Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 907 | It Was A Good Ride…

Episode Date: July 6, 2022

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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. UK producers are scouting now for a new documentary. Well, they're scouting for people to be in the new documentary. The new documentary is too large to love. And I read that and I thought, I'm in. You know, hello, too large to love. however what they're looking for is well endowed fellows so I mean sure I could be in that can you so apparently there's people who have large too large of their man parts and they're

looking for it's a casting call happening right now posted online by Spong Gold a producer of the documentary, too large to love. Now, apparently, you know, that's a problem. There's from injuring partners, and not being able to find condoms that fit. Well, that is an issue. I must say, I don't feel that I'm too large for love. But I do feel the pressure of not finding the right size.

The right size condom, I understand. understand that's an issue for a lot of people. So anyway, if you're in the UK, one of our UK listeners to Chewing the Fat, and you're too large to love, your help is needed for the documentary. I'm not sure if there's an actual size that, you know, above. Like, let's say, what's the size that's, Too large for love. Welcome.

Facts are facts. Welcome to chewing the fat. This DJ has been, he's under fire now because it's a couple years old now. And now the clip has got this DJ all under fire. There's like 16 million views because they're pissed. he's doing a senior prom and the prom king and queen's winning dance is happening

and the female, the queen, is in a wheelchair. That'd be no big deal. 2017, she's, you know, school queen, I got it. So the DJ says, hey, I've got the first song. And he plays Ed Sheeran's thinking out loud, which was a huge hit at the time.

I mean, that's the song. But, you know, the beginning of the song, Ed says, when your legs don't work like they used to before. Now, who knows that the opening line of the song? And that does... Okay, just saying. Maybe I think, if you're a DJ, out DJing the old proms, coming up soon.

Oh, you probably missed them, right? At the fall proms, we're in the middle of the summer, so the senior, the end of school proms already happen. So you got the fall proms and all the football. Yes, homecoming dances and all that gobbly gook. Yes. Just know that if there's a, let's say you have a cheerleader at the homecoming prom that's in a wheelchair. Don't, whatever you do, don't play Ed Sheeran.

Thinking out loud. Okay. So we talk on this show about three cuts. clown face and who and you know who's getting plastic surgery and what's happening in today's world and you know that's uh i've it's still three cuts to clown face but a lot of people aren't getting cuts anymore you can get shots and uh other other help with the way that you look well now we find out that people are getting bladder surgery and Botox so that they can well they have a problem driving to the Hamptons.

And apparently on the way to the Hamptons, there's no place to pee. I know. So I guess the drive to the Hamptons from New York is like 100 and so miles and there's hours of traffic and limited access to restrooms. And I'm sure that they're not going to put up

port-a-potties along the drive for you to pull off the side of the road. but, you know, why not? Design her port-a-potties along the road on the way up to the Hamptons to stop. You can have those trailers off to the side, right? The fancy, smancy, hoity-to-dy. You know what I'm talking about.

You've seen those at events, right? The big trailers that you go in instead of the porta-potties? No, you haven't seen that? What kind of dirt events are you going to? So anyway, it's called Blas. Botox, okay, and prostate artery embolization. All right, a lot of people have problems with the issue.

They come out to the Hamptons, so they have to stop, I mean, four or five times on the way. One of these old rich white guys driving out to the Hamptons. So the use of Botox for overactive bladder treatment was approved by the FDA in 2000. 13. Wow. So the injection now has been linked to increased rate of urinary tract infections in women. So does it make me stop peeing? Yeah, I don't care about the urinary tract infection. Plus, there's a little pelvic pain and there's pain when you have to urinate. Sure, that happens. So, so what? Make it so that I can drive to my Hampton's home without having to. stop and pee.

According to this, there's been 20% increase this year in patients asking for the old PAE. I know. I know. I want the prostate artery embolization too.

So the bladder Botox lasts roughly six months. So you get it just before you head up to the Hamptons and then you're good. Until next year. One person said, I can't tell you how many arguments I get into. I've lost three friends because I'm the driver

and I'm not stopping. All right? I'm not dropping. So what do you do? Are you just letting people pee in your car? I mean, I guess, I mean, I realize there have been times in an automobile when I have really,

had to go. One incident, I remember coming back, I was living in Florida, I had a big event in Ibor City, which is in Tampa, and then I was living in Pinellas County, which is back across the bay. And that's about a, I don't know,

25-minute drive, something like that, something like that. And I remember leaving this event, thinking, ah, I'll wait. The place was crowded. I'll wait, and I'll go when I get home. Well, there's an accident on the bridge and so you're stuck.

I finally, as soon as I got to the other side of the bridge, man, I took the first exit, found a parking lot, and was in tremendous amount of pain relieving myself, man. It was everything I had not to just use the cup in my car. So I guess that's what you have to, I mean, at that point, had I known, you put a diaper on. So if you're going to the Hamptons, Why get bladder Botox surgery when you can just put out a diaper?

Maybe it's just me. Speaking to being stuck on the road. Last week, I think it was after we left for the extended holiday or whatever, but I realized that in Fort Worth here in Texas, part of the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex, they had I-35W, and that's the Texas thing. and there's I-35 north-southeast, west, and then there's I-35 Southwest North,

and then there's I-35 West and I-20. They all have the doubles in the Southwest. Don't shake your head like, that's not true, because it is. They all are like that. So it's a Texas thing. So they had this all shut down. Traffic backed up for miles, for miles. Why?

Because a man got out of his car and is sitting on the edge. of one of the overpasses saying he's going to jump. Jump already! Thousands of cars burning $5 a gallon fuel sitting out of the interstate waiting for this guy to either jump or get off the pot. For hours!

No. No, no, no, no, no, my friend. I mean, that cannot. We're going to close down the highway. I mean, I'm sorry. I don't want the guy to jump. But at some point, I mean, if you're a police officer,

don't you just pull up and you? So you're thinking about jumping, huh? Probably shouldn't do that. Somebody out there loves you. That's my talk down. Probably need to have another class. And, eh. So you're thinking about jumping, huh?

Oh, that's a shame. Probably don't want to do that. really I know times are tough but look I've got thousands of cars going both directions here we're stopping traffic so you're going to have to make a decision

you either jump now or I'm coming over and I'm dragging you out of here I'm not going to wait for hours it started at 515 I mean drive time and it doesn't end until 930 no in Jeff Fisher's County

that's going to be it started at 515 it was over by 517 uh so we're backed up okay the guy did the guy jump it really doesn't matter but you know if he did now you got to go close down the road below

I mean so you really don't want that's the thing right so if he jumps and he and he you know obviously doesn't survive or survives either way clean it up quick

let's go let's get the traffic back up when I worked at New York I talked about taking the train every day from well I lived in Pennsylvania but I took the train out of Trenton, New Jersey beautiful this time of year and you take New Jersey transit out of Trenton straight shot into Manhattan

and Penn Station and every so often somebody would you know use the train for a suicide trains are all stopped We're backed up for hours sitting there on the tracks. Come on now. Clean it up.

Let's go. Take some pictures. Let's go. We got thousands of people. We got thousands of people on these trains. Just sitting here twiddling our thumbs waiting to get to our destination. And you got to shut down the tracks because a person, I mean, clean it up. Take some pictures, hose down the front of the train.

Let's move on. I mean, saying it out loud. Makes me sound you know makes me think that I probably shouldn't say it out loud And then I have you know who died today So I add this sent to me at the blaze turn the fat at the blaze.com and said hey Evil does die I thought wow okay so there was a post in Florida, of course it was from Florida, in an obituary written for Lawrence H.

P. F. F. Sr. P.A. F. F. F. F. F. F. M. Morphaphaalus. That may be how he pronounced it. Obituary. And it is a fascinating, fascinating obituary. And it reads, I mean, just going to read you the whole thing. They give you a couple of breakdowns, but the whole thing is, well, well, worth the read. If you'd open up the old newspaper down there in Florida.

Oh, let's take a look at the obituaries. Does that actually happen anymore? You just look at the obituaries online at the newspaper's website. Yeah, so you just scroll it on your phone. And there it is. There's the obituary section. Lawrence H. Poof.

Amorphophophal. Senior was born in Belmont, New York on April 16th, 1941. He passed away on June 27, 2022, living a long life, much longer than he deserved. He survived by his three children, no four, oops, five children. Well, as of 2022, we believe there is no one more that we know about, but there, we believe there is one more that we, oh, I see, okay, hold on. He survived by three children, no four. Oops, five children. Well, as of 2022, we believe there is one more that we know about, but there could be more.

His love was abundant when it came to himself, but for his children, it was limited. From a young age, he was a ladies man and an abusive alcoholic, solidifying his commitment to both with the path of destruction he left behind, damaging his adult children and leaving them broken. Lawrence's senior hobbies included abusing his first wife and children. He loved to start projects but never followed through on any of them. He enjoyed the life of a bar fly for many years and had a quaint little living space studio above his favorite hole in the wall, the Club Nashville. Lawrence Sr. did spend over 20 years in the NYPD, but even his time and service was negligent

at best because of his alcohol addiction. His commanding officer took away his gun and badge, replacing them with a broom until he could get his act together. Lawrence Sr. did claim to be clean and sober for over 30 years, but never worked any of the 12 steps, including the eighth and ninth steps with his children making amends. He possesses no redeeming qualities for his children, including the ones he knew and the ones he knew about. It will be challenging to miss Lawrence Sr. because he was narcissistic. He will be challenging. to miss Lawrence, Sr., because he was narcissistic. He was incapable of love. Lawrence Sr.'s passing proves that evil does eventually die.

And it makes a time of healing, which will allow his children to get the closure they deserve. Lawrence, Sr. can be remembered for being a father to many and a dad to none. Wow. I sure hope that's real. I mean, I hope it's not real. I hope it's not real. I don't want any person to ever live like that. It's probably real, though.

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That would be fun. But no Jeff Bezos. Very disappointing. Jeff's not showing up. I wonder why. That's interesting that Jeff's not going to be there. Maybe he's over in Europe, you know, over in Rotterdam, because Rotterdam, the company that's making his super yacht,

or how they were supposed to take down the bridge to get it out, they decided that the company decided, you know what, we're not going to take down the bridge. There were so many complaints that they were going to get, you know, egged and people protesting. Protesting taking down a bridge to let Bezos's yacht out. I mean, I feel like, I feel like maybe the company is saying that,

but there's going to, I mean, how could you, can you dismantle a bridge secretly? Yeah, we're not going to do it. okay go but how's he going to get it out they don't know how they're going to get the I guess maybe you take

30 40 helicopters and strap a couple of ropes on that bad boy and fly it out right sure I want to see the footage carrying it out over Rotterdam into the ocean that would be fun

I mean I would you break it up piece by piece cut it into thirds truck it out glue it back together there you go Jeff take care there's your super yacht

take care I don't understand I guess I guess you take it down to a point that you can get it out right and then it's very important to take it down to a point that you can get it out and then

put it back together again 500 million dollars to spend it on a yacht. He can spend another you know another 40 million on helicopters and robes. Just fly that bad boy out of there.

I want to see that so bad. Just 20 or 30 military helicopters flying in formation picking up that yacht and flying over Rotterdam. Dropping into the ocean.

Come on now. Tell me you're not watching that video. You know you are. So if you're in Rotterdam and you're thinking, hey, you know, I probably have time. I'm going to set up, you know, a couple of lawn chairs and wait for the helicopters to show up. And, you know, we can just sit here and, you know, videotape the super yacht flying over. Added to the ocean. And you think, you know, maybe I'll just take a couple hour drive down to Belgium and pick up some Belgian chocolate at the old,

I think it's the Y, I think it's pronounced Y's. W-I-E-Z-E-E-E-E-D-O-Morphophalis That's not how you pronounce it I think it's wise and wise Wise Belgium Korsetan Korsetan No I understand

But that chocolate factory The world's largest Chocolate factory, by the way According to them The tourist guy that Uy's Belgium called the biggest chocolate factory in the world. Shut down. Salmonella poisoning.

And they don't know where it came from. Let's shut it out. We're just going to take a look around. We're going to see if we can find out where it came from. We'll clean out those pipes. And now we'll be back in business. Oh, all right. No problem.

I'm looking forward to that. Yeah, look at smooth safety is paramount. Yeah. But now we have the world's largest chocolate factory shutdown. What is happening? Now this is going out in Europe We're shutting down chocolate factories This cannot stand

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Uh, well worth to watch. I feel like it was nine episodes, something like that. I don't remember how many episodes it was, maybe seven or eight, whatever it was. Um, I will say that, uh, the, I thought that the, you know, his list of people, you know, the terminal list, uh, you know, you don't want to make my list. don't make me put you on my list. I feel like I enjoyed the whole thing of,

you know, he didn't want to, he didn't want to, you know, kill anybody that wasn't worth killing. But there were a whole bunch of people that were killed and injured that didn't have anything to do with. They were just protecting people. So anyway, it was fun.

It was a fun ride. I feel like the second, season isn't going to happen unless he miraculously gets better, which is, I guess, you know, anything can happen in Hollywood for enough money. For enough money in Hollywood, yep, ta-da! Happening, season two. I will say that the end twist of the person who was on the terminal list but wasn't on the terminal list, We knew that there was another person that was going to be on the list.

We just didn't know who that person was. Early on, I thought it was going to be another person. And then, I think it was the next to the last episode. Might have been the last episode when he is, he's, I'm just spoiling the whole show for you now. He's driving with the guy that is going to, you know, that eventually is going to be on the list. and they made a big deal out of where he was thinking about retiring.

And so I thought, okay, why would they be doing that? Must be they're going to use it later. Tadda! And they do. But well worth to watch, though. It was a fun ride. That's my review of Terminalist. It was a fun ride.

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I don't even pick up the phone for 4.7 million, okay? Now I get a couple. They don't even have any amounts. They just want my information. They're eluding to the fact that they've got money. for me. But they don't even have it. They don't even, they're not even saying, well, there's going to be four million. There's going to be 10 million. Hello, sir slash madam. I am Mr. David T. Villa, lawyer by profession. However, this correspondent is private. I'm a financial consultant to an investor

from a mineral rich Africa country with a political background who wants to invest outside his country. As stated above, my client had approached me with a mandate to seek a firm or reputable, well-established individual, which obviously is me, that has the experience in investment management. Hello. That can help him channel some funds into a profitable investment where he can get good yield for his money. Due to the sensitive position he holds in his country and the unstable. stable investment environment, my client has decided not to retain any of his assets in his country. Kindly let me know your acceptance of this offer and furnish me with the comprehensive draft

of your terms and conditions. Your sincerely, Mr. David T. Villa. So I'm just, he's just alluding that this guy's got a lot of money to invest and wants to, you know, I mean, he obviously is a, you know, great, huge. financial king in this mineral rich Africa country. At least give me some amount that you want me to answer about that I can come for, okay? And then I get this one under the heading of

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During my audits, I discovered several dormant accounts due to inactivity. and I thought, hey, I can steal him. No, he thought some principle of the said account has been dormant for over a decade and as the initial owner of funds is demised. Against this backdrop, I decided to contact you in order to confirm whether or not you know or are related to the deceased family. This is because, from our preliminary findings, yours and one of the deceased happens to share a similar name

and common heritage, and that will enable the claim to the fund to go swiftly. Lastly, owing to the sensitivity of the situation, I urge you to keep this proposal in utmost confidentiality. Oh, no. Pending our discussion. I expect your response to enable me to send you more information. Respond to me for more details. Thanks for your time and expecting your response.

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We get the deals. You gift the good stuff. So during my chewing segment on Pat, it's Wednesday. So those are you listening live, it's the 6th of July, 2022. And I do a chewing segment during Pat Unleashed. We talked about the American customer service index, the ACSI. I mean, hello, ACSI is probably one of the most renowned service index companies in the universe. and so they've compiled their favorite fast food restaurant

and you know they interviewed I don't know they interviewed over 20,000 customers and it talked about how Chick-fil-A is the number one fast food restaurant for the eighth year in a row and then it goes down with all the rest of you know all the usual characters and the fast food chains in the last place to da McDonald's with that score of 68 and they score you know between zero to 100

and most of them are between 75 and 85 is their score. The chain with the biggest decrease this year for fast food places was Duncan. They went down 4% from last year, going down to 74 this year from 77. I mean, still McDonald's is 68. Hello. But I was looking at some more ACSI surveys. and I was looking at the full service restaurants

and so now coming in at number one now they have on all these surveys they have something called all others I'm not quite sure what that is and I didn't I was looking to see if they explained exactly

what all others were and maybe that's just not I mean it's obvious it's all others no I got it I understand I got it. It's all others. I understand. You know what? That's exactly what it is. It's all others. And that's the first place in the restaurants with all others at 81. Okay. So the first named restaurant with an 80 score of 80, and they were the same as last year.

Longhorn Steakhouse, which, you know, everybody goes, yeah, Longhorn Steakhouse. Number two, tied with the Longhorn Steakhouse. So I guess that would be tied at one. Texas Roadhouse. I know. I know I like it too.

Number three, I just come as a surprise to you. Every one of these restaurants that I'm going to name off to you, I could tell you that I like. Yeah, all right. Maybe not. We'll see. Cracker barrel? Yeah.

I mean, have I had some disappointing meals at Cracker Barrow from time to time? Yeah. Yeah, I think I have. I don't know that I've had a disappointing meal at Longhorn or Texas Roadhouse, though. But, you know, Fridays, I don't even have Fridays anymore. I mean, okay. Was Buffalo Wildlings on here? Buffalo Wildlings, wow.

Down in 76. We got to bump them up a little. So they're 76. They're down the list. And we've got to bump Buffalo Wild Wings back up the list a little ways. Olive Garden? Olive Garden. You know, I, oh, Olive Garden had an 82.

I mean, an 80 as well. So they're up there with Longhorn and Texas Roadhouse. I mean, I will say that I, Olive Garden probably has a little bit too much salt for my liking. But I do enjoy their food. I know. foods are really salty to me. And I like them.

And I mean, put a bowl of Alfredo in front of me. And I'm tearing it up with a plate of buns. A plate of rolls. Unlimited. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'll take some of that. What's that soup that everybody gets the egg-a-wachi egg-naki soup?

I'll take some of that. My daughter loves that stupid stuff. What is it called? Amorpha fallis. Yeah, that soup. Amorpha fallis. That soup. We're done?

Amorpha fallis. Are we not going to be the music now? We're not going back to the... Yeah, I'd like someone. Some creamy Elfrido. Amorpha fallas. You can put a little meat in there if you want. Let me have something to sit on.

All right, stop. I mean, just it seemed... And maybe it's true with all. the restaurants. I mean, they use a lot of a lot of salt. I know. After Olive Garden, Outback Steakhouse, man, it's been a while since I've been to an Outback. I used to live

real close right behind one. That's why I stopped going there. The house I lived in, the one house I lived in had a big brick concrete wall, and then there was the Outback Steakhouse in the parking lot and everything there. And so, you know, it was our privacy fence. It was this, you know, cinder

block wall. There were plenty of nights, man. a little bit of a rat issue. I mean, it's a restaurant. What are you going to do? Red Robin next in line. You know, I will say I've had a very disappointing meal at a Red Robin not very long ago. And it was way overcooked and I was really disappointed.

But other than that, I mean, that's the only time. And it was a different Red Robin that I normally frequent. so I'll be going back to the regular Red Robin. Chili's? Oh, you know, I used to go to, there used to be, there was a Chili's I used to, I don't know, I'll tell you a Chili story, but there was a Chili's I used to go to in Pennsylvania.

Awesome. Now, that bad boy was awesome. The first couple months when I went to move to Pennsylvania, the family was still in Florida. Chili's and I had a very close relationship. I was just saying, You know, it wasn't that kind of relationship. But it could have been.

That it could have been because that guy that was making the food burgers and the fries, the chilies. Yes. I do want some of that on that burger. Yes. Slide that pickle on that plate too. All right. So then we have the cheesecake factory.

Yeah. Cheesecake Factory down the list, 77. Denny's. Denny's? Denny's? Denny's? I mean, you know what you're getting with Denny's. I do remember going to a Denny's in,

I think it was insane, Augustine. It was along the east coast of Florida, though. They had the best banana splits in the world. I know. We were staying there. It was so we were over on the east coast of Florida for something, and we went to the Denny's. and, you know, we felt like a banana split.

And so we got a bananas. You know how you feel like a banana split every now and that? Sometimes you feel like a split. Sometimes you don't. And we ordered it. And it was so good. I mean, we went back to the next two nights and had another banana split. Just saying.

Red Lobster, next in line. It's been a long time. I've been to a red lobster, man. They're not bad, though. Buffalo Wild Wings again. I mean, we got to bump them up there. You got to bump them up the list a little bit. Applebee's, boy, been a long time

as I've been doing Applebee's. But Applebee's, no, 77? And IHop is down on 74? I mean, I don't know that I've had a disappointing meal from IHop. At the IHop. I have had some IHops delivered. I know.

You call them up and you say, hey, IHop. 70 some pancakes. And they get here cold. So, yeah, I know. disappointing. What are you going to do? So I was just challenged. I was asked a question if there was a restaurant on this list

that I don't have a story about. And so I'm going down the list, and I think the answer to that is no. I can tell you a story about every one of these restaurants. Outback Steakhouse, I've told you the best Outback Steakhouse in America. I mean, it was founded in Tampa. I lived behind the one. Used to go to the one in Tampa all the time.

but my son and I, when he was being recruited, my oldest son was being recruited by Auburn to play football. We went there for a weekend. They'd given a bunch of love at Auburn. The Outback Steakhouse in, what is the city there in Alabama? Okachaba, Oko-Weba. Amorpha Phala. Opalika, Alabama.

Best Outback Steakhouse. in the country, the best one I've ever had. They were awesome. We went there, we had a night off. The night before we were going into the university for them to provide food and drink. And so we went to the Outback Steakhouse. It was unbelievable.

Cheesecake Factory, I mean, I can tell you, there's a story, Glenn and myself, and I think Stu was with us. We went to the Cheesecake Factory. and we had quite a bit of fun with the people that worked there at the time. Red Lobster. Do I have a red lobster story?

I feel like it's been a long time as I've been to a red lobster. It used to be one close to the one house I lived in that we went to quite a bit. And this one was in Florida. There was one here in Texas we used to go to when we lived over in one particular area. It was in an area that we used to go by all the time,

so we'd go there from time to time because my in-laws like to go there. But the one in Florida, that bad boy was nice. I mean, they always hooked us up really well. I don't know that I had any big events there, though, the Red Lobster. Buffalo Wild Wings, I mean, hello.

I mean, my son is working there now. So, I mean, my, I will say that my wing intake has increased. Let me eat! Yeah, amazingly, and I don't know how it happens. I don't

ask questions. I just know that there are days, like this morning when I get up, and I get a text saying, the one in the fridge with the J sticker is yours. All right, that's lunch. Good to go. I don't ask questions. I just know it's there.

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