Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 90 | Don't Cross The RAILING! & You Can't Wear the Crown Jewels!

Episode Date: May 2, 2019

It's Friday eve and Jeffy brings you the headlines that you need to know. Very important message today: DO NOT CROSS THE RAILING! Also we find out that the Royal Family tension is rising. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ban, ban, ban. Don't like something, ban it. It's all I hear. I see a story today. A bill aiming to ban the sale of energy drinks to minors in South Carolina. The story is horrible. A young man 16 drank too many energy drinks, ended up dying. So they want to ban energy drinks.

two kids. How about, here, I was trying to think for just a second, how about the parents say, hey, no, you don't get to do that. How about that? And I know that's a crazy thought

because then I have a story that talks about a new, a new grown-up calendar, because adulting is hard. And you know that. You know how hard adulting is. So now, if you are struggling with being an adult, struggling with making those pesky adult decisions,

you get a 16-month wall calendar with little stickers. And every time you do something that an adult would do, you get a little sticker. How many months? Who's a good little grown-up? You are! Yes, you are. You get a little sticker.

We'll put it right here on the calendar for you. Who's a good little adult? Did you make dinner for your family? Who's a good little adult? Yeah, 16 months. How many months in a year? Oh, 16. Everybody knows that.

Dumb. That's a year. How would you have a calendar that wouldn't be a full year? Dumb. that doesn't make sense it's not even a year and a half this is 16 months that's the cheapest

you know we can get you a better deal in these calendars if you go 16 months okay I just dumb dumb dumb another thing that's dumb so I'm reading the story about this tourist

who falls into the volcano in Hawaii do I want people falling into volcanoes no Of course not. So this tourist went to whatever, you know, the big, the big volcano in Hawaii that blasted the killer Lauea or whatever the hell the name of it is. I'm sorry? The killer Lauea.

Killer Lauea, killer lauea, whatever the name is. K-I-L-A-U-E-A, what is that? K-I-L-A-U-E-A. Okay, that's what I said. I think. That's what I said, isn't it? Killer-L-L-A-A-A? I put in double L.

I just decided to pronounce it. It's killer whale. Killaloeia. Sounds like killer whale. Killal the whale. Okay, Moana. So, oh boy,

looking at the volcano. Oh, man, I need a better look at that crater. Why don't I just climb over this fence and take a better look? Oh, wait. Right.

60 to 70 feet later down the crater, you figured it was a mistake, didn't you? Okay, so here's my thought. Life is precious, and we try to save it at all costs. No question. But if you decided to go on the other side of this railing that they've put up at a volcano, they're letting you into the volcano, to the crater to see it, but they're saying, hey, here's a railing. This is probably as close as you're going to want to get.

Otherwise, bad things start happening. And you decide, I'm going to climb over that. I want to experience what it's like on the other side of the railing. You know what? We're not going to rescue you. Climb out. we spent they said military helicopters in they sent guys in with special suits and special recovery equipment to rescue this guy i mean okay

come on is he paying for all that i doubt it i doubt it you and me are paying for that that's what's happening and then in the bottom of the story it talks about another guy that fell into uh fell to Mount St. Helens. Right. In 2008. He fell like a couple thousand feet. Yeah, no.

You're not going to make it. I'll wait here for a little while and we'll see if you can crawl up to where I can reach you. After, you know, no. So after that, no. I mean, we spent all kinds of money to get this guy out.

There's another, in 85, another guy fell into the same Hawaiian volcano. I mean, in 85, I think that guy actually, that was an accident, so we got to arrest him because he had a suit on and everything. He fell quite a way. So he was actually working and, you know what I mean? But I'm talking about the tourist guys.

The guy that falls in and he's I'm going to climb over this railing so I can get a better picture. I want to get a selfie here at Mount Kilauea. A selfie. You should have seen a shot I got with me falling down to the crater. If I got a post of that, I

would have. Hit post. Hit post so we can see it. I think we just say you're not going to make it. I think we put the disclaimer up. Yeah, you're not going to make it. I think we start doing that at zoos too. If you climb over the railing to get inside,

you don't fall, you are not pushed, it wasn't an accident, but if you do it on purpose, yeah, you're not going to make it. Unless you can get yourself out. That's just the way it goes. Did that lady just climb over the railing into the tiger's pen? Hey, you're probably not going to make it. Yeah, we just let him go. Okay, this is something that I didn't know.

And I am so mad at myself for not knowing this. All right. So we know that Joe Biden, and this is, I know it's not political, but it is about a political family. Okay. Joe Biden running for president. He's back in the news. So he's got trying to clear the,

he's got to clear the table, right? I mean, everything's got to be perfect. So his son, Bo, is the one who had brain cancer and passed away and who was the one who was the one that, you know, he decided not to run last time because Bo and, you know, all of that. So he still has Hunter, his son.

And he still has his, he still has Bo's, ex-wife or widow Haley Okay, they're still a lot of parts But when Bo died And I'd like to know if this was going on

When he was sick with cancer Because I think it was I think it was Hunter Was living with Bo's wife Why didn't I know this? That is amazing

So apparently they've split up though they've split up Hunter is now Hunter and Haley are just they've just broken up so it's over and the slaves lead I you know

I mean I know you're I know you're feeling bad about Bo but I'll take care of you I'm here for you right just go down the hall you don't have to go out anywhere I just I'm here we're in mom and dad's house

we're over here I know dad's all worried about Bo nobody cares about you I do I do. Dad and mom always loved him better than me anyway. And you know that. You know how they are.

So I'm here for you. Oh, they broke up now. So, I mean, that must be, that was getting ready to come out big time. There must have been something big coming from that story. So that must have been happened before he died, right? The story would be that he passed away and it just happened. It would just happen, which is possible.

I buy it. But you know that Bo, when Bo was in the, the hospital. Brain cancer. Brother Hunter is like, man, I'd like to hook up with his wife. Yep. It's like a chip off the old block. Right? Dad told me to just rub their shoulders, sniff their hair. But I said, no, I'm going after my sick brother's wife. Because look how hot she is. to the hospital bed. Come on. No, I can't even do it.

I don't even want to do it anymore. It's funny, but I understand he'll be a little upset with me. Okay, so I should have read the whole story. What am I doing? All right. So, fantastic. All right, so, and I apologize for not knowing the Biden history. This is just, this is horrible that I'm not knowing this.

So Hunter is the son. of Joe's first wife who has passed away. So he's struggling with, you know, his mom's death and his brother's death. Just like the Royals. Yeah. Oh, my God. I saw your little post, too. We'll get to your little royal story.

E's stories. We'll do it. We have to, well, you know, we have to do a royal story. But this is an American royalty, all right? The Bidens. So, Jill. is quoted and Jill's Joe's wife now

who none of the kids she didn't have any kids no no no thanks Joe I'm a senator's wife and I'm a college professor but that's it you know that's it so you could go ahead rub shoulders and sniff hair and swim naked

all you want but that ain't happening over here okay so what are you looking like that for swim naked? Oh there was all kinds of stories about Joe the Secret Service we're talking about him always coming out swimming naked, yeah. Because remember, there was a big to do about him selling, or no, leasing the house next door to their house to the Secret Service, right?

So the Secret Service was always there. They had a place for them. He was leasing that property for them to stay there. But that was, you know, the house was right there, but their house had the pool and everything. And they were always leaks about Joe coming out, swimming naked, all of them. Yeah, good-looking man.

Here comes Bald Eagle. I mean, here comes. He's looking even better today, man. He's got the hair implants. He's got the Botox. He's got the fill-ins on the skin. Right? I mean, he's got the new teeth in with the new veneers.

He's looking good. He's lost a little weight, looking a little healthier. I mean, it looks good. Pelosi needs to call him. You aren't lying. I saw Nancy on TV today. Something is wrong. I mean, she's, and I know lately in the past few years,

it's Nancy Pelosi. I got it. but she even looks worse than ever. Not yet. I think her makeup artist is a makeup artist for the walking day. It's possible, man. She did not look good. I mean,

I hope everything's okay. I want her to be everything okay. I know it's Nancy Pelosi, but I don't want her sick and stumbling around D.C. Go back home to San Francisco for that. Is that too political? I'm sorry. So the Biden story is fantastic.

So they had a big story. split up with his wife and they were living separately. They were 22 years of marriage, so you know. I'm sorry, I'm reading between the lines here, but they were married 22 years and they were living separately for the last couple years from 2015 to 2017 until the divorce.

Ouch. Right. And Bo was sick. I have a feeling and this is just me. It's just me. That Haley and Hunter we're opening their own Christmas presents at the house over the holidays, you know,

in the pool house. I mean, because we're just happy they found each other when they were going through, when they're struggling to get back on their feet. Right. All right, let's go to the break room. I need a drink of Coca-Cola zero sugar.

And then I've got a few headlines to get to you as we give to you in the break room. And then we'll... Yes, I know. We'll get to your royal stories, because I love them too. All right, they're actually my royal stories. I love them. I hate them because we're here in America, damn it. And we don't like them, but we do.

It's just a fascination, I should say. I'm just fascinated by them. It's all. I'm just fascinated by them. Hey, before we get to talk, the headlines. Have you bought your tickets to M1's next special exhibition? No. No. No. What? I haven't. Well,

go to Mercury 1.org for more info. Ooh, yay! It's the 12 score and three years ago. I'm sorry? 12 score and three years ago. So they're going to keep scores? Yes. You plan your summer travel now for M1's next special exhibition. 12 score and three years ago. The unfinished promise

of unity. opening June 29th here at Mercury Studios in Irving, Texas Oh, this is here? It's right here And they're already I was gonna say

Is this why there's a lot of like people Here construction? They're moving stuff around And building stuff around Stage 19 is being built around The whole hallway is being re- This is way too many people Reorganized, I know

They're banging It smells like paint I know I know See the cool artifacts They're bringing down They're pretty cool stuff Yeah I've seen most of them before

Are you sure? The other stuff that hasn't, that is going to be part of the exhibition or the exhibit isn't here yet. Are you giving tours? So, David Barton giving tours. According to this, I'm giving tours as well. Yay! This says I'm giving tours. David Barton is getting tours and those are almost sold out.

Yours? You know, I'd say get your tickets now. I'm sorry? Get your tickets now. Mercury 1.org. I get, you know, listen, I'm not doing this stuff for free. Oh, you're getting a cut too? No, I do it for free for Mercury 1, but I'm not doing it for free just to give a tour.

Just a higgly-pigly tour of 12 score three years ago, the unfinished promise of unity. No thank you. Opening June 29th right here at Mercury Studios. So get your tickets now, Mercury 1.org. Or? Oh, there's a phone number. or phone number

972 972 9772 499 499 499 499 47 47

47 47 47 47 47 and you can put a 1 before the 972 oh no no no one here no no no

so if you 972 499 47 47 47 47 if you want to call for information, or you could just go to mercury1.org for more info and look for tour tickets of the 12 score three years ago, the unfinished promise of unity. All right, let's go ahead. I'm actually looking forward to it. It looks really cool, and I'm excited for it.

Go on to Coast to Coast Day, yeah? Well, you did your radio voice, and I just had to. Well, I mean, the radio, but, I mean, that's a little bit different than Coast to Coast A.m. with Art Bell. Here again, Art Bill. East of the Rockies, Dial 1,800. West of the Rockies.

The International line, call your international operator, then dial one. I love freaking Art Bell coast to coast, man. From the high desert. You can't, I know, you can't see Perump, Nevada in a story without thinking of Art Bell. I'm sorry, you just can't. Rest of soul.

So, Hulu now has. reached 28 million subscribers. That's just a little bit shy of what Netflix has. Netflix has got about 150 million. So they're climbing. They're getting there.

They've got new formats. They've got new ad formats. They're adding some new shows. So good luck. I hope it works out for them. I am a subscriber. So, you know, I know you have your new ad format, but I'm still paying for no ads. You keep your little

new ad format going for you. Good luck. God bless. But I'm paying for the non-ads. I don't want the ads. Big news out of Google, too. Everybody's complaining about all these people making all this money and what's going on. But the Google CEO,

Sundar Pichai. I'm sorry? Sundar Pichai. He's the Google CEO. What's that? I don't think you send that right. I don't care what you think. That's who it is. The Google CEO.

Sundar Pichai. He made, I don't know how he's getting through in life this year. I don't know what you pulled in this year. Sundar, butcha, made $470 million in 2018. That's not a bad year. Not a bad year for Sundar.

However, Google employees are staging another sit-in. They're mad, damn it. Organizers of the Google walkout in November, and that saw more than 20,000 workers' protest. test the company's handling of sexual harassment complaints say they have faced retaliation in the months since. Really? You think?

Forcing them to resort to sending another public message to the search giant. In other news, in other future news, 20,000 Google employees are fed fired. We gave you a chance. We gave you a chance. Move on. amazing and I love this story Amazon Apple Facebook

Google and Microsoft those are the five companies run in the world right now man Amazon Apple Facebook Google Microsoft now you've got

there's five now what's next on that list Netflix all right making Netflix Spotify isn't in the ruling class though they're doing a lot they're selling a lot of stuff they're losing money

what are they, they said they're losing about a billion a year, maybe more. And how many of the streams they got, 280 million streams or whatever? They're not in the ruling class.

Nope, they're a second tier. Sorry, they're not up here with Amazon and Apple, Facebook, Google, Microsoft.

Spotify is like a clear channel or I heart. I mean, they're second tier. They're big. They're big. They make a dent

and they have a voice, but when Microsoft says sit down, they sit down. when Apple says we've had enough out of you, they sit out. Really? So you got what? So you got Netflix?

That's about it really, right? Netflix is, yeah, but that's Amazon, that's still under, that's still there. Amazon's got the big window, Google too, with all the stuff underneath them, right? I mean, these are just their, just the monsters. I don't know who else you got. I'm surprised Netflix isn't on here. Although Netflix is, this story is saying that these five companies, Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Google, and Microsoft

have spent $582 million since 2005 in lobbying efforts. So, man, in other news, congressmen are becoming millionaires. I wonder how.

Oh, that money's just going to lobbying firms. That's right. It's not going to congressman. Silly you. Wow. Silly. All right. All right.

What do we have? Let's go to the Royals. Let's go to the Royals. Day two on chewing the fat on royal investigations. So I want to just calm down. Calm the heck down. All right. Because I didn't even do a royal story yesterday that I had.

I let it sit on the burner. And it's probably going to sit on the back burner today too. It's a good story. And it's talking about the elite training school where the nannies go. and how, you know, who takes care of the kids and how they get trained and what they do. But with the other royal investigations going on,

the nanny story, that's nothing. I mean, it's a big deal. They have special nannies, yeah, we know. I mean, it's a good school to go. I had a friend that was a nanny or a... Mani. And it was a good gig.

I mean, the family he worked for had like, you know, a place here in South Florida, a place in Spain and a place somewhere else out on the West Coast. So, and he just, and he, you know,

he was with the kids. That's a good gig. That's not bad. So I have two piles. One pile is the baby watch. Another pile is the future of the Harry and Merkel. And another pile is Queen hates them. So where do you want to start?

Okay. So I want to talk about, Let's start with the baby. Baby watch. As I asked yesterday if the baby was here because they've kept that hidden and they didn't want to, you know, they wanted to have the private birth and they didn't want to have the big to do about the kid. And we speculated that we weren't going to have the big to do about the kid because they were concerned that the child was going. The race of the child. So we know that Merkel's mom is in town.

She arrived to the UK. So, I mean, that's a sign that if the baby is. has not been born. The baby will be here. Close. Okay. Then we have... Wait a minute.

Is that the... She gets along with her mom. Yes. Yes. So she gets along with the mom. It's the dad and Merkel's sister. Her sister is the one that's crazy. Those are the trash.

The sister's the one that shows up at the gates. Yes. I want to see my sister. Who? You thank you. No. No, she doesn't even get that. No, the queen doesn't even get that.

I mean, the sister's not getting the queen at the gate. Yeah. The footman. are sending the footman's footman to take care of her. I mean, you're not, your sister's at the gate. Take care of it. Take care of it. Take care of it.

You're about getting the third level down, man. You're getting the footman's footman's footman. Third footman? Yeah, you're getting the footman's footman, footman. Ooh, that's a nice. Yeah. You're getting that guy. Okay.

So she's in town. There's people saying that, you know, it's an exciting time for the Megan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple photo ops. Now, this is what we get into some conspiracy theory, because the queen visited Megan and Prince Harry. See? So we think that the baby's, she wouldn't have visited unless the baby was here, right? Exactly. So, rumor has it. Hey, the baby's here. Come on over and see your great grandson. Rumor has it. Or a granddaughter. It's a boy, right? It's supposed to be a boy?

We don't know. That's the thing. We don't know if we're supposed to be a boy or a girl. We just know that it's called baby sucks. The baby Sussex. Yeah. But the quiet visit by the Harry's grandmother comes at the height of the baby watch. Right. Though some fans think that she already had the baby secretly. See, I think the argument is that she doesn't, the queen, as much as she loves Harry and puts up with Megan so far in this young little couple's livelihood under the throne. As much as she loves him, she's not going over there unless that kid is here.

If Megan is pregnant, now there's some more news in your stack that we'll get to that would lead you to believe that she may go over there now before the kid arrives to tell them some other news and say this is where we're at. Yes. Okay. So once we get to the other news, we'll come back and remind you that that's possibly why the queen shows up before the kid's born to say, this is where we're at here now. The reason you say that is because we believe also that the queen might be visiting Megan and Harry because they may spend four months a year living in Africa. Wow. I mean, four months, I mean, you know, you've still got what, eight months? Another eight months where you're still, are you living in London?

Are you living at the palace grounds of the other eight months? Maybe you put up with the four months in Africa. I don't know. So according to this, they have plans. They have two states, commonwealth states. One is in South Africa. Right. And one is in Buxwana.

And who, I mean, this time of year is beautiful. Oh, yes. You want to pick the best four months for Boswana. But here's the problem, though, because if they do do that. Okay. We got some taxes to do because taxpayers will likely have to fund this role. Oh, it's going to cost a fortune. Of millions of pounds a year because they need security.

Yeah. The security is already in place here. Yes. And by here you mean the UK and the grounds. Yeah, the palace grounds. And the other, the smaller, you know, the back 40 grounds. The security's already there. Yeah.

And they need at least. The back 40 grounds, you know where grandpa drives around drunk all day. Yeah, he didn't. No, no, he's not hating nobody there because no one's allowed back there. The grandpa just hit another tree. Go save him. Okay. Uh, they're busy doing that.

The footman's footman's footman are rescuing grandpa from hitting a tree again. Making sure he's okay. Do we need another ranch rover again? Those rangeovers could take it. Oh, it does. Yeah. Yeah. They're good for a while.

So, all right. So are they saying that they have to, that they might. So I'm thinking, here's what I'm thinking. All right. Four months of Baswana, four months of South Africa. And then, you know, then we ship them around. They travel around. They never come, really come back to the palace.

Well, the problem is right now that we have an insider at the Royal saying that at the end of the day, there was a disagreement between the brothers over their future direction and tensions between their wives. Well, yeah, we know that K. and Megan do not like, I mean, there's been serious tension between them. Big, big time tension. So we have some tension. And, and right now. Megan has brought in tension.

I think, I think that the queen at a weak moment gave in to Harry and said, yeah, you could marry her. But she now regrets that. I think we regret that. I think the queen realized that she should have said no to Harry because they let in, they let in someone not worthy of the royal family. Well, the problem right now is Royals, an insider, another insider, is reporting that another insider is reporting. You know what? I'm considering myself an insider.

Oh, you are? Well, after this, you'll be more than an insider. You're like in the inner, inner circle. I'm considering myself an insider on the royals. Looks like the royals do not want Harry and Megan. They want them far, far away. Right, that's what I'm saying. They'll get rid of them, send them to Africa. So that goes back.

Okay, so here you go. That goes back to say, well, that's why the Queen showed. up early before the kid was born, right? So the queen shows up and says, hey, oh, you look so great, you look so beautiful, you're almost ready to have a kid. I remember when I had my two kids 135 years ago. It was the year 1938.

All they do is, you know, hang around, wait for me to die to take over the throne. But Harry, you and Billy are so cute waiting for me to die and you think your dad's going to get the crown, but really Billy's going to get it. Anyway, I just thought I'd come by and see how you look and see everything go, but I want to let you know a couple things, one of the things that I want to let you know is that, man, we are sick of you two here.

Okay. And this whole little cottage thing that you got going on here, your little love nest that I let happen for the last few months, we need to have some representation back in Africa. Africa or box one. We've got properties there. Remember in the old days when the sun never set on the British. Empire? Yeah. But we still have some properties around the world and you need to go to one of those

because Kate's sick of seeing you. William's going to be king. So all you do is make, you know, put a shadow on him Harry. I love you Harry but really chill out. And Megan, ooh, Megan, so I just want to lay the ground. We'll let you know as soon as you have your kid here and you get everything

underway here, you can live, you know, you still got another maybe six months here in your little love nest cottage here on the grounds but then we're out. You're out. All right. Now, we also have another thing that she had to tell them, letting her know,

letting her know that something else wasn't going to happen on the trip, on the trip to the cottage. Yeah, on the trip to the cottage, she looks like the queen has told Megan, you know those jewels, you know, the royal jewels, yeah. You mean the ones that Kate has worn and the Diana has worn?

And Diana has worn. And you have worn those jewels that are so beautiful? No, you can't wear them. But you are banned. But I'm part of the family. Yes, yes, yes. You're banned from wearing those crown jewels. Ouch.

Wow. The queen has banned Megan Markle from wearing crown jewel. Well, look, she, look, no matter what, she's not close to the throne, right? I mean, she's married to the brother of the king. and so you're lucky to you know we're lucky to throw you a dog biscuit as married to the brother of the king so you're you know so we can't have you wearing that stuff because his wife who will be a wife of the king has to have to support that right yeah and we have a another source now diana wore those Diana yes what about Now, no, she did not wear hers.

She, she, she hasn't wear. She's not, she's not letting her wear them either. She's going to stretch him out. It doesn't go over her. You can do that. Charlie must be pissed. Oh, yeah, he's pissed. But Charlie was like, you don't need those.

Yeah, yeah. You're beautiful enough just the way you are. Yes, yes. I love you just the way. But an insider says that the queen likes. What's your name again? What's her name's again? Camille.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Camille. I thought wasn't that enough? Do you need her last name too? Gosh. But we have an insider says that the queen likes Megan, personally. Right. But this is about the hierarchy. See, this is giving her the whole out.

The out. Pointing out that Cape Middleton is allowed access to the monarch collection due to the higher ranking. But here's a problem too. So let's say the queen, you know, has. pass away. Can she wear the crown jewels? Once she passes away. And let's say William is the king, right?

So William is the king and Kate is the wife of the king. She doesn't get to be queen, but she gets to be wife of the king. Yes, exactly. She gets another little special. Which is kind of weird. She gets a little Dingleberry title, but she's still just wife of the king. But that gives, that just kind of moves Megan up the line a little bit. Right? Because the queen mother's dead.

Megan then, you know, is still obviously the wife of just the wife of the brother of the king. But it moves her up the line a little bit. It does. Right? Yeah. So maybe she, you know, she goes before the crown and says, yo, you know, she sends Harry, right? She sends Harry in front of brother Bill. I want to wear that.

And say, you know. Hey, do you remember when your grandmother wore a diamond necklace at the 1947? can I Can I wear that? Or can I wear the, you know, that what, Kate wore in 2014 for the gala? Yeah, that'd be great. A national portrait.

She's already worn it. Yeah. In secret. But no. The queen has also told that Prince William will not allow her to wear the crowns either. Oh, we've already set that up.

You are not to wear these. Ever. Ever. Yeah. So maybe the kid isn't here yet. Maybe this is why she went over there early to lay the groundwork on all this. I just want to tell you, this is what's happening. We're booting your ass out of your little love nest over here.

You're going to be living in Africa. Look, it's all for the crown. This is all for the good of the crown. It has nothing to do with me hating your guts and winding you off the property. It's all for the good of the crown. We need you spreading the gospel of the crown around the world. And, oh, you know what? And I just want to remind you, too.

Remember when you were asking about wearing some of the jewelry? Yeah, no. You're not going to wear that. No. That's only for Kate and me. And if you think that once I pass away, that that moves you up the line a little bit. Yeah, no. I've already talked to a Harry's brother, William, who will be king, that that's not going to happen.

He's to put you out. And for those of you wondering, so what has she been wearing, you know, like what the hell? I see her wearing some some D's butterfly earwings some gourd bracelets some aquamarine rings that is Diana's personal collection which the princess Diana's

Princess Diana's collection that she left to her sons Oh so Harry's letting go wear some of the mom's stuff So mom left stuff for the sons Because Diana was wearing Queen stuff Oh yeah she didn't want That's my trash over there That's the stuff

That's the stuff Charlie bought for me. I'm not wearing that. And to close out our royal segment, Jeffrey, there's some social media issues going on. And I want you to kind of dice at this social media going on. Did you know that the Royals, Mergering, the Suxes, the Duchess and the Duke of Dusses, do they no longer follow the future king? Oh, you know, that's what she said. The Queen was there saying, you know, laying all the groundwork.

She got pissed. So this is the report. I followed them on the accounts. I'll follow them on social media. Here we go. The real reason Megan Markle and Prince Harry unfollowed Prince William and Kate Middleton on Instagram. When the Duke and Duchess of Sussex first launched their new account in April,

the parents to be followed William and Kate as well as other royal family members. Right. Because pause it for a second because that's what you do. We do it here. You're in the line and that's what you do. Yeah. Here in the company, we follow each other because it shows uniformity and it shows that And look, and you follow them.

It doesn't mean you have to read what they said. True, absolutely. You can mute them. You can't block them and follow them because that. I could mute you though. The mute, yes, you can mute them. So you just practice. Like when they come up and say, hey, just see what I posted?

You always say, yeah, I did. It was interesting. Could show me again. Or you just look right before they come. You know, right when you hear, you know, you hear the, hurry, hurry, hurry. Okay, here we go. Got it, got it, got it. Follow, follow.

I mean, that's just dumb. It's just dumb. But we're going to find out why they, why they. The case today, as the Sussex Royal account only follows 16 others, and the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are not one of them. So they follow 16 others. 16 other accounts. That is not.

And the guy that's going to be king. Future king. Your brother-in-law, your brother and your sister-in-law is one of the, and you don't follow them. Oh, that is they hate each other bad. Now, don't ring you. This is Megan. All right, I'm sorry. This is Megan,

because Harry knows better. This is the American side of Megan coming out. Yes, and Harry's like. Okay. Happy wife, happy life. Whatever Megan wants. And we do have that quote. We have a quote because she was seen with some tiaras and stuff like that.

And people were wondering, why, what did she get? Was that from the queen? Yeah, where did she get the tiara? And then he said, whatever Megan wants, Megan gets. I got it for her. Megan wants, Megan gets. alarms because there's quite a reasonable explanation for the sudden church. The real couple explained in a new Instagram post.

May is Mental Health Awareness Month in the U.S. and May 13th through 19th is Mental Health Awareness Week in the UK. Okay. So the whole month of May is mental awareness. People across the globe are doing in this space. And you don't want William or Kate part of that. No, you don't want that. No.

And, you know, it's between the 13 to the 17. In the UK. In the United States. No, the United States is the first. Oh, sorry. Yeah. So you want to follow six. So halfway from 13 to 17 and 16, right?

Right? You want to follow 16? Okay. And you take a little bit more? Okay. We are hoping to shine a light on several Instagram accounts that promote mental well-being, mental fitness, body positivity, self-care, and the importance of human connection. It's not just hear each other, but to listen.

As a result, they are highlighting 16 accounts they followed that are in some way related to mental health. They further confirm their strategy, noting each month we will honor this same concept and change. the accounts we solely follow based on a different theme or cause. Oh good. So the internet can relax. No Royal Feud Alert needed here. A, that report. Paid four by Megan and Harry.

The Duke and the Ditches of Success. Amazing. Amazing that they're trying to follow. We're going to, we'll follow other people during other months when we're following stuff. That is unbelievable. So, you know, let me just say this. Thanks for listening to chewing the fat. But that is way too much royal news.

I'll tell you that the last two days. I've had enough of these freaking people, man. There's a reason why we left this freaking country, man. I am sick of the queen. I'm sick of her little games. I'm sick of a drunk hubby driving the back 40 hitting people. I'm sick of the brother and the sister who was going to be king waiting for dad to kick over because the queen won't give the crown to them.

I'm sick of Harry and Megan, half-breed Megan, pregnant with a kid. I mean, I had enough of the royals. What are you looking like that for? What did I say? Why are you looking at me like that? It's fine. You're right, you're right. Oh, by the way, speaking, the baby could be American.

We still, we're doing more royalties, even though. No, no, I just want to pass, you know, that just, you brought the, you know, to have a baby. He could be an American. So we could be. I'm pretty sure he would be, right? Megan's, Megan's an American. She's still a United States citizen, right?

But yes. So she's not a dual citizenship, right? We talked about that yesterday, by the way. Off air. She's not dual citizenship. No. So you just have dad's United Kingdom. Does dad have dual citizenship or just United Kingdom?

United Kingdom. And so you got... That'll be the first... Great Britain and American. It'll be the first in 250 years, I believe it was? Yeah, 250 years. but by the way they'll have

six months to go to Africa according to this article six months that's not what I said they have six months the baby's more than six bye

were you listening I was I was because if that's what I said if that does happen if the baby gets taken to Africa like the queen told them to do a couple days ago

that baby will be the first baby to leave grounds oh yeah the first year in the first year because it was Prince, it was first,

the first, the latest one was Prince George, he left when he was eight months to go to Australia and New Zealand. Yeah, they took him on a trip. Yeah. This one is, but he was still a baby.

And he was still liked. And he was still liked. And wanted. I don't think the queen wants this grandchild. It does seem. It seems like, strange. Very strange.

It seems like the Merkel and Harry are like the ugly duckling. I said, I want the whole thing to be over. This whole, this is why we left. This is why we left. This is why we told the king to stick it up is where his king crown sits. That's why we don't have nothing to do with them. It's why we left.

You do what you want over there. Why am I so fascinated then? All right, let's talk a little animals. Wept this thing up today. I know we, you know, we've been in depth to the royals today. and I'm thankful that we're we've dove in. I mean, I truly believe that I am now an insider,

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Hello. And you're going to hear twice on Monday. Boop, boop. And then you'll get one Tuesday, once a Thursday and Friday. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Too many. And then you're going to get one. You're going to get one on Saturday with our...

Boop! I don't think it's that loud and long on Saturday. If it's that loud and long, perhaps you need to reboot your phone. Did you reboot your phone? Did you get a new Facebook? Like we talked yesterday? No. Oh, weird.

I don't like it. So anyway, thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. If you need to know anything about the Royals, just give me a call. And if you're sick of the Royals, email me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. Tough. I didn't say that, but you can email me at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. So, in Texas, I did not realize this happened, but a local beekeeper had his bees kicked over and burned. what's going on?

We're losing enough bees around the world as it is, right? So it's a rural area in southeast Texas, like most places are in southeast Texas, and it's a patch of uninhabited county land, and there's just, you know, the punks went out there, and, you know, kicked them over and set the beehives on fire. And they incinerated about 600,000 bees. Ouch.

I mean, that is. there's something wrong. There's something wrong with someone that does that. Something's coming. Something is coming because the bees know. I'm okay. They don't know anymore. That's for sure.

Look, are those bees? Not anymore. I mean, maybe we run it to, if a bee lands on you, it looks a little sin, maybe you talk to it for a little bit. You part of that Southeast Texas burn? Yeah, I got away.

I got away back in 19. I was out there. I'd just gone out for a smoke, and all of a sudden these people, humans showed up, started kicking over the hives and started sitting this on fire. It's a good thing I was out on the other side, got away. This story has been making the rounds to last a couple of days, and I see it, and I'm like, what?

I don't know, but apparently a man was at the airport, and they find that he's carrying moose nuggets in his luggage, in his carry-on luggage. Now, do you think, is that something he got at Buckees? Yeah, that's what always when you said. But what he's talking about is most nuggets. Yeah.

You know. Like chicken nuggets? I'm sorry? Some people have called chicken nuggets crap before. Oh. Man, does this taste like crap? But not the same thing as actually being crap.

So it's. So it's moose nuggets. Oh, that's pretty cool. It's not taking the actual... Meat? Nugget meats. It's the nuggets that come from the animal. So it's kind of like, you know, just dried up poop.

Can we just said that? Nasty. We could have, but it wouldn't have been as fun. So he's carrying him around. That's pretty cool. Right? Is it pretty cool? Is it pretty cool?

Yeah. Have you seen a moose? So what do you do? Yeah. I never seen a moose. So for me, it would be kind of cool. It'd be kind of cool to carry around to moose poop. Yeah, because I've never seen a moose.

Moose poop isn't a moose. But it came from a moose. So anyway, this person, what he does is he passes up baggies of moose nuggets, moose poop, to all the politicians. It's from Alaska. It goes to Juneau, and he says, and the governor's, the governor has his budget meetings and all the state politicians show up

and he hands the bags of moose poop. That's kind of funny. That's hilarious. Kind of funny. And I don't know why this is a big story, except that they actually saw him passing him out, and they wondered how he got here, and the airport inspector said,

it's not illegal to carry moose poop in your carry-on. Not anymore. Right? Now it will be. I know there'll be a bill soon coming out of Juno saying it's illegal to carry moose nuggets on a carry-on. because we're not having that passed out anymore here. Really bad.

And in India, the army says it has spotted giant footprints of the Yeti in the Himalayan's. And it sounds a lot like an orangutan. But you don't know because they haven't seen it. They've just seen the footprints in the snow. And they sent out pictures of what they found. and it is blurry, eerie. Eerie. Oh, okay, I meant to say eerie.

Yeah. I was like it would be blurry. Hello. It measured two and a half feet, and it's the distance between one footprint and the next during a normal walk. The average length of the foot of an adult male is being said to be around two and a half feet.

So this is 2.6 feet. I mean, it's so much larger than an inch. Okay, go back, go back, go back, I'm sorry. So a normal human being like me and you have a leg spread of 2.6, right? 2.5. 2.5. And this Yeti sighting one had how much? 2.6.

So it's way, I mean, it's so bigger than an average. Oh my gosh. That is 0.1 bigger than the, wow. Wow. I do the actual math, but I just knew that it was bigger. Oh, it's bigger. It's 0.1. point one bigger yeah so i mean they have now fueled the fire for bigfoot and yeti all over again

in the hamalayas amazing amazing wait would we burn the yeti we set it on fire on the hemelias yes talk to you later yeti bless your heart was it a big foot actually existed maybe we would have found some of the bigfoot nuggets To prove it?