Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 937 | Non-refundable… Guest: Kris Cruz

Episode Date: August 17, 2022

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All right, they escaped from the zoo after apparently a hole was deliberately cut in the fence to free the animals. So the Vancouver Zoo is shut down for right now. A small number of the wolves escaped. I guess a couple of them sat back and went, eh, you know what? That hole's not big enough. I'm going to go ahead and stay here.

But others took off. nine wolves, six cubs are normally held there and they say that some are back in the care and the rest of the pack is on the run. So if you're in

Vancouver and you happen to say hey was that a wolf I just saw or you happen to be about for a walk and you hear must have just found a wolf I could happen

I don't know. I'm guessing the zoo people are probably frowning upon shooting the wolves. But if I'm out for a walk and, you know, I realize that, come on, baby, let's go for a walk. And then you see a wolf run out of the hedges. Yeah, you're going down. I'm sorry, Vancouver Zoo. You lost one. Welcome.

Be careful. Keep your head on a swivel in Vancouver. Hoover today. Welcome to chewing the fat. This may come as a surprise to you, but putting tape over your mouth at night really doesn't do anything for you. I know. I thought it would. I saw the TikTok trend. People were putting scotch tape over their mouth at night. and you know it's the hashtag mouth taping and they want to tape their lips closed

so that you're breathing through your nose at night and apparently it's not it's not really optimal for you to be doing that so if you like me were hashtagging mouth taping just like the TikTok video it doesn't really work. And it could harm you worse than actually just breathing through your mouth and nose while you sleep.

I know. I know. Go figure. But just go ahead and don't do that, okay? Good news if you're looking for a gig, though. If you're a pharmacist or always wanted to pretend that you were a pharmacist, Walgreens is offering a $75,000 signing bonus to come work for them. Pretty sweet.

I mean, that's Walgreens Boots Alliance, sorry, WBA on the ticker. And they're saying that it's up to $75,000. Not everybody gets the whole $75,000. And you've got to sign a $75,000. I just kind of sign a deal that you're going to work there for a while, like at least a year or more. A lot of people would call that, what's the word I'm thinking of? No, not slavery, silly.

They're getting paid for that. That's just crazy. Indentured servitude, something like that. Yeah, you know, some people would call that. Not me, though. Not me. I would say, okay, good for Walgreens. At least they're trying to get, you know,

competent people doing the work. They know everybody's working hard. That's the whole thing. That's what I was thinking about too when we talk about all these places. I mean, what happened to the people? You know, that's a question I have. What happened to all the people? How many places around this country, around the world,

are looking for workers, people who actually will work and do the job, whether it's just, you know, making, me my Arby's sandwich at the drive-thru or, you know, filling my prescription at the pharmacy, or making wings at the wing house, or, you know, getting ready to shoot people because they haven't paid their taxes when you're working for the IRS. What happened to all the people? Everybody's looking for workers. Where did all the people go? I've just asking. I don't know. Because I still see traffic getting backed up. I still see lines at the cash register at the grocery store.

But all these places are looking for people to work. I just want to know what happened to the people. Did we kill them off? Are they gone? Did COVID make these people disappear? Have they just gone? Poof. I don't know.

I'm just, I'm sorry. Congratulations to double. WBA on the ticker for getting pharmacists to sign up. Well, it doesn't say that they're getting pharmacists to sign up. It just says, hey, we're offering a bunch of cash to come and work for us. And yeah, we want you to stick around for a little while. So sign on the dotted line and we'll give you a little signing bonus cash. Plus, I told you, oh, man, I want to do a show in the Metaverse so bad.

I want to be able to have people walk into the metaverse and listen to chewing the fat. I've got to make that happen. Got to make that happen. There's a big story about this chick, this one girl who's making jewelry, metaverse jewelry and metaverse body suits and helmets. She's making $100,000 a year or more selling this stuff in the metaverse. I mean, okay. Come on now.

Come on now. I'm just amazing. She says I'm amazed every single day that I wake up and I remember I make money from this. For more than 40 hours a week, she sits in front of her computer with the design software blender. And who doesn't have me? My gosh, I have the only thing that I have,

I do have a blender in my home. I don't know that I have the design. Software Blender, though. My wife may actually have it, but I don't think so. She uses the program to manipulate points on a mesh graphic, sculpting original accessories to be donned by avatars, the animated characters that, you know, are your people in the Metaverse. And people are buying them.

Body suits, black visors, red hair that splits into horn. She's making a fortune. That's unbelievable. Unbelievable. So over the past eight months, I'm saying I said $100,000. I apologize. Over the past eight months,

she's earned about $40,000 selling her digital wares. Now that's more than her regular job. So I guess this becomes your regular job. Right. I mean, if you can still work at the other job, but you're doing this, this is your regular job.

This is where you're going to spend your money. Just amazing. I want chewing the fat in the Metaverse. I've got to make that happen. Please. I want to, I want a meta fata. Is that what we're going to call it?

No, I don't think so. I mean, companies like Snapple and Gucci and J.P. Morgan, they've been snapping up, you know, virtual land in the Metaverse. I want to be advertising for Snapple.

I'll do ads for Snapple from my chewing the fat show in the Metaverse. Maybe I just do the station. Maybe I just come up with the Metaverse radio station or Metaverse station. And then you just provide content in the Metaverse. And you can sell the commercials inside the Metaverse from the people who have purchased Metaverse land. I, that's got to happen. That's got to happen.

I mean, hello. Metaverse chewing the fat. Does my avatar still have to be overweight, though? I guess. I guess. But I could get my nails done. I could have a necklace. I could be a...

I really would be fashion in the Metaverse. Think about it. All right, let's go to the break room. I need something cold to drink desperately. Oh, man. That is so... good. Now, normally, I stopped saying that it was Coke drinking Coca-Cola Zero because they're not a sponsor of the program. I'm giving them free advertising. And so, you know, if Coca-Cola wants to sponsor chewing the fat, I'm in here either in, you know, the Blaze Podcast Network or the Metaverse. I'm there for you. No problem. But I see where Diet Coke, this is their birthday week. It turns 40 years old. Happy birthday to Diet Coke. Wow, 40 years of Diet Coke.

I mean, I remember, sadly. Wait, I remember being told about when Diet Coke came out. I mean, when it launched in 1982, Coca-Cola already had Tab. And Tab was it, man. Tab was it and I do Remember my grandfather telling me about how he used to like Tab Really really cold almost close to being frozen

That's when it was the best And you know that just hello goodbye to Tab I mean I think maybe Tab is still around But may I mean these days Coke Cola may have already You know hit that to the dumpster But happy birthday to Diet Coke anyway 40 years. And I still prefer Coca-Cola Zero. I mean,

I really I can't tell you how much fun I have when we go out to a restaurant, though, and you ask for a Coke Zero, and they're like, Diet Coke. And I'm like, Coke Zero. All we have is Diet Coke. Maybe you run across the street then. Get a Coke Zero.

Okay, that's what I'm asking for. And you settle for a Diet Coke, because I don't mind Diet Coke. It's okay, but it's not Coca-Cola Zero. Sorry, it just is. Oh, you shouldn't be drinking diet sodas anyway, Jeff. Sodas are bad. All right. All right. Thanks.

I do have an interesting timeline here of Diet Coke, though, and the Diet soda timeline. So in 1964, Diet Pepsi was released. Interesting. 1982, as we said, 40 years ago, Diet Coke is released. Current 84, they've got celebrities. Featured, featured in Diet Coke commercials. 92, they have one awesome calorie. Becomes the slogan to a cater towards women.

And then the Diet Coke break campaign in 1994. That lasted for a long time. Coca-Cola spends $30 million on advertising campaign with friends. That was 1996. Yeah, product placement, man. Wow. In 2000, in 2000, A Diet Coke can is buried in Bill Clinton's 100-year time capsule.

I'd like you. I'd like a few more other things buried in that time capsule, too. In 2011, and there may be a number of people buried in that Clinton time capsule, but I digress. In 2011, Diet Coke overtakes Pepsi as the number two soda in the U.S. after regular Coca-Cola. So Coke owns the market. I mean, one and two. Hello. 2017 bottled water overtakes soda as the most popular drink in the U.S.

Huh. In 2018, Diet Coke undergoes a significant rebranding, introducing new flavors and designs. How's that working out? How's that working out, Diet Coke? I'm just wondering, it's been a couple years. In 2021, President Biden removes Trump's Diet Coke button in the Oval Office. Yesterday, he didn't remember doing that. I don't know that to be true, but agonizing.

And we have supermodel Kate Moss, now the brand's creative director. And Ben Affleck takes over the news cycle with his Diet Coke home soda fountain. I know. They were talking. I remember we talked about the soda fountain that he and J-Lo have, and they've got the different flavors up there. Because who's sponsors? All right, you got J-Lo and Ben with the different sponsors.

they better have all the flavors up. And look, if you're J-Lo or Ben, you're getting whatever soda you want your soda found, okay? That's just the way it is. You're not worried about, I don't know if I can get that product. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper,

whatever it is, they're backing the trucks up to the Ben and J-Lo House with the sodas. That's just the way it is. I know. Life isn't fair. Get over. So we talked about Serenian. William saying that she's getting ready to hang up the old racket and retire. And I see where she just bought a new place in Florida,

you know, houses of the hoity tooty. But she got a pretty good deal. So I'm kind of feeling like this place is kind of a Florida dump. I think it's like it's around the corner from Tiger's place. You know, it's not really. It's like she's in the neighborhood. Like Tiger goes to the back 40 in Jupiter and says, oh yeah, that's.

No, that's not the help. That's Serena's place. So she spent $8 million on her mansion in Jupiter, 10,433 square feet. I guess it belonged to Yadiello Molina, the former St. Louis Cardinals catcher. Eight bedrooms, seven and a half bedrooms, bathrooms. It has a swimming pool, a guest house, a tennis court,

and a basketball court as well. That's a pretty good deal for 8 mil. I don't know how big it. It doesn't say how much land she got, though, for the 8 million bucks. Because, I mean, you can put a, I mean, 10,000 square feet. That's just a, that's a double wide.

That's a double. I mean, it's not a double wide. But, I mean, you can put that on a quarter of an acre or whatever. And you can put everything on a quarter of an acre. It's got to be at least an acre. It doesn't say, why doesn't it say, the amount of land. Who's writing these stories?

It's the houses of a hoity toity. I want to know how much property it was on. Darn it. I mean, he's got eight bedrooms, seven and a half baths, swimming pool, guest house tennis court, basketball court. Got to be at least an acre, right? And Jupiter for $8 million?

We'll see. Hold on. I'm going to find out. Please hold. Your listenership is very important to us. Thank you for holding. Your listenership is very important to us. We're trying to find out the answer to the Serena Williams new property.

So just continue to hold. And when we find out the answer, we'll get back to you, okay? Just take a breath. Okay, there it is. I should have gone to Architectural Digest. I mean, thanks for holding. Appreciate it. Hello, thanks for holding.

Thank you for me on chewing the fat. Okay, so it's the 10,433 square feet, eight bedroom, seven and a half bath, sitting on more than four acres. So it was more, I figured it had to be at least an acre, right, for $8 million in Jupiter. Even if you are in, you know, even if you're the lowly neighbor of Tiger in Jupiter. I mean, you at least have the guest house and the combined tennis and basketball court. That's got a, that's kind of cheap.

That's kind of chintzy. Serena, I mean, world champion tennis player. And she doesn't have a second. separate tennis and basketball courts. That's got to be remodeled. A baseball diamond. Yeah, see, they'll make the baseball. They'll get rid of the baseball diamond

and make that into a full tennis court or a basketball court so you can have separate ones. You don't have to share. Please. Well, the kind of dump is this? Plus you get 300 feet of riverfront. Oh, wow.

Very nice. Williams LLC reportedly filed the notice. So that's pretty good deal. Eight million. I knew she sold her, uh, her Palm Beach Gardens home for $2.8 million.

So, I mean, that must have been what, like a two bedroom half bath? 2.8 million. There's a, I spit on 2.8 million. I live at a place like that. Anyway,

congratulations to Serena for at least getting in the neighborhood and being proud. Jupiter is a beautiful place, man. I miss living in Florida. Now I'm mad at Serena for living there and I'm not. Tarn it. I mean, I could live on a whole eighth of an acre. We can move you right into this place right here. It's a double wide eighth of an acre and you can lease it.

How about that? Sounds good to me. It's hockey season. can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice, yes, we deliver those. Gold tenders, no, but chicken tenders, yes, because those are groceries, and we deliver those too, along with your favorite restaurant food, alcohol and other everyday essentials. Order Uber Eats now. For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region.

See app for details. has announced that it placed an order for up to 20 supersonic aircrafts from Boom Supersonic. Who doesn't love Boom Supersonic? With an option for an additional 40 jets. American is the second major airline to bet on the return of the ultra-fast air travel. So... So that's great. About 1,300 miles per hour,

which is a couple of times faster than current commercial airliners. You know, since the Concord retired, though, nobody cared about the supersonic travel. So boom wants to bring it back, starting in 2029. Well, I mean, I realize that the 2029 is going to be here before you know it. But let's go. Let's pick up the pace a little bit. 2029.

So if you want to fly from NYC to London in just three and a half hours on a boom jet, expect to shell out four to five thousand a ticket. Now, if you think for one minute that in 2029, it's going to be four or five thousand dollars a ticket, Oh, I killed me. That's funny thinking right there. So they put a deposit down. Non-refundable.

Every time I hear people telling me to put deposits down, non-refundable, I get real nervous. Man, I get real nervous. I know someone that put a deposit down on a pool to be put in, and that person, poof, disappeared. They got a hole in the backyard. There's no pool there, though. The guy, poof, took the money and ran.

He dug a hole and took off. I have a feeling that, you know, was there going to be a hole in the sky? Yes, where a tree was stood. But I want the supersonic planes. Now, the way the airlines have been struggling lately, I mean, what are you going to have the... I'm flying supersonic. Yeah, that flight's been canceled.

You're just going to fly on the regular airline down the hall. Go ahead and get on that one. I wanted the supersonic flight. Yeah, it's been canceled. Maybe you didn't hear me. Shut up or I'll throw you in jail. Go down there to the old jet. I'm surprised that the NFL is not investing in this.

Because the NFL has made a big deal about going international. Right? I mean, the next team is going to be. going to be in London for sure. I mean, they want that to happen bad. And, but it's going to be the travel that kills the teams, right, the traveling internationally. I mean, it's bad enough going coast to coast now in the United States. And they try to, you know, work those schedules out and college going coast to coast, right?

I mean, especially now when we're having teams on the West Coast, joining, playing teams in the Midwest. and you're going to be traveling. So, I mean, I'm surprised that these college teams, more specifically the NFL, aren't investing in this. Get their own supersonic plane. Let's go. Yep, you guys are playing in London this week. There. And back.

So it's less of that time gap travel. Anyway, Roger, call me. I know you're making 60, 70 mil a year. And you can cut me. a little bit of check for earlier. I'm here for you. A consulting fee. And we'll get this thing worked out for you.

Okay? All right. Good. All right. Speaking of traveling around the world, let's go around the world, shall we? Let's spin the globe. Whosh!

China. Did you see where health officials are attempting to lock this store down, this IKEA store, because some kid had COVID. And so China's zero policy is, if you're in, you know, they, if you are in an area that has a positive COVID test, you go into lockdown.

Doesn't matter where it is. So they were getting ready to lock these people into the IKEA store. No. These people were not having it in China. Now, I don't know if they're still alive today. I mean, in China, they could be, you know, dragged out to the middle of the desert and killed or just killed in the street right then. And who's going to say something?

Nobody. But, uh, they were in. not having of it. I mean, they were squeezing the doors open, rushing out. It was awesome to see. And, you know, it was awesome to see because, I mean, holy cow, the whole zero

COVID plan, the zero COVID strategy. And they have these flash lockdowns where positive cases, where they just close everything down. It's amazing. They've shut down restaurants and gyms and offices.

And the people are just, That's where you're at. Yep. That's where you're at. Oh. Okay. Cool. How about, no.

No, we want to get out of here. So, good luck, China. All right, one more spin. Professional sound effect right there. Scotland. Congratulations to Scotland. They become the first company to give free period products to their to their people.

And it's great for them, right? People have the right to free sanitary products. Okay? Good for Scotland for making it legal. Congratulations to Scotland for making that happen. The Period Products Act means councils and education providers have to make the free items available. to those who need them.

Oh, okay, good. And one of the things that I didn't know that I found out in reading about the Period Products Act is that one in four school-aged women in Scotland had faced period poverty at some point in their lifetime. And we can't have that.

We could not have that. So if you are facing period poverty move to Scotland and you're good to go all right let's spin the globe one more time professional sound effect again

Mexico so the Mexican border city of Tijuana is under fire and I was seeing I mean they were telling employees the U.S. consulate in Tijuana

were instructing employees to shelter in place this past weekend because the drug cartels are a little upset and they're coming in their burning cars of their targeting stores and of course they put in

innocent bystanders they've got a few disputes apparently the Mexican government arrested some of their gang members and so the cartel is like no we want our men back and how about

We're just going to burn dozens of cars, and we're going to burn some stores. And you know what? If people are there, we're going to kill them, too. But we want our people back. And I don't know who you think you are. But that's not going to need it. We need our people back.

Now, and they claim that, hey, we are serious about this now. And so we owe it to the families of hardworking citizens. Okay. Good luck. God bless. Have fun. I mean, I know Tijuana is like, you know, that's San Diego and Tijuana.

I know our neck and neck and you zip in and zip out and it's back and forth. But I would, you know, the next week or so might think twice about zipping in. Maybe, I don't know, go to Vegas instead of going to Tijuana this coming weekend. What do you say? Speaking of Vegas, I mean,

know they've had two years worth of rain in the last couple of weeks. I mean, it's overflowing. And yet Lake Mead still hovering around 1,040 feet above sea level, which is 27% capacity. It's at the lowest point since 1937, a record low water level. And they've now got a fifth set of human remains found in the lake. so the lower it gets the more mob kills come up that's just that awesome stuff

I mean it's terrible thing terrible terrible thing that human remains are being found so apparently at one of the beaches somebody said hey mom what is that what is that right there

is that a leg or a skull I don't know, baby. We'll just call the authorities, okay. So we know the one man that was in the barrel. He was believed to, you know, well, I mean, he had a gunshot in his skull. Hello. He was murdered in the 70s or 80s.

I wonder what could have happened. And then they found the other guy who they believe was the guy that fell off the boat, right? And so now we've got another set of remains and we're not sure we're going to have to look into it. But I'm sure, and it didn't say whether this fifth set of remains had any, you know, endearing features like a hole in the skull from a bullet. So we'll wait to find that out. But the man, it's getting close to Deadpool out there in Lake Me. They better hope for rain. They better pray for rain.

Because you start talking about shutting those cities off from water. You're talking about killing people. because people aren't going to want to move. I mean, they're reducing the amount of water. Arizona, Nevada, and the country of Mexico can draw from the Colorado River right now. And they're telling people, you know, they're telling people to cut back.

The lower Colorado River Basin is in a condition known as Tier 2 shortage, and they really should just make whatever, whatever tier it is, to make it the shortage of the worst ever. That's what it should be. Well, we're at this level tier two right now. So it should be fine sooner or later.

So the federal government next year plans to withhold 21% of error of its own as yearly water allocation. I mean, they should just start cutting. They're going to have to. 40 million people, more than 40 million people, rely on the river for drinking water, electricity, and agriculture. Who chooses? Who chooses? Who gets what? And for years, the

indigenous people, the engines weren't taking all their water. The engines were saying, nah, we got enough. We're fine. And now they're coming back to the table going, you know, we want all our water now. That's our water. And everybody's like,

no? You said no all those years, so that number doesn't exist anymore. Okay. They are. Times are good. Times are good. And every day I wake up to read more

about what's going on from our administration and the world. And it makes me proud, proud and happy to pay more than double my last electricity bill. I'm happy. I'm happy that the electricity bill was more than double

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How about time? How are doing? It's good to see it. You are looking. I don't know. People can't see it here on CTF today, but you... Oh, you took down the cameras? I just shut them on.

I just showed them off. I just showed them off. I thought I didn't know you were going to show up. I shut them off. Because I remember when I was producing, we were live. Ah, well. That's the way it goes. And if I had known you were going to show up for sure, I would have left them on.

Okay. What do you do? I can't reach him now. You can't. You can't. But you are looking more and more like Fidel Castro every day. You're not the first person to tell me that. I am the one that's correct.

And you are the one that is putting the nail in the coffin. You know, one person I say fly by comment. Okay. Get your eye check. Person number two, you start to look in the mirror. person number three you're Fidel Castro So whatever you're doing

Keep on It looks good on you Thank you Well I'm wearing my hat I'm wearing my one color black What's the deal with the beard? Oh you're probably got forward So I did change the way I comb my beard

Instead of going down I'm going forward towards my chin So I get that symmetrical look I could Daryl has I could see why your people thinks that looks good Anyway, what I had you come in for was Birds aren't real people.

They're not. They're not real. So my man. My man, Peter McIndoe, right? He's the head of birds aren't real. Now, I talked to him. They knew. Because it used to be an older man.

That was the head. Yeah, but Peter. The manifesto. And Peter has brought it to the light. Yeah, I mean, I talked to him, I think episode 659. Oh, so you did your research. No, Peter McAddo.

You'd go back and listen. to the interview. But I know that they've been quiet. They were quiet for quite a while. There's no tweet coming out of the bird cage. And now we find out, because they were on their big tour. What is that noise? Why are we hearing that?

It was your phone? I think it was my phone, yeah. If I set my phone on the table like that, when it gets messages. Technology, man. I know, but it buzzes the stupid wires. Have we not figured that out? Because that was how we used to tell there was a phone call coming in the house. Remember that?

You sit in on your desktop computer. computer. Yeah. Mom! Get the phone. There's the phone. So anyway, the birds aren't real people, Peter. Yes.

So we haven't heard from in a while. No. So then we find out that the CIA poison him. The CIA has poison our man Peter. That's what they claim, right? That's what it is.

It is confirmed. Is this an official CTF investigation? This is an official CTAF investigation. This is an official CTAF investigation. I got word from the two new head of the movement. Okay, cool. Have you been in contact with the birds? I've been in contact with the movement.

Yep. And they confirmed to me that Peter was infected with the bird flu by the CIA. Those bastards. Those bastards. Now I saw, that's why I had my phone over here because I wanted to stare at a thing about these dangleberries my phone. All right, so I saw

where they were going to take him to some shaman. They're on tour again. Right. They were crossing the country. So when they found out that they were poisoned by the CIA. Yeah. Okay.

The new two heads of the Birds on Reh Movement picked up Peter from... The one guy has horse hooves, too. I don't know that. Just a side note. The first time, I was like, no, he just doesn't want people to... He keeps blocking his bluff. He doesn't want to end up in Wiki feet. That's what I thought it was.

But when he did this second emergency update... Hilarious. He's half men, half horse. Gotta be. He has to be. Because... Anyway, that's just... Side track.

Anyways. So our man Peter... Yeah. ...is going to Boston. Very sick. He is sick. Jeffrey, he's so sick. Can barely stand.

He's so sick that during the press conference that they held a couple days ago, they had to blur his crotch because he could not even close his legs. So it wasn't monkey pox that he had. No, he was a monkey pox. It was bird flu by the CIA. We got the confirmation from the labs. Does bird flu affect your genital area that you have to be blurred out? It needs to be aired out at all times.

All right. But the one thing I want to know is they're on tour all the way to Boston. Yeah, they said it was going to take three days to cross the country, right? Because this was in California. He was really sick. They posted pictures of him in a hospital room with the doctor that kept walking in front of the camera. And the hospital room looks like it's, you know, from the Anheish days of another world. The production value of Burs on Rio needs some CTF.

improvements. It's no doubt about that. So Peter, as you listen in this, as you're crossing through California, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, South Dakota, Nebraska, Missouri, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Connecticut, and Massachusetts. It seems like there could be a straighter route. No, that is the straight route. No, that is not. So you tell me that in order to get to Massachusetts, I don't have to cross Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, South Dakota, Nebraska, Nebraska, Missouri. Nevada, Utah. Nevada, Utah. Why did you go up? It's a straight line. Looking at a map. Wyoming.

Wyoming. Missouri. You keep going up. Missouri. Now you're going down. Illinois. Illinois. Indiana.

Ohio. Ohio. Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania. New York. New York. Connecticut. Connecticut.

Massachusetts. Yeah. This whole area here is, uh, the street line. Did this get flooded out in the center of the country? You know, that's where the birds are. So we're not going to go to where the birds are because that's what the CIA is. Oh.

So you have to take the route. Right. but the birds aren't following you. Well, they're going to, but as they make the way to the shaman in Massachusetts, that only focuses on birth flu recovery. It was a very special shaman that they found right in Massachusetts. All this person focused. Was she a Native American Indian gentleman?

It sounds like. Yeah. They want you to come up to them, meet them at California, Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, South Dakota, Nebraska, Missouri, Illinois, race across the country. I say race across the country. To save Peter. To save Peter because he's dying.

You're right. Meet up with us. Rally with us. Join us. I don't want the bird flu, bro. By the way, can we go back to Peter in the production value

of the birds arm reel? You know, this is a very serious topic. Like, I've been into the whole births on reel for like three years now. I told you, I've interviewed Peter.

I mean, this is the show's been behind. By the mind, birds aren't real. But if we're going to create a narrative, you know, that the CIA poisoned our man, Peter. Did you see the way he looked? Jeffie. All I'm saying is, you know, as someone that-

Are you doubting that Peter has bird flu? No, I'm not doubting that. His lips were dry. Okay. Jeffie, two years ago. Is that one of the things that happens when you have bird flu apparently? Yes. I think it was, hold on.

When is your heart event anniversary? Four years ago? Something like that. Okay. When you were in the hospital and you were laying in bed all plopped open and you were in oxygen and you were in, you know, like plugged into the machines. I want everybody to go to Burnstone Real Facebook, I mean, Instagram and look at the videos that they posted of Peter in bed with tubes.

connected. Last time I checked, he could be going to a bunker secret hospital. Right. But the tubes that give oxygen to the body usually get connected to the wall because they have the system. They have the system throughout the hospital. Yeah, throughout that wing, the new hospitals all have built in through the walls. Yeah.

The tubes are not plugged in. There's nothing in the wall. Which is why they needed to get them the hell out of there. Maybe that's why they're racing across the wall. A machine that is, Bitt, may have not been on at the time. What? And we added some effects afterwards. The doctor that is so incompetent and unprofessional,

walking around with a clipboard that is blank pages. Well, those are hippo laws. Oh. You can't show those. Okay, we can't show those. That's hippo laws of my friend. All I'm saying is Peter, get well. get the medication you need because you've been refusing medication.

We know exactly where they're at is they're racing across the country right now. Right now they are at? Because I know they're just racing straight across the country. Yeah, straight across, straight across. Racing them. I will say while you're looking for that. In most cases, the bird flu symptoms are cough, fever, sore throat, muscle aches, headache, shortness of breath. It doesn't say anything about the chapped, dry, burning,

and it doesn't say anything about the genital areas needed to be aired out like you said. So this was six days ago, so the morbidity in Massachusetts. Right from saying. They said it was going to take them three days and we're going to race across the country. My friend, the way that they went,

that's more than three days. Okay. So you're telling me they did not use the most efficient way to get to Massachusetts? They did not use the most efficient way. No. I mean, really, If you were in that big a hurry, you may have thought about air travel, but that would be just me.

But if you had to drive the birds aren't real van straight across the country. You have to, you have to, if you're trying to save Peter's life, you have to drive across the country in the birds aren't real. And by the way, if you're a listener and you see the burnt on real van, please take a picture and send it to us. Heck yeah. You know, and see it. And knock on the door.

Peter. Go up. Peter, you okay? Put the plastic gloves on. Touch Peter. Find out. I will take a couple of snapshots. to make sure he's okay.

And before we're in the broadcast, Jeffie, I noticed today and doing your broadcast, you were a little upset. Oh, boy. And then the more I hear, you know, you can bring out this up, this electricity bill. Oh, I'm really pissed about that.

Can we spend like three minutes on this? I'm really pissed about that. Like three minutes. I just want three minutes. I can tell you? Because I've been to your home. I know where you live. I know the home that you live.

I remember the older home you had two AC units, one for the top floor, one for the bottom floor. Same with this. Oh, so it's kind of the same layout, two-story, one AC unit for the top. You must be thinking of somebody else's house because that's not my dump is just a double wide. It's a double wide, but you stack them top instead of why you went high, so it's a double height. And, you know, I'm here trying to think you are a person that 70 is hot. as a person that I think it was last week

I broke down I broke down 72 you know last week you said it's hot in here someone touched the thermostat and the fires of hell in here and I was like yes

someone put it to 70 68 68 so as a person that I know I don't pay the bill at this building as a person that knows you comfort of living

you know 68 is comfort 70 is the fires of hell like uh like you guys were talking about this morning venus 800 degrees how is that electricity bill hitting your home i don't know i don't know because i expected it because especially after the days of the surface of sun that we had here in texas you know like 28 days of over 100 degrees apparently apparently when it's 100 degrees or more outside and i keep it at 65 they like to charge for that.

They like to charge for that. And the rate went up. And as a person that lives in a home as well. If you mention your solar. Has a group of friends that live around them and a person that lives in an apartment complex across the way. She's paying $600 for a three-bedroom apartment. Ooh.

Rent? Electricity. Oh my gosh. My neighbor to the left is paying $300. My neighbor to the right is paying $327. How was the one in the show? How is she paying $600? I have no idea.

She's leaving windows open? I guess she's freaking trying to cool off the world. Yeah. And I did not believe her. I had her show me and Jeffrey. It's got to be a separate company though, right? Because you can have different companies here in Texas. Not in our area.

Our area is one company. No, you get a choice. Just that one. That one, exactly. Texas gives you a choice. That one. You have a choice. Yeah, that one.

That one. Yeah. Where are you in the ballpark? Because I got the apartment lady paying 664. I got this guy paying three something. I got this guy paying three something. And I'm bitching over here because I have to pay $116. I got to tell you.

Where are you? And I believe your score footage is probably like 100 more score footage in the apartment complex? Maybe. Maybe. 10 or 12 feet more. Where are you on that scale of electricity? In that scale, I'm hanging out with the apartment lady.

Ooh. Wow. I'm hanging out with the apartment lady. In fact, yeah. We're hanging out. We're hanging out. So. So you got a car payment now.

So. And all your cars are paid up. Again, why are you breaking this up again? Why do I even talking to you, Fidel Castro? I freaking want it. What am I doing? We're done. We're done.

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