Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 899 | It Wasn’t His Head…
Episode Date: June 23, 2022Surprise, he was in the mob… Monkeypox not going away… AirBNB cameras installed?? Paratroopers orgy… Good Rule of Fat… UK on strike… Kellogg breaking into three… Kraft Macaroni a...nd Cheese changing name… JLO and Ben have a soda machine… Subscribe to the YouTube Channel… Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy / Promo code jeffy… Email Chewingthefat@theblaze.com Headline: Trust in News survey / J6 postpones / Gillum indicted / Wright family gets millions / Earthquake in Afghanistan / Sen Cramer has hand injury… Lightning down two games… Houses of the Hoity Toity: 30 bedroom compound in Florida… Gravestone makes people uncomfortable… Thought for the day… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Well, we now know that one of the skeletal remains in the dried up Lake Mead bed was a mobster.
He wasn't murdered, though.
Unlike the person that was found in that oil drum, I'm sure that wasn't just of natural causes.
But this guy, Daniel Kolad, K-O-L-D, worked for the mob.
worked in Vegas and he was out fishing and there was some wake and he got knocked the speedboat
tipped over and he fell in along with another person that was with him that person survived he was
never found they searched for him too but they knew that he was missing two of his teeth and
that's how his son said hey that's probably my dad so we know who one of them is and there's a
whole story behind this guy and his family and mobsters in Vegas working for the casino,
but at least we're finding out who these people are. And big surprise. Let's see,
we found him in the lake by Las Vegas and he was in the mob. Uh, no kidding. Welcome. Welcome to Chewing
the Fat. Well, just as the Biden administration announced, uh,
yesterday, Wednesday, the 22nd of June 22, that they are expanding testing capabilities for
monkeypox to five commercial laboratories in a bid to keep up with the rising number of cases.
Yeah, it's a becoming overwhelming number of monkeypox cases.
According to the CDC, 156.
monkeypox orthopox virus cases
have come forward. Now today
who, not the band, but the World Health Organization,
is meeting on making monkey pox a possible
global health emergency.
Global health emergency.
Global health emergency.
The director general,
Tendros Adahannam
Jambirisisis.
Amorphophal.
Called the outbreak unusual and concerning.
Now, we know that in Africa, where monkeypox is endemic, it's sickened people for decades,
with one version of it killing up to 10% of the infected.
However, beyond Africa, no deaths have been reported.
And scientists have yet to find any major genetic changes in the virus.
Now, the CDC has confirmed, as I said, more than 150, like.
156 or something, confirmed monkeypox and orthopox cases here in the United States.
40 of those are in California, 22 are in New York, 19 in Illinois, 16 are in Florida.
The majority of new monkeypox cases have been seen in gay or bisexual men.
Experts do caution, though, that anyone is at potential risk.
Really? That surprises me.
So you normally become infected with the monkeypox virus through contact with the skin lesions or bodily fluids of infected animals or humans or through contact with materials contaminated with the virus.
So I can't even touch anything that you touch.
Some of those symptoms include fever, chills, rash, and aches before the lesions developed.
Plus now the who is meeting today
We've got to get a new name for it.
We have to stop calling it monkey box.
I don't know what we're going to call it.
I don't know what you call it.
I can think of plenty of joke names to call it,
but it's not funny.
Okay, it just isn't funny.
And so is it going to be
a global health emergency?
It's very possible.
I mean, we know that the CDC has issued their
list of safe activities for sexually active patients to engage in, you know, like avoid kissing
and having sex with your clothes on or covering areas where rash or stores are present.
No, so you should avoid kissing.
These are recommendations are avoiding kissing and you should have sex with your clothes on
or covering areas where rash or sores are present.
Maybe you just don't do that for a while.
You're sick and you have monkey pox?
Maybe you just don't have sex for a while.
Jeff, how dare you?
How dare you?
I know.
I know.
I know patience and prospective patients
are also advised to wash your hands.
Make sure you wash your fetish gear,
your sex toys,
and any fabric.
after having sex and take care of pertinal business,
your own masturbation,
together at a distance.
Wait, you're together at a distance by
taking care of yourself.
Okay, without touching each other and without touching
any rash or sores.
All right.
In New York City, they gave a recommendation
for active, sexually active people
to use glory holes
to prevent the spread.
Come on.
This can't be real.
It's just amazing to me.
We can't just tell people,
you know what?
You've got monkeypox.
Don't have sex.
That's just incredible to me.
But I can, whatever.
You know, whatever.
Whatever floats your boat.
We know that the virus is not nearly as contagious as COVID.
and it's transmitted through bodily fluids and prolonged contact with infected areas.
Prolonged contact with infected areas.
Interesting.
We also know that they're looking at it possibly being stored in men's semen.
We don't know that.
I don't think they know that for sure if that happens for everyone or if that was just an isolated case.
So just know that if you have monkeypox, there's no way that you can think to yourself,
you know, maybe I just won't have any sexual activity for a while.
I'm sick.
I've got these sores.
They're weeping, oozing goo out of me.
And I probably, you know, probably shouldn't be touching anything or anyone.
Well, let me go over here and use this glory hole.
It's unbelievable.
Speaking of glory holes, I see where a woman claims that there were 10 hidden cameras
in a Philadelphia Airbnb that she stayed at.
that she posted a viral video and sparked a police investigation but there weren't any cameras found on the property
so i mean this lady posted and said hey i'm staying at this airbbyby we noticed these sprinklers cameras
were placed in spots to get you a perfect view of people well yeah that's where you would put them
if you were going to put cameras in your house so she posted i mean online i was went viral and
I saw that it was retweeted, you know, 100,000 times or so.
And she said, luckily, it was a girl's trip, so I wasn't having intercourse.
But I was naked and had to change in the room.
And Airbnb said, whoa, we were informed by the lead Philadelphia police detective of the property was searched on the case was being closed.
He confirmed that he did not find any hidden or unarmed.
undisclosed cameras and that the fire sprinklers had regular sprinkler heads.
Huh.
The company is refunding the guest anyway and said, hey, you know, here's your money.
Quit your whining.
And the woman has said that the post that she had a friend booked the room.
It was listed under a business name and never met or spoke with the owner.
After a night out, the pair came back, slept on the couch, then woke up the next morning
and saw one of the alleged cameras above them.
Oh.
And you can see how it's set up, the picture that they took, you know, with the sprinkler had and the little camera slashed behind there.
I mean, I can understand why you would put a camera in there and how absolutely wrong it is.
I just won't hear of it.
But it doesn't seem like it was actually true.
there's no real support of truth
they called in the detectives
they never found the cameras
all they have is uh you know the videos
that she posted online that she came up with
and you know her claims
but nothing uh nothing for real
so just make sure when you're Airbnb in it
uh before you uh you know come home
and get naked with your girlfriends or your boyfriends
you might want to you know
Look around and check it out a little bit.
You know, for cameras.
And while I know that this is the privacy of, you know,
of an apartment or a home or where you're staying,
you expect that some level of privacy in today's world, really?
I mean, unless it's in your own home and then that's even questionable,
you're on camera in today's world.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, it's being filmed.
I don't know who's watching.
all of it, but it is being filmed.
It's kind of a chewing the fat rule of thumb.
Just always assume you're on camera.
Always assume it.
And then you'll be good, because you'll know what you're doing.
Always assume you're on camera.
You're welcome.
Another example of that.
The new head of the British Army has called a parachute regiment battalion's
deployment to Bosnia and Kosovo.
We're not doing that now.
Why? Because there's a video showing the paratroopers participating in an orgy at the military base.
So they had temporarily lost trust.
Really?
We can't parachute them into Kosovo and Bosnia because they had an orgy back at the base?
Okay.
You got it.
Whatever you say.
So apparently they.
received the video that alleged the behavior in the orgy video has been found to be consensual
and no crime was committed so let them go now but still unacceptable corrosive and detrimental to the
army's reputation and could be construed as to generate women wait what are you kidding me
so i've looked for this video and i have not seen it so i can't tell you
how many people were involved in the paratrooper orgy,
or, you know, how many men and how many women were in this orgy.
But I guess the head of the UK military was unhappy
when the old paratroopers had the video of them being involved in this orgy.
Now, again, I go back to, always assume,
You're on camera.
And when I say that's a good rule of thumb,
I think that's a good rule of fat.
Like,
we'll just think it's a chewing the fat rule.
Always assume you're on camera.
We have to come up with a list of chewing the fat rules.
Good rule of fat.
Always assume you're being filmed.
If someone puts a microphone in your face,
you don't have to speak.
Those are the first two.
speaking of the UK,
I see we got train workers going on strike.
We got airlines in the UK,
British Airlines going on strike.
Anybody going to be working over there?
And it's all they want,
they want more money.
So if you're looking to travel around the UK,
or to get out of the UK,
or to come into the UK,
good luck.
Have fun because it sounds like the next couple weeks, if not longer,
the transportation is going to be an issue.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
So I see where Kellogg's is breaking up into three different companies.
They have sales of $14.2 billion.
11 of that is generated by its snack division,
which makes cheese, it sprinkles, and pop tarts, among other brands.
And so the cereal accounted for $2.4 billion in sales,
while the plant-based sales, the Morning Star,
and I think that's the brand that they have, right?
Morning Star Farms, yeah, the plant-based business,
that comes like to making like $340 million.
That's nothing.
I mean, it's not in the billions, that's for sure.
And so it might be just a way, as their brand,
breaking up into the three companies.
They're going to make one on cereals, one on snacks,
and one on the plant-based foods.
That they might be just trying to get rid of the plant-based foods.
You're not making any money.
We're costing us way too much money to make,
and we're just going to get rid of it.
Because they lost a plant by fire.
They've had strikes at the cereal plant
and at the snack plants,
where they ended up having to pay the employees a lot more money.
and you know I don't know if you know this but the prices have gone up for the products
huh funny how that works it's really really strange I mean companies just can't charge less
like some people would think that you could because they've never run a business before
anyway so they're going to be do that but when you look at the money I'm sure that's what it is
they're just trying to find a way to get rid of Morning Star Farms and that
That way they can just focus on cereals and snacks and make billions of dollars instead of dumping money into the plant-based foods.
Maybe not, though.
Maybe they believe that Morning Star Farms is a place to go, and what a beautiful thing.
I can't remember the last time I had a Morning Star Farms plant-based food.
I used to eat burgers.
There was a company at one point that my wife was trained, not one of my wives, was getting me to eat.
eat the vegetarian burgers.
It wasn't Morning Star Farms, though.
It was another company.
And they weren't bad.
You know, they were okay.
They weren't burgers, but they were okay.
But I can't remember what I eat from Morningstar Farms.
Not much.
Not much, I'll tell you that.
If they're only making $340 million a year,
they're not selling.
A lot of people are saying, not much.
to the Morning Star Farms section in your freezer or dairy.
I see where someone at Kraft is justifying their job,
you know what we should do?
We should change the cover of our Kraft macaroni and cheese,
and we should rename it.
Nobody ever says, hey, let's have Kraft macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Well, they actually do.
But nobody ever says that.
All they just say is, hey, let's have mac and cheese.
You kids want mac and cheese?
Yeah, we'd like mac and cheese, please.
So what is we going to justify our job and say, you know, we should do?
We should change our name and refresh the logo.
So it's just going to be called.
Instead of Kraft macaroni and cheese, we'll call it Kraft Mac and Cheese.
Huh?
I know.
Now, how much do you love it and want to buy it?
So they've got a new bright box cup.
with Kraft Mac and cheese and they've got the little smiley-faced noodle the
smiley-faced macaroni and then they have the thick and creamy and you have the
original flavor and then you have the spirals and but they're all Kraft Mac and
cheese so man good good good good I'm a fan of Kraft macaroni and cheese man I love it I
For a long time, I couldn't afford craft macaroni and cheese.
That's how broke I was when I first moved from Michigan to Florida.
I was living in some little dump apartment on Madeira Beach, Florida.
And man, I was freaking broke.
And then I ended up getting, there was a couple of jobs that I worked.
And then I ended up working, started working at Win Dixie part time as a stock boy.
And I'm sorry, a stock person.
And still, I mean, just no money.
and I was eating the Win Dixie brand macaroni and cheese.
She had shells and cheese.
The shells and cheese were my favorite.
And those were, you know, so much,
those were cheaper than the craft macaron and cheese.
When I started actually getting a paycheck,
I mean, when I was able to step up to the craft macaroni and cheese,
oh, yeah, life was good, baby.
And I don't know if I would have done that if it was titled mac and cheese.
Because mac and cheese, it doesn't sound too.
me doesn't sound as delicious as macaroni and cheese but you know they didn't ask me so what do i know
so i see where the uh latest video from jalo on uh father's day she posted a video on her
instagram account that uh showed uh pictures of her and ben you know hugging and lounging and
they were on boats and they were just you know she was just saying how
wonderful it was and there's nothing more fulfilling than me being able to build a family with
someone who I deeply love happy father's day consistent and selfless daddy is just wonderful it's just
wonderful I mean it's just so good to see a couple in love isn't it yes it is but in that
video she shows a picture of Ben sitting in his office or some corner room that's got you know
the bat phone there next to him and the computer.
And in the corner behind him is a soda machine.
And I am in, I mean, any time, I wish I had one.
I wish I had a soda machine and an ice cream,
a nice soft serve ice cream machine.
I would be a content human being if you had a soda machine and a soft serve ice cream
machine in your home.
Oh, man.
Come on now.
And so there's, people are saying,
how they don't think they could make it again because on the machine you have uh it looks like they
have a sun kissed and then it looks like they have a member of the dew family their mountain
do family and then they have a diet coke and a diet Pepsi so they're saying that no way that
two people i love the article why would you create this on
Holy monstrosity, this horrific hybrid that affronted nature.
Really, really funny by Dan Cois, K-O-I-S, Dan Cois.
Amorphophalis.
That's sure.
That's the way he pronounces it.
But Dan goes on to tell us that you're either a Diet Coke person or a Diap Pepsi person.
So why, why God, does Ben Affleck have a soft?
sort of machine that dispenses both.
Because he can.
I mean, J-Lo has done,
has got probably a sponsorship with Pepsi, right?
That was the whole deal with the halftime at the Super Bowl.
And she's probably done some other stuff.
She probably makes a little bit of cash from Pepsi at her shows.
And so she has to have Pepsi in the house,
whether she drinks it or not.
Who knows?
And Ben probably likes Diet Coke,
along with his Jack.
That he's not drinking anymore.
I mean, heaven forbid.
He's not, he's off the booze, right?
Right?
And so you've got to have both and why not?
You can't live in harmony with Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi.
Now, I would prefer, I would have, you know, Coke zero there.
But if all they would give me is the Diet Coke, okay, I mean, fine.
If that's part of the deal that we're working out here together, okay.
And if the wife needs to have Pepsi, fine, so be it.
But I wouldn't have them together.
You look at that soda machine, they've got them side by side, the Diet Coke and the Diet
the diet Pepsi, no. It should be on the other, each end. The Diet Coke and the Diap Pepsi,
because you don't want to make a mistake. If you make a mistake, you know, and you put it,
the Sun Kist, or the Dew, the Mountain Dew, you might just continue on and say, oh, or you just
stop and you take a sip of the Mountain Dew, what little bit you put in your cup and then, oh,
and you either dump out the ice and get new ice, or you just, you know, get the diet soda that
you prefer, Pepsi or Coke, over, back over the ice that you screwed up and put a little
sun kissed or a little dew on.
But you screw up with the
Diet Coke and Diet Pepsi.
You can't, that can't happen.
So they've got to be on opposite ends.
That's a little bit of an issue with me.
I can understand them being on the same machine,
just not side by side.
That's, there's too much of a chance
for a mistake that way.
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So some headlines to get you through the day. A few interesting little facttoids from a new report by Reuters.
The study comes from, or the report comes from Reuters Institute for the study of journalism.
Overall trust in the news is the lowest in the U.S. of any country surveyed at 26%.
Interest in news across all markets has dropped from 63% in 2017 to 51% this year.
Just 17% of people pay for online news.
age of a digital news subscriber is 50.
You can take away what you want from those three little tidbits from the report from
Reuters Institute for the study of Germanism, but I mean 17% people pay for online news.
Yeah, because we get it for free.
There's plenty of places to get reports for free.
We don't want to have to pay extra.
And I know there's places need to make money.
I get it, but I don't want to.
I just, it's tough.
It's a difficult choice when I want to, when I want to hear stories because we can get it for
free.
Okay.
And we don't want to have to, we don't want to have to pay for it.
And I know somebody has to pay for it somewhere.
I got it.
Interested news across all markets has dropped.
I'd be interesting to see what they, you know, consider news.
But it's overwhelming.
So I can understand it dropping.
It's still over 50%, but not by much.
And trust in news is only at 26%.
It surprises me it's that high the way that the mainstream media has covered all these stories these days.
And for instance, just an example of stories that the mainstream media may have covered differently than what is really what's being perceived by the other 74% of Americans.
The House January 6th committee, yeah, you know what?
I know that we were supposed to have some more hearings and stuff planned,
but we're just going to go ahead and push it off.
We're going to schedule, we'll try to get to it in July
after we come back from the July 4th break.
Huh.
Why are you going to do that?
Well, we've got new evidence coming in.
Do you?
Do you have new evidence coming in?
I can't wait.
I can't wait to see what new evidence you have,
because I have a feeling.
It's just because we saw a video on some of the,
online news
companies
that people were literally
falling asleep inside the
hearing while testimony was
taking place. So it is
just that good. Rividing
riveting things. And if you
think for one second, one second,
that Adam
Schiff, Adam
Shift, one of the biggest
one of the
biggest, you know,
biggest piles of
whatever nasty pile of things you could think of,
if he actually had evidence
that he could put former president Donald Trump in shackles
and haul him off to jail and indict him,
are you, do you believe that that would not have been done already?
I mean, he could say it all he wants,
but if it was actually true,
Donald Trump would be behind bars
because of Adam Schiff
if what Adam Schiff
says is true. So obviously
it's not true.
Former Tallahassee mayor
and a former
run for governor
Andrew Gillum
has been indicted
for a campaign related to
wire fraud, conspiracy to
commit wire fraud, and
making false statements.
Huh, Andrew Gillum, the guy
that was doing drugs and parties,
with three or four guys in Miami, going to rehab, saying he was sorry to his wife.
That guy, that guy is in trouble again for taking money from the campaign and committing
wire fraud and making false statements.
Huh.
Huh.
That is weird.
And I see where the city of Brooklyn Center, Minnesota, has agreed to pay the family of
Dante Wright, who was killed by a now convicted police officer during a traffic.
traffic stop last year.
Dante,
family, is going to get
$3.25 million.
So,
congratulations for them.
You know,
nothing, nothing,
nothing will ever bring Dante back.
But the $3.25
million will help.
And then I see a story,
I mean, I hope it will.
And then I see a story where
Senator Kevin Kramer,
Republican from North Dakota.
Now, the headline
That's the only reason I'm doing this story
is because I was, I mean,
I stopped in my tracks this morning
when I was reading the story.
The headline is Senator Kevin Kramer,
Republican North Dakota,
suffers hand injury,
may require amputation.
Okay, so that's the headline.
But I read it this morning at whatever time I was,
you know,
I haven't even finished my first cup of coffee.
I read it as Senator Kevin Kramer
suffers head injury,
may require amputation.
And I thought,
what?
The amputation, they're thinking about cutting off his head?
I need more coffee, but apparently it's just his hand,
and I just read it wrong.
It wasn't his head.
That's so sad, man.
He sustained some serious injury to his right hand and required immediate surgery.
They can do so much in today's world,
so, you know, they're talking about he has a high risk of infection now
and possible need for an end.
I don't know what happened.
How this happened to him and we'll get more we'll get news on what actually
You know what actually happened and how how we lost is apparently he was
He had to move a large rock that looked on stable near a beach area outside his home
The rock rolled onto his ring and
in pinky fingers.
When I looked at it, I knew it was severe.
It was pretty nasty.
Huh.
The surgeon was able to stitch the tip of his pinky finger back on,
and that's the part of his hand that would require amputation.
He quipped that since the rest of his digits are healthy,
Angry Birds is still a possibility.
So he's in good spirits.
Good.
And they can do so much.
I mean, my oldest son, Elvis, almost had his four fingers on his
left hand completely cut off. I mean, they were hanging off his hand. I don't even like to talk
about it, really. I mean, that it was, I can still see him in the bathroom of this building we were in
where he had put his hand up on the fence. He was out skateboarding outside the building I was
working at, and he put his hand up. We had a gate, an electronic gate that ran by a chain
and a metal wheel that would open and close the gate.
and he was out skateboarding and he hopped up on the
up on the gate and he got his foot was
his toe was caught in the fence so he put his hand up on the top of the gate
but the gate was moving as he was putting his hand up there so his hand went
underneath the metal wheel that the gate rolled under and darn near cut off all his fingers
and i mean they were hanging off his hand and then so we wrapped him up
and took him to the hospital i mean he had pins stuck in forever
And they did, I mean, they did miraculous work.
And if I could remember the doctor's name, the surgeon that took care of him,
I would give him his love in Tampa because he saved my son's hand.
And he brought those fingers back to life.
And there's one finger still kind of screwed up a little bit that he's,
I mean, it's kind of bent.
It didn't heal straight.
It healed kind of crooked.
And the doc was like, well, we can go back in and fix that finger straight.
And Elvis was like, not.
a chance. I'm happy just the way it is. Okay. I mean, we did, we, he did hours of rehab with just
squeezing it, putting his hand in a bucket of rice and squeezing it. And he did, I forget how long
he had pins stuck coming out of his fingers, but it did miraculous work. So I'm sure that this
Senator will be fine. I'm sure that he has access to surgeons that are just as good as the
ones that I had access to in Tampa Bay.
Oh, speaking to Tampa Bay, they lost the NHL final game in Tampa last night in overtime.
So they're down three games to one.
It does not look good for the Tampa Bay Lightning and their three-peat chances.
They can still do it, obviously, but they've got to win three more games and two of them are in Colorado.
Ooh, good luck.
And plus, I'll tell you, in overtime last night, it was looking good.
They were tied.
They were going to overtime.
I was excited.
and then, man, Colorado looked so much better than Tampa in that overtime period.
Wow.
They were just, they were just piling on.
So anyway, congratulations to Tampa Bay for making it to the NHL finals.
So with you, though, come on.
You just got to win three more, three in a row.
Three in a row, and then you get the three-peat.
Three in a row gets you to three in a row.
Oh, I like that.
Three in a row gets you to three in a row.
you to three in a row. You can use that if you'd like.
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All right. A new report for Houses of the Hoity Toity. Oracle founder, Larry Ellison, has paid
$173 million for his new estate. $173 million. It's not $225, like out in California,
but it is in Florida. It's on the east coast of Florida, North,
of Palm Beach.
And it's,
I mean,
Ellison is,
I mean,
he's Mr.
property these days anyway.
Remember,
he bought the place
somewhere close to this,
north of Palm Beach in,
I don't know,
last year or not long ago,
where it was just a tear down.
80 million bucks.
I'll give you 80 million.
I'm just going to tear this place down.
And he owns almost an entire island in Hawaii.
People are pissed because he's running everybody off of that island.
It's my place now.
Get Out.
But this particular place is beautiful.
It's along the Atlantic Ocean.
It's a 30-bedroom compound.
1,200 feet of ocean along the beach.
1,300 feet along Lake Worth.
Connects via tunnels, including a furnished tunnel underneath South Ocean Boulevard,
features a 15-foot-wide gallery,
has a 12-bedroom main house,
two four-bedroom beachside cottages,
a seven-bedroom mango.
house, a staff house, and recreational amenities, including a swimming pool, golf area,
tennis court, half a basketball court. What's the matter? You couldn't put in a full court?
Bum. And so it's our new houses of the Hoity Toity, $173 million for Larry Ellison and his new
little getaway along the east coast of Florida. Gotta love that. I mean, he's,
What? I don't know. He's in the top 15 or top 20 richest people in the world right now at,
well, he doesn't have 100 billion. He's only right now has under 100 billion at 93.7 billion
worth. It's just another lifestyle that these guys are living. And then I see a story out of Polk County,
Iowa, not Florida. Some people are all wound up because of what this guy put on his headstone.
his tombstone was awesome and it's a beautiful tombstone but people are saying hey maybe we ought to take it down
wait why because the family said their dad wanted it on his tombstone it was his way of being the
jokester fun guy that he was and really if you don't get it right away then there's no point there's
no point to it. They were concerned that the cemetery is going to make them take it down.
But the headstone says Owens, which was his last name.
And then it says, forever in our hearts, until we meet again, cherished memories known as
our son, brother, father, papa, uncle, friend, and cousin.
Why are they mad?
It sounds beautiful, right?
What's something you'd want in your tombstone?
but he has them all rowed up
so that the first letter of each line
is all rowed up.
So the first letter of forever in your hearts,
obviously, F, until we meet again,
you, cherished memories,
C, known as,
K, then there's a space,
our son, our brother,
O, father, papa, uncle,
F, friend and cousin,
F, so F, you,
cherished memories known as
off
that is awesome
awesome
and I hope that they don't make them take it down
because that is fantastic
and if you were going to leave
a message on your tombstone
why not have it be
those letters
wrote up in a nice little saying
but still saying two things for the price of one.
I love it.
And then, of course, you know, you can always follow me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR.
Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio.
And I say that because I was sent a message on Instagram.
And it might have been, it doesn't matter.
I was sent a message on one of the social media accounts.
And I posted it on my Instagram stories yesterday.
And it really, really is kind of something that makes you go, wait, what?
And that's what I think, I feel like, I feel like that might be the title of the show even today.
Wait, what?
The post is, when you realize that 1970 and 2022 are as far apart as 1970 and 1980, are as
1970 and
1918
the post says
I'm just going to need a minute
I'm going to need more than a minute
but that as far as chewing the fat goes
I would say
when you realize that
1970 and 2022
are as far apart as
1970 and
1918 think about it
you may go back to the
post from Mr. Owens on his tombstone
forever in our hearts until we meet again
cherished memories known as
our son, brother, father, papa, uncle, friend, and cousin.
You know what it stands for.
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