Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 924 | Don’t Goo Me Bro…

Episode Date: July 29, 2022

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So I see a story. And I'm thinking, you know, I might participate in that. So fans of the restaurant Subway, of which, you know, you can't, I see a subway I want to pull in. But Subway has a new promotion. And they're saying that, hey, on Wednesday in Los Angeles, in Los Angeles, Vegas, the first person to receive a 12-inch by 12-inch logo of the new Subway Series promotion on their sternum or their back will be awarded free sandwiches for life. Given as $50,000 worth of gift cards every year.

$50,000 a year worth of Subway sandwiches. and goods? I mean, that's worth a tattoo. Is it? Yes, that's what I said. So they also are giving away a, if you get a three by three tattoo imprinted on your shoulder blade, your forearm, or calf, you get you free sandwiches for a year, which is worth about $4,380 worth of cards.

Plus, you get a two by two. logo tattoo. You get free sandwiches for a month, about a $372 gift card. And so, all right, it's going to be done by the two-time inkmaster,

the two-time inkmaster champion, DJ Tombe. T-A-M-B-E. No, don't. Amorph a Falis. Now you say a stupid name. Anyway, or a member of his

team. So he might not even be the one to do it. It's so important to him to be able to do the subway series tattoo that he or, you know, one of his team members are going to do it, no problem. And it's going to happen between 11 a.m. and 5 p.m. at Bad Apple Tattoo. So I'm thinking, okay, well, it's coming up on Wednesday. Nope. It already happened. We missed it. I am so bummed. I may just get a subway tattoo just to, you know, show I could do it. So congratulations to James Coons, K-U-N-Z, who went to Las Vegas from Colorado, stood in line for three days and got his first tattoo. So he gets Subway for life.

In all eight people received three by three tattoos, winning free subs for a year. And Coons is the Grand Prize. He gets, well, he gets sandwiches for life. Okay, so the original story, this says $50,000 worth of gift cards. And then you're done. So you get the tattoo and you get $50,000 worth

of coupons. This story, hold on, where is the original story? The original story says given as $50,000 worth of gift cards every year. Okay, so which is it?

Because a one-time hit of 50 grand isn't worth the 12 by 12. 50 grand a year for life? I mean, depending on how long you're going to live, you know, it's worth it.

worth the 12 by 12. We missed it anyway. So, congratulations to James. And when's the last time you had a subway sandwich? That should be their new ad campaign. When's the last time you had a subway sandwich? I just fade to black.

Welcome! Welcome to Chewing the Fat. Okay, I just wondered when my dinosaur is going to arrive here at Mercury Studios. I will have to give up my life, the lifetime subscription to Blaze TV. The Gagorasaurus was auctioned off yesterday for $6.1 million plus fees. It 22 feet, I want it.

And you bought it for me for 6.1 million plus fees. Thank you so much. I know it says in the story that they didn't disclose the name of the seller or the buyer. I will let you know when it arrives here at Mercury Studios with my name on it. Dear Jeff, here's Gagorasaurus, just for you. 10 feet high, 22 feet long, all the bones. I'll put them together and will be awesome. It will be awesome.

So thank you to whoever purchased it for me. I appreciate it. And when it arrives with the return address, I will then send your lifetime subscription to Blaze TV. Just wanted to say thank you. Won't be a problem for me because, you know, we've got the mega millions drawing tonight, $1.1 billion, $648.2 cash payout.

I know everybody's making the big deal about, Why don't take the cash payout? You need the payments. No. You don't know how long that money's going to last. It's sitting in the bank. It's sitting in their bank account. Now, I'll take it.

Just give me the cash payout. I know it's not actually a billion dollars, but it's close enough. I'll take the $648.2 million in my cash payout. Tonight is the drawing. And if I happen to, let's say, you know, for instance, I don't. win the mega. Okay. I'll take a shot at the Powerball Saturday

at $170 million. That's about $100 million cash payout. I mean, it's not $600 and some million cash payout, but I'm not, what are you going to do, say no. I mean, it just would be

impolite. And that's, I am not that for this. And I see where New York city and San Francisco have declared public health emergencies due to imminent threat of a monkey box. So there you go.

I mean, we have 21,148 total confirmed cases in the world. 344 in countries that have historically. reported monkeypox and 71 in countries that have historically not reported monkey pox. In the United States, we told you yesterday, we're number one. We're number one. We're number one. Yeah, baby. The United States of America, well, we now have, as of this recording, according to the CDC, 4,9707, cases of monkey pox. Right. I mean, and you start coughing like that,

then you're getting pox goo over everything. And don't nobody want that pox goo over everything. So the biggest states are, of course, what do we say? New York has almost 1,300. Wow, 1,247 cases of the pox in NYC. And then number two's got to be California. Yeah, $7.99.

And then you're looking at Florida, Illinois, with $396. Florida has $3.46. Florida's in fourth place. Come on, Florida. You can do better than that. A lot better than that. D.C. has 214. Oh, Georgia has $3.30.

Georgia's got the getting the Florida bleed over. They're coming down. The pox is coming down to Florida through Georgia. and is not making it. They're not making it all the way to Florida. They have to drop over from Pox goo in Georgia. So Georgia's got 330. Well, Florida, you could do better.

Come on. I'm a little disappointed. And Texas, the great state of Texas, has 315 cases of reported monkey pox. Wow. I mean, while it sounds like it's actually going to be bad, I don't know that it's going to be that. bad. I mean, we have a vaccine and if we can pump

out the vaccines, then maybe you can you know, get the vaccine and be okay. And like I said yesterday, I'm not sure what the campaign should be to come up with a good campaign, but how about if you have the pox?

You don't rub your goo on other people until you're healed up from the pox goo. Is that a lot to ask? I mean, apparently so. I told you that one story about the guy that was whining

about not being able to get access to the vaccine. And then, you know, while I'm here, test me for STDs too. Oh, yeah, you got that gonorrhea too. Yeah, darn the luck. And I knew about the pox. Remember, he said in the story, yeah, I knew about the pox and everything. But what are you going to do?

Not go to the pride event and have sex with multiple partners? Obviously, his answer is no. and now he's suffering from monkey box. So, I mean, and that's because people who had the pox goo at the pride events didn't control themselves. So how about if you have the pox goo, you don't rub yourself on other people? It's just a thought. I mean, I'm not the CDC.

I'm not the World Health Organization. I'm just trying to think of a good ad, you know, campaign for, people to not rub the pox goo on other people. I don't care if it's men having sex with men, women having sex with women, men having sex with women, men having sex with women. I don't care, it doesn't matter. Don't rub your goo on other people. That's probably a good rule of thumb, no matter what kind of pox you have. Don't rub your goo.

I know it's crazy. I know. I'm insane right now. I'm just, I'm trying to think outside the box because if I was inside the box. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, man.

And speaking of cold to drink, I'll just wait for the music to play. Okay, there. Thank you. I was just waiting for that. I see where Sprite is now going to be in a clear container. They're taking away the green bottle. Has this even America anymore?

Come on. Now, I'm sure that it will taste the very same. I don't know that the green bottle actually had anything to do with the flavor of Sprite. However, it does have that mindset, right? It's the green bottle, that's Sprite. And now it's clear. It's almost like you're getting Sprite. zero or something.

Wait, maybe that's the plan. Anyway, I should have put it under who died today. Rest in peace, green bottle of Sprite. We lost them. Dead. Goodbye. Have a nice day. I mean, unfortunately, we still have Sprite.

We just lost the green bottle. Congratulations are in order as well to Tom Hardy. Tom was voted the hardest actor to understand by Americans. Congratulations, Tom. Congratulations. Now, that's a pretty good vote. I mean, he's one of the tough ones. He's been voted.

It was a survey by PEPLE. He found that U.S. viewers have a harder time following along with the British actors' dialogue than any other star. And, you know, I mean, if you watch Peaky Blinders, that's a tough. tough one to get through man. I like peeky blinders, but it's a tough one to get through. Now, he appears in that show as Elfie Salomon's. You know, I, I've tried to get in, every time I turn around, I try to get into peeky blinders and it catches me for a couple of episodes, and then I've had enough. I'm just like, all right, I'm going to move on. Then I want to go back to it, because I love the characters, and I love the thing, and I just, eh, I watch a couple,

and I moved on. It never grabs me enough to just binge it, binge it right through it. And I'm not sure why that is. I mean, I don't dislike it. It just doesn't grab onto me. But I do remember Tom Hardy and Taboo. What a great series. I wanted more than one season of Taboo. And that should have won him an award for Hardest to understand in that show too, man. Holy cow. That was bad. And then, of course, you know, his Bane and Batman with the Mass. There were some, that's a moment that's a moment's for Tom but when you

and then there's others on the list as well but this is a clip of Tom during a scene in peeky blinders I would say this is probably a pretty good scene actually for Tom nice little place you got here

Thomas or is it a full closure of a gambling debt from some poor young lord who you pump full of opium in one of your casino Was that just tittle tattel? Awesome.

I mean, I got all that. I got all that. Yes, he's talking to, he's talking to Hardy, the mobster, the gangster, the head guy of peeky blinders. And he's saying, hey, nice little place you got here. All right, nice little place you got here. Did you get it with the money you made from pumping all the hookers with opium and selling drugs in your joint or, you know, little tittle tattle?

I get that. Now, the other's on the list. That's not bad. That's not, I should. I mean, there's other scenes, man, where you're like, you either have to stop and rewind and go back or you just move on with your life and just go, yeah, we'll explain it later on. Now, the others on the list, because I'm thinking, I mean, when is the last time they've seen Ozzy Osbourne? That was the first thing in my head was like Tom beat out Ozzy Osbourne.

And I look at the on the list of others on the list. Sophia Vergaara. Yeah. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnie's not bad. He's gotten better. He's all right. Johnny Depp?

You know, Depp's, I don't know. I mean, that's character driven for Depp, right? I mean, so Jackie Chan. You know, okay. I mean, there's subtitles. Get over it. And then Ozzy made the list. Now, Ozzy should be up there.

Ozzy should be way. I mean, Ozzy, I think. I would put Ozzy in front of Tom Hardy, to be honest with you. And I saw, and then after this, after I see this list, I see footage of Ozzy at Comic Con. Right? So there was, I mean, they had the huge Comic Con weekend, last weekend or the weekend before the whole week there of San Diego Comic Con.

Because we got a lot of dead news out of Comic Con. We got the date of the final eight starting for Walking Dead. We found out that Rick and Michone are going to do a series on AMC Plus. They officially announced that the movies were going to be scrapped, which was predicted on Talking Walking Dead, hosted by Jeff Fischer, Jason Butchrell, and Maximus Fischer. And so, I mean, I saw that coming a mile away. But apparently, Ozzy Osbourne was there,

made his international debut at the San Diego Comic Con. at the convention center. And Ozzie really should have, with this clip alone, this should have made him number one on this list. Well, I've heard so much about it. I'm so involved with that beating bones, you know what? I'm attached to him, but I never knew. I would have to say, and we go out and look.

She's, yeah, so here I am. Okay, so we got, I mean, I got some of it. of that we're going to have to stop and start that for just a second okay so we've heard so much about it all right let's hear the beginning okay i've heard so much about it okay i've heard so much about it i'm so involved i've been involved i'm attached to it but i'm attached to it but So here he said, I said, can we go and have a look? She's, yeah, so here I am. So here he is.

That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, the Sands Hotel proudly presents the star of our show, direct from the bar. I've heard so much about it. I'm so involved with that beating bowl, you know what I'm attached to him, but I never knew. I just shut out and mention it to me. I said, can we go and have a look? She's yeah

So you're on Now here I am There you go I never I'm so attached to it I never knew I don't know I just

Ozzy should have been number one Is it's all I'm saying He was robbed by Tom Hardy Because of that But you know Ozzy's been sick He's been struggling Bless his heart

He's out there at Comic Con Sign in pictures Everybody's loving him What's her face was there The wife was there Everybody was saying hi to her He's there Sign him pictures

He was babbling on and on, sounding like Joe Biden. It was awesome. So it's good to see Ozzy out and about. And I see, speaking of superstars, Ben Affleck, married to J-Lo now, always swore that he did not want to return as Batman anymore. after he had his appearance in the Flash, which was scheduled to release next year,

he said, yeah, I don't want to return. I don't want to be Batman anymore. Oh, you know what, except for that whole Aquaman with Jason Momoa coming up in the future. I'll be Batman and Aquaman again. You know what, I'll be Batman again. So apparently that knew the cost of the $65 million house and that big old diamond ring

and all the kids and family moving in once he married J-Lo. Matt's decided, or Ben's decided, you know, how much are they paying me to be Batman in this Aquaman movie? Yeah, I can do that. Yeah, I could do that. J-Lo, honey, I'm going to be off filming for a little while. Talk to you later, babe.

And I'm telling you, it's coming. My prediction will be true. It might not be this early. This is kind of, this is still early in a love affair, But there will be, there will be a shot of Ben with the trailer door open and some hot little flusie behind him. He's going to have a cigarette butt in his mouth and a drink in his hand. That's going to be on every tabloid across America, every website, every tabloid, Ben and this little flusie.

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I know, when you think of pink diamonds, you think of, well, either J-Lo or Angola, one or the other. 170-carat diamond named the Lolo Road. Maybe that's why Ben needs to go back to work and be Batman. He's got to have to buy this because he bought J-Lo the pink diamond for the engagement ring. Lulu Rose spits on J-Lo's pink diamond ring now. Nothing.

It was discovered in a riverbed by the Lulu-Olive-Ail diamond mine, owned by Lucapa. diamond company. Pink diamonds are considered rare. Oh yeah, no kidding. Only one in 10,000 diamonds is colored pink. So you're certainly looking at a very rare article when you find a very large pink diamond. So the company is searching for the main source of the diamonds. I bet. Let's see. They also have a clear diamond that's over 400. carots. Wow.

This is the fifth largest diamond discovered by the company. Holy cow. So, this will be on J-Lo's hand very soon. After this Batman paycheck comes through, Ben will be flying over to Angola. I need to buy that diamond immediately.

My wife said that's what she wants. And what J-Lo wants, J-Lo gets. That's my Ben Affleck is Batman. I see where Instagram is walking back some of the changes that it made. So goodbye to the full screen feed, at least now in some of those recommendations. They're going to make the changes to the product this week because of mounting criticism. A test version of the app that opened full screen photos and videos will be phased out over the next one or two weeks. And Instagram will also reduce the number of recommended posts.

in the app as it works to improve its algorithms. Really what that should say is as it works to get closer to TikTok. Man, do they all want to be TikTok? But they're not. That belongs to China. Okay? So back off. I saw the headline, and I saw another stupid headline about TikTok.

We've talked about it on the show. I've given you the rundown of what TikTok does and how bad it is and what they track on their own. app and then there's a story about an insider, a former TikTok employee, talked about how they had to promote pro China stories on TikTok.

You think so? No, stop it. Of course. I mean, they're doing that. I'm probably doing that on Instagram and Facebook. I'm sorry, meta as well. Ugh. So now we have

and then Instagram. Holy cow. All right. So this is how terrible social media. is, okay? By the way, you can follow me at Jeffrey JFR on Twitter. Jeff Fisher Radio

on Instagram and Facebook. Okay? Yeah, okay, good. Hey, cameos up and running too. And I've got a, I know I've got some new cameo requests. I'll be doing those a little bit later today. Have no fear.

You'll get your little thing, okay? That's happening. Still, I haven't got a really good, mean one yet. I guess nobody wants to be mean. But I'm willing. I'm willing to tell someone to get bent just for you. At Jeffrey JFR on Cameo, by the way.

Ha ha ha ha. You can follow me on those. I don't know. Anyway, apparently two families are suing META now for exposing their daughters to harmful images that drove them to anorexia. Now, personally, I've beaten anorexia. And, you know, it's tough to beat.

It's a tough battle, but I did it. Look, crap, look. Exactly. And, you know, I've worked through it. Both girls dropped dozens of pounds within months of using the app, and both were hospitalized. Is that Meta's fault? No.

No. All right, it is. All right. The lawsuits are a first in a wave against the social media giant that blame bosses for harming young women. What? Last year, bombshell papers revealed the company knows just how addictive its app is. It has not yet changed it, despite mounting evidence and antidotes of how it is destroying young lives. No lawsuits have yet been settled in the U.S.

the two most recent are among the 12 files in June. Meta declined to comment. No kidding. Instagram and Facebook. Has it harmed your children? Has it harmed your children? Cannon, tonight's episode. Social media harming.

Let's just, come on now. I will say that L.A. just opened up a new bridge, $600 million bridge. Beautiful. I mean, it is actually. It's a beautiful bridge. And it'll look great.

Crumbled to the ground after an earthquake. But it's beautiful right now. And they had to close it four times in five days because people making TikTok videos. Now there was, you know, apparently other illegal activity going on on the bridge. People were trying to do illegal stunts.

illegal stunts I like all that you can be using the public bridge for public stuff and they were making they recently so they had drag races graffiti dangerous social media stunts so people weren't just taking hi look at me on the new bridge I'm going to go ahead and jump from this car to that car off the bridge Watch. Okay. I'm watching. Let's see it.

Oh. Shouldn't have jumped. You jump too soon. Oh. Oh, that one hurt. I mean, I get hooked in all the time on those click-bake videos of stunts gone wrong. You know, and you, I mean, guys will have their motorbike and they're going to climb up a rock or something, and they gun it wrong

and the front tire hits the rock and so does their face. Ouch. You aren't lying, ouch, man. That's one of my favorites. I just saw a new one of the new crash video. This kids trying to climb his bike up a rock. It didn't work out well.

A rock on a face, do not mix. So is social media ruining our children, your children, Yes. Be sure to follow me on social media accounts though at Jeffrey JFR, Jeff Fisher Radio. Follow me at Chewing the Fat, Jeff Fisher on YouTube. And if you're listening to this show right now and you're not a subscriber,

what are you doing with your life? Subscribe. You're just freeloat. You're just borrowing somebody else's phone or tablet, and you're listening to the show. And thank you for that. I appreciate it, but, you know, you should become a subscriber and listen on your own device.

Yeah. Okay. Everybody likes free stuff. Nobody likes a freeloader. Let's get to some headlines that you probably need to know. According to this, nurse burnout has reached a record high. 64% of nurses said they're looking to leave the health care sector. This is what a new survey found.

I don't know if I, you know, I think that if you ask a nurse, Hey, are you burned out and want to leave? Yes. Will they? No. Most nurses, they're doing it because they believe that they're calling. That's what they want to do. Now, they travel and move around so that because they want to make money just like everyone else.

And whoever pays the most, that's where they're going. But they're always going to be a nurse. I mean, are they always going to be burned out and say they're going to leave? yeah, are they going to? No. I just feel that. I mean, my first wife was a nurse. Wife,

wife won. Wife one was a nurse. And she was, she was that way. She's never gonna leave being a nurse. In fact, when she was, at one point she was, uh,

the, she took over the nurses, she director of nursing. Like she was in charge of the nurses, like the charge nurse and the boss of the nurses on the floor. But at one point, they, she became director.

of nursing, which is, you know, big boss bitch. Yeah. And she ended up leaving that because she wasn't nursing anymore. She was just, you know, administrative, overseeing everything. And while that was, you know, fine and she liked fighting for the nurses and that kind of thing, but it wasn't being a nurse. It wasn't nursing anymore. And so even though there was, that didn't matter.

So I went ahead and got a second job. So the day before yesterday, Spirit Airlines said, hey, Frontier, stick it up your rear. Okay? Your merger proposal, up yours. we're not going to merge with you, okay? We're going to pursue our JetBlue deal. Then the next day, and my answer for the way, are you? Because it sounded like the next day you had already pursued that deal.

And it was already a done deal. Because they announced that it's coupling with JetBlue the next day for $3.8 billion. I guess I would merger with, you know what? I'm going to go out on a limb here. It's just me. I'll merge with anybody or anything for $3.8 billion. I know. How you doing?

Oh, yeah. $3.8 billion. You are so unbelievably hot. I'm telling you, I know, I know. There's not, 3.8 billion? Come on. now. What would you do for 3.8 billion?

Nothing. I don't know. Honestly, I don't know that there is, you know, it probably is something. I mean, yeah, I can think of one thing. I don't want to say it out loud. Like, hurting your family. Hirting

someone in your family for 3.8 billion. When you're kids or something. You don't want to, you know, although 3.8 billion eases a lot of pain. Oh, it doesn't ease that much pain. Shut up.

I wouldn't do it and tell you about it. The announcement, anyway, with Spirit and JetBlue. Congratulations. So Spirit is now... I mean, I flew Spirit once. And I will say the pilot of Spirit Airlines was awesome.

The guy, yeah, he was. I mean, he was awesome because we flew Spirit. My oldest son and I flew from Detroit to DFW on Spirit. And, you know, you're squeezed in. Let's go, let's go. Let's get to the DFW fast, okay? Okay, because as soon as you let up on the seatbelt, man, boom, you're back out again

and that's when we were landed we were landing here in D of W and as we're coming down and storming and raining and we get close to the runway and it's lightning and the plane starts wobbling and blowing and he just pulls us up out of there and he goes we're going to go ahead and swing this thing

back around land on the other side of the airport a little wind tissue a little crosswind on the old tarmac and thank you I appreciate it. Up we went, around we went, down we came perfectly. It was a great land.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Because who knows? Somebody from one of those other airlines may try to land and crash. You don't know? I just know the guy from or the woman and I was a guy. At least that's a guy, it was a man's voice

who spoke to us after. I'm sure that you know, the female pilot said, oh, you tell them. All right, we're going to turn this thing around a little bit, swing around. But, I mean, that was awesome. That's the only time I flew spirit. I don't think I flew spirit any other time.

And she's what a fine airline. A lot of a fair line. It cost us like, I don't know, $10. To fly from Detroit to DFW on Spirit. I guarantee you after this deal it's going to cost you more than $10 on Spirit. I don't know that they're going to be the, you know, spirit cheapos anymore, although how much are you going to get, how much difference are you going to get from spirit rather than,

I mean, it's still going to be the same skinny seats. You're still going to have that issue. Anyway, congratulations to Spirit and your new deal. I can't wait until you're flying people around the country as the new spirit. Yay. Everybody's all happy with Southwest Airlines yesterday. They said that their flight credits are no longer going to expire. Boy, the other airlines have got to be so pissed at Southwest right now.

What are you doing? Yeah. You get out of those flight credits and future credits. We're not going to put any expiration date on. These are just the many time you want, whenever you want. Oh. How about you? United, Delta.

Those expiration dates, they still good for you? Yeah, this is expired and you're not using this coupon. Have a nice day, sir. Click. I mean, that's what's happening. Go fly with Southwest then. That's what they're going to end up telling you. How come Southwest does it?

I don't know. Why don't you go ask them? Click. That's what's going to happen. Pretty soon they'll all do it. You know what they? Well, we'll extend the expiration dates on everything. a year.

That's what they'll do. They'll make a big deal out of extending the expiration dates for a year. And then you'll be fine. Okay, so, you know, we've got a water shortage here. There's a place here in DFW in the greater DFW area

telling people to watch out their water levels are low. I mean, we need some rain, bro. I know that, you know, there's cities across America that are flooding. Okay, well, put some of that water in one of your tankers and bring her down. Isn't that the way it works?

No, that's not the way it works? All right, well, you know, whatever, I thought it was worth a shot. But I see where, I mean, at least I should take it out to Lake Mead. Put it in tankers and ship it out there. But those people have a little bit of it because we're close to Deadpool out there.

And I mean, if we're Deadpool at cities here, and Texas is closed. All right, sorry, we're closed. Love to be open. still, but we are not. But astronomers have discovered the largest body of water

known as a reservoir of water floating in space around an ancient distant quasar. It holds 140 trillion times the mass of water in the earth's oceans.

How about we work screw going to Mars we still get the moon. The moon is ours, the United States of America. The moon belongs to us. We use that as a launching point. I'm with you there. Let Elon set it up.

But instead of going to Mars, we go after this. We go after the quasar. The water cloud is found to be in the central regions of a faraway quasar. And it's only 12 billion light years away. A little bit farther than the... The, uh,

then we're used to traveling. Let's figure out a way. We've got to get there and start bringing it back. I don't know that we can build a pipeline from the quasar all the way to the earth. I don't know. But, uh,

maybe we do something. That could be our unobtainium. That's right. I used a dinkleberry reference. yeah avatar that's what I said the movie dangleberries

the blue people onumtanium that's what they were after so maybe water is our onobtanium at this quasar now someone whispered in my ear well that's

uh that's in the Marvel universe no it's not I don't know what universe you're in but it's Avatar universe that oneptanium is in okay

so let's get to it and you know we always hear. I was joking around about the moon being ours, but they've had a big fight now because Russia is pulling out of the ISS. We talked about that, and then the next couple years they're pulling out of the ISS because they

want to build their own space station, because China is building their own space station, and China is now saying they want to go to the moon and they want to start, you know, sectioning off the moon as theirs. Well, first of all, the moon is ours. Period. We've been there. It's ours.

And everybody talks about the treaty We have a treaty that belongs to the world. That was never ratified by the United Nations, by the way. The other smaller little Dingleberry nations that have rocket ships, oh wait, they don't have rocket ships. Because the countries that have rocket ships, you know, like Russia, China, the United States, India, they never ratified that moon treaty from the United Nations. We didn't sign on to that.

So the moon is ours, period. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Well, it's Friday, and that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the lie? What's the lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from our count of one, two, three, four headlines.

One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get, what's the lie. Welcome to our very, very special contestant today. We searched over around the world and we, Corby. Corby, welcome to What's the Lie? Thanks, Jeffrey. I'm so excited to be back yet again. No, wait. Unless you're a returning champion.

I don't know what you're talking about. All righty. You ready to play What's the Lie? I guess. Four headlines. One is not real. And honestly, I want to remind you to calm yourself down a little bit. I don't want you to get overheated in your excitement for what's the line. Sorry, I'll try to contain myself. Headline number one.

A high-profile pastor robbed during a live stream service. Headline number two. Martha Stewart says six of her pet peacocks were eaten by coyotes. Number three, 16-year-old influencer will co-direct the next Avengers movie. Headline number four. Existence of Loch Ness Months. plausible after fossil discovery. Those are the four headlines.

One of them is a lie. A high-profile pastor robbed during a live stream service. Martha Stewart says six of her pet peacocks were eaten by coyotes. 16-year-old influencer will co-direct the next Avengers movie. Existence of Loch Ness Monster plausible after fossil discovery. Those are the four headlines today. Corby! as the

first time contestant here on What's the Lie? Which one is the lie? I guess actually it should What's the lie? Let's go with Martha Stewart. Do not listen to this show?

I've talked about that story two days in a row on this show. You know what? I don't need this from you, okay? Two days in a row. I've talked about it. this story on this very show. Look, let's just get to the part where you tell me what I've won, okay?

Well, first of all, if you had won, that's when you win a prize. You obviously did not win and you don't listen to the show. So you've won a brand new, big fat nothing. Yeah.

Thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lies? A subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording. CTF, WTL, M-M-X-X-I-I. You know.

No, seriously. I don't need this. You could find somebody else to be your game show monkey. Oh, that's what you are? My game show monkey? Not anymore. All right. I know.

I know. I hate, listen, I don't want to, you know, I'm going to let people, you know, behind the curtain just a little bit here on chewing the fat. I had to fire Corby. It's fair, really. I wouldn't, I don't blame you. I had to kick him to the curb for not listening to the show.

Because I've talked about the Martha Stewart thing for two days in a row, and that's the one you pick? Holy cow. I mean, I almost talked about the high-profile pastor, Rob, during the live stream service. I have the link. I almost talked about that. So you should probably, you know, psychically know that. Which one was it? And I almost talked about the existence.

of the lock nest monster plausible by fossil discovery. Was it the influencer? Yeah, co-directed Avengers movie. And I mean, but the thing is in today's world, you can believe that to be actual happening because that's what they want. Yeah. I mean, that's what they're looking for all the time.

I know. So, all right, you know. Plus, those movies are directed so well, I would expect a 16-year-old to be doing it. Right. Wait. Wait. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content.

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