Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 921 | You’re Not The Only One…

Episode Date: July 26, 2022

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which are leading causes of death in the U.S. But geriatric researchers in Central South University in Hunan, China, looked at the sleep habits of medical history. histories of some 360,000 people in the UK, courtesy of the UK Biobank Patient Survey database, which is nice to them to pass that along to China, and found that participants who took naps on most days saw a 24% increase in their likelihood of stroke and were 12% more likely to be diagnosed with hypertension over time. The nap factor was even more worrisome in those aged 60 and under as napping most days led to a 20% higher chance of developing high blood pressure.

Now, this is, of course, just in the UK. So if you live outside of the UK, probably nothing to worry about. The findings were consistent after accounting for patients with pre-existing high-risk factors. So there's a correlation between regular napping, smoking cigarettes, daily alcohol consumption, snoring and insomnia and of course people who claim to be night owls so if you smoke drink snore can't sleep you probably should nap but only in the UK if you're outside of the UK don't worry about it go ahead take that nap welcome they're not taking my nap away welcome to chewing the fat

So he's still searching. The man who threw away a hard drive with 8,000 Bitcoins on it is now still searching for that iPhone-sized drive that he threw away in 2013. Now the Bitcoin stored on the drive is worth, according to him, about $175 million. Well, he wants to use robot dogs and AI to help him dig through a dump. to recover his lost fortune. He's been fighting this for quite a while now. So his master plan involves spending about

$11 million to evacuate the excavate, not evacuate, well, same thing. Evacuate all the debris from the landfill. Sort through it. And man, who doesn't want to sort through about 110,000

pounds of trash? Right? So both humans and AI-powered machines trained to recognize the hard drive would then sort through the garbage in a process he expects to take about three years. So he's in cahoots

with Boston Dynamics for their robot dogs. They would sort through the garbage during the day, patrol for trespassing treasure hunters at night. So he's trying to win the city over. The city is like, I don't think so. No, you don't.

what, we're not going to do that. Okay, just not going to happen. So he's got a couple of a couple of venture capitalists willing to spend some money to try to find the hard drive, which, you know, they'll get 50 million of the, of what the, you know, when they find the hard drive for the Bitcoin. He said, you know, I'll give them 50 million dollars. Oh, okay. So we'll see. We'll see. The city is also going to get some money. He said that he's, will give everyone in the city a certain amount. It wasn't very much. It was only like everybody

in the city gets like 60 bucks or something. Yeah, I'll give them 60 bucks in Bitcoin to each resident. I mean, it's something, right? And he claimed, you know, they claim that it's, you know, an ecological risk. And he's like,

no way, man. I don't want to damage the environment. We'll leave it in better condition. Uh-huh. But good luck. God bless. there's no even even if he finds it they're going to be lucky to be able to get retrieve the data from the hard drive he claims to have the uh the team that uh got the information from the black box of the columbia space shuttle after it crashed so i mean it's a team that apparently knows what they're doing and are able to recover data that appears to be lost on these hard drives

but what would you do for a hundred and seventy five million dollars maybe even more or less by the time he gets it depending on what Bitcoin is going for at the time. This guy's been going after it for a long time. What a shocking turn of affairs when you throw the old hard drive away and you can't get at it. You know where it is? It's in that 110,000 pounds of trash in the landfill. but you can't get it. So good luck, God bless.

Plus, it's been since 2013. Bro. Bro. Good luck. Oh, good luck. I hope he gets it. We'll be hearing stories of the Boston Dynamic Robot dogs attacking people in the middle of the night

as they're digging through the landfill trying to find the hard drive. It'll be fun. It'll be fun. I mean, you might as well just play the lotto. Right? I mean, you've got mega millions. Tonight, for those of you listening live, is $810 million.

The Powerball is tomorrow night on the 27th of July 2022. That's worth $145 million, so that's not as much as he's looking for, although it's more than what he's going to have to pay the investors. So, I mean, if he wins the $810 million, pretty sweet. Now, obviously, he's not going to win because I am. But you take the lump sum of $470.1 million. I mean, that is, that's pretty good. Then you still have a bunch of taxes to pay after that.

But, I mean, that's more, you're going to end up with a lot more than $175 million, which is what he's searching for on the hard drive. And it might not even be worth that much by the time he retrieves it. So, anyway, good luck. Good luck to finding the hard drive with your 8,000 bitcoins on it. Good luck. All right, some big names.

in the Who Died Today segment? Let's start with Paul Sorvino. Who died today? Paul Sorvino, dead at the age of 83. Played in Goodfellas, NYPD Sergeant Phil Serra. I had law and order. He had, I guess he ran a horse rescue facility, sculpted. He was a singer.

He launched some pizza. sauces, but I remember him. He was just, I was just enjoying his work in Godfather of Harlem. I mean, he was still working. The man was awesome at 83. And I think Godfather of Harlem season three may

still be filming or they should be done because they said it was going to be out in December of this year. We'll see if Paul made it to every, you know, all the episodes during Godfather of Harlem. And, you know, they'll have to pay their respects to him. But anyway, Paul's

Servino, very sad, dead at 83 years of age. Rest in peace, Paul Servino. Then David Warner, the English actor, who's been in the Oman and time after time and Tron, he is dead at the age of 80. And David Warner is one of those guys that when you see him, you'll see the picture and go, oh yeah, him. So rest in peace to, oh, yeah, him at the age of 80. then we found out that we have to say goodbye to the chaco taco i know so apparently the klondyke chaco taco

is being discontinued do we even live in america anymore i don't know i don't know about that they claim that uh you know look it might return in the future yeah they took a big hit discontinuing the old Chaco Taco they discontinued both the one count and the four count packs very sad they said a necessary but unfortunate

part of this process is what we sometimes must discontinue products even a beloved item like Chaco Taco oh no we know this may be very disappointing and hope you'll try our other

delicious frozen treats and then it sent a link, that was a reply to somebody's being pissed about them getting rid of Chaco Taco Taco. Here's a link to our website. So it's necessary, but it's just darn

unfortunate, and we're just going to go ahead and discontinue it. Now, this may be just a ploy. Hey, let's see what happens if we discontinue the old Chaco Taco. See if the fans react. If they do, we'll bring it back and we'll make some sales. very possible that that's happening because they're all saying oh yeah you know we might bring it

back it could bring it back in the in the future you never know all right i mean i'm a chaco this may come as a surprise i am a uh chaco taco fan i know i know um they started uh back in 1983, a Jack and Jill ice cream created the idea. A Jack and Jill ice cream employee, Alan Drazen created the idea back in 83. And they distributed the item only to ice cream trucks until 1993 when the company was bought by Unilever. And then they said, you know what?

The old Jack and Jill branding? No, we're going to be to make that a Klondike bar. Oh, I'm sorry, a Klondike, Chaco Taco. and that's where, you know, the Chaco Taco Taco was born with under the Klondike name. So it was either 29 years of age, if you count, if you just count the Klondike Chaco Taco Taco. And if you count the Jack and Jill, the birthing of Chaco Taco Taco, it was 39. So Chaco Taco, dead at the age of 29 or 30. And one last death to report to this.

day. Samantha B's full frontal program has been canceled. Dead. After seven seasons. I know. Apparently after restructuring and overhaul, Warner Bros.

was like, yeah, that show's got to go. It really sucks. Never got any ratings. I know that it was, you know, Emmy nominated. Probably even won a few of those Emmys, too. I mean, it was just bad. I watched it multiple times,

because I watched it. wanted to like it. I met her. I've met her before. She came here to DFW and, you know, sucked around the Blaze Studios for a while, trying to pretend like she was, you know, she was, uh, uh, she was all part of the group. Yeah, were you, Samantha? So I know that they said, oh, hey, we're proud to have been a home of full frontal. Uh-huh. We were so proud of it. It's gone. Goodbye. Have a nice day. she had been broadcasting from her house. I mean, you know, during the COVID-19 pandemic, they had the studio in NYC,

and she was like, nah, we're just going to do it at my house, and we're going to continue to do it at my house. We're not moving back to New York. I'm not doing the thing back in New York, which may or may not have played a role, I don't know. As far as I know, the series did not get any ratings.

And it was like, You know what was weird about it? It was like a 30-minute show once a week. And she had all these writers, and it's just a 30-minute show once a week, and it was that bad? I mean, holy cow. So anyway, full frontal with Samantha B.

Dead at the age of seven. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. I wish I had a chaco-taco, I'll tell you that. So good. Good. So I got an email from Clemtown at Chewing the Fat at the Blaze.com. You can email there as well to your little heart's content.

And this email from Clemtown said under the subject line, Only Murders, Referring to Only Murders in the Building on Hulu with Steve Martin, Martin Short, and Selena Gomez. Is it just me? or did Selena Gomez, you know, and then in parentheses, he has, or she, Clemptown, has insert blimp sound effect here. No, it's not just you, Clemtown.

It's not just you. There's been a couple of scenes, and I'm not sure maybe they were just shot at different times or whatever, but I just, I look and I go, oh, big time for Selena. and, you know, there were rumors that she was pregnant, which she shot down. And so maybe it's just Selena, you know, you know, living the good life.

And good for her, good for her, but you are not alone. And there are other times when she looks awesome. So she looks awesome all the time, Jeff, no matter whether it's brunt or not. I know, I know, I know. Still, just letting you know, club town, you are not alone

and thinking when you see Selena from time to time on the screen. Yesterday we talked about Vince McMahon retiring from WWE and what was going to happen. Well, then the news broke that apparently he's paid out like $14, 15 million in unrecorded expenses, where he's paid off women that he's had affairs with. So I guess the board has launched into an investigative. claiming he paid a former aide, three million in hush money to keep an affair quiet. He hired a paralegal,

though he was taking care of a little business, and gave her a salary. And then once the business was over, he bumped up her salary. That's pretty sweet. And then apparently there was allegations of he raping a female referee in a limousine. I don't know.

Those are just allegations. I don't know that that's true. I mean, the man has earned billions of dollars. from the WWE since 2009. So, I mean, he's got enough money. And according, he's 77 now. And, okay, so he paid money, hushed money. He was using corporate money, I guess.

So now they're going to look into it. And they say that, you know, he'll have to pay it back. Okay, well, they claim that he'll be personally responsible to pay it back if he's not already done so. So he may have. He may have taken it out of the corporate funds. then put it back from his own money. We don't know. We'll find out. But, I mean, the man is worth a lot of money.

And so he has to come up with another $15 million to, you know, walk away with $5 billion. It's well worth the money spent. Is it a surprise that he's a dirtbaggy kind of guy? Is it? I mean, maybe it is. I don't know. He's a family guy. He's got the company is a lot of the family as part of it,

the McMahon. I mean, Stephanie is, co-CEO now and I mentioned yesterday about Triple H well he's the I didn't realize that he is talent relations he oversees the talent relations that's a good gig

triple H that's a good gig husband to Stephanie the daughter of the of the man and I'm overseeing talent relations plus Triple H was great in his day anyway so anyway I know it seems

I'm not a strange thing to think of Vince McMahon in a kind of dirtbaggy kind of guy and why is that do you think? Why is that? Speaking of dirt baggerie, I see we talked about Amber Heard filing an appeal to the verdict against Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp of course responded

appealing the decision against him and Amber. So season two, actually could happen. And there's a lot of people that think a huge mistake on Amber's part. I thought so too. I appeal it. I mean, just,

Johnny probably would have just let it go away, right? And nope, she's got to bring it back to the top again. So good luck. God bless to Amber Heard, because she didn't bode well this last time around. And I don't think it's going to do her any good

in season two either, but, you know, will I watch season two? You bet. So I see Adele has announced that weekends with Adele, the Las Vegas residency, will now happen. I know it was postponed back in January, January, January. And remember we, I didn't think it was, I didn't think this would happen this year, but she made sure it did.

She said it was going to, and she did. It's going to begin November 18th. They've added shows. There's going to be a total of 32 performances at the Coliseum. And so, you know, there's pre-cell tickets ready to go. Good for you, Adele. Good for you. And she's even got a Christmas Eve show, which I'm sure will be special.

But for those of you pissed at the Bruce Springsteen story about charging some fans, you know, $5,000 a ticket and, you know, Mr. man of the people, Bruce Bingsstein and Ticketmaster charging, you know, $5,000 a ticket. I went to see what Adele tickets were going for. Now, I went through Ticket Network, and, you know, I'm sure that's another way to get tickets. I don't know. I don't know that I've ever used the Ticket Network. I just looked up Adele ticket prices and went to Ticket and clicked on the ticket network.

And there's tickets for sale for the first show, the Coliseum, November 18th, 8 p.m. Caesar's Palace. Las Vegas, Nevada. You look at the very top, it begins in the second mezzanine 401 row B two tickets. $1,156 each. And it continues on. And let's get down into the front orchestra, 102 row H, two tickets, $3,570. Oh, let's scroll down.

Do you mean there's more? Why, yes, Jeff, there is. Let's take a look at second mezzanine. 402 Roe K important zone seating 11,345 each So 103,000

103, 102 104 is center stage orchestra So really, I mean, you want 105, 104, 103. So 102 is off to the stage left. 106 is off to the

corner. or stage right. So you about 103, 104. 103 row K. So let's see where we're at 104. Let's do 104 row C, two seats. 104, front and center. Row C.

$33,000, $39 each. And you can get two tickets. Front row. Orchestra, 103. row A, I mean front row, for only $47,698 each.

I love you, Adele. Not really. But I mean, I enjoy your music, Adele, but I'm not paying $50 grand a ticket. And if you're Bruce Springsteen, you've got to be pissed because Adele is getting a lot more than you, baby. I mean, it makes sense, but

still, it makes me happy that Bruce would be mad. And, you know, of course, Ticketmaster, you know, they defended the ticket pricing for Springsteen saying that it's consistent with industry standards. And the platinum tickets sell for 5,000. In some cases, that's only 11.2% of overall ticket sales. So most of the tickets, thus sold, are much less expensive. I did like some of the responses to this, especially, you know, on Twitter. One comment was, $5,000 floor seats, $1,100 nose. bleed, sold his catalog for 500 million, hung with B.O. former stench in the White House, working class hero, phony works. You have just perfectly described Bruce Springsteen.

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shout out to the U.S. Postal System. Yes, the U.S.PS. Thank you. You know, I've always wanted to run that joint. Established in 1775. So, happy birthday to my brothers in the U.S.PS. I'll be there with you soon, either as the Postmaster General, which, you know, I always wanted to be, or on the Board of Governors, which is really the gig you want with the postal system.

But, you know, I'll take you there right now. Federal Bureau of Investigation, the FBI. was founded in 1908. So happy birthday to the FBI. And also, happy birthday to Mick Jagger. Born on this day in 1943. He is 79 years of age.

Happy birthday to Mick. Wow, 79. Jacker is 79. His girlfriend is what? 20? He's got children older than. his girlfriend but happy birthday to mick bless your heart i love you i see where the NFL has decided that you know what we need we need our own

streaming app and we needed just to be available on mobile devices not on tv so that's almost like uh what you call it was quibby quibby you couldn't uh you couldn't jump to the TV. I hope with the NFL Plus you can take screenshots or what if. I mean, some of that really killed Quibi from the very beginning. Anyway, and the NFL has decided that they went the

gamut of what to call it. What are we going to call this streaming service that provides people, mobile games on their phone? We've got to call it something huge. How about we call it NFL Plus? Great idea.

Duh. So, NFL plus. Oh my gosh. So $4.99 a month or $39.99 a year. I think they're going to have another. There's another tier for $9.99 a month as well, which gets you more, I guess.

It gives you access to in-market Sunday afternoon games, national games on Sunday, Monday, and Thursday nights. And, yeah, for an additional $5 a month or $79.99. the feature will full replays and bird's-eye views of games that armchair GMs can use to analyze plays for just $5 more than that. Yeah, okay. So good luck. God bless. We'll see how it grows for the NFL.

I like the idea of it if they provide, you know, some kind of more content than just the games and maybe some different camera angles. maybe you're able to choose what camera angles you can watch the games on, I guess. I guess. And so I know that they're looking for a new mobile deal. I know they had a big mobile deal with Verizon, right, for $2.3 billion. They're looking for the Sunday ticket package, which DirecTV held since 1994. That deal expires after this season. Apple is looking for that deal on the Sunday ticket deal.

So the NFL is still expanding, but you're going to be. able to watch it on your phone or tablet only for five or ten a month NFL plus. I bet you'll look long and hard in the name of that. What will be important for this is what the plus is. You can quote me on that. Roger hasn't called me and said, hey, Jeff, what do you think the plus should be? But it will be most important for this to succeed if the plus is really A plus.

Like, if you really wanted a plus, would you stay at the mansion that the Corleones lived in? The Godfather Mansion. I know, it's available on Airbnb now. And it goes up for, you get the bookings open tomorrow. Those of you listening live,

today is the 26th of July, 2022. Tomorrow is the 27th. Bookings open tomorrow. You can get a 30-night stay, which takes place in August. You can bring up to five guests, and they'll 50 bucks a night. 50 bucks a night for August

to stay in the Corleone house in Staten Island. So 50 bucks a night you can stay in the home. It's been renovated. It's 6,248 square feet. It's an Airbnb long stay house. It's built in 1930.

It's gone through significant renovations. It was in the, Godfather 1 and a little bit of Godfather 2. It's a cool house. It would be fun to stay there. And you've got, you know, you've got, you know, five bedrooms and seven bathrooms and a big saltwater pool and a basement pub and a game room and a gym. And of course, during the entire stay, you will hear this is just going to be piped through the entire neighborhood as you stay. I am the house on Staten Island

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Marv Dyson, general manager of 106.3, WJPCFM and 1390, WGCI 107.5 WGCIFM in Chicago. I'm sure Marv was awesome. Lon Helton, host of Country Countdown USA and publisher of Country Air Trek. Actually, that was a great show, Country Countdown USA. Pick it up a pair of number two. That was a great show, Country Countdown, USA. ongoing, actually. Alan K, morning host at K-O-S-T in Los Angeles,

former co-host at 102.7 Kiss FM from 1990 to 2015. Long time. Broadway, Bill Lee, afternoon host at W-CBS FM in New York, formerly W-T-I-C-FM-HFRC-FRC-S-Franc-FARC, San Francisco, W-L-L-L-L-L-L-E, Denver, QHT, and K-TU in New York. Walt Baby Love, host of gospel tracks, formerly worked at stations, including K-Y-O-K, K-I-O-K-L-T, K-L-K-L-E-L-G-E-K-E-H-J, K-G-E-H-J, incredible.

Carol Miller, evening host at W-A-X-Q-E-E-X-Q in New York, and Sirius X-E. formerly a new FM. Chris Mad Dogg Russo, host of namesake, host and namesake of Sirius X-Madog Sports Radio, formerly of a fan. Jeff Smilin,

founder and CEO of Emmys Communications, and Susan Wald, New York Yankees radio broadcaster first voice heard on WFAN, New York. Congratulations to all being inducted into the Radio Hall of

Fame. Speaking of Radio Hall of Fame, Alex Jones. Just ask him. He'll tell you that he belongs there. Jury selection began yesterday in Austin, Texas for the defamation trial against radio host Alex Jones, Mr. InfoWars,

who spread those damn conspiracy theories claiming the 2012 Sandy Hook Massacre was a hoax. The outcome of the case will determine how much money Jones must pay it damages to the families of the children killed in the worst mass shooting at an elementary school in U.S. history. The trial is the first of three. Two in Austin were InfoWars is headquartered and one in Connecticut where the shooting took place. The trial follows a three-month-long delay and it was triggered after Jones filed

for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection. Info Wars and two other of his companies had filed for bankruptcy. courts in Texas and Connecticut have already found Jones liable for defamation for his portrayal of the shooting issuing judgments without trial 26 people including 20 children were killed at sandy hook attack um which is you know the worst u.s mass shootings i guess for the kids um you know i what are you going to say just what are you going to say do i do i think alex i not even you know what i just not going to get into it. Good luck, Alex. Best wishes. I hope everything works out for you. Good luck. That's all I can tell you. Good luck. So I'm passing by the television and I saw a commercial come up. I had not seen this commercial before. I watch, you know, quite a bit of television.

And, you know, but I have avoided watching a lot of commercials. I don't mind watching them. I fast forward through them and if I see one that I hadn't seen before I stop and it looks worthy I watch it just so that I have it in my knowledge base that I saw it and this one came up from Garden Life it's Garden of Life

Doctor formulated women's probiotics and they claim that they are the number one probiotic brand for a reason it's not always easy to talk about our digestive issues but it's a fact of life our entire selection of probiotics offers billions of diverse clinically studied strains to help support digestive health. And man, I was fascinated by this commercial, and I hope you are as well. Being a human is hard, especially if you're a woman who's also having trouble doing that totally normal thing all humans do, but not all of them like to talk about.

Are you talking about pooping? Let's just say Garden of Life's doctor-formulated women's probiotics help your digestion so you can be a more regular human. I'm comfortable talking about poop. You can just say poop. It's 2021. I think everyone knows that women poop. I love pooping. Poop, girl. Plus, did you know that the 40 billion probiotics found in Garden of Life can help support immune system health? I do now. Are you poops explaining me right now? Wow. Don't be shy about pooping. Pooping. Pooping is powerful. This is my favorite part of the day. I poop, she poops. All women poop. I poop. I'm I'm a woman and I poop. I'm a woman and I...

Thanks for the poop powerment. I'm not saying poop powerment. I'm pooping right now. Look for Garden of Life, number one probiotic that helps women number two. And it can even help maintain healthy pH and yeast levels. Oh, are we talking about my vagina now? Ah, that is awesome. So there you have it, Garden of Life.

I hope you enjoyed it. I enjoyed the heck out of that commercial. In fact, you know, it's important. And it's important that everyone knows that it's a thing that we all do, right? And there's just nothing better than talking about everything that we all do. That's what we're here for. No, really, that's what we're here for. You know what?

I'll leave you with, hey, want to hear a poop joke? Nah, they always stink. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill to get to the bottom? What did one piece of toilet paper say? say to another? I'm feeling really wiped. What did one toilet paper say to the other? You look flushed.

Why did the man bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper, duh. Why do ducks have feathers to cover their butt quacks? You can use all those. No problem. They are on me and you are welcome. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at the blaze.com slash podcasts.