Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 891 | It’s Something Like That...

Episode Date: June 10, 2022

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He has to be in his home under detention with an ankle monitor for less than a year, but he's on probation for five years. so, man, do I feel safer. And, of course, he was fined $90,000. He pled guilty in March to that felony charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking. Terrible. Just terrible. It stemmed from his notorious sale of the, is it the Capuchin?

Capuchin? Camorphophalus. Monkey. To singer Chris Brown. three counts of violating endangered species act for selling endangered cotton top tearments to individuals in Alabama, South Carolina, and Wisconsin. So he's done for, right? The monkey whisperer out of Orlando.

And Chris Brown, I know he, he wasn't named in the federal suit, but he had already said, like, when they came to him, he gave him the monkey, and he paid the fine for the monkey to live, to survive like he gave him 30,000. And he said, yeah, I saw. I won't buy any more monkeys. Fine. Oh, right.

Leave me alone. And if I buy one, I won't take any pictures of it so you know that I have it. Okay? Because that's what PETA. Peter was pissed. Peter was the one that saw it and said, hey, you're not supposed to have those. Where'd you get those? Freaking PETA, man.

How dare they get mad over something, you know, illegal? So they commented on the lawsuit. This brazen. career criminal got off easy. Five years probation. Less than a year, I think it's got like eight months left on house arrest. I'm sorry, home detention.

And a $90,000 fine. But he got off easy according to Pina, but the conviction alone should be enough to keep him out of the monkey exploitation business as long as federal officials do their jobs and revoke his federal animal welfare act license. I mean, I don't know what it takes to get a federal animal welfare act license,

but I think I want one. So Pete is calling on the U.S. Department of Justice to use this case as a jumping off point to relentlessly pursue the other Hammondies of the world and hold them accountable for trafficking animals for a buck. Yeah, so, I mean, I feel safer now. that this guy's been charged and he's well he's not behind bars he's at the house shouldn't have sold that monkey man sold the monkey to the wrong guy man shoot i told him don't be

taking pictures with it and posted it on instagram but no chris brown had to post it on Instagram. And of course, Peter freaking sees it. All right. Fine. I'll pay $90,000 and be on probation for... I know way. He can't take his license away. It's the way he makes his living. He sells exotic animals. Come on now.

Now, I love the Brown. He agreed to forfeit his rights to Fiji, which is, you know, good for him and pay $35,000 for the monkeys care. Yeah, so he paid money and he said, yeah, here you go.

Here's 35 grand. And I don't have, okay, you have Fiji the Monkey. It's all yours. Get out of here. I want nothing to do with it, okay? I didn't really want anything to do with it except to post it on my Instagram anyway. I've already got that. We're good.

So my man, what's his name again, the criminal, the horrible person, the animal, the animal trafficker, Jimmy Wayne Hammond. They get into the three names, too, like he's a three names too, like he's a horrible person, the animal. serial killer, the monkey whisperer. Thank you, Lord, thank you Lord for getting him off the streets. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. Ooh, someone just handed me a letter that was mailed to me here at Mercury Studios.

Attention, Jeffrey Fisher. Oh, boy. From Minnesota. Minnesota. Did I say something bad about Minnesota at some point? Oh, no. I know. Nobody smells male anymore.

Right. Whoa, this is dated the 4th of May 2022. The USPS is a little slow, man. I don't know where this. Holy cow. May 4th? I mean, come on. Has this been here in the building for a while?

and nobody's giving it to me? Or do I, I mean, this is an example of why I need to be in charge of the USPS for sure, man. Come on. That's, this is agonizing. From Minnesota to Irving, Texas, starting at May 4th and it gets here, what, the 10th? You're listening live today's the 10th of June over a month? Holy cow. Dear Jeffie, you are bulky.

And John Deere Sears. sucks. Thank you. Thank you. So appreciate the letter. Glad it, glad it arrived safely. There was nothing wrong. It wasn't damaged. It arrived with the correct stampage, the address, return address, and yet it took only 37, 38 days to get here. Well, it's a 10, so 36 days. I don't worry about it. So if we put the 18 minute together along with the seven minute together, you got 22 minutes, you sell it with eight minutes of ads, you got 30 minutes.

I mean, facts are facts. I don't know why everybody makes fun of that, but facts are facts. Now, there was a personal signature on the end of the letter after you are bulky and John Deere Sogs. There's a little heart and then a signature, which I don't know what the sign that looks like an A with the squiggly line. thanks A with the squiggly line

But it was written on paper That has a little gold trim all the way around it And it's got the title of gold seed country And then it says Made for Minnesota Seed Service and Solutions Nice I mean

I'm a fan I'm a fan of seeds I see where it's good thing this is in Minnesota though because I see where Colorado has become the first state to ban anonymous sperm and egg donations. So gold country seed would have to go away if it was in Colorado, I think, right? Oh, wait, that's a different kind of seed? Oh, never mind. So anyway, I saw a report where a man infected with monkeypox escaped from a hospital in Mexico

and came to Texas. So, I mean, right now I guess we have over a thousand. monkeypox cases reported from 29 countries. Okay. So we're starting to pick up the case a little bit. And then I see a video report from the U.N. doctor, Dr. Tedros adhananum Jebriyasas. Amorphophalus.

Yeah. You know, that's like Smith around the world. Dr. Tedros Dr. Tedros Amorpha Phallus And he gave us a video A report on Monkey Box That I thought was

Interesting because all it really was And you know what I'll play some of it And I want to try to figure out a song To go underneath it I was trying to figure out a song To play underneath it Because after the first, you know, 30 seconds or so It's like, okay, get to it

I mean it takes him What is it like two minutes a two-minute long video, and it's just a sales pitch for more money. He wants countries to give more money to the United Nations and the World Health Organization. I mean, that's what he does, right? So, be scared, be scared.

By the way, we need more money. The rich countries are not paying enough. And that's what he does. But his report is on Monkey Pox. And I'm thinking, I don't know that I want you to be reporting on Monkey Pox. They're Dr. Tedros? Amorphophalis.

I was just going to call him Dr. Tadros, but whatever. And that's the last name. Sorry. Go ahead, Doc. More than 1,000 confirmed cases of monkeypox have now been reported to WHO from 29 countries that are not endemic for the disease. Wait. So far, no diseases have been reported in this countries.

Okay, stop this for just a second. We've got to have some kind of music. Don't we have like I don't know gladiator music or? So long farewell I'll be just and good night. I hate to buy. I mean that's fine. Ladies and gentlemen, Dr. Tadros. So long, farewell, I'll be to say good night.

Dr. Tendros, get out here. What about a 1000? Confirm cases of monkey books have now been reported to WHO from 29 countries that are not endemic for the disease. So far, no deaths have been reported in this. There's no death. So it's not so long. Maybe it's so long to the monkey box. But not only among men who have sex with men.

Oh. Oh. It's not only a, hold on, what pod to report case? It's not only men who have sex with men. That's what? So I can still get it and not have sex with a man? Wait, what? I'm sorry, doctor, go ahead.

This is of apparent community transmission, including some cases in women. The risk of monkeypox becoming established in non-indemic countries is real. WHO is particularly concerned about the risks of this virus for vulnerable groups, including children and pregnant women. Okay. There are effective ways for people to protect themselves and others. Nobody wants that.

People with symptoms should isolate at home. Pause that for a second. Man, how mad would you be if you had the baby born and that is a monkeypox kid? You can't hug them because you just keep reinfected in the whole family, hugging the baby. So you've got to, you know, ship the kid off to a little blockstey box somewhere. Those are the monkeypox kids. and a little baby with the monkeypox breakout all over.

Oh man, nobody wants that. Nobody wants that. I mean, it's tough enough to tell which kid is yours. Right? When you go to see all the babies rowed up and then, you know, you see them all rowed up and three or four of them have a monkey box. That would not be good.

But go ahead, Doc. I'm sorry. I don't need to catch a health worker. Those who share a household with an infected person should avoid close contact. Right. There are antivirus. and vaccines approved for monkeypox.

Excellent. But these are in limited supply. WHO is developing a coordination mechanism for the distribution of supplies. Okay, that's good. That's what you should be doing. That's your job. WHO does not recommend mass vaccination

against monkeypox. In the few places where vaccines are... We're not recommending mass vaccinations. So just go over there in that room, over there. Don't come out until all the scabs fall off of you, okay? And we sent somebody in to sweep up the scab dust that you left in there. Go ahead. Available. They're being used to protect those who may be exposed. Oh yeah. Like as health workers. Right. And laboratory person. Nobody wants that. This virus has been circulating and killing in Africa for decades. Yes, it has.

It's an unfortunate reflection of the world we live. Why? that the international community is only now paying attention to monkey. Because it's starting to spread, Doc. It has appeared in high-income countries. Oh, stop. Because now it's starting to appear in high-income countries. Okay. So I bet that means that the high-income countries should start putting some more money

into the low-income countries. Right, Doc? T's that live with the threat of this virus every day deserve the same cancer, the same care, and the same access to tools to protect. Yes, they deserve the same access. I'll give you that.

That's about it. Is that it? No, there was more. He was, he hawked for, he hawked for, I don't cut off the dock, man. Tadro, what are you telling? You're cutting off the dock? I mean, he's talking about,

you're cutting off the dock on monkey pie? Oh, man, that is not good. Personally, I can't get over seeing the room full of babies with monkeypox. I can't get that out of my head now. Nobody wants to have the baby. I watched every one of my kids be born. And I just want them to go out on a limb here. I would not want to see them born with monkeypox.

No one wants to see their kid born with monkey fox. But if it happens, you know, you got to deal with it. so oh no no honey no oh my gosh that is that is not right and no we do not support that on this program and dr tedro did not say that all right he didn't support mass vaccinations some would say i don't support max vaccinations but you know he didn't say that though some might take that from him but i you know i didn't but no we can't have that No, man. What are you? Wow. Wow. What are you, Alec Baldwin all of a sudden? All right, let's go to the break, curb. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, my gosh.

Sad is what it is. So you can always follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. And this particular tweet thread I read through yesterday in talking about chewing the fat. Thank you. I appreciate it. commenting that this particular twitterer Kevlar Deervest, Chewing the fat is like 10% Siri saying amorphaphalis. Amorphapalus. Right? Not a complaint, by the way.

Oh, I think, thank you. And Jim Ward, I'm sorry, I'm on Getter. Hey, me too, Jim. I'm there for the gunshots. Thank you. Especially when they're not even related to Alec. I mean, if it's not related to Alec, is it really a gunshot?

I mean, that could be any sound. And Jim is reminding me that, actually, I just remembered my favorite instance, was when he played that song with the kids singing so long, farewell bid you a good night bang so long farewell I'll be just and good night you're welcome what the heck I wasn't invited to Brittany's wedding what's happening in this world I'm the one of the biggest supporters of Britney Spears through this whole thing through our whole process yes yes I am I've been

behind Britney a hundred percent free Britney baby hashtag it I'm like the hashtag That's how important it is to me that Brittany was freed. So anyway, she's having the big wedding, and I wasn't invited. But her ex-husband, apparently, and I'm not sure. I think this was the first husband that tried to crash the wedding. Yeah, Jason Alexander tried to crash the wedding to, you know, she's marrying Sam. And not that Jason Alexander, right? It's the other one, I think.

The picture, it doesn't look like that Jason Alexander. The Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, you know who I'm talking about. Stop it. So officials confirmed that he was arrested for two counts of misdemeanor battery, one count of misdemeanor vandalism, and one count of misdemeanor trespassing, in addition to an out-of-county warrant. So apparently he made it out of the property.

An altercation involved battery. Oh, yeah, okay, whatever, with security. Of course he did. He wanted to get to Brittany. And apparently broke in. Oh, and he broke an item. Oh, no. Although he broke an item under $400, though.

So, yeah, no problem. Apparently, he's walking through the house. And security's like, you can't be here. Get out of here. I'm just here to see Brittany. I want to see Brittany. That's not going to happen. Bro, I'm not sure what you think is going to happen,

but you see and Brittany isn't one of them. Okay? And so it was arrested. So anyway, so they had to be. big wedding. Why? And I'm so bummed I wasn't invited. The heck. I mean, everyone who was anyone was there.

I mean, I should tell you something, Jeff. I know. I know. But I mean, Madonna. No one supports Madonna more than me. Paris was there. Selena and Drew. I support all these people.

And I'm not invited to the wedding. That's kind of, you know what it is? It's that damn Sam Argoshi or Ashgosh. year. Whatever his name is, she's Marion Sam. Amorph a fallace. Yeah. He's another one of those. Damn, that's a big family. Anyway,

so they were all there. Not me, though. Not me. A little disheartening, actually. A little disheartening. And they just had a quiet little wedding. Did they? Yeah, it's just a quiet little wedding. Some friends. Yeah, that makes me feel better.

That's why I wasn't there. Quiet little wedding with Brittany. Don't worry about it, Britt. Don't worry about it. Congratulations. Congratulations. I'm happy for you. And Sam, best wishes to you.

Seriously. Best wishes to you. Because, I mean, I don't know what it says, even about Sam, let alone Brit. Because, now this is her first husband, I think. Jason was her first husband. And then they got divorced. And then she married, what's his face for a few days? and they got a divert

what was his name? K-FED? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so that only lasted like a few days. That was just a Vegas fling. Who among us hasn't gone to Vegas and fallen in love and gotten married? Right?

So then that was over with. And then, you know, then we had the debacle. And now, you know, now we've got the first guy coming to the party of the wedding of this one out of his mind, getting arrested, wanting to see Bridget. I mean, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I know that's not what that means. I mean, I understand. I just, you know, let's put it, crazy, I think. Well, I don't want to call Britney crazy. That's just mean. I'm a supporter of Britney. She's not crazy. So people of like-mindedness stick together.

I like that. People of like-mindedness stick together. Speaking of sticking together, did you see where the guys fell into the chocolate tank at the Mars factory? I know. Now, the original reports said it was like half a tank. But I don't know,

because they won't let us know about the victims. What happened? So if they're still alive, I guess we just keep pumping the chocolate. A Snickers bar doesn't taste quite like a Snickers bar. Yeah, it's got that guy from Philadelphia. it. Don't worry about it. So they shut down the plant in Lancaster County.

And it took, you know, the first victim, extricated from the tank. And the second was out, it took, I mean, holy cow. The first guy came out at 3.10. And the other guy came out 15 minutes later. They both fell into the tank. Maybe, not sure what happened there, but maybe I ought to not work there anymore. If you're falling into the chocolate tanks. And they had to cut a hole in the tank to get them out.

So I think the tank was more than half full, man. And it can't be good, right? I mean, chocolate is good going into one orifice. You start dropping into a tank full of chocolate, man. It can't be good going into the other body parts, man. I just can't. I mean, I guess if you got to go, what a way to go, right? you just drop you

and you're over you know death by chocolate you know I get it okay so they don't even know if how much chocolate was in it if there were any chocolate in it

so you know Mars is known for you know M&Ms and dove chocolate and so maybe I want to stick to Hershey's chocolate for a little while until we get this shipment out.

Once we get past this shipment, you're fine, you'd get back to the Snickers. Ooh, and then I saw this and I thought, oh man, maybe Brittany wore this to her wedding, and I don't know, maybe, and someone may have, maybe Madonna or one of the other stars, Paris, probably could have worn this. A Velvita just dropped a cheese-scented nail polish

that, man, does it, look good. It's a I mean it's fantastic and it's got the nail polish collection. Two colors are based on its signature cheese product with bold velvita lettering that decorates the

package. Well that's just the packaging. Of course it is. But you could, it's got the yellow and red nails. I mean it looks really, really good. And I could see you know, Paris Hilton or Madonna

I can actually seem but not wearing this, but not pairs. And what's her face? No way what's her face wears it. Selena Gomez. Celina would not wear Velvita nails. Now maybe Cher would, but she wasn't invited.

Share wasn't on the list that I saw. So that's a little hurtful, actually. I'm a little pissed for Cher for not being invited. I don't know that I'm more pissed that I wasn't there or that Cher wasn't there. But I could see them wearing the, the velvita the velvita nails

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very building. Well, he's not in this building anymore. He's out there in another state. He had better get away from me. Yeah, Glenn Beck. You better get freaking away from me after calling me a sweaty beast on his little commercial, okay? But I mean, he's not necessarily wrong. I just didn't like the way it sounded. But, ha ha, everyone has to deal with sweating from time to time. And in the right circumstance, I mean, you're sweating up a storm, right? No matter what you're doing. Um, armpits, you got some big pit wars. You got the sweat, you got the sweat. sweat across the chest. I mean, you have the sweat.

If you wear dark t-shirts, now this is just a problem with me. I'll just tell you a little problem with me. It's like I like multicolored t-shirts, but I don't wear them. I wear white t-shirts because the white t-shirts don't show off the sweat. Okay, so they get the ring around the neck.

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Well, he was executed by the state of Arizona. And we talked about it the other day that they had decided that he, you know, no problem you can complain all you want, Frank, but you're going down. All right. We're not on your side. You're going to be executed. And they did. Now they, you know, lethal injected him.

And I guess everything went off smoothly. They had witnesses there, of course, everyone was there, and it said that it was probably the most peaceful of any of the executions that I've witnessed. That was one of the witnesses. Okay, great. Remember, he was the guy that tried to say that it was going to be too much pain

because of his bad back. And so, you know, he was using a wheelchair. and I thought originally to just leave them in the wheelchair. I mean, why do we have to strap them onto the gurney? Wheel them in, shoot them up, wheel them out. I don't know what's so hard about that. But apparently that would be cruel and unusual punishment.

I don't run the execution department of any state. I should, though. I'll tell you that. So they brought in one of those back roller things, and they said they would, you know, they'd rig the gurney up a little bit so that he could, that's how he slept at night. So they brought in his back brace and they moved the gurney a little bit.

That's what they said they were going to do. And I guess everything went fine. So the people that were, you know, the family were there of the little girl that he killed, that he was convicted of killing. They were all there. They said the girl's mother said today, Mark's final justice for our daughter.

Vicki Lynn. Our family has waited 37 years, 8 months, 22 days for this day to come. So, Frank Adwood. Dead. At 66 years of age. Good.

You know, I was thinking about executions. And that's, you know, just me. I know. But, you know, this guy that they just killed in Arizona, I'm sorry, executed in Arizona for his horrific crime and it was killing that little girl. I mean, that's what he was, you know,

found guilty of. So remember they were fighting over A, it was too much pain, you know, and they were thinking that they weren't going to have the injection drugs so that they might use the gas chamber. Arizona is still

the last, like the last state that still has the gas chamber working. There's still like three or four states that have a gas chamber. Just hasn't, ah, we haven't used that thing in a while. You know what? Get the construction workers in here. Let's get this thing fixed up. Get those pipes turned back on.

Let's go. So, I mean, the lawyers are, that's not a good thing. They don't like the gas chambers. Nazis were killing Jews in the gas chambers and the pain and suffering. See, I'm not a big pain and suffering worry warrant. You were convicted of murdering another human being or human beings. So the whole me worrying about your pain and suffering? It's not there.

Sorry, not there. Okay, but here's the deal. Many of these states have been fighting over the injection drugs, right? And they're trying to get them. They're hiding the fact where they're coming from because protesters are going to the companies that are making the drugs and protesting those companies. so, you know, it's a big circle gathering.

And so why not just use the fentanyl that we're picking up along the side of the road in many of the states around the United States of America? I mean, we can't touch it. Everybody's got to wear yellow gloves in a yellow hazmat suit. We got nothing, Kevin forbid anybody, don't breathe the air. There's some in the trunk of a car. I mean, let's just use that. out.

You know what? I'm just, I'm here. I'm just thinking, I'm just thinking for you. Certainly save the states of money. They wouldn't have to purchase, they wouldn't have to purchase the injection drugs. They don't have to purchase the cyanide gas for the gas tanks. They don't have to purchase the bullets for the shooting range.

Right? All you do is you go down to the locker room and pick up a couple of bags of fentanyl. bring it back up to the booth and say, here, take this. And the guy's dead or the girl. You're welcome. Unwrap holiday magic at Holt Renfrew with gifts that say I know you. From festive and cozy fashion to Lux Beauty and Fragrant Sets. Our special selection has something for every style and price point.

Visit our Holtz holiday shop and store or online at Holtrenfrew.com. So I saw a tweet the other day under, you know, tweeted from Uber Fax. And so it has to be true. In Denmark, there are libraries where you can borrow a person instead of a book. Now, I don't know, depending on what you're going to do with that person, I guess. That's another story. Anyway, you borrow the person at this human library to listen to their life story for 30 minutes. It's called the Human Library.

And its goal is to fight against prejudices. And I thought, is UberFax lying to me? I need to fact check UberFax. Apparently, the human library organization exists in Copenhagen. Happens to be closed right now until Monday. Today is Friday the 10th. It says here on their website, opens Monday 10 a.

So you can't rent a person now. That's the time I want to talk to a person. No, we're close. Sorry. So the Human Library Organization is a registered international not-for-profit with our administrative headquarters located in Copenhagen. The Secretary is open on all weekdays daily. All right.

So does I, do I care? Do I get that? I'm really fascinated. on how you borrow a, you know, what points make me want to go you. I want to borrow you for 30 minutes. I mean, hotness, look good? Oh, yeah.

I'm checking you out of the library right now, baby. Oh, yeah. And come to think of it, I might not return you on time. I don't know, I want to know. Or do you, I mean, do you think, oh, yeah, that person looks boring. I don't care about them. Now they're just spending my prejudices. And so I guess they probably just, you'd probably, they probably just give you one.

I'd like to take out a human. And they just give you one. Here, take Betty. Betty's here today. Betty Betty's the human we're given today. Hi, my name is Betty, and I cleaned floors in Copenhagen for 30 years. I have three children, and these are real. They breastfed my children for all their babies.

Just so you know, I know you were thinking it, looking at me, because I don't have a brawn right now. Oh, silly, get your hand off my knee. that I'm a grandmother now and I just wanted to be a part of the human library you kidding me come on now oh come on I'll take all give me him my name is uh it's Wilfred no that's Stu's character I can't use Wilford my name is uh Jonathan and uh I just moved here to Copenhagen I'm homeless and I really need some help.

I'd like to tell you 30 minutes of my life story, but well, I got, I got, I came to Copenhagen from a shipping container and yeah, yeah, what happened was, is I was homeless in, in Russia and I thought, hey, you know, you know, when I'd be down by the docks and there was an open shipping container and I was staying in it and the next thing I know I'm being lifted up and I'm moving around and I'm falling and I'm cracking

and so I got the scar on my side of my face because I was rolling around inside the container and then the next thing I know I'm being moved around again and I open up the container and I'm in Copeland so I thought well okay I might as well just be go to work for the human library then

that's great thanks Jonathan you take care thanks I'm glad I thought I checked you out. I mean, if you ever been to the human library, I want you to email me. Chewing the fat at the blaze.com.

I want to know. I may reach out to them. I want to know. I want to talk to, you know, the Copenhagen. I'm sure they'll be happy to talk to me.

I'm promoting their non-for-profit. Hello. Tell me about what humans you're renting out and what they're doing for that money. Because even though it's not for profit,

somebody's making some cash. I mean, come on now. Just come on now. That's all I'm saying. You see where Apple now is saying that they're going to be able to, they're going to introduce the ability to edit or completely recall text as part of the iMessage as part of their next operating system, the iOS 16. The company also announced changes to the iPhone lock screen,

customizable fonts and widgets and the biggest update to the MacBook Air in more than a decade during its WWDC keynote address. So, I mean, I guess it hasn't been very often. I don't, and I'm trying to remember

the last time that I actually sent something that I went, oh no, come back! And it didn't come back. So even, but I guess if you, if I send you a text that says, you know, hey, screw you, and the human that you're running from the Copenhagen Human Library too. And then I send it to you.

And then I wake up and I go, I probably shouldn't have sent that to you. So then I delete it. So can I delete it after you've seen it? You know, does it say if you've seen it, does it come back, does it let me know, like if I say, I'm going to delete that? And I go to delete it and it says, you know,

Billy's already seen it, idiot. You can delete it if you want, but he's already seen it. Or does it let me know, you know, you haven't looked at it yet? And so I delete it. Now, I'm told that when Billy gets up, he'll look at his phone and he'll say,

Jeffie sent you a message and it was deleted. So that defeats the purpose, really, because then Billy's going to call you or text you, like, dude, what'd you want? Nothing. Nothing. I was just with your wife and I wanted to tell you, but then I decided not to.

so I mean I don't know I can't remember there's a number of emails that I've sent you know where you hit send and you go no no no no no no no come back they're gone they don't come back just like text the only thing that comes back is like I don't know

your kids or the wife they leave and then they come back. Yeah, that's what happens. I know. All right, so I'm going to leave you with this story, and the only reason I saved it is just so I could hear

one particular audio clip that we use on the show, and I love it so much, and I just love to find ways to be able to play it. This story, headline, Dean Martin's multi-million fortune over a long career and a mystery over who he left. it to. Now, Dean had

tens of millions of millions of dollars. And there was a big mystery on which kids he gave it to, which wife he gave it to, but it doesn't matter to me. None of that matters to me. I don't give a crap about this story. All right? Because I'm not getting a cut of the Dean Martin cash. All right. I love Dean Martin.

He's the man. But, you know, I hope the kids all work it out and they're not duking it out in the octagon just to get dad's money. They're all in their hundreds now anyway, so I'm sure they're okay. But Dean Martin story on Chewy the Fat? You know what that leads to?

Oh yeah. Come on. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show direct from the bar, Dean Martin. Yeah! Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. We lost him. Dean Martin.

Still dead. Now he died the age of 78 years of age. At the age of age, 78 years of age, yeah. He died at 78 years of age. He would have been just this week, 105 years old.

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