Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 900 | Undiagnosed Condition…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
I see where Pink Floyd got all butt hurt because nobody wanted their music.
Everybody's buying everybody else's music.
Bob Dylan sold his stuff.
Springsteen sold his stuff.
Everybody's buying all their music for hundreds of millions of dollars,
and nobody wants ours.
We'll sell ours by ours.
We want the money.
Buy ours.
So now there's companies saying, all right, fine.
You know what?
We'll give you like 500 million
And you can go away and just get off our backs all right
So I guess either BMG Warner Music Group
Or Sony music group
Is going to purchase the Pink Floyd
World
They've got, I mean, Pink Floyd, holy cow, man
This is incredible
They've sold 75 million copies in the U.S.
10th most of any artist
No wonder they're all butt hurt
That nobody wanted their 600 song collection
I mean really Pink Floyd
I got
I know that they've got
75 million copies sold of albums
But
What were the hits
When you think about Pink Floyd
Dark Side of the Moon
The Wall
Hey teacher
Leave those kids alone
of money.
Okay, so three.
I wish you were here.
Okay, four.
That's it, though.
I know you're going to come down to a list.
Big Floyd's been great.
They've got hits for years.
75 million dollars.
That's what they were butt-hurt.
That nobody wanted them.
So, they don't have to be butt-hurt anymore.
They're going to get
five or six-hundred million
for their stupid dark side of the moon
and then they could be happy
will they
welcome
welcome to
chewing the fat
and I don't want to hear
the dark side of the moon
was on the charts
for a thousand years
the wall was on the charts
for 500 years
I know
I know I just have a little
a little bit of an itch
against Pink Floyd
but they're great
I love them
and I hope they make hundreds
of millions of dollars
on their catalog of hits
oh
And while we're recording chewing the fat today, huge breaking news.
Huge.
Today, if you're listening live, the 24th of June, 22, Friday.
Now, the bit would be me not saying what it is and just moving on, and I want to do that desperately.
I do want to let you know also that I'm postponing my campaign for Pope.
Yesterday news broke that Pope Francis rejects resignation rumors amid the health struggles.
Yeah, that's why I was campaigning to be Pope.
Pope Jeffey, Obesius Fadamus, X, X, X, X, X, me.
I want the white smoke going up for me.
But he rejected resignation rumors.
So until someone, one of the Cardinals comes in and accidentally, I don't know,
trips the pope
which would never happen
please
there's not going to be a
not going to be a new
pope and I want an update
I have to update the
gang of monkeys story
okay
no I'm not talking about the band
Gang of Monkeys although
geez I'm getting as bad as Keith
Gang of Monkeys
good bad name
so I told you yesterday
about yesterday or the day before about the gang of monkeys that snatched a little baby while the mom was breastfeeding.
And as we did the story, it was reported in the story that I read that the village people, not the band,
showed up and, you know, talked the bad guy monkey into turning over the baby.
But the baby had some scratches on its head and its neck.
But they, you know, they talked the monkey.
They gave the monkey a pack of cigarettes and a couple of bundles of bananas,
and they traded them for the kid.
It may have gone down like that.
It may not have.
However, then I see a report.
The kid didn't make it.
I mean, the monkey was like, yeah, you know, I'll take the cigarettes and the bananas,
and here you go.
You can have your kid back.
Oh, sorry, he didn't make it.
What a shame.
No, I mean, they can, so we have gangs of monkeys marauding villages in Africa, killing people.
I mean, humans have got to take the animal world back over.
Something is happening.
I told you that they were pissed at the beginning.
At the beginning of the COVID-19 pandemic,
I told you animals were going to start coming into cities,
and they did because people weren't out and about
and our barriers were down,
and animals started getting cocky the last couple years,
thinking that they're, you know, ruling the roost again.
No, that cannot be.
There was just a story the other day about a bear coming into a tent.
in Tennessee a family
sleeping in a tent
That's a barrier
A bear decides he's going to go into the tent
And attack this family
Now the dad
The kid's got a couple of scrapes
I may update the story in a couple of days
Saying the kid died
I don't know that
But for now the kid's still alive
With a couple of scrapes
But the barriers are down
At least it used to be
There was a tent
The bear would you know
Sniff around outside the tent
And go on about its business
Now they're coming inside the tent
We as humans have got to put
This has got to end.
All right, we've got to remind the animals who the freak is in charge around here.
Yeah.
Many times.
Many times.
I mean, you start sniffing around it.
I mean, the story on the bear was that the dad, you know, started fighting and punching the bear and it finally went away.
Which is weird because you'd think the bear would, you know, say, you.
What do you think you're doing?
but they hunted the bear down.
I kind of remember the story now.
They hunted the bear down
and the bear was fatter than it should have been.
So they believed that humans had been feeding the bear
and because he shouldn't have been as fat as he was at this time.
And so they believed that the bear was getting, you know,
people were hooking him up with snacks.
And so then he was coming to the tent going, all right.
I need some snacks
To the middle of the night I'm hungry
Let me eat
Right that's what the bear was quoted as saying
As a matter of fact
And then
So when the dad started punching him back
The bear was like okay I'm out
All right I'll come back later for my snacks
Okay I'll let you sleep leave me alone
Sorry I didn't have forgot to trim my toenails
I didn't mean to scrape the kid
Okay
So I mean humans have to take back
Some ground
And we have to start making
Let animals know that
especially monkeys.
Especially monkeys.
I'm sorry, I got a thing.
But we got to shoot the monkeys down.
I mean, you may need an extra,
you know, an extra magazine
and not the reading kind.
But when the monkeys are starting to surround you,
you're going to be happy that you have the...
Yeah.
And you better hope that you have multiple shells, man.
who you don't want a whole herd of monkeys
yeah they're a herd
it's a herd of monkeys
and that what they are
I mean sure some people may say
it's a barrel of monkeys
I still gotta believe that it's kind of gonna go
with herd but it actually is troop
it's a troop of monkeys
troop herd
same thing
I mean really I could have put the little baby
that was killed by the gang troop
barrel of monkeys
heard of monkeys in the Who Died Today segment.
But, I mean, he deserved a separate deal
because originally we had reported that he had survived.
And, you know, maybe he did survive for a short period of time.
Doesn't sound like that village has a great hospital just around the corner.
So it could be an issue.
So Tony Saragusa, 55 years old, Super Bowl champion.
defensive lineman in the NFL, 55 years of age,
passes away.
Rest in peace, Tony.
No cause of death given yet.
I mean, Tony was, you know, overweight.
So it's possible that that played an issue.
Then we have another NFL player who just died.
Eh, just died.
He's only 26 years old.
Jalen Ferguson.
just found at his house,
never regained consciousness,
pronounced dead at the scene.
Okay, and that's all we know.
No other cause.
Now, you know,
everyone's first guess is that it's,
you know, a possible overdose.
But, you know, in today's world,
I say everyone's.
You and I,
probably an overdose, poor young kid.
What about Tony, though?
And then you have people that are like,
were they vaccinated?
I mean,
Of course, that's always going to be the question.
And a completely unrelated story to that mode of thinking,
the FDA Advisory Committee is considering risk of heart inflammation
from Moderna's COVID-19 vaccine, completely unrelated to the two NFL players
who, one former, of course, but were still working around the NFL,
and one still working in the NFL.
Just dropping down.
And so I was saying,
it was just passing the news along.
And the FDA,
you don't like something, ban it.
Jewel vape products,
dead.
Rest in peace to jewel vapeat products.
I mean, that company was so huge.
They were going through the roof.
And then they decided that, you know what?
let's make some fruit loop flavors
that was the beginning of the end man
holy cow
so the administration is set to ban
the e-cigarettes from being sold
in the United States
so maybe jewel will still be
you know I don't know if they're going to be allowed
to be made here in the United States
and I don't know that there's a jewel vape
factory here in the U.S.
I feel like the jewel vape factory
would be in the United States, but I know that they are designed in San Francisco,
so I mean, I guess that still counts as being part of the United States.
But the jewel vape factory, I find that hard to believe.
Well, according to Wikipedia, as of July 2018, the jewel e-cigarettes manufactured in Shenzhen, China,
while the pods are made in the U.S.
That'd be the leap juice.
Oh, okay.
So they get the cereal juice.
The fruit loop juice comes from the U.S.
But I'm a man.
My men in Shenzhen.
Ten Zen?
Ten Zen?
Amorph a phallus.
Yeah, beautiful this time you hear in China.
I mean, if they still,
they might still have some of the products
stuck on a ship in the ocean.
Waiting to come in.
Nope, send it back.
We're not accepting it.
We don't want it.
We've just been banned.
All right, let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink desperately.
So good.
You know what I'll go good with this?
It's a fruit limb flavored vape pen.
Oh, man.
Seriously.
I can't do the flavors.
I never could.
I tried to vape for a little while.
Now you got me talking about vaping.
I tried to vape for a little while.
And it's okay.
You know, I get it.
And I rather, I really preferred the electronic cigarettes over the vaping.
Because the, I don't know, the vaping just didn't, I don't know,
the electronic cigarette at least gave me the feeling of having a cigarette.
That's what I miss is the cigarette.
The vaping, you got to hold a big thing in your hand.
And I'm not used to holding a big thing in my hand.
You know that.
Just like it in your mouth?
and you have to bring it up to your mouth,
and it's just, it's overwhelming.
But the electronic cigarettes, I like those.
I mean, I didn't like them as much as a real cigarette,
but they were, you know, they were better.
I just couldn't do the, I just couldn't do the vaping.
Why am I talking about, oh yeah, Jewel, dead.
And just to be clear,
I personally believe that we should be banning things.
Okay. Personal responsibility. Your choices. But what do I know? Like it was my personal responsibility to look up in the sky today. Did you see the planets? I was all excited. I was all ready to see. I didn't know. Most stories that I read about the, you know, the parade of planets this morning in the sky that the moon, I didn't realize was a planet.
I realize that it's a celestial body.
Oh, yeah.
No, don't.
Don't get me started.
But I didn't stop.
Oh, yeah.
I'm the moon.
Want to see my dark side.
Oh, we're back to Pink Floyd again.
No, never mind.
So we got to Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn.
They have the moon.
And then there's another thing on this picture called Formal Hot.
FOMO hot, F-O-M-A-L, no, F-O-M-A-L-H-A-U-T.
Amorpha-Falus.
Yeah, and that's in the sky, too.
I guess that's a celestial body, too.
Oh, yeah.
I wish I could get closer to you, Fomel-Hot.
Oh, yeah.
So, I don't know if you had a chance to see those in the morning sky today, the 24th of June, 2022.
and I'm sure that most of you got your little laughs about speaking of Jupiter.
I saw where Stu had to be his little thinks he's funny self
with his Jupiter story yesterday was saying that Jupiter apparently
eats other planets was the story.
And then, of course, Stu posted that Jupiter was the Jeffie of planets.
Let me eat!
Yeah.
So then I had to go and read the story.
story. And according to the story, Jupiter was the most influential planet in the formation of the
solar system. So you're welcome. Okay. So I see where I'm supposed to hate something that I think
I kind of like. Adolf Hitler's gold reversal watch seized by the French troops from the Nazi
leaders uh berghoff vacation home in the bavarian alps who doesn't i want a vacation home of the bavarian
elves okay that says i'm just jealous of the nazis i'm jealous of the nazis had vacation homes
anyway jeff they took those they were they belonged to other people and they just murdered them for it
well still theirs then wasn't it anyway uh so it's one of the rarest items put up for sale from
the dictator's personal collection.
It's adorned with A.H and a swasticker on it.
The cover of it has the Nazi insignia.
It's got A.H. on it.
It's really evil and hateful.
And how dare someone watch wearing this watch?
It's not meant for wearing, Jeff.
I'm surprised that this watch doesn't belong to, Mercury.
one?
To be honest with you?
Now, they're saying that this particular watch is probably going to sell for a lot of money.
Now, they talked about, I remember Paul Newman's Rolex, they sold the auctioned off for like $17 million a few years ago.
So the authenticator said it was likely given to Hitler in 1933 on his 44th birthday.
incredible.
It looks, I mean, it's, it's really a beautiful piece.
I know.
It's got the Nazi insignia.
It's just, it's terrible what it represents,
but it's a cool looking watch.
It's got the little Nazi stuff.
I know.
But so they're saying, I mean,
originally they were talking about,
I think
originally they said it sold
at a few years.
It was like a million bucks.
No, it was appraised.
It was appraised for 1.6 million.
There's no way that that watch
appraised at 1.6 million.
That's going to go for at least $20 million.
I bet.
If you could get this
Adolf Hitler,
Nazi insignia,
Nazi party
Eagle cover watch
his watch
for 17 million
you got a good deal
so I'm guessing that it's going to go more than that
they've got a bunch of other Nazi stuff
that they're selling
I don't want any of that stuff
okay
I don't want the
I don't want the gift
from Benito Mussolini
although
Speaking to old and buried
I see where
this stop
I know you're already
you want a Hitler watch
I do
I do
I want the Hitler watch
it looks cool
and you see how the insignia
I thought it was a cover
that flipped off
no
you don't flip it off that way
that's the back of the watch
So the whole thing folds out.
I mean, I know many people think that, you know,
that we shouldn't be owning or even viewing, you know,
Nazi stuff, but we need to know history
and be reminded of how horrible Adolf was.
And that would happen if I were to wear that watch every day.
Would it?
It's not meant for wearing, okay?
Wow, which really sucks, because it's a beautiful thing.
Anyway, so I see where this guy in Peru, he's got to be pissed.
All right, they found this tomb underneath his home.
And the tomb was, you know, they were excavating, excavating under his home,
excavating, exovating, swat stickers, whatever it was, underneath his home.
And they figured that it was existed prior to the Incas.
which is, you know, I mean, holy cow, five, six hundred years ago, maybe, maybe even more.
So how pissed would you be, though, if you're the guy?
So he decided that he wanted to have some construction work done on his home.
And they were like, yeah, well, we got to, you know, that's in Peru and where he's at,
we got to check to see if there's any stuff buried around your home.
Yep.
Yep, there is.
There's tombs and there's graves.
You can't move back in.
Your house is going to have a nice day.
Take care.
We're taking it over.
Man, that, you got to be, you want to be happy to find the history.
But on the other hand, you're like, ooh, yeah, no.
Can we just pretend that the old tomb wasn't there?
But I guess not.
It was the re-re-recunshundi.
Society, the R-I-R-I-C-A-N-C-H-O Society.
Amorphophalus.
Thank you.
My gosh, what am I saw in wood here?
I getting waiting for that.
I know I shouldn't have put society.
I put it, I said society yet.
R-I-R-I-C-A-N-C-H-O.
Amorpha-F-Falus.
Society.
There, I'm sorry.
I did the bit wrong.
It wasn't your fault.
of a bitch, you moved the cemetery, but you left the bodies, did you?
The son of a bitch, you left the bodies and you only moved to headstones.
You only move the headstones.
Why?
Yeah, that's what happens.
That's what happens.
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So the World Health Organization has declared monkeypox a pandemic.
Now, I know that, you know, a pandemic is when a significant amount of people, right?
I mean, I guess that's what they, a widespread occurrence of an infectious disease over a whole country or the world at a particular time.
That's a pandemic.
I got it.
But we have like 3,000 people on the globe that have monkey.
box. So, okay. I mean, I get the global health emergency, I guess. I don't know that I get the
pandemic. I mean, maybe, maybe they know something I don't. I know it would be a surprise that
the World Health Organization would know something more than me. I know, but it's possible.
Well, I was looking at the CDC pox virus map,
and they have the 20, you know, the U.S. Map ed case count.
And I was looking at the states.
Now, California has the most out of the states that have monkeypox in them.
I know this particular, oh yeah, North Carolina has.
Okay, they updated it already
Because we did get the news in North Carolina
North Carolina has a monkey box case
So, first one ever
All right
California has 48 right now
Florida has 16
Illinois has 19
New York 23
Massachusetts 11 those are all double digits
And the rest are single digits
Now it's interesting
that we have the monkey pox meter.
And I know.
I know.
I'm just saying be careful.
We talked a little bit about it yesterday.
You know, you need to just be careful and avoid rubbing up against pox goo.
You have the opportunity.
It's just me?
I know.
But then I see.
And I thought maybe it was the same thing, but no, it is not the same thing.
thing.
All right.
Florida has a
breakout.
Worst in U.S.
history, and it's not
monkeypox.
It's Menning
Go-C-C-C-L.
M-E-N-I-N-G-O-C-C-A-L.
Amorphophalus.
Outbreak.
Among gay and bisexual
men, and it's one of the
worst in U.S. history.
The CDC is reporting, okay, so I don't know if this is worthy of being a pandemic or not,
but it is the worst, or one of the worst in U.S. history, 24 cases.
But in the United States, six deaths among gay and bisexual men.
So it doesn't sound like you want the old men and gacka, co-co-co-call.
You don't want none of that.
Holy cow.
No, you do not want none of that.
And it talked about how, you know, it's kind of similar.
The back to, I mean, you don't want to get the pox goo.
But the bacteria invades the body and cause two main illnesses.
Septicemia.
What is it?
Septicemia.
septicemia.
Yeah.
That's what I said.
Well, bacteria invades the bloodstream and causes organ damage and meningitis,
which is an inflammation of the protective membranes.
So there's that, which is good.
Typical symptoms, though.
What do you mean?
What did you say?
Protective membranes like that.
I can say it any way I want.
Yeah, but why?
I don't know.
I thought it was funny.
Okay.
Protective membranes.
I thought it was funny.
Those of you watching the show,
I'm sure you're laughing.
That's fair.
All right, I'm done with this one.
Although I'm not done.
Because I see when we set,
it's a pandemic.
It's a global health emergency.
Did they rename it yet?
I was waiting for them.
I want the new name.
And I think, you know what,
I'll take your email me,
chewing the fat at the blaze.com.
Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com
if you would like to
be the winner of the naming
of the monkey pox.
We'll choose a lot of a contest.
Because I was thinking maybe like
the LGBTQIA plus pox.
The alphabet pox.
I don't know that Google would let that happen.
Pride pox.
Just the pox.
Or
this could actually be my favorite.
I think.
Love box.
I don't know.
Email me chewing the fat of the blaze.com.
World health organization,
you're welcome.
You know, and as long as we're talking about
the world,
you know, tie it in with the World Health Organization.
There's three headlines that have made
the cover of all these news
sites that I go to,
and I know I should care,
but I just don't.
and help me out.
And don't tell me,
oh, it's because you like to wear that Hitler watch.
No, it's not that at all.
I don't think.
Okay, so aid has begun to arrive
in the remote part of Afghanistan
after an earthquake.
Now, the earthquake killed, I don't know,
a thousand people or more.
And, you know, they're concerned
that they have poor communications
and lack of problems.
or roads and it's hampering
relief efforts and
so
I know
I'm supposed to I know
I don't want bad things to happen
authorities in Bangladesh
are bracing
for the spread of waterborne diseases
and racing to get
drinking water to people stranded in their
homes by flooding
across the quarter of the
country
again, though.
I know I should care.
But heat waves
in northern and central China
drove up electricity demands
to record levels as millions switched on
air conditioners to escape the sweltering conditions
while floodwaters in the south
that's part of the, I mean, the flooding
we've got flooding going on here
in the United States too.
So they've got plenty, they've got villages
and residents that are trapped
in the rest of the country. They were hot, turn on the AC.
They're like me.
The people in their own country
are like, yeah, we should care, but
what are you going to do?
Make it colder in here.
That's a nice watch you got over there, Jeffrey.
Is that new?
Not yet.
I'm thinking about getting it, though.
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Well, it's Friday.
No, it's not time for that yet.
Returning champion will be coming back momentarily
here on chewing the fat.
First, I got a couple stories you get to before then.
I want to talk to you about this is where we're at in the world.
Now, I know this happened in the UK,
so it's kind of an outlier because they,
well, that's why we left.
That's why we didn't want anything to do with them anymore.
But I still love the UK.
You know, look at me like that.
You people listening to chewing the fat in the UK,
fans of you, I am.
Yeah, yes I am.
Yes, I am.
But apparently, and I'm not a fan of the person that reported comedian Joe Lyset.
Now, I love Joe Lyset.
He's probably one of my favorite comedians of all time.
That one joke that he did about the thing,
hilarious.
But now he was being investigated
for a joke he did on stage.
Now, that's what I mean.
See, in America, I feel like if you were to go to the police station
and say you wanted to file a report on a comedian over a joke,
I hope that they would tell you to get bent.
Maybe not in today's world, but I would hope that that would be true.
That's not happening.
Go home.
Go out to another bar.
Get out of the police station.
I would hope something like that would happen.
But the police came and they made him write a statement explaining the context of his joke.
Now, the joke was about, and maybe this is what brought it home for me, the joke was about giant monkey dick.
I don't know why people would get offended, but that was the joke was about.
So someone came to my show a few weeks back and was offended by one of my jokes.
And they're perfectly, this is my favorite comedian, Joe Lyset talking now.
Their perfectly understandable response was to call the effing police.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
so he said to be fair
and this is what I love about Joe
the fuzz
we live in the 50s
60s the fuzz
the fuzz were very nice about it all
but they felt they had a duty to investigate
did they
yes that's what they said
this involved me writing a statement explaining the
context of the joke for them I particularly
enjoyed putting the words giant
donkey dick into the message.
So if you
get angry
at a comedian for telling
some politically
incorrect joke,
just move on with your life.
You don't have to
listen. That's what, hey, that's what
Paramount Plus. The head of Paramount Plus was at
some speaking engaging.
just earlier this week.
And he told people,
Take a hike.
No, it's not what he said.
He's that as Paramount Plus.
He would not.
Hey, take a hike.
Hey, you know what Joe License said?
No, he didn't say that.
But he just said, Paramount,
we won't remove content from errors with different sensibilities.
Amen.
And he was saying, you know, hey, we're not going to remove it.
don't watch it
we're Paramount Plus
we have a subscribership
you don't like
you don't like it don't watch it
don't want to hear jokes
don't I want to hear jokes
I just don't want to hear
the politically incorrect ones
close your ears
close your ears
yeah that's what you do
you close your ears
it's just that simple
walk around with your fingers
pushed into your ears
that's what you need to do
in fact is there an emoji
with that
I got to see.
Oh, is there emoji with the...
All right, all right,
we just stop with that.
I'm just, I was looking, I didn't mean,
I didn't, thanks for holding.
All right, we appreciate you listening.
Your listenership means everything to us.
Thanks for holding.
Okay, so I'm looking through the emojis
and there's got to be an emoji
with someone putting both fingers in there, their ears, right?
But I don't see it.
Maybe Apple has it, and I, you know,
I obviously have Android.
I mean,
You could do it with the guy or girl in the wheelchair that I could post.
You could do it with the guy or girl, you know, running or swinging a golf.
Well, you can't swing a golf club.
So no, you don't mind.
You can't do that.
You got the weightlifters.
You got the bathtub.
Oh, you got the meditation.
Yeah, how come?
I mean, maybe you did?
Is that an emoji?
Okay.
So, something.
Oh, the monkey emoji.
So do they have the,
see no evil, hear no evil,
speak no evil monkeys?
I mean,
hello.
Monkeys are,
I just have to stop my monkey infatuation.
I don't know why I have such a monkey infatuation.
I really don't.
And I found out I'm just,
I'm suffering from the same thing.
Pitt is suffering from.
I mean, look,
I didn't know it.
I just, I know it now.
All right. Brad Pitt
thinks that he has
undiagnosed
face blindness.
That's what I have.
I have undiagnosed
face blindness. I know.
He told
GQ Magazine in an interview
that
he may have undiagnosed
condition that keeps him from recognizing
faces.
Oh.
I've had this disease since 2013.
I probably should get tested.
But I have the inability
to recognize faces.
So, you know, that's
why people always think that I'm aloof and
self-absorbed.
It's not because I'm actually
aloof and self-absorbed is because I suffer from an undiagnosed face blindness disease.
That's exactly what I have.
Face blindness.
I also have name blindness.
Is that a thing named blindness?
It is now.
I have undiagnosed face and name blindness.
That's what I have.
I have tough, I remember, I remember people.
and some
and I can't remember their names
I try
and if when I know
you know who I'm talking about
when I say their name
you know who I'm talking about
the dinkleberry upstairs
the chick you know
the girl on the corner
you know the thing yes
no no not the thing wait
no don't
my gosh I've got a good diagnosed with something
that's
that's not good
I didn't realize that until now
Oh my gosh
All right
That's enough
It's Friday
So that means it's time
For what's being called
America's favorite game show
What's the Lie
For What's the Lie?
Where contestants
Try to decipher the lie
From our count of one two, three
Four headlines
One of them is not true
with us, that's why we get
what's the lie. Welcome
to our contestant
returning champion, host
of the four-minute buzz
on Blaze TV. Hillary Kennedy,
welcome. I'm excited to be
back to defend my title. Also,
where is my prize from last
time? Still waiting on that. Yeah,
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Don't you worry about it. We've got to figure out all the taxes
and everything for you, and we'll have that
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I won't forget. So are you ready to play?
I'm ready.
Four headlines, what not real.
What's the lie?
Headline number one.
Thief returns to steal family's second car while they're on the phone reporting first to police.
Snoop Dog, impersonator, hired to walk around NFT NYC conference to create excitement.
Headline number three, Pepsi and Starbucks are partnering up for a fall Starbucks delight pumpkin spice Pepsi latte.
Headline number four.
scientists discover regular sex reduces allergies.
Those are your four headlines, Hillary.
Thief returns to steal the family's second car while they're on the phone reporting first to police.
Snoop Dog impersonator hired to walk around NFT NYC conference to create excitement.
Pepsi and Starbucks partnering up for a fall Starbucks delight.
Pumpkin spice Pepsi latte.
And scientists discover regular sex reduces allergies.
Those are your four headlines, Hillary.
Which one is the lie?
Hoping the fourth one is true.
How are your allergies?
I've had horrible allergies this year.
Oh, see?
I'm really hoping.
So I'm hoping it is true.
Maybe I just haven't tried hard enough.
Okay, I'm going to say the first headline about the thief returning to steal the car.
I'm going to say that's the lie.
Oh, Colerick Kennedy.
Really?
As a returning champion, we will.
wanted you to continue your streak here on What's the Lie?
I was trying to decide between that and Snoop Dog.
Oh.
But were either of those correct?
No.
Thanks for listening to What's the Lie?
What's the Lie is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises.
All information is probably accurate at the time of the recording.
CTF WTL MMXX.
I, I
I'll tell you the lie
if you want you want to know I mean you were wrong
the thief obviously returned to steal family's second car
while they're on the phone reporting first to police
he's done that more than once by the way
he's now ready to serve a seven year sentence
Snoop Dog impersonator hired
yeah they hired a snoop the guy actually the report was
I thought I saw Snoop Dogg at the NFT NYC
conference and they wouldn't let him
talk or anything because it was like an illegal impersonation.
They didn't clear it with Snoop Dog.
So all he could do is just walk through and pretend that he was Snoop Dog.
That's awesome.
And scientists have discovered that regular sex does reduce allergies.
So, I mean, it's something to do with the excitement and blood flow getting here.
It's like doing dishes.
You know that when you have a headache when it's time to do dishes.
It's important to continue to do dishes as any good female would.
Right.
Now, the Pepsi and Starbucks partnering up for the fall.
You can wish and hope that they'd have that pumpkin spice Pepsi latte.
The reason I thought that that could be true is they have pumpkin spiced everything under the sun.
So I thought maybe, but that sounds disgusting.
We can't get behind pumpkin spice.
Well, darn the luck.
I mean, we wanted you to win and take home the prize.
I had a good run.
You did have a good run.
Thanks for playing
Once the Live.
I appreciate it.
I'll be waiting for my first prize.
Check in the mail daily.
Continue to do that.
Thank you so much.
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