Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 91 | Fat Pile Friday: It's Time To Crawl at the Airport

Episode Date: May 3, 2019

Jeffy brings you the fat pile Friday, but it turns to a headlines and beyond segment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to Fat Pile Friday. Let's just start with a bizarre three-eyed snake discovered in Australia. I know. I'm going to hold it up to the camera so you can see it because it is a weird looking. I've looked at it. Where's the third eye? It's right there. Where?

Right there on the top of the skull. It was born a third eye. It's really strange. And they say, yes. Apparently, I know as in Game of Thrones, which you know, you'll look at the Game of Thrones podcast talking Thrones on Monday here. from chewing the fat. They believe that, you know,

you got Brand Stark with the Three-Eyed Raven and winter is coming. The parks and wildlife host said that three-eyed snakes warns the dry is coming.

That's just sad. I mean, it wasn't that bad. Could have at least fired the music right at the post. Joe Foreman. It was a lot. back. I was saying

the dry is coming. Yeah, you're right. So, Miriam Webster, we talked about some of the words that they've added to their dictionary. And we talked about some of the, you know, some of the big words

that they added like Snowflake and garbage time and vulture capitalism. and buzzy right i spelled the last one b you z z y i like it but we also know that we've added three new transgender terms and of course we did yes of course thank you and by the way they just did it now those races big it big a people we got gender non-conforming and means what exhibiting behavioral cultural psychological traits that do so they're crazy with the traits

associated with one sex. Can you stop talking now? Because you're embarrassing yourself and me and the show. Top surgery. Is that gay term? A type of gender confirmation surgery in which a person's breasts are removed or augmented to match their gender identity. Bottom surgery.

Oh, I could probably guess it, but I'll let you read it. A type of gender confirmation surgery in which the person's genitalia are altered to match their gender identity. Ouch. who ain't lying out big time now i've worked with someone i had someone a long time ago go through all the surgery and go through everything and it's been a i mean i'm happy for them now they're living a great life that's a boy or girl and uh they went from a girl to man and uh i've you know followed the process and it was a difficult process to go through and i'm very happy

that they're living the life that they want to live now now. But I would not recommend it. As far as I know, he is dating a she. She was always a he in her life. And I believe just to, as a side note, as a side note, I'm probably the only person on the planet that still calls him by her name.

And that was... And do that by mistake. And that was... He gets so mad... He's so mad at me for calling him by her old name. It doesn't even exist anymore.

I mean, that's like dead shaming, right? Dead naming. Dead naming. Right? Dead naming, not dead shaming. You need to stop talking. Dead naming. You're embarrassing me and the show.

You just stop talking. But it's my show. I could do anything I want. Barrassing yourself, me, and the show. And the audience. I said what it is. And the training community. I said what it is.

Dead-naming. No, you say shaming. First, and then I changed it. I knew I'd better. Because how to remind you. You saw my face. Stop talking. I don't know why you're talking on my show.

You're embarrassing yourself. You're embarrassing me. You're embarrassing the show. we talked about adding words to Miriam Webster. We can also talk about Scrabble, the game Scrabble, is now allowing okay. The letters O and K together, meaning okay. Now the purists are not going to be happy.

So they've added, apparently, the new edition of the Collins official Scrabble words, 2,862 words to the existing 276,000. Wow. Allowing players who have poured over the new list to rack up an impressive 20 points if they managed to put down. Yauza. If they can fit gender queer anywhere or fleak.

F-L-E-E-K. Wow. I mean, that's a freaking lot of words. Now, I will say that, Brett Smith-A-Ram who describes Scrabble as adrenaline sport Okay, thanks, Brett.

He won the 2016 Scrabble World Championship with with words including the 176-pointer Breconid B-R-A-C-O-N-I-D meaning a parasitic wasp And if you didn't know that, I mean, why you even play the game? Scrabble is amazing.

I was forced to play that. as a child with my aunt who was my aunt was in charge of the state of michigan library in uh in lansing michigan and so we you know reading books and what is a librarian yeah she was like the head librarian took care of the more than just the librarian but yes that's all i mean really well i was just a librarian yeah go dust some books uh i was made up in the 1930s i love the fascination of Scrabble. All right.

So it was dreamed up in 1930s by an out-of-work American architect. Talk about a guy. American dream. You aren't lying. He's out of work. He's an architect. Got to do something. Alfred Mosher butts was his name.

I'm sorry? He was all. Alfred. Alfred Mosher butts. Yes. Nice. He wanted to create a word game with scoring. And he used the front page of the New York Times to make his calculations for letter

distribution turned down by the established game manufacturers. Of course. Hell with you. teamed up with another entrepreneur, James Brunette. And together they came up with the name Scrabble. And then they started stamping letters on wooden tiles one at a time, turning out 12 games an hour. And, you know, between that time and people started playing the game,

Hasbro and the other big names came around and said, you know, Hello? Yes, Mr. Butts. I know, Mr. This is Mr. Hasbro. Oh, who? Mr. Hasbro, you know, I'm a big-time game company. No, no game company here.

Big-time game company here. We'd like to buy your game because right now, it's the 50s, and you've put it all together and done all the work. Huh. We would like to buy your game. No, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, it became here now.

We don't think you're making, you know, you could be making more money with those. Just let us buy it. Really? Now you think so? Now? So, right now it can be found in three of every five U.S. homes, three out of five. I believe that. Do you have a game of Scrabble?

I've got a couple. I don't have one. I've made up for you. That's what I'm saying. I don't play it often enough anymore, but we always forced to play it as a child. I have bananas, which is like the. Stop talking. You're embarrassing me, yourself and the show.

All right, it's Fat Pile Friday. So we got, I mean, it's amazing to me every week. how many stories we talk about and discuss. And then by the end of the week, I have a pile. I mean, that's just not even counting the stories that I have on the show prep sheets that I don't get to. That aren't even printed out. It's amazing how many stories we get to for you and how many we don't. And it might have something to do with, I don't know, royal coverage.

So my fault? That's what I mean, that's what America heard. And so we are not, no, no, shut that off. We are not doing royal coverage today. I'm so sick of them. Oh, man. We have to decide on maybe we, maybe we, you know, look, if you subscribe to chewing the fat, maybe we, we put a poll out there or something about royal coverage.

I mean, maybe we, you know. Once a week. I'm going to do what I want to do. Let's be clear about that, okay? whether you pull me yes or no. I'm going to do what I want to do. This is chewing the phone. So why is you doing the poll?

Well, I do care about what you think. But you're not going to do. If it's something that you don't agree on, you're not going to do it. I do care about what you think is what I'm saying. So what I'd like to do is maybe say, you know, you like it early in the week, you like it later in the week. Because you're going to get it. Ooh, that did not sound good either.

We just let that go. We just got, I've got headlines. Just headlines? Or? No, we just do the headlines. I don't know. I think we just do the headlines. I'm trying to get through some of these stories.

I'm sick of the pile. I'll be in here. I mean, maybe we just, we just do the headlines. We'll start with just the headlines and see where we're at, okay? Cell phones now outnumber the world's population. Think of that. Think of that. What's the world population?

18. Domino's employee hulks out on co-worker over a vengeance. End Game Spoilers. Nice. Stop freaking talking about the movie. By the way, they all die. Right. Oh, wait.

What? Man shouting, Avengers, Endgame spoilers, gets beating from furious fans. Have you not seen it? Good. They all died, even the girl. Oh, what? No.

No. They did? Yeah. Oh, okay. Why did you tell me that? To die. Oh. Shut up now. Seriously, don't start getting into the real spoilers. Shut up.

The 15-year-old influencer says she's married and pregnant, but it is just for clicks. Yay. But I want to delve into that. You should. They have like 3 million followers. We're going to put this over the side a little bit. We'll get back to that. College guys who like to drink and party are more likely to be sexually aggressive towards women. No. That's what a study finds. in other news, man are man. Thank you.

Thank you. Let's get study money for that. That's amazing. That's a grant, by the way. Yes. They don't have to come up with anything. It's just agonizing. Well, they did come up.

At least this one gave them a result. They didn't have to, though. If it was grant money, they don't have to. What is it? We're not supposed to delve in. We'll put this off to the side too, Delvin. Oxford professor believes alien, human hybrid species will save Earth. Superman.

Superman. No, it's not Superman. man. Baby dolphin found stranded on Florida Beach had stomach full of plastic trash. Did it? Garbage Island. Did it. So I guess garbage island's by Miami now. So necropsy of the baby dolphin found stranded. I thought we're not going to get into it. I'm not just reading a little bit of the story. Yeah, but so you're going to get into it. I'm just reading a little bit about the story. I just want to find a little bit of what happened. We're no longer reading the headline. You actually read. Now you're on page two. You literally just open it to page two. What happened to not read? Just put it to the side. Yeah, there you go.

He said a mere 2.2% of American adults engage in political discussion on Twitter. I buy that. That's a lie. I buy that was by Heaton. Heaton did that one thing he's lying to us. No, that's right. That's true. Jeffrey, when I, on my social media.

Who you follow. If you choose not to follow the political people that you're not going to get political. So 98% of the people is all political. Of the people that you follow. Not the people on Twitter. So what did they get the 2% The total amount of people on Twitter Only 2% of those people

Engage in political discussion Did you not understand the study? Yeah, but 98% of my people Are all political Because that's who you choose to follow So that study's wrong You choose to follow 98% of the 2.2%. You can't wait, I'm sorry?

You choose to follow 98% of the 2.2%. You can't get 98% out of 2% Jeffie. Stop talking. You're almost embarrassing me and you with the show. Pope Francis donates 500,000 to migrants at U.S. border. Good for him. Good for him. Man, good for him.

Now, originally, I know we're not delving into these stories. These are just headlines, but originally. You think to yourself what? You just put in the back. You literally went from page one to two. Right now I've got one, two, three, four, see, that's how the fat pile becomes fat. Kim Kardashian celebrates CBD and meditation themed baby shower ahead of welcoming her fourth child. Wow, four kids.

Oof, man. So I'm freaking out because the baby is coming like in two weeks. So let me smoke. A better way to celebrate that they have a little CBD. Right? They snoop.com? I mean, are we just having the whole party over? Right?

I freaking hate being pregnant, man. I hate it so much. It freaking sucks, man. At least you can come back from our pregnancy. Hey. There's some people that don't know how to come back. We delved in a little much. Delved in a little bit too much to the headline.

That's what happens, though. some people that we've talked look that's the truth all right there are people uh females who are get pregnant and have children and after the birth of the child or children uh come back and by come back i mean uh lose the weight still look uh as see this is what gets you to trouble because it's just no no you do so good you do come on even if you do even if you're not even if you're I don't care what you're still attractive. To someone, yes.

Yeah, to someone you're so attractive, yes. But when you see, like you see, there's some people that you know that come back and they have babies and you think,

they are not, they are like Midwestern girls. You know, the strong Midwestern girls have babies in their body. That's what they're made for. They're made. Yeah,

they have children. And so when you have children, your body is prepared to have more children because that's your deal. Yes. Yes. So, you know, body, hips, shoulders, breasts, waist, tend to expand. That's what happened to me too, by the way. And so, and you just don't come back from that.

You don't come back to the skinny single Hollywood stardom body. All right. so you see certain females and you know that if they ever get pregnant, oh, they're not coming back. And that's as far as I'm going on that story. Musician claims to have drunkenly and intentionally brushed his bare genitals on Trump in 2001. Ha. Is that post or pre-9-11?

I thought we weren't delving in. Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right. Sorry, sorry, sorry. That's a single sheet. That's a single sheet, though. What is it? You keep printing stuff on two sides of sheets now. I don't know what we're saving the environment.

Yeah, we're saving the environment here. This pissing me off is what's happening. So whatever we have to do to make the printer print back to one side of the paper is going to happen. Sorry, the RT got no longer works here. We're saving money on paper. We've got to print on both sides of the paper. And if any of the papers don't print, put those back into the printer and reuse those. And the ones that have just half of the page, tear that at half and use that for scrap paper.

And then put those up for post. It's not stop it. Feels like you've been talking to Keith a lot, because that's exactly what he told me. Oh, he just kills me. This was post 9-11. Is that a world? New York City party,

the two had both been in attendance. The party took place just a month after the terrorist attacks. Musicians said the two friends encouraged him to do it. Yeah, of course, that's what you do at a party. That's what you do. Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.

Right. You put your penis on Trump. Trump, Trump, Trump. Stop it. I was dared to brush. But then he says, although in the spirit of alcoholic disclosure, I don't remember.

I might not have done it. I don't know. I was dared to do it. I don't even remember doing it. I was telling you that it could have happened. This is just a Trump hating story. I don't think it's a Trump hating story. French farmers say their cattle are dying

from electricity generated by, Wind turbines and solar panels. I don't believe it. And even if it is, so what? We want cows to be dead anyway. We don't want cow farts on the planet anymore. AOC. AOC.

No me. So, so what? Why is this even a story? I don't even report it. It should be French farmers say cattle are dying from electricity generated by wind turbines and solar panels. So? Or good? Or that's the way it happens.

get over it shut up about it all right let's go to pile number two so we gotta go back to well that was pile number one yes oh crap I didn't know we had two piles we have like three

three today three little ones any royals in there three littles do oh damn unicef the ground for the global measles outbreaks we were witnessing

today was laid years ago oh that's something to dig into I mean, it's self-explanatory. You know, they think that it went away, but it really didn't. And all you dingoberries and think you don't have to get vaccinated are dingo berries and think again. By the way, if you go to page two, if you go to page two, you can see a chart there. This year so far, we're like a $6.95 or page three, sorry, page three.

We're a $6.95 this year, okay? So far. I think it was like... Most in the last 10 years. Yes. So far. Yeah, no, the most of the last. The most, yeah, because the closest we got almost like a couple years ago.

2014. At 627, yes. We were in the 600s. But that was for the year. Yes, for the year. So we'd have to stop right now. Right now and no more. We can't.

We can, but we can't. Because people are saying, unless we report measles like they report gay people in Iran. You have the needles? There are no measles in America. The measles count stopped at 695 in 2019. I think that goes against what Glenn talked about yesterday, firing squads. We don't need measles firing squad.

Well, I'm just saying that's the only way that we're not going to get more than 695. No. We were to treat. No. Vaccinate your damn kid. No, it's still, but it doesn't matter. Yes, you need to vaccinate now. But it still is not going to stop this number from getting higher right now because these people are busy infecting.

So we're going to those numbers are going to grow. The only way that they're not going to grow is if we come up and say, do you have the measles, Oh, yeah, I do. No, wait. We have to let them answer first. We can't just shoot them. If we have to ask you, you get shot. That's it.

Oh, look. Doc, you have the... Nope, he doesn't. Nobody's got the measles. How about you? You have the measles? Nope. Oh, that one had it too.

I mean, that's the only way. Oh, more Trump news. Why do we have Trump? Why do we have political stuff in my stack? This is why this doesn't make it. Donald Trump campaign manager says nearly one million MAGA hats sold and $45 million. made. That's not political.

That's... American Dream. Don't you like to cover American Dreams? Yeah, I do. There you go. Well, congratulations. Good to see. Man's powerful tweet, showing a bandage that matched his skin draws global support. What?

Have you seen this story? I haven't. I don't. I'm going to have to... I don't even want to go deeper in it, but we'll put it off to the side a little bit. First look at TWA's hotel breathtaking rooftop Infinity Pool. Here, let me hold this up to the camera. It is, it's actually just beautiful. And you think to yourself, look at that. Look at that.

There's a lot of planes. Look at that. Well, yes, right, by the, it's the stop talking. Okay, but one of the things you think it sits right there at the airport, at the JFK airport, you think, okay, that's great, I'm going to be outside at a pool. You're right, it is a lot of

planes. And it is good for passengers, though, if you fly out of JFK or even if you fly in. Thank you for flying Fisher Air. We're about to take off from JFK International Airport. If you look to your left, once we take off immediately, if you look out the window as soon as we take off,

you have to look out right away. All right, as soon as we start taxing the runway and you feel the plane go up, that's what you've got to look out of the window. You'll see the new infinity pool at the TWA Hotel. It's gorgeous, beautiful this time of year. It's intended for a year-round amenity. And you know what? Even if you're not a member, you can stop in over there and make a reservation and hang out at the pool.

No problem. I just want to let you people know on Fisher Air. Thank you. Of course, we're taking off from one-way 4L-22R. That's the only runway that you'll be able to see this on. It's also there's cocktails. And just so you know, the pool is available for private events up to 300 people. It's also, if you think to yourself, man, there's a lot of planes.

It'll be awful noisy. Why we'll want to go to the infinity pool. Listen, the glass wall, the second thickest glass wall in the world will muffle sounds in this busy airport. So you won't have a problem. Thank you for flying fishery air and take care. We're about to land in JFK. We're going to be landing on runway. 4L 22R.

I'm sorry, I had to look that up a little bit. Don't worry. I know what airline we're on and where we're landing. When we start to land, the closer we get, if you look to your... I think it's the left, but maybe you have to lean over to the right. I'm not sure today. The wind's blown. You'll be able to see the TVA Hotel, the JFK Airport, International Hotel.

It's beautiful. It's 63 by 20 feet. It's a infinity edge pool. It's gorgeous. Thank you for flying fish your hair. Why? Why? What's coming to Hulu in May?

I'm not reading the list of what? once coming to Hulu. This was just for us. Yeah, that was for me and you. Don't throw it away because we haven't gone through that list. That was for me and you. We did give you Hulu news yesterday, though.

I mean, we got 28 million subscribers. They're growing, and they're growing big, and I'm saying, thank you. And they got like new head, met, tails. May 1st, Anger, Management, B, John, Bill, more, a big, hot, blind, right? Oh, Black, Redcage is coming. Good.

Well, today's May 3rd, so go to May 3rd. Well, I know that now you've got, O Fatal Attraction, Flashdowns, Green, there's a lot of good movies coming to Hulu. deal. Let's go to, okay, hold it.

Hold on. That's still my first? We're deep now. May 3rd. All right, today. All right. So this weekend. This weekend.

Yeah. This weekend. On the 1st of May, let's go. Let's see. Third, fourth, fifth. So fifth,

painkillers and the clove hitch killer. Tomorrow, it's a Saturday of the 4th. You get drunk history, season 6A. Oh, nice. Friday, the third,

into dark, all that we destroy. episode eight. Don't believe the hype, season one. Everything's for sale, season one. Ooh, hold on. What's that show? Jobs Unlisted, season one. Price the hype, season one. The yellow handkerchief.

I wouldn't promote that. Yeah. That's not good. Never mind. This had not brought to you by Hulu. That was Fat Pile Friday. I still, I mean, that was the end of, you know, minor fatpile two. We still have minor fat Pile 3 and we still have the flags.

on the play. The ones that we... We threw flags on the play. Because we went back to and wanted to delve into a little bit. We'll get to those. Plus, I've got this story. I just turned it around. And I set this story over.

Before I go to the break room, I had this story. I don't know what to do with the story. What's the title? Amputee forced to crawl after airport security confiscated his scooter batteries. Pleads case to Human Rights Commission. I don't know what to do with the story.

Thank you for flying Fisher Air. We apologize to... stern hodge sitting in uh i'm sorry he apologized to stern hodge he's flying he's sitting in seat to be uh he was the one you saw crawl into the plane

yeah he did because we didn't have any legs and we took his batteries away from his from his scooter so he was with his wife and his nobody carried him into the plane so he just crawled in and uh we don't apologize oh it stopped Thank you for flying fishery air, by the way.

I mean, come on. They took his battery and they had a crawl? Apparently he called. I'm just going to throw this down and kind of go by a memory because I don't want to delve in. This is just headlines. He called and they said that he could take his batteries, the kind of batteries. These titanium or whatever they help. Titanium?

I don't think titanium or batteries. Yeah, they're titanium batteries. That's what they're called. No. Yeah, that's what the battery. He had, he had titanium. He had titanium or he had titanium. BATAMium batteries. That's the kind of batteries he had. That's why they stern hodge.

They took him away. Uh, his cabal, so ha, so ha, mobility. They took his vacation. Uh, I cannot wear it three behind. He wants any human rights commission. He's selling him for at least 20,000. At least 20,000. What? He wants damages from the Canadian. That's not more than 20,000. That's not enough. No kidding. He's not an American, first of all, so he doesn't know how to sue. That's true. He doesn't know how to sue. Which you should have already done. This was a couple years ago. about this now. So he calls the international airport

and he had said it was okay for him. Are you okay? With his lithium ion. Like I said. Lithium ion and titanium battery.

No, no, do not titanium in their dick. No, it's not. What did you call me? Like, stop talking. You're embarrassing yourself, me and the show.

That's a two days. So the lithium ion, Titanic batteries. Yeah, they're Titanic. Now they're the ship ones. I consider it to be dangerous goods. They can lead the fires. Don't get any battery. But he called and they said, yeah, we take it.

And then he got there and they said, no. I mean, I don't know what to say about the guy. I mean, it's ridiculous. Whatever he gets ain't enough. You're making the guy crawl. No, they did not make him crawl. I'm sorry. But didn't not say crawl.

Are you working for the TSA? No. No, but I'm going to... Someone has to defend them. You just frigging being a punk tourism. No one said, hey, you crawl. They need to call the do-boys with the little wheelchairs and push them. What was the do-boy for that airline?

That's old up. Or not airline. I'm sorry, the airport because we learned a couple of months ago that the do-boys don't work for the airlines. They work for the airport. That's right. Because that lady was left by herself. but then she lied. She was not left part of herself.

Okay, so. Because he had to crawl across the floor in front of his wife. That was embarrassing, humiliating. Okay, so he lost his left arm and right leg in a workplace accident in 1984. Stern Hodge. No, don't, because this is, I can't do this.

Now, this is serious. This guy, man, he lost his arm his leg. I know. This is, we have this under sadness. So, it's a sad story. And he should have known better than to use lithium, titanium ion batteries. Should have Titanic. Yeah, Titanic

was it. Yeah, not the titanium, duh. So there was, I previously obtained permission from his carrier to take the luggage on carry-on. And then they said a read security agent, even though he called batteries. He lost my dignity.

Similar, I was just trying to fly west. Did you lose your dignity? He lost his dignity. There's inconvenience with the batteries So He doesn't say why he had to crawl though Because he's got See what I mean Couldn't he hop

He's got one leg right I don't know I'm just asking Come on the wife couldn't carry him See this is what I mean You can't do these stories You just can't because you get this stuff That's what you do

It's not nice I'm another one who started this Stur and Hodge I get how bad he is Okay, so he has a prosthetic leg. He cannot wear it for long periods of time. Oh, oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Don't start feeling, don't, don't. No, no. All right. So, let's see, if one are real low. So why did you have to crawl, though? I still am confused of why he had to crawl across the floor. Because he didn't have a leg? I know, but he had one.

That's what I'm saying. He couldn't lean on the wife. Crutches. I got some crutches back here. He couldn't lean on his wife. He couldn't lean on his wife. That's what I'm saying. He could lean on the wife.

Or. you know the do boy the foot the footman at the airport something right yeah all right you're getting nothing from there TSA we're so let's go to the break room

don't don't go any farther don't do it oh my gosh it's so good hey you got your tickets for the new Mercury 1 special exhibition 12 score and three years ago wait what there's something coming? M1 special exhibition 12 score and three years ago. Oh my guys. I think this is like the

first time I've heard about this. It's the uh really? Really? All right. Well, here you go. Let me tell you about it. It's 12 score and three years ago. And they're keeping score? Can I finish what was 12 score and three years ago the unfinished promise of unity. Okay. It's opening June 29th. That's just around the corner. And today's what? It's going to be here before you know it. Today is May something or other. If you're listening live, what is today? May 3rd. Yeah.

Is it May 3rd? Yes. Friday? Yes. Yeah. Okay. Well, whatever. Whatever.

Sometime it may, like I said, at the Mercury Studios. And it's running through July 7th. All right? That's a long day. So you're going to explore slavery and freedom in a way that you're not going to find anywhere else. I pretty much can guarantee you that. And it's happening right here at the Mercury Studios in Irving. Texas. Is that why I'm hearing a lot of construction?

Oh my gosh. It smells like paint out here. And moving stuff around. I see that where we had the giant Christmas tree stashes, they've pulled it back out again. Yeah, the Christmas tree. We're back on Christmas. Apparently, part of the unfinished promise of unity is a Christmas tree. Christmas tree?

So I don't know if that's... I don't know what they're going to do with it, but good luck, God bless. I don't know where they're going to hide it, but I'm sure they'll hide it somewhere else. David Barton is giving tours I'm giving tours Wait what I haven't been talked about giving tours to this You signed a contract?

I did not And it says here that they're almost sold out So you Almost sold out That's nice Wow Yeah take that David Barton Yeah okay

Yeah Mr. I can I know everything Well he kind of does Mr. I'm smarter than everybody Well he kind of is Mercury 1.org For info, I love it. Is there like a phone number or a call Ivan?

I love David Barton. And he's like my son's favorite guy. I mean, Maximus, Maximus, I mean, David Barton starts talking about anything and Maximus just, shut up. Mr. Barton's talking. Oh, I thought he said shut up to David. I'm like, boy, that's pretty rude.

Mr. Barton's talking. And he doesn't say Max doesn't tell people to shut up, but he's just like, shh, Mr. Barton is talking. I was going to say your son is not that. I know. I don't know where he came from because you're that person. Oh, I am. He's not.

Plus, I'm that person like, shh, go ahead, Dave. There's no way. Max isn't doing that. So I guess I'm giving tours. So go to mercury one.org for info and get your tour tickets. Or you ask for a phone number. I don't know why. Apparently you're out of Wi-Fi. You don't have internet.

Yeah, I ran out of service. For those of you that are part of the Lubby tribe that doesn't have internet, you're still working on dial-up, you can call the Lumby tribe. Do not even tell me you don't have. know who the Lumbie tribe is. I don't know what the Lumbie tribe is. Do not turn off. Stop.

Talking. Hold on. No, no, no. Do not turn off your microphone and have a conversation off the air about how disgraceful and edie. No. If you're going to say something sitting in front of the audience, don't be hiding behind the silence.

So who's these ionic tribe? The Lumbie tribe. Lumbie, Lombie, yeah. And we found out about them over years ago when the mother, the mother talked about having dial up for her kids and she needed to get a stronger internet service. You don't remember this? We've played it a thousand times on this network.

I don't remember this. 1972. I'm sorry, no, stop. 499, 47, 47. No, I'm not going to listen. Shut your mic off. I'm not going to listen because, you know, I'm going to shut your mic off because how old are you?

Don't get it. So what's your website? W W W. I never say that. No, I know, but when you said one, you do sound like the guy who's saying WW. That's why I did it.

Oh, okay, sorry. I'll push up my mic off. 12 score three years ago, the unfinished promise of unity opens on June 29th, runs through July 7th. You don't want to miss it. Mercury 1.org

or call 972-499-47-47. and you get to choose. David Barton, Jeffie. David Barton, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. I know who I'm picking. That pile Friday on chewing the fat,

still plowing through the fat. Headlines. I still have, I mean, we've got another pile over here of stories that we've set off to the side. Do we have time to continue the headlines, or should I delve into some of the stories? No, keep going with headlines.

Okay. Because that's the beyond the headlines. Beyond the headlines. Oh, I like that. Beyond the headlines. You're welcome. Squirrel initially scares, then snuggles with subway riders.

Did you see the picture? It's cute. Look at the picture. Show the people their picture. Look at the picture. It's just a stupid squirrel on the guy's arm. I know. It's so cute and cuddly. This is a picture on a back page too.

Oh, ignore the guy. Ignore that. What is this guy? He kept coming on my printer. Every page that I printed this week had that face. This is the guy that just shows up on Christmas printer. It was great. I don't know who this guy is.

He came up like 10 times. He's got a good advertising face for something like the farmer. Looks like a guy that's worked outside all his life. It's got the lines. You know, the face, the hard blown, wind blown face. Anyway The squirrel initially scares Nobody was scared of this stupid squirrel

Everybody just went oh And gave it a kick away And some dummy let it climb up on their arm And it's just a squirrel Come here, little squirrel Come here, who's a cute little squirrel? Come here And then the squirrel bit his eyes out

And now he's super squirrel Colorado TV tech charged after giving Customer bear hug I'm sorry Man do I want to delve into this story? a Colorado TV tech charged after giving customer bear hug

and you know what he should have been charged they shouldn't be giving no no hold on people no no because this little old lady we're delving we're delving this little old lady was being a little punk towards him okay

she would be a little punk I need more because like he should not be arrested or charged with anything he's facing felony charges I know two of them or allegedly hugging a customer her tightly. You can't have that. I mean, Joe Biden is not in jail.

He's running for president. This guy can't hug one person. Thank you. A subcontractor for Dish Network who we all have dealt with putting in cable or in your home anywhere in America. They're the people that broke into your house.

Yes. Yes, they are. The subcontractor president is a damn hugger. Anyway. This lady says pinning her arms and chest painfully as she was showing him out after he completed his work.

Okay. The 70-year-old former sheriff's deputy, the lady, feared she might be raped. Okay. See what I mean? Okay. Stop it. So he was charged with trespassing. I'm going to be charged with trespassing.

You let him in. He was working on your... I'm telling you, this lady's been a little punk. Causing bodily injury to an at-risk adult. What's an at-risk adult? Anyone over 50, 60, 65, 70? Yeah, okay, at-risk adult. Are you not at-risk adult, Jeffrey?

I've been an at-risk adult for a long time, my friend. Was that pre- or post-heart event? Long time. A long time. A long time. A post-heart event, man. I am definitely at risk, man. I am definitely at risk.

There's no doubt about that. Do you have that bracelet where they get to old people? At-risk. My grandpa has that. You get those one here. hospital that's what I'm saying that's how you get that's how you get everybody gets those why is that so damn funny I don't it's like you see you the hospital with the head he's at risk no shi that hurts and now I don't know I don't care I wish this guy

would have just hugged this old lady and squeezed her. Just, he said he gave a three second hug before leaving. And she didn't say anything about the problem when he left. And now it's a problem long after. So I think I am with this guy. You didn't say anything when it supposedly happened? I think I am with this guy. You didn't say anything when it supposedly happened.

And now you're complaining. So perhaps the at risk part of you fell. And something happened and now you want to blame somebody. Wyoming man shoplifted at store, applied for job, police say. See, now did he apply for job before or after? These are just headlines that are just too many. Officers issued the man of citation after the alleged thefts and recovered the items. Police say he returned to the store a few orders later, asked to fill out the job application and left with two more pairs of sunglasses.

So he came in and he stole something. And then he said, I got to go back and steal some sunglasses. And so the only way that he could get away with stealing the sunglasses is come back in and apply for a job. Going to get a job. Hey, you guys hiring or anything? Oh, yeah, we are. Yeah.

Okay. I'm going to fill out of paper. I'll fill it over here. Here. By the sunglasses. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. That's fine. Yeah, yeah.

Just bring it back when you're done. And then here's my, here you go. And then I just stick some sunglasses at my pocket. Sir, sir. Sir. I got to go. Sir, sir. Got to go.

Did you pay for the sunglasses? Take care. The discount doesn't come in until you actually get the job. Headlines on Fat Pile Friday. Banned No More Alcohol ads on city property. And we're talking about the great city of New York. Mayor Bill de Blasio. I can't not supposed to do anymore.

We're just doing the headlines. You need enough. Do you even need more about that? No, you don't. Measles outbreak aboard cruise ship prompts St. Lucia to a quarantined vessel. Man. Man, does that sense?

sound fun. Not only are you stuck on a freaking ship, but you're stuck on a freaking ship with a measles outbreak. How about we said about boats and cruise ships? These are ships. These are no cruise ships. Well, what is our thing about here? I know. The thing is no. No, thank you. I'm not doing it. And now you have freaking measles? Wow. I mean, we've had enough problems on ships as it is. and now we're getting these measles outbreaks. Oh my gosh. And people still don't vaccinate their kids. Right.

Unbelievable. Seriously, I was trying to think of this. I don't think I know anyone that doesn't vaccinate their kids. And I'm not saying, and I guess if you want to, I guess it's okay. I don't know, maybe. I don't know how I feel about that. I'm kind of torn. I'm kind of torn.

When I talk to the people who are on charge, we talked to what's his face the other day, you know, what's his face? Him on the show. show. And that to when I start talking to people about the, you know, the measles and the outbreak, then I change and I'm like, everybody, force everyone. Get them in line. Government regulation.

That's all. I want them all. And then I think, oh, no, it's all over. I'm like, no, you can't be forcing people to do that. It's America. But you do want them to be done. Absolutely. And it's, for me, it's like, that is so dangerous.

You infected my kid now. My kid comes, comes in with your kid. that's very Headline Friday on fat pile Friday God of chaos asteroid is headed for Earth and NASA is excited wait

what? Dude NASA is real serious about this so apparently this see this is a headline we're going to delve into more of it is what I'm saying we shouldn't this is it was up to this off No I'm fine with that one

I'm fine with that one Are you fine with it? Because I'm going to set it off the side That's good No but I said I'm fine with it I'm glad you decided We're fine. Where is the 100-acre wood?

Fire breaks out in Winnie the Pooh-inspired forest. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, we have to delve down to where is the 100-acre wood, though. The forest in the United Kingdom. Oh, what? Yes, in the UK. I don't care about that.

Is Christopher Rabbit okay? Yeah, he's okay. Is Piglet okay? Is Piglet okay? He's okay. What about Tigger? He's fine. He's fine.

Yeah. The wonderful world thing about Tiggers is out the only one. And we need to poo, and by the way, he's okay also. I didn't care about poo. Of course we know poo is fine. He's, that his face stuck in a bowl of honey. Thank you. He's fine.

One, two, three, four, five, six used by millions as password security study finds. Really? Are you still using one, two, three, four, five, six? Are you seriously? You know, I used to live at a house. one, two, three, four, five, 82nd Avenue. You have no idea how I wanted to live on 67th Avenue.

So it was one, two, three, four, five, 67th Avenue. But everywhere you'd go, you'd fill out paperwork and then, you know, address, one, two, three, four, five. Oh, I meant you. Oh, it was, 80 second, I bet you. Not just put it on the paper.

Just put it on the paper. But I loved living out one, two, three, four, five. I love that. I lived that for quite a while. That was, you know, that was another lifetime ago. Welcome to Fat File Friday Make sure you What are you looking to me like that for?

I was going to go down memory lane And then I decided not to I know that's good One two three four five Six and seven Avenue So many memories at that house You know Sapriopos risk

At risk There's not a house I lived in Where I wasn't at risk my friend Maybe I didn't make myself clear I know I don't think you understand The whole purpose of but at risk.

I don't see you bracedly. That's why. It was my life. I've lived a life of at risk. Which is why you should subscribe to chewing the fat. Subscribe. Darn it. I need your subscriptions.

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Please subscribe. You keep looking at the camera. I'm looking directly at the camera because I want to pay. people to know I'm serious and I want the people that are watching the camera to know that I am serious. I was just like a... And I know it clicked the second time you looked at the camera. I was like, why is he looking at the camera?

It clicked with me too. Because when I sit at, anytime I say, the listeners and the viewers can see me as I want to know that I'm for real. I mean it. I'm sincere. That they're, that they should subscribe to it to. the fat because it's free. I'm looking at them. I die to eye. No, I know you're looking at it, but it's just interesting that you are looking at a camera that is off. Wait,

they're off. Oh yeah, they're off. I've got to see somebody about this.