Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 886 | Once Urine It…You’re In It!

Episode Date: June 3, 2022

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Turkey isn't Turkey anymore. Bees are fish, and Winnie the Pooh is a killer. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. That's correct. The UN has agreed to change Turkey's official name. It's not Turkey anymore. It's... Amorphapalus.

amazingly, that's not it. Turkey. Turkey. So it's not Turkey anymore. Just saying. I mean, I guess they're trying to change their perspective on who they are. So congratulations. It's not T-U-R-K-E.

It's T-U with the two eyes up above the U. I don't know what they call them. What do they call them? Do you know what they call those? An oomlaut? R K-I-E. What are they called? Umlaut.

Um-lut. Those are the two dots up above the letter. At least in German it is. I don't know what it is in whatever language that is. Well, it's in Turkey. Turkey A. But it's not Turkey anymore. It's not Turkey anymore, okay?

And bees are considered fish in California. environmentalists petitioned the California Fish and Game Commission to add four bumblebee species to the list of at-risk plants and animals governed by the California Endangered Species Act. So they now are going to be considered fish. That's wonderful. That's great. And we have Winnie the Pooh.

You know, my son talked to me about this a week or so ago, and now I certainly see it everywhere. So it's actually, I watched the trailer for the film. Apparently, Winnie the Pooh is now open season. Anybody, you can do anything you want with Winnie the Pooh. It's not under lock and key. So we're going to have Winnie the Pooh, the horror movie. All right.

The film was shot in 10 days in England, not far from the forest that was the imaginary 100-acre wood. in the They declined to reveal what the budget was I saw the trailer It was low It was low Jagged Edge Productions

Which did the film It's called Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey Pretty good I like it I like it a lot I mean if Winnie is going to go on a rampage and start killing Eeyore

and Christopher Rock kills everybody that just wipes them all out Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey I like it I know I know so something to look forward to

Anyway there's no release date The release date TBD So I don't know if poo And piglet are going to go On a rampage together

But it could be fun to watch Oh Oh man Come on now. Winnie the Pooh. Blood and honey. You know you want to watch it. You know you do.

Congratulations, by the way. To a Southern California woman, Vicky Yumodoo, who found $36,000 in a couch that she purchased on Craigslist. She bought the sofas. It was a set of sofas.

that she found on Craig the list, brought it home, started, you know, obviously you got to hose that stuff down. And as she was hosing it down, she found $36,000 stuffed in one of the sofas. How do we know that? Because she gave it back.

That's how we know that. I can honestly say, you would not know this story if these were the sofas I purchased. I wouldn't tell I'd be hard-pressed to tell my wife, let alone anyone else. I mean, obviously, my wife would know because she would be the one cleaning the sofas, duh.

But I would tell anyone else. There's no way. Yes, she would. Don't look at me like, would she? Yeah, she would. She knows her place. Please. All right, so I would be cleaning the sofas.

You know that. Don't be silly. There's not a chance. I'm sorry. No. Oh, she said, I thought it was a heat pad. And then, nope, it didn't have an electric cord or anything. And I didn't even think twice about it.

I was never tempted to keep it. Do we live in America? The answer, of course, is, well, yes. I mean, I do live in America. It's just a different America than what I thought it was at one time in my life. But we did have, and I know you may have been busy listening and paying attention to our president, Joseph Robinette Biden, speaking last night on

what kind of rights he wants to take away from us. But the 2022 Scripps National Spelling Bee happened as well. So, exciting times. I know. Okay. So congratulations

to Horini Logan. Horini Logan. One, in the first ever spell off at the Scripps Spelling Bee competition. So her and Vikram Raju battled it out. They were battling back and forth. Somebody said, put them in the octagon.

And they were like, no, no, don't put them in the octagon. Let them have a spell off. Okay. So Logan, an eighth grader from Texas, this story says spelled 22 words. correctly in the 90 seconds. It was only 21. The story is incorrect. But they gave them each 90 seconds to spell as many words as they could in this 90 second

time frame. Now, it looked like she has 26 words that they gave her and 21 or 22 were correct. The first time I listened, I wasn't sure which one she got wrong. It was just me. I thought, oh, that's wrong. You know, and that was just me. But I wanted you to hear her spell off. It's pretty awesome, actually.

She's 14. Amazing. And they ended up, they were spelling words wrong, like they were going back and forth. Raju and Harini were, you know, nope, wrong. Nope, wrong. You're still tied. They're still tied. And they thought at the end, they didn't know what they were going to do.

First ever spell off. Nice. so uh vik rom spelled his words what an idiot only got 15 right I mean I don't even know how many words they gave him all I know is he got 20 or 15 right nothing he knew it too

I mean you watch the video he knew he was he was like oh no I got my butt kicked and he did and so they kept him in soundproof booths while each one was doing their spell off. And so let's hear my girl Harini Logan, the winning Spelling Bee Champion

of 2022 in her winning spelloff. Your first word is Spielbone. S-P-E-A-L-B-O-N-E. Priatophyte. Ph-R-E-A-T-O-H-Y-T-E. Guy D-Y-D-I-N-G. Parison. P-A-R-I-S-E-E-M-E-E-R.

Everybody knows that. Tokia, Tokiyya, T-O-Q-U-Y-L-L-A-L-A-L-E-H-I-L-A. Glocus. G-L-O-C-H-I-H-I-E-N-T. A-O-O-M-T-E-E-N-T-E. D-H-A-R-A. C-H-A-R-O-E-H-A-R-E. Oh, I-E-E-E-O-T-E-E-E-E-E-E.

Calico Thier C-H-A-L-I-C-O-T-H-E The Cat Teacin-T-E T-E-E-O-S-I-N-T-E C-A-R-A-R-E C-A-R-E C-A-R-E

O-C-E O-C-E A-K-O-R-E B-O-U-C-H-H-L SAC-C-C-R-E T-E-C-E-E. T-A-L-I-S-A-Y Ves-A-E-E-E-E-D

WESA-E-T CET-E-M-E-T C-M-E-M-E-T Cor Episcopus C-H-O-R-E-E-O-E-E-O-E-C-O-E-O-H Nipofofea. K-N-I-P-H-O-F-I-A. H-O-T-I-S-H.

H-O-T-I-S-H. Mal-R-E-O-R-E-E-C-E-K. Mal-R-E-E-C-E-N-O-R-E-E-N. O-N-A-R-N-E-E-N-E-E-N. O-N-E-E-N-E-E-N. N-A-N-E-N-E-N. Mo-H-E-N. M-O-O-R-A-N.

Okay, so I counted 27 there. The first time around I counted 26. So she got 21 of those right. Do you know which ones were right? Obviously, I do. I'm just not going to tell you. I mean, when you're spelling. They didn't give her one word I missed in the recording,

the 28th word that she didn't get correct. Amorphophalus. Yeah, she didn't know it. Figures. But when they brought him out at the end, they told them, you know, what they did it. You can tell, man, my man, Raj, he knew. I was clapping. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guys standing there with the trophy. Spell-off results are in. Okay. Vikram, during the spell-off, you correctly spelled a total of 15 confirmed correct words. Oh, yeah, he knows, too. He knows, ooh, that's up. That was not good. He knows that.

Harini, you correctly spelled a total of 21 confirmed. That's right, thank you. You're a champion. Yeah, that's right. Horanee. Put your cigarette out. Yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. Congratulations. Congratulations. So, all right, all right, all right. All right, right. So how come I'm not announcing the script spelling B championship? I need to look for that gig. She took home $50,000 in cash.

And got the cup trophy, of course. You can't go home without the Scripps Cup trophy. Hello. And she gets, I think she gets an entire set of Miriam Webster Encyclopedia Britannica's. I don't know if she gets all the books or if they just give it to her on a thumb drive and say, here's your encyclopedia. Every so often, log in, we'll update it. We'll move on with their life.

That's your encyclopedias. Remember the whole sets? You don't, of course. No one remembers those anymore. But the Encyclopedia salesmen You go into houses and they'd have the entire set To the Britannica's up Oh, my grandma got that 30 years ago.

There's new copies. We just haven't got those. It's worth a lot of money now, man. They don't have any good information in them All the good information is on the Thub Drive. But it's cool to have the books. Just say, congratulations. Anyway, too.

Is your name again? Amorpha Phallis. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. desperately. So good. You know, I mean that. Congratulations.

Again, by the way. Congratulations. Another Friday congratulations day. The Braille James, now a billionaire. Congratulations, LeBron. I'm so happy for you. Right. Let's go ahead.

party. He netted $121.2 million total earnings last year, which puts his official net worth to $1 billion. Now, he's the first active NBA player to hit a billion

because Michael and Kobe both are billionaires, or, I mean, Kobe was, the family, now. Anyway, but LeBron, is the first active NBA player to hit a billion.

So congratulations. And, you know, his quote with obviously, I want to maximize my business. Do you? Do you, LeBron? He is a nightmare. But it's a shame that he's not in the finals, the NBA finals.

Oh, the Lakers didn't even make it to really the playoffs, did they? I don't try to remember. I don't follow the NBA. I just try to remember. And oh, by the way, congratulations to the Boston Celtics. They're winning the first game of the NBA finals

against those god-awful. I want to care to lose so bad. And, you know, his team is so good. It's just going to be tough for the Celtics to win. But they could do it. Just don't let their head coach Steve Care win.

It's all I care about. It's all I care about. I see where Amber Heard has, you know, I don't know when the second season of the Debra Heard trial is going to air, but a good air very soon. I thought there was going to be a little bit more filming. I thought maybe we had some, you know, some set decoration issues, but, you know, she's saying, hey, I can't pay. I can't pay. There's no way I can pay the 10 million. And we're going to appeal it anyway.

So what do you got for? me. What do you got for me? And she, you know, she has a disappointment. And it's, it's, it's, it's just a horrible thing. Um, is it, is it, Amber? It's a horrible thing. It's a statement against all women. And her attorney was also blaming social media for all the bad, you know, the bad stuff said about Amber heard online. Uh, the jury, if you believe in our justice system. you believe that they were told not to look at the news not to look at social media

and they agreed to the terms to become a jurist in this case now I know that the what? What did you look at me like that for? Are they jurists or just jurors? That's all. You know something.

Don't talk. So the I wasn't going to You asked I did I got it Don't answer Just pretend like you just look at me Hold up a sign says my mic doesn't work

Somebody will see it We'll be fine The You know the judge took a week off To go on some beach vacation So I realize it would probably It would be tough To be on the jury

And not look at social media, not look at the news. But you have to believe them. You have to. I mean, we believe everything else. If it goes against us, we're supposed to believe, yeah, that's true. Even when it's very difficult to believe. So anyway, season two could be happening very, very soon.

And it may, you know, I was reading a story about this guy that got trapped in a portable toilet. And he was covered in, uh, oh. It was due to a feces thrown all over the walls. the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. Yes. That's a quote from this guy, man. I mean, I'm sure that Amber Hurd feels this way.

Positive of it. So a South Carolina man filed a lawsuit against the portable toilet rental company and a national campgrounds company. Man, do I hate those campgrounds people? No, I don't. I'm just joking. Okay, I know of one particular campground person. and his wife that had listened to this show,

chewing the fat, that's the only reason I said anything bad about campground people, because I can feel, I can feel them hearing this going. You, son. So, it's just a joke. Okay, it's just a joke.

But that's a good gig to have, right? I mean, set up campgrounds, you back it in. Yep, you can have the lot number four. 50 bucks cash, please. So this guy was in the, he suffered 50, physical and emotional injury. He was stuck inside the unit for more than an hour.

All right. So he goes into the toilet at the Charleston Campgrounds of America site. All right. And then, boop, boop, boop, boop. The nature's calling truck backs up and loads it up, puts the arms on it, picks it up, throws it on the back of the truck.

and he's in there it's not funny at all not funny at all it's a little funny so the employee at the nature's calling said yeah you know I forgot to look

I'm supposed to get out and look and see if anybody's in there you know I'm just busy I got what are you going to do I'm going to do it most of the time nobody's in there

I mean, all they had to do is holler, which he was doing. He's tossed around inside that toilet stall as the trailer is moving along the row. He's got, he's got... There was due to a feces thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, and it stunk so bad. For the duration of the trip. So he finally comes out. Covered. Oh, my gosh.

And apparently, according to him, he sustained physical injuries, which resulted in substantial medical bills, mental anguish, emotional distress, and humiliation. So it will be soon called the campgrounds and, more importantly, really not the campgrounds, not the campgrounds fault. It's more importantly the nature's calling people's fault. It's not the campgrounds fault. The campground had anything to do with it with it. I know. everybody wants a piece of the pie and you know let's just sue everybody we'll sue the campgrounds

we'll sue the couple we'll see the toilet company why isn't there alarm on these portable toilets so if you get caught in there you can light up and there can be a light put on and yeah i mean just let's sue them all sue them that's do everybody let's throw something up and see what sticks on the wall oh wait that's a bad analogy however uh for sure the nature's calling company that owns the the porta potties and picks them up and cleans them and stuff. For sure, that's 100% their fault. I mean, the guy even admitted yeah, I forgot to look.

I backed it up, I haven't loaded it up. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? The guy's fine. Yeah, that guy's fine. He got banged around a little bit on the back of the truck. Got a little bit of poop and pee all over him. Who amazas?

Just so we know. I mean, I'm with the guy. suing and making as much as he can for this. Do you know how much I would be heaving and hoeing? I mean, at that point, you might as well just go yourself. I mean, once you're in it, you're in it. Yeah, yeah, that's right. I mean, I hope if we're, if the lawsuit, I hope we're checked DNA,

testing for DNA to see if it actually was yours. Because if it was your, you know, feces and urine, then, you know, you weren't really humiliated by it, wasn't it was your own stuff. Ooh, just gave the company a little fighting. Nature's calling gave him a little fight there. They'll make a deal. I mean, wasn't humiliated, really? I mean, I mean.

Okay, so he gets off, he steps out once they get to the Nature's Calling place, and he's covered in feces and urine. pukin, sick, heatover, I mean, nastiness. And, you know, you just, I mean, you really, I'm more sick and pissed than anything. I mean, I'm not, I don't know about humiliated.

But for the lawsuit, you know what? Yep, I was humiliated. I mean, 45 minutes he was in that thing. Ooh, ooh. You know, after the first 10 or 15, though. on behalf of nature's calling after the first you can't blame us for the entire 45 after the first 10 or 20

yes you've been good you're all right this show will be quoted in court from nature's calling quoting chewing the fat once you're in it you're in it isn't that right your honor case closed

it doesn't say if they called an am to take the band if they hosed him down there. I mean, you'd want to get hosed down as soon as possible, right? I mean, I remember as a little kid having cow paddy fights and coming back through the fields and coming up into the yard and my mom coming out of the house. I could still see my mom today coming out of the side door of that house that we lived in out there on the farm and saying,

that's far enough, young man. You get those clothes off. And, I mean, she grabbed the, hose from the other side of the house and brought it over. I mean, she's hosing me down right there. Covered in cup. We were just having fun. There was due to a feces thrown all over the walls,

the floor, the ceiling in a stunk. So bad. We were in the field. There was no ceilings. What are you doing? That's wrong. That's a lie right there. That's a lie.

So, I mean, after, I mean, you have to be hosed down right then, right? And then, I mean, Do they call an ambulance? I hope. I would hope that they would call an ambulance. Oh, we can get you an Uber if you want. We'll hose you down. Get you an Uber.

You see the story where the girl videotaped the Uber driver, you know, taking care of personal business up front. Well, she was in the back. I mean, I'm sure that's not going to happen with him in the back because he's coming in and smelling like doo-doo and feces. But you never know. You never know.

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When you hear that noise, it's too late. You've already been sentenced, my friend. Okay. So we have a man in DFW who broke into the Dallas Museum of Art. he ruined over $5 million of art. That could have been one thing at the Dallas Museum of Art. I don't know what he ruined, but they say he destroyed over $5 million of art.

Okay. How many things is that? I don't know. And why did he do it, though? Is the most important thing. I just got mad at my girlfriend. I got mad of my girlfriend. Sure, the video shows me, you know,

smashing the windows. breaking a bunch of items. But what are you going to do with the metal chair at 9.40 p.m. at night. What are you going to do? You're going to smash things when you're mad at your girlfriend. Okay.

Sure. No problem. You got it. And my man. You know him. You love him. Harvey Weinstein. Loses his appeal to have his rape conviction overturned.

Call what? Right. Are you kidding me? Oh, I'm shocked. I know. The old 2020 conviction on rape and sexual assault charges in New York, a five-judge panel unanimously rejected Weinstein's claims that the trial was tainted by a biased judge and jury.

Now, we kind of know that's true, but you know, you're not going to have them tell you that. And it doesn't matter. It's Harvey Weinstein. You're going down, Harvey. Okay? You're the guy. You're the poster guy.

you're going down. If Amber Hurd could throw you in on her trial with Johnny Debs, she would. You can count on that, my friend. Sorry. Anyway, there's more trials going on with Harvey and L.A. We'll be covering that. That'll be happening soon enough. That will be fun. We have Michael Avanetti back

in the news. What a great guy he is. He always has been a great guy. He's sentenced for four more years. He's already in prison. He's already in prison for defrauding a Nike. now he gets another four years for defrauding stormy daniels i'm surprised there was a story early on

when the michael levinotti stuff was going on before he was crowned to be you know maybe running for president maybe running for office CNN had him on every two minutes on every show um there was a story about one client he had a disabled vet where he was taking his money and he would give the guy all his money he would just give him bits of pieces of it. The guy would call and say, hey, I need some money to pay my bills. I got to get it. And Michael would, you know, bring him some money, but he wouldn't bring it all. He kept changing it around and ding around.

That guy should, I hope that guy got some money from that. I'll have to be a little chewing the fat investigation. And the Michael Avanotti, because he defrauded that guy too. And I bet you what he was doing, I got to go back and read the stories. Because I bet you he was taking the money that he was defrauding from Nike and Stormy Daniels to pay that guy. That's called something What the heck is that called it?

See, it's called something a po. Amorph a phallus. Yes, it's a morphe, it's a scam. Yes, it's a scheme, a scheme. That's what it is. It's a morpho phallus. Scheme. That's what it is.

Huh, so silly, I couldn't remember that. So funny. And my man, or your man, actually. John Hinkley, Jr. You know, the man who tried to assassinate former president Ronald Reagan, although he was president of the United States at the time.

Ah, get out of here. We've had enough of you. You're fine. You've served you time. The court-ordered psychiatric supervision and all remaining restrictions. Get out. June 15th. We're done with you.

We just call us, put a stamp on it. Get him out of here. You're fine. And so he's exhibited good behavior, displayed no signs of mental illness, or no signs of extended mental illness. And so you're good. He's 67 now. He spent over 30 years in a mental hospital after a jury in 1982 found him not guilty of shooting Reagan by reason of insanity.

So, I mean, they sent him to, you know, the bin. And that's what they call it. I don't know if you know that. It's the whewoooo, bin. And that's where he was. I mean, he fired six shots. He hit Reagan. Reagan functioned a lung

Three others were also injured James Brady I mean Brady Suffered permanent brain damage After that it was bad I don't I want to do a Donald Trump joke so bad here Do you remember when Donald Trump was talking about the Reporter

From I can't remember Was it the New York Times Or the New York was a some reporter That was in front of him They thought he was making fun of him because he was called him a... What did he call him? Did he call him a retard?

Or did he... Did he... Did he... Throw his hand. He comes in. He's all... He... I don't know what made me think of that.

Thinking about James Brady. Weird. I guess it was just me. And Hunter Biden, back in the news. As long as we're talking about crime. And I don't know that Hunter will ever hear the sound... But it's possible.

I know that he's got the ex-wife's book coming out. We're getting excerpts from that. The laptop keeps giving and giving and giving. I mean, it reveals his obsession with porn. Yeah, we do that. And his pension for filming himself having sex with prostitutes. Yeah, we knew that. You know, they keep going down the son who dated his late brother's wife.

You know, they were both in a sad mood. What are you going to do? You know, he lost his brother, she lost her husband. Who am I? What are you going to do? And it shows his searching on Pornhub. You know, the thing is with that Pornhub thing, I was looking at the search history where it said he had 281 websites found in the search history over six days that they could find in this part of the laptop.

98 of them were pornographic. First of all, that's not all of them. And the second, when you log on to a site, I've told from people that I know. Let's say I log on to Pornhub. And you still click. And I'm thinking, oh, man, I wish I was Hunter Biden right now.

There would be more than me here. instead it's just me in the hub anyway so uh you know you click on a link and the next thing you know two or three links are open so i mean it happens so it seems like more than it actually is i know it's just i'm not defending hunter i'm just saying it's you know it seems like more than it actually is nah we just leave it there hit pause on whatever you're listening to and Hit play on your next adventure. This fall get double points on every qualified stay. Life's the trip.

Make the most of it at BestWestern. Visit bestwestern.com for complete terms and conditions. I thought we were over this whole Zoom problem in America and the world. COVID is done. People are back to work. I guess we're still doing Zoom calls from businesses and churches. But I thought we were over people, you know, doing things they shouldn't be doing on Zoom.

I already gave you examples of how to fix that problem, but now we have a couple who were zoomed into the church services and then they started taking care of a little Sunday morning business. Oh, yeah, as the preacher talking about Debbie does Deuteronomy. Oh, yeah. And it happened for like 45 minutes until someone texts in their home. They're texting. What are you doing?

We can all see you. We can all see you. And so everything's fine, though, because the preacher man is like, hey, that's what's supposed to be happening. We love it. That's what you go forth and make a family or something like that. Whatever it says in that thing. I don't know how it's the... Who knows what that says anymore.

All right. Say, hey, it's Friday. So that means it's time for what's the lie. Yes, it's time for... Or what's the lie being called one of America's favorite game shows. What's the lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count. I'm one, two, three, four.

Okay, today I threw in another one. Five headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's why we call it What's the Lie? Welcome to our contestant today. Screenwriter, author, host of a world-renowned podcast. podcast, co-host, not the complete host of Talking Walking Dead, Jason Butrel. Hey, Jason Butrell, welcome to What's the Lie. How are you?

I'm good. I think my entire week was made when I heard you say the line, Debbie does Deuteronomy. Did you make that up or did you read that from something? You're ready to play? You ready to play What's the Lie? Oh, I guess. All right. Four headlines, one of them not real. I know that you are in the news. Deep heavy digging in the news. every day. Every day. Writing for whatever his name is down the hall.

And so I'm going to give you five headlines today. All right. I'm going to throw in an extra one just for you. Okay. Headline number one. Finland brewery launches NATO beer with taste of security. Headline number two. 830 million year old crystal might contain life.

And we're about to open it. Headline number three. A new TikTok trend created a ginger ale shortage for multiple airlines around the world. Headline number three. Parmesan cheesemakers are embedding tiny trackers in the rind to fight cheese fraud. And headline number four, or actually five, sorry. A woman sexually attracted to planes wants to marry her toll. Boeing 747.

Those are the five headlines, Jason. Which one is the lie? They're all equally ridiculous. Finland brewery launches NATO beer with taste of security. I can see the Finns doing that. 830 million year old crystal might contain life and we're about to open it. New TikTok trend created a ginger ale shorties for multiple airlines around them. Totally see that.

Parmesan cheesemakers are embedding tiny trackers in the Rhine to fight cheese fraud. Woman sexually attracted to planes wants to marry her toy Boeing 747. Jason. Cheese fraud sounds as ridiculous as Debbie does Debris Debris. So I want to say it's the cheese fraud. That's the lie. Oh.

You're kidding me. Nah, you're kidding. That is not happening. We wanted you to win so bad on today's show. And yet you didn't get it right. Sorry. Okay. I guess maybe we can send you home with the games with the home show, but, you know, maybe

not. Thanks for listening. Whoa. No, we're done. Thanks for listening to what's the lie. What's the lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises? All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTFWTL MMXII.

So what was it? Really? Lay it on me. Yeah. All right. Okay, hold, hold on. Can I get one more guess? I mean, that's not part of the game show, but go ahead.

We'll do the story number one, the fins. The taste of free. No way. What? Dude, I'm kicking you out of the game. studios. What was it then? The TikTok.

The gingerail shortage. Really? I know, but see there's so many shortages. There's so many shortages. I was like, yeah, that's probably true. That's amazing how that question got asked. Okay, hold up. Hold on.

What's it? So cheese fraud? Yeah, the Parmesano-Rajonio, the Parmesan cheese people, they're putting tiny trackers in the rinds to fight cheese fraud. Because why wouldn't you do that? I mean, that's the first thing I would think of. Thank you.

And cheese fraud is such a big, you know, strain on the economy. It's a billion dollar industry. Billion dollar industry, my friend. And don't you want to drink the new NATO beer, taste of security? Hell yeah, I want to drink that. That's awesome. I know.

That's freaking cool as hell. I'm all about that. Let's crack one of those bad boys right now. How did we not think of that? That's another example of how this country's failing. We didn't think of taste of freedom beer. That's a gimme. That's a layup.

We had fries, right? We had freedom fries. we don't have freed up beer. Now I'm pissed. Now I'm pissed. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com

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