Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 912 | Pew Pew Pew…

Episode Date: July 13, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:33 Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher Okay So this is a wonderful thing I guess The latest organ transplant milestone Pig hearts to brain dead patients
Starting point is 00:00:48 I mean I guess if we're going to test on humans There's no better human to test on Wait I mean we did it the one guy. Remember the one guy needed a heart? They gave him the pig heart and then got an infection. Too bad. Have a nice day. And he was, you know, we lost him. It was over. And so I guess that if we need to test, we can do it on brain dead people in case something.
Starting point is 00:01:20 All right, I guess. They're also testing on recently deceased people. I'm sorry, they called it newly deceased people. So they've been successfully implanting pig hearts into newly deceased people. And I like defeating the purpose? I mean, they're already, let them go. Ah, we lost them. Put a heart in him. Okay, whatever.
Starting point is 00:01:53 So brain dead patients can be used to gather information, of course. I mean, you know, that you can't safely collect on living or others. But, okay. The deceased patients used in the procedures were declared brain dead, and their family members donated their bodies to research. Wait. So they, oh, they pulled the plug on them. And then they, since they knew that they were going to flatline.
Starting point is 00:02:21 Put a heart, get a big heart ready to go. Oh, sorry. Uncle Bill. is we got to pull the plug. Okay, Uncle Bill, we know that you're out the machine. We have a pig heart here for you, okay? So what I'm going to do is I'm just going to reach down here
Starting point is 00:02:41 and pull this plug out. All right, try to go ahead. Put the pig heart in. Go ahead. It doesn't make any sense. I mean, if we're waiting until the flat line? Come on now. Come on now.
Starting point is 00:02:55 So Dr. Robert Montgomery, a transplant surgeon at NYU Lang. on L-A-N-G-O-N-E A Morseh phallis. No, it's not, that's not the hospital. We're able to really intensely look at a tissue and blood samples and get a much deeper analysis of what's going on. So there you have it. Wait until...
Starting point is 00:03:29 And then let's put the heart in. Well, I do not like hearing that sound. Take that off. Oof. Man, if you wake up and hear that sound, well, I mean, I guess it'd be good then, right? Still, though, you don't not want to wake up and hear that sound. You can quote me on that.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Welcome to chewing the fat. I feel like I mentioned this before, but you have until the 27th of July to enter this, well, this drawing. You can become a, Southwest Travel Guide for the Carbock Ranch Water. I just saw a truck the other day. I was sitting at a red light.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And I was like, wow, I hadn't seen that before. The Ranch Water Hard Seltzer. It was on the side of a semi-trailer's all. I just remember going, hey, I remember seeing that. I saw an autonomous truck the other day, too, driving home. And it was driving slow. must have been going the speed limit because everybody was passing it
Starting point is 00:04:47 pulling up behind everything was backed up and I'm like, come on now, let's go. And they had the guy behind the wheel that wasn't obviously driving. You have the guy behind the wheel that's not really a wheel. And just driving along the interstate, I mean, all right,
Starting point is 00:05:03 whatever. But, I mean, I think we need to be able, if you got a driver, have the driver able to hit the accelerator. Here, for you, Jeffie. Thank you, taking jobs away from hardworking people. That's what's happening there. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:05:21 You know, I talked a little bit about it on Pat Show today that I'm doing for the next, you know, end of time. Certainly it feels that way. It does for the rest of us, too, Jeff. Believe me. Okay. And about a railroad strike that could be going on. holy cow.
Starting point is 00:05:43 If you think you're not getting goods now, wait till the railroad shuts down. And our president is off gallivanting trying to beg for more gas, which is great. Good for him. There's good for him. I'm glad he's doing that. But he has until next week. So maybe that's it.
Starting point is 00:06:00 He knows he's got until next week to intervene. And so I guess he can, he puts this, he puts the presidential emergency board together and that means that they can't strike so the board makes recommendations and then they use that as a framework for the settlement between the railroads
Starting point is 00:06:24 and the unions. Okay, well, you know, let's make that work. I guess they haven't had a contract in three years. They're working them to the bone. All right, I get it. I mean, no one supports the railroad more than me. Life of the train age, that's me. That's me.
Starting point is 00:06:43 The trains and truckers, man. Those are what runs America. I mean, really, those are the lifeblood of America. And if you think that things are backed up at the port now with the truckers, go ahead, shut down the railroads and see what happens. Just good times. Good, good times. Anyway, you have it until the 26.
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Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah, you got to tell the 27th. If you don't do it by the 27th, you're out. I mean, you're just sitting, you're just out, sorry. So you want to submit your top must-stice must, must, I haven't a stroke, must see stops in Texas and the Southwest through, you know, obviously social media favor. Restaurants, shops, hiking trails, and anything in between can be submitted via social media to help the brewery create the perfect Southwest travel guide for all fans and the Carbock
Starting point is 00:08:31 Ranch Water. So, go ahead and... tour. Good luck. Visit. This is really easy for you to visit. Yeah, no, it's a promotion for them. You got to give them a site to go to. No, I'm not getting paid.
Starting point is 00:08:47 Although, Riverside Drive is the Mercury Studios, and if they want to send me some Carbock water, ranch water, hard seltzer, go ahead. If you visit, I've got to give you the website. I don't want, I guess people, just go to Carbock Ranchwaterwanderer.com.
Starting point is 00:09:04 It's just that easy. They've made it simple. Carbock Ranchwater Wanderer. Social. No, it's just as kidding. It's just as simple as Carbock, Ranchwater Wanderer. 100-word essay, too. My gosh, they keep asking for more on this thing.
Starting point is 00:09:29 I've got to post videos of where I want to go. I've got to have a 100-word essay. I mean, do you really want to become an ambassador to this joint? Just let me travel the state and eat and drink, okay? That's all I want to do. And every once in a while I'll pop on, hey, drink Karbach, Ranchwater, hard seltzer. I'm in Big Spring, Texas, out in West Texas. Howdy, friends.
Starting point is 00:09:59 How long has it been since you've had a big, thick, steaming bowl of, Wolf Brand chili, along with Carbock, Ranch Water, Hard Seltzer. Well, that's too long. I think I'm in. I want to apologize to all you Texans out there. You know, Wolfbrand isn't from Big Sprick, Jeff. It's from Corsicana. Don't you know anything about Texas?
Starting point is 00:10:32 That's why I need to be the ambassador, because then I would know that. If you're the ambassador, aren't you already supposed to know that? It was just a stupid joke. And I picked Big Spring out because I used to have a friend of mine who was born there. I used to have a friend of mine? Yeah. Because I haven't seen him in a long time. So, I mean, he's still a friend of mine, but...
Starting point is 00:10:56 Is he? All right, I'm done. You know what? I'm taking my apology back. Every one of you, Texas, just said that. Okay, so someone just sent me a photo. I guess they were listening live to chewing the fat today. Couldn't have been the producer, Corby.
Starting point is 00:11:13 that said this to me. The can of Wolfbrand chili, which is, I guess, in the heart of course, a canna. Why would you have a giant can of Wolfbrand chili in the heart of course a can? Why don't they sponsor a stadium or something? Maybe they do. I'm just unaware that they do.
Starting point is 00:11:31 So on this corner, it says on the, and it's got it printed out on the old can, a little beautiful Wolfbrand chili can, apparently this is the back of it because I don't see the front of it. So on this corner, 12-year-old Lyman T. Davis, I can't make it out now what he says, first sold Lyman's famous chili for five cents a bowl from the tailgate of a horse-drawn wagon.
Starting point is 00:11:59 It already sounds made up. It sounds like it's not true. The recipe was created by a Mexican range cook. Davis forever kept his promise to him that he would not. change the ingredients. Lyman changed the name to Wolf brand chili after he acquired his pet wolf Kaiser Bill from a traveling circus.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Nice! Nice! Who doesn't have a bet wolf? Really? But the circus, they couldn't keep the wolf? The circus is like, we need some money, we're broke, you want to buy my wolf? How many times you heard that in your life? Hey. I want to buy my wolf Is that a wolf in your pocket? No, just stop. I'm right.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Lyman. Hey, that's a good looking wolf. I'll trade you some chili for that wolf. And he'll be all mine. And the circus was like, yeah. That was it. He was feeding the circus and he took the wolf. What do we owe you?
Starting point is 00:13:07 The wolf. That's how he got it. Okay. So in, I'll finish reading this can. By 1923, with the mechanized production, he was cooking his chili and cans at the rate of 2,000 a day. Back then, I'm sure 2,000 a day was happening.
Starting point is 00:13:31 The company was sold to J.C. West and Fred Slosson in 1924. This is really weird how this is printed on this can. After oil was discovered on Davis's ranch near M House. Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't need the chili anymore. I've got oil. All right, let's see. The deal included a guarantee to never change the recipe.
Starting point is 00:14:11 And Davis received a royalty. of five cents a can per can. It says here, forever. Wow. I wonder if that deal is still going on with the Davis family or if it was just him. Because that's some serious money right there. Five cents a can, they had to have reworked that deal.
Starting point is 00:14:31 No way. All right, so let's see here. West and Slosson created a fleet of Model T. Ford trucks. Oh, yeah. Then he sold it to the mafia. Each with a cab shaped like a huge can complete with... The Red Wolf Brand Chili label.
Starting point is 00:15:03 Oh, nice. They created the Wolf Brand Chili delivery trucks. Nice. The facade was caged in the back of... Each truck. Oh, okay. See, I was in a man. Oh, yeah, I missed the corner around the bend.
Starting point is 00:15:26 It says a wolf or a facsimile was caged in the back of each truck. I mean, that was part of the deal. He says, you got to have a real wolf. What if we can't find a real wolf? All right, well, let's put a fake one in there then. No, you can't go feed the circus again. Take another wolf from them. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:15:48 else is on this thing. All right. There are World War II. Soldiers shared memories of heating, donated chili. I bet they did.
Starting point is 00:16:02 On the helmets of those damn Nazis. With their helmets, thank you. Their hell is over fires on the battlefields of Europe. That's exactly what they were doing. They were using Nazis
Starting point is 00:16:16 to cook wolf bread chili. Nothing says America, like Wolfbrand chili, cooked over a burning Nazi. And you could quote me on that. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, I wish I had some Wolf Brand chili, I'll tell you that. You know, I know I'm supposed to hate Google. I guess, you know, we're just supposed to hate Google because they're so big and, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:50 Alphabet is this monster company. but then I use Bing. All right, so what else is happening in Hollywood? Florence Pugh. Pue, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pooh. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say Alec Baldwin. I said Florence Pugh.
Starting point is 00:17:12 Pew, pew, pew. All right. Stop. She's all wound up at people that were mad at her for showing her breast. I know. She went to this big, this big event, and she wore this pink sheer dress. It's really pretty.
Starting point is 00:17:34 And, I mean, if anyone knows, it's me. I am fashion, clearly. And she was excited to wear it. And she was nervous. And it was all over there. Then she posted the picture. And she didn't have a bra on, so it showed, you know, her full breast and the nipple. and people then got trolled her with, you know,
Starting point is 00:17:58 whoa, look at those small things. Why are you? And she was a little pissed at the, you know, she posted on Instagram and she was, why are you so scared of my breasts? I'm so grateful to have grown up with very strong, powerful, curvy women and noted that it's always been my mission in this industry to say,
Starting point is 00:18:25 F it and F that whenever someone expects my body to morph into an opinion of what's hot or sexually attractive. Nice. Very nice. And she was all wound up because she says, I'm well aware of my body. I live in it. And I've not, I've not disappointed in any part of my body. I'm me. Poo, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Starting point is 00:18:57 Exactly. you may have remembered Florence so if you're saying Florence Pue Poo Poo! Who is that? Well, I mean, I'm sure that you've seen her in Boss Bitch Fight Challenge A video short, you may have caught her in that
Starting point is 00:19:14 And she was You know, she's in Black Widow And she's going to be in Dune Part 2 I don't know that's Are we ever going to get that? Yeah, they said they were And it's filming now Florence Pupu
Starting point is 00:19:28 said that she's in it. It says so on her IMDB page. Okay. All right. We'll see if HBO actually makes that happen. Anyway, anyway, good for you, Florence. Good for you not getting a boob job.
Starting point is 00:19:40 We saw the lady on lease this morning who wanted to look like Kim Kardashian. Spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to look like Kim. And now she's spending more hundreds of thousands of dollars to detransition. And she's had, I mean, it's just incredible. Incredible story. Sad. Because, you know, I always joke around about the three cuts to clown face.
Starting point is 00:20:05 But, and they're, you know, people do get addicted to plastic surgery. And I understand, believe me, I understand how it could happen. Yes, it's easy. Because after the first time, that's where my theory comes from. Because I've told you, after the first time, it's like, that's really great. Wow. It really works. You know, the turkey neck is gone and looking all right.
Starting point is 00:20:28 And then you think, wow, if I get another one, I'd get rid of these, get rid of this. I bring the cheekbones back a little bit. It's okay. I'm not so much saggy here under the eyes. Ooh, that didn't quite work. Oh, maybe I'll do it again so I can do this over here on this side. Ooh, that didn't quite work.
Starting point is 00:20:44 The next thing, you know, it's not your clown face. But, you know, some people have had minimal plastic surgery and it's worked. And in today's world, you know, you could get other help. You know, just shoot a few things here and there into your body. it's not really plastic surgery, but it is. So I get it.
Starting point is 00:21:05 But this lady was, I mean, she said she had a body dysmorphia. Yeah. She looked a lot like Kim. I mean, it worked. So I guess she was, and she got tired of everybody thinking she was Kim. Yeah, you look like Kim Kardashian. That was the point. I got so sick of people telling me.
Starting point is 00:21:27 Okay. All right, baby. No problem. So now she's going back to getting rid of the, I guess they're going to try to get rid of all the butt implants, you know, all everything. You looked at. Then she had infection set in
Starting point is 00:21:42 and she had extra bleeding on the face on the detransitioning. Oof. Oof. So I understand, Florence, pew, pew, pew, pew. How you don't want to have plastic surgery. I get it. But, you know, I'm not the one that's saying that I, I couldn't believe how small your breasts were.
Starting point is 00:22:01 So don't be angry at me, okay? I see where Bradley Cooper, more other news in Hollywood, Bradley Cooper, allegedly dating Uma Aberdeen. So she goes from Weiner to Ween to, I was just looking for a Weiner joke there, but you write your own jokes.
Starting point is 00:22:24 She goes from Weiner to Bradley Cooper? Wow. I mean, that's, okay, good luck. good luck i'm glad you're glad i hope you i hope you two are happy i mean that from the bottom of my heart i see where mickey rourke uh also he did an interview with uh what's his face pierce morgan on his new show and pierce morgan uncensored and uh mickey rourke you know him you love him do you he was saying
Starting point is 00:23:03 that he dismisses Tom Cruise as irrelevant yeah well you know Mick he's been doing the same character he was top Gunn Star I'm doing the same same effing part for 35 years
Starting point is 00:23:17 and it's paid well hasn't it Mickey perhaps you should have taken some notes I mean I like Mickey Roark but I mean you talk about three-cost a clown face I mean
Starting point is 00:23:33 okay and then he talked about his struggle with being sexually abused as a teenager and he talked about well you know what let's just let him tell you you know you have a choice
Starting point is 00:23:50 when you're a when you when you're abused physically at the time I wasn't thinking about it mentally. You, you, you, there comes a time, and it happened when I was about 14. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:08 And when you're living in shame, it's a, there's nothing worse than that. So, you've got two choices. Okay. You either live in shame. Right. And you become like a broken soul, a broken person. Right. I'm trying to tighten my lips from plastic surgery to talk.
Starting point is 00:24:30 no. And I chose to get hard. I told us to get hard. Not by choice, just by... Wait, stop. Never just a second, please. I have two choices. Because I get hard.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I chose to get hard. Not by choice. You just said, you chose to get hard. That's a choice, Mick. I know that's a great. I'm sorry, go ahead. Let me cut Mickey off. There's the years past.
Starting point is 00:25:00 And I messed everything up that I tried to accomplish. Like all the plastic surgery. You know, I take the blame for it because... Do you? By me getting hard with everything and everybody, alienated me from... I became, as my therapist told me, a scary person to deal with.
Starting point is 00:25:24 And I didn't know how to turn the off switch off. That must be the... Pierce Morgan music. Pierce Morgan, uncensored. Thank you, Mickey. There you go. It's had a struggle. It's been a struggle for him for years.
Starting point is 00:25:45 And hopefully with he and his therapist, everyone around him helped him to get to heal. To heal. Because you only have two choices. He chose one, but it really wasn't a choice. Thanks, Mick. Thanks. I appreciate it. Appreciate it. I appreciate you. Stop it by. This episode is brought to you by Peloton. A new era of fitness is here.
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Starting point is 00:26:59 What is my Cameo thing? What is it, Jeffie, JFR or Jeff Fisher or something? Whatever it is. You can find me on Cameo. You know what it is? What is my title on Cameo? Hold one second, please. No, don't play the hold music.
Starting point is 00:27:12 It should open. Thanks for holding it. See, it's already open. Wait a minute. Jeffie JFR, yes. That's what I thought. Okay. On cameo.
Starting point is 00:27:23 I'll do a cameo bit for you. I've got a new request. New request just came in for a cameo. So I'm doing those, pumping those up for you. I give and I give and I give for you. You are so welcome. Okay. So I've been doing Pat.
Starting point is 00:27:44 Pat Unleashed every day. for some reason, the guy that does the show with him usually is off. And so, I don't know what he's doing. Maybe he's off recording new episodes of his show. I don't know. Doubtful. But, so I've been doing that. And last week I did the, I think it was the Friday overtime where I talked to,
Starting point is 00:28:08 it might have been Thursday or Friday overtime, when I talked to Ann McElnerney about her latest podcast, serial killer. and it's about Kermit Gossnell, the abortion doc from Philadelphia. And, I mean, the story is, it's six episodes, the podcast is amazing. And she's talking to people involved in the case, even some of the people that worked with Gosnell. But most importantly, she had access to him. It talks to him in prison and over the phone. Well, he's obviously wherever he's speaking.
Starting point is 00:28:39 He's in prison, okay? Whether he's on the phone or in person, he's in prison. but she has audio with him and she said just met her oh yeah on the interview last week that Kermit sends her his poetry I should have stopped right then
Starting point is 00:29:00 and said go get the poetry now from your desk drawer we'll wait I apologize for that I've done a lot of apologizing to you today I don't like it so anyway I'm going to going to do overtime tomorrow on Pat Show with Anne reading Kermit poetry.
Starting point is 00:29:21 I can't wait. She sent me a couple. I haven't looked at them yet. Well, let's give you a preview of the Kermit poetry here on my phone. Please hold while I wait for the next. Your listenership is very important to us. It means a lot to us. We're busy looking for something.
Starting point is 00:29:44 to entertain you with until we find. Okay. Thanks for holding. All right, so this particular poem that she had sent me, I'm going to have to ask for more, because this is going to be, is called pruning. So the abortion doctor sends her a poem about pruning. Huh.
Starting point is 00:30:11 Now, I'm not a big poetry person. I know that comes as a surprise. But agriculture parables are bound in the Bible. Generations of experiences, explicit expressions, substance of life and survival. Every seed has not its destiny to fulfill potential. Wow, that is good. That is good stuff coming from Kermit Gossnell.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Can't wait to read. read the rest of that tomorrow, huh? Oh my gosh. Where was I? Oh, I know. I was reminding you about the social media and stuff. So remember, you know, follow me on all those
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Starting point is 00:31:17 You're just listening. I mean, this podcast is free, but nobody likes a freeloader. So subscribe on whatever platform makes you happy, and then follow the rules. There's only one real strong rule that I have here, aside from the 20 stars best podcast ever reviews that you have to write. That's just, that doesn't even count as a rule. That's just something that you should do.
Starting point is 00:31:40 But the actual rule is, no matter what you're listening to, I know you're going to listen to other things. I mean, of course you are. We all do. and you have your headphones in or you're listening to something and you pause it to talk to someone and they say, oh, what are you listening to?
Starting point is 00:31:58 I don't care what you're listening to, but when you're asked that question as a subscriber of chewing the fat, your answer is chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher. If I find out that you've answered that question differently, that's all I'm saying. So I wonder if my man, Richard Geer, would take water,
Starting point is 00:32:26 Watermelons for his home. I mean, he just sold one home for $24 million. Talk about houses of the hoity-to-dy. 50 acres, 24 million. I'm sorry, $24.15 million. The entire space out on Pound Ridge, about an hour north of NYC in Westchester County. It looks beautiful. I don't know why he wants to get rid of it, to be honest.
Starting point is 00:33:00 The compound includes five structures, a pool, some stables. The area has rolling hills that are perfect for horseback riding, has stables. The main residence is 11,600 square feet. It comes with its own private beach, an island you can reach by rowboat, and there's even a soccer field. And the whole area, it's got lush ground,
Starting point is 00:33:24 all around it. It's incredible. Then there's it's circled by land that's protected by the state so nobody can build there. That's money well spent, man. I mean, if you have, like I know you do,
Starting point is 00:33:41 I mean, I don't have an extra $24 million laying around. But that would be, that would be a lot. Now, apparently, and he didn't even get full price. He put it on the market at 28, came down to 24. He had to have. bought this probably belonged to him in the first wife or something. I don't know how young this new wife is for Richard,
Starting point is 00:34:02 but this house had to be like, we can't go there anymore. That belonged to you and that bitch. You know, that's, I'm just saying, you know, that's probably what happened. But the reason I ask about the water mills is because I saw a story that in China now, developers are taking,
Starting point is 00:34:24 produce for homes. They're just trucking in so the property developers are accepting payments in watermelons and peaches. Nice! I just backed that truck in. Yep, that one's yours. You want me to roll them out of the dump truck or you got another truck to let them in? Because this is mine.
Starting point is 00:34:44 And now that house there is mine too. Okay? So they say that payments for homes in the form of watermelon, peaches, and other agricultural produce. Okay. so it doesn't just have to be watermelon and peaches. You can have maybe some Rudebages or whatever there. You know, speaking to that, when I was a kid,
Starting point is 00:35:05 a long time ago, a long, long time ago. I could still remember how the music, no, I don't want to do. Don't give me, I want to sing American Pie. Sit here and quote the whole stupid song. Stop it. Don't be rolling your head back and forth with the American Pie. Oh, a day. whiskey and rice singing
Starting point is 00:35:27 this will be the day that I die this will be the day that I die Did you write the book of love and do you have faith in God above If the Bible tells you so Now do you believe in rock and roll Can music save your model soul
Starting point is 00:35:57 And can you teach me how to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him. I have to stop this now. I saw you dancing in the gym. You both kicked off your shoes. I can't have to stop. I dig those rhythm of blues. That was a lonely teenage Bronca,
Starting point is 00:36:25 the pink carnation in the pickup truck. But I knew I was out of luck the day the music died. That's what I started singing. Bye, bye, Miss American, bye. Okay, I have this suit. No, don't do this to me. No. And while the king was looking down.
Starting point is 00:36:49 The justice stone is haughty crown. I bet you no verdict was returned. I knew it. I had a book on marks in the quartet practice in the park. Do we sing Gurgies in the dark of the day? The music died. And we're singing bye by, this American bye.
Starting point is 00:37:20 All right. Stop, please stop. You know, the first time, that's all I was released on a 45 record. My grandfather had one. And it was the whole song on 145, right? It was too long to put on the one side of the 45. So you had half the song stop.
Starting point is 00:37:41 And actually the first half, side one of the 45 was what they were playing on the radio. The extended version? That was, maybe you got that at night, a 96 win. When they played the extended cuts. But during the day, you get the first half. of the 45 and that's it baby okay uh wow that freaking song why am i even what am i doing don mclean american pie classic song though classic song and i've heard it a few times in my life and it's embedded in my brain man especially when you hear the music i mean i could probably
Starting point is 00:38:20 recite the lyrics without the song playing but i mean obviously obviously Obviously, a lot of times you know the words to songs. When you hear the music, you hear the song itself. You go, yeah, I remember. And a lot of times you're singing to yourself in the car. So, you know, lyrics that you don't know are, Bye, bye, Miss American, bye. I'm good old boys.
Starting point is 00:38:41 You know, you don't have to know the whole lyrics. But I can, that song, man, is embedded in my brain. Every word, man. Classic song, though. Coming at you. And if you play that, that's going to have a truckload of watermelon. You can get a house in China.
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Starting point is 00:39:59 Okay, thank you. Not a whale. Although I love that little sick whale on the beach, man. Oh, okay. It doesn't work, I still got the hiccups. Right. Oh, gosh, darn it, what's going on? Well, don't put that on the show.
Starting point is 00:41:33 My gosh, I got to go. so just stop it before then okay and it's not thinking of an elephant it's playing the music man music that worked saved me from the hiccups they're gone
Starting point is 00:41:51 now wow thank you I got to go too so don't put that in the show though my gosh I mean it's me having hiccups trying to get rid of the hiccups dumb stream and subscribe to more
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