answer is did we say Fort Worth fat man no but that's my point okay and then I've got a Kroger warehouse not far from my home let's get them drone delivering to me now

oh you think the drones are going to be coming from the warehouses I want to know. Are we going to have separate drone warehouses? Or are they going to have, you know, like, that warehouse, he's in charge of four drone deliveries. And you just fly, one guy is flying four drone delivery drones out of that warehouse every day. I mean, I'd like to get him on the phone. Who's the drone up ad guy with CEO Tom Walker. Get him on the phone. All right. I've got some ideas for him. And I'd like to have, I'd like to have his thoughts on a couple of other things as well. I'm sure it's got time for me You're on chewing the fat So I want to do For example, a local construction agency Could work with

Drone up to monitor on-site job progress Through aerial drone photography Well, duh I mean, so they're going to double dip Right? They're going to deliver your goods And then on the way back They're going to fly over Bill's house

And say, Bill is breaking the HOA rules he needs to be fine and then they're going to H.O.A will pay the drone pay Walmart drone extra money for that. Okay. All right.

Fine. No problem. So they're talking the offset the cost of delivery with revenue from drone related services. Yeah. Insurance inspections emergency response construction oversight. Also, H.O.A's

just working for neighborhoods. Absolutely. reporting on people in the neighborhood. Oh, yeah, he parks on the street every night. No, that's a ticket. Call the cops. Wow.

The FAA is paying close attention, duh, to what repairs regulations that will allow widespread drone development over. I mean, we need to figure out what we're doing. And hopefully, every time they talk about it, they say, well, we're still working on it. I mean, we've got to know, right, at what height they can fly at, where they're landing and taking off from. when we have, especially here in Dallas, Fort Worth, but I mean, it's the same all over.

You have, you know, one or two major airline airports. And then you have smaller airports. I mean, there's got to be some serious, some serious coordination going on. We could manage airspace safely so they can assess that this is really a viable, scalable business model. I hope that's true. I want that to be true.

And I want to know where they're going to be parking from and where they're going to be. Get Tom on the phone. How many times do I have to ask? Is Tom on the phone yet? And where are my pictures? Every time I ask for somebody on the phone, all I can think of is Casey Kasim asking for where his pictures.

Is that on the phone? Nobody gets, I don't know why they do this to me. Maybe it's just me. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh. Oh, maybe it'd still be shaking up after I slammed it on the table. But I'm good.

All right. I thought it was going to say so good, didn't you? So if you had tickets to see Aerosmith, their deuses are wild, Las Vegas residency this summer. It's not happening. Sorry. Shows are canceled. Wait, what?

I thought they were fine. Everything was fine. We were doing shows. Yeah. Stephen has, he's gone into rehab again. They're just going to cancel the dates. of their deuce is a wilder. Yeah, we're sorry. We're sorry, okay? Back off me. So look, we got, we'll refund your money. I don't worry about it. As many of you know,

our beloved brother Stephen has worked on his sobriety for many years. Has he? Is my question? But yes, yes, yes, yes. after foot surgery to prepare for the stage and the necessity of pain management during the process, he has recently relapsed and voluntarily entered a treatment program to concentrate on his health and recovery. Good for him. Good for Stephen Tyler. The post continued, We are truly sorry to inform our fans and friends that we must cancel.

our first set of Las Vegas residency dates this June and July while he focuses on his well-being. We will continue our 22 dates starting in September, in parentheses and not written here, we hope. And we'll let you know any further updates as soon as we can. It concluded, we are devastated. And we have inconvenienced so many of you, especially our most loyal fans,

who often travel great distances to experience our shows, thank you for understanding and for your support for Stephen during this time. I know, don't look at me. I'm not doing the pills, okay? Well, I'm not doing Stevens. All right, and I'm not going into rehab either, okay? The 74-year-old, 74 years old. Now, he's had substance abuse issues in the past,

so? What's your problem? He entered rehab centers back in the 80s, you know, who didn't? Who among us? Who among us hasn't visited a rehab center or two? His last rehab now put your hand down, you're lying.

His last rehab stay in 2009 stemmed from health issues. Yeah, that's the point. He reportedly suffered from severe chronic pain. Who among us?

Due to orthopedic injuries. Again, who amaz? Which led to a prescription painkiller addiction. Again, who among us? What makes me an alcoholic? This is Stephen Tyler now. That's a good line. Got about it in a song.

What makes me an alcoholic is not how much I drank or how often I used or who I did any of that with. It's what happens to me and who I become when I do. And I don't like that guy. So back off me. I'm going to go to rehab. I'm going to kick the pills again after I, you know,

be able to walk on this foot again. I'll make sure that my hip surgeries are all good. And then I'm going to come back and make a few millions in Vegas, okay, for me and the guys. I was looking at the picture, the latest picture of Aerosmith. Now, I've seen Stephen at 74, you know, he's still being followed around by quite an entourage of babes. I don't know if the rest of them have an entourage of babes, but it looks like the picture, to me. This is just to me.

all right looks like that they are from a nursing home dressed up as a rock band I get it they're aerosmith and they're awesome and I love them definitely

this picture right here I'll put out the show pick on my social media today when I post with the shows available if you follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR on Facebook and Instagram Jeff Fisher Radio I do the daily post of when the show is ready

and I usually have one or two picks that reflect what we may have talked about on the show. And I will definitely use this shot from Stephen Tyler and Aerosmith. And, you know, good luck. I hope this time it sticks, Steve. But maybe it won't because you're going to have to have more surgeries. And gosh darn it, you just can't say no to the pain pills when you're having surgery. Believe me, I know. You know, I may have to do another show on the DMV.

It's been a while since I've done a DMV show. Did you know, and I did not realize this, that people complained so much about having to wait at the DMV here in Texas, that they change the rules. So you can't just walk in to the DMV now. You have to make an appointment online, which are months out in advance, months out, to get a lot. a date. And then they give you, I guess you could show up at one particular place at 5 a.m.

in the morning and they give you a sticker that it was a good little person who showed up online in the DMV. You can come back later today. Who's a good little person? You are. You can do that. Or you have to make it online. But if that's anything at all that could be done in a timely fashion. Nope. Sorry. can't do it. I mean, it just doesn't make a lot of sense to me. Doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

But, you know, who am I? I'm sure they're, you know, they made these changes for the betterment of me. So, you know, good. Thank you. Appreciate it. It means a lot to me. Nothing I want to do is wait,

go to the DMV and know that I'm going to be there, you know, in my head. I mean, you know, I've got to go to the DMV it's going to be a while. Get it taken care of. Yeah, it's going to be a while. How about like six months from now, fat man? Okay, don't you even, don't.

Corby and the other room shaking his head, like, it was not that long. I've made appointments a month in advance. It does not six months in advance. Yes, it is. Want to bet? Yes. I'll bet you I can get one in two weeks.

And travel how far away from where I live? You have to pick one. like hours away, hours away. Not the closest one to where I live. Let's say I live here at the studios. Okay. Log on to the old DMV.com or dotgov or dot up your butt or whatever website it is and get me an appointment from here within a month.

That's probably doable actually. Go ahead. Well, in Grand Prairie, which is eight miles away. Grand Prairie is not eight miles away. It's a long ways away from here. But go ahead. Next available date is 6-6-2020. Okay.

Next month. Next one. It's like two weeks away. Don't bog me down with facts. Just know it's next month. Aragal to Megacenter, which is 12 miles away. Farther away. Next available date, 6-2.

Again, next month. Next Thursday? I'm right. What a pain. Some of you may be thinking to yourself, well, I'd rather make an appointment so I know when I have to be there and what time I have to be there.

So now I can schedule around it and I know I have an appointment and I'll be there. Well, tough. Okay, I want to go back to the old days where you have to stand there for hours and hope that you get seen. And speaking of old rockers, I see where they're,

They were interviewing Mick Jagger, and Harry Stiles has, you know, I mean, he's the new superstar, and Stiles has said how much he's like Jagger and, you know, all that kind of stuff. And he compared himself to Mick. And Mick, who is 78 now. Wow. Old ass bumming him. Yeah, no kidding. And he was, no, don't compare him to Joseph Robinette Biden.

No, don't do it. No, I will not have that. Anyway He Jagger Mick said Yeah, I like him I like the singer We have an easy relationship

But I don't think we have a lot in common You know I don't think we actually have many musical Or artistic similarities Wait, what? Yeah, I mean I used to wear a lot of makeup More makeup than him

I mean, come on I was much more Adroninus, okay? Adroninus and Dran, much more Amorph a phallus Yeah And he said that Yeah You know

He doesn't really have a voice like mine Move on stage like me That's a superficial Rezambulance? It's a superficial Amorphalus To my younger self Which is fine

He can't help that I mean Mick take it easy bro Okay I got it Harry isn't you okay maybe you just say you know i like harry styles i really appreciate his act period ah yes i doesn't move like me he doesn't move on stage doesn't sing like my doesn't voice like mine don't even i hate to even compare him to me the person that is me but since you asked

no oh it's incredible man these guys These freaking guys. About time for Mick to go into rehab too again. Although, you know, Mick's not a rehab kind of guy. He just drinks his diet. Dr. Coke. Diet Coke is Mick's drink. Right?

That was the story about how he always had to have the Diet Coke with him. And the one guy was saying they were into some meeting and he just expected someone to bring him a Diet Coke. And I'm like, yeah? you're Mick Jagger? You go into some meeting at some office building and you want something to drink? Yeah, it's in the fridge in the corner. How about you get that for me

and bring it to the table in front of me and perhaps provide me with a cup of ice if I want it. If not, wipe off the can when you set it down in front of me. Then maybe we can start talking, okay? Then, agonizing, man. I'm a mixed side.

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which I actually am looking forward to. But we found out yesterday that Argentine scientists, or at least I should say I found out yesterday, that Argentine scientists have discovered a new species of huge flying reptile terosaur dubbed the dragon of death nice it lived 86 million years ago

alongside dinosaurs and whose body was as long as a school bus they found two specimens wingspans measured one was 23 feet the other was 30 feet respectively wow I mean

I don't know if one was a kid I don't know if one was the wife. I don't know, you know, I don't know how they work. They're part of the Asdardids, A-Z-H-D-R-C-H-I-D-S. Amorphophalus. Which is a family of pterosaurs that lived during the end of the Cretaceous, Cretaceous, Cretaceous period. I don't know why I can't.

Why can I not pronounce Cretaceous? Make any sense. Corsetan. Thank you. Quercetin. I got it. It's not Cretaceous. Which was, that period was between 146 and 66 million years ago, right?

So that means that these predated birds. Okay. So they were the first creatures on earth to use wings to hunt their prey. Okay. I mean, I don't know. And I heard one report. that said that they could fly for days and up to 70 miles an hour. I don't know who is clocking them.

I'm just, I don't know how you figure that, but that's what they said. That's what they claim. So you don't know what I'm going to go with it. They have a newly coined term for what they're called. Thanos Dracon Amura Ru. T-H-A-T-O-S-D-R-A-K-O-N. Than-T-S-D-R-A-R-R-R-R-R-R-A.

Accon Amaru, A-M-A-R-U. I found these in the Andes Mountains in the Argentina's western Mendoza Province. If I hold up my hand here as Argentina, you see that right here is the Andes Mountains they're talking about where they found it right there. Anyway, it means that these flying reptiles lived at least 20 million years before

the asteroid impact on what is now Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula that wiped out three quarters of life on the planet. So it's just that. It's just that. So they don't have a current record of any close relative that even has a body modification similar to the dragon of death. I mean, it looks...

I don't want to see that thing flying around. I'll tell you that. Especially if it's going to fly for days at 70 miles an hour, as big as a bus, looking around just, what should I attack today? Nah, I'm just going to flap out here. You know what? Oh, look at that. There's a fat guy over there. I'll be right back.

I mean, you're going down, man. You're not getting away from that. You just aren't. More good news out of Georgia as well today. Georgia State University, used the DNA splicing tool CRISPR to eliminate the genetic receptor that researchers previously knew affected the regulation of social behavior known as Evprila. The receptor controls vasopression action, and its removal resulted in hamsters that are more socially communicative and aggressive.

So that's it, though. Oh, worry about it. Maybe we ought to not do that. They said, you know, we, man, we anticipated that if we eliminated the old vast oppression activity, everything would be fine. The hamsters would be sitting around

discussing the future and say, I can't believe they wanted me. to get on that wheel. Without, I'm not going to do it, though. Instead, they put out their cigarettes and said, this is bull crap, a sort of attacking people. I mean, maybe I ought to not do that. Researchers manipulated nine male hamsters

and eight female hamsters. Oh, boy. You never want to have close to the same number. You want to have, anyway, what do I know? Nothing is what I know. They saw both groups demonstrated increase in communication and aggression. Yeah, so they were happy to tell you, I'm pissed.

And I'm about to get in your ass is what's going to happen, okay? No, not like that. Now, not like that. Stop. No, don't. Please don't get me started out. You can do that. The floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad.

Yes, that's what the hamsters were doing. No, that's what I'm talking about. Don't do that. Don't get me started on hamster aggression. business. Just don't. Just don't. You know, you know, I took away my

vasopression. Don't look at me like that. Don't make me come across that wheel. All right, stop. No. You're spinning the wheel or you're just happy to see me. Anyway, so

I'm just saying maybe we ought to not do that. Maybe we ought to do the whole crisper thing. Well, at least we're, you know what, come to think of it. Good. Good. Because we've done it with a few hamsters and we know now not to do it. So let's just stop doing that.

Okay. And the next scientist that comes along with the old DNA splicing tool, CRISPR in his back pocket, and he pulls it out and says, hey, let's splice some DNA. And you can say, hey, put that back in your pocket, bro. All right. We already did that to the hamsters. Didn't work out well.

All right, get on out of here. Go ahead. Get on out of here. All right. Talk to you later. Go read a Stacey Abrams book. Get on out of here, okay? Congratulations to Stacey Abrams, by the way.

Won a grueling contest in Georgia for governor as she won the Democratic nomination and she was racing against no one. But congratulations to Stacey Abrams, man. I mean that. I mean, we're getting to the days when we're going to have Ron Popeil selling DNA splicer CRISPR sets. It's going to be awesome.

I'm looking forward to it. Tell me you're not sitting there at 1.30 in the morning watching a Ron Popeil infomercial. And it's the DNA slicer crisper. Right? Buy one, get one free. I'm... It's all I can think of right now, to be honest with you.

All right. move on then. Just know that my mind is now not only having the spliced DNA hamsters smoking and fighting each other across each other's wheels.

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Yesterday I talked about the pay phones being gone in NYC and we shed a little tear and was gone that the final public pay phone was gone. Well then I was as I was reading more about the lost pay phones

I realized that they still have some pay phones in New York City, some private pay phones on public property. Okay. And so they must be owned by what Verizon or AT&T or companies have their own

pay phones on public property. that's probably it. But they also, the one thing I did learn, I talked about how I was so bummed because I never had a phone booth. I always wanted a phone booth. And I found out that they have still four permanent Superman phone booths

still in NYC. And I didn't say, I tried to see where they were at, so I guess I have to get my Walmart drone to fly around Manhattan and not get shot at to find out where they're at. but I want a phone booth.

So if you or someone you know has a phone booth that they're trying to get rid of, just mail it to me here, Mercury Studios, in Irving, Texas. Building one. 75039 is the zip code. Irving, Texas, Building one, Mercury Studios, in care of Jeff Fisher.

Just send the phone booth here. And I will thank you forever. You get a lot of law. I'll give you a live Instagram, live Facebook, live YouTube, live Twitter, live chewing the fat.

I'll give it to y'all to show off. I would prefer not the real thin, skinny ones. But if that's what you got, that's what you got. And it doesn't have to be, if you think to yourself,

well, Jeff, I only have the, you know, the 70s kind. I don't have the 50s wood kind. All right, fine. I'll take though, too.

I just sent it to me here I'll say thank you and you'll get all kinds of love okay the other day I talked about the lady who had three sets of twins and I feel like you know we were joking around

about you know baby business and you know have a baby business and you know we were talking about how you know holy cow what a you know what an incredible

I don't want to say nightmare what an incredible thing that would be to have six babies within two years. Incredible. Right, how something like that happens. But I feel like I didn't talk about her. She already had a five-year-old kid. So that kid is in trouble.

I mean, that kid is doing nothing but raising those six babies. Right. You help me. You're helping me out. I don't care. That kid will be wanting to get the hell out of that house as soon as possible. And the second, I feel like we, didn't talk about how she got pregnant with the first set of twins.

Then right away got pregnant with the second set of twins. Then had her tubes tied. Okay. Before she had her tubes tied, she was pregnant with the third set of twins. Incredible. I mean, I guess it would be more incredible if she had her tubes tied and then got pregnant. But no, they weren't tied at the time she got. got pregnant again.

So that's what she said, that she said that it was just meant to be. I had to have them. Yeah. Hello. Duh. But, six babies under two years old.

Good luck. God bless. And on a serious note, I know. I know. I'm bringing myself down by doing this. But I feel like, I mean,

speaking of good luck, God bless. I mean, 19 children and two teachers killed in the elementary school massacre in Evalde, Texas yesterday. Just really, really sad. And I don't even want to imagine. It's hard for me to even imagine what those family members, friends, neighbors, the entire town is going through amazing. we'll get more information on how Salvador Rolando Ramos ended up getting into the school

but apparently he went into one room and barricaded himself into that room all the people that were now murdered were in one room and that's I mean just say prayers for these people and I don't know what else to tell you

I wanted to do a I can't even do a segment of you know no I'm not even going to say it I'm not even going to say it I'll just let it go good luck God bless and say a prayer for these people is all I'm saying because they

they all need it badly. All right, I brought myself way down. I don't know what I'm thinking. Why am I doing that? I don't know the answer to that either. So just say a prayer for these people and you've all day and do what you can for them

because it's got to be, well, yes, it's got to be. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.