Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 939 | Allow Me to Introduce Myself… Guest: Phelim McAleer

Episode Date: August 19, 2022

Door Dash leaves some pot with food…  Apple hacked… Gator attack… Placido Domingo back in the news… San Diego TSA issues… Taco Bell drive thru issues… Brian Stelter gets the boot…... Ellen HBOMax show booted… Gretzky lied about gum... Possible Cannibal Solar Ejection… Interview with Phelim McAleer producer of the Film, My Son Hunter. Available Sept. 7th… www.mysonhunter.com Cheese truck burns… Magnet fishing… Pot Brothers with tips… Game Show ‘What’s The Lie?... Contestant: Brad Staggs... Subscribe to the YouTube Channel… Subscribe www.blazetv.com/jeffy / Promo code jeffy… Email Chewingthefat@theblaze.com  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:22 19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1866-3-3-1-2-60 or visit comex-onterio.ca. Blaze Radio Network And now Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher Okay, so this never happens to me but we know about it because obviously someone reported it
Starting point is 00:00:44 So a Columbus man found marijuana at the bottom of the bag of food he had ordered to be delivered through DoorDash So he said I was scared at first but then I wasn't very surprised.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Why? Because the DoorDash guy looked like he was stoned. I don't know. But then he snapped a photo at the bottom of the bag where he found the fork and a bag filled with marijuana and he didn't know what to do. And he didn't know did this start with the driver or did it start at the restaurant that he ordered it from?
Starting point is 00:01:26 And so the police now are. looking into it, of course. So if this happened to you, A, would you call the police? Well, first, I let me answer that for myself. No. Second, would I smoke it? No, it's illegal. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:01:47 So the man got the order and, you know, paid for it, and then the driver, you know, left. So a little while later, the driver comes back. Dude, I left my marijuana in the one bag. I'll pay for the order. I just need my marijuana back. Just need my pot back. I'll pay for your food. No problem.
Starting point is 00:02:11 I just need my marijuana back. I told him I couldn't give it back to him. Now, if I were the door dashed driver, I may dash my car through the front door of that man's house right then. That would be, you know, if I was the DoorDash driver, of course I'm not. But you can't give it back to him? Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:02:35 And then he called police. According to the story, he decided to call the police after the driver came back. Because it said, the man told the driver he could not give him the bag back. Then he called police and submitted a complaint to DoorDash. I wonder if DoorDash supports this or not. I don't know. You think? I mean, of course they don't support it.
Starting point is 00:03:01 Duh. And the Columbus police has happened in the great town of Columbus, Ohio. Columbus police said that this was the first time they've heard of drugs being discovered in a bag of delivered food. Yeah, because either A, the guy goes back and says, hey, dude, I left my pot in the back. I'll pay for your order. I just need my pot back. All right. In fact, you know what?
Starting point is 00:03:26 I'll give you a little bit of the pot. I just need the bulk of it back. All right, we're cool? Yeah, okay, good. So the police never hear about it. Or I go back and I go, dude, I left some marijuana in the bag. Really? I didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:03:41 Here's the bag that my food came in. There was no pot in it. And then once the guy leaves, you've got free pot. I'm just saying that that's possible that it happened. That's why the police have not heard about it. So I don't know. I cannot imagine. in my mind I cannot imagine
Starting point is 00:03:59 finding a bag of pot in food that I had delivered to my home and immediately thinking I've got to call the police maybe it's just me I just I don't understand that thinking but good for this law abiding citizen welcome
Starting point is 00:04:25 welcome to chewing the fat Apple users have been advised to immediately update their iPhones, iPads, and Macs. Why? Well, to protect against a pair of security vulnerabilities that can allow attackers to take complete control of their devices. Oh. That's it? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:51 You know, we're sure we've got credible reports that hackers are already abusing the iPhones and the. iPads and the Macs. Yeah, they just take complete control of devices once they hack in. It's one of the software weaknesses. It's the deepest layer of the operating system that all devices have in common. And, you know, we're just,
Starting point is 00:05:17 we found out about it. We're sorry for each of the bugs. We're aware of the report, okay? Back off us. We're aware of it. Okay, just update your iPhone. and your iPads and your Macs immediately. So if you find yourself looking at the old iPhone
Starting point is 00:05:37 or the IMac or the iPhone or your Mac, your desktop, and you say, hey, how come it looks like somebody else is using my computer, they probably are. So go ahead and update it immediately. You're welcome, by the way. Just a friendly reminder. for you, the Chewing the Fat listener. So you know, I love Florida.
Starting point is 00:06:04 I mean, hello, I consider that my home state. I know I was born in Michigan, and Michigan is my home state, but I spent many years in Florida, and I love Florida. And I miss living in Florida. I mean, right now I'm living in Texas, in the DFW, but I miss Florida. But one of the things that we're always aware of in Florida is the alligator. Okay, that's part of Florida, the gator. They live in the swamps of Florida.
Starting point is 00:06:33 And they live in every, we just talked about it the other day. How a puddle shows up in Florida. A gator will find it. A gator will be living there. But my man Juan Carlos Leverde was filming a commercial for his event he had coming up. And he was filming it. And there was a drone flying over. And he jumped in Lake Thannona Sassa.
Starting point is 00:06:58 And you see him swimming. then you see the gator coming up and the gator chomps him in the skull. Holy cow! He said, and he's also a firefighter, and what he was doing was putting a video together for his group called Defeat X. And what that does is it's a group that helps people who suffer with depression and anxiety. And it's encouraging people to go biking and swimming and other types of outdoor athletics. so he was swimming and that was going to be part of the promotional kid
Starting point is 00:07:32 because he has a big event coming up in Tampa Bay and that's part of what he was doing. So he said, I felt the teeth pierced the flesh of my head and chest and my head made a loud pop. Holy cow. So the gator ended up crushing part of his skull and broke his jaw.
Starting point is 00:08:02 He said waves of pain rushed across my body. Really? Thanks, Juan. So he, I guess he said, I mean, he was closer to death than he had ever been. Yeah, no kidding. So he said his life didn't flash before his eyes. He didn't think about never seeing his family again. I just knew that I got to get this thing off of me.
Starting point is 00:08:25 It was, he's 143 pounds, 5-7. The Gator's 12 feet long. So he said, I remember feeling the alligator scales on its head and then touching its teeth, noticing they were fairly blunt. So I got my hands inside the jaws and pulled as hard as I could. And the gator, I guess, was attempting, you know, the death. They drag you down, drag you down, drag you down, drag you down, just sit you on the bottom. And so, you know, because that's what they do.
Starting point is 00:09:06 That's how they kill things, especially people. And so he was hoping to free his head, and finally he did. The Gator finally let go. Gator, I'm guessing the Gator started biting down and then went, oh, crap, this is a human. Now I'm going to die. I got to go hide somewhere. They're going to try to hunt me down because they're going to think I'm human killer.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Damn it. All right, Juan, get out of here. And so he pushed himself, he swam to the dock, pushed himself up and walked, and finally found someone, a kid was watching, living in a house nearby,
Starting point is 00:09:46 and saw him come up with his hands on his head to hide the lacerations of blood. He said, I wanted to avoid traumatizing the kid. Wow. I mean, that's pretty awesome. Because you'd think the guy's like, I don't care about the kid, bad. This gator just bit my head off.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Give me some help. So, and then, I mean, you see the drone footage of the gator coming up on him. It's amazing. So he's going to be fine, though. He's going to be fine. He had a six-hour emergency operation. He's got to have, I think, one more operation now.
Starting point is 00:10:24 they did cranioctomy right i think that's what it's called a cranectomy uh to remove a portion of his skull and he posted a video thanking everybody uh for their support i guess the event has been postponed well you still can't do the event
Starting point is 00:10:45 bro and uh so that's fine and the gator is hiding still because they have not found the gator the gator is on the run man As you know, that gator's like, I got a, I got to go. Does a gator go on the lamb? Sure. Sure, that's what happened. Speaking of being on the lamb, my main man, I think is still on the lamb.
Starting point is 00:11:15 Last week, police conducted 50 raids against a Buoyneous-Aries group, which operated under the name Buenos Aires Yoga School. 19 people were arrested. They were a front for sexual trafficking, including minors as well as other crimes, of course. Now, according to this story, broadcast on many Latin American news, and that's got to be a fact, right?
Starting point is 00:11:46 I mean, they're not going to broadcast anything on Latin American news. That's not true. Duh. They have audio recordings obtained by wiretap that include the voice of a man who authorities claim is... Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placido Domingo. Now, I don't think he says those exact words. He's in trouble again, my man, Placino Domingo. They claim that he was making plans with members of the...
Starting point is 00:12:20 alleged criminal ring. And as a result, the one girl was making plans with him and said that then she made plans with the guy, who I believe was, allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. Now, the man describes the
Starting point is 00:12:38 details of his plans to leave the dinner separately from his agents and other representatives to elude their notice. That's their story, not mine. So that he could meet her. And so after that, this Mendi, the girl, calls the alleged leader of the crime ring and says, hey, I've confirmed plans with a man she refers to as,
Starting point is 00:13:04 Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. My man, I mean, he's been, right, he was in big trouble. It's been three years since 2019 when my man Placito took a big hit, right? I mean, he had misconduct claims, accusations. He had to part ways with the New York's Metropolitan Opera. He resigned his role as general director of the L.A. Opera in California.
Starting point is 00:13:34 He was removed from the young artist early career program at the Washington National Opera in Washington, D.C. He was the artistic director there for a long time. I mean, now he's in trouble in Argentina for, for, now. If I remember the stories right, I didn't go back and look because all I cared about really was playing the clip from the Muppets. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. Thank you. I mean, that's worth the million dollars right there to me.
Starting point is 00:14:04 I don't care. But if I remember right, a lot of these girls were like the, it was the power dynamic, right? He would bang on the door in his robe and say that he wanted to be with them or spend time with them and they were afraid to say no or didn't want to say no. The one girl talked about being scared and cowering in the dressing room because of the evil Placito Domingo. Okay. All right. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:29 Everybody believed it. So now they've got the tape. So he doesn't actually on the tape say, allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. The girl says that the voice we hear on the tape talking to her setting up at that time to meet is Placito. She refers to him as Placito.
Starting point is 00:14:54 I guess that makes it so. I guess that makes it so. The hooker, answering to the sex trafficking ring leader, called him Placito. So it must be him. Okay. I mean, I'm not Placito's attorney.
Starting point is 00:15:10 It's very possible it could be him. I don't know. Now, a big surprise on this story is that Placito's representatives have not commented. Now, they might not have commented because they may think that it's all BS, right? So maybe sometime this weekend, we'll get a press conference, and it will start with... Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo.
Starting point is 00:15:40 These accusations are BS. That'll be the end of the story. Ah, maybe it won't be over, but, you know, we'll have some more. so that I'll be able to play my Muppets clip just one more time next week, or maybe, you know, at least. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Placito Domingo. You have no idea how happy I was to see the Placito Domingo story in my timeline yesterday. All I could think of.
Starting point is 00:16:07 All I could think of. I saw the headline flash up on my phone of Placito Domingo being investigated, and all I could think of was. Allow me to introduce myself. I was walking around the house just saying that. Made everybody in my house happy. I'll tell you that. I don't know how many times I heard shut up and stop it, but I was a number of times.
Starting point is 00:16:37 Did you, oh, oh, travel is frustrating enough, right? We've heard stories forever about the airports and the airlines and flights are canceled and being postponed. This is agonizing. And I see where San Diego had thousands of passengers, thousands of passengers were forced to deplane and returned to security after a security breach involving an unscreened piece of luggage.
Starting point is 00:17:14 Do you know how pissed? I mean, and you got to be nice about it because then they throw you, they throw you in jail. It's one of these, they got you by the, they got you by the short hairs. For sure. I mean, it's just agonizing. So apparently a traveler who took a carry-on that had been identified for additional screening. All right, so he's got a carry-on and they say, yeah, we're going to, we need to look at that some more. and so and walk and then and then he just left
Starting point is 00:17:47 he just said yeah no problem and he just walked off and they didn't know who he was I don't know what they looked like they started looking for him and they decided they couldn't locate him so they you know what we need to do we need to clear the entire terminals east and west
Starting point is 00:18:04 and even people who are already on planes get them off and make them go back through security How about no? I'm already on my plane. I already went through security. I'm good. You can check all those other people that haven't been on planes yet,
Starting point is 00:18:24 which is kind of agonizing in and of itself. But you're going to make people get off the plane that they're already on and then they had to rescreen all these passengers like 5,000 to 7,000 passengers. Boy, I bet you that was fun. Oh, we're sorry. sir. We just, this is, we have to do this for your safety.
Starting point is 00:18:46 Okay. Thank you. I appreciate it. I mean, I appreciate that you were incompetent enough to tell someone, hey, go stand there. We need to re-look at your luggage. And they just walked off. And you didn't know who they were and where they went. I appreciate that. So you're going to make us all pay because your doofus standing there at TSA wasn't paying attention. Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:19:14 And then I see a story, another story that you'd think, I'd be so angry. But really, at some point, you would have just pulled out. These people were mad at this lady who ordered $300 worth of tacos at the Taco Bell drive-thru and made everybody wait like 40 minutes in line at 1130 at night. Okay, well, that's really Taco Bell's fault. I mean, you pull up and you order, I'd like 300 tacos. please. I need three. I need a beef and bean
Starting point is 00:19:44 burrito. I need just a bean burrito. And then I need 298 tacos, please. Only half of them don't put lettuce on it. I just want meat and cheese. I mean, at some point Taco Bell's got to go. It's 11.30 at night, and there's cars behind you. So why don't you just come on in?
Starting point is 00:20:07 If it's open, I'm guessing in today's world, most of the lobbies aren't open. So it's just the drive-through. So it's like, you're going to have to call ahead or maybe use the app and order your food so that we have time to prepare it. Or that'll be a few minutes. So why don't you just pull ahead and we'll go ahead and get started on it. But we're going to wait on these other customers too while we're making your 300 tacos.
Starting point is 00:20:36 So one lady was pissed that she had to wait 40 minutes. There's not a chance. I promise you there is not a chance that I wait in a drive-thru line for 40 minutes I've waited in some for quite a while like you know when there used to be there's not a lot of them around anymore
Starting point is 00:20:56 disappointingly because I loved them with steak and shake steak and shake made a big deal about we make it fresh so if you have to wait a little bit longer in line it's because the food is fresh okay all right I'll give you another three and a half minutes, maybe. You know, so you do, and especially if you pull in at night, people make an order, you know,
Starting point is 00:21:20 if you have two or three cars ahead of you. You expect it to wait. You actually, in your mind, you're already ready to wait for maybe 10 minutes. Maybe. And don't be making my shake early. Tell me, I don't want that melted down by the time it gets to me. Okay, I know you're trying to get ahead, but you make my shake as I'm pulling up to the window, okay?
Starting point is 00:21:45 But there's not a chance that I'm waiting in a Taco Bell drive-through for 40 minutes? No way. I'm not honking my horn. I mean, you can honk your horn behind me if you're not. I mean, you can realize that I'm not the car at the window. It's going to be that car up there that's holding this all up. Maybe you get out.
Starting point is 00:22:05 Maybe you get out and go, what the? You bang on the side. of the car what's going on you okay you need help is the car broke down do i need to push your ass out of here what's happening i just ordered 300 dollars with a taco bell it'll be a few minutes you need to pull up well i got to get my beef and beef burrito get out of here okay it's 11 30 at night let me eat thank you thank you i mean holy cow i mean maybe you walk up to the window and you go allow me to introduce myself i am plastic de domino i am not expected to be waiting 40 minutes in this drive-through line, okay?
Starting point is 00:22:42 So why don't you move along? There's just not a chance that's happening. It's not a chance. All right, let's go to the break room. We've already talked about some food. We'll go to the break room and get something cold to drink, along with our food and our shake. Don't make it early.
Starting point is 00:23:08 All right, so we're in the break room. This is almost who died today, too, really. Brian Stelter. We lost him. Now, he's still hanging on life support. because he's got one last show left. So if you're listening to this, today is the 19th of August,
Starting point is 00:23:25 2022, for those of you listening live. So he has 21st. Sunday the 21st will be his final show. So if you're listening to this prior to Sunday morning at 11 a.m., you still have an opportunity to catch the new brand spanking produced Brian Stelter show. Because after that, gone. Have a nice day. Take care. So, I mean, CNN making some cuts, man. Stelter gone.
Starting point is 00:23:55 They gave, you know, you got Cuomo out the door. You got Tubin. It's going to have to be maybe tubin and Stelter could get together and, you know, hold each other. We'll see. But it's too bad that Brian Lowe. I don't want people to lose their jobs. I really don't. But, I mean, he was just terrible. I remember when he came here. He was here trying to be Mr. Nice guy and wanted to reach across the aisle and talk to us and he
Starting point is 00:24:24 interviewed Glenn in the office. I just, such a doofus. It was just bad. So anyway, sorry. Brian Stelter dead. What was the name of his stupid show again? Reliable
Starting point is 00:24:42 sources. That's exactly what it was too, wasn't it? Brian Stelter, reliable sources. Right. And I see where Ellen got the boot to again. Her new show, the Warner Brothers said, yeah, that little Ellen thing we got going on on HBO Max. Yeah, that's going to have to go.
Starting point is 00:25:09 We're not going to do that show anymore. Wait, what? Yeah. The little Ellen, it's a, It's based loosely on her early life of Ellen DeGeneres. And Laurel Emery is voicing a seven-year-old version of Ellen. 20 episodes have already been produced, which are great. I mean, I've seen every single one of them.
Starting point is 00:25:33 I haven't, actually. I haven't been able to bring myself to watch any of them, about 11 minutes apiece. I like that style. I'm okay. You know, I kind of like those hits and those, quick hits. But we'll see.
Starting point is 00:25:48 We'll see. But not on HBO Max. That's gone. Goodbye. Have a nice day. I thought she had a deal with Warner Brothers as part of her first dates hotel was the original name. And then there was the Ellen's Home Design Challenge.
Starting point is 00:26:05 And so is any of that ever going to happen either? Are we just Warner Brothers like, yeah, I know we had a deal with you, Ellen. But yeah, we're not going to do that anymore. Take care. Thanks. If you need to talk to someone, call, leave a message. We'll try to get back to you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:26:21 All right, good. Wayne Gretzky, the great, Wayne Gretzky. I mean, all supertime, world class, best hockey player ever. Many make that argument. Wayne Greske, apparently, now, and this is going to come as a surprise to you, when he was advertising the chewing gum that you would lose weight with, apparently that was wrong what
Starting point is 00:26:46 yeah he lied about losing weight while chewing his weight loss gum I mean that's alleged that's alleged okay so now he's being sued for 10 million dollars holy cow
Starting point is 00:27:05 have a nice day he says that the plaintiff says he created a natural gum used to manage weight and called it OMG gum. He says in the suit he eventually hired on Wayne's wife to be a
Starting point is 00:27:20 spokesman for the product. The problem is Wayne eventually made up a lie about the gum, saying after he chewed it for roughly a two-month span it helped him lose 35 pounds. That's awesome. 35 pounds in a couple of months? I mean, I've been on a lot of weight loss products.
Starting point is 00:27:36 I've lost a lot of weight and gained a lot of weight over the years. And 35 pounds in a couple of months is huge. When I first went on, when I started doing Simple to Lose, I mean, I lost over over 100 pounds
Starting point is 00:27:49 on Simple to Lose. And, you know, all, look, anytime you stop eating food, you're going to lose weight. But their plan was,
Starting point is 00:28:00 you know, I get it. But the one company I worked for that really, ha, ha, ha, they'll lose weight
Starting point is 00:28:10 while you sleep, body solutions, I made them a lot of money and I made a lot of money for that company and then they decided that people were telling lies about them because I actually did lose weight. I don't necessarily know that I lost all the weight while sleeping with body solutions.
Starting point is 00:28:30 Body solutions, lose weight while you sleep. A lot of people lost money because they were doing commercials all over the country and paying the hosts pretty good money to do the commercials and in the end they were being sued and they just stopped paying people and I remember the last month
Starting point is 00:28:53 and I was looking like they were going to go down I specifically called them and said hey you still I'm still owed they sent me a check they paid me I got all my money from them and I made sure I cash that bad boy because it was like the next week
Starting point is 00:29:10 yeah we're closed down. We're going bankrupt. The whole thing. Shut down. Take care. And then they lied to me. Big surprise. They told me, you know, if the press wants to talk to you, don't say anything. Just say that, you know, they need to talk to the company. And, you know, it'll be fine. So when the press came calling, when the TV stations came to the radio station, I was like, yeah, you know, I'd love to tell you, but I can't. I mean, you heard the commercials. If you've got copies of the commercials, you can play those. Those are truthful from me. and, you know, I'm not supposed to say anything. So then they contact the company, and the company goes, yeah, well, the host could tell you whatever they want. It's up to them. You told me not to say anything.
Starting point is 00:29:53 So they threw us all under the roof. Anyway, Wayne is under fire for lying about his way-loss project as well. And be careful out there. Apparently, we're supposed to have a cannibal solar ejection. That's supposed to hit. Don't look at me like that. That's what they're. called it a cannibal solar rejection.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Okay, so it's supposed to hit Earth in the next few days. Some of it may have already, already hit us, but it's headed toward the planet, according to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration. Our fiery star, you know, the thing that we call the sun, spit out a series of bursts, and they're headed in our direction. and it could trigger a strong geomagnetic storm. The coronal mass ejection, the CME, is expected to collide and consume with another,
Starting point is 00:30:51 and that's called the cannibal CME. So, I mean, that's something to worry. But look, if we get hit by a CME or a cannibal CME, it's not going to be pretty. It's not. It's just not going to be pretty. We all don't live in Faraday cages. I mean, all of our electronics are going to be fried. We had the last time the planet had a CME,
Starting point is 00:31:17 I don't know that it was a cannibal CME, was like back in the 1800s. And it burned all the, you know, those machines. The telegraph machines and poles burned all those down and fried up some of their buildings and stuff. Well, that was about the only thing that it could hurt back. then, right? I mean, if I'm in 18, whatever it was,
Starting point is 00:31:46 uh, everyone didn't have a microwave for televisions, phones. I mean, we're, we live on this stuff now. That's how we survive. And so, you know, our freezers, our refrigerators, all of it,
Starting point is 00:32:04 gone, have a nice day. So, you know, I hope it does, I hope we do not get. I'm going to go out on a limb here. And maybe it's just me. I'm going to go out on a limb here, though. But I hope that we don't get the cannibal solar ejection. Just me?
Starting point is 00:32:39 With Amex Platinum, $400 in annual credits for travel and dining means you not only satisfy your travel bug, but your taste buds too. That's the powerful backing of Amex. Conditions apply. Four months. We've been waiting for word on when they would be done putting the film together, My Son Hunter. We had people donate to make My Son Hunter at My Son Hunter.com. And we continued to wait.
Starting point is 00:33:11 We asked Phala McLeer. He said, wait, I'm working on it. I'm getting to it. We asked the wife. She said, wait. He's working on it. We're getting to it. leave us alone.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Finally, finally, I get word from Phelan MacLear and the account of Mison Hunter that the film is ready to go. We have a release date, and that release date is September 7th. Welcome to Chewing the Fat Phelan Mackler. How in the world are you? That's one of the most interesting introductions I've ever had on the radio. mild hostility mixed with
Starting point is 00:33:55 congratulations I've been waiting for this movie I'm telling you I'm a big supporter of this film and I am excited to see it
Starting point is 00:34:09 and I kept waiting I'm excited that I'm bummed that I have to wait now until September 7 but it's up and running right? We're ready to go.
Starting point is 00:34:17 We're ready to go I mean I have to say We couldn't have made it about your fans, actually. They've been great supporters and great tweeters and twitters and all that. They've been really pushing this out. So, yeah, September 7th, we released a little teaser there during the week or earlier, and we're going to be releasing little clips as we go forward.
Starting point is 00:34:39 And then the big movie is ready to go on, yep, September 7th. And, you know, we're partnering with Breitbart, who have enormous reach. They're in the movie distribution business now. And it's just hopefully going to be the first of many. And it's going to be, it's going to make a lot of people very upset. It's already making a lot of people very upset. So if people want to pre-order it, they can go to My SonHunter.com and pre-order the movie, which will be available, obviously, on September 7th.
Starting point is 00:35:13 I will say that going to My Son Hunter.com made me want to watch the movie even more when it has the warning slapped on the front page saying this motion picture contains sex, prostitution, drugs, cronyism, money laundering, more sex, a laptop from hell, Chinese spies, Ukrainian businessmen, the CCP, the selling out of America, the big guy, corn pop, more sex, additional drugs, and family. I'm in, Phelam, I'm in. Yeah, and it's all true. and it's all true.
Starting point is 00:35:50 That's, you know, truth is stranger than fiction. Yeah, no, listen, it has all that. It's all that. It's all true. It's very entertaining. It's very funny. It's also very serious. Right.
Starting point is 00:36:05 Well, I mean, look, for real, the sad thing is, is that this is about, well, the man who is the president of the United States of America and his son. And it is actually, well, it's sad. I'm excited for the story. I know a lot of the story between his books and other reporting that has happened. I'm looking forward to seeing what Robert Davin, the director of the movie, how he viewed it through his lens. Lawrence Fox, I'm guessing, is going to be a great Hunter Biden. John James is Joe Biden, which is will be fun, well worth it. So I, I'm I mean, the movie is set to be a huge success, and I'm really hoping that it is.
Starting point is 00:36:58 No, it will be, and you're right. I mean, what a cast, what a crew, like Robert Davy, you know, Lawrence Fox. It's amazing what they've done, you know, and Brian Gadawa, the writer. You know, we produced a great script, I have to say, a really funny witty script. Then when you've got those guys taking the script, and I suppose I looked at the script as a kind of a journey. journalistic thing about facts and making sure everything's right and making sure the story made sense. And then you have someone like Robert Davy who just comes along and makes it beautiful, and makes it entertaining.
Starting point is 00:37:31 And he made sure there's never a dull scene in the movie. And he's right, by the way, because why would you have a dull theme when you're doing with something as important as this and a lifestyle as degenerate as Hunter Biden's and Joe Biden, by the way, with their corruption? I mean, it'd be ashamed to produce a boring movie, and we certainly haven't done this. This is not your grandmother's conservative movie, let me tell you. Good, good.
Starting point is 00:38:00 So I'm able to download it from MySunhunter.com, and then I can just watch it to my heart's content, right where I'm at. I do love that. I'm a huge fan of that. I mean, we got news today that, you know, the Regal's, cinema chain, cinema world is going to file for bankruptcy here in the United States
Starting point is 00:38:22 because, you know, people aren't going to the movie theaters. They're not being saved. There's no big blockbusters. Yeah, another reason is, is because I can watch it at home. Yeah, yeah, no, listen, people are ready sit right into saying we're going to have watching parties, streaming parties
Starting point is 00:38:39 on September the 7th. So we encourage people to do that and we encourage people to have their parties. and you know you can have it by way you can have parties and venues you can hire a pub you can hire a screening room you can you know
Starting point is 00:38:54 have an event and just you know have your own red carpet then you have the popcorn buy a red carpet and take a few photographs and send that might actually that would be fun I may have to do that
Starting point is 00:39:09 yeah we should we should have fun you know whilst watching our republic disintegrate yeah because I'll tell you the Biden they were having a lot of fun look it's time to tell the truth
Starting point is 00:39:20 it's time to get the story out there it's an important time in our history but it's also you know and you know the one thing they really hate the left the left hate this movie because we're laughing at them and they really don't like that once you start laughing at someone
Starting point is 00:39:36 it's really the beginning at the end yeah that's for sure so what is the a couple of things the length of the movie. Where are we at lengthwise? I think it's something like 87 minutes, 90 minutes. So it's an hour and a half.
Starting point is 00:39:54 I always like to keep movies shorter rather than longer, you know, especially streaming. I think people, you know, if you're sitting in front of your TV, I find myself out of it and I see a movie two hours and ten minutes long. So I really want to take that chance. If I see a movie an hour and a half,
Starting point is 00:40:13 I'll give it a chance. Yeah, I'm willing to sit on that. Yeah, absolutely. So, you know, because streaming is a bit more consumable of a process than, than say, other, you know, going to the movies. Oh, absolutely. I mean, look, let's be honest. No matter how long the thing is streaming, you know, there's a thing called pause.
Starting point is 00:40:35 And so I can go to the bathroom and I can come back and then push play. It's an amazing thing. That's why the theaters are hurting. Okay, so it's about an hour and a half long. and how much, and this is just, you know, between you and me, you know, nobody else. I agree. How, how, you're welcome. So how much of it hit the cutting room floor and how much of it will be released as the extended version and or the cutting room floor clips in, you know, around Christmas time, let's say.
Starting point is 00:41:11 Well, if you ask Robert Davy, all the best stuff was. cause. Okay. I'm joking Robert. I'm joking Robert. That was a joke. The relationship between the producer and the director is always fun. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:41:28 No, listen, look, you know, at this stage, no, I think we've got a really good, tight movie. And I think it's, you know, everything's there that needs to be there, and it's very funny, and it's very tight. And, you know, yeah, maybe. Maybe when it becomes a monster hit, we'll have a director's version. That's what? We do need people to go and pre-order it.
Starting point is 00:41:55 We do need people to watch it. We do need people to tweet about it because we need to make it a monster hit. And we need also people who are not Republicans or not conservatives to watch this because they need to know the truth. Like this is the story that was censored by big tech. This is a story that was censored by big Hollywood and big media before the last election. and the way to get people who should have seen it to see it is is to make it so big and so successful
Starting point is 00:42:19 that the left have to look out and have to take it on and have to start tackling it. Yes. And then start debunking it. And they can't do that. So we need to make something that the left have to address because the cover-up stops now. Oh my gosh. Yes. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:42:39 And part of their problem is if they can't ignore it, that's where it gets good. And because that's where, I mean, in the beginning, it's just pretend like it's not there. Yes. And that can't happen. I mean, we can't let that happen at all. No question about that. Okay, so mysonhunter.com pre-order. It is ready to go.
Starting point is 00:43:04 Things are, I'm excited. I'm telling you, I'm excited. I've been waiting for this thing. That was my, you know, I know, I was looking at a little anger there because I was just wondering, you know, what you were doing with your life. Yeah, well, actually, I was on a beach and cabal. I know, that's what I'm saying. That's why I was so angry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:43:24 I just want to make clear to your listeners, I was not on a beach and cabal. I was far from it. Yeah. No, I know that you. That's what I was getting. I know that you were pretending to put a little play together. I know that you are pretending to put a little podcast together about some serial killer guy. I got it.
Starting point is 00:43:44 I got it. But this thing took precedence, all right? I wanted this thing done. Okay. I suppose you're right. This is important. This is very important. No, I truly am excited.
Starting point is 00:43:56 And I'm happy that it's finally done. And I'm really, I can't wait until September 7th. And I'm going to my sonhunter. Dot com right now to pre-order my copy. happy. Well, thank you, Jeff. Thank you so much. And I hope everyone else does. Because we need to, we need to support filmmakers and we need to support people to make more of us. And, you know, this, we're a 501c3. This is something, we had a lot of fun making it and a lot of hard times making it. But it's important. And important things are never easy. Good things are never easy, you know.
Starting point is 00:44:32 and a lot of your listeners supported us, and we're very grateful to them. Excited. I'm excited about it. Phelamackler, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Mysonhunter.com. It's hockey season, and you can get anything you need delivered with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So, no, you can't get a nice rank on Uber Eats. But iced tea, ice cream, or just plain old ice? Yes, we deliver those. Goaltenders, no. But chicken tenders, yes. Yes, because those are groceries, and we deliver those too, along with your favorite restaurant food, alcohol, and other everyday essentials. Order Uber Eats now.
Starting point is 00:45:24 For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See app for details. I see where a tractor trailer, and we've talked about recalls, all these products are being recalled. We know that food shortages are possibly coming, especially with recalls coming. but I see where a tractor trailer caught fire and burned 43,000 pounds of cheese. Holy cow.
Starting point is 00:45:56 So this tractor trailer near Joplin, Missouri on I-45, they say that the driver was driving along, looked in the rearview mirror and went, hey, that looks like there's smoke coming out of the back of my trailer. So he pulled over and he attempted. to put the flames out with his extinguisher. That's not going to happen. So then he disconnected the trailer and pulled the tractor away so that it was just the tractor with the cheese that burned.
Starting point is 00:46:26 That was a good move. That was a good move. So the tractor and the cheese are destroyed. I mean the trailer and the cheese are destroyed, but the tractor survives. That was a good move on his part. No problem. So everything else was a total loss.
Starting point is 00:46:40 I don't know if the cheese is still good, though. I mean, for the years that I worked, in the dairy department, Edwin Dixie, I have, I would say that I've sold Markdown cheese. You just cut the mold off, wrap it up and sell it. Cheese is still good. You're telling me, are you looking at me right now?
Starting point is 00:47:00 And you're telling me that you never cut the mold off a block of cheese in your refrigerator and then ate the rest of the cheese. Are you telling me that? Because I find that hard to believe. Because the cheese is still good. It's the most. moldy part that's bad.
Starting point is 00:47:18 You can quote me on that, by the way. The cheese is still good. It's the moldy part that's bad. You know, and then there's other story. I've got so many, I've got so many great stories for you today. Thank you for listening to Chewing the Fat. I appreciate it. Follow me on my social media accounts.
Starting point is 00:47:33 Twitter is at Jeffrey JFR. Facebook and Instagram is Jeff Fisher Radio. You can order a cameo at Jeff EJFR through cameo. YouTube Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher. but I see a story. This is why I want to support the police. I do.
Starting point is 00:47:51 No, really. Don't look good. Stop looking at me like that. Like I'm cutting the mold off your cheese. Okay, I want to support the police. I appreciate the job that they do. It's a tough job. I mean that.
Starting point is 00:48:03 That's a tough gig. I get it. But there are times when I say to myself, you know, this is why you just don't call the police. It started with the guy that wouldn't give the pop back to the door dash driver. He's calling the police, getting the police involved. So these guys are fishing with magnets.
Starting point is 00:48:22 Okay? They're in a river. And they start pulling up rockets. They pulled up 86 rockets, a tank tracer round, 50 caliber ammo belts from a river on Fort Stewart. Okay? So they decide, well, we probably should call and let people know that we're pulling up these rockets out of the river. All right.
Starting point is 00:48:53 And so they called the bomb squad. And then they say, hey, yeah, we were, you know, we were out here magnet fishing. And we got these rockets and these bombs. We wanted to call you guys because, you know, hello, rockets and bombs. We were concerned. well, of course the military police are like, well, we've never seen anything like that before. Really?
Starting point is 00:49:18 Okay. All right, if you say so. But now these guys are being told, yeah, we're going to give you a ticket for magnet fishing. Magnet fishing is illegal here. And they're saying, there weren't any signs. There are no signs that says you can't magnet.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Are you all getting tickets? That's it. You can come to court, talk to the judge. Oh, the reason magnet fishing isn't allowed is exactly what's going on right here. You don't know what's going on and you can blow up. What? Okay. That's why you know, they should have just kept them or thrown them back in the river.
Starting point is 00:49:54 They're trying to be nice and they get a ticket for being nice. It's agonizing. And I want to thank all you people who have sent me the video from the Pot brothers, the attorneys, because they have a video posted called Shut the... It's called Shut the... All right, I'm just going to say it. All right.
Starting point is 00:50:15 It's called Shut the Fuck Up Fridays. All right, and they just tell you to shut the fuck up. Don't talk to the police. That's their deal. And I've had a bunch of people sent me their videos. And the reason they send me their videos is because they know
Starting point is 00:50:28 that I always carry in my wallet, a card that was given to me from an attorney in Florida years ago. His business card, I carry with me at all times. I don't even know if he's still in business. He very well could be.
Starting point is 00:50:43 I should call his number just to see if a dean is still in business. But he gave me this card. And on the back of his business card, the business card has his picture on it. It's your life defended on the front cover. D-J-D-G-T-D-G-T-S-O-U-R-A-K-S. This is his last name.
Starting point is 00:51:05 and I don't think he pronounces it. Amorphophalis. Yeah, I don't think he pronounces it like that. But on the back of the card, it says, this is for you to pull out if you get pulled over from the police. And it has to do with the Pot Brothers, really, similarly to the Pot Brothers of Shut the F*** up Fridays. Okay.
Starting point is 00:51:28 They tell you, if the police officer, the Pot brothers say the police officer asks you how your day going, I'm not here to discuss my day. Okay, officer. And I know that's hard because you want to be nice to the police officer, right? I mean, we've all been pulled over. We've all been pulled over.
Starting point is 00:51:46 And you want to be nice. I get it. Because you're thinking that's going to get you out of the ticket. So I just pull up my card now. My card from Dean G. Amorphophalus. Pretty sure he doesn't pronounce it like that. On the back of the card,
Starting point is 00:52:00 I want my lawyer. If I'm not under arrest, Please let me go. I do not waive any of my constitutional rights. I do not want to answer any questions. I do not consent to any search of my person or property. You're welcome. Well, it's Friday, so that means it's time for what's being called America's favorite game show.
Starting point is 00:52:44 What's the Live? What's the Live? where contestants try to decipher the lie from four. Count him one, two, three, four headlines. One of them is not true. Thus, that's where we get. What's the lie? Welcome to our contestant, host of Mojo in the mornings
Starting point is 00:53:10 or mornings on Mojo or Mojo in the middle. On Mojo5.com. Author, author of, spends a little save a lot, home improvements available at yard sales all across America. Brad Stags, how are you?
Starting point is 00:53:29 Oh, it's so good to be here. I really, I love listening to your program. It's, what's the host name again? Thank you. Jeff Fisher.
Starting point is 00:53:40 Yeah, Jeff. Yeah, Jeff. It's so good to talk to you again. All right. So are you ready to play four headlines? one is not real. What's the lie? Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:53:55 All right. Here we go. Headline number one. Hacker gets video game Doom to play on John Deere Tractor Display. Headline number two. Spotify tries asking users to record audio reactions to music playlists. Headline number three. New study finds that people who rewatch TV shows get better sleep. Headline number four.
Starting point is 00:54:22 Japan's government launches competition to get people drinking. Those are your four headlines, Mr. Staggs. What is the lie? Hacker gets video game doomed to play on John Deere Tractor Display. Spotify tries asking users to record audio reactions to music playlist. New study finds that people who re-watch TV shows get better sleep. Japan's government launches competition. competition to get people drinking.
Starting point is 00:54:53 Have you decided which headline is the lie? I'm sorry, what is the lie? It's not which headline. I do re-watch TV shows and I don't get better sleeps. I don't think that's it. Spotify or J. I'm going to go with playing Doom on the tractor. Oh, Brad.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Oh. Yes, darn the luck. I wanted you to win too, desperately. I wanted you to win the big prize, but... I wanted to win a big prize. That's the way it goes. What was the big prize? I mean, it was a car, right?
Starting point is 00:55:38 Thanks for listening to What's the Lime? What's the Lides of Subsidiary? I can't even spit out the word. That's how excited I am. for Brad not winning the prize. A subsidiary of Chewing the Fat Enterprises, all information is probably accurate at the time of recording CTFWTL MMXXI. But I wanted to win.
Starting point is 00:56:06 No, just because you wanted to. I mean, you had to win. But I identified as a winner. I don't know how to do that. Well, you can still identify as a winner. That doesn't make it so. So, yeah, the hacker did get a video game to play on the general. on deer tractor display.
Starting point is 00:56:22 So do you really want to know which one was the lie? I do. I mean, this was not in my, when I received the email telling me which one to pick. I mean, obviously this didn't, this is some sort of a scam going on here. I feel like I've been cheated. I feel bad now. The new study that finds people who rewatch TV shows get better sleep, yeah, that's a lie. It's not true.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Oh, I knew that wasn't true. So which one? Is it the Japanese? Oh, the Japanese government is asking people to drink more. They want people to drink more. And Spotify has been asking people to record audio reactions to their music playlist. Wait a minute. They've been gaming in the whole time.
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