Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 922 | Rock or a Torso?...

Episode Date: July 27, 2022

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Welcome to chewing the fat. So I don't know if I'm going to be disappointed or, you know, happy, but, you know, I didn't win the $830 million. I know, I know. But no one did. So, Friday night could be, that's my last day here. I know. Well, no, I'll come in Monday.

I promise. I will. I will. I'll come in Monday. If I win the $1.2 billion dollar mega millions lotto drawing, I'll come in on Monday. And this guy's a liar. I'll let you know. No, no, no, no, I'll come in.

I'll let you know. Just to say, what was the, the cartoon where the boss is sitting behind his desk and the guy's up on the desk, urinating on the desk, and the comment is, you must have won the lottery. Think about it. So I will come in. I will come in, I promise. But now tonight, for those of you listening live,

Today is the 27th of July, 2022. Powerball, $145 million. 85 million cash payout. So, you know, it might be a good thing to take the 30-year payout for that, just to know that you've got a few million coming to you every year. But I can't do that. I'd rather have that. I just need the cash payout.

Just give me the money. Give me the $85.7 million. And I want to go away after I come back here and say, Hey, how you doing? Don't mind me. I'm urinating on the desk. Must have won the lottery. So, you know, earlier today, today's Wednesday.

So I did my chewing the fat segment on Pat Grandleash. And we were going over the prices of apps. And I mentioned yesterday, well, I mentioned today on chewing as well, that the NFL had their new NFL plus that they worked long and hard on getting that name. Man, whew. And so we were going over the prices of all the apps.

And Keith Malinac came up with the price of all these apps with $103.89. And I feel like that's not right. Because he came, I'm looking at this list here that he came up with and he used Netflix at $7.99. I don't think Netflix is $7.99. anymore. I know it's not what I'm paying

for Netflix. I'm paying close to 20 bucks for that now. And then he's got Hulu at 699. And I feel like that's not right either. I'm not sure what I'm paying for Hulu. I could find out fast enough, but I feel like we're paying more than that for Hulu every month. Disney Plus, I get that for free.

Paramount Plus, I get that for free. So he's got $7.99 and $5.99 for those two. He's got $5 for Peacock. Although, I think you can just get Peacock for free, right? Without commercials, you can download the app and get what they put on there for free. And HBO Max, $10 a month, Crackle.

I mean, you get movies and stuff on there with Crackle. I feel like I've watched some stuff. I think that's, I think you can get stuff through Crackle for free too. I think you can get stuff from there for free too. I don't have Apple TV. AMC Plus, I don't have that yet, although. I will have that soon. It's a new dead stuff I want to watch on AMC Plus,

but they've got some other shows that I'm going to be needing to get. So that's going to have to happen soon. Blaze TV, I've got that app. Yeah. Whatever the charge is for that, I don't know. Amazon Prime. He's got Amazon Prime on here, I think 1499 a month. So that's a monthly fee.

And we don't, I mean, I pay the yearly fee on Amazon Prime. think they just went up, actually. They just jacked the price on Amazon Prime not long ago. I wouldn't want Jeff to go without buying his parents and new couple of homes down in Florida for $35, $40 million. And he invested in the company that's buying all the rental homes across America. Good for him. Bless his heart.

God. All right. Then he's got Blue Origin. All right. Speaking of the end of the showtime, but that gets me, I mean, that gets me off to space where we have the Russians have said that they are going to they're out at the ISS right they're building they're going to build their own space station they got pissed all right that uh china was building their own space station so russia is going to build their own space station now

and they i think are out let me find the stupid story here 24 uh to focus on its own station so out of the ISS by 2024. And we've been catching rides and living with those Rooskis skis up there in the ISS for quite some time now. And then we find out that as long as we're in space, we find out China has launched another rocket and it's just going to fall back to Earth. Eh, don't worry about it. If it hits you, get over it.

Put your whining. It's probably not going to hit humans. You know, like the other one. Eh, but, you know, if it does, tough, get over it. And they keep looking at China like, oh, you guys are out of control. No, we got it under control. We know it's not going to burn up. And wherever it falls, that's where it falls.

We don't care. Oh, all right, no problem. And then I read a story where there's big news about you're not supposed to take care of your own business while you're up in the space station, in space. I know. Oh, Jesus. Now, that's different. Because he's taken care of business with what's her face? The other girl that was up there with him.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. All right. Oh, wow. That is so good. Goodness. Oh, yeah.

Oh, I can't believe this. That is awesome. So they should not, though, pleasure themselves in the ISS. Well, they're in space. They should be doing it. I mean, you could probably figure out why. But one astronaut talked about getting busted, which is why they made the big deal about it.

He, you know, he liked the idea of being alone when everybody was out doing their spacewalks. And, you know, the Russians were on their other side. And he was all by himself. And he decided to take care of a little bit of this on his own. And he forgot that they still had some cameras up and running. So everybody down in Houston is like, bro. bro bro

and apparently he didn't he didn't have the new blaze socks available to him so quite a bit of a mess in the old space station so anyway Amazon Prime

just raised their price I just feel like these app prices I just don't think that's right I think I'm paying more than that plus I've got the stupid YouTube TV, which I use. I mean, I like it, but, you know, it's just jacking their rates again. And you got to pay for Internet.

Okay, so I cut the cord, but I still have to have Internet at my home. And Frontier's like, oh, the Internet, we've got the best, we've got high speed, it's right on, there's only $8,000 a month. We'll hook you right up. Oh, okay, no problem. So I'm hoping that maybe, you know, Starlink may fly over the Jeff Fisher House from Elon soon, because that may have to happen. As long as we're in space, we may as well just stay there. Remember the tattoo addict guy that has transformed himself into the black alien?

And remember he cut his finger off on his hand and stuff? Now he wants to amputate his leg. I mean, go ahead. You know what? What's the big deal? If you think that amputating your leg is going to, you know, make everything better in your life, go ahead. I mean, he's got his tongue split already. He's got a hole cut through the skin below the bottom of his lip.

I think, I don't know that he cut his manner. part in half, but I think he wanted to. He was talking about that. And the hand that he cut the fingers off on the two bottom fingers, whatever the phalanjys are called,

when you look at the arm, he's got like these snake beads wrapping around it under the skin. Plus it goes down to the three fingers. It's actually kind of cool looking to be honest. So, go ahead. Cut that leg off. Good luck. God bless.

I mean, he's just doing, he's getting the views. He's getting the clicks on Instagram. And he said that he's now considering just chopping one leg from the knee down. Eh. You know, I got a healthy leg. I got one left. So I'm just going to cut it off. Oh, okay.

Yeah. No, he said in this interview in one of the Instagram posts that he was thinking about cutting his man part into now go ahead you know what have at it

because you're looking great already and you might as well just keep it up I mean art and fashion molded into one hi I'm black alien

alright let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately Oh, a fresh can of soda. Chilled soda. I have got to go through my baseball cards. I keep saying that. I've got to go through my baseball cards.

I see now where a classic Mickey Mantle, 1952, Mickey Mantle baseball cards. going up for auction. And they're saying, you know, it looks like it could get maybe 10 million. Holy cow. I mean, the 1909 Honus Wagner card was sold at auction a year ago for $6.6 million.

And months ago, another mantle card fetched $5.2 million. But this one looks a mint condition. Tops, yeah, it's rated at 9-5, Mickey Mantle, signed. Holy cow. I mean, I got to go through my cards, because I think I have one of these.

I don't think, I may have one that was, you know, a copy. I know I've got some Mickey Mantle card, though. At least one. So if somebody wants to mail me a couple million, I'll send it to you. You know what? I'll even put it in one of those little plastic card-carrying things. I'll give it a ranking of five.

You know, six, five. Holy cow, man. Do I want that? I mean, that would be awesome. So almost $10 million for this. I've got to go through my, I got it. Every time I see these stories, I think, got to go through my baseball cards.

And then I move on with my life and there they sit, collecting dust. And I see where Jim Ursay, the owner of the Indian Annapolis Colts. He's a big collector. He's kind of like got his own little Mercury 1 collection going on with all this stuff.

He just paid for Muhammad Ali's 1974 Rumble in the Jungle Belt. 6.18 million for the jungle of the Rumble in the Jungle Belt from Muhammad Ali.

That would be kind of cool to have over there at Mercury 1. But nope. Go to Gemmer. the owner of the Indianapolis Colts. You know what? Mercury 1 could buy me that Mickey Mantle card.

And they could say, you know, we've got the Mickey Mantle card at Mercury 1. It's at Jeff Fisher's house. That's the way that stuff works, right? Of course it is. Of course it is. And my offer still stands. A lifetime subscription to Blaze TV. If you purchase the dinosaur skeleton,

skeleton the gorgosaurus that's up for auction it's probably going to go for I don't know well they say they estimate what was it 8 million something like that 10 feet tall

22 feet long beautiful and it's up for auction tomorrow the 28th of July 2022 so It still stands. If you purchased that for me,

Lifetime subscription to Blaze TV. You're welcome. And last week for What's the Lie? We had my man say that he had sent gifts to the station during the bit because that was, you know, he gave me the tomahawk and he said, did you get my gifts

for being on the show? Right, these gifts, two gifts, and the answer was no. However, he didn't lie. They arrived. Two envelopes. They arrived. Now, I'm not sure if it's the United States Postal Service issue that I'm getting them now, but I did get them.

And the first one that they came on different days, so he did send them separately. and the first one was a a riveting. He wrote a letter and he gave me a coupon, a gift certificate in the letter. Please find your gift enclosed

for my upcoming appearance on Friday, July 22nd on what's the lie? I hope you did receive the gift for my appearance on July 15th. Oh, this is the second one. The second one came first. What the heck is going on?

I need to be in charge of the United States. I'll tell you that right now. So anyway, and he did, he was on, he was a, you know, he won two, well, he won two in a row. And the third time, spoiler alert for Friday's podcast,

but he lost. So, there's no more gifts from him. But what is the tremendous gift certificate that he set me? It's a gift certificate for Jeffie, from Katz Alley.

That's his particular place of business. One free hour of Tomahawk throwing. Wow. That is awesome. It expires at the end of this year, too. So I just got to shoot up to Michigan. Right there is where I got to go if you love. I hold up my hand.

And I get one free hour of, it doesn't say I have to purchase anything else. So I can just get the one free hour and leave. Man, I hope the second envelope has got just a good coupon as that. This has got cards, so it's not a coupon. Let's see. Two cards. Cats Alley and Tomahawk Lanes.

One, two, three little cards here. We'll get to the letter. I don't really don't care about the letter. I want to see what the gift is. Enjoy one free game of bowling on your next visit. One, two, three. I get three games. Nice.

Let's read some. of the disclaimers on the bottom of these little cards, shall we? Enjoy one free game of bowling on your next visit to Katz Alley and Tomahawk Lantz. I don't know if you know this, but that's his place of business, so it really isn't giving up much. Shoe rental, not included. What? Right. Come on.

Always call ahead to confirm lane available. Yeah, I bet you that place is packed. Open play only. what is I can't bring in a whole league just take over the lanes uh not value yeah not valid towards league play yeah that's different we gotta charge you more money for that got it and the address so that's it so I still

do you think he would actually charge me for the shoes because I'd be pissed I would be pissed I'd walk out get my free hour of Tomahawk lane throwing and then walk over to bowl a quick three games and yeah give me a you know size 13 and you think he charged me for those

I'd be pissed oh I'd shut that place down man I'd go up to shut that place down please note I have enclosed three free game coupons yeah I saw these coupons are good nationwide at any

of our one convenient locations please call ahead to ensure lane availability yeah it says that on the card also note rental shoes are not included I know I already read it. He's doubling down on it so he would charge me. Oh, man, I am so glad he lost.

Brian Levy. I'm so glad you lost. Holy cow. You know, geez. But hey, if you have an opportunity, you're by Ravina, Michigan, because that's right there. Right there, if you look at the map of Michigan on my hand.

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Big news coming from the houses of the whole. Toidy Toity today. Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, MEDA CEO. He and the wife, Priscilla, sold their dump in San Francisco for $31 million. I guess they're even moving out of San Fran. It's the biggest deal this year in San Francisco so far.

You know, the former penthouses that belong to U.S. Secretary of State, George Shultz sold for $29 million in San Fran, but this beats the deal. No question about that. The buyer of the Zuckerberg San Francisco estate, according to the deed, is an LLC that is based in Delaware. Aren't they all? I mean, I figured it's where they all register themselves in a great state.

The home state of our president of the United States of America. of Robbins, by Delaware. So, good for them. It doesn't give a, doesn't give exactly what kind of dump this place is. But for 31 million in San Francisco, okay, whatever. I know originally it was listed.

Let's see, this is the 21st Street home. So, oh, I don't know, Facebook, the company is now based in the middle of the own. Originally listed at 7,200 square feet. That's it? Four bedroom property, but it's been renovated. So, okay.

All right. Oh, yeah, because they bought the place. This is, is this the one where they bought the place next door? Because the neighbors were pissed that he was, they were remodeling it. And all the security detail were parking on the streets, taking up all the parking spaces. The neighborhood was pissed. So anyway, they got rid of that place. They've still bought.

I think they own half the state of Hawaii now. There are several islands in Hawaii that just belong to Zuckerberg and Meta. And the wife, what's her name, Priscilla Chan? And the Priscilla Chan Foundation or whatever foundation is that spends all this money. And I see where Brad Pitt, emptying out a little bit of the checkbook for a place up in Carmel, 40 million. 40 million. The place looks awesome. It looks awesome. It's hanging over the bluffs in the Carmel Highlands, the sandstone Mediterranean Castle built a century ago by famed arts and craft architect Charles Green. When you think of arts and crafts architects, you think of Charles Green.

There's no doubt about that. It resembles the tinted gel in Cornwall and, England. Is that what it? Yeah, the Tentigal. Whatever it is. You know, it's... Go ahead. Amorphophalis. I don't think it's pronounced that way, but... Ammonth is Ogresses. That's what it is. Corsetton. That's what it is. Quercetin. I got it, okay?

So, it was recently owned by a Chicago financier, Joe Ritchie, who died earlier this year. So, you know, Bradson. moving into karma for 40 million. Okay, all right. Good for him. Congratulations.

I thought he was, I mean, I think he still owns the place in France that he's sharing with what's her face. They've been fighting over it because they both love it over there. Because he showed up when she was there. They were pissed. I mean, they almost had a cage match. Because I don't think he's supposed to do that.

But anyway, I don't know if that's actually in the rules or not. But we'll see. And then I want to know the difference between West Coast and East Coast, man. I mean, Brad's buying this Stone Hut in Carmel for $40 million. And Matt Damon just bought a place in Westchester County for his little rustic retreat for 8.5 million. Wow. Matt saved a little bit of cash by living on the East Coast, no doubt about that. It's

It's got a saltwater pool, a stream, a spring-fed pond, hiking trails, boardwalks, rope bridges, all 13 and a half acres. There's even a tree house. Oh, it's so nice. It's going to be a cute little retreat for the wife and him and the kids.

So sweet. Now, I guess he still has a place. Does he still have a place in California, though, too? I mean, of course he doesn't. I'm sure has a place in. California, right? You can't be a big-time actor, Matt Damon, and not have a joint in California.

What are you going to show up and rent Elton's place? No. Matt Damon? Not maybe. Yeah, maybe. Elton, I'm going to be in town for a couple of weeks. Move out. I don't stay in that house.

You can stay there, no problem. Oh, okay. Yeah, because Elton's got the place in Beverly Hills. He's got the big place of Beverly Hills, and then he's got that other dump in the gated community over there in L.A. where they shot the one video, and I think he goes there when he gets mad at hubby,

and the kids are driving him crazy. I'm out. And he drives over there. And I talked about it earlier. I see where Bezos bought him. I know his parents. I know his parents bought, not Jeff.

Bought the $34 million purchase there in Coral Gables. They bought side-by-side deal. They bought one house, and then that wasn't enough. they bought another place. That's great. It's wonderful. That would be nice to be able to, you know what?

That house there is too close. That's either going to be the guest house or we're going to knock it down, but I'm going to buy that too. Oh, okay. And I talked about him buying. He spent more money into the real estate company that's buying all the single family homes for rent. So he's investing in all of that.

So good times. Good times. And everyone has been sending me this story. at Chewing the Fat Up to Blaze.com. I got it, okay? Now, to me, it's more houses of the hoity-to-to-y story than anything. Jolaine Maxwell is moving to, and I love the headline, the swanky Florida prison.

She's moving up. She's shipping her off to Florida. She's going to the sprawling, low-security Tallahassee Federal Correctional institution. So it's beautiful. The facility features a Tony Brick entrance with white pillars and lush green sports fields. Where are other famous criminals like Russian spy Maria Butina and Jihad Jane. Ha ha ha.

Serve their sentences. The transfer first reported by the Daily Mail after the Federal Board of Prisons published the information. I guess the judge wasn't too happy about this. the judge wanted her to go to some other to an actual prison I mean it's still prison right still prison

I mean she's been treated like crap for quite a while living in what is that that dump in Manhattan the Amorph a phallus No stop it it's the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn

That place is Holy cow They've been treating her like crap the whole time They've been treating a prisoner like... Yes, they have. They really have. And so, yeah, the judge wanted her to go to Danbury.

That's where Orange is the New Black is supposed to be based at. And no. We're going to send her down to Tallahassee. So she's living large now. Okay, spent a little bit of time. He might as well be in Florida. If you're going to retire and die, you might as well move to Florida. It's hockey season.

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That was a TV show a thousand years ago, had died. And I saw the alert come through and I was like, I'll just do it tomorrow. you know, I mean, who died today? Yeah, I can do it tomorrow. And so then later on, I get the alert saying, no, Tony Dow, that was wrong. Tony is still alive. So apparently, there's a little false information coming out.

Now, the thing is, Tony is in the middle of being cared for by hospice. and he is on well he's on his last leg sad to say yes and apparently his team

his management team released the statement saying yeah he's dead he's gone we lost him we lost him yeah when I left he was dead and the family is like no he's

he's still alive the thing is still beeping he's fine and they're like look here's Tony now see he's still alive now he could go at any time

he could go at any time okay we got it he's still alive oh no nobody's shooting Tony no no no no no but I guess he's been you know pretty sick for a while and he is honest I mean he could go at any

really. It's sad. But it makes it even sadder that, you know, his management team is like, you know, we're just going to announce that he's dead. All right. I'm not going to wait around anymore. I'm going to tell you know, it's the middle of the week. Let's get the news out. That's nobody really knows who he is anyway.

So, you know, let's get it out there. If we do it early and then we retract it because he's still alive, we'll make people aware of who he is. It'll be bigger news when he does. kick that's what you pay the management team for right there so if you saw the headline and walked away and he said oh no Tony Dowstead and you and you walked away and you didn't look at the other alerts coming across no he is not dead yet I'll let you know you know when that when that actually happens.

We have a, we do have who died today, though, a third body. A third body found in the muck of Lake Mead. All right, they're coming up. They're coming up all over the place, man. It's the lowest levels in 84 years.

I mean, Lake, that place is almost Deadpool, man. When Lake Mead goes, you can quote me on that. So they just found a torso. and so they don't know who it is or what's going on. It's just following up torsos. What is that? Is that a rock?

No, that's a torso. Oh, okay. Well, pull it up here. We'll see what's happening. We know who it is. No, we'll try to figure it out. Don't worry about it. Now, they talked about how they found, you know,

they found a couple other bodies. The one in the can and the oil drum. and then they found the other body that they believe is this guy that fell out of the boat I don't know, 50 years ago or whatever, he was out there and they never found him. And then they also talked about finding this landing vehicle

which I don't know that I've actually seen a picture of what the vehicle was that they found. I don't know if it's a space vehicle that crashed into Lake Mead or what was happening. So we've got three bodies in here. Anyway, so far. And a bunch of sunken boats.

But one of the things is a World War II landing craft. So, okay. No problem. So we're pulling bodies out. One's a mobster. One's a TV guy that was kind of a mobster that they know who it was. We don't know who this torso belonged to. And we've got some boats and some landing craft vehicles from World War II coming up.

So, man, do they need some rain? We got to cover up those dead bodies and torsos. We need some rain. Bad. Then I see a story about Hank Williams Jr.'s wife. Remember, she died a little while ago, but they never gave a cause of death. And so now we know what killed her.

Okay, she died back in March. And she died after undergoing fat removal procedure on her back, arms and stomach. so the death was accidental don't look at me death was accidental according to the palm beach county medical examiner she lived in nashville traveled to jupiter for a little a little fat back removal she was released from the facility on mars 21st taken to a recovery facility remember we talked about how the houses that they set up for those recovery facilities i'm sure that Mary Jane was in a better

recovery facility than, you know, the unwashed masses go to. I don't know that, though. So they sent her to a recovery facility. And then she became unresponsive while sitting upright in bed. Well, yeah, I mean,

what is she laying down on her back? I don't think so. She had fat back removal. Hello? And she was, rest of the hospital and that's where they pronounced her dead. So, I mean, I guess it was an accident, but

you know, wasn't her? She was a former model and stuff, right? So might have been her when her, you know, vainness, you know, going, getting rid of the fat back. Or was it Hank saying, uh, I love you, Mary Jane, but that's got to go.

Uh, so I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if Hank was like I love you but Yeah, that's gotta go Okay You do whatever you gotta do But that fat on the back

And arms and stomach has got to I don't know Probably not Probably her That wanted to look better for him I'm sure that's what it was Right So you know my stance on

Humans over animals. Humans are number one. We walk the earth. We rule. That's the way it is. I mean, I believe that. And any time that an animal gets, you know, a little uppity, you got to put them down. Right.

I mean, you have to. So I see two stories that, you know, off the top, I'm thinking, holy cow. I mean, these animals are starting to get out of control. There's the monkey attacking this girl at a zoo. There's a jaguar biting a kid at a zoo. and they're both, they're not in this country. No one, you know this show chewing the fat. No one supports zoos more than this show and me.

But, so this was, there was a, one zoo was in Mexico and one zoo was in South America. And so the monkey pulling on the girl's hair was in South America and the Jaguar Zoo was in monkey. It was in Mexico. But when you look at it, I'm kind of on the animal side this time. All right. So you watch the video and the girl is banging on this cage where the spider monkeys are. And the spider monkey just comes up and it'll shut up and grabs her hair, reaches through the fence and grabs her hair and he's not letting go.

She's trying to get away, screaming, and they're finally, finally pull her away. Then she crawls back again close to the fence, close to where the cage of the monkeys. We're at another monkey and grabs her hair again. And pulls her in, take that. Maybe stop banging on my cage. A little brat. And so then this 14-year-old boy in Mexico gets bit by a Jaguar. And you think, okay, you know, Jaguar, yeah.

I hate to have to put you down, but if you're biting humans. But then apparently the kid jumped over the fence to get a picture. I don't know if the parents said jump over. I'll get a better picture. I mean, maybe dad doesn't love him. Maybe dad says, hey, Juan Carlo, hop over the fence. Let me get a picture of you. Close to the Jaguar.

Oh, okay, Dad. And then Dad's hoping the Jaguar takes him out. I don't know. I don't know this. But once the kid was in there, then, no. What are you doing? Then he just bites the kid on the left foot and the leg, you know. the kid's still alive.

Jaguar was just reminding him probably shouldn't be in here. You ought to go ahead and leave now because otherwise I'm going to rip you apart. Okay? I'm going to do what your dad wants me to do. Let you off the hook right now.

So go ahead and get out of here, okay? So it shows you see the Jag just gnawed on the sneaker that he took off the kid? And it's like, okay. I mean, I'm here. I'm here if you need to get rid of Juan Carlo

send him back over because I'm here waiting for you, okay? Then I see, and I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, but really, anyway, I see where a whale breaches, but then, you know, splashes down on a boat. Oh, man, I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often. And then I see the video of it, and there's just like boats everywhere. And so again, I want to be humans first. I get it.

And, you know, if the whale is, you know, the whale has decided that he's going to breach and start smashing into ships, we're going to have to put him down. This is the way it is. But this is not the case. Maybe, maybe we spread out a little bit. Give the whales a little bit of room.

They take up a little bit of room. The whales, you know, they're a little. They do take up a little bit of room. So, you know, maybe you give them a wide berth. Instead of having, you know, all these boats out there in this bay, waiting for the whale debris. The whale's probably like, okay, I'm going to breach, and I hope you're not in the way.

And the next thing you know, you hear. Oh, okay. Yeah, get out of the way, okay? I'm breaching here. You know what they say about breaching? You know what they say.