Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 919 | I Wanna Like It…
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
So if you're young, hot, and short, I've got to wait for you to make some money.
You can become a professional bridesmaid.
So I'd like to say that this is, you know, American capitalism at its best.
But it's China that has the...
So maybe it is American capitalism at its best.
We have a 22-year-old that's flown more than 140,000 kilometers,
and traveled around China working as a professional bridesmaid.
Apparently, it's a fast-growing industry in China.
It's expected to grow 25 to 30 percent this year.
Kao-Zung-H-G-H-U-A-O-Z-H-O-N-G-H-U-A.
Amorph a phallus.
That's what she goes by.
It's an expert at Chinese traditional culture promotion council.
So there's nothing you want more than the expert at the Chinese traditional culture promotion council.
She was saying the industry is growing out of proportion.
That's awesome.
Now, the bridesmaid, the professional bridesmaid,
Z-Y-Y-U-K-E-Y-U-K-E.
Amorphophalus.
Amazing.
They both go by the same name.
Weird.
She's attended over 40 weddings in the past two years
and is now making a living from it.
So she was saying that the bridesmaid needs to be unmarried.
you know, if you have the traditional Chinese wedding,
you need to be unmarried.
And it's important not to be taller than the bride.
So you've got to be single.
You've got to be, it doesn't say this here.
I'm just reading between the lines is what we do here on chewing the fat.
You got to be hot.
You know, good looking is what I mean by that.
Not sweaty and hot, but good looking hot.
And you've got to be short.
And then you can make a living as being a professional bridesmaid.
Man, doesn't that sound like that.
like a good gig.
Good luck.
Welcome to chewing the fat.
Maybe if you win the lotto,
you won't need to be a professional bridesmaid.
I mean,
I was, Pat and I talked about it on Pat Show this morning,
and I had looked to see
if there was a winner
on the Mega Millions the other night.
There was not.
So the drawing tonight, if you're listening live,
the 22nd of July,
2022,
is estimated at $660 million.
Cash payout,
376.9.
No doubt.
Now, the Powerball drawing,
which takes place tomorrow,
the 23rd of July,
2022,
is worth $119 million.
Cash payout of $69.2 million.
Maybe just a half a.
Not the whole thing.
No, not the whole thing.
That's the mega million.
Just the...
Yeah, that's $119 million.
If you win the mega?
Yeah, no doubt.
660 million.
Not to be a bridesmaid anymore.
That would be.
$376.9 million cash payout after taxes what are you taking home 250 maybe maybe more maybe you know but let's say too let's just throw it out there 250 million what are you doing with 250 million dollars well sure sure you're doing that okay that's that didn't even need to be mentioned but
50 million?
I mean, you are, you're set, right?
You shouldn't, I know that we have the stories about people being broke all the time,
but you're set with 250 million.
I mean, trust funds for the kids and the wife's grandchildren.
Trust funds set aside for anyone that needs to have a trust fund of, whatever,
a couple million each, right?
Two or three million each, well, okay, five million.
Well, depending how big the family is.
And then now I said I'd give pass.
at a million earlier in the week,
will I?
And then, you know, you end up,
you have to buy at least a couple pieces of property.
A big piece of property, you know, maybe in, I don't know, Missouri.
Yeah, yeah, you get about a, oh yeah,
you get about 100 acres of Missouri with a river running through it.
you only have to take care of about 20 or 30
the rest of it can just run wild
so you can go hunting out there
and then you got to have a condo
you have a place on the beach
and you don't need to spend you don't want the
you don't want the you know the
$100 million estate
because then you got to keep it up
and that's going to cost you way too much money
you don't want to run through all that money
you want to get a place that
all right so you want to get maybe
a $50 million place
Not that $100 million ooty tooty place.
You want to get that $50 million place.
And then that's less upkeep.
Oh, man.
I ought to not be a bridesmaid anymore.
Always a bridesmaid.
Never a bride.
My mom told me that story was.
So I get that bro.
My mom was so angry at one of her friends
because she was in like two or three people's weddings.
before she got married.
And some family member or some friend came up to her at the last wedding and said,
always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
My mom always hated that person after that.
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
Yeah, well, I'm making money at it, okay?
So leave me alone.
Although my mom wasn't making money at it.
Did you read about the guy that lasted eight,
hours in the ocean,
floating on a little ball?
Right.
That was incredible.
So, two guys, buddies,
they're out on the, you know,
they're out swimming,
and they get swept away, of course,
with the undertow and everything,
and they've left away.
We've figured it out yet
that there's big undertoes in the ocean.
And so,
we only know this man as,
Ivan.
And so he, once he got swept away, he was out there early on in the debacle.
He found a floating soccer ball that had been lost like 10 days earlier, just out there floating in the ocean.
Trash, looking for the great garbage patch to grab onto.
And so he grabbed onto the ball and was just, that's what helped him stay alive.
and so he floated
they used it to breathe
they kept looking for him
and they figured nah he's gone
we lost him
you know we can't find him anywhere
but they continued to look for him
and then as they searched
the current started pushing
him back towards shore
and a helicopter spotted him
and so they radioed
one of the closest ships
and the ship
pulled up and went
well you might as well crawl your ass
up here on this ship because we're not coming down after you.
So they pulled them up and then they brought in the Port Authority Patrol
and got them back to land and back to the hospital.
18 days, 18 days, out on the ocean, being, you know, dragged around by currents,
floating up this ball, staying alive.
I don't know.
Maybe after, for me, I mean, the will to live is pretty strong,
And he was saying that he was a, you know, a powerful swimmer and in good shape.
There's not a lot of us that are powerful swimmers in good shape out there, but, you know, he's one of us.
And I was thinking that, you know, that 18 days, after about 10, are you really trying to survive after that?
I mean, after so long, oof.
Oof.
I know.
I know.
But you don't have a gun, you're in the middle of the ocean.
And by the way, just as a side note,
just so you know that I made it sound a lot worse than it is.
It was only 18 hours.
Anybody could do 18 hours.
Right, that's what I mean. See?
After 18 hours, you mean, still the will to live.
After days, though.
I mean, you didn't even make a day out there.
Anybody can last a day.
in the ocean. What am I thinking?
Shoot, never mind.
I mean, if you're stuck in the ocean
for hours
or days, however long, I mean, obviously
18 hours, I joke around about, no, that's nothing,
no worry about it. It's not 18 days. Quit your whining.
But,
all right, I mean, you're looking for,
you're hoping that maybe a whale comes by,
gives you a little ride.
You know what I'm saying?
No.
Now, not like that, although, you know, you're out in the ocean, what else you got to do?
Oh, okay.
Right, that's what you're thinking. Oh, okay.
All right, I'll hop on.
No.
All I've got is this little ball.
Oh, well.
Oh, well, it's okay.
Just grab on.
Go for a ride.
Oh, okay.
That's one of my favorite clips.
Oh, okay.
You just see her talking to the stupid whale.
Oh, okay.
Shut up.
Whale lover.
All right, let's go to the break.
The whale whisperer.
Shut up.
All right, let's go to the break room.
So stupid.
I got to get something to drink.
Did I mention price because just go up at Sam's Club?
Cog, Zero.
I think I did.
So I see where Mattel is going to make
rocket ship toys in partnership with SpaceX.
God.
Weightlessness.
No, this is Amazon.
Oh, Jesus.
That's Blue Origin.
That's not SpaceX, man.
All right, that's Elon.
Carmelon.
Right.
I mean, we can still get there with the Mattel toy,
but it's not the same thing, sorry.
But that'll be fun.
You'll be able to have your Mattel Dragon spaceship.
Ooh, nice.
And I see where Minecraft figured out that,
you know what, we're not going to allow any use of NFTs on our platform.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
And a letter posted to the website,
Minecraft developer Mojang Studios.
told users that blockchain technology, including NFTs,
aren't in with the game's values of creative inclusion and playing together,
and that they create a scenario of the haves and the have-nots.
NFTs were previously allowed on some Minecraft servers
or player skins and items, but no more.
Is that a big deal?
I guess.
I mean, it is to them.
and that's a lot of money.
But I kind of feel like the NFT thing has been presented as scammish.
And I feel like it is.
But what do I know?
What do I know?
Many Gen Zers now are now instead of using Google for their search engine,
If you're like me, you just use TikTok and Instagram.
That's all I use for my search engine.
If I want to find something out,
if I want to find out something about somebody
or someplace or something,
I just hop on TikTok or Instagram
and search for it.
I thought you were a big fan of Bing.
Other than Bing, if I'm not using Bing.
If I'm not using Bing, I'm using TikTok and Instagram.
I mean, I want, don't get me started on that.
I'm so pissed every time.
Every time.
Every time.
I have access on my computer.
What happens is?
I don't understand why this is.
And maybe you can tell me,
I, there's settings inside the settings.
And if you go and you change that setting,
then you have to go back in and change that setting.
You can make it happen.
Okay, thank you.
I appreciate it.
But when I open a link from an email,
all right?
So an email gets sent to me and there's a link in it.
click on that link, it opens under Microsoft and Bing.
All right, so now the Google Chrome is still there,
and I can still use that, and it opens if I, you know,
I open that myself separately, and links will open in that.
Links will open go to Google and Google Chrome
if I open a link that I have something already open in Google.
So for like my Twitter account or Gmail,
if I have that open under Google
and I click on a link,
it will open under Google Chrome.
But when it goes from my outlook, Bing,
so sometimes I'm looking for something
and if I'm reading a story that's unbing
and I don't realize that it's on Bing,
I'm just reading a story because it opened up.
And I, oh, I want to find that out.
And I click, you know,
I open a story.
a new tab and I look for it and it's the Bing tab.
It's never good.
It's never good.
It's never good.
I don't understand.
Bing had to change that setting.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
If I go inside the settings and change the settings
and then I can change the settings inside of Outlook and Bing,
which will then redirect it to Google Chrome.
That's all you got to do though.
It's just that simple.
Oh yeah, I got some mail.
I got some mail.
I don't know
we have any
That's time for
Mail
Mail
I don't have any sounder
So I'm just giving you a little
It's time for mail
Mail
So
I like that word
Do music man for mail
All right
So this letter comes to
Jeff Fisher
Chewing the Fat
Here at the Mercury Studios
6301 Riverside Drive
Irving Texas
75039
Not 75309
Not 75309
as in Jenny Jenny, but
75039.
It comes from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
Now, the last time I received mail
from this return
address stamped on my envelope,
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.
It was a letter, and it was
we found out that this address,
right, that's the particular address, the return
address, which isn't on this envelope, it just says
this was mailed from Oklahoma City.
Before there was a return address,
right, that was the prison, right?
It was the jail. I think that's right.
is the Oklahoma City Jail.
So let's see what's in this particular envelope
where you open it up and it looks like a gift card.
And the gift card is a sonic gift card.
And on the back of the card it says,
To Jeffie.
And there's no note.
There's no nothing.
Now the gift card says it has ten.
$10 written on it.
But I don't know
that it actually does
and I know that it is worth $10.
It does
Oh, it does have something here on the little
back of the gift card. It says
Love the show.
You are
cool. K-E-W-L.
Is that
prison spell? Not really sure.
Have a drink on me.
I mean,
thank you.
A Sonic card worth 10 bucks gets you a what, a shake and a half?
And a large shake at Sonic is five something.
So if I get two shakes, I'm going to have to put some cash out.
If you're going to go ahead and give gifts, maybe you give enough for a couple of shakes.
But, I mean, thank you.
Thank you so much.
You don't have to get a large, fat man.
What are you talking about?
That's very nice.
If this is a new trend of listeners sending mail to 6301,
Riverside Drive, Irving, Texas, 75039,
and it's going to be gift cards,
I am all about this trend.
I am in.
So thank you, and let's continue that trend.
I'm a fan.
I will read your letters.
Say what you will.
I will spend the cash on the card.
And when I say, say what you will, I mean it.
All right, you think, I know, you know, in today's world,
a little kid get, a Sesame Street character doesn't high five the little girl.
And she gets all up.
So we're going to need mental health and we want, so we want the person fired.
I mean, I would be, I'm used to people not high five at me.
So if you send, you know what, let's do that.
let's do insult mail.
Insult mail.
You mail chewing the fat,
Mercury Studios, 6301, Riverside Drive.
Irving, Texas.
75039.
Not 75309, Jenny, Jenny, but 75039.
Every time I read that, that's all I think of is Jenny, Jenny.
I think we've covered that before.
Anyway, the, and you just insult.
I'm happy to take the insult with the card, with the gift card.
with the gift card.
Now if it's just an insult, now that hurts.
That hurts.
It doesn't hurt as much with a gift card.
You want to send a couple hundred million.
I am all about it.
I mean, I will thank you.
You know what?
I already said, right?
How much did I say
I would purchase,
that I would give you a free...
I know I made a deal.
I know I made a deal.
for a free subscription to Blaze TV for life
if someone
did something for me
and I can't remember what the something was.
I know at the time that wasn't it, but I'll throw it in.
I better be damn good
for a lifetime subscription.
What was it?
it was a
it was a
it was
it was something
it wasn't
no it wasn't a whale
wasn't the whale whisperer
it wasn't the
orangutan
it wasn't
it wasn't
it darn it was something
gonna buy something for me
oh the dinosaur
the dinosaur bones.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you.
I knew it would come to me.
That still stands, by the way.
I believe the dinosaur
goes up for sale later this month.
It isn't even up for auction yet.
So that still stands.
Do you get that for me?
Yes.
Thank you.
The cousin to the yes.
The most
I mean it had the most
that's darn it.
Complete skeleton,
I think are one of the most complete skeletons.
The,
yeah, the Gorgosaurus.
The Gorgosaurus.
10 feet tall,
22 feet long.
And they're looking at it's going on there,
possibly 8 million.
Probably going to go for more than 8 million.
But it would be really cool.
Gorgasaurus,
the apex predator.
And the entrance by my front door?
Come on now.
I want that desperately.
And again, I make the offer.
If you buy that for me,
I will give you a lifetime subscription to Blaze TV.
Personally.
You're welcome.
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So in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, police are, say that they are investigating after someone
stole 500 gallons of fuel. Police say it happened just before 2 a.m.
On the 14th of July, 2022, authorities say a suspect allegedly stole fuel from the Liberty
Gas Station on Willow Street Pike.
It's right there.
I mean, I don't know if you're familiar with Lancaster County.
But if my hands is Pennsylvania, Lancaster County's right there.
You know what?
I'll just shape it as Lancaster County.
And the gas station is right there in Lancaster County.
The Liberty Gas Station on Willow Street Pike is right there.
The West Lampeter Police Department,
by the way, their offices are right over here,
currently investigating the theft.
They said that the man started pumping fuel
into a tank in a cargo space of a vehicle
stealing the 500 gallons of diesel fuel.
Now, I got this story sent to me
at Chewing the Fat at Theblaze.com.
Under the heading of someone in Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
stole diesel from a local gas station.
But it wasn't your normal everyday drive-off.
They stole 500 gallons of diesel fuel.
I'm sorry, but if you're too stupid to think,
wow, that guy is taking a while,
you need to have your gas stolen,
especially at the time, right?
2.15 in the morning?
And it got 500 gallons?
Yeah, that's a good point.
especially at like at 2 a.m.
of the morning.
I'm sorry, just before 2 a.m.
I mean, I know you're busy cleaning
and you're making sure that the coolers are full
and you've got to restock the cigarettes.
I get it.
But maybe you pay attention.
You know, that guy's been pumping that gas for quite some time.
And that just drives off.
All right.
All right, good.
Well, good luck, God bless.
More in crime.
Two men from the Congo
admit to shipping ivory and rhino horns
to the U.S.
Now, the picture they show
of one of the rhino horns
looks more like a sex toy.
Don't. Don't.
Not again.
No.
Oh, that was...
Oh, yeah.
Just got mine.
I didn't know and expect to find a fence like this here.
Oh, no, not the fence lady.
No, no.
No.
I mean, this is the shape that I like so much.
Why are you listening to that?
The rhino horn isn't the fence.
No, it's not.
No, it is not.
You're not telling me that.
No.
No.
Thank you.
The two foreign nationals from the DRC,
the Democratic Republic of the Congo,
have pleaded guilty in federal court in Seattle
for acting as middlemen in a smuggling ring
that brought illegal ivory rhinoceros horn
and pangolin scales into the U.S.
And man, if you ever get a chance to cook up some pangolin scales,
wow, man, that is good eating right there.
Sentencing is set for November.
Both men face up to five years in prison.
$250,000 fine possible.
Wow. Amazing.
So I guess that the men said they acknowledged from November of 2019 to June of 2021.
It would be kind of tough.
Those are, I mean, in November of 219, you were still pretty good.
But after that, you're in pandemic time.
I mean, that's tough shifting in goods.
I mean, the drug cartels had to change their tactic during the pandemic.
Anyway, they acknowledged through June of 2021.
They shipped 49 pounds of ivory from Kinnisha, right?
Kinshasa.
Kinsasa.
Kinsasa.
Kinsasa.
Kinsasa.
I got it.
It's on the DRC.
It's Kinsasa.
Kinshattan.
No, it's not Korsetton.
It's Kinsasa.
Korsetan.
It is not corsettin.
It is Kinsasa.
Arranging for the tusk to be cut into smaller pieces, painted black, and labeled as imported wood.
Ah, okay, that's what I was saying, that it was imported wood.
You're welcome.
One more crime story.
A 73-year-old man who cut his terminally ill wife's throat.
in what he called a suicide pack.
It doesn't sound like a suicide pack.
It sounds like, yes, baby, it'll be a suicide pack.
Oops, you go first.
Then not me.
He was on trial in Manchester Crown Court.
You know where Manchester Crown Court is if I hope it's right.
This is England.
This is Manchester.
and he was found guilty though
he was found guilty
of manslaughter
not murder
wow
he's a retired airport
baggage handler
good for him
good for him
but he agreed to his wife's request
as long as he could kill himself
too
and
I feel like since we're trying him for the murder
that it didn't work out for him
Okay
It took the jury
Ten men and two women
About 90 minutes
To find him not guilty of murder
But guilty of manslaughter
So he's sentenced to
This is how difficult
I mean if you are going to
Have a suicide pact
With someone that you kill
This is the way to do it
Okay
Because
Sentence to
two years in jail.
In jail, he's not even going to prison.
He's going to jail.
And a two years suspended sentence.
So he spends two years in jail,
which, is he going to spend the whole two years in jail?
In the United Kingdom, maybe, I don't know.
I don't know if their prison system is anything like ours.
If it's like ours, he's out a month.
Something I know.
It's not really, Jeff.
at least probably a year and a half.
Okay.
All right.
You got me.
So just remember.
Let's remember.
You get caught with that bloody knife in your hand.
It was a suicide pact.
Quite a few names on the Who Died Today list today.
So who died today?
Um,
Nolan Neal.
Contestant on both America's Got Talent and the
voice dead at 41.
I feel like we're just looking at the obituaries now.
Yeah, I read it every day.
Make sure my name's not in it.
Ah, ha, ha.
That's funny.
Okay, so Nolan Neal, contestant on both America's Got Talent and the Voice, dies at the age of 41.
I'm sure if you're a big fan of America's Got Talent and the Voice, you know who Nolan
Neil is.
Hollywood Black Film Festival founder,
Tanya Cursey at 61.
Dead.
Now, Tanya, you know, was the Hollywood Black Film Festival founder.
Rebecca Balding, actress known for roles in Charmed and Soap,
dead at 73 years of age.
Former Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver, Charles Johnson,
dead too at the age of 50 very sad rest in peace
Charles all of them should absolutely rest in peace
and as long as we're talking about people that are
dead
I was seeing there
this amazing headline here that I went
really
no evidence
no evidence of
Jimmy Hoffa
found under the New Jersey Bridge
remember this was the last day they had the bridge
there and they had the property where he was supposed to be
that's where they claim that
they know he was buried. They found
evidence, I think of
oil drums
underneath the property. They thought it was going to be him.
Nope.
Sorry. Have a nice day.
So we still
don't know what happened to him.
We don't know where he is.
I mean, he may have been involved in a suicide pact.
We don't know.
I'm just saying, I mean, it's
Possible that he ran into Alec?
Do you know who I'm talking about?
Alec Baldwin.
Possible that the Jimmy Hoffa ran into him.
We don't know that.
Is it possible?
Everybody, you know, I know they thought he was underneath the bridge here.
I believe, and this is just a simple hypothesis for me.
I believe that he's under the stadium.
He's under the Meadowlands, yes.
He's out of the metal.
That's just me.
Again, and I, you know, I have no proof other than, you know, that he is.
That's my fact.
You know he is.
That's where he is.
Oh, who's digging up the Meadowlands?
No one.
I was digging up the Meadowlands.
And how long is, how many years is it going to be until we dig up the megaline?
A long time.
By that time, everybody will go, Jimmy Who?
Because I heard a news report today on local radio.
WBAP out of Dallas,
Flamethrower, out of Dallas, 100 years, WBAP.
That Ruth Buzzy,
Ruth Buzzy is really sick.
And nobody knows who Ruth Buzzy is.
That's kind of like the Jimmy Hoffa.
I said to a couple people today,
hey, you know, I didn't know that Ruth Buzzy lived in DFW.
Who?
And I, you know, she's, I think she's like 83 now or something like that.
And she's been bedridden and incapacity.
It's really sad.
She's had several strokes and her husband has, you know, shared a social media post.
And if you don't know Ruth Buzzy, I mean, she was part of Rowan and Martin's laughing.
And she was famous for being Ruth Buzzy and the old lady with the hairnet and the hitting people with the
purse that's on the park bench.
Funny business back then.
It was back in the 60s, right?
60s and 70s is when she was a star.
That show went off the year 50 years ago.
Just saying.
And she had Emmy nominations and stuff for her character.
She was great.
Okay, so she's not dead anyway.
She's in my Who Died Today segment and she's not dead.
And she's, I don't know, 85 or 86, something like that.
And she's not well.
Anytime anybody says, well, they're bedridden and incapacitated.
Really sad. Really sad.
So...
Right.
I know.
Gosh darn it.
Don't look at the screen, Ruth.
Don't look at the screen.
When I got a great deal on a great gift at winners,
I started wondering, could I get fabulous gifts for everyone on my list?
Like this designer fragrance for my daughter.
Which is $39.99. How could I resist?
This luxurious will throw for my sister.
This gold watch for my partner?
A wooden puzzle for my niece?
Leather gloves for my boss?
Ooh, European chocolate for the crossing guard?
At these prices, could I find something for everyone at Winners?
Stop wondering. Start gifting.
Winners find fabulous for less.
I mean, it's Friday, so it's time for what's the lie?
It's what's being called America's favorite game show.
What's the Lie?
Where contestants tried to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines.
Okay, five today.
One of them is not true.
Thoughts that's where we get.
What's the Lie?
Welcome to our contestant returning champion, two-time winner,
looking to be three-time winner, our returning champion.
Brian, Brian, what's your last name?
Lively.
That's what I said.
I said, yeah.
I said it right.
Yeah, I know you said it right.
It's your name, but you spell it wrong.
Anyway, from Katz Alley and Tomahawk Lanes, Reveen of Michigan, two-time winner,
looking to make it three.
Brian Labby.
All right, so you ready to play, what's the lie?
I am ready
since you're a returning champion
I've added an extra headline
this week all right
this is your third week in a row
we want you to win
we want you to win the big prize
so I've added an extra headline
for you okay
all right
headline number one
office cats laid off
as companies close
number two
a discarded coffee cup may have just
helped crack a decades old
murder case. Headline number three. U.S. Lawnmower Racing Association is launching an EV
division. Headline number four. The man who stole Lady Gaga's bulldogs and shot the dog walker
mistakenly released. And number five, Velvita has released a cheese-infused martini. Those are
your five headlines on What's the Live? Office Cats laid office company.
clothes, a discarded coffee cup
may have just helped crack a decades old murder
case. U.S. Lawnmore Racing
Association is launching an EV
division. A man who stole
Lady Gaga's bulldog and shot the dog
Walker mistakenly released.
Velvita has released a
cheese-infused martini.
Those are your five headlines.
All right. Brian,
those are your five headlines.
Which headline?
What's the lie?
Oh man.
looking to go for the third week in a row
which one I'm going to go with the velvita cheese
going to go with the velvita cheese to be the
third week champion in a row
no
oh no
oh Brian I wanted you to have the grand prize
too so bad
but darn the luck shoot oh anyway and it was number one then oh darn the luck i don't know i mean
you're just going to name them all until you get it right that's not the way the game works but hey
uh you know too bad are you going to tell us are you going to tell us the answer thanks for listening
to what's the lie what's the lie is a subsidiary of chewing the
Fat Enterprises. All information
is probably accurate at the
time of recording.
CTF, WTL,
MMX,
I, I.
Yeah, I'll let you know, Brian.
No problem if you want to know
which one is the one that's the lie.
The U.S. Lawnmower Racing
Association is launching an
EV division. That has
not been announced yet. I would not be
surprised that that actually happened
since NASCAR is trying to
suck around to the electric vehicle world now.
Right, and I think I conflated my story.
As a member of the electrical, yeah, so sorry.
No, I mean, I'm not, I would have loved to giving you the prize.
It's okay.
I know, and I'm sorry they can't.
But as of, as of right now, according to the rules of the U.S.
Lawn Motor Racing Association, fuel must be pump gas.
So those are the rules.
Those are the rules.
There's no EV.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
All right, Brian.
Listen, it's been fun.
It's been a fun ride.
We've been happy.
Overjoyed to have you as a contestant on what's the lie.
All right.
Well, I've enjoyed it.
It's been a great time for me.
So I've really enjoyed it.
It sounds like it.
It sounds like it.
No, I have.
That's why I sent you two gifts.
Did you get the gift by the way?
Did you get the prize we gave you for this game?
Joe? No, no, no, actually no. There's your answer.
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