Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 909 | It’s A Rough Old World…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
Bodega this, bodega, that I can't take the bodegas.
Okay, the story is agonizing enough.
So a couple goes into a store, the bodega.
Sorry, it's not just a store, it's a bodega.
In New York City, a bodega is a small owner-operated convenience store.
Its name is derived from the Spanish word for storeroom or wine cellar.
Usually located on New York Street Corners, they are renowned for their culture and colorful character.
There are an estimated 13,000 bodegas across the city.
Wow, that seems like a lot.
It seems like a lot.
So anyway, this couple goes into this bodega, and she buys a bag of chips or attempts to buy a bag of chips for the kid with her food stamp card.
The food stamp card doesn't have enough money.
The guy says, that's a shame.
Give me the chips back.
Your kid's not getting the chips from this bodega, okay?
And then they leave.
She goes out and tells the boy, the man, her boy,
I know, her lover boy, that he can't get chips for the kid.
He took him away.
So he comes back into complaint, goes back behind the counter, get stabbed.
And now this guy, the bodega owner gets arrested for that.
And they posted bail.
They started at like, I don't know, $500,000 or $250,000.
And he's finally out on bail.
They started to go fund me for him.
GoFundMe said, no, we're taking that down.
What?
So apparently, under GoFundMe's terms of services,
the platform can't be used for the legal defense of alleged crime associated with hate, violence, harassment,
bullying, discrimination, or terrorism.
Okay, well, this is an alleged crime of self-defense.
So, anyway, everybody gets their money back.
You can't raise any money for the family.
Now, I guess they're seeking help from the National Rifle Association
to make it easier for bodega owners to legally obtain pistols.
That would have worked out well for him.
Instead of stabbing them, he could have just shot him.
Gosh, it took you long enough to get it.
That's the problem with guns.
It takes too long to get them underneath the counter.
Well, that was, you know, look, we have to defend this man, said the United Bodegas of America's president.
I mean, I'm a fan of United Bodegas of America who doesn't love them.
There's also, there's also the, what is there?
Oh, the bodega and small business group.
So I'm not sure if he's affiliated with the bodega and small business group, or if he's with the, what are they called again?
The United Bodegas of America.
They might be at odds.
I don't know.
Anyway, I've had just about enough of hearing the word bodega.
But, you know, it's better than, I guess we like saying bodega more than...
Amorphophalus.
I don't think so.
Welcome.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Corsetton.
No, bodega.
Quercetans.
Okay, okay, you got me.
Hey, congratulations to Bill Gates.
I had the story last week,
and I don't think I ever got to it about him being,
you know, they were looking into him buying all this property in North Dakota,
this farmland.
And, well, they took a whole week.
And they looked into it, and they finally gave him approval to buy the 2,100 acres of North Dakota farmland.
land. It's just for 13.5 million. People are still all wound up at Bill for buying this property.
Hey, Bill shouldn't be buying this. Look, it's not illegal. Okay. He gets to buy it. His,
they claim that it is not illegal for a individual trust to own farmland. If it leases
the land back to the farmers.
And that's what Gates plans to do.
That's what he said, no, I promise
that's what I'll do.
Oh, okay, Bill.
No problem. We'll go ahead.
Buy the land then.
So, I mean,
I...
Okay, fine.
Whatever. I mean, he's like the
largest landowner
in the U.S. now.
What are you going to do? He's Bill Gates.
Whether you like him or not, I mean, he's got the money.
Why are you looking like that?
I see you grabbing for something.
No, no, my gosh, no.
He's not Alec Baldwin.
All right.
I see.
Okay.
So I'm looking at the tweets from James Kahn, who we learned at the end of yesterday's podcast that passed away, 82, rest and peace.
And, you know, the guy was, you know, one of those guys,
I liked his work, but he spent a bunch of years at the Playboy Mansion,
and he was one of those dirtbaggery guys in there with...
I'm not saying he's anything like Bill Cosby,
but he did hang out with my man at the...
at the Playboy Mansion.
And, you know, he was pals with Huff for a long time.
And Hep's been taking a beating these days,
even more than what he was alive.
And, I mean, Huff is.
my man. I mean, he's the guy, right? He's the American dream
personified. He's, you know, I mean, the Hugh
Heffner joke, hello. The joke
when somebody dies, he's better off, he's better off
now. I'm not saying that about Hugh. Anyway,
so I'm looking at James Kahn's tweets
because, just because he was, I guess
he was a prolific Twitterer.
Twitter, I know, shut up.
But I didn't follow James.
And he had like 100 and some thousand followers
and he always ended all his tweets with
End of tweet.
That was his thing on Twitter.
Okay, well, that's kind of cute.
He shows pictures and, you know.
Me and my sis.
End of tweet.
Okay, great, James.
But as I'm looking through the James Conn Twitter sphere,
he promotes, and I missed it,
He was on Here's the Thing.
Now, you know who hosts Here's the Thing?
Because the full title of the show is Here's the Thing with Alec Baldwin.
So I'm going to have to go back and listen to it because I want to see if it's douchebag and douchebag talking to each other, which I bet it is.
or it's just
Alec
talking to James
trying to be a tough guy
and James, you know, blowing him off.
I hope it's the other way.
I hope it's not douche on douche.
But I think that's what it's going to be.
Here's the thing.
It's Alec Baldwin.
So by default, James Con made it to
who died today
yesterday.
But when you go into
Who Died Today
Today, I mean, we're looking at
I mean, it's Artist's Day.
Sam Gillum, influential artist,
best known for abstract, draped
paintings. You know Sam.
And you know all about his abstract
draped paintings. Tremendous.
He died at 88.
Margaret Keene, painter
and subject of Tim Burton's
biopic,
the biopic,
Big Eyes,
dead it.
94 and a model maker, two-time Oscar-dominated model maker, Gregory G-G-A-E-I-N.
Amorphophalis.
Died at 76 years of age.
So, plus, I think we have this person who, well, I mean, I know he passed away, a San Antonio man.
His final words, of course, were, watch this.
So Pablo Ruiz, rest in peace, dead at 43 years of age.
Cause of death was determined to be a head injury.
Due to a fireworks mishap who decided that, hey, you know what,
I'm going to light this mortar-style firework and put it.
on the top of my head and shoot it off.
I mean, it went off.
I don't know if the rest of the family
were looking up at the fireworks going,
hey, that's a great one.
And then my man was laying on the driveway
with a mortar hole in his hand.
So, I mean, I realize
that people lose digits
and harm themselves
from time to time doing fireworks.
I understand.
And it's, you know,
it's a process that has.
happens quick and you don't think about it.
Because I remember once,
you just don't think about it. It happens.
And the next thing you know, you got a firework in your head.
Like my man here, Pablo.
He was like, hey, I can just shoot this thing off the top of my head.
No, you can't.
It's going to light up and, you know,
maybe not doing, it's not such a good idea.
I remember having one of those little,
I mean, used to be able to get the little,
I don't know, are those third class or first class fireworks?
I don't know.
They ranked them.
and the ones that you can get for the neighborhoods and stuff,
I think those are first and second class.
I think they go up,
I think there's third and beyond are the ones that you're watching.
The ones that are hurting Pablo.
You're not supposed to have those.
But, you know, you light up, and they shoot up,
and they shoot stuff.
And I remember having one in the backyard.
And I light it doesn't go off,
and I go out there, and I'm like,
why is this thing going off?
And I lean back over it, and I've got my little lighter,
handheld lighter.
and I lean back across.
I'm going, why is this thing?
I got to light this thing.
And I light it again.
Only the fuse is like right there.
Right there.
And off it goes, and I mean it was inches away.
I mean, inches away from my face.
I may have been singed.
I don't recall if I was singed or not.
But it happens that fast.
That's what I mean.
Could happen to anybody.
Pablo.
Rest in peace.
Pablo Ruiz.
43.
Dead.
from a mortar.
Happy Independence Day.
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So my man Keith Richards
has spoken out about his drug use.
And he said, hey, it's a rough old world.
Sometimes you need something.
something to blank it out. Amen.
Amen, Keith. Now, apparently there's a new documentary done by the BBC on the Rolling Stones.
And, I mean, the Rolling Stones have been around for what?
60 years together as a band. I mean, Mick just went in the hospital not long ago, and he's like 78 now.
Still going strong, though. Love it. Is he? He's in the hospital. Still going strong, though.
still going strong
so
Keith says in the
documentary that hey I get shy
and hang on crowds
and it kind of you know bother me so
you know
sure I've been charged with
possession of heroin with the purpose of trafficking
who among us
well I think the reason I was
taking heroin was to deal with fame
pressure
it's one way to run away
it is one way to run away
I will say that
I wouldn't recommend it to anybody
but then again
that's a personal choice
and I don't know
it's a rough old world
sometimes you just need something
to blank it out
you know it probably ain't worth the ride
but
it's a personal choice
you want to
shoot the old horse
the big capital age
go ahead
it's up to you. Sometimes you just got a blank. It's a rough world out there. Right, Keith? And, you know, times are tough. Are they? Are they, Mr. Keith Richards? Worldwide star from the Rolling Stones. Are they tough? Oh yeah. I mean, you don't know how tough it was. The crowds. People bothering me. Always wanting stuff. Coming at me.
Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith.
I just had to shoot up.
What's you got to do?
So, get over it.
That was mean on him.
So I wonder how long it's been since Keith has actually been shooting the old age.
Because, you know, I mean, I'm guessing he doesn't do it anymore.
But, I mean, he talked about, one interview he talked about snorting his dad's ashes.
with the cocaine.
He admits
to ingesting all banner of substances,
but not quite as bizarre as he reveals his latest confession.
He snorted his father's ashes.
I mean, what are you going to do?
There's dad.
He once sampled his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.
That's the strangest thing I've ever tried to snore it.
Look, he was
cremated, I couldn't resist grinding
him up with a little bit of blow.
Right!
Went down pretty well,
I'm still alive.
So,
just wondering.
Just wondering if Keith, how long it's been
since Keith has actually
kicked the habit.
I feel like he's one of those
and I don't do heroin anymore.
I just do.
this.
It's one of those. Because you got, I mean, you can't be, after years of all that drug use,
believe me, I know, after years of all that drug use, you can't just not have drug use.
That's my rehab.
Cold turkey, nope, going to the next one down the road.
This place is not for me.
Your rehab? Well, yeah, you take a little bit of the,
the drugs and you're still okay.
Okay, we're here.
This is my rehab place right here.
I don't necessarily think you should follow my plan,
but I can see Keith following that plan in a heartbeat.
I mean, in the same story, he talked about snort and his dad.
He talks about someone put strychnine in my dope.
I was in Switzerland.
I was totally comatose, but I was totally awake.
I am so bummed right now.
now because I have not ever taken
strict nine. Don't look
at me like that. It was just a joke.
Was it?
As long as we're talking about old
rock stars, I see where Crosby stills
at Nash are going to be back up on Spotify.
Good for them.
Congratulations for coming back on
Spotify. I guess they're
reportedly
planning to donate their
earnings from the streams
to charities, aiding those
infected with COVID
So they pulled off pissed at Joe Rogan, and now they're back on because they realized that that's the only place that people remembered them.
Otherwise, nobody even thought about them.
So they're going to at least now they can use this as a remembrance.
And people go, oh, yeah, I like that.
I'm going to have to maybe go see them live or buy some of their merchandise outside of Spotify so they can make a little bit more money.
So they feel better about themselves by needing the money from Spotify,
but really what they need is the recognition.
So they're going to give whatever money they make,
and I don't know how much that is.
It's probably a significant amount.
I don't.
Honestly, I have no idea what Crosby Stills and Nash would make from Spotify.
So COVID-19 is going to get a whole dollar.
That's what they're going to get.
I mean, seriously, I mean, I was forced to like them.
over the years
and
I could not
I would not go to Spotify
to specifically hunt out
a Crosby Still's Nash
song
maybe a Crosby Still's Nash
and young once in a while
possible
but not to specifically
it's been a long time since I've listened to their stuff
I was forced to listen to all their stuff
Crosby stuff
Stephen Still's stuff, Nash, Neil Young, all their stuff separately, all their stuff together.
I used to have a really good friend of mine that was so into them.
And so it was just easier to be with him and not complain and listen to it.
Then complain.
But I did.
After a while, you know, so once in a while, he used to go, okay, enough.
We're going to listen to this today.
Okay.
And then for years I worked at the record store
So when you work at a record store for 8, 10, 12 hours a day
You know, the people that you work with
Everybody gets a shot at playing music that they like
So you listen to, you know, listen to a lot of stuff
And you listen to a lot of stuff that you don't really like
But you know, the person that you're working with likes it
So you're forced to like it
And you listen to it and you go, yeah, I can appreciate that
That's great.
But you never would pick it out yourself.
That's kind of where I'm at with Crosby
Stills and Nash on Spotify.
If I saw it, if I was on Spotify
and it came up in the algorithm,
I might go, oh yeah, you know,
I haven't heard that in a while and play it,
but I wouldn't seek it out.
Anyway, they're back,
and they're going to donate the money
to those infected with COVID-19.
Charities, I'm sorry, charities aiding
with those infected with COVID-19.
Good for them.
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Okay.
So I've got a long list of crime.
A man was caught arrested for impersonating a hotel guest and a cast member at Disney World.
So he pretended to be a hotel guest and a cast member.
Okay.
I didn't realize that it was illegal to impersonate a...
Well, I guess if you told the hotel that you were a guest.
And if you just walk in there and pretend you're a guest, is that illegal?
I can't just walk into a hotel?
Come on now?
That's a problem right there.
That should be illegal.
Should be able to walk into a hotel and at least pretend you're a guest.
Especially, at that one hotel not far from my house, I've thought about doing it often
because they have the buffet breakfast every morning.
Just come in, wait for somebody to come out the side door and walk in.
in the side door so you don't have to go through the front door
and right into the breakfast area.
Nobody would know.
You just sit there and have your
breakfast there in the hotel.
Anyway, David Proudfoot, 44 of Kissimmee, Florida,
impersonating a hotel guest and a cast member of Disney
as he took a gold necklace and an R2D2 droid
worth about 10 grand.
Was it?
Was it worth about 10 grand?
It's a hotel display.
Yeah, that's worth $10 grand.
All right, whatever.
So apparently he pushed the cart on Epcot Resorts Boulevard to Walt Disney.
He wore a Disney World name tag that said David and bright orange safety vest.
So he just figured he'd walk right in.
The security guard was like, I don't think that looks right.
I don't think he looks like somebody that actually works here.
and the security guy was right.
So he was arrested.
So I guess the guy just tried to work at Disney before,
and they've like said,
you are not Disney material.
I mean, that's pretty bad when you're not Disney material,
even just to be a pretend-to-hotel guest.
Right?
Come on now.
So the R2D2 droid is worth between 6,000 and 10,000.
It's the part of the swan,
hotels,
stationary models
that they use at the resorts.
I'm just going to take this R2D2 and get
out of here. I don't know where he got the necklace
from. If he ripped it off some lady's neck
or maybe he pretended to be a guest, he just went in a room
and said, yeah, this is my room.
Oh, let's take this necklace and leave. All right.
Good. No problem. No problem. But David has
has now been arrested. You can breathe
easier and safer at
Disney World. Everything is fine.
There are two big crime stories.
Well, I mean, actually, we talked about one of the bodega thing.
Corsettin.
No, bodega.
Corsettin.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, we talked about that.
That's big crime.
And then we have the Japan former prime minister going down in an assassination.
Out of the streets.
It was incredible.
We just giving a speech out of the streets.
It didn't seem like a little strange.
He's just propping up a milk box on the corner of first and second in downtown Japan.
And giving a speech, and it just stopped it.
It's down right there in downtown Japan.
And with the guy that shot him, a homemade gun, it's a cannon.
And it's not cannon.
It was a cannon gun.
It was like a sawed-off shotgun.
gun.
It was an incredible explosion.
The first time I saw the video, I'm like,
holy cow, that was a gun?
Yeah, that was a gun.
It was amazing.
Anyway, it's sad that he,
they rushed him to the hospital,
and I don't know that he was even alive then.
You know, they claimed that they rushed him to the hospital
and they couldn't save him at the hospital.
Usually, you know, if they're rushing you to the hospital
and something like that, they're not going to pronounce you dead.
the ambulance.
They're like,
I'm not,
I'm not pronouncing him dead.
He's still alive.
He's on you, bro.
You go ahead and say he's dead.
I'm not saying he's dead.
He was alive when he left this helicopter.
Okay?
So I'm sure that's,
you know,
have anyway,
you know,
sad news on that.
And then I see where
we've just busted
these drone subs.
Now,
we've talked about the drone subs before,
and they're pretty,
the other drone subs that we've seen,
seen, at least the ones that I've seen that are full of drugs, are pretty big.
I mean, they're like miniature submarine.
When you think of a submarine, you know what a submarine is.
It looks like this.
You know, well, these do not look like those submarines, the drone subs.
They look like, I don't know, I know what they look like.
giant shoes with a thing on the top.
It's really weird.
But they were using them to smuggle drugs across Europe.
So, okay, they were transporting large quantities of narcotics
across the Strait of Gibraltar.
They would load them up.
Across the straight, somebody would come over, pick them up, be done.
Okay.
So, you know, I don't worry about that.
Official seized 31 pounds of hashish, 18 pounds of marijuana,
more than 157,000 euros in cash, and six large aerial drones.
Now, those aerial drones, I'm sure, were, you know,
being run by the guy on the other side of the strait of Gibraltar going,
where's my drone at?
Oh, there is, okay, they're keeping it.
eye on that.
You think, you see a drone
flying across in the air.
Wouldn't you, you know, you normally, oh, there's a drone.
You look down at the water.
There's a little,
a little sub thing sticking out.
You always want to pay attention when you got a little thing
sticking out. And you would.
You would, no matter what Gibraltar you were on.
That's a fact, by the way.
You know, I noticed that they said
they gave Abe the Japanese,
Former prime minister.
That's his name, right?
Yeah, Abe, they've got one too.
And they gave him 20 liters of blood.
I mean, good and obviously trying to save him.
And, you know, the efforts were fruitless.
But I think I believe more that's just that, yeah,
we gave him 20 liters of blood because I'm not saying he's dead.
All yours, still alive.
Have a nice day.
So what happened?
I don't know.
We tried to revive him.
He was alive when I passed him off to that guy.
I didn't say, no, he was still alive when I gave him to that guy.
I mean, that's the Fort Worth Dallas joke with John F. Kennedy, right?
He was alive when he left here.
Oh, and I see where a federal judge ruled that three large drugs.
drug distributors, Amerisoros-Bergain, Cardinal Health, and McKesson were not responsible for
fueling the opioid crisis in West Virginia.
The judge said that the company shipped 51.3 million opioid pills to communities in the
state from 2006 to 2014 to fulfill legal prescriptions written by doctors.
I mean, that's been the argument.
But, I mean, they...
already done a deal with the big pharmacies, Walgreens, CBS.
A settlement was reached last year with the drug distributors, Johnson and Johnson.
They agreed to pay $26 billion to resolve the lawsuits.
Amazing.
Anyway, this particular case ruled in favor of the distributors.
They were fulfilling legal.
prescriptions. You know, they, of course, make the argument, oh, you should have known.
That started the world down the road that the pharmacist gets to overrule the doctor.
I freaking hate that so much. I cannot tell you. I don't know why it bugs me. It just bugs me.
That's not up to you, pharmacist. Okay? Mix your little pills up over there. Put them in a bottle.
sell them
that's what you do
get your little thing
mortar and pestle
and be done with your life
they don't feel that way though
so that's where we're at
are we dead yet
I mean are we sucked into the black hole yet
I know CERN started back up again right
the world's most powerful
particle accelerator
opened back up for business man
it was down for three years
researchers upgraded the system to achieve
unprecedented energies.
So the large hadron
collider, based in
Geneva, Switzerland, centerpiece
of the world's biggest particle
physics lab. It's underground
17 mile long
tubes accelerate charged
particles, typically protons,
to close to the speed of light,
before smashing them together
or with other forms of atoms
and particles. And so
the result of collisions
I don't have to tell you this.
They result in collisions effectively
break apart the particles into their constituent parts
known as quarks and gluons
and provide a brief moment of time
for scientists to study exotic forms of matter
and the forces that hold them together.
I mean, you knew that already, though.
I didn't have to tell you that.
So, I don't know.
I mean, we fire this bad boy up.
Are we supposed to get sucked into the giant CERN, black, black,
black hole now.
You can write your own jokes.
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I'm,
I'm from.
The most
ensemble,
the CandoesCadow
of the Fesepora
Cepora Clue
and other part of
VIT.
like a standard and mini,
regrouped for a better quality price.
In line,
on Cephora.C.A. or in a magazine.
Okay, I want to play What's the Lai
and I want to go into the What's the Lie bit,
but first, our contestant today is going to be Brian Leiby.
And Brian is going to be our guest contestant for What's the Liant.
He's here.
But he's also here bearing gifts to me.
And he runs the cat's alley and Tomahawk lanes
in a ravine.
Michigan.
And if you don't know where
Reveno, Michigan is, it's right there.
That's where it is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Thank you.
I know where it is.
Whatever.
And they brought me a gift
a tomahawk.
A tomahawk from Cats Alley's
lanes at Tomahawks.
Awesome.
It says chewing the fat on the
blade.
It's got Jeffie CTF on the handle.
This is beautiful.
Thank you.
Now this is an actual, you know,
certified replica of a tomahawk
that you would use at
Tomahawk Lanes.
So if I throw this up against the wall,
it should stick, right?
I mean, throwing properly, of course.
Right, right?
All right.
Let's give it a shot.
It's not a brick wall, is it?
Let's give it a shot.
We'll find out, won't we?
No, it didn't stick.
Gosh, darn it.
The heck, why did it stick?
It's going on.
You got to use it.
Hold on.
Hit it in the edge of the wood.
Okay.
I'm not doing it.
What the heck?
All right, slide this.
see the trick is he's not actually doing the wall he has a piece of wood
that is looks like some tough woods it's too tough I shut the mic off when I
this is beautiful thank you thank you very much I really appreciate how's how's
life I mean we're past COVID right when at one point we talked to you and you had to
shut it down yeah yeah for COVID so how's business how's things going at the old
Tomahawk lanes busy and businesses
been good last season. We're closed in the summer for maintenance and stuff. And then, yeah.
I mean, I'm not there throwing tomahawks. What kind of maintenance you got to do? We're cleaning bowling
pins? What are we doing? We are cleaning bowling pins and pin setters and lanes and carpets.
And you actually have the machines that pin set, right? You don't have a little Billy and Joey back there setting up the pins.
I'm not bathing Billy and Joey. The whole place is closed for the summer? Yes, sir. Well, I mean, it's Michigan, right? So, I mean, that's the
place to be in the wintertime. People go to the lakes and their cabs. Right. They don't need. But
Tomahawk, though, it still might be. Well, we booked Tomahawk parties of 20 or more in the
summer. Oh, so they're not completely close. There you go. So business is going good because
and I see now that you're on the cutting edge of the Tomahawk lanes. I am. Right? Because
after I talked to you, I don't know, 100 years ago now, I saw all these other places opening up
around the country and I thought, my man, from Revena, Michigan, right there. Cutting edge. It was one of
first ones in the country.
Yep.
That's awesome.
And I am, this is really beautiful, though.
I am a fan of this Tom Hawk.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
So, and he has agreed to be a contestant on What's the Lie?
So let's do What's the Lie?
It's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
What's the Lie?
Yes, What's the Lie?
Where contestants try to decipher the lie from four, count up one, two, three, four headlines.
One of them is not true.
Thus, that's where we get.
What's the lie?
Welcome to our contestant, Brian Leiby, Brian, thank you for joining us.
And I said Leby, didn't, and it's Leiby.
You don't have to whisper.
The mic's on.
Just tell me, hey, fat man, it's liby.
Tell me that, it's fine.
I won't say that, but it is live.
I'm looking at it.
First of all, why do you pronounce it wrong?
Your name is spelled L-E-I-B-Y.
I think it's the German's fault.
Well, they're wrong.
All right.
So are you ready to play once the line?
I am ready.
All right, let's do it.
Number one, worker who was accidentally paid 330 times his salary,
offers resignation and vanishes without a trace.
Colorado funeral home operator guilty of selling body parts.
Headline number three.
A crab that wears a sponge as a hat discovered in Western Australia.
And headline number four, Mark Zuckerberg has announced Facebook meta,
is going into space, building the Meta Space Station by 2032.
Those are your four headlines, Brian, and one of them is a lie.
Worker who was accidentally paid 330 times a salary offers resignation and vanishes without a trace.
Colorado funeral home operator guilty of selling body parts.
A crab that wears a sponge as a hat discovered in Western Australia.
Mark Zuckerberg has announced Facebook.
Meta is getting into the space race building the meta-success.
Space Station by 2032.
No help from other contestants in the
crowd. There's only one contestant
in this game, and I see
that we have another live
audience member who's
trying to assist our contestant.
I don't like it.
All right, if you want to play the game,
step up to the microphone. I know the answer
to this one, I think. You do? I think I do.
I'm going to go with number four.
Number four, Mark Zuckerberg has announced that
Facebook is getting into the space race.
Brian, you are 100% for it.
Oh, yes.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Wow, that is fantastic.
And for your prize, I get my new Tomahawk.
So that is fantastic.
Congratulations.
You know, we started a trend here that if you win, you come back.
Oh, no.
So we're going to have to have you on.
I know that you're traveling.
We broadcast from Fort Worth, but you said, hey, you were in Wisconsin,
thought you'd come down to Texas.
Where are you going to be next week?
Back in Michigan, I think, I think I'd melt if I stayed here much longer.
Yeah, no doubt about that.
It's a little bit warmer than it is at Michigan.
A little brutal here.
Yeah, no kidding.
So don't you have a place, a lake to go to?
The Great Lake State.
No, I own a bowling center.
I don't have any money.
Oh, sorry to hear that.
Okay, thanks for listening.
Then thanks for playing.
What's the Lie?
What's the Lie is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises.
All information is probably at.
here at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL, MMX, I, I.
Thanks, Brian.
Thank you for having me on, Jeff.
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