Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 904 | Is That True?

Episode Date: June 29, 2022

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We are only washing you once. Okay. If we catch the hairdressers washing you twice. Now maybe we just send them to jail. Or? Welcome to chewing the fat. Mail day. We've got mail.

mail sent to Jeff Fishing Chewing the Fat here at the Mercury Studios Riverside Drive in Irving, Texas from the address given on the envelope.

I looked it up online. That's how things work. A little thing called Google Maps. And it comes from a movie theater. So, thank you. movie theater or person who works at the movie theater. It's got some stamps on it from Oklahoma City. Oklahoma.

Not where the last... That's the only place we get mail from here on Chewing the Fat is Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, at the Regency there. I need to get my... I need to bring out chewing the fat letter opener. So I don't have to rip these envelop. Ooh, it's a school paper too. and there's something in here.

Wow. Shouldn't have blown into the envelope like that. Now there's a gift and a letter. Do we read the letter first or do we look at the gift first? Gift. An airhead! Yay! White mystery!

Wow. Okay. Well, thank you. That's really great. It's nothing I want more than a white mystery. airhead on blue-lined paper. Tear Jeffey. This is Cold Reed, by the way.

I've not read this beforehand. To be clear, your podcast, June the Fatt, is first rate. Much better than that Glenn Beck, G-L-I-N-B-E-K, guy. I have just one request. No more Amorphaphalus.

Amorphapalus. I like that. encloses an item to both bribe and manipulate you. Sincerely, I'm a hog. Well, I'm a hog. Thank you, and we will take your request under advisement. I appreciate the gift or the bribe given to the king as you come to the throne. But it's going to take more than a white mystery airhead to get me to stop playing.

Amorphophalus. So, I mean, I can understand. I'll say this. I'll say this. I understand a little bit of your frustration. I'm a hog. But it's not going anywhere. I mean, that's the whole point of the bit.

and so can you get me another word and should I just you know start using corsetin corsettin I got it okay I don't like that one though that was not as good as amorphaphalus eminthus agresses what is that one amethus agrestes what was that again amethus agrestes I don't remember what that was amorphalus yeah that's what it was so I first read the headline of the story and I thought okay I mean it's not real it's just somebody being

you know trying to be funny I am sexually attracted to offense and love it as a companion come out okay seriously it can't be real right

I mean I get alright so you're you know you're in love with inanimate objects we talked about the one girl that wanted to marry your little jet her little airplane model she fell in love with the 737

max but so this particular woman a TikTok user huh at

mistyia then I don't need a morph of a phallis but M-I-A-A-H and she the woman named Erica L-Labre became famous for marrying the Eiffel Tower

after a documentary about her attraction to inanimate objects was released. And what a great documentary it was. In the documentary. So this clip we're going to play right now is from the documentary. You're going to find out exactly how great this documentary is.

Erica has seen straddling a red fence and pleasantly talking to the camera about her attraction. I did not expect to find a fence like this here at all. Erica? I did not expect to find a fence like this here at all. He's perfect. I mean, this is the shape that I like so much.

These angles, fabulous. Okay, stop for just a second. So Erica identifies as a lot of, an objectum sexual an objectum sexual which according to this is a person who can become a romantically and sexually

attracted to inanimate objects. Now I will say that since this is chewing the fat just know that I cannot listen to Eric. Erica. Eric. Erica. Whatever she goes by. Without hearing some things in my head as well. So let's go back to Erica and then we'll listen to Erica and then we'll listen to what I hear in my head.

Remember this from the documentary. We did ambient noise from her looking at the fence. Fences are such dangerous objects for me. I know. Because they are so perfect in their geometry. I mean, I have to say there is a lot of physical stuff going on right now. Right. I mean, and I think that happens between human.

that happens between human relationships as well, but I'm definitely physically attracted to this fence. And I would like to get to know this fence better. Oh, yeah. Oh, you are sweet. Oh. You're sweet. I'm so sweet. Oh, we got to do.

You know what? Just take it from the beginning. I want it from the beginning, both Erica and the music. In fact, play the music, start the music, and then get right to Eric. I want to hear the whole thing. I did not expect to find a fence like this here at all. He's perfect. I mean, this is the shape that I like so much.

These angles, fabulous. Fabulous. Fences are such dangerous objects for me, because they are so perfect. I mean, I have to say there is a lot of physical stuff going on right now. I mean, and I think that happens between human relationships as well, but I'm definitely physically attracted to this fence. I bet you are. And I would like to get to know this fence better. You are sweet.

Oh, you're so sweet. An objective sexual. Erica Libri. Bless your heart. That's all I'm saying. Just bless your heart, Erica. I mean, I'd like to make fun of her, but whatever. All right, let's go to the break room.

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Because what's the worst that happens? You get banned from Airbnb. So you throw a big party and then they kick you out. So, okay, anyway, the company believes the ban has worked. The reports of parties at listed properties have dropped 44% from a year ago.

So more than 6,600 guests were suspended for related violations. Suspended 6,600 guests? Wow. Because they had a party? How's it coming on the people reporting cameras in the house? Oh, no, they already said that. They already fixed that. isn't real.

Okay. That's what they said. So they began to crack down on parties in 2019 after a fatal shooting at a party in a house in California. Somebody's always got to ruin it for somebody. At the time, the company prohibited advertising parties at Airbnb locations

on social media. I mean, how else are you supposed to promote the party? Just flyers in the neighborhood? I guess, okay. A number of parties at Airbnb locations increased during the pandemic. Duh. People said we can't get together at a bar.

We'll make a bar at this location, right here. So they banned them temporarily. And now the ban is permanent. Once you get a ban, man, it doesn't go away. You can quote me on that. Once there's a ban, it doesn't go away. I know. Shocking.

So Airbnb said it will lift a limit of 16 people at rented properties. The cap was prompted by health concerns before vaccines against COVID-19 were available. So I could still have more than 16 people at my Airbnb. But that's not a party. That's just friends hanging out. Oh, yeah. No, it's done. These are the kind of parties you advertise face-to-face, baby.

Why don't you join us over here at the old Airbnb? It's got a fence around the house. Oh, yeah. So I don't know if this is good news or bad news, but Pinterest CEO, Ben Silberman. I don't know Ben I haven't had the opportunity to meet Ben Silberman but he is the CEO of Pinterest and I'm a fan

I have a Pinterest account yeah I do of Pinterest account I like looking through I am fashion don't look at me like you're looking down your nose at me oh there's another saying I want to do that on

on overtime looking down your nose at someone. He's also the company's co-founder, stepping down. What is happening over Pinterest? He's stepping down and he's being replaced by Google's president of commerce, Bill Reddy. So Bill leaving Google's Commerce Department to go over and run Pinterest.

Is Pinterest under Google? I thought that was a separate thing. I thought Pinterest, all right, now I have to, find out. You don't need to put me on hold. Fine. I just want to know. I don't think Pinterest is owned by Google.

Pinterest. I'll see him before they're going to go. Now, then, come out of time. Who is Pinterest owned by? Pinterest. Yeah, Pinterest is owned by Pinterest. Probably on. Okay.

So that's Facebook. I mean, Facebook and Google have got to have deals with them, right? Because they have, yeah, they've got work deals, but they don't know. Okay, thanks for holding. Appreciate you listening. Appreciate you holding. Your listenership is really important to us. It means a lot to us.

I mean that. With every, I mean that. But, yeah, Pinterest is on itself. So Homeboy is leaving Google to go over to Pinterest. Maybe that's a thing where Google is just going to say, yeah, we're going to go ahead. take it over now. That's ours now. So Ben will get his cut.

I mean, it's worth hundreds of millions now. And he's Pinterest. Pinterest. I thought you were a fan. I am. I am a fan. But, you know, all it is, it is just a thing.

That's what everything is. You can quote me out of that. That's a thing. I mean, I don't, I have an account. And I scroll through and I look at fashion. No, really, I look at fashion. There's only been a couple of pictures that I had saved that have now gone away.

Pinterest does go in and say, oh, yeah, no, those are not. I didn't think it was bad. I thought it was fashion. But apparently, Pinterest said no. But if you go in, I'll tell you a little secret on Pinterest, all right. So if you see a picture that you like, you want the picture. Then you go inside that picture for more pictures. Then you go inside another picture inside of that.

So once you get about three or four levels deep, Pinterest will never find it. What? If you need me to explain more internet stuff to you, I'm here for you. Plus, I don't know if you know this or not on Pinterest, but you can have locked accounts. So you can save pictures under a locked,

lock and key site. So nobody. knows what they are. Except you and Ben Silverman of Pinterest. I'm pretty sure they have a pretty good idea of what's on their site because that's what they do,

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Interesting. Anyway, congratulations through the long list. I looked down the long list of people. Billy Elish is on there, Jamie Doran. Some of the people you'd think they're not part of the academy already, and they will be soon as they were asked. I had the email of the long list of people that were invited to now be a part of the academy. I looked down the list and I did not see my name.

I'm a little pissed. I know. I know. I looked down the list under actors, not there. I look down the list under casting directors, not there. I looked down the list under cinematographers. I mean, we know one that's not there.

We'll get to that story in a little bit. And I'm not on that, too. Well, you know, the one that Alec took care of. Great story from him today. Holy cow. This guy, man. I looked under costume designers. Not there.

Looked under directors. Not there. Looked under documentary. Not there. My name isn't under documentary. just feel like it should be executives not there feel like it should be film editors

not there makeup artists and hairstylists not there marketing and public relations not there music not there producers not there production design

short films and feature animation sound visual effects writers members at Oh, I don't look down the list of members at large. Let's see. A, B, C, D, E, F. Not there.

I wonder, is our boy, he probably, he has to be, right? Alec Baldwin. He's got to be a part of the Academy of Motion Pictures and Sciences, right? I mean, he has to be a member, right? I mean, he's been in a lot of huge movies. Has he? Yeah, well, I mean, Hunt for Red October. That was 1990.

Holy cow. The Aviator, O4, departed 06, co-hosted the 82nd Academy Awards with Steve Martin. Oh, that went down in history, I bet. I don't even remember it. So he's got to be a member of the Academy. I mean, even after the Rust incident? I mean Maybe the Academy might say

Hey Alec Maybe not Maybe not this year bro Maybe you'd take it easy You step back a little bit Okay You see I keep talking about it I'm bringing him up because

I saw his I saw A partial segment of his interview With Woody Allen Yesterday For those of you listening live Today, today is the 29th of June

2022. Now I saw his Instagram post promoting this interview with Woody Allen and I thought what is going on

so then I'm reading his Instagram post and it says let me preface this by stating that I have zero interest in anyone's judgment and sanctimonious posts here. I am obviously someone who has my own set of beliefs

and could not care less about anyone else's speculation. If you believe that a trial should be conducted by way of an HBO documentary, that's your issue. Meanwhile, IG Live this Tuesday, 1030am with Woody Allen, join us. So I listened to Alex. promoting his video. This coming Tuesday. All right, stop for just a second.

I just realized, you know, I keep doing the Alec bit. Just know that's a rule of the show, okay? When I mentioned his name, his full name, he gets a gunshot. When I mention his first name, he gets, and if I say Alec Baldwin, that's just the rules of the show.

Okay, that's just the way it is. You have to do it. Okay. All right, back to his Instagram post. The 28th. He's so bad. 28th, I think. With this coming Tuesday,

I'm going to be doing Instagram live at 10.30 Eastern Time. 10.30 Eastern Time with... And he holds up the book. Woody's book, which is... Forget the name of Woody's stupid book. What is it? Tuesday.

How to Marry a 1030 Eastern time. I'm going to be doing an Instagram live with Woody Allen. Woody Allen. What I love. I love you. Is that it? Zero Gravity. Is that the latest one?

Instagram line with Woody. Tuesday 1030. Be there. I think that's a zero gravity is the book he held up, right? That's the book? I feel like that's, I don't know. It doesn't matter. It's got the Woody on the back.

So as I'm listening to this yesterday, I'm like, holy cow, that's right now. So I head over to Alex's Instagram account and they're on. There's Alec and Woody and I was the last, it gets frustrating because I keep forgetting that is a stupid thing.

Rules or rules, I know. And so, anyway, so I head over there and I watched it was the last five minutes or whatever. Just terrible. Just terrible. These two doofuses talking to each other about the book and now then,

And then Alec went off on his, I didn't get COVID. I always wore a mask. I really believe I went out and pulled out. I saw it. I didn't stop living. I went out. I wore a mask. I didn't get COVID.

And Woody's like, yeah. I mean, good for you. But he probably had some luck involved in that too since it was running rampant. I mean, even 86 year old Woody's like, that doesn't really do anything, bro. Going, okay, whatever. So now apparently I miss and I'm very disappointed. I missed some of the good stuff that happened early on in the interview. And I haven't seen any footage because he was going to post it.

And I didn't go back. I didn't actually care enough to go back and listen to the interview. My mistake and I apologize. Because it's out there. But apparently he was hollering at his helper. Woody's Instagram feed froze up. and so now Alec is pissed

and he stands up and he's yelled they had dogs barking and he's yelling at his staffer he's a staffer he's yelling at the house cleaner to shut the dogs up get him the hell out of there and he finally got Woody back

Woody did say that he's probably going to retire I mean the guy's 86 he's got maybe He believes he's got a couple of movies left in him. Good luck. We'll see. But, you know, hey, he is still married to the same woman now for a long time, right? I mean, how long has he been married to the kid?

Because he's 86 now. How long as would he been married to the kid? Would he? Please hold. Woody Allen. Married. kid. Wow, part of Diane Keaton. Mia Farrow. Oh, this guy, man.

Thanks for holding. You're listening to show is very important to us. I've lost to know what a douchebag Woody Allen is for a moment. And he's talking to douchebag Alec Baldwin. Unbelievable. Ugh. So, let's see. 97 Woody Allen. 62-year-old Academy Award-winning writer-director of such movies as Annie Hall and Hannah and her sisters. I mean, Annie Hall, that was a huge movie at the time.

Mary's 27-year-old Sunniye Previn. The adopted daughter. See, they're not even blood. Everybody gets to call them as his daughter. They were adopted. Not even blood. So he dumps Mia, and he gets with Sunye. So that was in, when, oh, 97.

97, wow. So, 2007, 2017, 2017, 2025 years. Thank you. So, I mean, he's hung in there quite a while. That's pretty good. I mean, you can't put an age on love. Some people can put a bloodline on love,

but what he didn't? What do you want with the step kid? Look, I'm going to adopt you, and then, you know, you're in the house. Right. Mia doesn't love me anymore. What did I do with that kid? Oh, my gosh.

You guys such a douchebag. Turn that off. That the guy's a douchebag, man. I didn't need to. I didn't want to leave, man. I don't want to leave my apartment. What did I do with her? Dogebag man

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And I was just looking at, I don't think you can go live on Pinterest yet. Pinterest fascination. Maybe that needs to happen. We put the Google guy in charge. Maybe we need to be able to go live. There's not enough places to go live on you. live on your LinkedIn page I can go live on Instagram go live on Facebook I can go live on Twitter with the spaces right that's what you know there's no video there

and then no live on Pinterest very disappointing I mean is this America or what I mean really why can I go live on Pinterest and I know that somebody's gonna tell me You can. They do live fashion shows all the time. Okay. Well, then I missed out. I'm sorry. I see where our girl,

Jeline Maxwell, got 20 years yesterday. You know where you love her. 20 years. They do not like her. They were not a fan of her. The judge made a point of saying Ms. Maxwell is not being punished in place of Epstein or as a proxy for Epstein.

Oh, okay. If you say so, no problem, I mean, whatever, he's dead now. Nobody cares about him, right? Right. Oh, speaking of suicide in prison, this is actually, who died today? Who died today?

So officials in Georgia say this Georgia man killed himself in prison. And you think, oh, okay, well, I mean, it happens, right? I mean, people get distraught, and that's what happens. This particular Georgia man had just been sentenced to death in the killings of two corrections officers during an escaped attempt five years ago. Oh.

So now he's. killed himself in prison. Not a chance. No one in the world believes that. But we'll go with the paperwork. And you know what? That's what happened. Look, we tried to revive him.

And nope. Couldn't bring him back. Wish we could have. He was unresponsive. Look at him. He's just like. in there. All right, what are we going to do?

Unbelievable. So he killed two guards, you know, trying to escape. And it wouldn't surprise me if, you know, they were family members that were happened to be guarding him today or, you know, the other day when he killed himself. Because, you know, look, we found him. He was unresponsive in a cell. we called we called help

they came now he's dead pronounce him dead just go ahead to pronounce him dead so i mean he was he looked beautiful he doesn't have a tear drop tattoo

he does have the neck tattoos up front and he could be in the army with a tattoo like that remember we talked about the new tattoos you can have in the army you can have the ones in the back of your neck and you can have one on each hand but you can't have

the neck tattoos except for in the back and facial tattoos and he's got a it's like a drawn oh I see it's drawn devil devil yeah okay

it looks good it looks great on him he's got the devil horns tattooed on his skull and his hair is growing over it now in this picture maybe this one he was just found after a He hadn't had a chance to trim it up any.

Then he's got AR7, AR-7, Amorphophilus. Up above his left eye with a dollar sign, and then he's got some kind of tattoo underneath his left eye off to the side. Then he's got some kind of ear tattoo. Then he's got some kind of other tattoo up above his right eye. It's a good-looking man. It's a good-looking man.

It's a shame that he didn't find life worth living anymore and had to take his own life in a jail cell after he had just been sentenced to death for killing two guards five years before. Huh. So incredible, they found a U.S. Navy destroyer. In the Philippines, the USS Samuel B. Roberts, popularly known as Sammy B.

I mean, duh. It was identified Wednesday, broken into two pieces on a slope at a depth of 22,916 feet. That puts it about 1,400 feet deeper than the USS Johnston, the previous deepest wreck, discovered last year in the Philippines.

So American explorer Victor Vescovo, founder of the Dallas-based Caladden Oceanic Expeditions, announced the latest find with a UK-based IOS Expeditions. So did they get to keep it? I mean, so many times these guys find all these wrecks

that could have, I mean, who knows? Maybe Sammy B. was carrying some military gold? I don't know. I don't know. Maybe. Does he get to keep it? No. I think not. I think that

the U.S. government would say, that's ours. Because all these countries are thinking that they own these wrecks now. So it's almost, I mean, why do it? And why announce it? I mean, find it and bring it up and don't announce it. That's the thing. Kind of tough to do in today's world, though.

I mean, it's tough not to... The ships were sitting out there for quite a while. What's it doing out there? There's three or four ships. It looks like they're bringing up stuff from the bottom of the ocean. No, they're not doing it. Don't worry about it. They're doing nothing.

So, I mean, we're going to be able to, I don't know if they're going to bring it up. It was destroyed, you know, by some Japanese heavy cruiser in World War II. So, now they have it and they can find it. And hopefully if they have some kind of, you know, they find some bodies

or they know the men that were on the ship, they can, you know, at least give them a proper burial for that. Did you know? Here's something. I give you something to think about. You know, then I'll let you go for today. You know, I've given you so much today. You're welcome.

But I want you to... I have. But I have. We're heading into the holidays, too. The Independence Day holiday. I mean, we're close. It's right. We're smack dab in the middle of the week here.

The end of Pride Month. I mean, I give and I give and I give here on June the Fat. You're welcome. But I don't leave you with this. What? Where are the fireworks? That's a good point. They're coming up.

They're going to be all weekend long, man. People are going to have fireworks all over. Plus, there's plenty of places around the country that are, you know, fire burning. They got banned fire burns. Fire bans, I mean. Not fire burns. There will be fire burns. But bans are everywhere.

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