Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 887 | Primordial…

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

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different. Anyone, I'm told, who has friends that are getting married likely knows that Scottsdale, Arizona has skyrocketed in popularity. I, however, did not know that. It has skyrocketed as a Bachelorette party destination. In the past several years, the Phoenix suburb has jumped to the number two spot, vaulting ahead of Miami, Vegas, and Palm Springs. This according to the app,

Bach, who doesn't know about the app, Bach, Nashville, of course, remains the undisputed champion, with 30,000 bachelorette parties planned this year alone. Scottsdale only has 11,600 bachelorette parties planned. If you're not sure, you can go to thebock.com.

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Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Remember when I said, Elon probably doesn't really want Twitter. He just said he would buy it and he wanted to stir the pot and he definitely stirred the pot. No doubt about that.

And, you know, sure, if it ends up that he buys it, great. He'll take it private and then he'll take it public again. And we'll, you know, we'll have free speech in quotation marks on Twitter, but it was just reported that Elon said, you know, I might withdraw my Twitter takeover bid. Yeah, the company's been withholding data, and that's really a material breach.

And I may withdraw that whole takeover bid. So it's been time. They still have to have a, I think they still have to have a shareholder vote. That still has to happen. But everything else is in place for him to. purchase it and we'll see if it actually happens because i still have that feeling that it's just not going to happen it was all just that kind of stir the pot he will never admit that i'm just saying i read between the lines it's what i do here on chewing the fat another thing i do talk

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And I'm not talking about an actual goat. Chris Anderson is a human being and the greatest of all time at extreme cheese rolling. After a two-year pandemic pause, competitors from around the world this past weekend hurled themselves down that hill for the glory of becoming the first to capture the double gluteester. Is it gluchester, glouchester, glouchester, double glouchester. or does some people call it? Amorph a phallus. Wheel. And, I mean, that cheese roll,

it speeds up to 70 miles an hour. You watch the people rolling down that hill, man. Incredible. Incredible. And Chris Anderson has won it 23 times. This is 23rd time. That guy is, this guy is the goat of extreme cheese rolling. Now, he's retiring.

Now, he believes that he's had enough. He just had a daughter during the pandemic. and he wants to stop, you know, cheese rolling. So, you know, congratulations, Chris, for your 23rd Extreme Cheese Roll Championship. It's a fantastic title to have. And if you're going to be a goat at something, you might as well be a goat of extreme cheese rolling. You don't see these people rolling down this hill, man.

It is incredible. I, you know, I don't recommend it. But if you want to do it, man, have some fun. Now, speaking of cheese, we got a cheese recall. I know. I'm still sick of these recalls. So we've got enough food shortages going on. We don't need recalls.

So apparently we have a hysteria concern with some cheese in America. I know. I'm bummed too. But it's only 2,800 pounds. So don't worry about it. It's just a, you know, it's a little bit of a problem. That's all. And, you know, it's done with the abundance of caution.

Okay. Look, we, it's a voluntary recall. There were tests that found Listeria bacteria on a cutting board at the Brothers Inc. plant on May 3rd. And according to the company's director of Manus, manufacturing and operations. We did a routine audit and several entities, you know, audit us through the year. We had a positive hit on our cheese room in one of our cutting boards. The cutting board and the cheese from that day were all destroyed and the room sanitized according to the company. But

anything connected with that particular board did not leave our building. Well, then why did you have this recall? Well, it's an abundance of caution. Okay. So if you think you got sick, I mean, 1600 people get Listerosis infections, Listerious infections every year in the U.S. Do not play the amorphalus again. And about 260 people die. So if you've eaten contaminated food with Listeria, you know, you get a fever, headache, stiffness, nausea, abdominal pain, maybe some diarrhea. It could be serious for young kids and older people.

of course with weakened immune systems so you know be careful and look it's is it possible that a pregnant woman or man are especially vulnerable and are at the risk of miscarriages and stillbirth due to listeria sure but very unlikely so don't worry about it look this the cheese is sold under multiple brand names cottonwood river cheddar the amier brie double crim french brie milton bradry breeze white cheddar style milton tomato garlic cheddar paris brothers mild cheddar paris brothers colby jack paris brother's pepper jack and cervacy peppicona romano so if you're in arkansas florida iowa kansas mississippi missouri nebraska oklahoma and south dakota maybe you had some affected cheese at a particular store if you stopped it price chopper super saver or harps uh

to be a few grocery chains that sell the affected cheese from Brothers Inc. Plant in Kansas City, Missouri. So it's possible that you could have Listeria. I mean, I would guess that it's probably more likely that you have monkeypox than it is the Listeria from this cheese out of Kansas City. We have 24 cases now across 11 states. It's growing. All right. 400, so over the weekend, more than 400 potential contacts are under investigations.

The two strains that we've talked about said to be circulating in the country. Officials still say, though, that the risk to public health remains low, and a widespread epidemic is unlikely. Now, okay, if you say so, I mean, I guess we have, you know, the 900 cases reported in almost 30 countries. around the globe. That's just, what, an outbreak? Not really an epidemic?

I mean, it's the largest known spread of the virus outside of Central and Western Africa, where it is endemic. Officials say the current outbreak is likely seated at two European raves, with a high number of cases being reported by gay and bisexual men. That's it. The rare infectious disease is typically transmitted

to humans via interaction with monkeys and rodents. and human-to-human transmission is low. So don't even, don't come to me with your, it's going to be a pandemic or even just a, I mean, okay, so is it a pandemic or is it an epidemic? Not a pandemic, is an epidemic. We're not going to have a pandemic, a monkey box. That would be silly.

Yeah, well, of course, you know, we've got the first probable case of monkeypox. in San Francisco. Okay, no problem. The individual traveled to a location with an outbreak in cases. It's in isolation and is in good condition. The individual reported no close contacts in San Francisco during the time period when they could have spread the infection to others.

It's my impression that we've talked about, it's quite some time before you are not infectious. you get the big breakout and then the you know the pox dry up and scab off but they still unless it's completely gone you can still be transmitting the old monkey box so just saying it just saying that okay if you say so i mean they say transmission occurs through close physical contact with animals or humans, like I said, their body fluids contaminated droplet particles from respiratory secretions or infected skin lesions, and indirectly, by the way, of fomites, inanimate objects such as bed, linens, towels, and hard services that may be

laden with infectious virus particles. So anything that's touched by the old transmittable disease monkey poxer, you can catch it. Okay. Okay. All right, you got it. It's very low. I'm not worried about it at all. Just don't stay. I mean, we're back to the, we're back to the stay six feet away from me again.

And it's not because of COVID. It's because of the monkey pox. All right. Let's back off me. All right. Don't touch me. Don't breathe on me. And most definitely put some plastic gloves on or something.

It goes, I don't want any of that pox thing getting all over me. You don't want. none of that you do not want none of that all right let's go to the break room i need something cool to drink desperately oh so good all right we're in the break room did you see the video that went viral i don't know that's not during last week i i can't get over this chick this ectorina schlova from italy's got talent and she was all right she was all Awesome. Awesome.

And it was this, all I could think of when I watched this is, you know, the scene from Gladiator. So she reminds me of Lisa Girard, who was part of the Gladiator soundtrack. Now, Lisa, when you look at her, you know, Wikipedia page or her information, IMDB page, stuff like that, she considers herself avant-garde, neoclassical, dark wave, new age. you know classical baroque gregorian chant bulgarian chant ethereal wave i mean that's how she considers herself she is awesome this australian musician now uh catrina this was uh on italy's got talent now ectrina is from russia which she was born in russia grew up in Canada

and then came to Italy to study music which is how she heard about Italy's got talent and she said that I had to audition okay this girl is amazing Maximus Desmus Meridius and her to the armies of the north

general to the Felix legions loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurellis and I will have my vener in this life or the next. I'm telling you she is awesome. Awesome. Just anyway, I can't get over the video.

I've watched it like a thousand times. I know there's been millions of views from Italy's Got Talent and probably 500,000 are me. So if you get a chance. Just awesome. And I did see your emails over the past weekend. thanking me for letting you know about hacks on HBO Max and Tropo on Amazon Prime. Thank you.

I appreciate it. I mean, you're welcome. I did watch another series this weekend on Netflix that is really good Lincoln Lawyer. I know. I didn't think it was going to be that good either. And, you know, you just, I'll tell you what, I really enjoyed the episodes. I don't know how many episodes there are. I don't know, eight, 10, whatever it was, season one.

They've already re-uped for season two. It just got to kind of let the woke stuff roll off you. It's not too bad, you know, audio-wise, but a lot of the stuff goes without mentioning. And, you know, you just kind of got to let it roll off your shoulders a little bit. Just enjoy the ride, okay? Don't worry about, there's, you know, it's Netflix. and there's a lot of woke stuff in the presentation.

But it doesn't hurt the show, really. It just, you just kind of go, huh, really. But it doesn't hurt the show. So I'm okay with it. I probably shouldn't be, but I am. I'm okay with it. Because it doesn't affect the way, the goodness of the show. So it's just part of the show.

And, you know, I'm okay. Okay, I get it. Do what you got to do. Fine. Whatever. It was the number one in the top 10 streaming shows for Netflix. But then, of course, Stranger Things, latest season dropped. And that took over number one. I kind of drifted away from Stranger Things. I may have to go back to it because, you know, I might have to enjoy it and see, you know, exactly what's up. I get it. I just, you know, looking forward, you know, I don't know. and I'm looking forward to their latest season. I did watch Ricky Jervais this weekend as well. Supernature.

Funny. I enjoyed it. That was, I don't think, Ricky, you know as well as I do. I love you. Okay, I love your work. I appreciate you. I get it.

But Supernature really wasn't your best work, was it? I know you had to deal with Netflix. I don't know when you had to, you know, produce the show, when you had it, when it was due. to be out on Netflix, but, you know, you got it done for them. You, you know, your obligations contractually were met, but it really wasn't your best work, was it?

I mean, go ahead. You can tell me. You know what, Ricky, just DM me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. You can, you know, DM me on Instagram or Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio. No problem. Just let me know. Just between you and me. I won't tell anyone, I promise.

just you know just between you and me and those of you who are listening to this and are not a subscriber to this program chewing the fat you need to make that happen okay of course to be a subscriber is free but nobody likes a free loader you know that as well as anyone so whatever platform you're listening to on your friends app you can use that platform or you can choose one yourself, but go ahead and subscribe to chewing the fat and tell your friends. And if you're a subscriber, you know that the latest edition of Talking Walking Dead is up and ready to go with Jason Buttrill and my son Maximus. And we discussed the final season, or the final episode of Fear the Walking Dead for season

seven. And we talked about the future and what the future entails in the whole Walking Dead universe. So you can give that a listen as well. I wanted to congratulate Tom Cruise for being number one Again at the box office Top Gun holding tough Scores a record 90 million for the second weekend

And he crosses 550 million globally So Top Gun is pretty good It's pulling in some cash for Tom Good job And that was his first one That was boy that was a hard one to believe that this was his first movie opening to 100 million or more that first weekend.

Just incredible. Anyway, I mean, he's made some huge movies, and that was, you know, it never hit 100 million. But that will be his last weekend at number one. Everybody's happy about it. Paramount is happy. It only had a, you know, 29% drop, which is the smallest, you know, decline ever for the sequel or for any sequel, I guess.

Maybe even for any movie. It doesn't say. It just says, the sequel earned 90 million to boast the smallest decline ever, I guess for the second weekend, which was 29%. However, and, you know, like I said, over 550 million globally. That's pretty good.

Pretty darn good. But again, it's going to be his last weekend at number one. Next weekend, Jurassic World Dominion opens, and that will be number one. Sorry, Tom, you got to go. Take care. Marshall's buyers travel far and warm. Hustling for great deals on amazing gifts, so you don't have to.

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dead at the age of 95. And you ask yourself, wait, who is Anne Turner Cook? Well, she is the original Gerber baby. You know, the Gerber trademark baby, that's her, Anne Turner Cook. She, I mean, made a fortune from Gerber. I think they paid her like five.

thousand dollars total over the years now she made some money with speaking engagements and being you know on every gerber product packaging from uh you know 90 years 95 years ago to uh to today and they still have new babies and there's a whole other story out there about uh people whining about how the process goes for picking you know the yearly gerber baby but uh ann turner cook was the original Gerber baby and their mascot. I mean, that's the drawing, man, that's the one. She claimed that her then neighbor

drew a sketch of her, Dorothy Hope Smith, sketched her using charcoal and didn't really think it was finished. She just sent it in to find they were looking for a representative baby food advertising campaign. They needed a fresh sketch

and they picked hers. And they didn't even let her finish it. She didn't think it was finished and they selected her as a winner. And so in 1991, they adopted the image as the official trademark. I mean, it really was even before then. Now, for years, her identity had remained anonymous, and people always thought it was Elizabeth Taylor. Some people thought it was Bob Dole.

Bob Dole? There wasn't a pencil in the picture. Anyway, so she said that when she was about three, her mother pointed at a baby food jar and said, that was your picture. and then she when they she released it I think back in

I don't know when they announced who it actually was and she when she was asked in one interview that she used Gerber baby food and she was like not exclusively she's got three daughters a son

eight grandchildren nine great grandchildren she died in St. Petersburg Florida my old hometown and a rest in peace Anne Turner Cook, the original Gerber baby.

We also lost Alec John Such, I know, bassist and founding member in Bon Jovi. He was 70 years of age. There was no cause given. No cause given. That leads you to believe

that it's something they don't want us to know, but I don't know that. I mean, is there anything? Is there any death in today? world that we don't want to know no there is now that let me answer that for you no so rest in peace uh aleck dead at the age of 70 years of age now there was a guy in florida who probably wishes he was dead um he and his girlfriend uh were driving and she was taking care of a little business a little oral business and they got into a head on crap

It's just like, I mean, I don't know what's like the movies or real life or real life is like the movies, but head on crash while she was taking care of oral business. And you can see there's one picture where there he's laying out of the ground with his pants down. Oh man, that cannot be good. That cannot be good. I don't know if it's completely bitten off or partially. There were no final reports on that.

It's unclear if there's going to be any charges. Yeah, there's going to be charges. Head on to a FedEx van and down in Fort Lauderdale. And the injury was substantial to they were both partially, well, he was partially

well, he has pants down. And so for, I mean, even the women, you can imagine. Whether you identify as a man or a woman, if something like that happens, you don't want none of that. You do not want that to happen. Now, some would say,

perhaps you should do that in a vehicle while driving. You know, many would say that. Many would say that. I don't know that I would. I don't know that I would. And we have an Arizona man who is not dead yet, but he will be this week. A judge has denied the Arizona prisoner's bid to delay his execution

in a 1984 killing of an eight-year-old girl. Yeah, that's right. Have a nice day, Frank Atwood. I know that, you know, they were arguing that the procedures would violate his constitutional right against cruel and unusual punishment by subjecting him to unimaginable pain. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Now, in Arizona, they, you know, they have the lethal injection.

Now, they still do have the gas chamber. I'll just roll them in. Apparently, he's got a degenerative spine condition that has left him in a wheelchair. And, you know, they're making the case that he would undergo excruciating suffering if he were strapped to a gurney while laying on his back during the lethal injection execution. Oh, that's a shame. That is a shame. I know.

It's a real shame. However, the judge is like, you know, we can put a medical wedge in there and relieve some of the pressure on his spine. Well, he's, you know, we can tilt the execution table a little differently. That's what he does in his jail cell. So, you know, according to experts, we don't really require a pain-free execution.

Yeah. And Arizona's had that problem anyway. They haven't had an execution in a number. of years. I mean, it's been, I think, seven or eight years because they kind of screwed up that one execution, or at least they say they did. They gave the ones guy like 15 doses of the two drug combination. That guy would not die. And it's the state's fault. But I see, leave him in his wheelchair. They still have the gas chamber. They haven't used it. And in a long time, there's only a few states that have an actual gas.

chamber and still have lethal gas execution laws on the books. Arizona, California, Missouri, and Wyoming. And I think Arizona is probably the only one that still has an actual chamber that you could use. I don't know that. But wheel them in. Leave him in his wheelchair. Are you comfortable? All right. Wheel them in.

Turn on the gas. See you later. Frank. Take care. But we're going to go ahead and make them as comfortable as possible. And yeah, we want to do that. We want to make you as comfortable as possible before your execution. You know, like you made the eight-year-old girl that you killed,

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So congratulations to Raphael Nadal who won his 14th French Open title and the 22nd total major this weekend. Did you see during the French Open though during the semi-final clash between Casper Rudd and Mayor Ancillic, was halted for 15 minutes after an environmentalist activist entered the court,

chained herself to the net. And she was wearing a t-shirt that said, we have 1,028 days left. And she had chained herself to the net, to the corner of the net, the side of the net. And it's out of the play. I don't know. still, yeah, it's out of the play.

It's on the far net side. Why didn't they just leave her there? Just leave her there. Let her be chained there. Let the guys play. And ever so often, just, you know, drill her right in the face. And see how that goes for her. I just can't take it.

I don't know how they think it's going to convince me that, oh, yeah, with climate is a big problem. I mean, yeah, you got me. It's a weird. It's a weird trouble. And I'm for you. I'm all for you. So according to this, 1,026 days is what we have left to determine the future of humanity.

Less than three years. The countdown began on March 28th, 2020, the end of the ultimatum sent by the last renovation to government. And the date on which citizens entered into civil resistance. France has been condemned by its own courts for climate inaction. The future of this country is literally destroyed to waste time, is to perish. That's what the post read. This is from the group's website as they carried an explanation to the message for her t-shirt.

And that post was from the group, the last renovation. And so it was just funny to see her. I get it. There's climate and activism and the world's going to end, and we believe in it. And I'm going to get your attention by chating myself to a, tennis net at the French Open. It would have been, and you would have got your message across to more people, had we just let her be chained to the side of the net.

And ever so often, just drill her in the face with a 90 mile an hour tennis ball. It would have been fun to watch. But no, we had to postpone the match for just 15 minutes and then get her unchained. A little disappointing. And I still say that she would have felt, different. I thought it was an ad for the lottery. We have

1,028 days left. She'd feel different if she won the lottery. And speaking of winning the lottery, we have some health headlines I've been meaning to get to. Researchers uncover how the lifelong accumulation of genetic mutations

in blood forming cells give rise to cancer and age-related blood diseases. So we're getting more on what causes and gives us cancer. That is fantastic. When we find out now, there's a new immunotherapy that they're doing that 18 people, 18 people who had rectal cancer did this immunotherapy, and they're cured.

No more cancer. So, I mean, that's amazing. So, I mean, we are moving forward so fast with health, and we're finding what's causing things and how to fix things. I mean, that's awesome. This immunotherapy, they're finding, obviously these people had rectal cancer and you could make your own jokes about rectal cancer.

I mean, I did and have. I'm just not sharing them with you, but the immunotherapy, you know, is made up of white blood cells and organs and tissues of the lymph system, and it's a type of biological therapy. They're also using that for some non- small cell lung cancers as well, uh,

looks pretty, pretty good. We also have a, the human brain releases this, uh, Nore adrenaline in response to surprises and the chemical compound that helps the brain focus and learn from unexpected events. So we're finding out more about our bodies.

Amazing how science changes, isn't it? We're finding out more. It isn't just a set thing. Huh. Makes one. wonder, doesn't it? It does make one wonder. And of course, everything that was bad is now good. We also find now that drinking coffee lowered the risk of death in many people. So remember when they told you that coffee was bad? Yeah, well, it's kind of good now. So don't worry about it. It's

kind of good now. We also know that we have a new treatment for drug-resistant malaria. The compound effectively causes the malaria-causing parasites to self-destruct. without harming the host cells. That's awesome. So if you have malaria and the drugs that we give you already for malaria don't work, we'll give you this drug and we'll break the... Why don't they just give you that?

I mean, let's not worry about the other drugs. We'll just give you this new compound and we'll just cause the old malaria parasites to self-destruct. Goodbye, it's over. Take care. Have a nice day. And then we have nanofibers that we're using now. These engineers have developed nanofibers. capable of impersonating human muscles.

So the material may be used in robotics and a lot of medical applications. So they have new nanofibers that will impersonate human muscles. Tell me that is not awesome. Go ahead. That's what I thought you can't. And is the Queen's Jubilee over finally? I mean, it went on. It seemed like it went on forever.

And I'm a fan of the Royals, and I still was like, oh my gosh, are we going to ever end this thing? The platinum jubilee. I mean, I get it. We had all the stars there and everybody wanted to be a part of it. And, you know, Queen Elizabeth made her final appearance on the balcony. And it's just, I mean, there's a war going on in Ukraine. We're at about the 100th day, right?

We're at 100, 102, something like that. And 102.5, whatever it is. And we're, you know, we're celebrating the queen in the, the lap of luxury there in London at Buckingham Palace. Just really strange. It was good to see Harry and Megan show up and then get stuck back in the corner. Yeah. Thanks for coming here.

You're good to sit over there. All right. And when you arrive at the gathering on the weekend, yeah, you're not arriving with the rest of us. Okay, you've got to be there early and get in because we don't want you on the steps when we show up. Awesome. They waited. I mean, they were already in and sitting with the with the, low-life royals, the royals that aren't worth anything.

By the time William and Chuck showed up, it was awesome. It was awesome. Harry and Megan are sitting up to the side trying to get, trying to eyeball everything that's going on. Yeah, that'll teach you. You're not part of the royals anymore, okay? Got it? All right, fine.

But it's finally over. And Queen Elizabeth II, you know, congratulations on your 70-year reign of the Monarchy in England. Congratulations. Reminds me, I'll give you a joke to get through today. Okay? I'll give you the joke that'll get you through today and the next couple days at the water cooler. Okay? The couple had been married for a hundred years. And I had this sent to me email Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com.

You can, of course, send me all correspondence. Either whether it would be on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, or, of course, you can email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com. So there's a couple. They were married 100 years. And he was 116. She was 115. Wow.

They got married when they were 15 and 16. So they've been married a long time. Yeah, Jeff. The joke is they've been married 100 years. Okay. So a couple's been married for 100 years. He was 116. She was 115.

They went to the family lawyer and said they wanted to file for divorce. The lawyer was aghast since the they had been married for 100 years. And he asked them, why? Why do you want to get a divorce now? Well, we wanted to wait until the kids were dead. One could make the case that the queen is hanging on waiting for at least one of those kids to go away.

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