Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 883 | Somewhere in the Middle…

Episode Date: May 31, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:38 from time to time on this show. So when they do something good, you know, I wanted to pay them their respects. And I see a story from last week that talked about how veterans de-boarded a plane to show solidarity with one of their other veterans because the oxygen tank he was on prevented him from flying. Now, they were flying American Airlines. And apparently, the veteran that was on the oxygen tank, his battery was running out and it couldn't recharge on the plane. So they wouldn't let him fly on the plane. And 60 other members said, well, if he's not flying, we're not flying. And they all walked off.
Starting point is 00:01:19 Now, in my heart, I'm thinking, Hugh Bastard Airlines for kicking this guy off. But really, it was, you know, it was for his safety and the airplane's, safety and they helped all of these veterans. They chartered another plane. They got them, uh, they got them back home to Oklahoma with they were on a trip to Washington, D.C. as part of the Oklahoma Veterans Freedom Tour, Northeast Oklahoma Veterans Freedom Tour as they went to Washington, D.C. and visited the memorials and the monuments. And it was never leave a soldier behind. So that's really cool. And they all got a off and they stayed at the airport for a bunch of for I don't know for a bunch of hours you can quote me on
Starting point is 00:02:08 that they stayed at the airport for a bunch of hours and eventually American airlines delivered extra batteries for the oxygen tank that were flown in from Virginia and then they chartered that flight and got them back to Oklahoma and there were people at the airport to greet them and they were you know they got it done for them so I wanted to thank American Airlines for taking care of that but when you read on into the story, it was the airlines' fault that the battery was dead to begin with because they had to wait at Charlotte Airport. There was a huge delay. If there hadn't been a delay, they wouldn't have had any of these other problems. So, you know, while I say thank you to American Airlines for, you know, coming through in the end, you really kind of had to, didn't you?
Starting point is 00:02:54 Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. So what is going on? I'm still upset over having to throw my GIF peanut butter away, and I almost didn't. But I eventually gave in and threw it away like I was advised to do. But now I see where we have a hepatitis A outbreak, potentially linked to tainted organic strawberries. Okay, so what are you eating organic strawberries for? I thought they all were organic, but okay. You know, you got me.
Starting point is 00:03:33 We'll say, we'll say just the organic strawberries that have sickened 17 people in the United States and 10 in Canada. Fifteen illnesses were reported in California and one each in Minnesota and North Dakota. Twelve of the sick people were hospitalized. The produce was distributed nationwide, sold under the brand name Fresh Campo or H.E.B. between March 5th and April 25th. People who purchased the fresh strawberries and then froze those strawberries for later consumption,
Starting point is 00:04:09 I should not eat them. They should be thrown away. Oh, okay. There's also cases being investigated in Canada as well. So we've got an issue with organic strawberries. We also now have an issue with we believe the first case of monkey pox from human to, I'm sorry, I was going to say human to human, but it's really person to person contact.
Starting point is 00:04:42 I mean, I'm guessing that the person, one of the persons of person to person is human. So it could be human to human or person to person. Four more monkeypox cases have been detected in the U.S., and I think more than that, actually. I think we're looking at 250 cases across 23 countries, 12 U.S. cases. So it's unlikely that it's an epidemic. The virus poses moderate risk to public health. So quit your whining. I mean, sure, the CDC has upped the alert level from level one to level two.
Starting point is 00:05:24 It's just, they want you to practice. enhanced precautions. That's all. I mean, level one is just a watch level. So we just upped at a level. That's all. We're not even at three yet. So quit your whining, okay?
Starting point is 00:05:40 And this is, look, it's a number two level alert. All right. So all that means is that you should, you should avoid close contact with sick people, including those with skin lesions or genital lesions. So that's it. That's all you, do you normally not avoid people with skin lesions
Starting point is 00:06:02 and genital lesions? I do. I'm going to go out, I know I'm a weirdo and a freak. I got it. But I do normally try to avoid other humans or people with skin lesions or genital
Starting point is 00:06:19 lesions. Maybe it's just me. Maybe it's just me. And I completely unrelated story. It looks like now, New York City, there's an increasingly
Starting point is 00:06:35 a huge run of rats. I know, the numbers are going up. The city is drowning in rat complaints. Wait, what? Yeah. There's a whole huge problem with rats in New York
Starting point is 00:06:56 city and I don't think that's the only city that's having a rat problem. So we need to find a way to end the lives of these rats. And I don't care how. I do not care how. Now, apparently there's some sort of rat trap distribution solution that they have. It's a file cabinet-sized contraption that lures rodents in with Oreos and sunflower seeds before plunging them to their liquid grave. okay let's set those up all over the city
Starting point is 00:07:29 and then let's hire some of the people who are jobless to go ahead and take care of those rat traps like I don't know daily and let's go ahead and get rid of them and keep track up this one was full let's put out another one nope there were no rats in this one today I'll check it tomorrow but I'm sure it has nothing to do with any of these recalls
Starting point is 00:07:54 and food poisonings and monkey poxes. It's just completely unrelated. I'm positive of that. And I need to apologize for being... I need to apologize. I think I'm a bad person. All right. And you can say to yourself,
Starting point is 00:08:12 no, we know you are, Jeff. Well, okay. But I just want to say I'm sorry because, again, I see a headline over the weekend. And then it's like, okay, I'm sorry, all right? So the headline over the weekend is Children Among 31 Killed at a church
Starting point is 00:08:32 fair stampede. And I think, oh my gosh, that's terrible. And so I open up the story and then it's in Nigeria. So I think so. And I move on. And I felt so bad about it. I felt so mad about it. I want to apologize. I know it's horrific.
Starting point is 00:08:52 Okay? I know it's Horific. I got it. All right. It was a church charity in southern Nigeria. 31 people dead, seven injured. It was horrible. So one of the witnesses said the dead included a pregnant woman and many children. The program, I guess, was they were giving out free stuff.
Starting point is 00:09:13 And it was a shop for free charity program. And then there was a big rush. So it's a terrible thing. A horrible thing that happened. but the Nigeria's national emergency management agency said first responders were able to evacuate the bodies of those trample to death and bring them to the morgue, which is, you know, wonderful. That's a good quote from the, from Godwin Tepakor, Nigeria's national emergency management agency. But it just felt bad, you know, for the last few days because the original thing was, oh my gosh, what the heck, 31 people killed at a church. Fair Stampede and then when I you know clicked on the link it said it happened in Nigeria so I moved on I have since gone back and looked at the story but originally I didn't care so I'm sorry all right let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately
Starting point is 00:10:25 for those of you that have listened to the show for a while know that normally when I need something cold to drink it's cocaine Coca-Cola Zero. And I know I've stopped saying that because, you know, they're not a sponsor of the program. And I'm a little disappointed in that. I see where the Super Bowl halftime show, you know, Pepsi usually puts that on, they just pulled the plug on that. Incredible. I guess they're still going to be associated with the NFL and still be, you know, the official soda of the NFL, which is a little disheartening. But to me, as a Coca-Cola Zero fan,
Starting point is 00:11:01 However, I like Pepsi and I used to drink it, you know, from time to time. I'm not opposed to a Pepsi. Not opposed to a Diet Pepsi from time to time. But they're not going to sponsor the halftime show anymore. That is incredible. That's a lot of money. That's a big deal. That's a lot of eyes.
Starting point is 00:11:23 So we'll see who's going to be the sponsor. I'm sure they've got people rowed up outside the NFL headquarters saying, me, me, me, me, me, we want a sponsor. We want a sponsor. We've got $800 billion to advertise in the NFL halftime show. Please, please, please, please let us be. Because before it was Pepsi, it was the tire company, right? Yeah, Bridgestone. Bridgestone, they were a big sponsor of the halftime show,
Starting point is 00:11:56 and that's where you had back, let's see, then, Pepsi came in, what, in 2014, 15, something like that. So we'll see. I guess Dr. Dre, M&M and Company, where that was the straw that broke the camel's back. Some could make that argument. I mean, the numbers were still pretty good. The weekend was really the low point, the weekend.
Starting point is 00:12:26 That was down in Tampa, right? Yeah, in 2021. They had 96.7 million viewers. And Katie Perry was the big one. 120.7 million. Yeah, that was an awesome show. And then Drey and Eminem and the gang, they bumped it back up to 103.4.
Starting point is 00:12:48 103.4, the weekend. No, the weekend is not 103.4. The weekend was 96.7. So there's still. You know, there's still big-time advertisers in the NFL, but they actually are going to be moving on. They didn't say how much they're spending on the NFL or how long the deal is,
Starting point is 00:13:10 but they did say, as entertainment evolves, and the way people consume music, that changes. And Pepsi is intent on showing up and showing out. Oh, okay. The choice of a new generation. That can be found on YouTube and TikTok and other platforms where they're already consuming content year round. So the numbers are still huge for the NFL.
Starting point is 00:13:35 They just, Pepsi wants to do something more on social media outside of just the halftime show on the NFL. I guess that makes sense. I don't know who's going to take it over. You know, who could it be? Beyond meat. I don't think they have the money to put out the beyond. beat half-time show.
Starting point is 00:14:03 But, you know, look for it because it could happen for sure. So I didn't go see Top Gun Maverick this weekend. Maybe you did. I hope you enjoyed it. I know it made an estimated 156 million during the Long Memorial Day weekend. So they're saying that 55% of the ticket buyers
Starting point is 00:14:25 were over the age of 35. and that's a huge number for the theaters they are going to say that long COVID nightmare is over everybody's going to go back to the theaters I don't think that's going to happen sorry but you know
Starting point is 00:14:40 what do I know what do I know and I know they all love the little Tom Cruise stories how he promoted over there at Cannes that he claims to see every single movie that he makes in disguise he likes to see it at the theater and nobody knows who he is he just wants to
Starting point is 00:14:57 experience it like an everyday Joe. So special. Isn't it? It is. I mean, we've got other entertainment at home. I mean, I watched hacks. I finished off hack. Well, I'm not finished off. The season isn't over yet.
Starting point is 00:15:11 I watched what they've already uploaded to HBO Max. I think the first six episodes are up now. Really funny. Really, really well done. I enjoy the heck out of hacks. Man, I'm telling you. If you haven't watched it on HBO Max, you need to watch it.
Starting point is 00:15:29 It's really, really funny. Gene Smart, Hannah and Byder. The characters that in the show are really well done and well worth the watch, really funny. I just, I love it. Why don't you marry it? Yeah, no, I think I will. But it's really, really funny.
Starting point is 00:15:49 And then I finished off Flight Attendant, Season 2 on HBO Max, finally. I like the way that shot, though. kind of I enjoy what they're trying to do with it I don't know that I enjoy everything about it but I like the idea and what they do with it and I didn't realize
Starting point is 00:16:08 that the second season that's with Kaylee Kuko or Kuko or Kucho or whatever her name is you know who I'm talking about her and the other characters in it are really cool but I didn't realize that what's her face
Starting point is 00:16:25 you know what's her face plays her mom Sharon Stone plays her mom in the show which is interesting interesting an interesting choice and then I finished off Bosch Legacy which if you haven't caught Bosch on Amazon Prime
Starting point is 00:16:43 this one is on the freebie which Amazon bought that used to be IMDB TV and it's with limited commercial interruptions I watched Bosch Legacy I was really kind of disappointed, especially in the ending. I mean, I'm not going to be any spoilers,
Starting point is 00:16:59 although I'd be happy to. And I love the character, Bosch, and I love the seasons on Amazon Prime. I, you know, they, they ended it. I guess they ended it the way they did because they already knew that season two had been re-upped.
Starting point is 00:17:16 So they left you hanging, which is very disappointing. To me, you know, I like things wrapped up. Like, I watched the other, the other show, Now, Freevi is a Trapo. It's based in Australia. And it's, you know, it's the kind of guy that I love, the struggling detective that's kicked out of being a cop. And then there's another character that partners up with him and they want to be, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:39 they're looking into several cases. And by the end, it wraps up into a nice little bow. That's what I like. Let's wrap up the old eight to ten episodes in a nice little bow and then move on because then if we re-up for a second season, we can start right where we left off. And if it isn't re-up, we're wrapped up into a nice little bow. And then we find out the Better Call Saul. I thought we'd have to wait a lot longer for the last half of the final season.
Starting point is 00:18:09 So we don't. July 11th, the last half of the final season is kicking up again. Well, the first half was tremendous, really good on the final season of Better Call Saul. So if you have time to catch up, you have time. to catch up, okay? One of the other things that I like about hacks is that it is woke and not woke
Starting point is 00:18:32 all in one. Really good. Really, really well. Well done. It's a really well-written show. And so, you know, it's just my review of hacks on HBO Max with Gene Smart.
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Starting point is 00:19:13 You know, Fear the Walking Dead and with whatever shows, you know, it's a whole Walking Dead universe. But the real mothership show, The Walking Dead, comes to an end this year, very sad. And we don't know when it's going to, when that final eight episodes are going to air. But it's coming up soon. The clock is ticking.
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Starting point is 00:23:21 I saw a couple of posts this morning, back-to-back posts, by the way, that got me thinking a little bit. And I thought, yeah, you know, that's true. The first one was you cannot raise your children the way your parents raised you, because your parents raised you for a world that no longer exists. And I thought, well, that's kind of true. And then the next post talked about moms now and moms then. And so moms then, say that again and I'll wash your mouth out with soap. Moms now. That word is inappropriate. Moms then, you'll eat what I make whether you like it or not. There are starving children in the world. Moms now. Good job.
Starting point is 00:24:03 trying one bite of the dinner. Now you can have mac and cheese. Mom's then. You better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about. Mom's now. I can see you're upset. Take a deep breath and use your words. Mom's then.
Starting point is 00:24:24 You want to go out? Take your bike. Be home before dark. Mom's now. You can't walk around the block by yourself. I'll drive you. Text me when you need. need a ride back.
Starting point is 00:24:36 Moms, then. Take a brown bag with a bologna sandwich and wonder bread. Grab a Twinkie and a Hawaiian punch, too. Moms, now. I packed your bento box with almond butter on whole grain, kale chips, and an organic smoothie. That's so true. So, you know, when I read, you cannot raise your children the way your parents raise you
Starting point is 00:24:59 because your parents raise you in a world that no longer exists. Yeah, it's kind of true. but I don't know that either way I think we're somewhere in the middle is the best way and of course raising your children as however you raise them is the best way you raise them you can quote me on that
Starting point is 00:25:15 however you raise them is the best way you raise them I'm not even sure that makes sense so as I'm scrolling through the internet to this past weekend I see Tyler Perry's new house you want to talk about houses of the hoity tooty man This place is awesome. I mean, I don't know that it's, you know, I want to, I don't know that I want the mega mansion that Tyler Perry has.
Starting point is 00:25:42 It's pretty incredible. It's built outside of Atlanta. It's $100 million. Holy cow. 2,100 acres, 8 bedrooms, 12 bathrooms, 40,000 square feet. I mean, when you look at it. at some of the pictures. I mean, underground is probably just as big as what is above ground. It is amazing. Good for Tyler Perry. I mean, he talks about, I mean, he's a hard work. Man, it's a hard
Starting point is 00:26:15 working man. I don't know if he's ever going to spend any time at the old Tyler Perry mega mansion, but you want to talk about up on this hill overlooking Georgia, outside of Atlanta, and it takes a while to get to the mansion once you're on the property, let alone living there. amazing. But he talks about, you know, he still was working, you know, 12, 14 hour days. Yeah, that's what you do. I know. He's, he's the man now, Tyler Perry, but a hundred million dollar mega mansion. It is incredible. It will be a definite site to see when it's 100% done inside and out. And then I see, which just amazes me, Amy Schumer. Amy Schumer. You think Amy Schumer. All right. She's kind of funny. She's done a few things.
Starting point is 00:27:07 She's got a place in Manhattan that she's selling for $15 million. How is Amy Schumer buying a 4,500 square foot penthouse, five bedrooms, five and a half baths in Manhattan, $15 million? She's made more money than I'm aware of, and I'm a little pissed. I've just a tad, well, maybe jealous, too. I mean, that's a nice, beautiful place. But she's selling it. She's had enough. She's had enough of Manhattan. Oh, wait, what? Yeah. I just, it's got the wrap around terrace and the views from every angle.
Starting point is 00:27:41 It's just a perfect place to escape the city while still being in the city. Every bedroom has its own in-sweet bathroom, so guests will have plenty of privacy when they come to visit. There's also, you know, a few amenities that come with the building, parking spot in the garage, 24-hour doorman, storage facility. if any maintenance needs to be done in the building, an on-site superintendent is there to assist with any emergency repairs. So it's kind of beautiful. I would say maybe I get more than one parking space for the joint, but we'll see.
Starting point is 00:28:16 For $15 million, I'd like a couple of parking spaces. That looks like a beautiful place to live in. The views from her place are amazing. See, the Hudson River, the George Writers. Washington Bridge. I mean, it's pretty incredible. Amy Schumer, $15 million dump in Manhattan. That kind of ticks me off. But apparently, she is a little tired of living in the city, and she's found a better place to live. And I guess they're moving to Brooklyn. Wait, what? Yeah, they're moving to Brooklyn. Why would you want to live in this $15 million dump in Manhattan when you could live in Brooklyn?
Starting point is 00:29:00 So I go to Brooklyn, I see what's for sale in Brooklyn? I see one place that has an open house in Brooklyn and prospect, but it's near Prospect Park. You know, it's only, you know, $2.7 million. That's why we're moving to Brooklyn. She's tired of paying the rent of the $15 million dump she's living in. I mean, you know, the mortgage, I get it. So this place in Brooklyn, she may be moving into four bedrooms, five bad. So, okay, 4,838 square fee.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Okay, nice. A couple blocks from the park. It's built in the 50s. It looks like a nice place. The only other thing is it's that, you know, it was originally used as a doctor's office. So it's got the exam rooms as, you know, little dining areas and stuff. It's kind of, it's actually a beautiful place. But it's kind of weird when you look at the pictures of the house as far as, you know, it was an old doctor's office.
Starting point is 00:29:59 And knowing that, you say, oh, yeah, that's why that room looks like that. But it's got wood paneled office and, you know, pocket doors and two-car garage with a private driveway, which is beautiful, the backyard, and it's got a little roof garden up top. It's kind of cool. And the bathrooms are tiled like there's one bathroom that's just completely blue tile, then completely pink-tiled, then completely black-tiled. Really, really, really strange. But that is why her and her, and her are moving to bruce.
Starting point is 00:30:29 because they can get a place like this for, you know, two and a half million and not have to pay the mortgage on the $15 million dump in Manhattan. It's incredible. It's the matcha or the three ensemble Cado Cephora of the FACTS that I just denichie who energize so much. It's the ensemble. The form of standard and mini-regrouped. Hello, Ben.
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Starting point is 00:31:25 magazine. So the verdict could happen at any time Johnny Depp and Amber heard. We had the
Starting point is 00:31:30 closing arguments on Friday. The defamation case is now sent to the jury and they are deliberating what's going to happen
Starting point is 00:31:40 and it could happen at any time I loved the statement from Depp's lawyer described Me Too as an important movement, a movement that Mr. Depp supports and said he was for true survivors of abuse, not Ms. Heard. It's just incredible. I mean, it could happen today.
Starting point is 00:32:06 It could happen by the time you listen to this, that verdict could be out already. Now, I hope from what I heard and why, I mean, I hope that Johnny wins this case, but you just never know, do you? I know Johnny was over it. He went to Europe and played with Jeff Beck over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:32:26 So he's back to being he's being back to Johnny Depp. Yeah, yeah, the trial's over. I got nothing to do here on Memorial Day weekend. You know what? I'm just going to fly over to Sheffield, England, and hop on stage with Jeff Beck and sing a song and play a guitar or two.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Wonder where Amber was this past weekend. I don't know. And let's go to the email Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Thank you for all of you that email that with your comments and notes about the show. And we know also with the emails that I get from Hucksters trying to scam me out of money, I know that the inflation and... the world is in tough times because now they've taken to just saying well it's you know four point seven million dollars and one of them i received doesn't even mention any amount it just says
Starting point is 00:33:25 we got a large amount for you like i got this email from barrister oscar smith attention hope this message reaches you sound and save okay i have been really worried over the non-reply of the information i released to your family please confirm to me if you received it or not. Oh, wait, what happened? Well, the subject is filed under number $342.4.7 million
Starting point is 00:33:52 about the late English Brad's inheritance claim. I am attorney Oscar Smith and I happen to be his personal legal counsel and a witness to his last deposit investment savings account before his demise. It's very important. You confirm the receipt of the above subjects sent
Starting point is 00:34:08 to our law firm chamber. Full name, contact address, telephone, nationality, date of birth, marital status, occupation. I need the above-listed information for reconfirmation and enable our law firm to proceed with the drafting of the Memorandum of Understanding Agreement, which both parties will sign before we proceed with the inheritance claim application. Please feel free to call and text me if you need further clarifications. Thanks for your cooperation and endeavor to treat this matter as urgent with utmost confidentiality,
Starting point is 00:34:38 while await your quick and swift response. Warm regard. Barrister Oscar Smith and be sure to he gives me a phone number and a WhatsApp and an email two separate emails so that I need to email to so who knows I may break down and send them an email so that you know I actually might be able to get $4.7 million you know after attorney's fees and after all the banking fees and after your bank account is drained you may get something yeah you're going to get something all right and then I got an email from Ramsey Taylor. Hello, my name is Ramsey Taylor. I work as a purecour, I can't even say that
Starting point is 00:35:19 word. I work as a procurement assistant. I got your contact details in my search for a reliable and neutral company or individual to partner with in the area of investment. Man, that's me. I will say that is me. You should find a new job as a procurement assistant, if that is true. I need your assistance to manage an investment fund in a profitable business in your region with good annual return on investment. I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because we neither know each other nor have ever met, but please accept it with an open and positive mind. Details of the investment and funding will be furnished to you when I receive your response, which will also facilitate a face-to-face meeting with investors.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Will it? And it says waiting for a quick response, and it gives us. me another email, a different email from the original email sent to me from Ramsey Taylor. Yours sincerely, Ramsey Taylor. So I've got an opportunity. This one doesn't even tell me how much. Just as it's going to be, you know, it's a lot of money. It makes you think it's a lot of money, right? It's a profitable business. I'll email that right back. I'll tell you that. Yeah, Ramsey, you can count on me. And then I got an email from Paul who said,
Starting point is 00:36:46 So anyway, there I was rolling eastbound on I-24 in Kentucky at 1024 a.m. On Friday the 27th, playing catch-up on the best podcast ever. Thank you, Paul. And at exactly 1024, you started to dialogue, The Big Ass Rock coming near Earth, and you finished up at 1030. Coincidence? There are no coincidence. this fat man, just like there are no big as asteroids coming near Earth.
Starting point is 00:37:12 It was right there. You're talking about, Paul? I'm just telling you what NASA is saying. But wait, there's more. The fake alien invasion is next. But wait, there's even more. There's this billboard on 995 in Florida advertising divorce men only. So if I was married, I would talk my wifey into trying to employ these bottom feeders.
Starting point is 00:37:34 And then when they refused, I would then go in and talk to them about. about a divorce. Then, of course, we would file a civil liberty case on discrimination. What's you think of that plan? I think that's a great idea, and I probably shouldn't have shared it on the show, because now everybody's going to do that. And you wouldn't be able to sue them if your wife went in there and they went, well, we know we say we're for men only, but today we're going to help you out. And then you've lost the whole lawsuit right there, and then your wife's going to divorce you and the whole thing's over. Just saying. And of course, he ends it with enjoyed your programs, keep it up.
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