Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 894 | Keep It Classy…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Okay, so if you were wondering what happened to the $426 million jackpot that was won back on January 28th, the mega millions.
Well, congratulations are in order.
Christine Wellenstein just came forward.
She's the winner.
Yay!
Good for Christine Wellenstein.
who bought the ticket at the Chevron
down there at 6061
Topanga Canyon in Woodland Hills.
Her $20 ticket,
only one in the country
to match all six numbers
beating the one in 302,575,350 odds.
And she's happy.
She said when I realized I'd won,
I told my husband, get out.
I told my children,
No, she didn't say.
She was overcome with so many emotions, but mostly gratitude.
I see, I think she kicked the husband up.
She opted to take the cash payout, duh, and says she does not plan on speaking publicly.
Well, she already did kind of.
And she plans to be, the lottery officials said that she plans to be a good steward of her sudden windfall.
It was it the standard reply from the lottery?
Oh, they plan on being a good steward with their sudden windfall.
Do they?
Welcome!
Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
I'd like to thank CBS Miami for listening to the Chewing the Fat broadcast.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
They just ran a story, an updated story, about the large.
Margo man.
And they definitely
listen to chewing the fat. So
whoever does I say who wrote this
story and hope is just CBS Miami
team,
they definitely listen to this show
because they did an update on the guy that
got eaten by the gator
while he was in the lake
looking for
frisbys. All right?
But it was next to the golf, the frisbee
golf park, all right? But
we made a big deal on this show. They're not
Frisbees. Okay, they're discs. Now, maybe there were some frisbys in the lake, but they're not frisbys.
They're discs. I mean, we made a big deal about that on the show. And we talked about how we needed more put-put-golf.
It's not put-put-golf. No, I got it. Okay? It's me. I got it. They don't know mention of that in this story.
Anyway, they will, though. They will. But they talk about the man found dead.
in a Florida lake while searching for frisbees and other flying disks.
Was missing three limbs after the encounter with alligators.
Yeah.
So, I mean, big surprise, duh.
Now, I will say that he was, I say that he was frequented the lake to find discs
and to sell them since the park is, or the lake is adjacent to the disc.
golf course.
They're making a point.
I love them.
Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat.
Thank you.
Now, they found his body.
He had three limbs missing.
Now, the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission,
you gotta love them.
They trapped two gators
from the water,
and they killed them.
And then they realized,
nope, those weren't the ones that ate them.
Yeah, it didn't implicate either one of them.
Sorry.
Man, we probably shouldn't have killed those two, huh?
What a shame.
Oh, well.
Next.
And I also love, this is how I know they listen to the show at the very end of the story.
Largo is a suburb of St. Petersburg.
Of course it is.
Duh, it's Tampa Bay.
But, I mean, we've gone over, you know, living in Tampa Bay.
and, you know, it's the great, you know, the Tampa Bay area,
but you've got Tampa, St. Petersburg, and then Largo.
And I technically lived in, well, Seminole was, I think, still part of Largo,
but it was a separate little entity on its own outside of Largo,
and then you get to the beaches along Indian rocks and Indian shores,
head on up to Madeira and Treasure Island.
You look, this is Florida.
I hold up my hand now.
This is Florida.
Hold up my left hand because you want the,
You want the thumb to be the panhandle.
So if this is Florida, all right, so you come down here, this is Tampa Bay.
You know that already.
I don't have to tell you that.
Remy Bader, you know where you love her, TikTok star, known for her realistic clothing
hall videos.
I mean, you know, Remi Bader for her realistic clothing hall videos.
Well, she's pissed.
she's pissed because her and other influencers went to a ranch where they were supposed to ride horses
and have fun and have just a nice relaxing weekend but when she got to the ranch they said
oh remi do the horses do now you're too fat no the horses are not going to be happy with you
okay i don't know if you see in the fish the videos of jeff fisher from chewing the fat on the camel
in israel uh these horses are not a camel okay there's a there's a weight limit all right
and she's pissed now she's trying to blow it off and say that it wasn't uh you know look it was
uh i i just want to say shout out to deep hollow ranch and montuck for making me leave because i weigh over
240.
I've rode
horses before and have never had this
issue. She asked
them to advertise on their signs in the future.
Oh.
Okay. Hey, if you're too
fat, don't ride. You can't come here
and ride on the horses. Shouldn't you know that
already? I mean, that's like, I've
talked about it forever. On the rides
and on the, you know,
the guy I should sue Red Baron
is what I should do.
The guy that flies for the Red Baron
pizza planes.
I should sue them.
Because I mean,
I'll never forget walking up
to him on the tarmac and he's leaning
up against the plane with his arms crossed.
He's like, yeah, ooh.
Yeah, we're not doing any flips.
So he did take me up though.
He did say I could ride, but
that was it.
So anyway, she suffers.
Remy suffers from
binge eating disorder.
I think I have that.
I think I
from that.
Benge eating disorder.
Now she's pissed at one of the employees, apparently,
after she posted this, her video to shout out to Deep Hollow Ranch.
I guess one of the employees, yeah, he probably,
the teenage employee reacted to the video and said,
well, when you're a fat bitch, you can ride a...
His response, he's a fat bitch.
It was just a post.
His response on Facebook.
Well,
when you're not a fat bitch,
you can ride a deep hollow ranch.
Eh,
probably shouldn't have done that.
Probably shouldn't have done that.
So,
of course,
now the ranch has had to apologize
and the whole world.
And she said,
she went on to say,
look,
I would never want anything bad
to happen to the horse.
Oh, really? Yeah.
But I get it. It's okay. I just wish they'd let me know and been nicer about it. Okay.
Okay, sure. You got it. You got more clicks on your TikTok than ever before because you couldn't ride a horse because you suffer from binge eating disorder. BED. Wait.
binge eating disorder
I suffer from bed
yep I have it
so I didn't know this
a rider should be more than
should not be more than 15%
of the horse's weight
and there's also a list of options
for the best horse breeds
for plus sized riders
yeah
they're called
well they have
first and last name
Anheiser Bush, but I think they go by
Clydesdales.
And they might not even like it.
I mean, the Clydesdales might like, no.
Uh-uh, honey, no.
Take that, no.
No, you're not getting up on me.
Okay.
No.
This back up a little bit, all right?
You're just stay off of me.
And she went out to say,
can't get enough of the story. It was really kind of ticking me off because, you know, she,
this is just for her self-promotion. She's feeling sorry for herself. And good for her.
You know, if she's getting her TikTok vid hits, go ahead. Good for her. You're all good for you,
Remy Bejer. But she went out and said she was shocked by the way one of the ranch employees
spoke to her and felt compelled to share her experience. But the comment about when you're not fat,
That was a social media post.
That wasn't someone actually speaking to you.
The way I was spoken to.
Laughed at by the owner.
I didn't know the president was there, actually, but, you know, it's possible.
Wouldn't surprise me.
The way I was laughed at by the owner.
No way.
There's no way that the owner of this horse ranch is laughing at her.
I'm sorry.
No.
You know, the young kid who they're apologizing for from the social media post.
Yes, they're apologizing for that.
No way that the owner of this place started.
You're not thinking about riding one of my horses, are you?
No, that is not happening.
No way.
You're bringing all these social media influencers and you're going to laugh at the fat chick?
I don't.
Well, all right, never mind.
so Remy suffers from bed
binge eating disorder
you know
and I was thinking of that
maybe I don't suffer from binge eating disorder
I suffer from
when is it not time to eat disorder
right so I wonder if there's a new
acronym
when is it not time to eat
disorder
so I think we could call it
when to eat
dot com
it would help people out
if you suffer from when is it not time to eat disorder
really you need to learn
when to eat
dot org
and we'll help you here on chewing the fat
I mean
did they pay for that sponsorship
this is my oh this is my new dot org
so that we don't have to pay
is that how that works or I just have to charge myself
yeah
all right
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Is there music or something?
We could go at the ad.
Let me eat!
Good night.
All right, let's go to the break room.
Get something cold to drink.
Oh my
Some of the fizz has gone out of that
What's going on?
What's happening?
I know.
Shut the date on that bad boy.
Must have grabbed up from the back of the fridge.
I don't know what's going on.
It's ice cold and yet.
It's not a little, the fizz is kind of gone.
A little disappointed.
You see where Charlie Sheen's daughter
is up on only fans?
And Charlie's like disappointed about it.
He knows who he is, right?
It's Charlie Sheen.
So his daughter, 18 years old now.
She is on only fans.
Sammy Sheen.
And she, her Instagram says,
click the link in my bio if you want to see more.
And it's just a picture of her, you know,
upper body coming out of a pool with a bikini on.
I mean, for 20 bucks a month?
No.
Five, maybe.
Maybe.
But you can, you know, get to her only fans page and check her out if you want.
Sammy Sheen.
He claims that I don't condone it, but since I'm unable to prevent it,
I urge her to keep it classy, creative, and not sacrifice her integrity.
Man, if anything says,
but classy, not sacrificed integrity.
That's Charlie Sheen right there.
And Denise Richards, her mom.
I mean, there's another one too.
I mean, Sammy was, Sammy moved away from Denise Richards.
It was so bad and came to live with Charlie.
Hello?
I mean, that's tough.
And then I see, speaking to only fans,
Bella Thorne goes up.
on OnlyFans.
She claims she made $2 million in the first week
on her OnlyFans account.
20 bucks a month.
I guess that's the new going rate
for showing yourself
on OnlyFans.
$20 a month.
$2 million a week?
I mean, I would spend $20 bucks
to, you know,
keeping it classy
and, you know,
don't lose your integrity
on Bella Thorne's OnlyFan.
than I would on Sammy Sheen, that's for sure.
But if you're making $2 million a week on OnlyFans,
holy cow.
Whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
Okay, I want to give a helpful hint to Sammy Sheen, all right, from chewing the fat.
It's just from me to you, baby.
Okay.
First of all, your picture is fine.
You look fine.
But you do look like, I don't know, every West Coast porn star there is.
You do look like that.
I'm just telling you the way I see it, okay?
So you're going to have to do something if you want to catch up to Bella Thorne
and the two million a week only fans account.
Okay, so you're going to make a little money,
but you're not going to make enough to live on, I don't think.
The way it is now, especially if you're going to do, you know,
you're going to stick with your dad's plan of, you know,
keeping it classy and creative and not sacrifice your integrity.
So I'm going to help you out here.
You're going to have to do something to set yourself apart from the rest of the crowd, all right?
And I think, and what do I know?
It's just chewing the fat, Jeff Fisher.
But I think that perhaps maybe you do remakes of your dad's movies
in porn.
I mean,
it does give a whole new
kind of
outlook to
hotshots.
Okay, yes, this needs to happen.
As I'm looking at the old Charlie Sheen
IMDB page,
that definitely needs to happen.
The Big Bounce.
Hello?
Oh, man.
No code of conduct.
free money
post-mortem
bad day on the block
money talks
the arrival
terminal velocity
major league
the three musketeers
Sammy Sheen
on only fans
recreates
Charlie Sheen's movies
I'm doing what my
Dad did, only better.
Oh yeah.
Hot shots, part two.
Beyond the law.
Hi, I'm Sammy Sheen.
Today, for $20, you can watch my new movie.
Loaded Weapon One.
Ha ha!
The rookie.
Oh, come on.
This has to have.
Men at work.
This has to happen.
She'll make a fortune.
She'll make a fortune.
You're welcome, Sammy.
You're welcome.
Oh, no.
He died.
Gosh darn it.
I've had this.
Okay, Philip Baker Hall.
Who died today?
Philip Baker Hall.
Now, he's died.
I was thinking about,
thinking about him because we were just talking about
Sammy Sheen and, you know,
remaking dead stuff.
in her only fans account.
You know, he started Boogie Dites.
And I had it, he died a couple days ago.
He's 90 years old.
I've had it in the Who Died Today Pile for a couple days.
But I didn't look at the picture.
I didn't realize who it was.
And it was him.
You know, he's one of those guys that, oh, yeah, him.
He was in a lot of stuff.
Man, you know, I don't want to look at his, he was on Seinfeld.
I mean, it's got, you look at his,
I betcha he's got a huge, huge IMDB page.
Anyway, that's sad.
Philip Baker Hall dead at the age of 90.
Does it say what he died of?
He was 90.
No, that's not the point.
That's not funny and it's not the point, okay?
Does it say, or he died of?
He's not an EGOT winner.
We know that from yesterday.
Hall was married to Diane Lewis
with whom he had two children
who had Hollywood in 81
whom he had
daughters so
he had the first wife
got a couple kids
got the second wife
had a couple kids good for him
doesn't say what he died of
though
I've been looking to see
you can turn it off
darn
all right it doesn't
they didn't announce what he died of
but he did suffer
from emphysema
and was reliant
on an oxygen tank.
So,
probably should have been smoking in those shows.
That's all I'm just a guess.
But rest in peace, Philip.
We'll miss you.
It's the matcha or the three
ensemble Cadocephora
of the fact that I just
to denishy who me energize
all the time?
It's the ensemble.
The form of standard and mini
regrouped.
Hello, Ben.
And the embellage,
too beau,
who is practically pre to donate.
I know that I'd
I'd love them
but I guard
the Summer Fridays
and Rare Beauty
by Selena Gomez.
I don't know.
The most
ensemble
a gift of
the fairos
show show show
and stuff
and other part of
the VIT
Procurre you
these formats
and mini
regrouped for
a better quality
price,
on link
on C4C or
in magazine.
I don't understand
why this
is coming out
at this time
again
but William
Shatner
you know
William
yes thank you
all right
Wait for a second before we get into that.
Yes.
I mean, we're definitely...
We'll definitely hear the ride on Blue Origin, okay?
But, you know, he broke into tears following that spaceflight.
And why did he break into tears?
He told us already.
Climate change.
But before climate change, I mean, he was more concerned with...
God.
Weightlessness.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Jesus.
Carmarline.
Oh, yeah.
No right description
Can be great waitless
Oh my God
You listen to Sammy Sheen?
You gotta create something
You can recreate this even
I'm giving her so many ideas
I should be doing myself
Oh my goodness
Oh goodness
Oh
I tell you
I'm
Okay, so he's 91 now, and he said it took me hours to understand what it was, why I was weeping.
I realized I was in grief.
I was grieving for the destruction of the earth.
Were you, Bill?
Were you?
Okay.
After the flight, he was visibly emotional.
Yeah, we saw.
We got it.
He wouldn't shut up, in fact.
Bezos went over to say, hey,
Hey, thanks for going.
He wouldn't shut up.
Finally, somebody had to come over and go,
Hey, Jeff, won't you come over this way?
All right, talk over here.
Bill, you keep talking over that way.
All right.
Jeff's busy right now over here, okay?
So, according to William, Bill,
Mr. Shadner,
formerly Kirk Captain,
James T.
It's going to get worse.
It's like somebody owing money on a mortgage
and they don't have the payments
and they think, oh, well, let's go
to dinner and not think about it.
That's a good analogy, Bill.
But, you know,
okay, you're right.
So he's, you know,
became the oldest person to travel
in a rock at the space.
And I do not know what I may
appear to the world, but to myself,
I seem to have been
only like a boy
playing on the seashore,
diverting my...
Here's another analogy from Bill.
He's a big fan of these analogies, and I'm a big fan of him.
I am.
I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself.
I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore,
diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary,
whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.
what the hell are you talking about
oh okay
oh Jesus
car in the line
thank you
appreciate it
I don't know why they're running this story now
the Washington Examiner you got nothing else
you got nothing else I know the
I know the January 6th committee
couldn't break out
to have a hearing today
it was too hard
it was too darn hard
yeah California Democrat
Zoh Lof
Do you know him, you love him?
He's out the committee.
And he told the morning Dingle and Barry over there on MSNBC
that the production, the production is an exhausting exercise for such a small video team.
We're talking about the United States of America.
And they have this little small video team.
Do they?
Okay.
Zoe went on.
We were going to have one, two, three.
in one week and it's just
it's too much to put it all together.
So we're trying to give them
a little room to do their technical
work. That's mainly it.
The next hearing will be
tomorrow Thursday for those of you
listening live today. It's the 15th
of June, 2022.
So hopefully the
small video team will
get over their exhausting
schedule of trying to get the videos
and pictures out.
You know, on the assault on the
U.S. Capitol, January 6th the day, democracy almost died.
So we'll be able to get those videos and exhibits out there to blast the mob of Trump supporters.
So we'll, you know, make sure that we get to that.
So I, you know, you know, no, I better not.
I was going to help Sammy Sheen out again, and I decided I wouldn't do that.
I mean, how much, how much help can I give her?
I've already given her.
I've given her at least, at least a couple years' work
that is going to bring her a fortune.
Tell you what, Sammy, when you're done with your dad's movies,
maybe you can move to TV because, you know,
everybody wants going to want to see two and a half men.
Oh, yeah, I promise you that.
Coming in 2024, Sammy Shee, not only fans.
creation, two and a half man.
I have no idea.
You have no idea how I want that.
I mean, I'm not spending 20 bucks a month, but you can't.
You can't.
I'm not, I'll maybe spend it for a month.
I'll pick and choose the movies.
You know, like two and a half men, I'm in.
That's not the movie, though.
That's TV.
For, you know, Major League, not Major League 2, but Major League,
That might be in.
For, what was the other one?
Oh, yeah, hot shots.
I'm in for that one, too.
All right, you know, just give me the year.
And then I see where in Sweden,
they are now having, you know,
what they're calling sexy garbage cans,
seductively encouraging citizens
to properly toss their trash.
I mean, who's writing this story?
It's me.
So in the Swedish city of Malmo, I guess that's how you say it.
I don't know if it's some other Malmo, M-A-L-M-O.
Amorphophalus.
I don't think that's what they call it.
But okay, that's fine.
It's beautiful this time of year, by the way.
The trash cans are programmed with sultry audio messages.
The cans respond with words of encouragement when given garbage.
It's almost like real life.
Sammy, you listening?
Anyway, city officials say it's meant to discourage littering.
All right.
So who knew?
Trash could be such a turn on.
I mean, hello.
Trashy is good, right?
Not trashy, Jeff.
Trash.
Oh, okay.
So there are these green garbage bins that look like postal, post office boxes, right?
Another thing we could do is if I was in charge of the post office,
we could turn these postal boxes that are rusting out behind post offices around America.
We could turn them into at least trash bins with sultry messages.
Hey, want to drop something in here?
Hey, put something in me.
Oh, yeah.
What do they say?
Okay, so there's a video.
I didn't listen to the video.
I just sent it along.
Of course, this is a video.
But I sent it along to Corby's and I said,
there's a video.
I want to hear the sultry messages.
And then I happen to think,
probably not in English.
So I don't know if that's going to make it better or worse.
But I will say that as head of the Postal Service,
the ones I create will be speaking English.
But I don't know that these will be speaking English.
So let's play the stupid,
Swedish trash bid video.
More.
One again again again.
Come,
soon to back and do that again.
Oh yeah.
Mmm,
thank.
Ha ha.
Oh,
precisely there, yeah.
I mean, you know what she's meaning, and I'll tell you that.
Little more to the left to next go.
The language of love.
Ah, that was
gall, it's sweet.
Oh, yeah.
That was crazy good.
I'm going to have to play that again.
Mare.
That sounded like one of the animals of the zoos.
Thank.
Easy.
Whoa, take...
So apparently it means,
oh yeah, right there.
That was crazy good.
And you know what the other ones were.
We have audio of some zoo animals that sounded a lot like some of the audio coming from the trash bins there.
No, not that one.
Which one was it?
Play the seal one.
I think that was it.
Yes, this is the seal one.
Oh, that's the whale.
No, that's the whale one.
Yeah, that's the whale that was on the beach.
Yeah, because she was out there rescuing the whale.
Didn't work, by the way, the whale died.
But, oh, okay, he played that one again.
Yeah, that's the trash kid.
Yes, that is.
That's the trash can.
They're just copying whales on the beach.
That's some sort of fat joke.
Would it work, though?
See, the video is just these guys opening and closing.
I'm not putting stuff in.
So that means that you don't have to put anything in.
I could go down this road.
so easy and just i mean it's pretty much been there anyway hasn't it sammy but uh look sammy shee
you are so welcome okay i'll stop i'll stop i just know that you should have to put something in
to get some sound out we'll just leave it there
One, eng-gung-tchew.
Come soon to back I'll hear that I'm here.
Mmm, thank you.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Oh, that's the same thing.
The whale was speaking sweet.
Do you speak sweet?
Yes, that's not the whale was speaking.
All right, all right.
I can't believe that the whale, we now know that the whale,
that's why we didn't understand it at first,
that the whale was speaking.
Whatever.
Yeah, whatever, whatever language that is, that's not English.
Amorpha fallis.
I don't think that's a language.
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So this is kind of really Houses of the Hoity Toity.
Marissa Mayer, former head of Yahoo,
and she made billions on that sale,
and she's, you know, is altruistic now.
Is she?
Okay, but she's been buying up property all over California
and San Francisco,
and she just put in a pool
at one of her residences in San Francisco,
but she had purchased these townhouses,
and she wanted to knock them all down
for the pool. So the one she lived
in and then she wanted to knock the others down for the pool.
And that has happened, by the way.
That has happened, by the way.
Okay? And she bought
the buildings, the one-story building
and wanted the swimming pool in it so that she could
knock it down and build another building next to the pool, but she wanted it
done, you know, her way. And
closer examination of the rules,
the city was like, oh, yeah, no. That's
We can't know.
That's part of our
Save the City, Palo Alto thing.
We can't knock down townhomes like that,
buildings like that.
And then,
huh, you know,
and closer examination
of the rules,
you know what?
You can go ahead.
The demolition is permissible.
Yeah.
I wonder what closer examination meant.
You know what?
After Marissa
put some money into my pocket.
No problem.
You go ahead, knock down whatever you want.
You put in whatever you want.
It's good to go.
And did you need new permits
to make that like a single family
home residence too? Yeah, that's permissible
now too. I don't worry about that.
I mean, they hate her
in the area and I love her.
Now, they're pissed and the neighbors don't like her
because for more than that.
She bought a former mortuary
And she holds big Halloween parties there every year
And the neighbors hate her for it
And she's like, eh, want to come to the party?
Because we're still having it, okay?
And I'm thinking about maybe turning it into a private women's club.
But for right now, we're just going to have some Halloween parties, okay?
All right, good.
I'm glad that she's
I wish if she was my neighbor
at least you could go over and go Marissa
Hey
How you doing?
Looking for an investment?
I'm it
I don't know how good that would go over
but
Kevin is shot
Hey
or Marissa
Oh no
And I see where Kevin now
Kevin Spacey
You know him you love him
is set to appear in the UK court on sex assault charges.
He has officially been charged with four counts of sexual assault against three men.
The old Metropolitan Police has confirmed.
Kevin 62 now has been charged with causing a person to engage in penetrative sexual activity without consent.
He's due at Westminster Magistrate's court tomorrow.
He said he's going to show up.
All right.
You know, he's been charged with two counts of sexual assault on a man now in his 40s in 2005.
He's also been charged with one count of sexual assault and one count of causing a person to engage in penetrative sexual activity without consent on a man now in his 30s from 2008.
The fourth charge is a sexual assault on another man who is also now in his 30s.
I mean, by the time I'm done reading these assaults, like, get over it.
I mean, you know, sorry, sorry.
Okay.
Now, Kevin has said he'd voluntarily appear before the court.
And he said, I'm confident.
I can prove my innocence.
So you have to go with that.
Right?
Right.
And this is the way a headline gets you.
Okay?
The headline, Hitman testifies ex-Amazon Mexico CEO, paid him nine.
thousand dollars to kill his wife oh okay well really he wasn't working for amazon at the time all right
this this guy Juan Carlos Garcia uh was working for electra a commerce group electra at the time he was
hired to run amazon's Mexico operations in 2014 but left
three years later to join Electra.
Now, according to this, they're, you know, they, okay, well, let's just say that the family
believes that he's guilty, okay, because not only did he pay this guy, who failed, by the way,
to kill the wife, someone else did.
They don't know who that is.
the wife was out walking one night
and a motorcycle drives by and shoots her up
hello welcome to Mexico
how you doing
now they believe that he's behind the killing
but they can't prove it
they can prove that he hired you know this guy's saying that
he gave me money to kill her
but I didn't do it
and the family of course the only enemy she had
in life was him
okay all right
you got it now he's on the run
so if you see my man
Juan Carlos Garcia
He's on the run
And he's wanted in like
190 countries
I think now
So it's going to be tough for him to
Travel around
So if you see him
Tell him to turn himself in
Say hey
Juan Carlos Garcia
Prove your innocence, bro
I don't know what country
you're thinking
about living in, but there's
190 of them that
has warrants for your arrest,
okay? So
I'm going to go out on a limb
and say
when you have 190 countries
that are
able to issue warrants for your
arrest, life
not really
that good.
Not really that good. Now maybe he's
floating around in the ocean on a boat
and happy possible.
living on a cruise ship maybe
post COVID
who's the guy up on floor three
that's been here for three or four rides
oh yeah he's got COVID
that's Juan Carlos Garcia
he's wanted in 190 countries
just bring him a plate of food
tell him to shut up
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