Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 889 | Violence into Bidness…

Episode Date: June 8, 2022

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. Did you know that if you blended 7.88 billion people on Earth into a fine goo, density of a human equals 985 kilogram slash M3? I don't know if you knew that or not. You know, I mean, not everyone is a mathematician or a scientist, but that's what happens. and M3 is cubic meters for those of you that don't realize that. But the average human body mass equals 62 kilograms, which is, I guess, 136 pounds.

So I will just say that I'm above average in this particular math equation. And so if you put that, if you made the human goo into a, fine goo and balled it up, you know, just put it all together. You'd come up with this giant ball of goo just under one kilometer wide. It's not even a mile. There's a picture of it, of the visualization of what it would look like if it was sitting in Central Park. All the human goo. Now, no, oh, no, honey, no, no, no, this is not.

Please, no. Oh, yeah. I have the last human on Earth. Look at that goo. No. I mean, I'll make it work, but no. I'm just saying that I don't know if they're, when she talks about, Astro Erica, that is,

she claims that she's a Canadian astronomer, planetary scientists studying orbital evolution of gas giants. Okay. You know what? I'll take care to your word. That's what you claim. that's what you claim but I don't know how you're fine-gooing all the humans you know are you just are you throwing it all into the ninja and you're letting it go or you know I'm guessing

after a little while even the ninja will wear out and you might have to move up to the quezon art I don't know I mean I'm a fan of the ninjas I love I have two I have the home version of the ninjas with the the large tank and the small tank tanks and then I have my personal home tank ninja, just a one person ninja here at the office. That man, you get me blending, man. But I'm just saying this ball of human goo.

I would go see it if it were a destination on, you know, summer vacation spot. Hey, we just started with a ball of human goo. I mean, that beats the ball of twine. There's the two cities. that fight every year over who has the largest ball of twine. You could stop into that. But if it's human goo, then there really isn't any humans to go see

because they're all blended up. So I'm not sure what I'm supposed to make of that. Eh, welcome to chewing the fat. So a six-month trial of a four-day work week kicked off in the United Kingdom this week. It's the biggest pilot to take place so far. More than 3,000 employees from 70 companies will work one less day for the same pay. Okay.

Now, but will they be doing that one less day of work? So it's organized by the UK-based research group, autonomy. I mean, who doesn't love autonomy? me. Yeah, I see you reaching. Don't do it. I mean, I said it correctly. Autonomy. Amorphaphalis. I didn't say that, though. I didn't struggle. And it's partners. It has partners as well. It's not, I guess autonomy is partnering with. Amorphapalus. So analysts are going to track productivity and employee well-being during the pilot.

I'm guessing the well-being will be better. It's possible. Similar trial conducted in Iceland. Is it Iceland or Iceland? Iceland. From 2015 to 2019, found an increase in overall well-being. I told you. I knew it.

I didn't have to be a... You don't even have to be a... Planetary scientists studying orbital evolution of gas giants to figure that one out. The productivity remained the same. 86% of workers in Iceland are now on a... transitioning to a four-day schedule. Yeah, you know what?

This week is one of my transitioning weeks. I'm only going to work four days this week. Okay. Other countries plan to test the schedule this year, including Scotland, Australia, New Zealand, and Spain. In the U.S. and Canada, 38 companies are going to participate in a similar pilot. The potential shift, I guess, faces challenges to widespread

Road adoption, you think? You know kidding. A survey of 459 companies founded that 91%? Yeah, we're not considering that. I know he's bringing that to the table. We're not going to do that. That may change soon. That poll may change soon.

I forward work. I mean, who takes days off anyway? Let's be honest. All right. You work. you work and then you sleep that's what your life is okay it is it is no I make this whole

common misconception of people needing time off and vacations oh my gosh this is a new world just work and sleep okay all right that's what I thought okay so as I say work and sleep

now as part of well it could be part of work or sleep there still has to be a little business going on I mean, let's be honest. We have to create life and we have to live a little. I'm not talking about vacation. You don't need to go on vacation. Just take a little care of business.

Maybe I'm transitioning days. Oh, yeah. I'm transitioning today to what? I'm transitioning to a guy that doesn't have a wife. Oh, yeah. Today is my day off. That's exactly what I'm going to do. Be off.

Oh, yeah. Go ahead and take it off. It's just an off day. That's what I'm saying. It's an off day. So that's still, you know, that still works out on the whole work, sleep plan.

So it looks like we've always had Hunter Bidens. It's always the case. Right. I mean, Hunter has been in the news for quite some time now, and he's got a laptop that is the never-ending laptop man. We continue to get incredible information from that laptop. And the latest is, you know, his video where he's with the hooker, and he's got the gun, and everybody's all up in arms about Hunter with a gun and a hooker.

And they're talking about drugs. I mean, the guy is just really who doesn't want to party with him. I mean, the guy is just a dirt bag. I know that. I know that. But then I see a story that talks about we found an ancient stone at a Roman fort that has a giant penis carved on it. And it's written carved onto the stone where it's the phrase translates to crapper only with an ass. and I know I could say it here on chewing the fad

as age see what I'm saying okay crapper as age you got it's a morpho phallis yeah you got it and it was next to someone's name so we know that there were always Hunter Biden's that's a news story on a Hunter Biden guy back in the Roman days it's at the Roman fort so

we're always going to have to deal with it Yeah, maybe it's just me. Plus, you know, the fall of the Roman Empire. This is just a... Yeah, who hasn't thought about the fall of the Roman Empire? You know, the Roman Empire lasted a lot longer than the United States so far. I don't know what made me think of that,

but just a, you know, the fall of the whole Roman Empire Republic kind of thing. I feel like it lasted long. than where we're at here in the United States. Because right now, if you look around, it feels like we're at the fall. Or we're close to it. And, you know, it doesn't feel like it's been that long.

I mean, it hasn't even has to, how long have it? How old is the United States now, the Republic? Three, 400 years old, 500 years old? When did you sign that declaration? I don't remember when I signed the Declaration of Independence. When did I sign it? What was it? Like 76 or something like that?

Yeah, something like that. So what was? Two, three hundred years old, something like that. That's where we're at. Yeah, whatever. Don't ask me out there. I don't want to be your man on the street. I don't want to be your man.

How old is the United States? I don't know. 50 years old or something like that? Yeah, thank you. Thanks for playing. Which leads me to a good rule of thumb from chewing the fact that I need to remind you of from time to time. All right?

when I joke about the man on the street videos, I just saw one the other day, and it's unbelievable how dumb people are. I mean, it really is amazing to me. But even dumb people, and if you're a dumb person, you know you are. I mean, you're listening to this show. I get it.

It's fine. But just know that because someone puts a microphone in front of you, you don't have to speak. You don't have to answer. There's a camera. There's a microphone. You don't have to answer. You don't have to say,

Okay, I'll answer. Please give me a question that I don't know, and I'll pretend that I know because I don't want to seem dumb. You don't have to do that. If people come to your house and knock on your door with a camera and a microphone and say, hey, you've got a big news story that you're involved with and we want to talk to you about it. No, thank you.

Close the door. You don't have to speak to them. just a good rule of thumb to live by. I heard it on the news. And I said it was ridiculous, man. That's it. However, if you follow that rule, we do miss some great on-the-spot, live news reporting, local news reporting. So, you know, just know that we'll still get some of that.

Not everybody has to follow it. Okay. Linda Hopkins, thank you for not following that rule. Alright, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink. Desperically. Oh, hey, how about that new ice machine too, huh? Oh, my gosh, that's so good.

It's got the new digital readout on that bad boy. Nice. I'm not a big fan of ice machines, but, you know, a lot of people like them. I feel like the ice machines are like the water perks of companies. A lot of, you know, stuff in them. the bottom of the ice machine. Just... There was due to feces

thrown all over the walls, the floor, the ceiling, in a stunk so bad. I kind of feel like that's the ice machine. Maybe it's just me. I don't know. We're in the break room.

Don't worry about it. It's new. It's clean. That's fine. I just... Don't worry about it right now. You're good. Go ahead and get it.

Fill it up to fill your little tumbler up to the top and you'll be fine. So I started to watch it... I maybe you shouldn't have filled it up all the way. I see, I started watching The Godfather of Harlem with Forrest Whitaker. And I know the story of Bumpy Johnson. And, you know, I remember American gangster with Danzel and Russell Crow. Remember Danzel worked for Bumpy.

And then he took over after Bumpy died. and that was, you know, American gangster. Great movie. But so this particular one is, I forget. Edits? No, not. What's the company? Gosh, darn it.

Amorpha Fallist. Yes. They produced the show. But it's, they just put it up on Hulu, and it's got two or three seasons. And I thought, okay, because I, you know, I'm okay with, I mean, there's only so many apps I can subscribe to, okay? I know. I know.

There's only so many apps I could subscribe to. It's just disappointing to me. I wish there was some one-way kind of thing. You know, like a cable, like a cable box. I wish there was a thing like, I don't know, the internet.

Anyway, the disclaimer that comes up on Godfather of Harlem. I think that should be the disclaimer of chewing the fat. I'm thinking about it. I'll just talk about it with you as long as we're here in the break room. Don't make too much noise with chopping on your ice. While this story is inspired by actual persons and events, certain characters, characterizations, incidents, locations, and dialogue were fictionalized

or invented for purposes of dramatization. I feel like that covers chewing the fat. I like that as a disclaimer. Anyway, that's the, you know, Godfather of Harlem. It's a pretty big guy show. Not a lot of business. There's a lot of insinuated business, but not a lot of actual business going on.

A lot of violence, though. So maybe as this season goes on, we'll lose some of the violence and get into the business. That's what I'm kind of hoping. Because a lot of times the shows try to hook you in with the business, and then that goes away as you start getting into the seasons. And then they get into the violence. So maybe they're just kind of turning that around on Godfather of Harlem.

Start out with the violence. Move into the business. I'm okay with that. All right. I'm with you. I'm with you all the way. I see where Julia Garner, our girl from Ozark and inventing Anna,

is just signed up. according to reports that she's going to play Madonna as her new role, that will be awesome. I think Madonna is a part of it too. So she will, you know, she'll be behind the scenes making sure things are right. Will she? Yes. Yes, she will. So it will be the Madonna biopic.

It's a biopic, Jeff. No, it's a biopic. And Julia Garna will be great as it, as Madonna. I mean, she, awesome. Anyway, that'll be fun to watch. And I'm, you know, who doesn't love Madonna? Raise your hands if you don't love Madonna. That's what I thought.

No one could raise their hands for that. Now, you in the back, put your hand down. Nobody wants to see that. It doesn't matter what you say. And congratulations to Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. They just announced a joint stand-up comedy show. Congratulations. That'll be great.

I don't know if they're going to call it slap off or slap you or, call security, maybe assault with a deadly person. I don't know what they're going to call the tour, but Chris Rock and Dave Chavelle are going to be doing a show together, which, you know, it should be interesting. I don't know that it's a tour, actually. They announced the show is going to take place September 3rd,

and at the O2 Arena. And who, man, you see the shows at the O2 Arena. It is great. The audio and hopefully, they have some visual so they have audio and video at the O2 arena so it'll be

it'll be great so it'll actually probably be a really funny show it'll be well worth seeing if you have an opportunity the other new show that's out it's called it's a menstruation documentary called periodical and it's

great I should say it's going to be great because I have not viewed it yet. But it's a new menstruation theme documentary. And it's going to include stories from activists, authors, journalists, and doctors like Gloria Steinem, Megan Rapino, Ashley Green. So we got the oldie, we got the young athlete, and we got the Buhn Star. And we got the new Anna Conkel from Penn 15 is going to be in it too. So periodical covers everything from the people who use their period blood for facials and freebleed while running marathons. Who does?

I mean, hello. Look, if you want a free bleed, have that it. It's all on you. Don't worry about it. Okay? Just don't do it over here. I don't want it done over here. You want a free, go ahead.

It doesn't matter. The film on cover is shocking truth. challenges, taboos, and celebrates the untapped potential of this nutrient dense blood. The untapped potential. Oh man. Now we're talking about doing some...

I mean, they're talking about having facials. And who wasn't Kardashian? In an interview last week, talked about she was kind of joking about rubbing poop on her face. and if it made it to make it look younger and she was like,

yeah, I probably would if it worked. Hello. And now we're getting period blood facials. I mean, if this stuff works for make you look younger or gives you new life, what is it the, what is it they called the blood drinkers?

Yeah, vampires, Jeff. No, uh, amorphalus. No, it's not called that. I know it's a blood ritual. And I, like, It's the vampires.

But adrena, adrena, adrenachrome, adrenachrome, right? Not amorphalus. That's what it's guys. When you drink, remember we talked about, because Megan Fox was talking about drinking machine gun Kelly's blood, and that's not all she's drinking from machine gun Kelly. I'll tell you that.

Anyway, the, the adrenachrome people that look for, you know, they have adrenicrome that makes you supposed to longevity, right? The youth and, you know, energy. it makes you younger. So if you could do that with, you know, your free bleeds and blood facials and poop facials or whatever the hell kind of facials you want, they will be doing it in Hollywood. And, you know, I mean, if it works, what's that on your face?

Nothing? I mean, is that human goo? your face, are you just happy to see me? Plus, I thought we were supposed to believe that not just women can have periods in today's world. You know, I thought we're supposed to believe

trans men and non-binary people. They can all men straight now. So we'll see how they deal with it in the new periodical that's going to air on MSNBC in 2023 before

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Not seal. Not seal, Jim seal. Oh, okay. No, no, that, well, first of all, that's a whale. It's not even a seal. I mean, we did lose him. He did die, but it's not a seal. Anyway, Jim Seals, for Seals and Crofts.

I know, you're thinking yourself, who? Seals and Crofts, hello, Diamond Girl, Summer Breeze. I mean, the guys were classic in the, I don't know when they play. 70s, I guess. I feel like I saw him live one time at Saginaw Civic Center, Wendler Arena. I feel like I saw him because they would sit on stage and he would wear his stupid hat.

Was it Seals? Okay, so Jim Seals, he was 80 years old, rest in peace. They didn't give a cause of death. So we don't know what killed him. He died. Okay. Dead. But the Crofts still alive.

Now Seals died in his home in Nashville or outside of Nashville. Crofts is still alive. Living here in Texas. By the way, living in, where did I say he lived at? Cisco. Yeah, Cisco, Texas. That's right. And I forgot about where he lived.

So I'd like to also point out that the great New York Times. We know them. You love them. I mean, they're the old gray goose or whatever, the old gray lady or whatever their name is that they try to go by. They're the newspaper of record. Jim Seals, half of a popular 1970s soft rock duo, dies at 79. He was almost 81. He was 80.

So, the old gray goose. I know it's not the old. Greg Goose, shut up, is not correct. All right, they don't know what they're talking about again. But rest in peace, Jim Seals and some Seals and Crofts. I mean, they were huge for a while. Back in the 70s, man, they were monsters. And, you know, they're really talented.

You know, you hear their songs now, man. Hello. You hear, give me a little Diamond Girl and a little summer breeze or summer breeze and Diamond Girl, whichever order you have them in. Just a little bit. It'd be like an old movie that we're joining to play. And in the movie, I'm driving down the road, and I'm in a convertible, and the sun is out, and the wind is blowing. And the soundtrack is...

Before treating your chronic... No, the soundtrack is not a commercial, although it would be because I've listened to the radio. Not the only one with questions about... Yeah, I've just listened to the radio, and the commercial comes on, comes on. Then I think, oh, wait, oh, that sound, okay, it's on. This is the starting. I'm driving down the road, starting at my movie. Deserting my periodical menstrual bleed.

Car driving on the road. Wind blowing through my hair. Classic, right? I'm in a monster. All right. So let's go. So that's the beginning of the movie. At the end of the movie, we're sad.

We've bled to death because we free bleed. We free bled. And we don't know what we're doing. And it's the role credits. The end of the movie. Everybody's dead. The lights are coming up in the theater. You're walking out.

Sad, crying. Crying. Kind of the movie. Oh, that means everybody's dead. All right, that's enough of Seals of some freaking crofts. I mean, rest in peace, Jim Seals. Dead. The age of 80.

79, if you're in the New York Times. And speaking of death, made me think about the Queen of Little but anyway just a quick update uh one hologram she's not dead it was one hologram okay so did you watch any of the jubilee with the rest of the world because i mean it was never freaking ending now i'm you know i mean we love the royals we love the but the jubilee was never how do you honor a person ever ending how do you honor a person that was literally born i don't know You drag her out.

Drag her out onto the podium and say, yay. Which, by the way, if the listeners have listened to us and watched the TV show The Prince. Oh, my gosh. There was so much. So much. Gary Genetti was having a field day. There was season two, three, four, five, and six already written. Absolutely.

With the Prince. on how he acted between him and his mom. Between him and the queen, him and the airplanes. William and Kate. William and Kate. Megan and Harry. Oh my gosh. Lip reading?

Did you see that we brought in lip readers just to focus on Megan and Harry? Nobody else. No, no, no, no. No. Screw Boris Johnson. Well, what else are you going to do? They've got them sitting over there with the low-life royals. Bro, come on.

No, no, let's see, let's see your stock here. I know they were booed as soon as they hit England. Oh, they booed and clapped. I mean, they had a little bit of fans. As soon as they hit England, everybody was like, do you feel that? Boo boo. Boo. I don't.

So, not only they were booed by the entire country, even though it was like a couple, but the entire country booed them. The queen was like, I know. You're down there with the people that bought Lord and Lady from the online. I left that up to William and Kate where they said you. I didn't have anything to do with that. What Vast says a lot about how William, oh, I love how brother try to schedule a visit to meet with.

Yeah. Sorry, he has no, oh. Oh, plus it was reported, and I, you know, again, I don't know how much of it is true and not true. Okay, it's all true. That Megan wouldn't let Harry have any private meetings with any of the family members. Oh, well, no.

If I'm Megan, I've been that. That leash as tight as I can. Absolutely. Because you know, Jeffie, come on. You know he is miserable. Oh, he hates life. He has to be more miserable than ever. He hates life.

He has to go to the stupid traitor Joe's to get the milk. Yes. And then he has to go to the other one. Wait, this one has no toilet paper. I have to live in whose house? William is still. And this house smells like fish? And William still gets pissed when he has to clap twice for somebody to bring him

something. Yes. Harry's got to be so angry. So you know, as soon as she leads, she just leads a little bit of leash of her to talk to anybody in that family. I know. Anybody. Dad, brother, sister-in-law, cousin. I mean, even if you, I mean, although Harry's not going to, I mean, okay, you're my stepmom, I guess. Maybe I talk to you.

Future queen. Wait, hold on. No, the queen says she can be. Come here. Is that a new wig on the main? Oh, it is. good. Dad must like that.

But that says a lot about how control she has on the narrative of Harry. Yes. But now back to the family treating them like, just go ahead and set them over there. And by the way, Jeffrey, me and you are lowered in two different countries. Thank you. You know, Ireland and the UK, we would have had better seats. I mean, they didn't even let. The thing is, though.

I will say they didn't even let Kim in. No. Right. Kim tried to get in with her and Homeboy that she's with now. What's his, Pete Davidson. They were over there, hawking their wares, buying wedding bands and trying to get into the event. No. No, Kim. Sorry.

Take care. By the way, I know, you know, I know they didn't want to mess up the image, right? Because the balcony is a, it's a famous shop. Absolutely. It's the equivalent of, you know, when the- That's the money shot. They're all there. They're all dressed in what they're supposed to be dressed in.

Yep. That's it. I get why Prince Andrew wasn't there. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, we can't have him. No. It was a traffic jam.

Can't get you. There's no time for you to come to this. Sorry. No. You keep working on my biscuits. We tried to get him here, but. You keep working on my biscuits that I have my little minions. Although he was there for the big church event.

Yeah, he did walk in for that. But she wasn't there. No. So you get it. No. She didn't show. up for that that's right that's right so it's okay for them unless she was supposed to be was she anyway she wasn't there but imagine that on that balcony like okay fine when i let the pedophile in

we're not going to let the pedophile in i get it you know first of all can we just stop for a while okay what happened right this is too in the fat i mean was she was like what 16 or 17 go ahead like I say we don't let the potterfile in the balcony maybe at least let Harry oh no way

they didn't want anything to do with the royals at least him no way just at least him well he's not going to let that happen right if they say if they and I'm with you okay let's say let's say the queen says you know what because he's still on the line Andrew's on the out

you know when I let Andrew we got we got space here we've got an X where people stand and there's an ex left right here with Andrew's name on it. Let Harry stand there. Just let Harry stand there. It shows a branch of... Right. We've got William and Kate. We have the kids.

We've got... We've got Chuck and I've got myself. I'm sure she has the poop-a-scoop. And we have the... We still have the missing ex of Grandpa, my husband who I just lost less than a year ago. Yep. And then there's the spot in the back. You know what? Let Harry have

Andrew's spot. There's no way Megan lets that happen. Oh no, she was not going to let that happen. Because Harry would say, you know, grandma wants me to stand out on the balcony. I'll be back. You guys hang out back here. No way does that happen.

It would have been awesome, though. Do you think that it would have been an olive branch to Harry though, man. Oh, man. If he would have said yes, then my prediction of their divorce would be eminent. Yes. Oh, the divorce is still going to happen. I still believe it's going to happen. Yeah, the divorce is going to happen.

Especially. Especially now did you believe? he saw that everybody's Right. Like still, wait, they still believe in us? Oh, like this is not going away. Right.

And I am miserable at a house that smells like fish and pot. But it's an estate. It's an estate. And I'm living at Oprah Rufre's house or Tyler Perry's. Think about that. Now, this is their place now, right?

They don't live. They lived at Tyler's place when they first went. went to California. Sure. Tyler said. Oh, it's in this Elton's place? No, this is in, uh, uh, across the street from Elton? I think Elton might have a house there, but Ellen has a place there.

Ellen had a place there. Oprah had a place there. Rob Lowe has a, Rob Lowe has a couple of places there. Oh, Rob Loh, yeah. Is that where Johnny Depp and Amber Hears also had a place to? No, I don't think they did. I don't think Amber Johnny had a place there. But think about it.

Think about it. You are literally being spared in a golden spoon for the, for like the first. 30 years of your life. And then now you're living literally poor than the poor among us. I mean, they're realizing that they have to work a little. I mean, I know they're not poor.

They're not poor. But they got to work a little. They've got to produce something. How about that? Spotify contract. They got to let go. Yeah, I'm right. And look, they signed the deal with Netflix.

What the thing that, the only thing that they created that they thought was going to be worthy of as part of that Netflix deal got canceled. It doesn't mean the whole Netflix deal got canceled, but you know, her little animated

kid story with the bench or whatever the hell it was. Yeah, that's cute, Megan. No, we're not going to do that. And by the way, I feel that she's running for some form of office. I know you called that when she went down to Yvaldi, right? When she went to Yvaldi, by herself. Yeah.

But there was no Harry. No, Harry was home with the kids. Picking up chicken eggs back in the chicken coop. Megan's off gallivanting the countryside. When she went by herself, that tells me that she's running for some form of office. That wasn't surprised me. Because how do you go, especially with Harry that is,

well, both of them, William and Hera, they love kids and they give them so much to kids around the world. He wasn't that even, it was like just her. I know. It was very weird. It was so out of character. You know, when they found out that they weren't part of that, the final Jubilee up on the balcony,

right? I mean, when they were all standing out there and you said maybe that, why didn't they offer the Andrew X to Harry? Yeah. They would do that. No. They most definitely weren't going to let Megan and the kids and Harry out there. Ooh, no, wait limit.

How are you going to let? Weight limit on this balcony. Well, not just that is that you're going to let the kid that possible, was a bastard, you know? And then the other one that was named after the queen without her permission. Anyway, so they got pissed and left early. They weren't even there for that.

They pulled out. I love that so much. Megan was like, we are leaving. And by the way, we're not sticking around for this. Today, awesome. The New York Post, from page, has a picture of Megan, Harry, the private jet that they took

and calling them, hypocrites. Oh, well. The Green New Deal hypocrites. I mean, so, I mean, they're not really hypocrites because the European Union just gave special dispensation to the private jets, right? Yeah. Yeah.

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Just a reminder that Homeland Security has warned of individuals using high profile events

to justify violence against ideological opponents, public gatherings, school, along with my favorite, and more. It's your Department of Homeland Security. They issued a bulletin warning of a heightened threat environment. Heightened threat environment. Over the next several months,

as they monitor both risks of domestic terrorism and foreign adversaries looking to so discord within the U.S. to promote acts of violence. The United States remains on a heightened threat. I'll tell you what, that's been noted in previous bulletins already, okay? And several recent attacks have highlighted the dynamic and complex nature of the threat environment. Okay. In the coming months, we expect the threat environment to become more dynamic,

as several high-profile events could be exploited. to justify acts of violence against a range of possible targets. The bulletin listed potential targets to include public gatherings, faith-based institutions, schools, racial and religious minorities, government facilities and personnel, U.S. critical infrastructure, the media, and perceived. received ideological opponents. So pretty much everything. I don't know if you, I don't know what's missing from that.

I mean, maybe a candy store is safe. I don't know. Some, that's just be on the lookout is what they're saying. And beyond, we'll be ready for that. We have the January 6th committee. That big, that'll be airing sometime this week. For those of, before those of you listening live today is the 8th of June, 2022 and I believe they're

going prime time on the 9th which will be great I mean it'll be so good and I know I'm looking forward to it man because I have not heard enough lies I mean enough information about January 6th debacle you know the day

democracy almost died so never mind the country is you know going to hell gas prices or 80 a gallon inflation is through the roof. What groceries are on the shelf are more expensive than ever. Never mind any of that. That may, you know, I'm glad that you're continuing to assess the primary threat of mass casualty violence in the United States.

Something has to be done. We all know that, right? I mean, something has to be done. Now, I saw Matthew McConaughey at the White House yesterday. telling us how guns are bad and we need to do something about guns. He was terrible. You know, I like a lot of his work over the years, but I felt like his whole time behind that podium was like a table read

for a show that he was working on, and it wasn't even the last table read before they shoot. It was like the first time. It was just like everybody walked in, sat down. What I want to do is get everybody a feeling for this script. So just open it up and read. Because that's what I, I mean, it was terrible. It was terrible.

It's awful. And then I'm told that, you know, he showed us the tennis shoes. I don't know that they were the actual shoes. I think he just implied that they were the actual shoes of the girl that one of the girls that were, was murdered at the Yuvalde School, Rob Elementary. And, you know, they had to identify or be from those shoes. And the only way to do it is because it was the green converse high tops with the star drawn on the toe.

and he showed whatever his wife or girlfriend or do-girl or whoever is with him held them up there at the press conference there at the White House. But then there's pictures of her wearing them or wearing like shoes around D.C. The whole time she was with Matthew. So are those the same shoes? I don't know. It's just really weird. The whole thing was just really, really weird.

But my main man, the number one sheriff in the country, the number one sheriff in the country. Say it with me. Polk County, Florida, Grady Judd. Number one sheriff in the country. He just got done giving a press conference about a man who was going crazy, shooting up the trailer park, had the wife, he was shooting, he had the rifle, and when he went to reload the rifle, the wife ran out of the trailer,

and then he started hollering at police when they arrived, and they finally talked about suicide by police, which is exactly. what happened. But a quote from Grady Judd, the Polk County Sheriff, we shot him a lot. I love Grady Judd. Yeah, he's dead. He was shooting at us

and we shot him back and he's dead now. We shot him a lot. All right. Thank you. I mean, this isn't Polk County we're in right now, okay? If you're listening to this and you're in Polk County, I hate to, you know,

I know you're sounding like home. But those of you, not in Polk County, sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. And thank you for the emails. You can always email the show Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. If you want to be a participant in What's the Lie? Email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com.

Let me know. Be happy to, you know, see if you're worthy to be a participant in what's the lie. I had one email about the Frosties. we talked about the new for the new strawberry frosty and I was told that by this person Jesse reminded me that it's just a frosty okay the vanilla is an abomination I ask the worker when they question which I would like

if they want a punch in the face I don't recommend that I mean the guy or the girl is just trying to sell you some Wendy's at the drive-thru They don't need to be telling you. They want me to punch you in the face? I'm supposed to ask you, we have two different flavors. But I do say to them myself, I mean, we still live in America, right?

I mean, there is no other frosty when I order a frosty. If I wanted something other than the chocolate frosty, I would specify that. Okay? And then I got an email from Paul who said, I thought you would enjoy this. And I really don't know why he thought I would enjoy it. although it's funny. So maybe that's why, because I laughed. But it's originally from the far side.

I think it was from the far side, the cartoon comic strip, talking about, and to daophobia. Amorpha fall. It wasn't that. It wasn't that phobia. But it's the fear that somewhere,

somehow, a duck is watching you. So if you have a fear of somewhere somehow a duck is watching you, you suffer from an aty-di phobia, an otty-dye phobia. So I think some of it, some of them call it an natadai phobia, and others call it anatidophobia. That's probably a whole other phobia in and of itself. Is it an anatidophobia? is it an an an anathadha phobia? I would say if you have a fear

of being watched by a duck, it's probably anata duh phobia. But that's just me. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media

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