Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 884 | They’re Not Frisbees…

Episode Date: June 1, 2022

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And now, Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Today is June 1st. The recording date of this show, June 1st, 2021. Hurricane season is upon us. And according to the professionals, we're going to have 14 to 21 namestorms. 6 to 10 could become hurricanes.

three to six major hurricanes. Now I, going out on the chewing the fat prediction limb, and I'm saying we're going to have 12 to 18 name storms. Five to nine hurricanes, two to four majors, and just like the professionals over at the climate prediction center, I'll go ahead and revise my predictions midway through the season. Yeah, I'll see how everything's going. We'll be fine.

So just be prepared. It's hurricane season. We've got Agatha coming across the Gulf now. Is Agatha a hurricane yet? Well, I mean, it was a hurricane, but not really a hurricane because it was on the other side of the Yucatan Peninsula. It was over there, you know, over there on the Pacific. Those are not, well, you know, if you look at the United States, all right, we'll just say this is the Gulf of Mexico. I'm holding out circling right.

This is the Gulf of Mexico. And then you have Mexico and Central America and the Yucatan Peninsula. That's what that's called. Now, on the other side over here, that's the Pacific Ocean. So that was Agatha, all right? And Agatha stormed and hit the coast and went across the Yucatan Peninsula and did some damage, actually. And now it's out into the Gulf of Mexico. It's kind of, you know, it's broken up, it's weakening.

And it could reform in the Gulf of Mexico or the Caribbean, depending on which direction. the wind is blowing there at the time. When you have the high pressure coming in, coming down, I'll bring up this, let me bring us another map up for you. And so if it reforms in the Gulf, it becomes Alex. They rename it.

Kind of dumb. You kind of think, you know, hey, look, I'm a storm, and I've already wiped out a few people and a few houses, and I'm coming across, I'm going to do it again. How about you let me have my same name? But anyway, you know that if you live along the hurricane,

World Coasts, be prepared. That's all I'm saying. Just be prepared, okay? It's also the start of Pride Month. Yay! Because we don't have enough pride. With the old LGBTQ plus IA2 progressive pride people. We don't have enough pride.

So we need more of it. We need to be reminded of it every day of this month. That's why it's Pride Month. And of course it's being June 1st. It's my daughter's birthday. So just let me say happy birthday to my, I do remember when she was born. Amazingly.

I know, I know. She was the first child that I had that I actually didn't work that day. My wife forced me not to work. Okay, like the first kid was born. Okay, you're fine. All right, I'm going to work. Second kid was born. All right, you're fine.

I'm going to work. So my wife is like, you've got to be there. It's a baby boy. You got to be there. All right, fine. So I can't, I can't not work on June 1st. It's the first day of hurricane season. We live in Florida.

We're the Hurricane Watch Station. I mean, we cover it. And so while I didn't work that day, I did sneak down and call in a report that she was more. And we also did a report from the bunker in case there was a hurricane. That was where we were broadcasting from our bunker to prove that we were, you know, we were going to be there 24-7 if there was a storm. And we're here for you at our hurricane bunker.

So I called in and so I actually worked. So you're not taking that away from me. Okay? You're not doing it. Not doing it. I don't know that my wife actually knows that. Probably shouldn't have said anything. Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome to Tooting the Fat. You don't really just realized there is not enough miniature golf parks, stadiums, courses around where I live. I know.

I'm just saying there isn't. I love Put Putt, putt. For those of you people that like miniature golf, don't you dare call it putt putt. I know I got. it okay but there's just not enough of them and they're used at least what I

lived in Florida there was a bunch of them or put put put I'm sorry miniature golf everywhere and Corby's little piss he doesn't want me to call it put-put and but we just realized that really around where we live here I was just thinking the other day man you know what we don't have what I haven't done a long time is well personally I was thinking I haven't put but golfed in a while but today I'm telling you you know what I haven't done in a while I haven't played miniature golf in a while. And I have my putter here, my special putter here in the Mercury Studios, at the Mercury studios. Yeah, do not mess with me. All right, I am a putt putt putt miniature golf king. All right.

I have my ballpark Frank putter. It's a, it comes down as a fork into half a hot dog. That's a ballpark Frank. It's my, it's a putter. It's a master putter. That my dad won, at a golfing tournament when I was a little kid and I refused to get rid of that putter right now. Well, there's not enough miniature golf. So if I won the lottery, I'd open up a... And by the way, thank you to everyone

who keeps sending me the story of the lottery guy that got convicted of murder. I got it! I mean, I appreciate everybody sending me stories. I do. means a lot to me, and I know that you're watching out for me, you're thinking of me. And I do.

I really do appreciate it. But there are times when one story seems to grab everyone's attention and they think of me. And so everyone sends me the same story that really, I mean, honestly, think to yourself. There's a man who won a $10 million lottery prize sentenced to life in prison for killing his girlfriend. after he left his wife, he's got the young girlfriend in the hotel, and he kills her, and I wouldn't know about it?

Please. That's a chewing-the-fat Jeff Fisher's story. Okay, it just is. But he's going to prison. Convicted of first-degree murder, life in prison. Sad, his girlfriend. I guess it could be who died today, really, with a girlfriend. But I do know the story,

but thank you for everyone who sent it to me. I got it, but if I won the $10 million plus $10 million, I mean, if you're going to win the lottery, you want to have a little bit more than $10 million, I mean, I'm going to take the $10 million, but $10 million, you're going to get a new girlfriend, and then you're going to get rid of the old wife. Right, and then you're going to do that to the new girlfriend?

Holy cow. What are you, Alec Baldwin, all of a sudden? That was an ax. A accident, Jeff, okay? That was an accident. You see where he got his other show canceled, too. This is just, I'm just a stream of consciousness today. I've got a whole show laid out.

And I'm talking about miniature golf and the lottery winning murderer and Alec Baldwin. I see where he had his other show, the match game show, was supposed to continue. The game show that he had going. That was supposed to continue. Oh, yeah, Alex, we're going to go ahead and cancel that now. I mean, I said his first name. Are you even listening to the program? Hello?

Anyway, I see where, apparently, you know, life is getting a little shaky now. Things are starting to get a little shaky for the old A-B. And I just think, you know, maybe we need to rethink a few things because, you know, they live a pretty good lifestyle. He's got like a thousand kids now. He's got the young wife. He's paying other women. women to have babies for them. They've got babies coming in, left and right.

Every time you turn around, they're dropping a new kid in the Baldwin household. And so, I mean, he needs to work. He needs a job. And, you know, Rust is gone. That movie's never seen the light of day, ever. And now any of the game show. Oh, yeah, Alex, we're going to have to, we're just going to go ahead and not do that right now. You're a little bit toxic, okay?

and so, you know, he still thinks he's Alec Baldwin posting his videos about the fight at the airport he posted about the worker and the workers' rights and getting harmed at work. Not really that smart of a move. There, A, B.

Ah, yeah, take that. I thought I was going to say, Alec Baldwin. As long as we're just You know, I was just throwing stories up against the wall. I see where Nancy Pelosi, and I know I try to steer away from politics as much as possible on this show just because I know you get enough of it and plenty of other shows that you listen to. But Nancy Pelosi's husband, Paul, was arrested for DUI. And now we're getting, I mean, what happened? What happened is we're getting conflicting stories.

And you know this is not, I'm sorry. The man is 82 years old. Nancy's off doing some speed, so he's relieved. She's not in town. And he's out drunk, driving home. And this is not the first time. I'm sorry, I don't believe this is the first time. I think we're going to, this is going to be,

now maybe they don't have a record of it. Maybe the cops are like, all right, this is the last time, Paul. We're going to let you go home. No. And then we had conflicting stories, right? The original report was that his Porsche turned in front of a Jeep and got hit. But we learned now, according to the attorney, you know, who wanted to remain an unnamed attorney for Paul Pelosi. Oh, okay. I don't want people to know I'm working for Paul. Oh, okay. Why? Why is that? Why? Why? is that. Anyway, he claims that the information about the car crash and the arrest were incorrect information. Oh, okay, well, then what happened? Well, Paul was driving his 2021 Porsche, was struck by a Jeep. Now, according to this, the Jeep ran into Paul. All right. Um, the prior driving offense that was

attributed to Mr. Pelosi untrue and likely refers to another person by the same name. Right. Okay. You got me. No problem. No problem.

He was attending a dinner party at the home of friends. And it's a community in Napa Valley. Left about 10.15. Driving home. It's a short distance away. The incident happened a few minutes later. The timing of the events were misreported.

He stopped at the intersection on Highway 29. Paul's car was hit on the back fender by a Jeep. Oh, okay. Paul was booked at 4.13 a.m. It was reported released three hours later on $5,000 bail. Oh, it's not clear if police determined Paul was responsible for the crash. The Jeep hit him. Oh, you just stop it in the middle of the road.

If you hit someone, isn't that your fault? I was always taught, and again, I'm living in a world that doesn't exist anymore, I know. I think that's true. If you make a left and you get an accident, it's your fault. Someone hits you. If you hit someone, it's your fault. You're making a left to get an accident, it's your fault. I don't make the rules.

Those are just the rules I was told to live by. So anyway, I'd like to know, I'd like to know if Paul, I hope he's okay. And, no, not really. I don't care. I don't care. But 82 and he's driving. Come on now. Nancy's gone.

I think he was, this friend he was coming home from was the girlfriend. Oh, yeah. Got a little tipsy. had a little bit of medication in him, you know, the medication that helps the 82-year-old man Take care of a little business that he doesn't normally want to take care of with Nancy anymore And she's out of town, so Paul is like, hey, I'll drive the Porsche over Let me take a look at Napa Valley, huh? Oh, yeah

So, I mean, that definitely could be. I don't know that. Just guessing. Can't wait to hear the rest of the story on that, which we probably never will. They've been married a long time now. I mean, they've been married for a long time. So Nancy, you know, that couple, I mean, they are living different lives anyway and have been living different lives for a lot of years, a lot of years.

I mean, she's gallivanting back and forth to D.C. and around the world, and he's busy doing insider business deals so they can get richer. I mean, it's a good life if you can get it. I might have thought about marrying Nancy, too, if I was in. Oh, stop talking like that. Let's go to the break room. Holy God, what am I thinking about? She wasn't bad, though, early on in her life.

Let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. So good. So apparently Taco Bell, they're running out of Mexican pizza? What is happening? Less than two weeks after its return? They're running out of Mexican pizza. Now, thank you.

The chain owned by Yum Brands said in a statement that it's working with restaurants and suppliers to get Mexican pizza back on its menu. permanently by the fall. Apparently demand for Mexican pizza was seven times higher than it was the last time it was on the menu. Look, we're working. We're trying to get it for you. We're trying to restock it. We're going to need the ingredients.

I have a feeling that we're going to be out of a lot more than just Mexican pizza Taco Bell in the coming months. But, you know, that's just me. Now, speaking of Taco Bell, though, and I don't know if you know this, but they have this huge Taco Bell drag brunch tour going on. Now how much do you want Mexican pizza?

Huh? That's what I thought. Now, we already missed the Las Vegas Cantina drag brunch tour, and we already missed the Chicago Wrigleyville Cantina drag brunch. drag brunch tour but we still oh darn it we missed the nashville cantona drag brunch tour too gosh darn it so june 12th 2022 we get the times square in new york canteena drag brunch tour

and the 26th of june 22 we get the fort lauderdale canteena drag brunch tour uh wow so you got that to look forward to. If you haven't seen any of the videos posted from the Taco Bell Drag Brunch Tour, it is impressive. The Live Moss Pride Employee Resource Group

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Moss Pride's mission Amorpha Fallis Beautiful mission that it is The Taco Bell Drag Brunch kicked off the first of May But we're finishing it With we had three in May

And we're finishing the last two In Pride Month You'd think that they'd want to do that Throughout the entire month of June But What do I know? I'm not a member of Amorpha Fallis

Pride's mission So you know whatever but be on the lookout for the Taco Bell drag brunch tour I don't know if I go to Taco Bell and I'm there and I just want to

well I'll probably go through the drive-thru so I'm missing the drag brunch tour but if you go in I'd say you don't want to go through the drive-thru and just want to go in and get your 50 regular tacos you know for lunch and dinner and snack

and you get tired they having a drag show going on in line you know it might be worth it you know what I'll take a burrito for here put the 15 tacos in a bag to go I need to thank Target and I want to thank them for you know being there for the community I don't normally go to Target my wife my daughter I'd go to Target and let's go and on the front door is a sign

temporary reduced lighting and air conditioning levels energy consumption in our community is expected to reach peak levels today in response to this target is reducing energy levels to help keep power flowing

in our community thank you for your patience during this event No, no, no, Target. Thank you for thinking of the community. Now, I went inside. Target's usually a little, one of those stores that's a little warmer than most stores. Not that I'm genuinely aware of what stores keep it warm and cold.

There's some stores, man. That one store, there's one store over there in Alliance that my wife likes to go to, man. Eight billion degrees at that store. I do not go in that store. No, no, no. But the lights were on, unless they have the lights off in the back as possible.

They have a lot less cashiers than they used to have. So maybe they're saving energy that way. It seemed like they were normal temperature like usual, but you know, I guess they were cooler.

Thank you. Target, thank you. It means a lot to me that you're thinking about the community. Now, it'd be important if you were to say, hey, why don't we invest in, I don't know, some coal-fired fuel plants. Here, right here in Texas, how about we fire up a couple new nuke plants right here in Texas and get some freaking power in this state?

But no, no, we'll suffer. And turn the AC down and lights off. But thank you, Target. I appreciate it very much for thinking of our community and you being a part of it. Plus, not only are we having shortages of food and Mexican pizza at Taco Bell and air conditioning and lighting at Target, we also now are having a shortage of lifeguards at pools. due to an extreme lifeguard shortage. Many public swimming pools

were not opening up. And there's a lack of lifeguards one-third of the 300,000... Wait, there's 300,000 plus public pools in the U.S. So over 100,000 pools aren't going to open this summer. This according to the American Lifeguard Association. Why am I not a member of the American Lifeguard Association, the ALA?

That's a good gig right there with you're part of the ALA, man. In Phoenix, less than half are opening. I mean, they're dangling $2,500 buck incentives signing. bonus to become a lifeguard. I'm in. Can you swim? Yeah, I can swim. Can you swim good enough to save people?

I mean, I'll tell them to get out of the water. I ain't quit doing that. Give me a whistle. I'll sit up there and blow the whistle. I wish I had my whistle with me. I've got a couple whistles at the house. And I never could whistle good. I need the actual whistles.

And my uncle could put two fingers. In the sides of his mouth, whistles so loud. I can't never, never do that. Well, we can't be perfected at everything. Anyway, okay, so I had someone asked me a question yesterday, and this story actually ties into what he asked me. All right, so they can't find lifeguards. So many job openings around the country.

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passed away. And so I opened up the story and he was in like two episodes of criminal minds. So, I mean, I'm sorry that this guy died. And he was character actor on a number of other shows, not just criminal minds. So I'm not sure why criminal minds was the highlight, but he was in two episodes of criminal minds. And he was in the mentalist.

And he was only 60, so, you know, it's sad to see him go. But, I mean, it's tying into criminal minds got me to open the story for John Zederkow. So rest in peace, John. I kind of feel like he's the, he's the, remember the, uh, Coming to America. You know him as Joe the Policeman from the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama. Give it up for Jackson Heights own.

Mr. Reddy Watson. I think I love that scene so much. But that's it. That's what it is. You know him as Joe, the policeman, from the What's Going Down episode of That's My Mama. That's awesome. So anyway, rest and peace.

John, no, making fun of you dying, sorry. Just kind of making a fun of the way there. Well, rest in peace, John. Then, you got a Florida guy who, Largo, Florida, and if you know Florida, I mean, this is Florida. If I got an old mind like, this is Florida. Largo's right there in the Tampa. Well, it's Greater Tampa Bay.

It's Tampa Bay. I lived, I don't know that I technically ever lived. Well, yeah, I did. I lived in Seminole. And that's kind of like that is Largo, but Seminole is its own little entity inside of Largo. It's weird. It's kind of like here in DFW, like this building is in Irving, Texas, but it's also in Los Kalinas. Same kind of thing.

Anyway, the guy in Largo, Florida, they believe possibly could have been eaten by a gator. And it happens in Florida. Yeah. And so apparently he's at the Taylor Lake Park, the John S. Taylor Lake Park, which if you know Largo. Like if this is Largo and Taylor Lake Park is right here. And apparently he was out there. They have the, they have the Frisbee Park. I'm sorry, the disc golf park.

Which they didn't have when I used to frequent John S. Taylor Park. but I'm a I'm a I'm a I'm a frisbee golf kind of guy I first of all anything I attempt good and maybe next maybe next to the to the miniature golf course not the put putt putt golf course I put up the frisbee golf I mean the disc

throw it in a bucket course silly but apparently and I know this to be true they have their own special little disc. They're not just frisbees. Okay, it's got their special discs. Yeah, okay, thank you.

I got it. But apparently he was in the water looking for discs. So I don't know if he was out there, you know, trying to make his money back, you know, or if that's the way he made his money. Out there, you know, like the kids getting golf balls, the golf courses, he's out there getting discs in the water from people who believe that it's still frisbee golf.

The story says that he was looking for frisbys. It doesn't say he was looking for discs. So he was looking for frisbys. And he got attacked by a gator. Now they've closed the park. Now he's ruined it for everybody. And they're on the lookout for the gator. Now, it's mating season for gators, April through June.

So maybe you'd not go in the water during mating season, most importantly, especially getting to the end of mating season. This one probably is a little pissed. Like he's looking for serious business that the end time is running out. And so, all right, I can't get her. You know what?

I'm going to eat that guy. And that's what happened. And there's signs everywhere in the park. Gators, don't go in the water. So the guy's taking his own life in his own hands. And they don't release his name, but rest in peace to a Florida man eaten by a gator.

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On link on cifora.ca or in magazine. A couple of emails sent to chewing the fat at the blaze.com. This one from Todd letting me know that, for the first part of the email is letting me know he listens on Spotify and there was a commercial on for a political opponent that, you know, he wants to know

why am I listening to this commercial of this political opponent and then he says figure you don't control the ads on Spotify just letting you know thank you you're right I don't I've asked Spotify to call me

at all times for ads and they refuse to return my calls so what are you going to do but later on in the email Todd says so I was transporting some mice to the Vavarium at work the other day

and someone don't look at me, that's what you do. You have mice, you transport them to the Vavarium. And someone said, I feel bad for those poor guys. That's where the chewing the fat listener came in. He said, that's when I remembered a chewing the fat rule, hashtag whatever, and said, hey, we are the humans, they are not. So tough.

Amen. Ben and one of the scientists laughed and agreed and is now a new listener to the show. So welcome, welcome to chewing the fat. That's not the open. Don't play the open music there. And I mean, thank you. I mean, I'm sorry to see the mice go to the vivarium. Seriously, what's a vivarium?

Viverium. I know how to pronounce it. an enclosure container or structure adapted or prepared for keeping animals under semi-natural conditions for observation or study or as pets so a killing room we're just taking them that's what it is it's a killing room all right so they're taking them to get cut up that's right maybe i just want to thank you very much todd i appreciate it thank you to the scientist for hopping on board chewing the fat then i get an email from mark in missouri oh mark how you doing miz baby uh uh Listening now and Glenn Beck is doing a B or not B segment.

Obviously a rip-off of what's the lie. Has he no shame? Keep up the good original ideas. Thank you, Mark. Thank you. Is that true? Did he actually, he didn't do that as a game show, did he? Now, I'm going to apologize.

I know this is going to come as a surprise. I don't listen to every minute of the Glenn Beck program. I know. I know. It's wrong on me. I apologize. But did he do... Seriously, Corby, do you know?

He did not do a game show. I produced this show. I don't produce that show. Good answer. He did not do a game show, did he? Seriously. Get Glenn Beck on the phone. right now. I want him on the phone. I want to talk to him immediately.

I think he's busy right now with his show. Oh, we can call in. We're recording now. I can call in. Oh, yeah, we're calling in. They better take my call to. They've got enough time. Please press any key to receive your text message and continue to our live operators. Message and data rates may apply. Oh, no, hang up. Hang up. Hang Hang up. Hang up. I don't want to hear her or whatever she's going to say to me. Holy cow, I've called those lines before. Did you call the right number? What is it? 888-727 B-E-C-K? Okay. Connection issues with the Glenn Beck program. Calling from inside the house. There's still time in this radio broadcast that he's doing down the hall. They freaking better answer the phone. They don't shut this thing down, do they? I am so ticked right now. Holy cow. Hello, Glenn Beck program. Somebody better pick up. I'm telling you that right now.

Oh, my gosh. So we still got the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial. The jury's still out of that. They could come back. They came back and asked about a couple of things before the court. And then I know Depp's attorneys asked the judge to disregard some stuff that Amber's attorney said at the end. So we'll see. They're still debating.

There's a lot that they have to debate on, which is kind of agonizing. Really weird. Some of the things that they have. It's real specific what the jury is supposed to deliberate on. I am so ticked right now. I was looking for... Oh, my gosh.

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