Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 934 | The 4th Dimension?...
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And now, chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.
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herpes virus. No one wants that. No one. So seek medical attention. Welcome. Welcome to chewing the
fat. So we talked a little bit about Anne Hache and my, of course, you know, her favorite,
my favorite line from Volcano. Wow. And then there was a little bit.
the favorite.
Oh my.
I mean, it's Academy Awards.
Oscars around for that movie
Out of Volcano.
But, you know, she had the big crash.
Well, now we find out they said originally she was drunk.
Well, that's because she was drinking on her
podcast, because it's sponsored by some
vodka company.
But we don't know when that was recorded.
It just dropped on the same morning
that she had this crash.
So it may have been recorded before,
because now we find out she didn't have alcohol in her bloodstream.
But it looks like she was high on cocaine.
And look, she's whacked out of her brain to begin with and has been for years.
Remember we talked about how she, back when she broke up with Ellen,
she was wandering around showing up at other people's homes.
And the people are like, excuse me, this is our home and you don't live here.
And so, you know, she's been blacked out of her brain forever.
Then I was reminded of an interview that she gave to Barbara Walters.
I mean, that's how long ago.
That was year 2000, I think.
So 22 years ago, whew.
So I didn't remember because I wasn't around that.
So anyway, I remembered the Ann Hays interview.
And I was like, well, didn't she talk about being crazy out of her mind?
And I found it.
I found the Anne Haste with Barbara Walters,
so I'm not going to play the god-awful 20 minutes of it
because it was just terrible.
But the beginning of it, fascinating.
Ann, are you crazy?
I'm not crazy now.
I lived a crazy life.
Oh.
I was raised in a crazy family,
and it took me 31 years to get the crazy out of me.
You wrote in your book that you were insane.
Those are your words, insane for 31 years.
You're 32 now.
I had another personality.
I had a fantasy world that I escaped to
I called my other personality Celestia
I called the other world that I created for myself
the fourth dimension
I believed I was from that world
I believed I was from another planet
I think I was insane
I'll show you a picture
I mean I believe we're right there
I think Celestea found her way back
okay I believe that Celestia
it didn't take
she took the crazy out
but it didn't take because she's 53 now
and Celesteia came back and said
I'm back
so she is in a dire situation though
I mean it's even worse than what we anticipated
from the beginning because you see how the car
you know she crashed twice
she crashed early on into some parking garage
and some
storage unit they took pictures over there
and then you see the footage of her
racing down the street and then she smashed into that house
and it burned she was in the house for an hour
as it burned and smoldered they pulled her out of her she is not in good shape
she had smoke inhalation and of course the original stories were
you know life threatening she can't she can't breathe on her own
well we just find out now that she is suffering from
I should have I mean she hasn't died yet so I'm not putting her in
who died today, but I could very easily because she's suffering from severe anoxic brain injury,
right? Anoxic, A-N-O-X-I-C.
Amorphophalus.
Yeah, brain injury.
As a result of the car crash last week, so she is not expected to survive.
I mean, she is, as I said, 53 now, and she's in a calm.
critical condition.
And according to her people, she always wanted to donate her organs.
So she's being kept on life support to determine if any are viable.
Wow.
I mean, the statement thanks the dedicated staff and wonderful nurses that cared for Ann at the Grossman Burn Center at West Hills and Los Angeles.
One story I read about the Grossman Burn Center is that was found.
by Dr. So-and-so Grossman
who's his son
or daughter now is wanted for murder
or something. Some weird
this is a side note of
oh yeah there's a crime going on there too
but that's not really important
so she had a huge heart
and it touched everyone she met
with her generous spirit
uh-huh
more than her
extraordinary talent she saw
spreading kindness and joy as her life's
work. I'm sure that when she was
driving her mini down the road at 100 miles an hour smashing into that lady's house.
She was spreading kindness and joy for her life's work.
I mean, holy cow.
And now they say that, remember they couldn't get the blood work out, so they have a warrant now.
The toxicology tests aren't going to be back for weeks to identify the drugs more clearly
and to differentiate them from the medication she was given for treatment at the hospital.
So there might be more than a little blow in Ann.
Anne might have been a little cocktail, a little cocktail of drugs.
The cocaine is helping her along a little bit.
Who doesn't need a little bump every now and then, really?
I mean, seriously, who among us?
That's what I thought.
so it's really sad i mean i would guess and i don't know how long they're planning on
you know keeping the beeper going for ann at the hospital i don't know how long when you
decide that yeah you know what uh the liver and the lungs where you can't breathe because
you were in that smoke and fire for an hour while we were trying to get you out of there you
we're just not going to be viable for anyone else, right?
I mean, you hope that it is.
We hope that we can clear it out and give it to someone else
to help their life be better, but probably not.
And so, you know, sooner than later,
the plug is going to be pulled.
So if you're a friend of Ann's, a friend of the families,
you want to pay your respects,
I would say stop by soon
because it's not going to be too long before you hear.
So sorry, but that's just the way it is.
So as long as we're talking about possible crimes,
I mean, Anne is going to be tried,
even if she passes away, rest her soul.
The Anne Heish Foundation will be paying for the house
and the cleanup and the trials and tribulations
of anyone involved in that crash.
So any money that Anne had in the,
the bank from Volcano and Lord knows
she was still raking in the money from
Wow
that's gonna go
that's gone have a nice
have a nice day
so if you were impacted at all
by Anne Hache speeding
by you in a mini in a mini Cooper
I would say get the lawsuit
going right now because there's
no way they're just going to they're not going to say no
it's going to say okay here's the money
get out of here shut up yeah it was bad
so you're going to get a lot of money
A Virginia man has been sentenced to 12 years in prison on federal bank robbery charges
in a case that I think we talked about this early on
because it tested the constitutionality of the geo-fencing from Google location histories.
So O'Kello Chatri, 27, was sentenced this week for the,
the 2019 robbery of the
call federal credit union in
Midlothian. And when you think of bank
robbers, you think of
call federal credit union
in Midlothian. Man,
he's scant. Anyway, his lawyers
argued that the use of the geo-fence
warrant to identify people who were
near the scene of the robbery
violated their constitutional
protection against unreasonable searches,
which, you know, I tend to lean
that way. Uh,
in my thinking, but the federal prosecutors said, no, no, no, there was no reasonable expectation
of privacy.
He voluntarily opted in to Google's location history.
And I always, for myself personally, I always forget that I'm, I haven't turned on,
my location turned on my phone, because I do, I do consciously shut it off when I don't need it.
so if you're in the middle of going to think about robbery robbing someplace like let's say i don't know
the call federal credit union in medlothian i would say turn off your location finder
because i get the email from google now an update this is where you traveled the last third thank you
i got i got to opt out of that too because it bugs me get just it just bugs me getting the email
i mean i appreciate it thank you about you know i don't need to have you remind me where i've been
I know where I've been.
So the geo-fence warrant is good.
The judge said, yeah, we're fine.
And don't worry about it.
It didn't violate any constitution by gathering the location history of 19 cell phones,
including Chattries, near the bank at the time of the robbery,
without having any evidence that their owners had anything to do with the crime.
Okay.
I mean, the police got the warrant.
Apparently this is not the first.
time that the detectives have done this, so they've been using it.
This is not the first time that these specific detectives have not, have used it before.
So they knew how to go about getting one.
So he got 141 months, which is the low end, because they talked about, one of the things
I liked was the prosecutors, and that's what they do, I know, but it's kind of agonizing
sometimes, where they talked about they wanted, they denied the,
defense request for a lower sentence.
And because there was too many victims, too many victims.
But no one got hurt.
I mean, it was just all threatening stuff.
He demanded cash in a handwritten note, waved a gun, threatened to kill the bank tellers
family, ordered employees and a customer onto the floor.
Okay.
What else are you going to do at a bank robbery?
Oh, please.
Can I have the money, please?
So if you're doing a bank robbery,
now I know you want people to be scared.
And I don't want to go through the whole process of robbing a bank
because I don't want to give you all the little tricks of the trade.
But I'm just saying,
that's your whole point is to make someone scared.
So they look down, shut up and give you the money.
You're not really going to go and hurt their family.
Oh, no, I'm not on the side of the bank robber.
Shut up.
The geofencing thing kind of does bug me a little bit,
So that's a little bit of a problem for me, but what do I know?
Good news for, I mean, convicted criminals in Chicago,
Cook County State Attorney Kim Fox vacated the sentences of seven murder convictions
against inmates who spent decades in prison because the detectives gave falsified evidence
and intimidated witnesses.
and this is a fascinating story, man.
These detectives, I mean, this one lady spent 28 years in prison.
She had kids, the toddlers when she went to prison.
I mean, they're, holy cow.
And so she was interrogated by the detectives and by the detective and other cops.
She was denied sleep for over 20 hours and then just signed the confession.
I don't know.
I don't think they've arrested the detective yet.
That won't be far off.
However, that's enough crime.
All right, I'm tired of helping you out with your crime.
Let's go to the break room.
I need something cold to drink.
Desperately.
Oh, that is good.
So I see a story that talks about New Yorkers,
barely flinch as a naked man,
strolls through the subway station, man, do I miss working in New York?
I mean that, it made me miss Manhattan.
Oh, man, it was, I, at the time, loved New York City.
I don't know that I could work there and live there again now.
But at the time, when we were broadcasting out of Manhattan and I was in and out of the city
every day, it was so fun.
And like, a naked guy walking through the subway.
So?
I mean, I got places to go.
I got things to do.
This guy is naked, quacked out of his mind.
So, no, I'm not going to flinch.
He's just walking down the subway naked.
So?
If you live in New York and haven't seen somebody walking down the street or in the subway
naked, you haven't lived in New York very long, okay?
I mean, seeing a naked person walk along the subway is like seeing rats running along the subway
tunnels.
That's what happens.
And I was always disappointed that I never saw the big rats.
Everybody was talking about the big rats that they'd see in the subway tunnels.
I only saw like mid-sized rats in the subway tunnels.
Very disappointing.
Very disappointing.
But I'm just saying it's no big deal to see someone walking around naked in the subway.
That's New York.
Okay, so there's New York, right?
You've got people walking around naked and crows.
happened in the streets and, you know, life was good back in the, you know, 2010, 10 years ago.
Now, no, no, thank you.
But the place that you don't want to be is Ukraine, right?
There's a war going on.
We're sending billions and billions and billions of dollars to Ukraine because there's a war going on.
But that doesn't stop the nightclub action in Crimea because, uh,
We've got video of a bouncer and one of the patrons having sex up on the stage, up on the bar.
And it's being filmed all over.
I thought they must be scared there.
I mean, this is a scary time in Crimea.
What, are we supposed to stop having sex in bars because there's a war going on?
No, I just, you'd think maybe you'd think twice about it.
That's all.
That's all.
I just wondered.
So, apparently this happened.
hours before some of the big explosions broke out in Crimea.
So maybe they've cut back a little bit on the bar sex.
But everybody's filming.
There's pictures of them out of the bar.
Taking care of some serious business was the bouncer man.
He was taking care of some serious business with my girl.
And then she was grabbing the ceiling wires.
And then she came down and was down on her knees.
I don't know what she was picking up.
But she got down on her knees for something.
She was looking for something.
And I'm not sure what she was picking up,
but she was down there for a while.
Business.
Anyway, the shocking footage,
it was, apparently it's illegal.
So the guy is behind bars already.
They already found him and have him behind bars.
He's got to spend 15 days in jail.
Public sex is a crime.
punishable by a small fine and 15 days in jail.
So he's already there.
They're looking for the girl.
I'm sure everyone will help them find her.
I just, I love the fact that it's so scary.
It's so scary over there that we've got to have time to be at the bar and just have open sex everywhere.
Yeah, there's a war going on.
Don't worry about it.
Apparently, last.
Last week, you know, they're filming the new Game of Thrones.
Nice House of the Dragons.
I'm looking forward to it.
That actually opens soon, right?
I mean, we're at the beginning of that.
Yeah, next week, the 21st.
Nice House of the Dragon on HBO.
So apparently, and that was being filmed in Croatia,
apparently a bunch of the HBO aficionados
were over there with a lot of public business going on during the filming of House of the Dragon.
So that gives me even more hope for the show.
Then I see where Amanda Seifred, the actress, wishes she had intimacy coordinators as a teen.
I wanted to keep my job.
I let myself be uncomfortable.
Yeah, you know, they said, hey, Amanda, we need you to get naked in this scene.
all right fine
I'll keep my job and keep the paychecks
now she's disappointed
are you
are you Amanda
are you
because I feel like the answer to that is
no but that's what she said
that's what she said
you know they've got the intimacy
coordinators the first remember we first heard
intimacy coordinators
with the Frank Langela
thing when he got fired from Netflix
because Frank blamed
well he blamed
cancel culture and everything.
But he also talked about the intimacy coordinators and how the intimacy coordinator
wanted him to put his hand here and put his hand there and, you know, kiss this way.
And he was like, it's just silly.
It wouldn't work that way in real life.
Now, apparently he did a few other things, too, that I may have a questionable.
Nobody can take a joke anymore.
Okay.
But I love the intimacy coordinators.
Now, some people get wound up like Frank does about them.
They talk about how the intimacy coordinators don't quite, you know,
they want you to do things that wouldn't be normal.
But, you know, hey, look, they established an environment of safety for actors.
I was extremely grateful for the one we had on my show.
They showed grace to a newcomer like myself.
This was Rachel Ziegler.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Those around me who had years of experience, spontaneity.
and intimate scenes can be unsafe.
They can.
So you've got 30 people
in a room
or standing around a made-up room,
not even a real room.
And you're supposed to walk in,
you know, naked or wrapped in a towel
and get ready for a sex scene.
And then you have to have the intimacy coordinator say,
well, then you need to put your left hand here.
And if you watch the show,
shows, man. It is that way. The sheets are just right, getting on and off beds. I'm told,
now I haven't seen, and I wish I could see, and I very disappointed that I haven't seen the plastic
covers of the female genitalia and how they cover up with a, you know, this, this is like a plastic,
like a plastic diaper or a fitting thing so that it's, you know, that you appear nude, but you're not
really. And so
you know, homeboy
homeboy or home girl
isn't
putting anything by accident
in a place where you don't want it to go.
If you know what I'm
saying.
I am so, I will
find one of those immediately.
I am mad at myself now
for admitting that out loud that I have
not seen one of those. That is
what I'm doing this weekend.
And then I see where life is
imitating art
or is it art
imitating life?
I don't know.
A Rhode Island man
has been arrested
after he allegedly
was caught on video
driving around the city
of Providence
with a woman
stuck on the hood
of his car.
Now I remember
there was the 911
I think it was
911 that had
the guy or girl
stuck in the car
windshield there
but there was also
I just watched
out long ago
in the near
year, year and a half, two years, 20,
a movie where, I think it was a movie
where the guy hits, no, the girl
hits someone in a car and it gets stuck in the windshield.
She drives home and puts it in the garage.
And hubby comes home and says, what's going on?
And she opens up the garage door.
And the body is still there alive
in the windshield stuck on the hood.
And she doesn't know what to do.
Well, I mean, I think we know.
and we know what happened to that person.
They did not survive.
But I was just
I love the idea of just driving home.
I just hit someone and they flew up
and smashed through my windshield
and they're stuck in my car.
I'm just going to drive home.
Love that.
So apparently,
the woman got out of her car
to approach this guy beard.
All right.
So Beard smashed into this lady's car.
Well, there was an accident.
And so the lady gets out of her car to say,
What do you do it?
What's going on?
What do you think you're doing?
And she gets her hand caught on the hood of his car and he takes off.
Yeah, it was accidentally stuck on the hood of his car.
And he takes off.
So she's just stuck on the front of cars.
He's driving her way.
She's clinging onto the front of the car as he's racing down the street.
And it was about 10 minutes.
That's a long time to be stuck on a car traveling on the road.
10 minutes is a long time.
You can quote me on that.
10 minutes is a long time.
Now the woman says that police didn't know,
and that her hand, you know, finally freed from the car,
and she only suffered minor injuries.
So, man, you want to talk about lucky.
That is lucky, because that could have been really bad.
Not only is 10 minutes a long time, but that could have been really bad.
Wow.
So only having minor injuries is really lucky.
And, of course, the driver is, you know,
Facing charges of driving to endanger, resulting in personal injury.
Wait, driving, you're charged with driving to endanger, resulting in personal injury.
Okay.
Assault and battery and driving on a suspended license.
Oh, that's why he took off.
Why did she, if only she hadn't have gotten her hand stuck on my car, I could have gotten away.
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So we know two former J.P. Morgan traders were found guilty of manipulating gold prices.
They were accused of spoofing, a practice outlawed in 2010.
I don't have to tell you that, in which traders quickly send buy and sell orders without wanting to follow through with them to create a false sense of demand.
Oh, that's so special.
How much did they get for that?
So they were found innocent.
They were acquitted of racketeering and conspiracy charges,
but a couple of them, the two guys,
there were three guys on trial.
The two of them were found guilty on other charges,
including fraud.
Oh, yeah, okay.
So they went down, and I think J.P. Morgan paid quite a bit of money
as as
I'm sorry
not a cover-up or anything
a settlement
oh yeah
those guys just ripped you guys off
for a lot of money
look we'll give you
a few hundred million
and you can shut your face
okay
so the government was disappointed
actually
that looked like this was
the original headline made
it seem like this was a good thing
but the prosecutors
were not happy
because everyone
the jury was like
shut up
now we have the Brazilian woman
who was arrested on allegations
that she was part of a scheme
to defraud her 82 year old mother
out of more than a hundred million
dollars worth of art
she was soliciting
psychics to tell her mom
that the paintings were cursed
and I guess mom believed it.
You know, okay.
So, 700 and 24 million real.
Oh, this is Brazilian money.
About $142.42 million between artwork and jewelry.
Wow.
I mean, how much do you love your mom?
How much do you love your mom when she's got hundreds of millions of dollars of art and jewelry?
And you're like, you know, mom, we should get a psychic in here.
Now, mom probably had the psychics coming in anyway and believed them in, you know,
had the tarot cards and the hand readers and everything already.
So she was already believing in that.
So the daughter brings in her con psychic.
What we need is for you to tell my mom that this stuff is cursed.
yeah
and then we're going to get rid of it
and the money's going to be ours
so is that I mean
okay so hold on
according to this
they kept her
oh they kept her confined at home too
yeah okay that's
that's never good when you're
they got a number of the paintings
during the raid
of the psychics home
oh
10 works underneath the bed
and at the bottom of a pile
I mean what
Sell it.
What are you doing?
Keeping it under your bed.
Kind of psychic are you?
It doesn't seem to work well.
So they did sell some to a museum.
And authorities believe at least seven people were suspected of involvement in the years-long plot.
Several of the psychics were also arrested.
Wow, the daughter brought in more than one.
Yeah, because mom.
would have had to have, if you told her, you know, this painting is evil.
It's bad juju.
The mom would have brought in the other tarot reader, right?
And the tarot reader, you had to have that one on the hook, too.
If you tell my mother that these paintings are not cursed, I will kill you.
You tell my mother these paintings are cursed, and you get them out of this house,
and then we'll split the money.
It'll be mine.
Wow.
There's nothing like the lava of a woman.
mother and daughter.
So if you're listening live, today is the 12th of August, 2022.
And when I walked into the studios this morning, I looked up and I saw, hey, the moon.
I mean, it was bright and full.
And I mean, it was beautiful.
And so then I look and I see yesterday, the 11th was the final super moon.
Super moon, super moon of the year.
So, I mean, I guess 10.
Technically, since it's still full, we're still getting a little bit of, well, Jeff, that's still Supermoon.
I am Super Moon.
Okay, I got you.
That's the Super Moon.
But we also, I saw a story that talks about now we know more clues to the moon's origin.
So researchers from the E.T.H. Zurich discover the first definitive proof that the moon inherited indigenous
noble gases from the earth's mantle.
The discovery represents a significant piece of the puzzle
towards understanding how the moon and potentially the earth
and other celestial bodies were formed.
Okay.
So, meteorites from the moon to Antarctica
during her doctoral research at the E.T.H. Zerican.
I mean, all I do is,
as I read doctoral research from the E.T.H. Zurich.
Producer Will analyzed six samples of lunar meteorites from the Antarctic collection
obtained from NASA, and the meteorites consist of balsed rock that form from magna.
And without the protection of an atmosphere, asteroids continually to pelt the moon surface.
Yeah, I mean, Jupiter just eats them. We found that out.
I mean, Jupiter, that was the joke.
Ha, ha, ha.
I got it, Stu.
About, you know, Jupiter being me, the Jeffie of our planets.
I got it.
But Jupiter has been eating the stuff that comes in.
You get close to Jupiter, man.
You're getting sucked in.
You can write your own jokes with that.
But I just...
So we're still searching for the origins of life.
And just be careful out there.
I know we have, you know, space debris
where it's pretty safe, usually hits the ocean,
but not too long ago.
They had this guy as walking out in his field in Australia.
Hey, what is that out there?
Oh, no big deal.
That's just a part of one of Elon's rocket ships.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
It just lands there.
It's in the middle of the field.
Really?
Yeah, that's it.
It's one of the rocket ships.
Oh, okay.
No problem.
I mean, we have satellites orbiting the globe now,
and so many are just trash.
I'm telling you,
why I do not have Jeffey's trash removal,
space trash removal up and running already,
I don't know.
I mean, we should be sending today's mafia
should be in charge of space debris,
and that's what they should be doing
is getting rid of that stuff up in space.
But usually when that stuff flies back,
to Earth. I mean, China's been doing it.
You've got Elon and
you've got Natsil. Usually that stuff
burns up into our atmosphere and doesn't make
it back to the planet.
But there are, you know, from time to time.
And, you know, those, it's
not like a little, if you get a little piece,
so be it. Rocket ship
in Australia, man, that piece that was left over,
if you were standing out in the field at the time that it hit,
you would know it.
You would know it. There's no doubt about that.
You don't want.
none of that you do not want none of the debris hitting you coming down from space
that's why we're you know why we're well you know never mind I'm not gonna go
there because that's why we're doing it did you see where the guy I can't stop thinking
I'm talking about space stuff now did you see where the the one French guy
tweeted a picture, said it was from James Webb Telescope,
and it was just the tip of a sausage.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
That is funny business.
And I will say that, you know, I looked at it and I went,
it does not look like a planet.
But, and it wasn't.
And he even, he came forward and admitted to the joke,
but it was funny.
It's just a funny bit.
That's just the funny bit.
And we have the, what is it, the Percedes Meteor shower coming up this weekend too.
So heads up.
Heads up.
Yeah, especially if you're in Australia.
I mean, that's where the Elon Moss, you know, rocket ship landed and fell to the ground.
And I see where Qantas, Australia's largest airline, has just asked the staff to follow the executive staff.
I'm sorry.
Not just, I mean, of course the staff is out there.
The low lives are still out there bag and luggage.
But the executive staff, you know, if you guys could volunteer as baggage handlers, that would be great.
Thank you.
Wait, what?
Yeah.
We're struggling to fill roles and we can't find employees.
And so what we'd like you to do is get out there and go ahead and be baggage handlers for us, will you?
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
They want to unload bags, drive luggage, carts at least three days a week for the next three months.
They're desperate for employees.
Man, if we can't find workers, what do you think?
Now, this is, I was thinking about this, and I'm not a fan of the new 87,000 IRS workers being thrown in front of us.
Believe me, I am not a fan.
but I can't get a guy to give me an Arby sandwich.
How are they going to find 87,000 workers?
I'm just asking a question.
I mean, I get it.
You know, even if they have 30,000 new,
that's still too many.
That's 30,000 too many for the IRS.
But, is there 87,000 people out there?
Willing to work for the IRS?
I don't know.
And as far as the airlines go, I mean,
if you look up in Australia,
you all you might see is rocket ships coming, falling to this floor of the earth because
there's not going to be any Qantas Airlines flying. The airlines are really struggling.
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All right, it's Friday, so that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
what's the lie
what's the lie
where contestants try to
decipher the lie
from the four count of
one two three four headlines
one of them is not true
that's where we
get what's
the lie welcome
to our contestant
Timothy Paulson
Timothy welcome to what's the lie
how are you
I'm doing pretty well
how about yourself Jeff
fantastic
Is it Timothy or can I call you Tim or what do you want to be called?
I will allow you to call me Tim this time.
Tim?
Okay.
I mean, I don't really need the attitude.
I mean, it's a game show.
All right, Tim.
Where are you at, Tim?
I'm in North Carolina.
I love North Carolina, especially this time of year.
That's fantastic.
Are you on the east coast of North Carolina or are you up in the Great Smokies?
I'm on the eastish coast.
We're done talking to you now.
Okay, Tim.
Thanks for playing What's the Lie.
You ready to play?
I'm ready.
All right.
Question number one.
Or I should say headline number one, really.
CEO posted crying selfie after layoffs to show execs our normal people too.
Farmers in Iowa say grasshopper tornadoes are one of the biggest
threats brought on by the drought.
The Who
World Health Organization
asked people not to attack
monkeys over monkey pox.
He was
helping us. Investors
cheer CEO
accused of scamming
them. All right Tim.
Those are your four headlines.
You can choose which
I'm sorry. Not which
one, but what's the
lie? CEO.
posted crying selfie after layoffs to show execs are normal people too.
Farmers in Iowa say grasshopper tornadoes are one of the biggest threats brought on by the drought.
Who asked people not to attack monkeys over monkey pox?
He was helping us.
Investors cheer CEO accused of scamming them.
Those are your four headlines, Timothy.
What is the lie?
I can definitely see a CEO,
crying and making the public, so I think that's true.
The second one probably is most likely true.
And the Who, not the band, is I can see them doing that.
So I'm going to go with the third one, or the fourth one is the lie.
The investors, cheer CEO accused of scamming them.
Yes.
Oh, Tim.
Oh, gosh, darn it.
I wanted you to win the prize today, too.
That is not correct.
Darn it! Oh! Tim, if only you had answered correctly,
you would have won the big prize, but...
And the correct answer is...
Thanks for listening to What's the Lie?
What's the Lie is a subsidiary of chewing the fat enterprises.
All information is probably accurate at the time of recording.
CTF, WTL, M.S.
XX. I.
All right, Tim.
I'll let you know, since you ask so nicely,
from the east coast of North Carolina,
the farmers in Iowa say that grasshopper tornadoes
are one of the biggest threats brought out by the drought.
No, that is not true.
I mean, I guess maybe in today's world,
maybe it's possible.
But at the time of this recording,
just like the disclaimer says,
everything is accurate.
So, hey, thanks for playing, Tim.
I appreciate it.
Thank you, Jeffrey.
Take care.
I will say,
I will say that the CEO of hyper-social
that posted a selfie of him
on the social media platform
alongside the announcement that he laid off his employees,
it didn't really go over well.
I mean, he wanted to make it, you know,
seem like I was just sharing.
the journey of me crying and a little self-em emoji of me crying because I had to fire all
these people.
I didn't go over well.
Huh.
Weird how that happens from time to time.
CEOs just trying to be, you know, like you and me.
I'm one of you, but not really because I'm firing you.
Have a nice day.
All right.
Let's get out of here.
Have a nice weekend.
and watch out for stuff falling from the sky, would you?
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