Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 917 | Fowl Mouths…

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

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Sure, there's food shortages, and we're not sure what we're going to do. But now we have another recall of frozen blueberries. I know. What are you going to do? The Food and Drug Administration is recalling two batches, and it doesn't say in the story, how much, you know, the two batches are. I don't know if it's a couple of bags of blueberries or eight million frozen bags of

Nataria blueberries. N-A-T-I-E-R-R-A. No. Amorphousalus. That's not how it's pronounced. Blueberries. They're sold in blue and white bags. And it says in the story, they're about $6.50 each.

So in today's world, they're probably $8 at least already. I noticed some other things that are just through the roof price-wise now. I couldn't believe how much, well, some products that I was purchasing has gone up. So I'm saying prices are through the roof. Did you know, I'll tell you, one product, serious, the Coca-Cola zeros.

From Sam's Club, what is it like to get 36 cans or whatever in there, 32 cans or whatever the heck it is. How many cans are in that case? Doesn't matter. That's what you get. The Sam's Club Coca-Cola cases, the flats, 30-some cans. They've gone from, they were like nine bucks, not that long ago. Nine something, not that long ago.

$15, over $15 now. I know. Don't look at me like, yeah, no kidding. Why did you stop drinking soda's fat, fat, but? What do you drinking so much soda for? That's not the point. Back to the blueberries. Anyone who's had these blueberries should throw them away or return them to the store for a refund.

Routine testing spotted high levels of lead. Oh, okay. I guess lead is bad for you now. I mean, it used to be able to just eat it right off the walls. Now, no. Apparently it's dangerous. don't let your children eat the lead. So the freeze-dried blueberries sold in Walmart and Amazon.

I can get frozen blueberries on Amazon? Nice. Okay. Recall for unsafe amounts of lead. So if you have those blueberries in your freezer, throw them away, then get your money back, or take them back, get your money back.

Be either way, get your money back. Don't just throw them away and think. Oh, that's it. Too much lead knows. I'm out that's $6.50. No, don't do that. I am really curious as to what a batch equals. You can write your own jokes.

Welcome. Welcome to Chewing the Fath. Okay, so lead in blueberries. I can't. Then I see a story here, arsenic and fish. uranium mixed into cheese no I would say no to that

I'm going to go ahead and go out and let me and say I'm opposed to uranium in cheese and the chocolate chip cookies two common snacks now look a little titanium dioxide in the old skittles so what and if you got a little uranium in the cheese and the chocolate chip cookies so be it I guess

but I guess fish products are found to be the most prevalent in harmful chemicals with mercury and arsenic so many American goods contained concentrations of elements that can be harmful to humans

no kidding thank you and that's our that's the fine line right like a little titanium dioxide never hurt anybody That's got a build up. It's got a build up. A little bit, it won't urge you.

Don't worry about it. So they found lead in ranch salad dressing. Cadminum, right? C-A-D-M-I-U-M. Amundthiz-A-Restis. Thank you. I think that's the way it's pronounced. Caddumumum is pronounced.

Amund-thiz-A-Grestes. Yeah, that's exactly it. I mean, we're finding arsenic and lead and uranium in our foods, it may be time to think, yeah, maybe I shouldn't eat that. But do I want to grow my own food and go out and slaughter my own cattle?

Not really. I mean, if I had to, okay. But I'm really past that. This is America. People do that. that. People do that for you, right? You don't have to do that yourself.

I mean, I know sure, a lot of people on this very network tell you to be prepared. You know how many people are going to die? I mean, let's be honest. Okay? Let's lay it out on the table. I know we're supposed to be prepared. 100% you should be prepared. I have some food storage.

Not, clearly not enough. I guarantee you that. Clearly not enough. And I'm not talking about the food storage I already have on my body. I'm talking about other food storage separate from what I have on my body. And if it were to go bad, right? I mean, no power. No power alone.

We're losing millions of people. Either by dropping over dead because I'm too hot. or there's no food there's no way to refrigerate our food so by the time I mean you can probably make it with your few canned goods you have that's about it so

you're just not going to make it on top of people in the streets out to get what you got for them it's just not going to be pretty let's hope that doesn't happen let's hope and pray that that doesn't happen

and it probably isn't going to happen here in the U.S. But if it starts to happen in other places around the world, in multiple places around the world, it will start affecting us here in the U.S. We'll feel it, for sure. I just...

Did I tell you that there was uranium in food? I don't know why. I have to stop. All right, I'm sorry. I apologize. This is chewing the fat, and I'm going down a road. don't need to be going down.

We have mental health issue people on TikTok. Okay, that's what we have. That's where we're at in America today and the world. I mean, I was sent a video on one of those social media applications. I think it was Facebook Messenger, but it might have been Twitter or Instagram. I'm not sure. But if it was Twitter, was that Jeffrey JFR? and if it was Facebook, it was at Jeffrey JFR, Instagram.

I mean, Jeff Fisher Radio, and Instagram is Jet Fisher Radio as well, one of those. And as funny as it is, it's kind of sad too. And it's kind of sad. But let's go to the funny side. All right, let's not be sad about it, because it's here in front of us. I don't want to be sad about it.

I want to laugh and make fun of it. so this girl do we do we do i know her stupid name it was sent to me you know via libs of tic-tok but i don't have her name if she actually if it is a her and i think she identifies as a cat so she might be you know at tic-tok cat scratch fever uh i don't know uh my little pussy i don't know what she calls herself on tic-tok i don't know i don't know i don't know but i do know that she's giving us a class on how to be a cat person. Let's go to class. I'll be teaching you guys some ways that my friends and I meow to one another

to communicate when words just seem a little too difficult. I know. Words are difficult. Okay, so first off we have the normal meow that we just used mostly to get each other's attention. Right. Meow. Okay, then we have the dissatisfied meow. Oh, I don't like that.

No. Then the angry meow, but we only use this one on rare occasions, because overall we're a very happy kitten family. Oh, good. Then the happy or content meow. Meow. Oh. Okay, then one of the most important ones for our kitten family is that I want to go potty meow. Right, of course.

It took me a really long time to master. Are they tied down? Are they, I mean, if you have to get up and go to the bathroom or, you know, waddle your cat ass over to the toilet or your litter box. You have to announce it? Because I'm guessing cats don't announce that. They just, there's been a long time's I've been around a cat.

I mean, I can't remember the last, oh yeah, I can't remember. I mean, it was a hundred years ago when we had that little cat in the apartment we lived in. And that's when he attacked the bird. You know, when I used to wake up for my naps and the cat would be wrapped around the bird cage. The bird would just be screaming in his cage.

That's the bird that flew away from us. Big surprise. I was carrying him out to the car. And the bottom of the bird cage fell off as I was carrying him out to the car. And the bird looked at me. Looked down at the bottom of that cage. Threw a cigarette out.

Drop down and took off. It was awesome, man. He did not look back. He couldn't believe it. He was in the bird cage. He was like, drop down. And gone, man.

I was just left standing there. Outside of that apartment, man, with the bird cage in my hand. And a bird did not look back. He was not having any more that cat wrapped around that bird cage, man. Now, that's my point, though. Now, I haven't had a cat in a long, long time. But if I remember correctly, they don't announce when they're going to get up and use the glitter box. But, okay, I'm sorry to interrupt our cat person lesson.

Because it needs to be really specific in order for my kids to understand. Oh. What is this? Meow. Is this the bathroom one? Okay. This is the most important meow for me. And it's the I need help wiping meow.

Okay. And last, but definitely not least, is our in heat now. I thought she said the thing was the, having to go to the bathroom was one of the most important things to her. Back that up a little bit. I want to... Then the happy or content meow. Meow. Okay, then one of the most important ones for our kitten family is that I want to go potty me.

One of the most important. It took me a really long time to master this meow because it needs to be really specific in order for my kittens to understand. Do you have retarded kittens? Okay, this is the most important meow for me. And it's the I need help wiping me out. Got it. because apparently she can't wipe

there was do-do feces thrown all over the walls the floor the ceiling in a stunk so bad right if they don't understand if your other kitten family don't understand

I need help wiping you've got cat doo-doo and feces all over the place and that can't be pretty that cannot be pretty all right

I think she's, we still have more to this class. But definitely not least, is our in heat meow. And we need a little bit more special kitten attention. Oh, yeah. Miao. Oh, meow. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Hey. Get that pussy. tail over here. How about that fur on that cat? Oh yeah. I'm gonna hear her again? We're not gonna hear her. Give us the

give us the I need a little bit more attention. Meow. I hope that was a hoop. I don't want her to show up and be mad at me for meowing. We're on. And last but definitely not least. Oh yeah, here we go.

are in heat, meow, and we use this one. We need a little bit more special kitten attention. Oh, thank you. We wouldn't have figured that out. Meow. Um, meow. Okay, one of the things that we have learned on this show is that TikTok has provided us with a little peek behind the curtain

of mental health issues. And we know now, we found it earlier this week, that the mental health hotline is up and running now, right? What is it again? 988. Hope that's right.

I hope that's right. Because, well, I don't want to give out false information on that kind of stuff. That's not, no, it's not 888727BECK. That's another number. that's not 888-90-3-33. It is

the 9-88 suicide and crisis life of mental health, that's right. 9-88. However, you know what? If I'm here and you need help, 888-90-3-93, I'll take your calls. If it just rings and rings and rings, what are you going to do?

No, honey, no, stop. That's not even funny. That is not... No. No. I mean, it was a little funny. I don't recognize... Just stop.

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I love baseball. But it was the All-Star game last night, which is really weird. If you're listening live today is the 20th of July, 22. And they had the All-Star game last night. And the American League won, three to two. I mean, congratulations. And we had, you know, Cabera showed up,

and Pujo showed up. And it was, you know, I don't look at me like that, like you don't know who they are. And I saw where, I think Stanton was the MVP right. I don't actually remember who the MVP was. It might have been Stanton.

But he and Buxton hit back-to-back home runs. And in the story I'm reading about the All-Star game, it says something that I had never heard before. and you can email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com I played baseball all my life. I love baseball. I like playing baseball better than I liked playing football. It was more fun for me to play it.

To watch it, hello football. And I think to myself, oh, this could be my knees back on the surgery table. But anyway, I love baseball. But it says here, and I get there's new rules. Some stuff I hear sometimes, and I'm like, that's not a rule. It is now, Jeff. What are you paying attention? Okay.

So in the story it talks about how these guys delivered back-to-back home runs, which is awesome. Neither was cheated with his swing. I don't know what that is. I don't know what cheated with your swing is. So if you know Email me of two In The Fat of the Blaze.com Cause I have no idea

What that is Is it just something that's screwed up in the story? I mean You know We see things screwed up in stories All the time Because websites just Yeah go with it

Post your story Nobody looks at it's fine No, no worry about it's fine Don't worry about the spell check So what Words are spelled wrong So what There's a sentence in there

it doesn't matter. So just post it. Okay. So neither was cheated with a swing. I don't know. Anyway, congratulations to the American League. Their victory over the National League in baseball. You know what the problem is.

There's like 8,000 games a year. I can't care. I can't care all the way through. You know, when I was 10, yes. I mean, when I was 10, We were playing baseball with our baseball cards. We had traded our baseball cards for teams. We had our own leagues.

When we played, we had stuff, you know, we had set up in the backyard. So if you hit a ball up against that fence, it's a double. It'll cross, obviously, other side of the fence is a home run. Hit it out there as a triple. You had to bat like the guy. You had to come to the play to bat like the guy that's on the card. You had to pitch like your pitchers. All of it, man.

I'm not doing that anymore. Not doing that anymore. I know. It comes as a surprise. I still have a bunch of baseball cards I'm trying to sell. You can, if you're looking for baseball cards, email me. I got a couple. I'll take a couple of pictures.

I'll send them to you. I got some that are worth, you know, a couple bucks. I have some that are worth a whole bunch of money. In my eyes. In my eyes. Good luck. getting it. It's no secret that I am fashion.

That's clear. And I had a lot of people sent me the picture of the new fashion show that was going on down in Miami with the models using tape. And they taped the bikini. They taped, you know, the models up. The tape was

bikinis and then there wasn't a bikini. And there were some that were actually really cool looking. And I know they the raunchy Miami swim, swim week show. Was it raunchy?

Was it? Just because they weren't wearing the usual traditional swimsuit, it was raunchy. Okay. All right. All right. Whatever. And some of it was pretty nice. I get to that. Now, and I, to be honest,

using tape to cover up female parts and then take pictures of them, I believe I did the first fashion show of that years ago. So, you know, it's just me. But then I see Brad Pitt trying to be Mr. Fashion. When you think of fashion, you think of me or Brad Pitt?

Please. I know the answer. So Brad is out promoting his new film Bullet Train, and they had a big screening of it in Berlin. Of course they did. Why would you not have a screening in L.A. or New York? That'll come. Right now we're going to have it in Berlin.

And so he showed up for the screening in a breezy ensemble, teamed with a salmon pink button up and a bid to overcome the scorching heat in the German capital. The heavyweight threw on a light brown cardigan, accessoryized with a cluster of layered pendant necklaces and a skirt. Okay. He put the skirt on. He finished off with shades and some black combat boots and tattoos on his sculpted calves. Now, Brad pulls it off.

It's a good look. It's kind of like a kilt. And I feel like it's more of a kilt than a skirt. but I just feel like Brad could do better I just feel like Brad Pitt can do better Who am I? Mr. Fashion That's all

I will say that I'm you know Mo Mo Moos by Jeffie Hello I know that kind of is comfy I just don't like the skirt thing And I don't show off

I don't have these skis sculpted calves with tattoos on them. So, I mean, I prefer the, you know, the Moomoo look. So you know what? Go ahead, Brad. What am I saying? I made it seem like I wasn't for it. I am.

Just be comfortable. And there was no talk of, you know, since it was so hot, I don't know if Brad was wearing anything underneath the skirt. I don't know. he could have been just free as a breeze. I don't know.

I He showed up with his sculpted calves tattoo his skirt to his cardigan sweater just to ease a little bit of the heat nothing

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All right That I want to like Bing But then I use it And I realize Oh I know that why I don't like it So I was seeing And the headline got me Who died today?

The headline got me because it was Law and Order Organized Crime headline. Well, really, one of their, I mean, it's sad. The guy died, but he's just a worker. He's just a, you know, crew member. It's not part of the cast. They were filming. They're filming the new season of Law and Order Organized Crime, which I enjoyed. Christopher Maloney's back.

I enjoyed that. I enjoyed the, I think, I think we're two seasons deep now in organized crime. And, you know, I'm a fan. I'm a fan. And Tamara Taylor's, I was looking through the cast. I love her, she's great.

Angeley Seeger is in that. She's awesome. I mean, a lot of great characters in the Law and Order, organized crime. But very, so this guy is a crew memory, he's working on the street. They've got a neighborhood shut off to where they're filming.

And apparently, He's sitting in his car, like 5.15 in the morning. Somebody comes, opens up the door, shoots him. I feel like there's more to this story that we're not hearing. Because they're just saying, yeah, he was, you know, he's on the set. He was employed by a private company and contracted by the production company. He was there, you know, as part of parking enforcement. Eh, just went open up the car, or shot him.

So, rest of peace. Rest in peace, Johnny Pizarro, 31 years old. I was going to say some more and then I decided not to. We do not have any update on whether Alec Baldwin

was on the set of Law and Order organized crime. I don't know. He might have been a special guest. I don't know. it doesn't say it just says somebody opened the door and shot him was it Alec

I don't know I'm just throwing it out there if you were a reporter and Alec was on the set of Law & Order organized crime and someone was murdered shot

in a car wouldn't that be part of your story P.S Alec Baldwin was on the set We're going to be tough for the internet story To give you the gunshot Every time his name is mentioned But, you know, they'd have to do it

They could do it The way it is Anyway, it's not reported So I don't know if he was on the set or not Possible As long as we're on TV though I might as well tell you that Netflix Only, they're all happy

They only lost 970,000 subscribers. So they're happy. They projected 2 million. So they're saying thank you, Stranger Things, for coming on board. I mean, they got the gray man starting this weekend, which I'm looking forward to.

That might even, no, it's 22nd. It starts a 22nd on Netflix. And so they're, you know, they're helping. They say they're projecting that they're going to add a million this quarter. So I'm guessing if you lose a million and add, a million. Kind of you don't really gain anything.

But good for them. Good for them, I guess. Every time I do these stories about Netflix, I think to myself, is it worth it for me to have Netflix anymore? I certainly haven't canceled them yet, but I am asking myself the question. So you know what I started watching, though?

You know, I have the usual suspects around. Dark wins. I haven't watched the final episode yet. I'm so bummed that that's going to end. I think we're at this, I think the final season finale was this week, which was Sunday night. I've been doing Pat's show. I've not caught up on my shows. I know.

I know. I'll dry my eyes. And so, you know, I've got Dark Winds to catch up on. I've got Only Murders. the building to catch up on. I've got the old man to catch up on. I mean, but you know, I started watching was sons of anarchy. You know, I had watched bits and pieces of it, you know, when it was on because it's been

out for a long time now. I mean, just huge. So I started, what happens is all of a sudden Mayans came up at my timeline. And I thought, oh, you know, it's probably like, you know, Breaking Bad. and Suds of Anarchy. So I watched Mayans. And there were some callbacks on Mines. I enjoyed Mions.

It's like three or four seasons of, you know, bikers smoking cigarettes and drinking and killing people and doing drugs. Oh, hell. I don't know that I can watch that. And so I watched the Mines. And then there were all kinds of flashbacks and references to characters and stuff that happened. And I thought, well, then I'm going to have to go back and watch Sons of Anerkeye. then.

I mean, Sons of Anarchy, there's like 8 million episodes. So it's a great Phil show in between watching, you know, new shows that I want to watch. I always have, you know, my fallback. I got nothing to watch. I got Sond of Anarchy.

All right. And so I've been enjoying that, but it's another show, though, that is a lot of smoking. A lot of smoking going on. And, you know, they try to try to curb it a little bit because they've got the guy on the oxygen tank

that doesn't so I got news for you it doesn't work okay because even he they even show him from time to time he's got a scummy one of those that I have to man you guys have to

man you just have to do you Hey, look, sometimes Just like Better Call Saul. I think I better call Saul too. The final half of the last season is up. I caught the first one last week. What am I doing with my life?

Missing these shows. To report to you, of course. Hello, that's what I watch them for. You. I mean, you know, I do that, we do that stupid Chewy the Fat segment on Pat Show every Wednesday. specific chewing the fat segment and they started running this stupid video on blaze tv where they have

a picture of me and a orangutan smoking the orangutan is smoking and he's you know he's outside the zoo smoking a cigarette shows him putting it out but i mean it just makes me want to have a cigarette i look up at that screen i see the orangutan smoking and all i want to do is have a cigarette and I know I know oxygen tank I got it I haven't smoked in I don't know

two and a half three years whatever it is now I know it's bad I get it we have one of those bad boys I know I know

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No one supports zoos more than this show and me. I mean, that is a fact. That's been proven in poll after poll, study after study, all of it has been proven. No one supports zoos more than this show and Jeff Fisher. So a zoo at the UK were given, they were given five parrots.

Five parents. All right. And not at the same time, but pretty close. They were put in, they were, uh, they were, uh, gray, African grays. And they were put in quarantine upon their arrival. Billy, Eric, Tyson, Jade at Elsie. All right. So they were, uh, they were put in quarantine.

So they were kind of put in the zoo at the same time together. And they, while they were back there in their quarantine area, they were swearing at each other. All right. So their owners, separate owners, were, you know, foul-mouthed. And so they, and so the, you know,

the birds were doing, saying what their owners had taught them. And the birds were then swearing at each other back and forth. So then after the quarantine, they put the birds out into where the public sees them. And they continued on with their foul mouth and so then the public came

and the birds would be swearing and so the public started swearing at the birds and the birds would start swearing back at the public and so now they've moved the birds out of the public's view. I say no you want people to come to the zoo that's a draw

are you kidding me that is a draw the swearing parents I mean don't let your kid if you want if you're, you know, get your panties in a wad. You can keep the kids out. All right, just to make it adult if you want. Yeah, kids aren't allowed in here.

And maybe you even charge extra for the swearing parents. But it's a fundraiser for the zoo. Hello? And you just go in and you get to swear your little heart out. And they get to swear back at you. I mean, that is awesome. But no. Now they're going to have to, they're, they're,

They're in quarantine again. They don't get to be interact with the people. And they just have to sit in the back and swear to themselves once in a while when nobody's around and try to, you know, probably have to promise that they're not going to be foul-mouthed, foul-beaked where they get out into the public. That's bull crap, man. I'm so pissed for these parrots right now. I am.

And I'm pissed for me as a connoisseur and then a one in someone who loves zoos. again, no one. No one. Speaks up for zoos more than this show and me. And this should be a fundraiser. This should be an actual swearing parrots, and you get to come

and do that. I'm just throwing it out there. I'm going to contact the zoo. It's in the UK. And maybe we may, you know what, if the UK doesn't want to do it, maybe we get them shipped over here and we do it here. Maybe I just get it myself. And just set up a little swearing parrots

tent and have people stop in to the swearing parrot I could just be like a roving like a you know they have

the food trucks I can have the swearing parrot truck and just charge you to come in to swear with the parrots now that's not a bad that's a million dollar idea

right there that's a good idea right that's what's going to be happening tell you that that is a good Exactly what's going to happen. And then we have, oh my gosh, I can't believe I go.

We have another monkey story. Monkeys are gone mad. It's time that we as humans need to set the law down with these monkeys, man. I talked to you about the other day, about the monkey and I can't remember the name of the place in India. It was. Amorpha Phalas. No, it was just outside of Morphalas. It's just east of it.

of a morpho phallus, where it attacked the family, and as the dad is running, he drops the baby, which, come on now, and the monkey picks up the baby and tosses it off the third-story building. I mean, you shouldn't have dropped the kid,

but the monkeys, what are you doing? I mean, we're going to hunt them down. We have to put them down. And we have to. Yeah, I mean, we have to. And you have to bring more than a six-shooter because I think the other day, all I had was a six-shooter.

And so I could only put six of them down. I mean, you come back with something a little bit more powerful and you put them down. This is what you do. So now, let's go to Japan. All right. They're searching for wild monkey or monkeys thought to be responsible for attacking people, including children. No? How about we take the homemade gun that the guy used to assassinate the ex-president and we take it and we,

knock off some monkeys in Japan. I know they don't have any guns in Japan, so you got to have to, you know, you gotta use what you got. And that's what you got. You got his gun, collected dust already, doing nothing, load it up,

go find these damn monkeys and put an end to them. I mean, I give and I give and I give with help around the world, and it's almost like I'd get nothing for it. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.