Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 898 | It’s Gotta Be The Longest…

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

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History is being made. Yay! In an historic move. President Joseph Robinette Biden appointed Marilynne Mali to become treasurer of the U.S. She is the lifetime chief of the Mohican Indian tribe. Malabar, Malarba. Amorpha phallus.

Yeah, we'll become the first Native American to hold the position, which oversees the U.S. Mint and the Bureau of Engraving and Printing. It's also a big deal. Finally, finally, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen can put her signature on the money because it couldn't appear on the U.S. dollar until a treasurer was appointed. them's the rules. So both Yellen and Amorphophalis.

Names will be added to the new bills. And I'm pretty sure. I mean, we've got the very first Indian, American. I guess that's what she goes by. The Lifetime Chief. How? Chief.

No, that's not her name. Stop. That's not even funny. And then we have Janet Yellen, right? So it's going to be two females on signatures on the dollar bill and on all the bills that get printed and we are printing a lot.

So there's going to be a lot of bills out there with Janet Yellen and Marilyn Amorphapalus on the bills. Look for that. I'm sure that it's probably going to look more like M-A-L-E-R-B-A but you know

that's how it's spelled but how you say it Amorpha-Falus. Welcome. Welcome to June. the fast. So dumb. I mean, as I'll start out, Florida in the news, Florida, all over the news today. I mean, we have the plane crash that happened. And it happened at Miami International Airport.

And I saw the footage of it, and I thought, oh, my gosh. I mean, what did the crash outside of the airport? Because, I mean, where I live, planes, maybe where you live, too. Maybe it's just a thing that happens everywhere in the world. But planes fly over a lot. And I think many times like, ooh, man, I don't want something bad to happen. Because they're a lot bigger than they look. But this airplane, first of all, I want to feel bad, but it was a special discount flight from the Dominican.

So, I mean, I feel bad. I do. bought it. It's a special red air flight from the Dominican Republic. And it was so bad, I mean, three people were injured.

So the landing gear, I guess, didn't come down or didn't lock. And so it hit the runway and then glided off into the grassy area, which I'm pretty sure that's why they have the grassy area. Anyway, and so then, and I know

that it started on fire, but three people were injured and 126 people got off safely. And it couldn't have been too bad because I know that they burst into flames and people were scared and everything. But I mean, I saw footage of people rolling their carry-on luggage away from the plane. So they were so scared.

So scared that they grabbed their carry-on luggage to get off that plane. And people were taking cell phone video. That's how scared they were at this plane crash. So in other Florida news, I'm glad that everybody's safe, no matter what airline crashed. No, I am.

In other Florida news, Florida authorities are giving teens and young adults a chance to come clean, which I'm sure they will do. Absolutely. They broke into this $8 million home in Walton, County.

This is Florida. Walton County is up here in the panhandle. They broke into this million-dollar home. It says in the story, $8 million home. So, you know, maybe in today's world, it's 10, 10 or 12. But it could be houses of the hoity-to-oity. And they broke in and just started partying, smashing stuff up. They're taking pictures.

They're showing a boxing match going on in the house. The one kid breaks into the bedroom, and he's got the owner's rings on. some kind of championship rings, too. So you might not want to mess with the owner. And authorities described how the homeowners gave no consent to the party and seemingly had no connection to the young people. It just broke.

Nobody's there. Let's party there. Okay. No problem. So there was a little bit of damage and a few things were stolen. You know, one thing led to another. And some of the things,

and they just can't put a price on. I think you can't. I think you probably can't put a price on it. But, you know, apparently they were trying on clothes. I mean, you're already there. And you're partying. What are you supposed to do? You might as well try some stuff on.

So they were posting videos online. There's Snapchat videos, Instagram videos, TikTok videos. So there's a lot of footage that can possibly identify some of the culprits on this. So they're saying, hey, why don't you come and clean this place up and you can come clean. I don't know if that still will let you off the hook, though. I mean, I'm there to clean up and then get arrested. That would not be good.

But they said that the deputy's arrival, most of the party girls had already left the scene by the time they got there. And they, you know, now they're just looking at all the footage. So good times of Florida. Good times of Florida. Just show up at the house and party. You know, I've seen, why wouldn't you do that, though? I mean, that's why you kind of have somebody watch the place for you, right, when you're away. Even if you're in one of the houses of the hoity-to-oity.

I mean, you gave all the workers, you gave the maids off and the housekeeper off and everybody's off. I would just break in I feel like there should have been an alarm thing happening even just a simply safe program where you get alerted say let's say you're out of plane coming back from vacation I don't know in the Dominican

and you get an alert on your app somebody's broken into your house and maybe you don't have time to react because your plane crashes and you didn't have time to contact the authorities but you know you do know that it's happening right so I feel like there should be an alarm thing going on and more Florida news a record-breaking Python was caught in Florida 17 over 17 feet 17.7 feet 215 pounds it is a monster python they show them carrying this thing out the skull is like

six inches long. I mean, it's amazing. And the body had 122 eggs lining her inside from her stomach to her tail. Many of the eggs weren't fully mature, but she was getting ready

to provide the earth with more pythons. And they claim that they found some deer hooves in her. So the last dinner was a little white. tailed deer. So darn the log.

That python is now missing from the from the Everglades. And the Python challenge is now going to take place. Right. I mean, that happens in August, I think, right? The Python removal competition. It begins, yeah, August 5th.

Until it lasts through August 15th. So you've got what, 10 days, 9 or 10 days and you get to go in and kill as many damn pythons as you want. Now, you have an opportunity to win big, though, for the competition. So there's different categories. There's professional and novice. I don't know. You know, as a novice, you want to go in and start trudging through the Everglades

looking for pythons. But, hey, go ahead. Go ahead. You have to get a – I think you have to take a class, too. You have to take some online course so you can – Be very quiet. We're hunting pythons. So the grand prize,

$2,500 bucks. Most pythons, second place, $750. Longest python, $1,500. Longest python, second place,

so, I mean, the loser python, $750. I mean, all right, I guess. You get out there, I mean, how bummed would you be? You come in with, you know, a truckload of pythons.

You think you're going to win the $2,500. Some guy pulls in with a truck and a half. Nope, you don't get the $2,500. Here's $750. Get out of here. Thanks for playing. Good luck. God bless.

So, I mean, good luck, until the python hunters coming up in August. You can register right now, get out there and register. And be sure to follow. all the rules. There are some pythons that have tags on them, I think. If I remember the Python hunting rules, there's some pythons

that have a tag on them that the Python authorities have chipped and tagged and they're keeping track of them. I don't think you can kill those. I think they want those left out there so that they can continue to track. So if you

pull up with a truckload of pythons and a couple of them have the tag on it, you definitely Lee Arwin in the 2,500. And I suppose I should mention the other two Florida stories that are big Florida stories. And I see where Mark Levin, our very own Blaze TV's,

Mark Levin is hosting or moderating the GOP debates in Florida. So, congratulations to Mark. And the Tampa Bay Lightning are in the NHL finals for the third straight year in a row, looking to three, Pete, down two games to

one against the Colorado Avalanche. Good luck. to the Tampa Bay Lightning. I mean, they're looking to three Pete, and then the one guy on the team, Pat Maroon, he's looking for his fourth NHL finals championship in a row because he won with the Blues

four years ago, and then he's won the last two with the Lightning and looking to win the Three Pete with the Tampa Bay Lightning. So good luck, go Bulls. Man, it was so much fun. When I was living in Tampa Bay and the Lightning were on their run, and they were playing and they played in the run

and it was just so much fun going to all those games man I just I just leave it at that it was just fun it was just fun plus one of my favorite stories comes from going to one of the hockey playoff games I don't think it was a championship game although it might have been one of the finals games

against Philadelphia that year we had tickets to the in the the VIP area I'm not sitting down with the unwashed masses at the time. Because I worked for, well, at that time I was still working for the mothership, 970 WFLA. But we carried the lightning sometimes when our sister station, the sports animal, 620WDA, couldn't carry the games. And so we had plenty, we had a few tickets to go view the games.

And we were sitting in the VIP area. And that's where the TV broadcast happens. so the guys are doing their TV broadcast up in the VIP area and at halftime or between periods, not half time, between periods, they do a little side-by-side shot standing in the aisles, you know, so you get the camera shot of them and then the ice is behind them

as the Zamboni is taking care of the ice. So, and in the VIP area, there's, you know, plenty of free food. And so I'm there with my oldest son Elvis and he's like, I've got to go get some more ice cream, man. And so he hops up and he runs up the aisle. And these two guys are doing their live shot. And he's reaching, excuse me, excuse me, he's trying to get in between them.

And then he finally just cuts them off in between him. And I was all on TV. It was awesome. I have the footage somewhere. They were so pissed. They were so pissed. And he came back and he sits down and he goes, I think we're going to get kicked out of here, Dad. I was like, why?

I just ran through the TV shot. I didn't realize it was a TV shot until after I broke through. them. They were so pissed. They came down, they're looking at him, they're pointing at him, and I'm looking at him like, dude, you didn't have anybody standing behind you? You're doing your live shot, and you just have that open? Like, you know, you don't have anybody standing behind you to not let people

walk up the stairs while you're doing your live shot? That's not his fault. That's your fault. Eh, well, there's the VIP section. You probably should have known that. But it was still awesome. And I, at one point, I had somebody sent me the footage. of it and I don't know what's happened to it now

a long time ago, but it's really tremendous because here's these two guys doing their live shot and there's my son behind him. Excuse me, excuse me trying to get through to get his ice cream before the period starts again. Ha! Oh, I love NHL hockey. All right, let's go to the break room.

I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, thank goodness. So good. Hey, Elon Musk's $44 million, I'm sorry, billion, who 44 mil, I might be involved in that deal, 44 billion, no, not even close, but 44 billion dollar Twitter deal gets the board endorsement. Twitter's board said, yeah, we're recommending that shareholders approved, I bet they are, the $44 billion sale to Elon Musk. I bet they are.

At the same time, Microsoft says it's going to, phase out, it's facial recognition AI. Oh, really? Is that true? Well, they say it is. They say that we're keenly aware of the mounting backlash toward facial recognition. And we're just going to go ahead and shudder

a significant project in response. We're going to retire facial recognition technology that could infer emotions as well as characteristics like age, gender, and hair. Oh. Okay. They're offering a framework created the potential for discrimination

and other abuses. There was also no clear consensus on the definition of emotions and no way to create a generalized link between expressions and emotions. But that's what we're working on. And I kind of feel like

maybe some other couple are farther along than you than Microsoft because I kind of feel like we're still moving on that. I feel like Google and Amazon have that ongoing. But anyway, good, good for Microsoft for getting out of that. I don't want I don't want any of that to be racist. Heaven forbid that happens. That's why they're getting rid of it for sure. Tennis legend star Naomi Osaka has now launched a new media company in partnership with LeBron James. Yay! Maverick Carter's Spring Hill Company.

Naomi is continuing to make plays both and on off the court. Her latest move comes in a form of her new media production company. Now, she said that her full service company is going to be telling empowering stories. scripted and unscripted, branded content and digital content. Isn't that what they all say now? I mean, isn't that the whole thing?

That's Michelle Obama. That's Barack. We want to tell... We really want to tell uplifting and empowering stories. Oh, okay? I mean, that was what the Obama said. They just signed a new deal with Audible,

told Spotify, take your money and get out of here. a wider audience. Do you? Audible reaches a wider audience than Spotify? Okay. I mean, all right, you got it. The deal with higher ground, the Obama's media company, which of course reflects the company's shared mission to tell meaningful and entertaining stories that elevate diverse voices and experiences. It sounds like Naomi's company. You know, anyway, they've got a new deal with audible, good for them. Their exclusive podcast

pack with Spotify, bye have a nice day. According to this, higher ground, the Obama's, also they disagreed with Spotify over the number of shows that would feature the former president of first lady.

So Spotify was like, how about you guys do some shows? How about you do some shows? I've got a deal for you to do some shows. Oh, well, whoop. put some stuff together, but it was not us. It's not going to be us. No, that's what we signed for.

They said we do you. I don't really care about your empowering other stuff. But, you know, they do. So Audible is invested in realizing that vision alongside President Obama. I'm looking forward to partnering with them to tell stories that not only entertain, but also inspired. Oh, that's so good. Now, they claim here that the Michelle Obama podcast, which was the first podcast from Higher Ground,

is the most listened to Spotify original to date. Okay, if you say so. The company's other podcasts include The Big Hits Show, a series of audio documentaries hosted by Alex Pappademus, Papa who Alex Papademus Amorpha fallus

Focus He's related to the The Mint lady Focus on defining Pieces of Popular culture You know the Indian The Indian that runs the mint The chief

Amorpha Phallis They're related I don't even care about the Obama shows anymore I'm sick of the Obamas And we still got to put up with them So I'm not doing them anymore Tired of it

bad news well I don't know about bad news but CEO and C-O of Pornhub abruptly resigned what is happening over at Pornhub man on Monday

yeah they're taking away the music it's going away oh you're right it's gone I think I'll log into Pornhub oh no maybe not maybe I won't I mean the

one of the world's large The largest purveyors of porn, Mind Geek, announced that executives Ferris Antune and David Tessiel, CEO, have resigned from the company following a string of controversies. Oh, all right. Apparently, the websites, there's a problem that they're posting videos. there's a problem where some videos are being posted of, you know, they're saying that they're underage. And, I mean, I'm sure that they're doing everything they can to not let that happen. And they're also posting videos that have not been okayed.

You know, like the, so they've, I'm sure that the videos have been okayed, you know, like, okay, we're going to film you. but then we're going to post it on the internet you may not have okayed that I mean if you're filming a sex scene don't you think it's going to end up on the internet

that would be my lawsuit I'm sure it's going to end up on the internet why would I of course it's you're going to just do a sex scene and not end up on the internet and this is the world today what happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas, although we've got some Vegas.

We've got to cover some Vegas too, man. Big news in Vegas. Oh, and you know him, you love him, Bill Cosby. Guilty, guilty, county! Yeah, that's what they found. They found him liable in the civil case for the assault in 1975. Come on now. I feel like the fix was in.

We need to go ahead and try this case again. I feel like, you know, because she's the lady, Judy Houth, H-U-T-H, testified that the comedian invited her and a friend to the mansion when she was 16. He was 37 and forced her to perform a sex act. Now, the verdict came nearly, well, came, but it's been about a year since Bill's been let out of prison. This was the first civil case against Cosby to come to trial. She's 64 now, so. Bill's not going to want anything to do with her now anyway.

The actions... They stir up memories from the encounter, and she said it triggered four years of anxiety and other symptoms. Did it? Well, she said it did. So they said the jury said $500,000 will make you feel better. I mean, if you're Bill...

Just write the check. You probably should have just wrote the check anyway and just bypassed this whole courtroom. and just said, all right, here you go. Here's half a million. Get out of here. I'm sorry that you think I did something bad. But he's denied it all.

He said, no way would he bring in an underage girl at the mansion? And I believe him. I mean, there's plenty of other people there at the mansion. I mean, you know that. Why do you need to bring her in? You know the answer. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. era of fitness is here.

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No, no, no, no, I'm talking about, well, I mean, you can play it. It is sad, but we're talking about sads, S-A-D-S, sudden adult death syndrome, young, healthy, people are mysteriously dying. Now, experts and families of healthy young people who have suddenly died are speaking out about sads or sudden arrhythmic death syndrome. Incredible. So they claim that the umbrella term is used to describe unexpected deaths in young people,

usually 40 years of age or under. and if their death is undetermined, we're not sure. Oh. Okay. So people are just dropping over. Now, many of you who may have, I don't know, been against the thing called,

what's that thing that they made us get? You know, the shot. Amorph a phallus. Yeah. Yeah, they took care of the, that we were supposed to. supposed to cure. Amorphalus.

And it didn't. And you would still catch a morpho phallis. You remember? And they called it a vaccine. They called it a vaccine. That's what it was. Anyway, they claim that look, this is just, it's tragic that this is happening, but

this has always been a really tragic thing. And it's been around forever. And we haven't seen a big change in numbers in recent years. Really? Because I don't remember hearing it as often as we hear it now. Medical Daily, who doesn't love Medical Daily, noted that approximately 210,000 people

die suddenly and unexpectedly each year due to sudden cardiac arrest in the United States. But that's not, okay, so that's sudden cardiac, that's a reason, right? I mean, who among us hasn't had a sudden cardiac arrest? by the way. I mean, those you can take those

standing out. They do nothing. I laugh at sudden cardiac arrest syndrome. Laugh at it. I don't recommend that for anyone, by the way. So,

the rule of thumb, if you can avoid the sudden cardiac arrest, I would do that. That was not fun. Think of, like, the worst pain you've had.

Ever? Well, maybe not ever. The worst pain that you've had, it's in the running for the worst pain you've ever had. And that's what, that's in your chest. And it's pretty debilitating. Like nothing, you can't do anything else. I know.

Weird. But that's not sudden, I guess that gets put in with the sudden adult death syndrome. But we know what that is. Right? These people that are just dropping over, why'd they die? We don't know.

Ah, it's dead. Sads, write it off. Next. I mean, it's just incredible. So, I mean, they claim, though, it has nothing to do with the... What's that thing called again? Amorpha fallus. It has nothing to do with that.

And so, I mean, I guess you have to believe them, don't you? Sure. Absolutely. So, uh... This lady who died in Australia, 29 years old, sad, but not because of sads, because she and her husband were at this place called Hamilton Island in Queensland, Australia, a place for lovers and couples to go share their love with each other. Now this couple is on their honeymoon.

Right, they're on their honeymoon. Oh, yeah. How about we go to Hamilton Island in Queensland, Australia? I would never say that. But, you know, they did. That's the place to go, I guess. And it's one of the places where you get to have golf carts. Apparently, there's not a lot of cars.

And so everybody drives a golf cart. Kind of like the villages in Florida. There's another more Florida news. Kind of like the villages. Well, this couple was out driving, and they realized, man, I'm losing my chance. charge. This goes against batteries, man. And he's

in his golf cart and he realizes, oh, honey, we got to get back. I got to charge. We're losing my charge. And that's what the story is anyway. Perhaps maybe they were trying to get back to take care of a little honeymoon business. But he makes a U-turn, and it tips over. And it's still going. So it's

on the lady. That's not funny. I'm not laughing about it. All right, but it's still going. And they didn't rescue her in time. So the rest of peace. It's not funny. I know. It's not funny.

It's sad. They tried to bring her back and couldn't. It was just a, and now there's no harm. Just a tragic accident. We're sure that the husband didn't have anything to do with it, are we? She wasn't wearing a seatbelt.

And, you know, who wears, you're in a golf cart. and you're running around nobody's putting a seatbelt on in a golf cart I mean I'm with you on that nobody's wearing a guy I mean I realize I'm supposed to put a seatbelt on

but you're in a golf cart I mean I'm surprised we don't hear more deaths like this in the villages I mean maybe the old guys aren't making the big quick U-turns I know how to keep mine charged okay thank you I don't have to make a U-turn to tick to her

okay maybe a lot I'm just surprised that it hasn't happened anyway. Rest in peace, dearly. Young Marina Morgan tragically passed away in a buggy accident.

That's not funny at all. So then we get the news of a starving monkeys. Starving monkeys. Now not only are the monkeys starving and dying, which is why they're in the Who died today, but they're getting pissed and coming after

people. Now I had the story. in the fat pile for a couple of days of the monkeys attacking kids in Ethiopia because of a severe drought and there's no food, right? And they've been attacking kids that are looking for food. They want food.

We've talked about the monkeys in Southeast Asia attacking people because there's no food, especially coming out of COVID. They got the visitors that were always there were not there during COVID. So they're out on the streets going I need a cigarette and I need some food.

why? I mean, where are the people that are supposed to be given me cigarettes and food? And so they were pissed and they started attacking people that came by. Well, now, this, we have a monkey who has attacked a lady and her baby. Took the baby. Now, they, the lady was breastfeeding her baby. and then the monkey came up and took the kid. So she's sitting outside her house. And she's sitting outside her house

in beautiful Mahwamongo village in Kegu No, no it's not. It's no relation. It's Kigabamo. It's a Mawanganggo village in Kigabombo. Tanzania. Damn,

W-A-M-G-O-M-G-O-M-G-G-O-M-G-A-Morphafalus village in Kig-O-M-A-G-O-M-A. In Tanzania. That's where she was. Can't help where she was. So she was at her house, so I'm sure it's beautiful. Probably just like that house in Walton County in Florida. I ate, nine million. And she's out breastfeeding her baby.

and the monkeys invaded her house and took the baby. That's now that's sad. Why are you laughing then? Why are you laughing? It's sad. The villagers rushed to her house to assist in getting her child back. But that ain't going to happen. The trooper monkeys were like, I don't think so.

It was not going to happen. That's not going to happen. And then they made a deal with the head monkey. So they had the troop of monkeys at the house. And the main monkey, the head guy, took the baby. And the villagers all came and finally talked him into giving the kid back. Okay, sure, the story says they forced it from the monkey. Let's hope that.

I don't know if the villagers in Mawangu go. have weapons other than, you know, I don't know, some kind of machetes and bush knives. I don't know that they have. Yeah, bush knives. Why do you think that's, you're in Tanzania, you're in Mawanga, Ongha, Ongo, Kukwanga. I think that's what it was called, wasn't it?

Amorpha Fallis. Yeah, that's what it was. You know, really, I don't know why I put the story in who died today. Because nobody died. I mean, they died in my story. We killed the monkey. But it doesn't say that in the story. It says the monkeys took the baby from the mother who was breastfeeding her kid.

I mean, maybe she was just doing it wrong. Maybe the monkeys were like, you don't know nothing about taking care of a baby. Give me the kid. Maybe that's what happened. I don't know. It doesn't say that. So then it says the villagers rushes them to help her

and they end up taking the baby back, forcing the baby back from the one month. Okay. I mean, please, Mr. Monkey? Mrs. Monkey? I know you've already hurt the neck in the head of this baby, but don't kill it. So now the kid is going to have, you know, scars from being taken from the monkeys. Oh, what happened to you? Back in 2002, Mawanga, Tanzania, I was taken by a tribe of monkeys. That's Tarzan's story. Wait. This story can't be real. And one more in Who Die Today. They're doing their best to kill off Mike Lindell. I mean, they are doing their damnness to get rid of Mike Lindell. So now, Walmart has decided, yeah, you know what, Mike,

you're my pillow thing? Yeah, we like selling it in the stores and everything, but we're not going to do that anymore. We're going to sell it online for you, but that's it. We'll put it on Walmart.com, but we're not going to put it on the show. anymore in the stores. Wait, what? I mean, that's a big deal.

He said he was, they gave him no warning. And they just, he had a, he had a video call with them. And they said, yeah, your, your performance has not been great. Their customer reviews have not been great. I mean, come on. The guy's taken a beating for being behind President Trump and behind the election fraud. I'm sorry, the possible election, the alleged election fraud.

And so is he going to have good customer reports on Walmart? I know, maybe, I guess. But they said, look, your customer, what was their stupid line? His pillows didn't meet the retailer's customer satisfaction criteria. Oh, okay. So the website. shows ratings for each product.

Now I can honestly say that I have purchased products from Walmart.com and I have never rated a product. I've never, you know, they ask you to rate products and rate, I've never done that. All I care about is ordering my product, sending me the product, please.

Thank you. Deliver it to my home. I wouldn't go back in and give the pillow five stars. But you should do that for this podcast though, chewing the fat. If you're listening to this podcast, you should rate it five stars.

Now, I've made the joke for a long time. You should rate it, you know, 20 stars, best podcast ever. But you can only, you know, rate it five stars is the most. It's the most they let you, whatever. So, you know, do that. And then, you know, rate it, then write down 20 stars, best podcast ever. You could do that, but rate it, you know, five stars. So, let me, that's not such a bad idea.

Make that happen. But they're doing their best to shut down Mike Lindell, man. And he is still cranking. He's still, my pillow's the best. He's going to sell my pillow. We're going to do it. We're going to find a way to do it. I mean, how many companies have dropped him now?

I mean, he was in a lot of places. Costco, Bedbath, and Beyond. J.C. Penny. I don't even know if they have any more J.C. pennies in the world. I know they do. Shut up. And Wayfair. And it says,

here in the story of that QVC. So the QVC won't even hawk the pillows? The crap they hawk on QVC? Jeff, those are fine products. Okay, you got me. I want to sell my pillow on QVC because Mike Lindale is battled with his lawsuit with Dominion.

I mean, okay, you know, I would like to see some of the some of the paperwork. Dominion is filed to Mike Lindell in this lawsuit. We'll see if we get some information on that. I would doubt it,

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They've got NFL now. Vegas is the place to be unless you're Adele. Because she's now hit more delays. It doesn't look like she's going to ever do the residency in Vegas. It's COVID and we couldn't get the show together. and then they've moved it. And so now they're saying, yeah, it's probably looking like it's not going to happen.

She's got shows in Europe, and she's got to do those shows, so probably isn't going to happen. Okay? Sorry about that. I mean, I don't know why she's having such a hard time with it. Just go on stage and put your fat butt on stage and sing. That's all people want to see, Adele.

You'll put your new nails on and your wig, and you go out and you sing a couple songs. Thank you for coming. And then when people say, boy, that sucked. I wish I hadn't have spent $8 billion to come to Vegas. You can say, oh, you didn't like it? Sorry. We put on the best show we could.

I mean, Vegas, man, there's been some people making some serious money on these residences. And that's what she's after, right? She's after the, and I understand it. But think of the stars that have been in Vegas. Okay, so I was reading the other day about Frank Sinatra. And, you know, you talk about, when you get to Frank Sinatra, you start talking about the Rat Pack, of course, with Sammy Davis Jr., Peter Lawford, and Joey Bishop,

and my main man, Dean Martin. So I did it, not yet. Don't start with, I know you're excited. I want to get to it, too, because I'm excited, but I was doing a story because the Elvis movie comes out this weekend, too, right? Elvis Presley, taking care of business. I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be awesome.

And don't look at it like that's going to be awesome. TCB, baby. that should have been the title of the movie right there. TCB, baby. No, that's not Elvis? No. Okay. So I was reading a story about Dean Martin and Elvis Presley.

And Dean Martin's daughter talks about meeting Elvis Presley on the set at Paramount. And they're both doing a movie, right? And those days, she said they used to ride, you know, there weren't golf carts. They had to ride bicycles. How dare they? I make Elvis Presley and Dean Martin roll around the Paramount. a lot on bicycles. But it's probably Dean that made him go move to golf carts.

Yeah, I'm not doing the bikes. So she said Elvis rolled up on the bike and hops off and Dean says, Hey, Elvis Presley, this is my daughter. And daughter is Elvis Presley. And Elvis leaned down and said, hey, you know, they call me the king of rock and roll. But your dad is the king of cool. Oh yeah Think about it

Ladies and gentlemen The Sands Hotel Proudly presents the star of our show Direct from the bar Dean Martin No, what are you doing? No You don't shoot him there

First of all you don't shoot Dean Martin at all But you don't shoot him there They didn't even coming on stage yet They haven't even introduced him Wow And then I read a story now My gosh Ladies and gentlemen

The Sand Hotel Okay he's off the side of the stage right now The star of our show Direct from the bar Dean Okay he's gone We lost him All right

And then you know the other day We were talking about Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson with BDE You know coming from Pete So I read a story about Frank Sinatra.

And apparently there was some serious BDE going on with Frank, too. So, uh, you know, that maybe that's why Frank was a star. Sure. Okay, sure he could sing. Whatever. Sure, he wasn't involved with the mob. No, we don't believe that. Okay.

But there was just the BDE happening for Frank. So when he was talking about the summer wind, coming in I'm talking about Frank Sinatra and Vegas those were the days you don't get those days back that's because they're all dead

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