Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 929 | You’re Not Gonna Believe Me…

Episode Date: August 5, 2022

Narcan for everyone… Root Beer Float Day celebration… Alex out some cash / more coming… The Pox still makin goo… Instagram NFT’s Beyond In the crapper… Who Died Today: Update on Re...p. Walorski / Takata Air Bag killings / Days of Our Lives… Jennifer Coolidge Getting Bidness… Questions to get to know someone… Diversity – Inclusion – Equity Subscribe to the YouTube Channel… Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy / Promo code jeffy… Email Chewingthefat@theblaze.com Game Show: What’s The Lie?... Contestant Darian Clark  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:42 San Diego County They're planning on installing 12 vending machines that will offer free NARCAN As opioid deaths have risen throughout the region Narcan Of course works by blocking
Starting point is 00:00:57 opioid receptors from being activated to the nervous system. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Once administered, the medication can last up to 90 minutes before the opioids can again reach their receptors. So it's a, I mean, it's a proven lifesaver. No doubt about that if you overdose on opioids. So they're going to put them all over San Diego County.
Starting point is 00:01:22 Now they don't know where they're going to put them. We want to have them out there, you know, by the end of this year. But we, poof, man. still weighing the waying where to place them we don't know where we're going to put them but we want them out there we want them to be available for anyone 18 or older who completes a training course wait so now i can't just take them out of the vending machine and save somebody's life well you can if you've taken the training course it's a little as a work on a retina scan to get the narcan out i mean a person's in an overdose hey i need some narcot to save this guy's life
Starting point is 00:01:58 have you been properly trained we need to scan your retina in this vending machine do you let it get out doesn't look like you're gonna make it sorry man I was gonna try to help you out bro but sorry so
Starting point is 00:02:13 they care they care about you in San Diego County and I hope that the rest of the country will follow along soon and it'll be just Narcan for everyone welcome Welcome to Chewing the Fat.
Starting point is 00:02:32 Just a brief reminder that tomorrow is August 6th, 2020, and it is National Root Beer Float Day. So go out and party. You know what? You could even celebrate today. And have a root beer float a day early. Shh, don't tell anyone. I may have to celebrate, though. I don't think that there's an ANW in my neck of the woods
Starting point is 00:03:06 because I would join the mug club for my free root beer float from ANW on National Root Beer Float Day but I haven't seen an ANW in a long time I told you the story the other day I used to go to the one all the time as a kid because they thought I was older and they gave me free food and that was awful nice of them
Starting point is 00:03:27 but we used to go there all the time but I don't think there's an A&W. I think they, didn't they, they partnered up like there used to be like with Long John Silver's, and there was an A&W, right? You'd have the dual stores with you get some great Long John Silver's deep fried fish batter, which I'm not opposed to, by the way, and A&W, so you get the root beer float and the Long John Silver's fish, which I believe I have made that order. in the past.
Starting point is 00:03:59 So I don't think there's one in this neck of the woods. Okay, I'm told that there is an A&W in my neck of the woods. And I believe I've been there before because it's in my neck of the woods in the DFW area. And I think that's the one that matches up with Long John Silver. So, or Long John. It's Long John Silver's, right? Yeah. I don't know why I don't think it's Long John Silver's.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I have not been to a Long John's or an W in a long time. And I know that's going to come as a surprise. But I can do a box of Long John Silver's fish deep fried. Oh, man. And a bottle of Heinz ketchup? You are living large now, my friend. With an A&W root beer float? Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 00:04:44 Narcan for everyone. Because I could be OD'd on that really, really fast. Right. You got to ring the bell on the way out too. Yes. Oh, man. that might happen this weekend that might have to happen
Starting point is 00:04:59 I might have to gas price is still a little high though for me to travel out there but you know it might be worth it yesterday we talked about Alex Jones on trial we played a couple of clips from Alex showing off he was massaging the hole in his mouth with his tongue because he had this tooth taken out
Starting point is 00:05:15 he was blasted with the $4.1 million payment to the parents of the Sandy Hook massacre and now that was now they go to they have testimony today for punitive damages. So Alex could be out some serious cash after today, depending on when the jury decides how much he's going to have to pay. But there is going to be some testimony today.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Alex is not one of the people scheduled to be on the stand. So we'll have to see, we'll wait and see what happens and see if Alex is out some serious cash. And he's got another trial. Coming up. So not looking good for Alex. Not looking good for Alex in his bank account anyway. For quite some time.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Also yesterday, our president, the great Joseph Robinette Biden, declared monkey pox a public health emergency. So be careful out there. Don't rub your pox goo on other people, please. That's all I'm asking. if you know that you have the pox goo keep it to yourself that's all i'm saying that's all uh apparently we uh we don't have enough vaccines though right now wait what yeah and we're going to urge every america to take monkeypox seriously and that's what's going to help to tackle this virus oh um
Starting point is 00:06:50 okay whatever listen we've actually The anointed or appointed, whatever you want, the White House National Monkey Pox Response Coordinator. Why can't I get that gig? I don't want to work for the Biden administration necessarily, but I mean, that's a good gig right there. The National Monkey Pox Response Coordinator. First order of business.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Hey, don't rub your pox goo on anybody, okay? There you go. That's my first. my first act as response coordinator. That's probably why I'm not going to have the job. So according to this, there are more than 6,000. I haven't looked at the numbers lately.
Starting point is 00:07:36 I thought this says 6,600 monkey bugs infections in the United States. I thought it was a little bit more than that now. I thought we were over 7,000. But maybe we are. But they say that we don't have enough vaccine. So we're going to up the dose. We've ordered a bunch. And you know what?
Starting point is 00:07:54 Good luck. God bless. We hope that everything is going to be okay. They claim that they're going to ship an additional 800,000 vaccine doses in the coming weeks. Okay. Well short of the supply needed to contain the outbreak. All right. I mean, if you say so.
Starting point is 00:08:16 So public health emergencies have been declared in California, Illinois, New York. But now it's the entire country. thanks to our president. LGBTQIA plus groups focused on the monkey pox response of voice support for declaring the outbreak in emergency. Here's an idea. Just don't rub your pox goo
Starting point is 00:08:40 on someone else. And it'll be okay. It's pretty much all you have to worry about. And then you're good. I know that they're getting worried now. There's another big game. gay Mardi Gras
Starting point is 00:08:55 taking place in New Orleans over Labor Day and last in 2019 pre-COVID they had
Starting point is 00:09:07 almost 300,000 participants and so we talked to the story about the guy that went to the gay pride festival and he
Starting point is 00:09:15 tells the whole story of how sad it was and he got monkeypox and how how hard it was to get the vaccine and how he got tested and how frustrating it was. And in the story
Starting point is 00:09:27 he says, yeah, well, you know, of course I went to this Pride Festival and had sex with multiple people I didn't know. Oh. Okay. Hey, just don't do that. I'll curb the spread of monkeypox. Don't just randomly have sex with people you don't know.
Starting point is 00:09:47 And if, you know, if you do know them, stop them for a moment. You're at a festival, you're party and you're drinking. You're doing some drugs. You're looking for the Narcan. And you're hanging out. And you just get done smoking a bowl. Are we going to have sex?
Starting point is 00:10:16 Yeah, I'd really like to. Do you have pox goo? Yeah, I think I do. Look at these lesions I have all over my body. No thanks. See? I've just solved it. It's over.
Starting point is 00:10:31 Don't rub your pox goo on other people. And, you know, be sure to ask. head so you're welcome all right let's go to the break room I need something cold to drink desperately so Instagram I thought I mean they made some changes I thought that they were you know they getting rid of stuff I don't know if they I don't know if they ran this by the Kardashians or not because the Kardashians pretty much run Instagram now but they claim that they're going to expand NFT features to more than a hundred countries.
Starting point is 00:11:18 Oh, I thought we were all NFTs were bad now. They're a hoax. We don't know what they're doing. You people who paid all that money for NFTs. We're out of your minds. The market is collapsed. That doesn't matter. We're going to, Instagram's still going to do it. So you still got a shot at doing some
Starting point is 00:11:36 NFTs. I would have loved, I should have have, I should have had some chewing the fat NFTs. No question. And it's a huge mistake. So I don't know what the deal is with meta and Instagram. I don't know. They're digital collectibles. They're going to, you know, Zuckerberg posted a photo of him in a childhood little league baseball card that he signed. And he looks like a dork kid. Oh my gosh, he looks just like a dork human being, adult human being too. It's funny. Dorks screw into dorks.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Fats grow into fats. I know. I get it. I get it. That's what happens. But he signed it and apparently he's looking to sell it as the, you know, he's looking to sell the old baseball card. And I don't know if he's going to sell the actual baseball card or if it's just the
Starting point is 00:12:29 NFT, the non-fungible token. And man, who doesn't want a signed baseball card by Mark Zuckerberg looking like a little dufous kid? with a bat and a hat as an NFT. Oh, how much money would you spend for that? I would give dollars, dollars for that. Hey, do you see where Beyond Meat is now sucking big wind? Yeah, they're headed down the toilet.
Starting point is 00:13:09 In more ways than one. Get it? They are having big stock problems. I guess their deal with McDonald's, their trial at McDonald's, has really not gone over well. You're going to McDonald's. I mean, you're going to McDonald's. Are you there for Beyond Meat? I would love to have.
Starting point is 00:13:32 Let me have a Beyond Meat burger. I'm at McDonald's. That's like going to, you know what? I'm going to go to Log John Silver's. Could I have a broiled piece of fish, please? I would like something broiled. You know, it's not happening. All right.
Starting point is 00:13:48 We take what we call fish and we dump it into grease and we cook it for a little while and then we tell you to go, here you go, eat it. Oh, and all the crumbs and stuff from the fat that we have left over, we sell that to you too. Oh, could I have some full-aid grease, please? No, it's not going to happen. And that's what happened with Beyond Meat at McDonald's.
Starting point is 00:14:12 did not go over well, customers did not bite. Most McDonald's restaurants will stop offering it now. They've completely given up. Just take it off. Nobody orders it. Nobody cares. Just take it off the menu. We're moving on.
Starting point is 00:14:31 So anyway, that should almost be who died today. I mean, holy cow. Beyond meat, dead. Wow. That's not good news. Not good news. In fact, you know what? Let's just do Who died today?
Starting point is 00:14:48 Who died today? Beyond Meat at McDonald's. Dead after the trial period. We do have a follow up on, well, who died today? Subject yesterday. Congresswoman Wolorski was in a car wreck and four people died, right? Three people in her car and the driver of another car. and they originally claimed in the story that we did yesterday
Starting point is 00:15:15 on who died today that the other car crossed the line and caused the accident. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. The sheriff's department said, ooh, yeah, no, it was her car that crossed the line. So I don't know. I mean, it's still sad.
Starting point is 00:15:31 They still are all dead. But, you know, it's not the guy in the Jeep's fault. So I don't know if we're supposed to feel better about that. That's sure. Okay, we are. Plus, who died today? We lost another one from an airbag and an exploding airbag from Takata. I thought we had that solved. We had all the recalls. We brought them all back. We said, yeah. Oh, yeah. No, it was a function problem. And we got that fixed. We're recalling it. It's fine. But, you know, if you still got one, don't leave it out and they eat. Don't let it sit out there because, you know, it could explode at any time. I mean, a total of 28 people worldwide. have died from these exploding airbags. I thought we had it fixed. Oh, no. A 23-year-old Florida man.
Starting point is 00:16:18 Fatal injuries after a minor crash. Okay. Wow. I mean, it's still happening. Here we go. Takata Corporation. How about we get that taken care of? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:16:32 I mean, I don't know how much longer you can stay in business. You've killed 30 people around the planet with exploding airbags and you're still in business. because I can tell you that Takata Corporation would be Fisher Corporation. If someone in my family died from an exploding airbag, yeah. No. My name is going up on the, I'm on the board. I'm taking over the company. That's Fisher Corporation.
Starting point is 00:16:59 You can still leave Takata up there. You know what? Fisher Takata. How about that? I'll give you that. No problem. I'll give you that. That's it.
Starting point is 00:17:10 And another death today. One of the most enduring shows on TV. Days of our lives. As sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives. We'll be leaving broadcast television after 57 years. Wow. 57 years of days of our lives. Now, really, it's only on life support.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Okay? It's going to Peacock. and man, who doesn't want to pay for an extra app to see Days of Our Lives? According to this, though, a large percentage of Days of Our Lives audience already watching digitally. Are they?
Starting point is 00:17:55 Are they? Well, that's what they said, Jeff. Okay. All right. Now, remember they also had, we did the, on Peacock, they have the, they've already done two seasons
Starting point is 00:18:07 of the spin-off from Days of Our Life. Beyond Salem. Go ahead. Tell me you haven't seen that. Tell me. You can't because you have. I know you have.
Starting point is 00:18:18 You can't. You can't tell me you haven't seen it. You've logged in to Peacock to watch Beyond Salem. I mean, I was hooked on Days of Our Lives at one point in my life a long time ago. Long time ago, man. Holy cow, that was a long time ago.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Between that, Days of Our Lives and General Hospital and there was one more in there too. Gosh darn it, which one. They were three back-to-back, boom, boom, boom. That we used to watch between, I remember a hundred years ago. We used to come home and my aunt and my mom and myself would watch their stupid stories. And you get hooked on them, easy. I mean, it's easy to do.
Starting point is 00:19:01 What was the other one, though? It was Days of Our Lives. General Hospital. Gosh, darn it. There was another one in there, too. Anyway, that was a long time ago, and I do not watch the daytime soaps. I have enough shows to watch. I've got enough shows.
Starting point is 00:19:17 I've got enough new shows to watch. I don't have to worry about Days of Our Lives anymore. A lot of people made a lot of money off that show, man. Careers were made from Days of Our Lives. So beginning September 12th, the new season of Days of Our Lives, don't look for it on NBC. You must get it on Beacock. And you might as well go over there, catch Days of Our Lives.
Starting point is 00:19:39 Catch me on Salem. I mean, holy cow. And then Disney is offering Dancing with the Stars on Disney Plus. Now how much do you want Disney Plus? That's what I thought. That's exactly what I thought.
Starting point is 00:19:56 So, man, something to look forward to there. Did you see where Jennifer Coolidge, speaking of Hollywood, Jennifer Coolidge, you know, or you'd know her a few. If you don't know who she is, the actress she played in Legally Blonde, She's in white lotus
Starting point is 00:20:11 But she got her first big shot at start up in American Pie And she was the milth in American Pie And she claimed in an interview that I got the I got a lot of play at being milf And I got a lot of sexual action from American Pie There were so many benefits to doing that movie There would be like 200 people that I would have never slept with And my response to that is only 200? With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining
Starting point is 00:21:07 means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. So I keep thinking about Jennifer Coolidge. I mean, she's talking about getting some serious milk business. from American Pie there's like 200 people she wouldn't have slept with if it wasn't
Starting point is 00:21:30 for the American Pie milf business action going on so that means actually that it was more than 200 because just the 200 are from the American Pie milf business so maybe it probably was
Starting point is 00:21:46 you know a lot more than 200 so I mean if Jennifer wants to stop by the Mercury Studios and an interview, happy to have her. Happy to have her and sit down and talk to Jennifer and find out exactly how things are.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Business. Yes. I'm serious Jennifer Kool-Age business. So, Jennifer, now stop it. I would do that. That gets me, you know, I was looking at a stupid I get clickbaited on. I find these stupid stories. I got on these rabbit holes, and it's my fault.
Starting point is 00:22:28 But I see this 100 questions, 100 interesting questions, to ask to get to know someone better. And I'm thinking, all right, am I supposed to say, hey, you cut your toenails? Wow, that's a nice shirt you're wearing. Where'd you buy that at? No, you're supposed to, there's out of the hundred questions.
Starting point is 00:22:55 What's your friend, roommate, date like? How long have you two, how long have the two of you been friends? Are you still close with your college friends? Are you still friends with anyone from your hometown? What do you like to do for fun? These are just, these are good farty questions just to get to know somebody.
Starting point is 00:23:17 What did you do this past weekend? None of your freaking business. I did blowin hookers. What's it to you? How do you de-stress after a tough day? Blowing hookers. Maybe you didn't hear me the first time. It's just a joke.
Starting point is 00:23:36 What's your love language? We're speaking it right now. Love language. If you had to redo one year of your life, which one would it be and why? Now, if you're at a party. You're sitting there. Smoking a cigarette.
Starting point is 00:23:51 have a little cocktail. Hey, if you had to redo one year of your life, which one would it be and why? I'm thinking to myself, this one, because then I wouldn't have to be talking to you, okay? And just walk away. I'm not making any friends that way, though. How do you typically celebrate your birthday and other holidays?
Starting point is 00:24:15 Oh, we party, hookers and blow. I mean, that's common thread throughout getting to know me. Calling or texting? Well, I like both, but I know you guys like to text all the time, so whatever works for you. As long as I have your number in my phone, I'll answer. However it comes up and I know a number or a number that doesn't have a name to it, you're not getting answered at my phone. I don't care who you are. I don't care where it's from.
Starting point is 00:24:45 I don't care who you are. I mean, text me first and say, hey, you're going to get a call from this number if you want to talk to me. Just giving you a helpful hand on that. Do you have any siblings? What's your relationship like with your family? Well, it could be better. That's why I'm here. If you had all the money in the world, how would you spend your time?
Starting point is 00:25:08 Not here with you. Do you have any upcoming trips planned? Have you ever been out of the country? What's the most remote location you have ever been? This is just ways. 100 interesting questions to get to know someone. Are you a city person or a country person? What's your ideal sandwich?
Starting point is 00:25:28 Are you more of a work to live or live to work kind of person? How so? What's the most memorable place you've visited? What's something you'd like to learn? What are you the most proud of? What line of work are you in? What are your favorite hobbies? What is it about the hobby that you find so?
Starting point is 00:25:51 interesting. Are there any causes that you're passionate about? If so, why? What do your three closest friends have in common? We're only up to 29, by the way. What are you looking for in the dating process?
Starting point is 00:26:09 What are the qualities you most admire in a partner? What is the worst date you've ever had? What is the best date you've ever had? And why? The best date I had is minus pox goo. Let's be clear about that. qualities do you admire about other people's relationships? How do you have fun?
Starting point is 00:26:24 If you have 24 hours to do anything you want, what would it look like? Ooh. What do you like the best about yourself? I like that question, though. If you have 24 hours to do anything you want, what would that look like? You know who comes to mind? Hunter Biden. What would you like to ask me?
Starting point is 00:26:45 Do you have any pets? What's your favorite meal your parents or grandparents make? Oh, thanks for bringing those up. they're all dead. I appreciate you reminding me of that. What's your favorite family tradition? What's your favorite season? Do you have a favorite holiday?
Starting point is 00:27:01 What's your zodiac sign? Do you believe in fate? Are you an early bird or a night owl? Deep dish pizza or thin crust? Deep dish pizza or thin crust? If you had one superpower, what would it be? Oh, what would it be? I'd want to be invisible, but that's just me.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Oh, that's the question. What would you want to play? Who would you want to play you in a movie? It doesn't matter. They could be anybody because they don't allow fat people to play fat people. That's my complaint.
Starting point is 00:27:31 There's no fat people actors. Hollywood is banned and blackballed fat people. I don't like it. I don't like it. That one bit. We were just talking about that. What's his face?
Starting point is 00:27:47 Dingleberry, Brendan Fraser. Playing a fat guy in the movie Whale. Nobody talked to me. Nobody called me and said, Hey, Jeff, you know, from the show, chewing the fat, we're doing a movie about a whale.
Starting point is 00:28:03 We're meeting about a fat person. Could you play? Nobody asked me. I mean, I could pull off a 600-pound man. I'd have to lose a little weight, but I could pull off a 600-pound man, okay? So questions that, you know, you could ask to get to know someone better.
Starting point is 00:28:21 Beat your mountains. What's your favorite island of girls? grocery store. Actually, all this is is just having a conversation with people. You just have to be nice. And sometimes you feel like having a conversation. Sometimes you don't. Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. That should be a commercial. What's your favorite aisle in the grocery store? Well, you know, I used to work in the grocery store business. I worked for a grocery company for seven and a half years. My dad worked in the grocery business. Worked for superfoods up in Michigan right here.
Starting point is 00:28:52 It worked out of Vassar, Michigan, the industrial city of the thumb. And, you know, so my favorite, I have the grocery stores, every one. They're all great.
Starting point is 00:29:04 I can't pick a favorite. How do you unwind at the end of the day? What shows are you on, what shows are on your Netflix? Quay. I know, it's cute. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:29:18 What shows are on? I don't know. A lot of them are dumb now. over. I should actually go through there and weed those out. Instagram or TikTok. Yeah. Not TikTok. Ticktock's evil. Bad. Bad TikTok. Bad. But I'm glad people have it and send me all the TikToks because I like seeing them.
Starting point is 00:29:36 I've got to do. I want a TikTok channel, the AMSR, right? Right. The. Where you're making noise and stuff. I have got to do an AMSR. It's AMSR, right? SR, yeah. I've got to do that. Thousands of people are watching these. There's one girl that has like 50,000 people watching her. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:30:03 She's rubbing her nails up against a microphone. I mean, and I did something the other day. I ran a plastic bag on an accident over a microphone. Oh my gosh. That is my new AMSR plan. So I was thinking about getting a wig and have it by a little wig on with my, you know, a whole AMSR channel and just do it live.
Starting point is 00:30:27 We'll just do it live on TikTok and see what you get. Because you get pay, you get money, people give you gifts, you ask people to donate, you say, you hawk your wares, most of them are selling their wares. But be sure to go to my website, millytonell.com, and purchase your own AMSR juice that will help you watch this show better. and off you go.
Starting point is 00:30:51 I mean, it's incredible. So I really, really want to do that, even though, you know, TikTok's supposed to be bad. I guess I could do it on Instagram or YouTube live, do my own AMS. I would TikTok's a place to be for that.
Starting point is 00:31:05 I mean, you get lost. And there's some don't have anybody. Some don't have anybody on the channels. And others are just everywhere. It's incredible. I have to do that. The Jeffie AMSR channel. Let's get to number one.
Starting point is 00:31:19 What's your favorite family tradition? Who's your celebrity crush? I can't. I can't. Christmas. Christmas is my. See, that's how you start a conversation. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:31:32 That's the way. It works. It works. Then, you know what you do? You leave. Parties over. It's just like that. Leave, get out, go home.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Parties over. I had this sent to me on the old interwebs on Twitter, which you can follow at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook and Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, YouTube, Chewing the Fat, with Jeff Fisher. You can always email the show Chewing the Fat at theblaze.com. Happy to read your comments about the show. I get to them.
Starting point is 00:32:08 I get to them. I eventually get to them. And you can always, you know, if you have somebody to, that you want to wish happy birthday or happy anniversary, or tell them to get bent, you can always hit me up on Cameo at Jeffrey JFR. I just did the very first one of someone who, they wanted me to tell them to quit their whining. I love it.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Happy to do that on Cameo for you. But I got this tweet, and it makes you, this is another way to get to know somebody. Just say, hey, if they're ticking you off, and you've been talking to them for a while and you're unhappy with the answers that you've gotten. You could just say, you know, one more thing.
Starting point is 00:32:48 What do you think about, you know the words, diversity, inclusion, equity. Oh yeah, I sure do. I really appreciate diversity, inclusion, and equity. Okay, well, name, just read the first letter of each one of those words for me, will you? Oh, okay, diversity is D, inclusion is I, and equity is E. That's D, I, that's D, I,
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Starting point is 00:34:10 Time for what's being called America's favorite game show. What's the Lie? What's the Lie? Where contestants try to decipher the lie from your count of one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the lie? Welcome to our contestant
Starting point is 00:34:37 Darian Clark. We searched the globe. We searched the globe. And last week we had a little incident with Corby. Sure. And I'd let him go. Well, rest in peace, Corby. Thank you. I should have put him in who died today.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Yeah. But Darian Clark joining us on What's the Lie. You know, you get four headlines and one of them is the lie with the premise of the game. And then you get to decide which one you believe is the lie, and we see if you're correct. And if you're correct, you win the grand prize. Yes, sir. All right. Thanks for having me, Jeffrey.
Starting point is 00:35:12 Honored. Privileged. I know. All right, so you ready to play What's the Lie? I think so. All right, headline number one. To manage crowds, Maine's Acadia National Park will give priority entry to visitors with LL Bean Gear. Headline number two, Pita says Gordon Ramsey's kids, should go vegan and disown him after controversial TikTok video. Headline number three, passenger fined $1,874 after two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage. Headline number four, Fancy Feast will serve humans cat food-inspired dishes at an exclusive NYC pop-up restaurant. Those are your four headlines. Which one is the last?
Starting point is 00:36:05 To manage crowds, Maine's Acadia National Park will give priority entry to visitors with LL Bean Gear. Pita says Gordon Ramsey's kids should go vegan and disown him after controversial TikTok video. Passengers find $1,874 after two undeclared McMuffins found in luggage. Fancy Feast will serve humans cat food-inspired dishes at an exclusive NYC pop-up restaurant. Those are your four headlines. Dary it. which one is the lie. It's tough, Jeffie.
Starting point is 00:36:38 I know the third one's true. I've heard that one, seen that one around. The undeclared McMuffins, okay? Elbein goes well with National Parks. Man, this is tough. Let's go with, man, controversy and TikTok go well together too, man. I don't know what to go with here.
Starting point is 00:36:54 Let's do the second one, Gordon Ramsey and his kids. Gordon Ramsey and his kids, Peter says they should go vegan. Oh, man. Darn. the luck. Shoot. I wanted you to win so bad and give you the grand prize so bad.
Starting point is 00:37:13 I thought I'd have some beginner's luck, but... Well, well, you didn't. Thanks for playing. All right. Thank you, Jeffrey. Thanks for listening to What's the Lie. What's the Lie is a subsidiary of Chewing the Fed Enterprises. All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
Starting point is 00:37:29 CTF, WTL, MMX, X, X, X. I, I. So, Jeffie, I need to know. I'm dying to know which one is the mind. All right, well, I guess that's, you know, we don't have to tell you. It's not a rule of the show. And we just know that you were incorrect. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:37:50 I mean, I could use these again on some other. Sure can. Unsuspecting contestant. So you picked the Gordon Ramsey one, PETA. as Matt I know, he did a TikTok video where he went into a lambs pen. They had those lambs in there. And he was saying, which one is going into the oven first? Really funny.
Starting point is 00:38:18 Really funny. I mean, not if you're PETA, but it was really funny for him. And then he found one. And he was joking around at the end about lamb sauce. And that was a big deal in one of his hell's. kitchen episodes too of Where's the Lamb's Sauce? So I mean he was making fun of himself as well.
Starting point is 00:38:38 You knew the passenger was fined for undeclared McMuffins in his luggage. You knew that one. Fancy Feast does open a pop-up on the 12th of this month. 11th, Thursday of the 11th.
Starting point is 00:38:56 But today we know yesterday. Oh my gosh. It's too late. It's already booked. You can't, I mean, you can give it a shot, I guess. You can go through open table and try to get a reservation. But they're only reserving four two-person reservations on Thursday the 11th and four two-person reservations on the 12th. And you need to be over 21. And they're going to have the Nestle Perina with Italian-style cat food human dishes.
Starting point is 00:39:31 But it sounds good. Man, it sounds delicious. There's nothing I want more than a can of fancy feast with a creme brule. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. So that means that the LL Bean was the lie. They're not giving priority entry to the park wearing L.L. Bean.
Starting point is 00:39:55 But you could definitely see that happening. There's no doubt about that. But so shoot. I mean, anyway, I went through all that for you, but you still don't get a prize. Stream and subscribe to more Blaze Media content at theblaze.com slash podcasts. Unwrap holiday magic at Holt Renfrew with gifts that say I know you. From festive and cozy fashion to Lux beauty and fragrance sets. Our special selection has something for every style and price point.
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