Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 919 | I Wanna Like It…

Episode Date: July 22, 2022

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Starting point is 00:00:51 But it's China that has the... So maybe it is American capitalism at its best. We have a 22-year-old that's flown more than 140,000 kilometers, and traveled around China working as a professional bridesmaid. Apparently, it's a fast-growing industry in China. It's expected to grow 25 to 30 percent this year. Kao-Zung-H-G-H-U-A-O-Z-H-O-N-G-H-U-A. Amorph a phallus.
Starting point is 00:01:34 That's what she goes by. It's an expert at Chinese traditional culture promotion council. So there's nothing you want more than the expert at the Chinese traditional culture promotion council. She was saying the industry is growing out of proportion. That's awesome. Now, the bridesmaid, the professional bridesmaid, Z-Y-Y-U-K-E-Y-U-K-E. Amorphophalus.
Starting point is 00:02:10 Amazing. They both go by the same name. Weird. She's attended over 40 weddings in the past two years and is now making a living from it. So she was saying that the bridesmaid needs to be unmarried. you know, if you have the traditional Chinese wedding, you need to be unmarried.
Starting point is 00:02:31 And it's important not to be taller than the bride. So you've got to be single. You've got to be, it doesn't say this here. I'm just reading between the lines is what we do here on chewing the fat. You got to be hot. You know, good looking is what I mean by that. Not sweaty and hot, but good looking hot. And you've got to be short.
Starting point is 00:02:51 And then you can make a living as being a professional bridesmaid. Man, doesn't that sound like that. like a good gig. Good luck. Welcome to chewing the fat. Maybe if you win the lotto, you won't need to be a professional bridesmaid. I mean,
Starting point is 00:03:13 I was, Pat and I talked about it on Pat Show this morning, and I had looked to see if there was a winner on the Mega Millions the other night. There was not. So the drawing tonight, if you're listening live, the 22nd of July, 2022,
Starting point is 00:03:32 is estimated at $660 million. Cash payout, 376.9. No doubt. Now, the Powerball drawing, which takes place tomorrow, the 23rd of July, 2022,
Starting point is 00:03:54 is worth $119 million. Cash payout of $69.2 million. Maybe just a half a. Not the whole thing. No, not the whole thing. That's the mega million. Just the... Yeah, that's $119 million.
Starting point is 00:04:18 If you win the mega? Yeah, no doubt. 660 million. Not to be a bridesmaid anymore. That would be. $376.9 million cash payout after taxes what are you taking home 250 maybe maybe more maybe you know but let's say too let's just throw it out there 250 million what are you doing with 250 million dollars well sure sure you're doing that okay that's that didn't even need to be mentioned but 50 million? I mean, you are, you're set, right?
Starting point is 00:05:15 You shouldn't, I know that we have the stories about people being broke all the time, but you're set with 250 million. I mean, trust funds for the kids and the wife's grandchildren. Trust funds set aside for anyone that needs to have a trust fund of, whatever, a couple million each, right? Two or three million each, well, okay, five million. Well, depending how big the family is. And then now I said I'd give pass.
Starting point is 00:05:41 at a million earlier in the week, will I? And then, you know, you end up, you have to buy at least a couple pieces of property. A big piece of property, you know, maybe in, I don't know, Missouri. Yeah, yeah, you get about a, oh yeah, you get about 100 acres of Missouri with a river running through it. you only have to take care of about 20 or 30
Starting point is 00:06:15 the rest of it can just run wild so you can go hunting out there and then you got to have a condo you have a place on the beach and you don't need to spend you don't want the you don't want the you know the $100 million estate because then you got to keep it up
Starting point is 00:06:31 and that's going to cost you way too much money you don't want to run through all that money you want to get a place that all right so you want to get maybe a $50 million place Not that $100 million ooty tooty place. You want to get that $50 million place. And then that's less upkeep.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Oh, man. I ought to not be a bridesmaid anymore. Always a bridesmaid. Never a bride. My mom told me that story was. So I get that bro. My mom was so angry at one of her friends because she was in like two or three people's weddings.
Starting point is 00:07:12 before she got married. And some family member or some friend came up to her at the last wedding and said, always a bridesmaid, never a bride. My mom always hated that person after that. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Yeah, well, I'm making money at it, okay? So leave me alone. Although my mom wasn't making money at it.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Did you read about the guy that lasted eight, hours in the ocean, floating on a little ball? Right. That was incredible. So, two guys, buddies, they're out on the, you know, they're out swimming,
Starting point is 00:07:59 and they get swept away, of course, with the undertow and everything, and they've left away. We've figured it out yet that there's big undertoes in the ocean. And so, we only know this man as, Ivan.
Starting point is 00:08:14 And so he, once he got swept away, he was out there early on in the debacle. He found a floating soccer ball that had been lost like 10 days earlier, just out there floating in the ocean. Trash, looking for the great garbage patch to grab onto. And so he grabbed onto the ball and was just, that's what helped him stay alive. and so he floated they used it to breathe they kept looking for him and they figured nah he's gone
Starting point is 00:08:48 we lost him you know we can't find him anywhere but they continued to look for him and then as they searched the current started pushing him back towards shore and a helicopter spotted him and so they radioed
Starting point is 00:09:04 one of the closest ships and the ship pulled up and went well you might as well crawl your ass up here on this ship because we're not coming down after you. So they pulled them up and then they brought in the Port Authority Patrol and got them back to land and back to the hospital. 18 days, 18 days, out on the ocean, being, you know, dragged around by currents,
Starting point is 00:09:33 floating up this ball, staying alive. I don't know. Maybe after, for me, I mean, the will to live is pretty strong, And he was saying that he was a, you know, a powerful swimmer and in good shape. There's not a lot of us that are powerful swimmers in good shape out there, but, you know, he's one of us. And I was thinking that, you know, that 18 days, after about 10, are you really trying to survive after that? I mean, after so long, oof. Oof.
Starting point is 00:10:20 I know. I know. But you don't have a gun, you're in the middle of the ocean. And by the way, just as a side note, just so you know that I made it sound a lot worse than it is. It was only 18 hours. Anybody could do 18 hours. Right, that's what I mean. See?
Starting point is 00:10:40 After 18 hours, you mean, still the will to live. After days, though. I mean, you didn't even make a day out there. Anybody can last a day. in the ocean. What am I thinking? Shoot, never mind. I mean, if you're stuck in the ocean for hours
Starting point is 00:10:57 or days, however long, I mean, obviously 18 hours, I joke around about, no, that's nothing, no worry about it. It's not 18 days. Quit your whining. But, all right, I mean, you're looking for, you're hoping that maybe a whale comes by, gives you a little ride. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:11:16 No. Now, not like that, although, you know, you're out in the ocean, what else you got to do? Oh, okay. Right, that's what you're thinking. Oh, okay. All right, I'll hop on. No. All I've got is this little ball. Oh, well.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Oh, well, it's okay. Just grab on. Go for a ride. Oh, okay. That's one of my favorite clips. Oh, okay. You just see her talking to the stupid whale. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Shut up. Whale lover. All right, let's go to the break. The whale whisperer. Shut up. All right, let's go to the break room. So stupid. I got to get something to drink.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Did I mention price because just go up at Sam's Club? Cog, Zero. I think I did. So I see where Mattel is going to make rocket ship toys in partnership with SpaceX. God. Weightlessness. No, this is Amazon.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Oh, Jesus. That's Blue Origin. That's not SpaceX, man. All right, that's Elon. Carmelon. Right. I mean, we can still get there with the Mattel toy, but it's not the same thing, sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:10 But that'll be fun. You'll be able to have your Mattel Dragon spaceship. Ooh, nice. And I see where Minecraft figured out that, you know what, we're not going to allow any use of NFTs on our platform. Wait, what? Yeah. And a letter posted to the website,
Starting point is 00:13:32 Minecraft developer Mojang Studios. told users that blockchain technology, including NFTs, aren't in with the game's values of creative inclusion and playing together, and that they create a scenario of the haves and the have-nots. NFTs were previously allowed on some Minecraft servers or player skins and items, but no more. Is that a big deal? I guess.
Starting point is 00:14:03 I mean, it is to them. and that's a lot of money. But I kind of feel like the NFT thing has been presented as scammish. And I feel like it is. But what do I know? What do I know? Many Gen Zers now are now instead of using Google for their search engine, If you're like me, you just use TikTok and Instagram.
Starting point is 00:14:41 That's all I use for my search engine. If I want to find something out, if I want to find out something about somebody or someplace or something, I just hop on TikTok or Instagram and search for it. I thought you were a big fan of Bing. Other than Bing, if I'm not using Bing.
Starting point is 00:15:00 If I'm not using Bing, I'm using TikTok and Instagram. I mean, I want, don't get me started on that. I'm so pissed every time. Every time. Every time. I have access on my computer. What happens is? I don't understand why this is.
Starting point is 00:15:15 And maybe you can tell me, I, there's settings inside the settings. And if you go and you change that setting, then you have to go back in and change that setting. You can make it happen. Okay, thank you. I appreciate it. But when I open a link from an email,
Starting point is 00:15:33 all right? So an email gets sent to me and there's a link in it. click on that link, it opens under Microsoft and Bing. All right, so now the Google Chrome is still there, and I can still use that, and it opens if I, you know, I open that myself separately, and links will open in that. Links will open go to Google and Google Chrome if I open a link that I have something already open in Google.
Starting point is 00:16:05 So for like my Twitter account or Gmail, if I have that open under Google and I click on a link, it will open under Google Chrome. But when it goes from my outlook, Bing, so sometimes I'm looking for something and if I'm reading a story that's unbing and I don't realize that it's on Bing,
Starting point is 00:16:32 I'm just reading a story because it opened up. And I, oh, I want to find that out. And I click, you know, I open a story. a new tab and I look for it and it's the Bing tab. It's never good. It's never good. It's never good.
Starting point is 00:16:46 I don't understand. Bing had to change that setting. I know. That's what I'm saying. If I go inside the settings and change the settings and then I can change the settings inside of Outlook and Bing, which will then redirect it to Google Chrome. That's all you got to do though.
Starting point is 00:17:03 It's just that simple. Oh yeah, I got some mail. I got some mail. I don't know we have any That's time for Mail Mail
Starting point is 00:17:12 I don't have any sounder So I'm just giving you a little It's time for mail Mail So I like that word Do music man for mail All right
Starting point is 00:17:34 So this letter comes to Jeff Fisher Chewing the Fat Here at the Mercury Studios 6301 Riverside Drive Irving Texas 75039 Not 75309
Starting point is 00:17:44 Not 75309 as in Jenny Jenny, but 75039. It comes from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Now, the last time I received mail from this return address stamped on my envelope, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Starting point is 00:17:59 It was a letter, and it was we found out that this address, right, that's the particular address, the return address, which isn't on this envelope, it just says this was mailed from Oklahoma City. Before there was a return address, right, that was the prison, right? It was the jail. I think that's right.
Starting point is 00:18:15 is the Oklahoma City Jail. So let's see what's in this particular envelope where you open it up and it looks like a gift card. And the gift card is a sonic gift card. And on the back of the card it says, To Jeffie. And there's no note. There's no nothing.
Starting point is 00:18:41 Now the gift card says it has ten. $10 written on it. But I don't know that it actually does and I know that it is worth $10. It does Oh, it does have something here on the little back of the gift card. It says
Starting point is 00:18:59 Love the show. You are cool. K-E-W-L. Is that prison spell? Not really sure. Have a drink on me. I mean, thank you.
Starting point is 00:19:15 A Sonic card worth 10 bucks gets you a what, a shake and a half? And a large shake at Sonic is five something. So if I get two shakes, I'm going to have to put some cash out. If you're going to go ahead and give gifts, maybe you give enough for a couple of shakes. But, I mean, thank you. Thank you so much. You don't have to get a large, fat man. What are you talking about?
Starting point is 00:19:41 That's very nice. If this is a new trend of listeners sending mail to 6301, Riverside Drive, Irving, Texas, 75039, and it's going to be gift cards, I am all about this trend. I am in. So thank you, and let's continue that trend. I'm a fan.
Starting point is 00:20:06 I will read your letters. Say what you will. I will spend the cash on the card. And when I say, say what you will, I mean it. All right, you think, I know, you know, in today's world, a little kid get, a Sesame Street character doesn't high five the little girl. And she gets all up. So we're going to need mental health and we want, so we want the person fired.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I mean, I would be, I'm used to people not high five at me. So if you send, you know what, let's do that. let's do insult mail. Insult mail. You mail chewing the fat, Mercury Studios, 6301, Riverside Drive. Irving, Texas. 75039.
Starting point is 00:20:55 Not 75309, Jenny, Jenny, but 75039. Every time I read that, that's all I think of is Jenny, Jenny. I think we've covered that before. Anyway, the, and you just insult. I'm happy to take the insult with the card, with the gift card. with the gift card. Now if it's just an insult, now that hurts. That hurts.
Starting point is 00:21:17 It doesn't hurt as much with a gift card. You want to send a couple hundred million. I am all about it. I mean, I will thank you. You know what? I already said, right? How much did I say I would purchase,
Starting point is 00:21:37 that I would give you a free... I know I made a deal. I know I made a deal. for a free subscription to Blaze TV for life if someone did something for me and I can't remember what the something was. I know at the time that wasn't it, but I'll throw it in.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I better be damn good for a lifetime subscription. What was it? it was a it was a it was it was something it wasn't
Starting point is 00:22:23 no it wasn't a whale wasn't the whale whisperer it wasn't the orangutan it wasn't it wasn't it darn it was something gonna buy something for me
Starting point is 00:22:41 oh the dinosaur the dinosaur bones. Yes. Yes. Yes. Thank you. I knew it would come to me. That still stands, by the way.
Starting point is 00:22:53 I believe the dinosaur goes up for sale later this month. It isn't even up for auction yet. So that still stands. Do you get that for me? Yes. Thank you. The cousin to the yes.
Starting point is 00:23:09 The most I mean it had the most that's darn it. Complete skeleton, I think are one of the most complete skeletons. The, yeah, the Gorgosaurus. The Gorgosaurus.
Starting point is 00:23:27 10 feet tall, 22 feet long. And they're looking at it's going on there, possibly 8 million. Probably going to go for more than 8 million. But it would be really cool. Gorgasaurus, the apex predator.
Starting point is 00:23:45 And the entrance by my front door? Come on now. I want that desperately. And again, I make the offer. If you buy that for me, I will give you a lifetime subscription to Blaze TV. Personally. You're welcome.
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Starting point is 00:25:13 It's right there. I mean, I don't know if you're familiar with Lancaster County. But if my hands is Pennsylvania, Lancaster County's right there. You know what? I'll just shape it as Lancaster County. And the gas station is right there in Lancaster County. The Liberty Gas Station on Willow Street Pike is right there. The West Lampeter Police Department,
Starting point is 00:25:36 by the way, their offices are right over here, currently investigating the theft. They said that the man started pumping fuel into a tank in a cargo space of a vehicle stealing the 500 gallons of diesel fuel. Now, I got this story sent to me at Chewing the Fat at Theblaze.com. Under the heading of someone in Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
Starting point is 00:26:03 stole diesel from a local gas station. But it wasn't your normal everyday drive-off. They stole 500 gallons of diesel fuel. I'm sorry, but if you're too stupid to think, wow, that guy is taking a while, you need to have your gas stolen, especially at the time, right? 2.15 in the morning?
Starting point is 00:26:32 And it got 500 gallons? Yeah, that's a good point. especially at like at 2 a.m. of the morning. I'm sorry, just before 2 a.m. I mean, I know you're busy cleaning and you're making sure that the coolers are full and you've got to restock the cigarettes.
Starting point is 00:26:49 I get it. But maybe you pay attention. You know, that guy's been pumping that gas for quite some time. And that just drives off. All right. All right, good. Well, good luck, God bless. More in crime.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Two men from the Congo admit to shipping ivory and rhino horns to the U.S. Now, the picture they show of one of the rhino horns looks more like a sex toy. Don't. Don't. Not again.
Starting point is 00:27:34 No. Oh, that was... Oh, yeah. Just got mine. I didn't know and expect to find a fence like this here. Oh, no, not the fence lady. No, no. No.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I mean, this is the shape that I like so much. Why are you listening to that? The rhino horn isn't the fence. No, it's not. No, it is not. You're not telling me that. No. No.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Thank you. The two foreign nationals from the DRC, the Democratic Republic of the Congo, have pleaded guilty in federal court in Seattle for acting as middlemen in a smuggling ring that brought illegal ivory rhinoceros horn and pangolin scales into the U.S. And man, if you ever get a chance to cook up some pangolin scales,
Starting point is 00:28:23 wow, man, that is good eating right there. Sentencing is set for November. Both men face up to five years in prison. $250,000 fine possible. Wow. Amazing. So I guess that the men said they acknowledged from November of 2019 to June of 2021. It would be kind of tough. Those are, I mean, in November of 219, you were still pretty good.
Starting point is 00:28:51 But after that, you're in pandemic time. I mean, that's tough shifting in goods. I mean, the drug cartels had to change their tactic during the pandemic. Anyway, they acknowledged through June of 2021. They shipped 49 pounds of ivory from Kinnisha, right? Kinshasa. Kinsasa. Kinsasa.
Starting point is 00:29:19 Kinsasa. Kinsasa. I got it. It's on the DRC. It's Kinsasa. Kinshattan. No, it's not Korsetton. It's Kinsasa.
Starting point is 00:29:30 Korsetan. It is not corsettin. It is Kinsasa. Arranging for the tusk to be cut into smaller pieces, painted black, and labeled as imported wood. Ah, okay, that's what I was saying, that it was imported wood. You're welcome. One more crime story. A 73-year-old man who cut his terminally ill wife's throat.
Starting point is 00:30:06 in what he called a suicide pack. It doesn't sound like a suicide pack. It sounds like, yes, baby, it'll be a suicide pack. Oops, you go first. Then not me. He was on trial in Manchester Crown Court. You know where Manchester Crown Court is if I hope it's right. This is England.
Starting point is 00:30:34 This is Manchester. and he was found guilty though he was found guilty of manslaughter not murder wow he's a retired airport baggage handler
Starting point is 00:30:49 good for him good for him but he agreed to his wife's request as long as he could kill himself too and I feel like since we're trying him for the murder that it didn't work out for him
Starting point is 00:31:06 Okay It took the jury Ten men and two women About 90 minutes To find him not guilty of murder But guilty of manslaughter So he's sentenced to This is how difficult
Starting point is 00:31:24 I mean if you are going to Have a suicide pact With someone that you kill This is the way to do it Okay Because Sentence to two years in jail.
Starting point is 00:31:39 In jail, he's not even going to prison. He's going to jail. And a two years suspended sentence. So he spends two years in jail, which, is he going to spend the whole two years in jail? In the United Kingdom, maybe, I don't know. I don't know if their prison system is anything like ours. If it's like ours, he's out a month.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Something I know. It's not really, Jeff. at least probably a year and a half. Okay. All right. You got me. So just remember. Let's remember.
Starting point is 00:32:14 You get caught with that bloody knife in your hand. It was a suicide pact. Quite a few names on the Who Died Today list today. So who died today? Um, Nolan Neal. Contestant on both America's Got Talent and the voice dead at 41.
Starting point is 00:32:41 I feel like we're just looking at the obituaries now. Yeah, I read it every day. Make sure my name's not in it. Ah, ha, ha. That's funny. Okay, so Nolan Neal, contestant on both America's Got Talent and the Voice, dies at the age of 41. I'm sure if you're a big fan of America's Got Talent and the Voice, you know who Nolan Neil is.
Starting point is 00:33:08 Hollywood Black Film Festival founder, Tanya Cursey at 61. Dead. Now, Tanya, you know, was the Hollywood Black Film Festival founder. Rebecca Balding, actress known for roles in Charmed and Soap, dead at 73 years of age. Former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, Charles Johnson, dead too at the age of 50 very sad rest in peace
Starting point is 00:33:43 Charles all of them should absolutely rest in peace and as long as we're talking about people that are dead I was seeing there this amazing headline here that I went really no evidence no evidence of
Starting point is 00:34:03 Jimmy Hoffa found under the New Jersey Bridge remember this was the last day they had the bridge there and they had the property where he was supposed to be that's where they claim that they know he was buried. They found evidence, I think of oil drums
Starting point is 00:34:18 underneath the property. They thought it was going to be him. Nope. Sorry. Have a nice day. So we still don't know what happened to him. We don't know where he is. I mean, he may have been involved in a suicide pact. We don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:37 I'm just saying, I mean, it's Possible that he ran into Alec? Do you know who I'm talking about? Alec Baldwin. Possible that the Jimmy Hoffa ran into him. We don't know that. Is it possible? Everybody, you know, I know they thought he was underneath the bridge here.
Starting point is 00:34:56 I believe, and this is just a simple hypothesis for me. I believe that he's under the stadium. He's under the Meadowlands, yes. He's out of the metal. That's just me. Again, and I, you know, I have no proof other than, you know, that he is. That's my fact. You know he is.
Starting point is 00:35:23 That's where he is. Oh, who's digging up the Meadowlands? No one. I was digging up the Meadowlands. And how long is, how many years is it going to be until we dig up the megaline? A long time. By that time, everybody will go, Jimmy Who? Because I heard a news report today on local radio.
Starting point is 00:35:42 WBAP out of Dallas, Flamethrower, out of Dallas, 100 years, WBAP. That Ruth Buzzy, Ruth Buzzy is really sick. And nobody knows who Ruth Buzzy is. That's kind of like the Jimmy Hoffa. I said to a couple people today, hey, you know, I didn't know that Ruth Buzzy lived in DFW.
Starting point is 00:36:12 Who? And I, you know, she's, I think she's like 83 now or something like that. And she's been bedridden and incapacity. It's really sad. She's had several strokes and her husband has, you know, shared a social media post. And if you don't know Ruth Buzzy, I mean, she was part of Rowan and Martin's laughing. And she was famous for being Ruth Buzzy and the old lady with the hairnet and the hitting people with the purse that's on the park bench.
Starting point is 00:36:46 Funny business back then. It was back in the 60s, right? 60s and 70s is when she was a star. That show went off the year 50 years ago. Just saying. And she had Emmy nominations and stuff for her character. She was great. Okay, so she's not dead anyway.
Starting point is 00:37:05 She's in my Who Died Today segment and she's not dead. And she's, I don't know, 85 or 86, something like that. And she's not well. Anytime anybody says, well, they're bedridden and incapacitated. Really sad. Really sad. So... Right. I know.
Starting point is 00:37:28 Gosh darn it. Don't look at the screen, Ruth. Don't look at the screen. When I got a great deal on a great gift at winners, I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list? Like this designer fragrance for my daughter. Which is $39.99. How could I resist? This luxurious will throw for my sister.
Starting point is 00:38:06 This gold watch for my partner? A wooden puzzle for my niece? Leather gloves for my boss? Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard? At these prices, could I find something for everyone at Winners? Stop wondering. Start gifting. Winners find fabulous for less. I mean, it's Friday, so it's time for what's the lie?
Starting point is 00:38:28 It's what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? Where contestants tried to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines. Okay, five today. One of them is not true. Thoughts that's where we get. What's the Lie? Welcome to our contestant returning champion, two-time winner,
Starting point is 00:38:59 looking to be three-time winner, our returning champion. Brian, Brian, what's your last name? Lively. That's what I said. I said, yeah. I said it right. Yeah, I know you said it right. It's your name, but you spell it wrong.
Starting point is 00:39:18 Anyway, from Katz Alley and Tomahawk Lanes, Reveen of Michigan, two-time winner, looking to make it three. Brian Labby. All right, so you ready to play, what's the lie? I am ready since you're a returning champion I've added an extra headline this week all right
Starting point is 00:39:36 this is your third week in a row we want you to win we want you to win the big prize so I've added an extra headline for you okay all right headline number one office cats laid off
Starting point is 00:39:50 as companies close number two a discarded coffee cup may have just helped crack a decades old murder case. Headline number three. U.S. Lawnmower Racing Association is launching an EV division. Headline number four. The man who stole Lady Gaga's bulldogs and shot the dog walker mistakenly released. And number five, Velvita has released a cheese-infused martini. Those are your five headlines on What's the Live? Office Cats laid office company.
Starting point is 00:40:28 clothes, a discarded coffee cup may have just helped crack a decades old murder case. U.S. Lawnmore Racing Association is launching an EV division. A man who stole Lady Gaga's bulldog and shot the dog Walker mistakenly released. Velvita has released a
Starting point is 00:40:44 cheese-infused martini. Those are your five headlines. All right. Brian, those are your five headlines. Which headline? What's the lie? Oh man. looking to go for the third week in a row
Starting point is 00:41:04 which one I'm going to go with the velvita cheese going to go with the velvita cheese to be the third week champion in a row no oh no oh Brian I wanted you to have the grand prize too so bad but darn the luck shoot oh anyway and it was number one then oh darn the luck i don't know i mean
Starting point is 00:41:40 you're just going to name them all until you get it right that's not the way the game works but hey uh you know too bad are you going to tell us are you going to tell us the answer thanks for listening to what's the lie what's the lie is a subsidiary of chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, MMX,
Starting point is 00:42:08 I, I. Yeah, I'll let you know, Brian. No problem if you want to know which one is the one that's the lie. The U.S. Lawnmower Racing Association is launching an EV division. That has not been announced yet. I would not be
Starting point is 00:42:24 surprised that that actually happened since NASCAR is trying to suck around to the electric vehicle world now. Right, and I think I conflated my story. As a member of the electrical, yeah, so sorry. No, I mean, I'm not, I would have loved to giving you the prize. It's okay. I know, and I'm sorry they can't.
Starting point is 00:42:44 But as of, as of right now, according to the rules of the U.S. Lawn Motor Racing Association, fuel must be pump gas. So those are the rules. Those are the rules. There's no EV. Yeah, what are you going to do? All right, Brian. Listen, it's been fun.
Starting point is 00:43:02 It's been a fun ride. We've been happy. Overjoyed to have you as a contestant on what's the lie. All right. Well, I've enjoyed it. It's been a great time for me. So I've really enjoyed it. It sounds like it.
Starting point is 00:43:17 It sounds like it. No, I have. That's why I sent you two gifts. Did you get the gift by the way? Did you get the prize we gave you for this game? Joe? No, no, no, actually no. There's your answer. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts.

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