Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 93 | It's a BOY!, 7-Eleven Delivers Beer?, & Derby Winner's What in a Jar?

Episode Date: May 6, 2019

This Monday edition of Chewing the Fat brings you the latest out of the Kentucky Derby debacle and a new addition to the Royal Family... Let's see what the Queen does now.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I am so hungry. I had a weekend of, well, almost starvation. And I know that, you know, this is a surprise coming from me, but Tyson Foods significantly expanded its recall of chicken strips this weekend. All right, and I told you. I told you earlier when they recalled a bunch of stuff, but now the recall affects more than 11.8 million pounds of food. frozen, ready to eat,

chicken strip products. What was I to do this weekend? What was I to do? That's right. Starve. Thank you. I mean, it is amazing. All right, so you've got Tyson fully cooked

crispy chicken strips, 25 ounce and 40 ounce bags. Tyson fully cooked buffalo-style chicken strips, 25 ounce and 40-ounce bags. Those are my favorite. Tyson fully cooked honey barbecue flavored chicken strips. I love the honey, too. 25 ounce bags.

Best choice buffalo-style chicken strips in 20-ounce bags. Great value fully-cooked chicken strips in 25-ounce bags. What? Do you love those two? I do. I love those two. What about the other with the buffalo one? Yeah, the buffalo-style chicken strips are good.

The great-value, fully-cooked chicken strips only when I'm on a budget. Great value. That's the Walmart brand. And Food Lion Krispies chicken strips. Oh, no. Nothing from Food Lion anymore. Oh, no. I don't know.

I didn't even realize that food line was still open, to be honest with you, but I'm not I'm not eating there, sorry. The previous recall that the products had amazing. Apparently there's little pieces of metal. That's all. Chew through it.

Move on. You hungry or what? So in January, Tyson recalled 36,000, 420 pounds of the chicken nuggets. They found a little rubber in those. Don't worry about it. They also in Purdue chicken in January.

recalled the gluten-free chicken nuggets. They recalled those just because they were gluten-free, and they thought, no, we're not making those anymore. Now, somebody apparently found wood in them. What are you telling me? Wood is not gluten-free? That is amazing. And there's been, I think, one person in this story,

like the Purdue recalled in January because three customers or three complaints. I don't know if they were customers, three complaints, reported finding wood in their chicken nuggets. Now, apparently they had two

consumer complaints over this about extraneous materials in chicken strip products. So, apparently now, since the first time they recalled them,

we're up to six complaints involving similar pieces of metal. three complaints had oral injury. I promise you, I want to see pictures, I want to see, I want to see doctor reports,

I want to see it all. Because if my kid bites into a chicken strip, honey barbecue or not, and it says, is that a piece of metal? Keep chewing. And then we're taking a picture. Would that be wrong?

not only did I have the recall of chicken strips I couldn't eat this weekend. Once again, I see you every three to five months. It comes back around that, you know, hey, we've got a great idea for food. Bugs. No, thank you. No, no, no, no, no. But bugs are good. Bugs are great.

No, no, no, no, no. So now this weekend was it's time to throw a maggot sausage on the Barbie. No, thank you. And they show a picture that's supposed to be enticing, I guess. No. Of course, the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization is all behind it. They've warned us again with the global population heading towards $9 billion in 2050. Feeding everyone using traditional animal proteins is getting more difficult.

Is it? Is it? here's an idea if you're really hungry and you think that hey I need more protein and bugs are okay you go right ahead and eat it's all yours

but for those of us that would prefer oh I don't know a steak we're going to stick with that okay thank you now we do know and we've said on this podcast before chewing the fat

with yours truly Jeff Fisher thank you for coming along for the ride today we do know and we do believe that something is happening. Something is going on in the world, and we are doomed. And it's everywhere. It's an overwhelming feeling of something is going on. And we have reports of Ebola in the Congo, over a thousand already,

a thousand deaths already in the condo. That's gone up fast since they first started mentioning it. All right. We have a report of the Bubonic plague on an airplane. Ah, don't worry about it. It just quarantined the people on the airline. Ah, it's fine. A terrified tourist, did it?

Yeah, the black death outbreak in Mongolia, but don't worry about it. It's just a plane for a while, that's all. Listen, other passengers have been in contact either directly or indirectly. And, you know, the couple died of the disease. But you'll be fine. Don't worry about it. should be fine. Chuck Schumer.

Chuck Schumer. Chuck Dush Schumer. That's almost too political. Sorry. He's calling on the Centers of Disease Control to declare an emergency and unlock special funding to stem a potentially deadly

drug-resistant fungus that's been spreading at health care facilities. What? Candida oris fungus. I'm sorry? Candida orus fungus. Tundits.

It sounds like a candy. C-A-D-I-D-A-A-U-R-I-S. Fungus could make its home state of New York eligible for potentially millions of dollars. So is it an actual disease that's really happening? Is it potentially deadly? More than half of the 613 confirmed cases in the United States. There's 613 cases already have been in New York. York. Illinois has had 156. Confirmed cases of the fungus and New Jersey has 106. Holy cow.

I mean, the CDC has declared public emergencies over Zika. Yeah, Ebola, H1N1. The extra file. So, Chuckie just wants the extra money to pass out. He's thinking he's Mr. Big Shot. Hey, we'll get you a few dollars. How about clean? How about clean, right? We're sad. Look, I don't want that fine. I spend the least amount of time in any kind of health care facility. I love you. And I love you. And all the doctors, congrats.

I love you too. And I mean, I'm fans of you. I appreciate the job you do. I want out of here. I do now. I trust, you know,

I trust my dirt over yours any day. In Utah. All right? We talked about the measles outbreak. All over the Northeast. Oh, yeah. It's okay. Don't worry.

It's going to happen in Utah coming now, too. Eh. 5% of the state's first graders have vaccine exemptions. What? Vaccine exemptions? You're not going to school. Are you no kidding? No kidding.

How much more do you need that you're not going to school? Sorry, sweetheart, you'll be dumb for the rest of your life. You want to be dumb or you want to be dead? Health officials in Arizona. See a surge in hepatitis A cases. I mean, okay, sure. Sure. Sure probably comes from drug usage and you know you probably find sure. So it's not the point.

What if you have a drug exam? How many people have drug exemptions? Thank you. Something I'm telling you, we are doomed really is what it is. That's what's coming. It's going to be clear that we understand that here from doing the fact. We're doomed. Would you hear that?

Hide. cover up one of the blankets. Why would you don't shoot right out of the box? Oh, hey, was that the neighbor? I mean, we don't even know who we're shooting at yet. I just wanted you to hide. Just because you hear the, they didn't start shooting.

Well, they didn't. Right away. Yeah, it did start from that. Yeah. It did start from that. So, yeah, go ahead. When you hear the horn, you hear that? Well, that then hide.

All right. So breaking news today. All right. Breaking news. Right. Thank you. I'm very excited to announce that Megan and myself had a baby boy. Early this morning, a very healthy boy.

Mother and baby are doing incredibly well. It's been the most amazing experience. It is amazing experience. No question. I've got to imagine. how any women does what they do is beyond comprehension but we're both absolutely thrilled and so grateful to all the love and support for everybody out there. It's been amazing.

So we just wanted to share this with everybody. Thank you. And what about names? Are you still thinking about names? Still thinking about names, Alan. It's, yeah, the baby's a little bit overdue. So we've had a little bit of time to think about it. But yeah, we're still, that's the, that's the, that's the, that's the number.

next bit but for us I think we'll be seeing you guys in probably two days time as planned as a family to be able to share it with you guys and so everyone can see the baby. You can't stop smiling it must be I mean as far as every birth is amazing but for your own child it must be I haven't been in many births this is definitely my first birth it was amazing absolutely incredible and as I said I'm so incredibly proud of my wife and as every father and parent would ever say you know You know, your baby is absolutely amazing, but this little thing is absolutely to die for, so I'm just over the moon.

What's the name of the horses behind you? As he does it, it does it at the stables. Thank you. Camille. That's Camille. Camille was there? Yeah, Camille was there. She was the one in the, you thought it was a horse.

It was just Camille. Absolutely. It's Camille and Charles here. It's Camille. Yeah, Charles is in the back trying to get her some. trying to get her some, so, so, so, so, so, it was Camille. I cannot believe. That's very disrespectful.

You very disrespectful for Jeffrey, because Camille, you know, is, uh, was there. She was there. She was there. Now, they had the kid today. Congratulations. But, you know, over the week, well, right. Right. Over the weekend, I know they suspended bedding on the, on the due day, right?

They suspended the bedding. They said, ooh, we think they've already had the kid. So they pull, you. know, they stopped betting, which is they usually don't do that, man. That's a lot of money for them, right? So I don't know. I don't know what the deal is. Now, we did speculate as we've got, I mean, we've got some more royal news and we've got,

we went to our, we went to our Windsor Whisperer for a little inside information to today. But they also, we did speculate that Megan being half African American, that the child may not be 100,000. percent Anglo. But I'm just saying that, you know, it appears that that's not the case. Really? What? Because we're going to see the baby in two days. The baby passed the test.

There's no way that queen is dragging that kid out in two days. She's already, we already talked to the last week about them shipping them off to South Africa. South Africa. Yeah, three months out of the year. Ship, you know, it's got forever. No, she said three months out of the year. Oh, look at the. yeah no you're staying there yeah we there's just too much stuff to get to I'd like to

you know we're ready for you to come back but sorry you can't so uh all right so you you teased on uh talking thrones today we had a crossover on episode crossover on talking thrones today chris crew stopped in to give us a little uh little royal information and uh Those of you that, you know, subscribe to chewing the fat. You've already been alerted that you got your alert that Talking Thrones went up. This one you don't delete. You don't delete this one. I would say you don't delete any of them.

You don't delete this one. You listen to the whole thing because at the end there's a surprise guest. That podcast is going downhill too. I'll tell you that. But we do the best we can with what we have. Yeah, I figured. I mean, I didn't figure it. I saw you down one.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. She okay? She's fine. She was camping. She camped out weekend and then she got home yesterday and I just told her can't listen to you anymore. You're not coming in with me today.

Really? That's how I went. Yeah, that's how it went. Or, you know, she had appointments already made from months ago. Yeah. It was either that or I just don't want to hear you anymore. It's just a second one. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure it was me saying, no, I'm tired of hearing you. No. Absolutely not. Weird. Yeah. Okay. All right. So what do you got for us?

All right. So the baby was born today on Monday at 526 a.m. Okay, we don't. Is that, uh, you know, UK time? UK time, yes, yes. That's UK time. Seven pounds, three ounces. Wow.

That's a good size kick. Yeah. And then that's how Megan and Merkel announced via Instagram. Now, future King William and future princess, you know, Kate did not get the alert because they don't follow. No, we don't know that. We don't know that. We know that, no, no, no, we know that, we know that, we know that Harry and Megan don't follow them.

Do you think they're going to follow them? We have to find that. We have to find that. We have to find that. Wow. Well, I'm not going to follow them then, click. But you know, they do. So now, because William is the king.

William is the king. And no matter what little petty differences they have, he, that's something that he would not do. He would stand for that. I believe that they still follow. Yeah, he's a good guy. So he's a good guy. So now we have, we have to change the lineage. of the lineage of the bloodline.

The bloodline. Because now, you know, why do we have to do that? Because he gets added on the list of future kings. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're adding it to the rundown. Yes. It is a big rundown.

It is a big rundown. And we don't have a name yet. We don't have a name. The name maybe in a couple of days when they drag him out. Yes. Now the betting on the girl was Ivy. Yes. They said that if it was a girl, they were going to name it Ivy.

But they're going to raise some non-gender. So now, you know, now it's a boy. Still could be Ivy. I mean it could be That's either or a name Plus, right, no gender No gender and it's gonna be You know, vegetarian

Oh look at the man I wish we could have you back from Africa With you and the kid Ivy With the tree and the poison And all that stuff But no The bubonic play Yeah, look at this

Just stay right there You're good right there You know what, we'll send us somebody over Send some pictures All right So we all know that the first in line Is the Prince of Wales Yeah

Yeah Which is you know Which is Charles. Yeah. Then of course. You saw you and his wife behind the announcement. It was, well, you only saw Camille.

You didn't see, you know, Charles. Yeah, he was there. He was just trying to get her some food. Hey. And of course, the number two is the Duke, which is Prince William. Right. Then after that is Prince George, which is the eldest son. Then if he doesn't do-

Oh, the eldest son of William. William, yeah. If it's not him, it's going to be Princess Charlotte, which is the daughter of William. Oh, okay. And if it's not her, is the little boy that was born, you know, last year, the other prince, Prince Louis. Louis, yeah.

Is it Louis? Yeah. That's the little one? Yeah, Louis, yeah. Okay. And if it's not him, then he goes. So, I mean, Harry and Megan are out. Yes.

Harry and Megan are. Well, if it's not them, so we're right now with number five. Number six is the Prince of Wales, which is Prince Henry. Who? Prince Henry. Prince Henry Henry Merkel

He's number six in line Harry Yeah Not Henry Harry Oh Henry Yes Oh sorry Prince Henry of Wales

His official title But he likes to be called Harry Wait a minute Sorry I'm sorry Wait a minute Yes Prince Henry of Wales

He's also preferred As He's Prince Hank But he wants to be called Harry Yes Yes Okay

If it's not him... He's not getting... We're not getting... Anybody that goes by Hank is not getting to be the king. If it's not him, then it's the son of Harry and Megan. Okay.

Which, well, no, it's going to be a lord. Now, you say, why is he a lord? I did. I asked that question. Did you ask that very question earlier? Why is he a lord?

You know, because the other kids are called princes and princesses. Why is he a lord? Because he's so far down the line or... No, because there was a decree by King George V. The fifth in 1917. That guy pissed me off.

Really? In 1970. This is King George the fourth? The fifth. Oh, no, no, no. Never mind. The fifth guy is good. Oh, he's good?

Okay. What were you in 1917? Were you over there? Or were you still here? No, I was, well, I was, spent some time at both places. Back and forth. Well, King George the Fifth. A lot of reading on ships back and forth.

You know, like that kind of thing. He limited the number of grand royal titles. He limited the title, the number of grand royal titles. Which is why Harry's and Megas son will be known as Lord rather than Prince. he wouldn't become his royal highness under the current rules. Now you might ask yourself like, what, what a minute,

but why is? Yeah, the dingleberries. The dingleberry prince and princesses. William and Kate's kids. Yes. Because the queen decided to override that rule. Oh.

Oh. The queen decrees that all their children will be prince and princesses. Now you might ask you a question and say, My question is, is it going to happen? Because she could do the same for the Harry and Megan Offrey. Hello. But the Queen's feelings on that subject have not been made public. Maybe we find that out in a couple days, right?

I mean, let's take it. That's why they're taking a couple days to drag the kid out. Okay. Prince Hank, otherwise called Harry, is over there. He's over at Windsor. I mean, are you okay, honey? You're in the kid, okay? Yeah, okay, you look great there.

You both sleeping. All right, I'll be back in a little bit because I've got to go see Grandma. Hey, is Grandma in? I got to check out. I want to go down and see Grandma. I got to talk to her. Hello?

Hey, Grandma, is Prince Henry? Who? It's me. Who? Can I come in? Who? I'm looking at the camera right now. You know me.

No, me. No camera here. No, no, no. The camera's right outside you're doing. No, no, no camera here. No, no. I was just wondering it come here because Megan and I just had a little, Who?

Megan, who? You know, my wife. Oh, my granddaughter. Good girl. Good girl. Yes, yes, yes. See, that's what I want to talk to you about. Oh.

We just had a little baby boy. I'm sorry? You just had a little baby boy. See, she asked for permission. Yes, we did. You said I could marry her. Oh, no, no, no, no. And so, and you also, you remember,

you told her that she couldn't wear any more if you jewelry. Yes, yes, yes. She can not wear her jewelry. Oh, you remember that. Yes, yes. You can not wear. No, no. But you said Kate could.

Yes, yes. Kate's a good girl. Yes. But you just said Megan was a good girl. No, no, no. I get them confused. No, no. Maybe, Grandma, I was wondering, so you made William and Kate's kids, princesses.

Yes, good grandkids, yes. There's a great great. Great, yes, good. You remember that, right? Yes, I do. Can I come in? I mean, I'm just standing right outside the door. No, no, no.

You're about to get a clap, so you're about to get a clap, so you, you're. You better hurry up. So my point is, Grandma, why I'm here, as I really want to know, and I keep looking up with the camera. Like I'm actually looking at the stupid camera. Look at the camera, yes. Well, I'm actually here, Grandma, is I just want to tell you, can I come in?

This is really frustrating, grandma. Just talk. Just talk. I keep, look at the cameras. Stop looking down. Look at the camera. I keep looking at the camera. Like, couldn't you let me in?

Anyway, why I'm here is, you know, we just had a little baby boy. I'm sorry? Megan and I my wife Uh huh We just had a little baby boy And who gave you permission

No you did You said oh we could get married Okay move on And uh We just was wondering Since we're gonna bring it out In a couple days I'm sorry

We're gonna bring the baby out Did you get permission? Well yeah We okayed it through something I mean Megan said it was okay Did the baby take the test So as far as I know The nurses are over there now

Is I really don't want it To introduce him With his new name which we haven't decided yet. We don't know if it's going to be Ivy or poison or whatever it's going to be. I'm sorry? We don't know the name of the child yet.

But is it possible that you could give an override and make him a prince? No. Like William and Kate's kid? Because you've done it for Bill and King. No. No, no prince, no prince. Grandma.

Grandma. Grandma. There's limited. You know, you're a great, great, great, great, great, great, great uncle, King Joseph. in 1917 put a decree. Yeah, I know the story, Grandma. Can I just come in and talk to you?

No, no, no, no. Grandma, no. No, no. We're done. We're done. I'm not done. We're done. We're done.

Oh, he's gone. Good. All, let's go to the break here. We might need something to drink after that anyway. I need a Coca-Cola real sugar. Or wait, is it real sugar? No, it's zero sugar. I don't even remember what the hell is going on.

Something is happening. what's going on. All right, as we're walking across to the break room, all right, and I know, look, we, I got kicked out of Windsor. I mean, Harry got kicked out of Windsor. That was the recording that was alive from the Windsor Whisper, the actual recordings. And we did have one listener that actually noticed that. And, you know, you're welcome.

Yeah. Yeah, you're welcome. But we did have, we did have just one more little royal still. that we didn't get an opportunity to get to, that kind of is, I mean, for you, the audience is kind of breaking news, because it was to us. And it seemed like we should know what we found out,

but I don't remember us knowing this, right? Yeah, I don't remember either. Okay, so the queen, we talked about her sister, who is the, she's like the head of the royal order of princesses or whatever the heck of her name is. Yeah, she's the princess royal. Yeah, the princess royal. Yeah. And it's the queen of this of his daughter.

Yes. Not her sister. Yeah. Why don't I keep calling her sister? I know. It's her daughter. Okay. So then we know she has Charles.

Yes. And we talked about him and who is almost, you know, 70. She's. And she didn't give the other daughter the head of the royal people until like she was 55. Which is a good age. How much do you have to hate your kids? Seriously. How much you have to hate your kids?

to, you know, wait through their entire adulthood to finally say, yeah, right. Fine here. I mean, she doesn't even give it. She doesn't even give it up for Charles wanted to be king. She let Charles go out to the stables. That's it after Diana. I mean, that was, anyway, we've been, it would be none of it. But we also found out that there's another kid.

There is another kid. Actually, this is Prince Edward, the erald of Wexer, is the third son of Queen the erald of Wexer. The erald. E-A-R-L. Is that what you're called? E-A-R-L. The Earl.

Yeah, the Earl. That's what I said. The Earl. The Earl of Wexer is the Thor... Jesus. The third son of Queen Elizabeth II. He's 55 now. And is her fourth child.

Wait. There's another one. Where are these people? I don't know. I have no idea. But he is 11th in line to the throne. But he's still in line, though Yeah, he's still in line, yeah

11th And not one has Not first Way far away Yeah Like the baby the baby who's born today It's freaking seventh Right

He's 11th How bad does that suck? Yeah That doesn't seem fair It does not That's why we're not them Doesn't seem fair But I need to find out

Who this fourth kid is She's got another one running around There's another one running around And are you all hers? Yes No no No, no. Just wondering.

I just wondered, are we done with the queen now? I mean, she's got kids everywhere. And the only ones we hear about, really, the only one we ever heard about was Chuck because he was first in line. The rest of them are just pales in comparison. When Chuck kicks, then the other one step up. Then you find out who's next in line. But then that's William.

That's Chuck's kid. See, that doesn't seem right. I mean, somewhere along the line, one of those other kids that she had should be. stepping up to the throne, right? That just seems the lineage of that. And I saw a headline of another story that talked about how it could be possible that this kid of Harry and Megan could also be the president of the United States.

I mean, could he be president of the United States and the king at the same time? That would be awesome. What? You know it's not going to happen, but it's just kind of funny. This is not a commercial, but it certainly could be. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah. You can send people flowers, 1-800. What is it, 1-800flowers.com.

Is that the number? Right, 1-800flowers.com? If you want to send flowers, 1-800 flowers.com, use the offer code Glenn or Glenn Beck or G. Or whatever the offer code is. Try them all. Offer-code Glenn, offer-clode back, offer code GB, whatever one gets to the discount, use that one.

$800flowers.com. But why these people are not advertising on this show, let alone this network, I will never know, and it has to be put to an end. Cinebun is delivering heart-shaped boxes of bun bites for Mother's Day. I want to do commercials for them. I want to have the heart-shaped boxes delivered to my home, and for me, not for a mother.

Happy Mother's Day. Put them in the microwave. Let's heat them up. 16-pack heart bond bites, $43. I tell you, we could sell the heck out of these bad boys for them. I mean,

it looks like it would be good. And Cinebun, this may come as a surprise to you. I'm a fan. I know. You can't tell that I've ever eaten anything like that before in my life, but I'm a fan. It's too expensive. The man who has Amazon delivering to his home every day.

The man who complains, they did not. They didn't ring my doorbell. They're just setting my packages in front of my house. They won't even go to the back. They'll do this. I asked them. They won't do this. The man.

The man who has stuff delivered to his home daily. daily tells me that Cinebond delivering a heart-shaped Mother's Day gift is too expensive. Is that what I just heard?

4999. Stop talking. I just said 43 bucks by the way. That's why I used the offer code Jeffie for 43. What is it 50 bucks? Is that what they want for a total?

Is that shipping and everything? Still, that's not bad. It does seem a little steep for one heart though. does seem a little steep for one heart. I mean, at least with 1,800 flowers.com, you're getting, you know, 18 roses, right?

I think if you order today, you get 18 roses and the vase for like 30 or 40 bucks underneath what you're paying for the cinnibunds. I almost ordered the mother's day gift from roses today. I need to do that probably. That seems like a pretty good deal. But there's many cinnabonds inside, though. So it makes sense,

by it's almost $50. What do you mean? Or you could just get them from the store. Can you get the heart-shaped ones at the store? It's a separate thing, right? So I could get cinnibuns, which, again, I've not opposed to and I'm a fan with extra sauce, please. But the, because the cinnamon bun topping is not bougie sauce, man.

I'll tell you that. It's warm sugar, ooey goodness. So it comes with 15 buns inside in a heart shape. shape box. Yeah, 16, I thought it said. That's 16, yeah. So that's... 16 mini ones.

Or regular size ones. The 9 ones. 16 mini ones is like, what? Heat it up and take it out in a heart shape and eat it. What you're doing, right? Plus, Cinebun, I don't know if you know this or not,

but they're not, they're not cheap. Just every day, Cinebin is not cheap. they expect you to pay a price for their product and you do so it doesn't surprise me that they are out of their way with the with the heart shaped we're going to do something extra we're going to charge a ton it does seem a little steep though for 50 bucks i tried the promo code jeffy it says this discount code is invalid what get cinnamon on the phone right now that is ridiculous

How can I advertise with this company if they're not going to allow my promo code? Did you spell it, J-E-F-F-F-Y? Oh, okay, hold on. Let me spell it that way. I spell it. J-E-F-F-F-I-E. Yeah, that's what I did. No, it's J-E-F-F-Y.

Loading, loading, loading. Loading, loading, loading, loading. This discount code is not valid. I can't take it. I thought we had an underwry. Did you get it? writing? I thought, well, I mean, it was a handshake deal. The cinnamon bun shake deal. I said it. I figured they agreed to it. Guess not. Also, news coming from 7-Eleven. 7-Eleven is going to start

delivering beer. What? Now, where was that? this when I was drinking. Seriously. I mean, we had to actually stay sober enough to be able to go and get more beer. Now I could just get drunk and it comes right to me. That's nice living right there. Because you used to at least, if you go to a bar, you get drunk out of your mind, but you still have to travel, right?

You still got to go home usually. Otherwise, just pass out in the back of the bar. And they wait until somebody opens it up tomorrow. Not that that's ever happened. And, but if they're delivering it right to your house, come on that's good news download the 7-Eleven app

click on something called the beer necessities cute and they will deliver it right to your house I guess you have to I mean who proves that you're 21 their delivery driver

I'm downloading the app hold on did you really I mean I'm a fan of having the beer delivered to your home, but there's a few things that are a little questionable. Like, how do you know if you're an adult? You know, if Billy isn't using Dad's 7-Eleven app while Dad's asleep.

Well, I do know when Insta-Kart, because you could get Insta-Kart beer, like if the place sells, when you get to the door, they verify your ID. Like, they verify the person out to come. You get your ID out, and then they give you the alcohol. So I wonder if they're how much more they're charging for that beer then, right?

I mean, because the free delivery stuff, if they've got to check for IDs and stuff, they're going out of their way for that. What was the app that you said? Go to the 7-Eleven app, right? I'm assuming, let's see, this is what to go. Download the 7-11 app.

7-1-1. According to this, you know, to get the beer, you have to download the 7-Now food and alcohol delivery app. Okay. It doesn't say that in the story. I'm just telling you what they say in this freaking story.

So if you go, did you try 7-dash spell the word 11 app? I have that one, but it said you have to download the other one. Well, okay, so you download that and then they tell you got to go download the other one. So they get two for one. It's what they're doing. That's what they're doing. They're seeing how good it works. I don't know.

How about does it happen to download one app? It'll work a lot better, 7-Eleven. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. Good news from Oprah Winfrey, though. You know, she quit 60 minutes. And I don't know about you, but I, the Oprah Winfrey 60 minutes segments were, I mean, they were. Right?

Yeah, me too. So apparently she quit because CBS News was unhappy with the way she was saying Oprah Winfrey. I'm sorry? CBS News was saying that she wasn't saying Oprah Winfrey well enough She's been saying for like 50 years Has made her one of the most powerful people in the world I did like seven takes on just my name even more

It was either too emotional It wasn't emotional enough It wasn't quite right She said that she had a deja vu A deja vu moment because She went through this once before When she covered a story as a young reporter where the family lost their home

and my boss told me that I reported it with too much emotion. Yep. I actually remember that circle. She told that to Dr. Phil. And Oprah said, I had too much emotion in the story? I thought that's what I was supposed to do.

So I was working on pulling myself down and flattening out my personality, which for me was not such a good thing. Yeah, it only worked for not flattening out her personality. I don't know. It's called the Oprah Freakin Network. So dear 60 minutes, take a hike. I think we got a tape of the encounter between Oprah and the producers.

Really? Yeah, I think we do. I think we do. Let me check my records here. Let me press play. Oprah, you're saying your name wrong. You need to flatten it out a little bit. Oprah, Winfrey.

Yeah, Oprah, no, that's too deep. you need to bring it up at the end of the story a little bit higher Oprah Winfrey No you know what That's that's too much emotion for this story The story is a straight new story I want a little bit lower than the high

And a little bit higher than the low And a little less emotion Oprah Winfrey You know that was pretty good But it wasn't quite right It wasn't quite right Because it wasn't quite right Because it wasn't quite

high enough above the low and low enough above the high and it was just not quite flat enough where the flat needed to be. It was flat. It wasn't quite where the flat needed to be so that's what I'm gonna be Oprah Winfrey. Oprah Winfrey. Oh see that's too much emotion at the end there. The Winfrey at the end is it'll be it's got to be less emotion at the end. You want the emotion at the beginning. So when you come up above the flat and above the bottom and you want

the emotion at the beginning, not the end. Oprah went free. Yeah, no, that's too much emotion at the front. Okay, so you want less emotion at the front and flat at the end and a little bit more emotion in the middle. How about you? And that's a wrap.

Oprah no longer working for CBS. All right, I've got to do the story to get this song out of my head. I don't know if it'll work. but I'm going to try because now for two days since I put this story in my show prep all I've been singing is Rocket Man and I can't get it out of my head my back my back last night free flight zero hour nine a.m. Why can't we?

Oh, that's the stupid promo again. Never mind. Don't play the rest of the promo. By the way, I'm almost there to, I'm going to order some beer to the studios. Let's see what happens when we order the beer. Okay. So right now in the process, I just put the address, 6301 versus I drive, Building 1, order a six-pack of 12 ounces bottle of Angry Orchid.

I love Angry Orchid. And a since, that's my favorite beer. Since it has to be. Is that locally sourced? That's locally sourced. I bet it is. And since it has to be $15 or more, I just order a monster and it takes me to the $15. dollars.

What's just order another 12-pack? Cheap bastard? I mean, that's good news right there. The six-pack is less than 15 bucks. Okay, here we got. You know, back in the day. Right now it's selling me, so I'm about to, you know,

purchase it. It says, it looks like you're buying an age-restricted item before you're ready to party. We're going to have to check ID. Okay? So they're going to make you take a picture of your license and send it to them? This is just a ruse to get people's information.

So now it's asking me, we select type you wish to scan. Yep. Okay. So you're going to have to scan your license or your or your bougie little ID that you have, right? You've got that. So it's asking for passport, driver's license, visa or identity card. Yeah. Oh, identity card.

Yeah, that's what I have. Identity card. So step one is to scan the front of the license. Okay. Okay. Is it readable? Yes. Now scan the back of the license. I don't know what the whole thing. Place a barcode in front of the camera into it automatically captured.

Ooh. Whoa. That was quick. That was quick. Boop! Talk about a boop right there. Okay. It's confirmed. We're going to place the order. It will be here.

And they confirmed it already. They confirmed that I'm 20 down. Wow. That I'm over that. So we're going to place the order. That's how fair. that was. That's amazing. And they already have my credit card on file too, by the way.

I'm 7-11? Yep. Apple pay. They took my Apple pay. They didn't even ask. They just said Apple Pay. Nice. And right now, they didn't ask.

They didn't ask. Just Apple Pay. Wow. So that's pretty cool. But if you didn't have Apple Pay, I guess it would ask. Because I do have Apple Pay on my phone, which is fun. So right now it says, order receive.

Thank you. We'll keep you updated. The order will be there at. Time in a month. 30 minutes. minutes. What? Yeah, 30 minutes. We could walk over to the 7-Eleven across the street and have it here. 7-Eleven's literally across the freaking.

But hey. That's taking you so long. This is what you do. We'll finish this on your social media. So is this the delivery? Is it 7-Eleven or is it a separate delivery people? According to this, this is all going to 7-Eleven. Okay, so we got to know if the guy works for. the guy works. The rest of this will be placed on your social media via video.

All right. There you go. We posted on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook, Jeff Fisher Radio, Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio. Okay, so now I'm back to my Rocket Man. All right. All this does is make you want to hear the whole song and it's not there. It's just the stupid Elton promo.

I just want to hear the whole song. That's all. Oh, Jeff, why don't you just listen to it yourself? That's work. So apparently you're going to be able to see the Rocket Man biopic early. They're releasing it early at nearly 400 theaters on May 18th. They're expecting nobody to watch it. The worldwide release isn't until the end of May.

I'm going to watch it. That's why. That's not true. Did they do it for the Rap City one? That's not true. Did they do it for the Rap City one? I don't think so. Exactly.

So the building the hype will do a soft release. we'll see how many people actually go see it and then when the real release we'll release it early so that's why we'll make the money we'll learn from this mistake a lot of animals in the story today

those are bad mouth of Elton I'm gonna be pissed you're probably right though yeah you're probably right especially since Elton came out and said everybody thought it was a a real thing

like his life and he said and he came out and said no not really that's how you kill your own movie right by the way that's how you kill your own I mean, he was being truthful. Yes, and thank you.

Yes. But. Instead of waiting until it was out and everybody went, hey, that's not real. Elton, that, you did that? Well, no, we just figured it'd look good in the movie and wanted to do it. I've always wanted to do it. Isn't that when you go, hey, they took creative control? Yes.

Right? Yes. So he should have just shut up, that's what we're saying. But that's Elton, John. And I don't want, I don't want the, I want the movie to be good. I love Elton. I want the movie to be good. Thank you.

I know. Keep doing this. I need to kill them. I got to get to the animal stories. I want to be singing rock a band forever. I mean, a stack of animal stories unbelievable today. I don't even know if we're going to have time to get through them all. But we will.

I mean, I'm running out of time for today. I've got so many stories for you. I really, I do. I've got animal stories that I'm in love with. I've got an update on the Victoria's Secret Crime that happened in Pennsylvania. The two have been identified. They were stealing and well. I still have a question, and I think we're being lied to from Victoria's Secrets,

because it says here that they stole $21,000 worth of Victoria's Secret underwear, right? We talked about this when they stole it. And we even priced it out. And now they're saying that they stole about 200 pairs, or 2,000 pairs, right? So two women, 2,000. Hold, I'm going to calculate it right. Just give it to me, give it to me. All right, 21,000, divided by 2,000.

21,000. divided by 2000. 10.5. Okay. Is that probably what a pair of panties at Victoria's $10? So, 10 bucks a pair?

No, it's more. Gotta be more, right? We priced it. The cheapest one we could find was like a thong for like 25 bucks. Right. Yeah. So anyway,

they found it. They're both being charged. There was two people. One was a lookout and one was taking the stuff from the drawer. Like they said originally. They're still questioning, though. I still question.

I still question the worth of the victorious secrets. We've got other crimes going on, these animals. I mean, now I'm just lost because I don't have the time, and I could be here for another two hours telling you stuff. I mean, we could talk about one story. All right, you told me Chris, Chris Cruz, one story. That's it? Yeah, that's it.

I have to pick one story. One story. I've got the criminals stealing from Amazon. I've got the Hamilton Township criminally charged with animal cruelty I got the spider Wait wait I said one story I'm trying to kick which story

Yeah but you're talking about the stories Kentucky Derby The winner on sale Oh we can talk about the Derby We gotta talk about the Derby Because the Derby happened this weekend All right so we'll talk about the Derby And then the rest of these stories

Like the Wild Racon Yeah yeah stop We're gonna talk about the other We're talking about the Contest in Alaska We could Don't make me We can talk about the

I got an hour's worth of material here yet But I picked the one Kentucky Derby story All right You had the confusion Over the winter at the Kentucky Derby Maximal Security One No

Disqualified I've never heard that before It went out of its lane It rolled a little too far Outside of his lane How do they know You can see it come out of its lane However

What they're saying You can say that because it came out of its lane, all right? It then caused other horses to fall back. That affected the race. Hey, Mr. Horse guy, I don't know. I'm not Camilla. I'm not living in the horse barn, all right?

I just go by what they said on Saturday for the race. And so because someone complained, of course. Because one of the owners complained. What owner? Was it the owner for the second runner up? I think it was. Of course. I think it was.

But I feel like the guy, I feel like the horse that it affected the most didn't complain. So I think that the guy who won wasn't the guy who complained, though. I feel like I got to go back and look now. I'm talking off the top of my head now because. I got to, but I feel like the second, the guy who complained wasn't the guy that won. I got to go back and check that out. But either way, bullshit. I thought that was racing.

I've also too. I get that we don't want, you know, they've got to keep them in their lanes because you can't, horses can fall down. You know, want people falling down and crashing. I got it. And I know the horses are expensive. Yep, I got it. But they're not worried about. They're not worried about all the stories that are talking about all the horse deaths going on for the horse racing deaths.

Not worried about that. Are they? The clones. Don't they have horse clones? Down in South America, all they have is horse clones. But they're playing the prince and princess games. All over again, yeah. Crabs?

Polo. Oh, pole. Horse polo. Yeah. Horse polo. Those crabs. Horse polo. They're shooting crabs.

They're, no, that's crab. Yeah, crabs. You don't shoot crabs. It's funny though, but you don't shoot crabs. Sorry, I just... You roll crabs? I just don't. Yeah, okay, so I was wrong in my thinking.

The horse or the owner that complained about maximum security is the owner of Country House who ended up winning. Right. I mean, hello. What they were. I think what they were saying, this was like, what they were saying on Saturday was that the horse that it affected it didn't complain.

Didn't complain. The horse that didn't bother at all but came in, but didn't win wasn't affected, but still complained about the roughing up, which then ended up disqualifying the horse. Right, right. So anyway, it was really very interested in watch.

However, it's going to be appealed and it'll go on forever. and these owners end up, what they'll do is they'll end up, we'll see a hockey fight out on the track at the Preakness. The owners will be out there. At the what? The Preakness, the next race, I think, is the Preakness, right? Huh.

One of the race. I thought this was it. This is the start of the Triple Crown. Oh, gosh. Yeah, that's what I thought. It's the start of the Triple Crown. Kentucky, the Preakness, and the Belmont. Duh.

But, not only do they sell horses, semen for breeding, for millions of dollars. They also, we found out, sell the winner poop in a jar. I mean, can you order that from 7-Ele- Can you order that from 7-Eleven? You're done. I think not. You're going to end with a poop story.

I think not. Can you order that from 7-Eleven with their special app? No. No, you cannot. And you could get a jar of the winner. Feeces 15 seconds, Jeffrey. I know, but I'm telling

to the rest of the story about the derby turds. And the tremendous... Five. I know, but we're not ready to go because it's the top dollar

in a jar.