Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 903 | It’s Gonna Happen…
Episode Date: June 28, 2022Knife Wielding Monkey… Train crash in Missouri… Get your pills now… How long before USPS has abortions?... Depp Rep says nope… Amber will have put up… CNN host quits… MSNBC finds re...placement… Only Murders is back… True Detective announces new season… Who Died Today: Mary Mara 61 / Marin Briscoe 76 / Fletch cause 60… Musicians are pissed… F-you F-you very much… Rudy doubles down… Russia and Ukraine still at war… G7 meeting… NATO adds soldiers… Mummified Woolly found... Woolly’s could be resurrected… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
How as humans do we allow this to happen?
A knife-wielding monkey has reportedly terrorized a town in Brazil for over a week.
Now, they have shown videos of this monkey, this primate, brandishing his knife.
There's one picture where he has two knives.
He's got one in his mouth and one in his hands.
And the people are taking pictures of it.
There's been reports of people being okay with the monkey up on the roof and his knife.
And I say, no, no.
How can we, he's ruined people's roofs.
He's stabbed other people's buildings and balconies at the town center.
And fortunately, he has not, you know, hurt a human.
Yet.
But how are we letting this monkey survive?
How?
I realize that it's a horrible thing to put down a primate.
But this cannot go on.
We as humans have to take the earth back.
It is a must.
I'm sorry.
No.
No, little monkey.
You don't get to carry a knife around and terrorize humans.
No.
Welcome.
Welcome to two and
the fast. So the story of a train derailment and crash in Missouri is just horrible news. No question.
It was, you know, it hit a dump truck and eight of the nine passenger cars derailed. There were
deaths and injuries. I'm not sure what the final total is or will be, but it's not good. And they say
that the passenger train was traveling at about 90 miles an hour,
and then it struck the dump truck,
and it derailed, and people were, you know, injured.
Now, they're expecting, you know,
they expected, you know, dozens of injuries and multiple deaths, no question.
And there's footage of the crash inside the train during the crash,
and you see photos of the aftermath along the tracks.
It's horrible, horrible.
However, what really struck out to me, struck out, what really stuck out to me,
struck as it, what really stuck out to me as it struck the dump truck,
was this information in the story that talked about the amount of crashes every year.
And I, you know, I don't think if you were to ask me,
hey, how many, how many Amtrak trains crash every year?
And according to Amtrak, it's relatively uncommon.
So over the last year, or the last decade, per year, they say they have 24 per year.
I mean, two a month?
That seems like a lot.
That does not seem relatively uncommon.
Now, they claim that that's down from the previous 10-year period where there were 43 a year.
Wow.
That does not seem like that.
a safe mode of travel now you know look if you compare it to car accidents I'm sure that
it's way safer no question and I'm a fan of trains life in the train age love them
but it just seemed like that was an awful lot of crashes that I'm not hearing about
so I'm gonna have to start giving myself alerts on train crashes they're
averaging 20 for two a month to a month in the last 10 years that's
Seems like not good.
You could quote me on that.
That seems like not good.
So those of you that,
well, you know, I haven't talked much about the Roe v. Wade decision
because it's chewing the fat.
And, you know, it just, I feel like you get that from every place else.
And I, you know, if you want to kill your baby, go ahead.
If you want to get pregnant and not have the baby, you know.
I guess go ahead.
I wouldn't do it.
I don't recommend it.
I think it's wrong, period.
But, you know.
But if you want to do it, I would say get to the store now because you're not
able to have your abortions, but people are buying the plan B and the AFTIRA pills.
They're like they're going out of style.
So CVS and Rite Aid and Walmart and other major retailers are limiting the pills you can purchase.
I know.
even the you know even their surge of online orders get to it okay uh they if you want if you want
your pills uh to be able to uh you know get rid of that pregnancy or possible pregnancy with
plan B or aftira uh i would get there now uh because they're now only allowing three they're
limiting the purchase cbs in some places are limiting the purchases to three
So if you're planning on having sex more than three times in the next few days,
then I would get to the store and get your pills now.
Okay?
I would make that happen.
Because, well, first of all, the product may be even running out.
I don't know what kind of shortages we're going to have on Plan B and, what is it, Aftira.
But it's possible that we have shortages on those pills.
at least for a short time frame until maybe we have, you know, fly baby-killing pills by this administration,
which made me think, you know, I heard an interview from the HHS director.
That's his stupid name, Xavier Bacera.
And he was doing an interview with NBC News.
And he was talking about considering providing taxpayer-funded trade.
transportation for out-of-state abortions.
And even NBC News, as they're talking to him, says,
can you do that legally?
And I can tell you, but we're recording,
so I don't want to have to tell you.
But, you know, we're just considering all options.
Oh, okay, so we're just going to, it doesn't matter what the law says.
But that got me thinking.
And you know they are.
You know they absolutely are.
And, you know, these companies that are being so generous
us in their time and money.
Hey, if you get pregnant and, you know, don't want to have the kid, we'll pay for you to go
a state that has abortions and let you have abortions and go ahead and go there and kill the baby.
But get back to work, okay?
Here's your four grand, but get back here to work.
Okay, we want you to work.
Don't you worry about your stupid kid.
And, you know, I'm sure that that's, you know, I'm sure that that's all because they care about
you, the employee.
It has nothing to do with having to pay all the insurance money for a birth and taking care of the kid afterward and all your time off for taking care of the kid.
I'm sure it has nothing to do with that.
But, you know, it got me thinking about them looking at all options.
So if it's, you know, it's unconstitutional.
They're sent it back to the states.
You can still get abortions.
Obviously, what's most of the news is being misrepresented.
Of course.
On this particular case, in many cases, I mean, we just continue to get lied to from plenty of people in the government offices.
It was amazing.
But, and really no surprise.
But it got me thinking, when, how long is it going to be until maybe we have abortions at, say, the post office?
If I'm, you know, I always wanted to be, I told you, I wanted to be Postmaster General, but really you want to be on the Board of Government.
But how long before is a good way for maybe them to make some money and went back a little bit of money that we allowed abortions at post offices.
So, you know, you drop off an envelope, you drop off a fetus, you go home.
Have a nice day.
That's their new ad campaign, by the way.
But I was just thinking how long before that actually happens where we allow, and I say we allow where they attempt to allow the,
abortions to take place at the post office because that's federal land, right?
And so if it's federal land, they don't have to abide by state law.
So wherever there's a post office, you know what, you can get an abortion.
Stop in.
We've got the doctor at the post office that will go ahead and give you an abortion.
No, he's only here on Wednesday and Friday.
He's at the other post office on the other side of town Monday and Tuesday.
And Thursday he takes off.
He's got golf game on Thursday.
So down the luck, you can't get an abortion on Thursday.
Well, unless you go to the next town over, their post office has abortions available on Thursday.
Make an appointment, though.
I don't know if you can get in today.
I feel like that's coming.
You know, maybe it's just me.
But if I am the Postmaster General and or on the board of governors, I'm thinking, you know,
we move in a, we set a couple of days.
desks off to the side, put up a couple of curtains, and start providing abortions, we can make some
of our money back that we're losing. I don't know. Maybe it's just me. All right, let's go to the
break room. I need something cold to drink. I'm sure you do too. Go ahead and grab yourself something
cold. If you want something warm, go ahead. Get that too.
So late yesterday all the news was that Johnny Depp could possibly come back as Pirates of the Caribbean.
Jack Sparrow was a $300 million deal.
Disney, the House of Mouse, sent a special care package to Depp after the verdict and said,
hey, we need to patch up our relationship.
we reached out and we want things to go back and we're, you know, we're sorry.
We know it was a big deal.
And Depp's rep says no.
That's not true.
So no, that's not true.
That's not going to happen.
I feel like if the House of Mouse came to you with a $300 million deal,
I feel like even Johnny Depp would say, well, we could sit down.
and talk a little.
I feel like I don't feel like we shut that down right away.
So maybe Depp's rep, maybe looking for a new gig,
or maybe Depp's rep needs to shut rep's mouth.
Because I just kind of feel like it.
Maybe it's just me.
I know.
But I know Johnny got butt hurt when they immediately cut them off because of the trial.
But I feel like if they came back,
with open arms and said, John, let's sit down, let's work out a deal.
We'll get a new Jack Sparrow for you and we'll make this,
we'll make you this bad feelings go away and we'll all work it out.
And for you, we'll figure out a way to get you to do, you know,
$250, $300 million and maybe some extra on the back end.
I kind of feel like Johnny Depp is sitting down at that table.
I think we can forgive quite a bit.
for 300 million.
Maybe it's just me.
CNN, I lost another
presenter. I know.
I know.
Christy Paul.
Who?
Yeah, Christy Paul
announced on air Sunday
that she's quit the network
and will be moving to her
home state of Ohio
to take on a new role
and spend more time
with her family.
She was the host of CNN's
weekend show,
New Day weekend,
which she joined
In 2014, she's been with CNN and Headline News Network for nearly a couple of decades now.
And do you know who she is?
Christy Paul.
You know where you love her.
Sad.
Sad news.
And she's going to go ahead and she's quit.
She's tired of being tired.
So good luck.
God bless to Christy Paul.
MSNBC has picked her Rachel Beck.
Maddow successor.
I know.
You thought, you know, Rachel was,
Rachel's serious.
She's got a podcast to do.
And she's got other stuff to do for MSNBC.
And she's tired to be and tired too.
And so they have chosen Alex Wagner to succeed Rachel Maddow as host of its nightly program.
So that's a major change.
The 9 p.m. slot Tuesday through Friday.
nights. I guess Rachel's still going to show up on Mondays.
Oh, okay, well, thanks. That's great, Rachel. We appreciate it.
But, uh, oof, Alex Wagner, congratulations. I know you're thrilled and honored and generally upside down with excitement to come back to MSNBC.
It begins August 16th. Let's do this. When you see a picture ever, you're going to say, who?
But that's Alex Wagner, and she's going to take Rachel Maddow's place.
And so congratulations to Alex.
And I know that you're going to take the show to a better place.
Are you?
Today, if you're listening live, the 28th of June, 2022,
only murders in the building season two starts up on Hulu.
I've been looking forward to this.
I've got to tell you, though.
I am so disappointed in the shows that don't drop the whole seasons.
It really is annoying to me.
I mean, I've been watching Old Man,
and I've been watching Dark Winds,
and now only murders,
and these shows drop a show a week.
And it's really frown.
Are we cavemen again?
I mean, come on now.
just drop let me binge the shows and be done with them please i can't take this waiting every week
and so i don't know if i'm gonna i don't know if i'm gonna watch it every week or if i just wait
till the show is completely all dropped and then binge it because it's so frustrating
to watch an episode of a show and not have the next episode to go to
I it's very frustrating to me
I mean I get it
I understand it
I appreciate it
and I do I really do
it's just I mean I was I've been spoiled
we got spoiled with dropping episodes
and here's an idea okay here's something that
HBO does
and I
HBO at least did it with hacks
and I like it
two a week okay
I think I feel like
Paramount did that as well. Paramount Plus did that
with the Bosch series
to a week. I'm almost okay with that.
It's not dropping them all. It's making me come back
every week, but it gives me
back-to-back episodes. So I don't just get stuck
with one. I wish AMC would do that with Dark Winds
and I wish, and I guess AMC does do that with AMC
plus. I feel like they do that with AMC plus, but not
if you don't have plus. And
maybe AMC Plus drops them all.
I don't know that.
I'm going to have to get AMC Plus, aren't I?
You'd stop looking at me like that.
I'm going to have to get AMC Plus.
But so only murders anyway kicks back in today.
For those of you listening live, the 28th on Hulu.
The first season was really good.
Really good.
It's, you know, Steve Martin.
What's his face?
Martin's short.
And what's your face?
Salina Gomez.
They were really good.
It was really a fun show.
I really enjoyed it.
So I'm looking forward to season two.
Then I see where HBO announced
that season four of True Detective
has been cast and they're ready to go.
Kaylee Reese and Jody Foster
are going to star in season four.
It's been greenlit at HBO.
A new season of the anthology drama.
And so it's a,
good to go, it's called true detective
night country.
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Danvers, Foster,
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Okay
Who died today
Who died today
A list actually
Mary Mara
A parent drowning
If you don't know who she is
If you saw her
If you look at the picture
That I'm looking at now
You would go
Oh yeah her
She's dead at 61 years of age
Very sad
died in apparent drowning.
You've seen her work in Nash Bridges and ER and Law & Order and Nip Talk and all kinds of television shows.
She apparently was swimming the St. Louis, the St. Lawrence River in Cape Vincent, New York.
And I guess I don't know what happened, but she didn't swim well.
I'm not making, that's not funny.
And that's apparently they will do an autopsy.
conducted to determine the official cause of death.
But right now, I guess she spends her summer with her sister and Syracuse there by the river
and swims in the river.
And so apparently that couldn't happen.
We'll find out exactly what happened to marry Mara dead at the age of 61.
Marlon Briscoe, first black starting quarterback in the American Football League,
dies at the age of 76.
He had circulation issues with his love.
with his legs, he had pneumonia.
He died in Norwalk, California, 76, rest in peace, Marlon.
This guy was amazing.
All right, so he was a quarterback from Nebraska, from Omaha University.
Then he went to the Denver Broncos, and then they drafted him as a quarterback,
and then he wanted to be a quarterback, and he was the first black quarterback in the,
well, the NFL was the AFL at the time.
And then they just, for no.
reason said,
nah,
you're not quarterback
anymore.
So then he went
to became a wide receiver.
Then he played for the
Dolphins.
He won a couple
of Super Bowls
played on their
undefeated team.
Guy was a tremendous athlete.
But those were the days
when, you know,
those racist bastards
didn't think
African Americans
could be quarterback.
I mean, I,
sadly,
I remember people saying that
in my life.
just horrible
Depeche Mode
You know
I didn't realize that he had died
He died about a month ago
I missed Andy Fletcher's death
If I did mention it
On the Who Died Today segment
I apologize for not remembering
I meant so much to be
But Depeche Mode's Andy Fletcher
Who died about a month ago
They of course didn't give any
reason for his death
he died of an aortic dissection.
Oh, all right.
We wanted to,
there's been an outpouring of love
and he suffered an aortic dissection
while at home.
So even though it was far, far too sown,
he passed naturally without prolonged suffering.
Okay.
I just, I know everybody's question,
was he vaccinated?
I don't know the answer to that question.
I'm guessing,
guessing yes.
but I mean, I don't know that.
So rest in peace, Andy Fletcher from Depeche Mode.
You know, did you...
Okay, so we have musicians now denouncing their American citizenship.
I wish they meant it.
I don't think they do.
I watched the footage of Billy Joe Armstrong from Green Day as he's in London,
and he's renouncing his United States.
States citizenship and he's talking about how terrible the United States is.
And, you know, they put on the screen F. Ted Cruz.
And it's all about the, you know, Roe v. Wade.
And, you know, he said that he was serious and he's going to renounce his citizenship
a horrible country that the United States is.
I don't think he means it.
And I wish you would.
And I wish maybe we took on that his word and he would just renounce it.
And go ahead.
You're not an American citizen anymore.
Take care.
Bye, Billy.
You know, you don't like the United States.
We've made you a fortune.
You're a big star worldwide.
You know, take care.
Bye.
I just, I just can't.
And I know all the other musicians are, you know,
Lizzo's donating money to Planned Parenthood.
Rage Against the Machine is pledging money
to reproductive rights organizations.
That's great.
And I watch the,
Olivia Rodriguez
performance at Glastonbury
where she
dedicated the song
FU
F you very much
and the crowd went crazy
and F the Supreme Court
and that was pretty much the sentiment
around the world and especially with Olivia
at
Glastonbury
that was a huge crowd
man
she said
That was their first time at Glastonbury.
But F you.
F you.
F you very much.
So yesterday we mentioned the Rudy Giuliani alleged attacker at the shop right,
where the worker slapped him on the back and called him a scumb bag.
And he doubled down this morning as some interview talking about it.
But he also was on Curtis Slewa's show over the weekend.
Slewa does a show on WABC.
I think it's just Saturdays.
I'm not sure that it's on the other days,
but he does his show on the weekend.
So he had Giuliani on.
And Giuliani was talking about the attack with Curtis.
First thing I have to do is I have to use the men's room.
So I get out.
I walk to the men's room.
I come out of the bedroom.
A group of people are around me, hugging me, kissing me,
telling me Andrews is great.
And all of a sudden, I feel a shot on my back.
Did you?
Like somebody shot.
me.
Come on.
I went forward, but luckily I didn't fall down.
Lucky I'm a 78-year-old who's in pretty good shape.
Because if I wasn't, I'd have hit the ground and probably cracked my skull.
Okay.
I look around and the guy says words I can't repeat.
You effing, whatever.
Come back.
And then he goes on and on and on, yelling and screaming.
He moves away, yelling and screaming.
Things like, you're going to kill babies, your people.
People are going to kill babies.
You're going to kill women.
You're going to kill women.
He looked either drunk or high.
He works for ShopRite.
And I thought to myself, I might have ordinarily ignored it.
Really?
Rudy.
I said to myself, I got this guy arrested.
And that's what he did.
That's what he did.
But he walked out of the courtroom.
that happened on Saturday, Friday or Saturday.
And he walked in, and then he was held at Staten Island, in Staten Island, where it happened.
And then he went before the judge and the judge, get out of here.
The charges are downgraded, get out of here.
He left.
He was still in his shop right uniform.
The charges were downgraded to third degree assault, third degree menacing.
and second-degree harassment
over the caught-on-camera attack.
I mean, that's the deal, right?
We see what happened.
It was not bad.
Now, did you go around,
slapping Rudy on the back,
calling him a scumbag?
No.
I know they asked for supervised release,
and the judge is like, yeah,
no.
This is not criminal contact.
It's very unlikely
that the touch could have caused any injury.
So to call them,
this assault in the third or even menacing is a stretch.
That's a good deal for, that's his attorney.
I'm in love with her, Susan Plattis.
And so the prosecutor, the assault was aggressive in nature.
Smacked Mr. Giuliani on the back, causing him pain and imbalance.
Okay, he had to take a step forward to study himself.
We all may have had to do that, no question.
The former New York City mayor refused medical attention.
at the scene.
I was complaining of swelling and much more pain.
Rudy, come on now.
I mean, I'm with you.
The guy shouldn't have been, you know,
whacking you on the back.
But calling you a scumbag.
But to make this into something as an assault,
come on now.
Come on.
Let it go, bro.
But he's doubled down now.
He's not going to let it go.
He did another interview this morning where he doubled down on it,
talking about being hurt and almost being knocked down.
And if he wasn't in better shape, he could have fallen and cracked his skull.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, you heard him, and originally, and I forget which,
I mean, he tried to say that the guy looked drunk and he felt he was high.
It was working.
I mean, sure, is it possible that you could be high and drunk at work?
Absolutely.
But it just, it was Sunday afternoon.
the way that Giuliani was visiting Shepright.
So I'm not sure when Slewis show is on WABC,
but that's just me digressing back to when Curtis
Slew is on WabC.
But he talked about just coming out of the bathroom
and washing his hands
and there was a small crowd of people.
I mean, if I'm at Shepraite
and I see Rudy and Giuliani
going into the bathroom
and then coming out of the bathroom,
I don't think I'm sitting around
to shake his hand.
Maybe it's just me.
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So I don't know if you know this, but Ukraine and Russia are still at war.
I know.
Amazing.
And we're supposed to be, I know we're talking about Russell or Russia striking a mall,
a crowded shopping mall in Ukraine.
16 killed, 59 wounded.
I don't want that to happen to anyone ever.
But they're at war.
Seems like you wouldn't be going to a mall.
And I don't understand Vlad's deal with just destroying everything.
I mean, what's you going to have when it's over?
He's just destroying everything in the country?
If he wins, I mean, what is there left to have?
I know.
And they're meeting
with the G7
the power brokers
are all together
and I was going through
President Biden's
Twitter account
which is you know
at POTUS
which is tremendous
Twitter feed
and three of them
and we could have turned
a blind eye
to Putin's barbaric war
against Ukraine
and the price of gas
wouldn't have spiked
the way it has
but America rose
to the moment
we proudly stand
with Ukraine. I don't proudly
stand with Ukraine, by the way.
You know, I don't want anything bad to happen
to Ukrainians. I don't want anything bad
to happen to Russians,
really. But
I don't
recall why that should
have me pay more for gas. I'm not happy
about that. So if we could just
pull out of Ukraine and
our gas prices go down, I'm for that.
The G7 will continue
to put Putin's military industrial complex
where it hurts. Oh.
will you? Will you hit Putin's military industrial complex where it hurts the most?
Prevent the central bank's foreign reserves from propping up his ailing economy and deprive
Putin of the resources he needs to wage his illegitimate war.
Then it goes on. Together, the G7 will deliver unwavering unified commitment to support Ukraine
and build on our unprecedented sanctions to hold President Putin accountable, sanctions that will only
compound over time to further isolate Russia from the world economy. Is that what we're doing?
Are they isolated from the world economy? All right, if you say so, the list goes on with the US and G7's
actions to further support Ukraine. Check. Take measures to target the Russian military production
and supply chains. Check. Use tariffs on Russian goods to help Ukraine. Check. Restrict Russian
participation in the global market crackdowns on invasion attempts.
Check.
Impose costs on those responsible for human rights abuses, including war crimes, profiteering,
and illegitimate authorities.
Check.
Make a significant G7 commitment for budgetary support and other support for Ukraine.
I don't want to check that one, but okay, check.
And I see, you know, a couple of days ago, where NATO is increasing the number of rapid reaction
forces on high readiness.
That's not an interesting way to put more soldiers.
Rapid reaction forces on high readiness
from 40,000 to 300,000.
So we will have boots on the ground,
if not specifically the United States,
but NATO in this battle very soon.
and I say,
boo.
I mean, I kind of want to go back to
Olivia Rodriguez,
you know, singing with Lily Allen
with FU.
FU very much.
She was, you know, saying that about something
else, but I agree with
her on a number of things.
And we're putting Russia into a tough spot.
I know. What do you want Putin to rule the world?
No, I'm not a Putin.
No, I want this thing to be over.
They're saying now that Russia is believed to have defaulted on its international debt for the first time since 1918.
Well, the Kremlin is saying, no, we made those payments, but you're blocking it from going through.
So they were supposed to, they had a deadline to pay $100 million toward two international bonds.
And the sources say the default was a result of the ongoing sanctions from the invasion of Ukraine.
So it's not due to lack of funds.
The Kremlin says we made the payments in dollars and euros
well before the 30-day grace period ended.
But the money was stuck in a Brussels-based clearinghouse.
So what are we doing?
They claim that Russia has about $600 billion in foreign currency and gold,
but half of it is frozen overseas due to sanctions.
Meanwhile, the ruble has reached its strongest level since 2015.
partly due to oil and gas exports of rising energy prices.
Most of the bonds don't have terms allowing for payments in rubles.
So, you know, are we doing it on purpose to say that they're not paying their bills?
And so, you know, that makes them look even worse.
That wouldn't surprise me.
You know, it was an oversight on the sanctions.
We didn't think about them making payments, you know.
I remember we thought something all the way through.
I just want it to be over.
That's all.
I just want it to be over.
Congratulations to the gold miners in Northwest Canada
who discovered a mummified baby woolly mammoth
frozen in the tundra, like 30,000 years old.
It's the most complete mummified mammoth uncovered in North America
and only the second found globally.
The mammoth's name Nunchoga.
I mean, when you see a mummified baby woolly mammoth, what do you think of?
A nun choga.
It means big baby animal in the Native American language of the area.
Nunjoga, big baby animal.
So congratulations to the gold miners for finding this mummified baby woolly mammoth.
But then all of a sudden we're back into talking about, you know, we've got that biotech company,
which we've talked about here on chewing the fat, that can, you know,
know, we've got, they've raised millions of dollars.
They'll be able to resurrect woolly mammoths soon.
Um, no.
Uh, I say no to that.
And then, uh, we have the, uh, story about, uh, the biotech company, uh, that was looking at the fossils
from up in Montana and she's looking through a microscope and she's inspecting the
fossils.
And I say she, uh,
Alida Balilu.
B-A-L-L-L-E-U-L-E-U-L.
Amorphophalus.
Right.
And she was looking through the,
she was looking through her microscope,
and she couldn't believe it.
It wasn't supposed to be there.
But embedded in calcified cartilage
at the back of the skull
were what appeared to be fossilized cells.
Some contained
tiny structures that resembled nuclei
in one was what looked like a clump of chromosomes,
the threads that bear an organism's D&A.
So we're going to get a Jurassic Park soon.
We are going to start getting Jurassic Park very, very soon.
Life will find a way,
although we start bringing back these animals, life may go away.
We don't need these things wandering around.
I don't know if you've seen the documentary, Jurassic World.
But it's not a good thing.
You know, they try to make it off like it's kind of a good thing, but I say no.
And you know it's going to happen.
You know, it is.
So just get ready for it because it's going to happen.
I mean, they've already found
they've found dinosaur fossils
with soft tissue in the fossils
they've found from blood vessels to fragments
of proteins
I mean it's going to happen
we are going to create a dinosaur life
that's going to happen
so we're going to we've got the
we've got these dkelberries
looking up DNA in
the skulls and the bones
of these dinosaurs
and we've got the other dinkleberries
that are starting up to
try to resurrect woolly mammoths
through their biotech company.
Man, tell me how much fun.
See, now I'm, if you could get
them in zoos, I'm a fan.
You know, no one supports zoos
more than myself and chewing
the fat. So,
and, you know, my
son just went on a zoo tour. Awesome.
It's a family tradition.
He started off going to the
Oklahoma City Zoo. Then
they went to the St. Louis Zoo.
And then they went to
the, they'd already been to the Kansas City Zoo.
They already been to Fort Worth,
and Dallas. And then they went to the
Nebraska, Omaha, Lincoln,
it's Omaha Zoo.
And they said that zoo was the best.
The Omaha Zoo was awesome.
Plenty of, you know, it was big.
It was designed great.
Had a
aquarium there as well.
And it's just designed
perfectly.
The St. Louis Zoo
I think it was the St. Louis.
It might have been the Oklahoma City,
you know, because it was so hot
that they kept a lot of the animals inside.
But the gorilla,
the gorilla features were awesome.
And he was taking pictures of some of the,
there was one point when the gorilla was saying,
taking over and making it known
that he was in charge, the silverback.
And a young upstart was trying to take him over.
And they were watching.
And this one lady next to my son goes,
oh, look, they're just having fun.
And he's like,
they're not having fun.
That guy right there is laying down the law.
That's overback right there saying,
Not yet, young punk.
I am in charge.
So you better back on down.
Don't be guerrilla squaring up on me.
So anyway, if we could keep, you know,
woolly mammoths and, you know,
have, you know, actually have a Jurassic Park,
then I think I'm okay with it.
But I don't think.
we could. I feel like an actual Jurassic Park would be end up just like it ended up in the documentaries
of Jurassic Park and Jurassic World. Maybe it's just me.
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