Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 933 | That Would Be Fun!...

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

Unhappy with Frontier Airlines… Sesame Place remains under fire / Racial bias review / Shut down anything Rosita… Plus Sized models making less… Hollywood still fat shaming… Sell my fat for you to become plus size… Depp signs new deal with Sauvage… My own fragrance Sausage may be needed… Who Died Today: Rupert and Jerry marriage at 6… Teens and streaming... Disney dethrones Netflix… Walmart wants streaming with Walmart+… Amazon reading palms… Samsung showed of new stuff… No Big Deal: IRS lookin to hire / Iran assassination plot / Gov’t says we’ll help, then nope / More money to Ukraine / USPS parcel rates increase / Groceries still goin up / EPA names high risk facilities… Legoland Germany roller coaster crash… FBI shootout in Ohio… Phoenix Police bust drug smugglers… Two-Tiered Justice system? Harry and Meghan’s chickens  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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So a man is flying With his 25-month year old daughter Two years and one month old They get on the plane And the daughter Who he has a seat for Won't

She doesn't want to freak out And she's scared So she sits on his lap the flight attendant says oh yeah no uh she's over two years old and she's got to sit in her own seat well uh and look uh this is our first time traveling she's a little bit nervous and uh he couldn't get his daughter back in this seat she wanted to sit on his lap and i'm just trying to comfort her he said to the attendant the flight already taxying to the runway from the gate,

returned to the gate after the confrontation. The father and daughter were then forced off the plane. Frontier Airlines, caring and loving. Of course, released a statement. It is an FAA requirement that all passengers over the age of 24 months must be buckled into their own seat for takeoff and landing. The parent refused to comply and therefore was, asked to exit the aircraft with the child.

Well, then he bought another flight from Delta, where they said, uh, ran us that with him the entire time. Uh, he's acknowledged that there is a policy, but it was hoping frontier would be flexible like the others. I did not think it needed to be that far. I mean arrest for what? The, the attendant said, uh, you will be arrested. arrested.

You're flying from Atlanta to Orlando. What is that? An hour flight? Maybe two tops. What does it take to get to Orlando from Atlanta? I'm sorry, it's not an hour tops. It's an hour and one minute in the air. Minute 23 between taxiing and landing.

And you're going to have a nightmare with the kid. I know, I know. It's the rule. but you have a flight attendant that is being a, you know, well, let's use the right word, a bitch, whether it's a male or female flight attendant. And then Frontier just backs it up and says, not even an apology.

Sorry it ended this way, just that, hey, that's the requirement and you didn't comply, so get over it. I mean, I just want to say to Frontier Airlines, fuck you. welcome. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the fat. So some good news coming from Sesame Place, Philadelphia. They have announced a company review and pledged to have all employees complete mandatory bias training after a viral video appeared to show prejudice against the two young black girls.

Remembering we're still in the big lawsuit, the civil lawsuit of $25 million. after those allegations emerged, a Maryland man filed a federal lawsuit in Pennsylvania against Sesame Place Philadelphia's parent company SeaWorld Parks and Entertainment, alleging several characters intentionally refused to engage with his child and ignored

black guests. So, Sesame Place is under fire. And we find out that Rosita, the character, who was the in the forefront of this original lawsuit that wouldn't high-five the two little girls, the two little black girls,

removes all traces of Rosita. Gone! Have a nice day. The attractions and restaurants attributed to Rosita character have reportedly been closed. Oh, okay. The Muppet has been canceled. Now, the original lawsuit, the $25 million lawsuit, they claimed that they had 25 or 30 more families coming forward. So Rosita, a bilingual Sesame Street character, is being erased from the theme park in Philadelphia.

So that's good. Right? Everything's going to work out and they're going to pay the family $25 million. Hopefully the one girl will be able to come out of the house and not. be so depressed and everything will be fine, right? Right. You know, maybe the person who was playing Rosita can go be a plus-sized model. Well, you know, they can get a new gig as a, you know, a fat model. So apparently, uh, the plus size models are big and, uh, oh, thank you.

You can, you can quote beyond that. Plus-size models are big. They are contributing to a new trend in plastic surgery. More people undergoing butt lifts and breast implants. Plastic surgeons see an increased interest in procedures, including breast and buttock augmentations, that embrace a curvaceous plus-size body type. Oh, okay, great.

But lifts are currently the fastest growing cosmetic surgery in the world, And we've talked about them before. We've talked about the rehab centers that you go to. What's your face? The wife of Hank Williams, Jr. died after another plastic surgery operation. 61,837 carried out last year in the U.S. alone. Wow.

So they take some fat from one part of the body and inject it into the bottom. I will say this. I am willing. and this is just I'm going out on a limb here. I'm willing to sell some of my fat that if you want to put it in your rear end. I'm here for you. Email me chewing the fat at the blaze.com

or you can reach out to me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR, Facebook or Instagram, Jeff Fisher Radio, and we can talk. We could talk how much my fat is worth for your ass. Okay? In fact, I believe, and this is, I don't know this yet, I have to go see a medical professional, but I believe I can help more than one person. I know.

I know it's weird, but I'm willing. I am ready and willing to help you make your ass bigger. I'm almost, I'm almost not joking. But I guess. the plus-sized models are still kind of pissed because they're not making as much money as the regular runway models. I know. Weird. So, all right, whatever. Maybe, maybe it's because, I mean, we still have Hollywood fat shaming. Right? They don't hire fat people. Renée Zellweger is playing, uh, what's her face, Pam Hup in a movie where she's played, uh, you know, fat person. She had to dawn the fat suit. And we found, we talked about bread.

and Frazier who's playing in a movie the whale right where he gets to he's dawning the fat suit and so they don't want fat people playing fat people in Hollywood so maybe we need to change that up a little bit then the plus size models will be making a you know a little bit more money so I'm here to help I'm here to help

if you want to become a plus size model or look like a plus size model, reach out, and I'm willing to give you some of my fat to make you fatter. You're welcome. And I'm thinking also about launching my own fragrance line, uh, Saucage. I see where Johnny Depp signed his new deal, uh, with Dior for Sauvage. I really stopped airing him, uh, when that first, uh, when Amber, first went up against Johnny, filed her suit.

Savage said, eh, we went ahead and pulled the ads just to, we're going to stop airing the ads on TV when she first made her allegations. And then now, after he scored the courtroom victory, we're going to make a new deal. We're going to pay you seven figures. A multi-year deal for Johnny Depp with Savage.

But I'm thinking about making my own, tuning the fat Sausage fragrance You can let me know What you think about it I haven't developed I haven't worked on the exact

smell Of fragrance yet For that particular Cologne But it's I can already see You know my ad I'm out digging a cook pit

In the desert To cook my Sausage Because there's nothing I like more than smelly. Oh, yeah, Sausage. We'll have the fragrance of the smoke-filled room from the cooking of Sausage. And that's what you'll smell like. So I'm looking for, I've got ideas today. I have got ideas. Money-making ideas, too, I think. So I'm going to sell my fat. I'm going to go

ahead and sell you some Sausage fragrance. And it might be time to bring Moos by Jeffie back. again too. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, that is good. So I see it's over. Uh, Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall. I should have put this. Who died today? Who died today? The marriage of Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall. Six years old. Dead. so apparently like she just wanted she filed for divorce in Los Angeles they were married in the UK they've been together for six years apparently she was waiting for him in the UK and

he sent her an email saying yeah I'm done that's a good email to get there's nothing better than yeah you know what I'm done with you email email Oh, okay, Rupert, no problem. So I guess I'm left here just waiting for you in the UK? Yeah, yeah, okay. So it'll be worth millions of dollars for her and Jerry. They're going to settle the divorce. Who knows how much she'll get.

But I'm sure it'll be fine. I'm sure they'll be fine. I'm sure Jerry will still be able to live the life that she's become accustomed to. Oh, man. Congratulations. It's sad, though. Anytime someone gets a divorce, it's sad. No matter who it is.

But they finalize their divorce, and they cite, you know, irreconcilable differences, of course. And so she alerted the court that she wanted. It's been finalized, and, you know, don't worry about it. We're done. Oh, all right. No problem.

I'd like the divorce. the document said the divorce should be dismissed without prejudice, meaning that it could not be revived. All right, no problem. But they settled their breakup, and they're going to remain good friends. So they just, you know, maybe the email was just a little bit harsh.

Now you're waiting for me in the UK. Yeah, you know, I just, I can't make it, and we're done. Send. Wow. I mean, that's worth a few million in and of itself, man. And they've got, I mean, they've got all kinds of, I mean, hello. They bought a, uh, some $12 million property in Oxfordshire. And then they bought another, they spent, I don't know, 30 or 40 million, you know,

restoring that. They've got a cattle ranch in Yellowstone. Uh, they've got shared properties held in a trust, a New York apartment, another ranch in California, winery in L.A., sheep and cattle in Australia. They've got a big apartment in London, so who knows what... I'm sure, though, I'm sure that Jerry will still, as I said, live the life that she's become accustomed to. So, Rupert and Jerry Hall, Rupert Murdoch and Jerry Hall's marriage dead at the age of six. I saw a post yesterday that

talked about Burning Man is, the post was from, you know, the Burning Man Twitter account, The Man Burns in 23 days. The post was 24 days, but that was yesterday. So it'd be 23 days as of today. And so,

Black Rock City, August 28th through September 5th, I have always wanted to go to Burning Man. I mean, it looks like it would be a freak show, but it would be fun. It would be fun. It's returning to our desert home and it's going to involve each and every one of us to get involved Burning Man, Black Rock City, 2022, August 28th through September 5th.

I will for sure tune in on the live stream when the man burns. I don't know what social media account I'll be using to watch the man burn. Maybe I'll just go to the Burning Man website and watch it there. I don't know if it'll be TikTok or Twitter or Facebook or Instagram. I see that teens now are using social media differently compared to 2015. You think? According to Pew's new survey, about half of U.S. teens aged 13 to 17, say they're online almost constantly up from 24% in 2015.

Wow, doubled. The most popular platform for teens isn't TikTok YouTube, which 95% of the teens use. I can attest to that, although TikTok is right there. In 2015, the number one platform was Facebook. Oh, Facebook is, I mean, I should put that in who died today. Like, in 2015, 71% were still using Facebook. Today, more than half gone.

32%. Yeah, that's, I mean, That's why the Zuck is running scared. He's got to get META up and running, and they better find a way to attract the teens. And that's not live, that's not video, TikTok-ish videos on Instagram. That's getting people over to Facebook and META.

And I don't know, it might be too late. It might be too late, man. Over half, over half of them gone in six or seven years. That is not good. That is not good. Congratulations to Disney, as they have dethroned Netflix, according to this story. Disney now has 221.1 million subscribers across their streaming platforms globally, putting it ahead of Netflix, which has 220.7 million.

Wow, pretty close, man. Disney posted impressive subscriber growth the last quarter, adding 14.4 million to Disney Plus. And amazingly, an ounce price hike. across the streaming products. Oh, in the U.S.? Yeah, in the U.S. Oh, that's good. But, you know,

okay, and they claim that the Disney Parks posted record revenue. So congratulations to Disney bigger and stronger than ever. I see where Walmart has been in talks with Paramount, Disney, and Comcast

about including streaming in its membership service Walmart Plus. Wow, that would be, I don't know, that'd be, that'd be all right. I mean, you know, look, you sign up for Walmart Plus and you get, you get a, you know, you get a free Paramount or you get free Disney or free Comcast as part of your deal with Walmart Plus. It'll be a good selling point, no question about it. And I see where Amazon is launching a palm reading payment system, a Whole Foods store in California is going to be the first to deploy the technology. Can we just I mean we're gonna start with the palm and I just put the chip in be done All right. Just give me the retina scan

It's you know, let me put my eye And let me get the retina scan it's me all right. Let me end fine And we'll be done I mean at least I will say this I don't know that if someone wanted to use my account And it was a between a retina scan and the palm scan do I want them if I if I have a a hand cut off or I have an eyeball taken out. I'm not sure which is worst, but it could happen. Over an Amazon account? I don't know. I think you can have my hand. I'd rather have my eyeball. It could be just me, though. That's all. I was looking at new phones the other day, too, because I need one desperately. Samsung, and I'm a Samsung fan, unveiled new foldable phones, which I saw the other day.

I was at the store, you know, a little browsing, a little mobile phone browsing. And They're the foldable phones and the smart watches and the earbuds. I'm not, you know, I'm a Rayban guy for earbuds, so I'm not really, I don't care too much about the Samsung earbuds. But they just had the big galaxy unpacked event and they showed off the new foldable phones. And in fact, we have a foldable phone in the house, which is not bad. It's kind of nice. My father-in-law has a new foldable from Samsung, which is pretty nice. I don't know that I want one though.

My Samsung, what the heck do I have? I think I have a 9 plus now, an old 9 plus. I mean, it's on a walker now. It's in a wheelchair. It's so old, and I love it. But the crystal has cracked all the hacks. See, the original crack on my phone. I thought I had the cover, you know, the screen cover.

And I didn't. So, you know, now I have the screen cover, but the original crack, and now the crack is getting really bad. So I'm going to have to. Apparently, you know, apparently when the screen cracks, it continues to crack. I know. You know, I didn't realize that, but I do now. So I'm not sure what is the new phone I'm going to be getting,

but there is going to be one coming to the new chewing the fat hand soon. And the thing is, is that what's good about the new phones is they're just cheap. I mean, they just practically give them away. Wait, they don't. With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Under the heading of no big deal, the IRS is hiring new special agents.

Requirements include working a minimum of 50 hours per week. It may include irregular hours, be on call 24-7, including holidays and weekends, and carry a fine. firearm and be willing to use deadly force if necessary. Evan, if you're looking for a gig, major duties are going to adhere to the highest standards of conduct, especially in maintaining honesty and integrity, work that minimum of 50 hours a week. You know, I've been being on call 24-7.

Maintain a level of fitness necessary to effectively respond to life-threatening situations on the job, carry a firearm, and be willing to use deadly force, be willing and able to participate in arrests, execution of search warrant, and other dangerous assignments. No big deal. Then I see where the Department of Justice charged a member of Iran's Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps for allegedly trying to plot the assassination of John Bolton

and President Trump's former National Security Advisor John Bolton. Ah, no big deal. Are we still talking to Iran, by the way, as part of the United States? I mean, is our president still dealing with Iran because this would lead me to believe that maybe we shouldn't be. They're trying to kill our leaders, but, you know, what do I know? No big deal.

Also, I see where in New Mexico, the government said, hey, we're here to help. But then, yeah, no. So the U.S. government that started the largest wildfire in New Mexico's recorded history is now telling victims, you know, you need to share at some of the recovery costs. Wait, what? Yeah. The U.S. Forest Service lost control of two controlled burns in April,

destroying 341,000 acres and 432 homes in northeastern New Mexico. President Biden claimed that the federal government would cover 100% of the cost. And we know he's not going to lie. but the disaster declaration ultimately only covered the cost of debris removal and emergency protective measures, leaving many victims stuck with programs that require buy-in to rebuild their houses and other necessary infrastructure. Huh. So we got it. We got you covered.

100%. the United States Postal Service, of which I should be in charge, by the way, I keep on remind people that, are saying that, yeah, we're going to raise the price. You didn't think you were going to be paying the same price to mail packages during the upcoming holiday season, did you? Yeah, no, because we're raising the price on that. No big deal. I see also we're going to send another, another billion dollars worth of military aid to Ukraine. the largest delivery of weapons since the war started. No big deal.

And I see where we still have increases in groceries. I know that we had zero percent inflation last month. Uh-huh. But grocery prices in July had the largest price increase since 1979. Oh, is that it, though? Yeah, that's it. Don't worry about it. No big deal.

I mean, I told you, we talked about gas prices. We got gas prices going down, but that's, you know, regular. You've watched the diesel price. The diesel price has not gone down. What uses diesel? Could it be the delivery trucks that deliver our goods? Oh, I think it is. That's right.

So those prices would still be going up. And that's exactly what's happening. That's amazing. So I don't have to tell you. I mean, I go to the same grocery stores you guys go to And you see the prices of potatoes and eggs, meat, butter and coffee All, you know, skyrocketing with price increases. So, you know, it doesn't matter that, oh, it's coffee is only up 20%.

And potatoes only rose 4.6%. Oh, okay. Butter was only up 26%. The percentages don't. I mean, obviously, the percentages mean a lot. But you just, you see it. You see it when you walk down the aisles. If the product is in the store, the price is going up.

But zero percent inflation last month. Uh-huh. No big deal. And the EPA announced that as a result of an information collection request that they conducted, they have found that there are. are 23 high-risk ethylene oxide sterilizer facilities. And when you, I see these ethylene oxide sterilizer facilities everywhere, but they have a cancer risk rate of above the EPA's 100 in a million unacceptable risk rate.

This includes a facility in Laredo, Texas, where Earth Justice, I love Earth Justice, have been working with local organization to address risk-posed, by the sterilizer facility near an elementary school. And that's good. Ethylene oxide is a colorless, typically odorless, flammable gas that is used to make other chemicals, plastic, and to sterilize medical equipment. Ethylene oxide is also an aggressive carcinogen, and the facilities that manufacture it are typically found in low-income neighborhoods and communities of color.

Well, we cannot have that. It's important in a welcome step to increasing transparency. the toxic air pollution and health threats that sterilizer facilities pose to the health of millions Americans. So, you know, Earth Justice, along with Stop Sturrogenics, Georgia, Rio Grande International, Study Center, Clean Power Lake County, and Union of Concerned Scientists, applaud EPA's announcement and the transparency and look forward to continue to. collaboration in order to ensure the most protective standards for communities across the country.

What are those communities, you may ask, the high-risk ethylene oxide sterilizer facilities? Those 23 locations. So these are the sterilizers where there are elevated risk at or above 100 million to nearby communities. Lakewood, Colorado, Groveland, Florida, Taunton, Massachusetts, Hanover, Maryland, Jessup, Maryland, Salisbury, Maryland, Jackson, Missouri, Columbus, Nebraska, Franklin, New Jersey, Linden, New Jersey, Ardmore, Oklahoma, Erie Pennsylvania. I cannot think of Ardmore, Oklahoma, without thinking of that stupid movie with Sissy Spaceac from 19, I don't know, it was 80s. sometime early 80s called Raggedy Man. And in that movie there's a scene

where one of the stars, what's his face? Eric Roberts plays and he comes in and she's a telephone operator in Texas is in 1944 during the war

and it's based on what happens during the war and she's locked down and can't move all that kind of stuff which was a lie but you know anyway and Sam Shepard is in it and uh RG Armstrong so I mean it was fun and Sissy's Pasek and it was just a stupid movie but in that movie Eric stops by the you know the phone house to make a phone call in the middle of the night and he calls back to Oklahoma to see what talk to his girlfriend and he finds out that his girlfriend is not uh you know has married another guy

since he's been off to war and uh he the guy on the other end said and eric says uh huh Yeah, I know people say he's a really good guy. Actually, people say that he's the sorriest son of a, in Ardmore, Oklahoma. That's just me. This is the stupid line from a stupid movie, but it's Ardmore, Oklahoma. And that's what made me think of the stupid movie is mentioning Ardmore, Oklahoma, as one of the locations and names of sterilizers where there are elevated risks at or above 100 million to nearby communities. So Ardmore, Oklahoma, Erie, Pennsylvania.

Zelenpole, Pennsylvania. Is that Zelenpole, Zillenpole, Pennsylvania? I apologize. You know, I'm sure that it's Zaline, Selina Pole, Selina Paul, Pennsylvania. It is not. Amorpha Fallis. Pennsylvania.

You've got Aranesco, Puerto Rico. Fajardo, Puerto Rico. Salinas, Puerto Rico. Valalaba, Puerto Rico. It's not Valalabba. It's Villa Laba, Puerto Rico. New Teswell, Tennessee, Memphis, Tennessee, Athens, Texas, Laredo, Texas, Sandy, Utah, and Richmond, Virginia. So those are bad places.

You don't want to be there. They're high-risk facilities here in the United States and Puerto Rico. Well, I guess Puerto Rico does count as the United States, doesn't it? It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rink on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice? Yes, we deliver those.

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Germany, injuring at least 34 people, two of them severely. Wow. One roller coaster train brake heavily and another train collided with it at the Lego Land Park in Guernsburg, Germany, beautiful this time of year man you that's where you want to be uh three helicopters deployed fire and rescue services and of course it's not immediately clear how the crash could happen uh they were on the same track let me help you out a little bit uh they weren't supposed to be on the same track but they were uh wow that's terrible just terrible and it got to be i mean first of all you're scared you want to be scared on the roller coaster and then you're really scared for real on the roller coaster just terrible uh you don't want that to happen to anyone and there's a

big shootout in ohio by the time you hear this is believe you said done they've got some guy that they had a was in a car chase and then he shot up the FBI office and then they've got him cornered in a field so they'll bring him down soon no reason they don't know why yet uh you know i'm sure that they're going to try to blame that on uh Donald trump but uh we'll see We shall see. And then I see where the Phoenix police department, as we're talking about crime, we might as well continue on.

The Phoenix police departments say that they've dismantled Mexican drug trafficking ring. They've indicted 14 members. Okay, cool. If that's true, they announced that they have completely dismantled

this Mexican drug trafficking organization that has been smuggling narcotics over the border into the United States. The drug, Drug Enforcement Bureau has seized large quantities of drugs, including fentanyl and methamphetamine, linked to the alleged drug ring since first launching its investigation in 2021. Investigators seized over 517,000 fentanyl pills, 130 pounds of meth, three ounces of cocaine, one ounce of fentanyl powder,

13 vehicles, 13 firearms, and over 135,000. of dollars in cash. That seems a little low. I feel like there should be more cash. I feel like perhaps there's more cash in the back of some Drug Enforcement Bureau's automobile. Now, that's just me. I don't know that. I mean, maybe that's all the cash they had on hand. You know, maybe a couple people got away

with a couple of bags of cash. But I just feel like when you've got 517,000 fentanyl pills, 130 pounds of math, three ounces of cocaine, one ounce of fentanyl powder, 13 vehicles, 13 firearms, and I feel like that's a little low too. And over, and you just have 13 firearms and $135,000 in cash.

I feel like that's not the entire Mexican cartel that's doing that. But that's still good news. They got this stuff off the street. There's 14 members. So there's 14 members, and they only got 13 firearms and 135.

thousand in cash. I just feel like that's not right. But good news, that's good. They got this stuff off the street. Congratulations to Chief Roy Murmudez. Nagalas is Arizona Police Chief. Congratulations. I mean that. Congratulations. And I see a new study talking about crime. Nearly eight in ten Americans.

And you may be one of the eight that believe the U.S. has a two-tiered justice. system. The National Issues Survey of more than 1,000 likely 22 general election voters conducted between July 24th and July 28th by a Trafalgar Group in partnership with Convention of States Action found that 79.3% of Americans believe that the United States has a two-tiered justice system with one set of laws for political insiders

and another for average Americans. Notably, large majorities of both parties agreed with the idea. Really? I don't know what could get you that. I don't know what makes think of that. The survey asked respondents, what is your opinion of the current state of the American justice system? Ah, there's two tiers. That's my opinion. 11.6% of the respondents answered,

there's one system of justice, with laws applied to all Americans equally. Yeah. 9.1% of Americans, I don't know, we're unsure when asked. So, I mean, that's a tough one because we believe that this is the, you know, the American law justice system is equal. Everyone is equal under the law, right? And it does feel that that's the way it is.

It's the American justice system. Everyone is equal. However, I think what's different in today's world is that while there may not be a, two-tiered justice system, there is a difference between who faces the justice system and who doesn't. That's a big difference. I don't know who comes to mind first, Hunter Biden, that he's never even faced the justice system. So is it, you know, if he were to face it, then, you know, he would probably go down. There'd be some bad things happening. But you got to get there first. So I don't know that that means that there's two tiers.

That's a two-tiered system. But it is a bad system when stuff like that happens. There's no question about that. Should we have Town Square again? And stone everyone in Town Square and tar and feather people? No, I don't think that should happen at all.

Should we burn the witches, who have all been exonerated now, by the way? Should we burn the witches or throw them in the water? No, that shouldn't happen at all. But people should face it. the justice system when they do wrong. Unless, of course, it's, you know, you or me. So is it wrong of me to want Harry and Megan's chickens to get eaten by a mountain lion?

I don't know. If it is, then, you know, I don't want to be wrong. But, you know what? I want it to happen. So apparently there's a mountain lion roaming around Montecito. in the Harry and Megan neighborhood of the houses of the hoity-toity and they were told

that their flock of chickens which they rescued. Remember, we saw the footage of their rescued chickens from the factory farm on Oprah when they interviewed, were interviewed on Oprah, and we saw the Hair Archie's chick in

and how they have their chickens all over. And I'm sure there's plenty of other animals throughout Montecito, all the hoity-toids have their fancy animals and stuff. But, you know, they talk about having other wild animals in that neck of the woods.

And so they are telling people to be careful. I mean, the executive director of the Montecito Association, who I love, Sharon Byrne. We want people to have cameras and lights to secure their homes and secure their chicken coops and secure whatever other animals they may have. But chickens can be a,

a fast, easy source of food for hunting animals, so they have to be safe and secure. Now, there's footage from a neighbor, you know, a few couple of miles away from Harry and Megan, where you see the mountain line, you know, walking in the driveway. It's a big old boy, too, or a big old girl. And, you know, he's just out, you know, out hunting around,

snooping around, looking for chickens. Man, do I want Harry and Megan's chickens to be eaten by a mountain line? I don't know why. I don't want anybody to get hurt, but I just want their chickens to be eaten by the mountain line. That's just me. I want the story to be that, please. I know there's coyotes and bears and deers, oh my, but, you know, they claim that, look, we're in a drought. There's been fires and mudslides, so the animals are coming down, and they're coming around, and we've just got to be careful, and we've got to take precautions during the night. Now, a mountain lion killed a human in California back in 2004.

a 35-year-old man was mauled to death at the Whiting Ranch Regional Park in Orange County. There was a victim in Montecito area back in 1992. Now, this child was a nun-year-old boy, according to the story. I don't know if it means that he was a nine-year-old boy or if he was a nun-year-old boy, just a little baby. But the story says he was a nun-year-old boy. But he lived. He had 50 puncture wounds.

and needed like 600 stitches. So, but he did live. So I'm guessing that he was a nine-year-old boy because I don't think a nun-year-old boy could have lasted with 50 puncture wounds and 600 stitches. But, you know, I don't know. I could be wrong. I could be wrong.

However, I just want Harry and Megan's chickens to be eaten by this mountain lion. I just want him to show up. Now, it's easy enough for Harry and Megan to show up and, you know, say, here, little mountain lion, here, little mountain lion. Now, that might be a fun story, too. Harry and Megan shoot the mountain lion. They would, I mean, that would not be them at all.

Now, I mean, maybe they, maybe they shoot the mountain lion after he eats all their chickens. Maybe I could see that, maybe. But I doubt it very much. So just, they're going to lock everything down and put cameras up. and hopefully we'll see footage of the Mountain Lion eating Harry and Megan's chickens in Montecito. That would be fun. I started with it and I wanted to end with it.

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