Chewing the Fat with Jeff Fisher - Ep 94 | Diana Ross vs. TSA, Flinch on Netflix, & Did You Wash Your Undies Today?

Episode Date: May 7, 2019

Jeffy brings you all the states he's visited. Jeffy really wants to go to Alaska, Hawaii and the Dakotas. Looks like Diana Ross has issues with the TSA in Louisiana. Don't forget to watch FLINCH on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is something that I know you're not going to want to think about, but once you hear it, you're not going to be able to stop thinking about it, at least for a couple of days. And then you'll put it out of your mind because you don't want to think about it anymore. Okay. 4.4% of Americans wear the same pair of underwear for four days or more before they change them. Another 9% of people wear the same pair for two or three days. 13.4% of the people, or roughly one out of seven, don't change their underwear daily. Now, I know what you're thinking.

Are these people showering? We don't know. They're about the same amount of people who say they only shower every four or five days. Ooh, that's a tough one. 4.4% of the people who don't change their underwear, 4.4% of them don't shower probably the same amount of people. What do I mean?

They're probably the same people. The survey also found that 6.2% of the people don't brush their teeth every day. And 3.4% change the sheets of their bed less than four times a year. So, I don't know what's worse. I mean, odds are I'm not sleeping on their bed,

so I'm okay with that. But I'm having to deal with you without showering and your dirty underwear we got to put a stop to that oh seriously we have to put a stop to I can't have that I cannot have that I mean I can barely get through a day

with only showering once I'm a sweaty guy I got a shower I got a shower you got to feel I got have the nukes of cranny clean I got to have the handheld too.

There's no, you know, you travel and just the standard standalone showerhead. Oh, no. That's, those should be illegal. Every shower needs a handheld. You got to be able to move around. You got to be able to wash your body with that. It's not a car wash. No, it's not a car wash.

But it is available to be able to wash your body. When the water comes from one spot and you got to move around and try to get your own. No, but it doesn't clean. the whole body. I'm sorry, it just does he needs the handheld. Now there's the video that's been making the rounds of the guy with the giant car wash shower machine. We've all seen that. That's not what I'm

talking about, although it'd be fun. That's better than what you're suggesting. No. No, what do you mean better than a handheld? What are you talking about? Do you want the shower? Do you just want to stand in one spot? Yes. Like a normal human being. No. No. if you don't want the handheld,

then you should have a walk-in shower with about one, two, three, four, five, six shower heads blasted you. That's a car wash. I'm okay with that. No. Yes, it is. No, I'm not talking about you.

You don't have any wipers or rubbers. I'm not saying about the rollers or the wipes. No, I'm talking about those sort of, that is literally the finish and over car wash. The car wash would move. It comes around the car. You're standing in one spot. I'm a fan.

I have dreamed. That's the only thing I have not accomplished in my life. Don't but I have not accomplished in my life is have a walk-in shower like that. I want it so bad. I want it so bad to have a walk-in shower. You need at least, it's got to be big enough for two people, which is a big shower in my world.

But he's got to be at least two people. So you can have some room. And you can, you know, shower with your spouse. This is just a shower. I know. But so what? You got to be clean. You spend there maybe like, what, 10 minutes?

Oh, yeah. What? I, yeah. 15. Depends. I can be in and out quick if I have to be. Which is. Maybe a few minutes.

10, 15, 20? Whatever. 25? No, I mean, no, of course not. But I don't time it. I want you to time it tonight. 12 and a half minutes. I don't know.

I don't time it. 12 minutes and 32 seconds. No, I don't know. It's probably about 10 minutes. I would say anywhere between 5 and 10 minutes. You know, that's probably an average shower time. Just guessing. I'm not one to be in there for eight hours,

but I am one to, you know, appreciate the availability of we live in America, the availability of being able to shower multiple times if I need to. That's all I'm saying. And I'm not big on baths. Baths are just washing. in your own dirt. I was just going to ask you that. Yeah.

No, I'm just washing it in your own dirt. I get the whole, you want to soak for a little bit, but you got to shower afterwards because you've got to wash the dirt off. Sorry. It's not, you're not clean coming out of a bath.

You're not. Skin might be soft because of whatever gunk you're putting in the water. Still dirty. It's still, it's soft because of gunk. But you want to get rid of some of that extra gunk that's left on your skin.

Sorry. What about a bidet? Do you have that? I do not, although I'm a, fan. Are you a fan? Yeah, I'm a fan. I don't. I don't probably, you know, I'm a fan, though. If I were to build your house, my own bathroom, I would be build that. I would build that. I would build that. I would have that and I would have a urinal, a stand-up urinal, and I'll walk in to a person shower. So is a bidet

separate from the toilet or is it in the toilet? Well, in today's world, you can do both, but. I'm talking about you, Jeff Fisher. Is it separate? If I was building it, if I was building it, it might be separate just because you could build it, right? I don't know. That's a tough one. It just depends on the design of what I wanted for the bathroom.

Just depends. If I was building something like that with your money, too. My money, half. Plus, I mean, let's be realistic for just a second, please. You need to be clean. I am so, I don't want to, I don't want to smell people, I don't want to smell your breath.

I don't want to, I just don't. You don't want to Joe Biden people? I don't, I don't want to, well, I didn't say that. It would just leave it at that. Speaking of what people do, now, according to this study, according to this study, which is, I don't know that I buy it. All right. One in 10 Americans have never traveled outside of their home state.

I don't buy that. Right. One in 10. Well, one in 10 have never traveled outside of their home state. A survey conducted by one poll found that 11% of the respondents have never left the state in which they were born. 54% said they have visited fewer than 10 states. So over half of Americans have visited less than 10 states. This is the most beautiful country on the planet.

How many states have you been? If you wanted to travel around the world, around the world, do the United States first. Then you can decide you want to see Paris and whatever. other cities you want to see around the world. And it's easier to see the United States. Because guess why? You can just travel there.

Nobody questions you. You don't have to have a special pass. I've been, I don't know. Have I been to every lower, I haven't been to Alaska, which is really about Alaska and Hawaii. So there's two I have not been to. But I think I've been to almost every lower state. Every continent.

I've been to the 13 colonies. Whoa. What just happened? Seriously, what just happened? I've been yelled out by the TV room. I forgot to turn off the speaker. They need to shut off. They come in to shut off themselves.

Damn TV people, man. They think they rule this place. They don't. I've been from Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, and North Carolina, Virginia. The highest of been in New York. And that's it. You haven't been up into any of the New England states?

Okay. Then West Virginia, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois. Missouri, Kansas, Colorado, Arizona, and California. Okay. Then, none of the northern states? California, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Georgia, Florida. So I've been like to the outers.

None of the northern states are not, none of Wisconsin, Montana. The highest on the west coast was California and San Francisco. That's the highest I want. You didn't go up to Oregon or Washington or anything and then come back across the top. Then you come back down to, you know, Utah, Nevada. I need to travel more. I'm into Oklahoma. Whoa.

In Arkansas. Oh, 10 minutes from here. Whoa. I know. That's what I'm saying. I went outside of my house. I made it right. I was in Oklahoma.

Whoa. You've done some traveling. Where's the Grand Canyon at? It's just giant hole in the ground that travels several states. I don't know if you're aware of it. It's the American side because not the Indian side. The American side has a railing. Yeah, the Indian side has no railing.

You got to be careful over there, man. Do not go. If you go on the Indian side. I'm going to that side. I'm going to that side. I'm going. I think I've been to almost I don't know that there's a state I have not been in that's on the lower end Do I've been to Wyoming?

Nope, I have not been to Wyoming. Where's that at? Wyoming and Montana. I'm not been to those two. I'd really want to be. I'd like to be those are. You can't find Wyoming on the map.

Where's that? You can't find Wyoming on the map. That's because it's up north to the northern state. Wyoming. Oh yeah, next to Montana and out of North Dakota, South Dakota. Yeah, there's those states I have not been to either. Gosh darn it.

And Amber really, my wife really wants to go there. So that will happen soon. I'm going to Alaska. So my wife, but we will go there. We'll be there very soon. I should have, we had an opportunity once before to go up into the Dakotas and we didn't. We should have. Which one is the one that has oil?

They all do. But South Dakota. South, okay. Yeah, South Dakota. North Dakota, one of them. You can call me on that. One of them. One of the both?

Okay. Which one is the potato state? I'm sorry? The potato state? I know. That's I want to go there because I bet they have like nice festivals. Idaho is beautiful. I fell in love with that.

I care about the view. I just wanted a potato festival. I love potatoes. I'm just saying I've, and I don't care about that. I could move to Boise. Boise is beautiful town. That's a nice city.

It gets a little cold there. It's a little cold. I bet all the northern New England states, all those bougie little states up there. Oh, to the top? Yeah. Maine, all those New Hampshire, Vermont, all that. Yes, man.

I've been all those bougy states. There's, they're not, have I, wait. But when I don't, I don't know that I've been to Rhode Island. I don't know that I've been to Rhode Island. And that's one of those, it's like the smallest state. That's the smallest state. Yeah, I don't know that I've been to Rhode Island though,

because we cut through Maine. Why not have been to Rhode Island? Ooh, that's a hard one. I have to go there. I have to make sure I step into it just to say, I've been there now. That hurts. What is the point where you are at four different states at one time?

Where's that at? Yeah, it's been there. That's the Oklahoma, New Mexico, right? Arizona. Down farther? Is it down farther? Arizona. Colorado.

Yeah, whatever once. I've been there. I can't remember what all four there were. There's a picture of me laying in all four states. That's what it is. Yeah, I've got a picture of me laying in all four of those states, wherever it was. We went there the last time we drove back from Utah. And, you know, Missouri and Illinois and Indiana and Ohio and Kentucky and Tennessee and all those

bougie little states. Everybody's been to those. States. You've been to Canada? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I've been to Canada because I grew up in Michigan. So, I mean, it's like you take a left. Just like I took the wrong turn it up.

I'm on a boat now. I'm in Canada. Here I am. I'm on across the long bridge. Oh, yeah. I'm in Canada. I mean, really northern Michigan. Northern Michigan, the Yupers, that's really Canada.

But obviously it's now. But northern maybe when you go across the Maconaw Bridge up in the northern Michigan and then you go up to all the way up to Sue St. Marie all the way up to the locks. That's a long way up there, bro. And it gets cold up there. They put giant flags on the corners of the streets. So that's why the snow plows know where the corners are, man.

Because it does some snowing up there, bro. That's where my sister's moving to you. And A Puerto Rico, bro. I had a very good friend of mine was going to go to Northern Michigan University. and that's up in the UP, you know, the Uper, and he's going to go to school up there, and he went up there, and he saw the flags on the corners, and he looked at, he was going to play football for them up there,

and the football field was worse than our high school field, and he looked at it, and I'm sure it's a thousand times better now. This was 150 years ago when football just started. And he left, he said goodbye, see you later, you know, we'll talk to you when you get back. and, you know, it was like two days later. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not staying there.

I barely wanted to stay there at night. I'm back. All right. Speaking of Alaska, though, you said you're going to Alaska. We just found out that they've got this Nanana Ice Classic. I'm sorry? It's the Nanana Ice Classic.

Nanana? N-E-N-A-N-A. Nenana. Na. Nana. That's what I said. That's what I said. The nana.

That's what I said. The nana. Why are you dumb? There is an N. So the Ice Classic manager, Sherry Fornes, the Nana, the Ice Classic. It's an, apparently you guess the exact time. They put a tripod out on the ice. And so you guess when the tripod falls into the water.

So that means that the ice is gone, right? And it's a river that freezes. And this year, April 14th, 12, 21 a.m., earliest that the contest has been over in 102 years. They've done this for 102 years. Why have I not heard of this contest? We should be betting on this. So the jackpot was $311,652. Now, the winner is going to get $224,389.

$44 after federal taxes are withheld. And that's nice of it. That's not. That's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. And they tried to reach the winner in the story. And the winner was, we couldn't reach the winner.

Hello. Patricia Andrew, you see her. She's not talking about it. listens to chewing the fat. She knows I do not have to speak if there's a camera and a microphone. You don't have to answer the phone. You don't have to tell them how happy you are. What you're going to do with the money? You don't have to do any of that. Patricia, thank you for listening to chewing the fat. When are you going to Alaska? I heard you say earlier you're going to Alaska. Well, first, why? My sister's giving birth. The one that's going to Northern Michigan?

No, this is another one. This is one that moved to Alaska. He's a nominee freaking girls are in your family reproducing. Jesus. Three. Okay. This is the one that you like that's about to have give birth. This is the one that you actually like. I like them all. No, you like this one better.

I like them all. Don't be putting boxing me into a corner with the family. You like this one better. It's not my kid. It's not my kid. All right? So your sister's giving birth. Why do you have to go there?

This is my question. Because I've never been to Alaska. And what a better way to go to Alaska to see you. And you, crank? No, not grandkid. Hold on. Nephew or niece.

Neas, because he's a girl. Jesus. She only having one? For now. So one of your sisters lives in Alaska. One of your sisters

is going to northern Michigan becoming a Yupor? No, Minnesota. Oh, that's not Northern Michigan though. I said Minnesota. Way up there. Minnesota, Michigan

next to each other? We're done. Speaking of travel, I got to do this story. And I'm not sure how I'm not torn. I'm just like, welcome to the real world. Diana Ross. She says that the TSA made her want to cry at the New Orleans airport. And I'm thinking, Diana.

Where are you been, baby? And then I'm thinking, well, I know where she's been. She's Diana Ross and she flies private. And now she's having to, you know, she's like 75 now. She's not flying private anymore. so she's having to go through TSA. Times are a little tough, hey, Diane? You know, cutting back a little bit.

So she goes to New Orleans for the Jazz and Heritage Festival, and she said that she was treated like royalty. She should have been, and she should be. She's Diana Ross. No question. But then when she got to the airport to fly out, she was treated like crap, only she used the S word. The 75-year-old tweeted Sunday,

let me be clear. Not the people. or Delta, but TSA. Okay, well, the TSA are the people. I don't want you to know that. I don't know the people buying your album and stuff too. Was over the top, wanted to make me cry. It's not what was done, but how.

I'm feeling violated. I still feel her hands between my legs, front and back, saying to me, it her job. Wow, really mixed emotions. I always like to see the good things but not feeling good right now. All right, so, Diana, before I get to the TSA statement,

I'm with you. I'm with you. And dear TSA, what have I said in the past about the stupid Tony Romo commercial? About, oh, your Tony Romo,

you're still going to take your belt off and take your shoes off? Shut up. You know who he is. Now it's questionable. Maybe the TSA agent didn't realize it was the Diana Ross. Possible.

Possible that someone working at the TSA doesn't know who Diana Ross is because she's a, you know, she's 75, she's an older, older black lady, big star, but not huge star today. If I wore TSA, I would not tell you that's Diana Ross. Right. That's what I mean. You know, you know their name. I know her name, right. But I don't know who she is.

I got you. So I'm okay. I got, you know, you're all right. I understand that. But still. still someone someone she's traveling with someone no it says her people what are you doing right i mean if diana doesn't have people man times aren't maybe she's maybe the people are gone now right she's 75 she's flying domestic who's you said delta doing the jazz festival in new orleans maybe man

she she goes like this and then nothing she's clapping all day and there's nothing happening for What's wrong with that lady? She keeps clapping. Is everything okay, ma'am? I said some help. So the TSA issued a statement saying, The TSA is committed to ensuring all travelers are treated with respect and courtesy.

Are you? TSA is aware of concerns presented by Diana Ross about her screening experience at Louis Armstrong, New Orleans International Airport this morning. Initial review of CCTV indicates that the officer's involved with Ms. Ross's screening, correctly followed all protocols. However, TSA leadership will continue to investigate the matter further.

We encourage Ms. Ross to reach out to the TSA so we can work with her directly to address her concerns. Hello, TSA. Oh? Yes, this is TSA. How can I help you? Yeah, my name is Deanna Ross. Yes, well, how can we help you? I was fundled by one of your employees.

That's what we do. Thanks for calling. Click. I mean, what are they going to? I mean. I was, you don't even have TSA pre-check? Well,

she's on the box. Right. I mean, she doesn't have the people anymore, let alone the free check, man. And she's 75? So you don't have to do anything. You don't have to take off shoes.

Nothing just goes through. But they, she must have been, you know, the random check, right? And you got, you get the touch, the touch-up.

And I love that, and you got to be careful. You can't joke. And you can joke a little, but not too much. I mean, there's not too. It's a fine line. It's a really fine line. And believe me, I've crossed it a couple of times.

Boop, you know, big time. A couple of times where it's like, no, I just joking. Go ahead. Go ahead. Leave your hand there as long as you want. It's okay. Go ahead and rub whatever you got to rub on me to make sure I don't have any bomb salts on me.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Right. But you can't say that. Right. It's agonizing. TSA, you're killing me. You're killing me. And if Diana Ross, if a 75-year-old African-American female

flying out of New Orleans, Louisiana, does some sort of damage to your airline or other people, you got me. We're done. The country is doomed. We're done. When that starts happening, it's over. I think we can all agree on that.

If Tony Romo, Tony Romo and the TSA people know who you are, it can't be anybody, anybody, any person of any relevance, or startup, not really relevance, but just, you know, Adam Sandler. Yeah, whoever. It just, some way, they're known for whatever entertaining they do. They just want to get to where they're going.

Just like everybody's standing behind me. yeah they got a belt on oh hell I mean no please no don't tell me they're wearing a belt that has metal on it no that can't be it's just I know we've been down the road before it just drives me crazy

and then I see a story out of Disneyland's Thunder Mountain it's a roller coaster ride it's fun go to Disneyland you want to ride on Thunder Mountain get on I'm sorry? You get out

Roller coaster ride Up to top On the ride? I know, listen, I'm a professional sound effects I could do it all day I can do it all I know you could barely tell it was just me there for a second Let me try it again for you

Okay, it's back to be at me now It's not the roller coaster So there's a guy who is riding on the roller coaster and as they start climbing up to slower hill. They weren't too far from the beginning, but they go up, you know, you go up around, you go up to a couple slowdown hills. He drops his cell phone. He hops out of the roller coaster and runs down to get his cell phone. Now, does the roller coaster just keep going? and hopefully he doesn't get hit by the next roller coaster that comes by,

that's what I would have done. But no, they stopped the roller coaster. It's completely stopped. And the video of one family is recording shows the guy running back up the stairway. He got his phone. And as he's running by everybody, sorry about how to go. How to get him phone. And there's a snapshot of his phone in his hand.

You can see where it's cracked and broken. I mean, he does have the actual phone in his hand. He did get it. But what they made everyone do was get out and walk back. I mean, they stopped the entire ride. I mean, everybody get out of this thing. The guy, the family filmed the walk back, which was kind of fascinating because they go underneath, underneath the lifts and the, you know, the walkway. But it is, that guy should be banned from theme parks from here to eternity.

it is I mean it's unbelievable to me that someone would do that just for a phone and then it caused the thing that he caused I mean that probably caused that ride to shut down for a couple hours right because you got to get all they had to go get all the people off make sure everybody's out of it

and they got to run that back run the empty one back and make sure that that's fine and then they got to run maybe another empty one through right and through all the way again for the safety check the complete ride safety check that's at least a couple hours right maybe you know maybe an hour and a half maybe incident report paperwork statements for some guy after a cell phone i mean i get that the phone was probably a thousand bucks perhaps you shouldn't have dropped it out of the ride maybe you

should have put it in your pocket you know that's a good healthy hint always keep it in your pocket or your pants All right, a couple more stories before we get to the break room. One story is I'm going to have to agree with the Clinton Foundation. I'm not getting political. I'm just saying I would venture to believe that most things that the Clinton Foundation puts their money behind, I would be against. But this is actually a really cool thing. The Clinton Foundation has sponsored a project to install family-friendly, literally, literally.

C spaces for kids under six into 600 laundromats across the U.S. by 2020. I honestly think that's a great idea. That's a really good idea. And if they can keep it up and if the laundromats, you know, work the deals and be able to afford it and have, you know, coloring books and books and other stuff for kids when you're at the laundromat, tremendous idea. I was forced to go to laundromats as a child. I detest laundromats.

I would harm a human being to make sure I had a washer and dryer in my home in today's world. So I didn't have to go to a laundromat. I hate laundromats. When I first came to Texas, when we were waiting for our stuff to come from Florida and Pennsylvania, when we first moved here, we didn't have a washer and dryer in the house. And it was everything I had to take my clothes to the laundromat. I threw clothes out and went to Walmart and bought clean clothes so that so that I did. That's very booby-y.

I don't care. They got that Walmart had fat guy underwear. No problem. Throw the ones I wore out. Buy new ones. I'm not going to the laundromat. Not doing it. And I may have told the wife I went to the laundromat, but I tell her not to listen to this

particular podcast. Anyway, I think that's a really good thing. Because I can remember as a kid having to go to the laundromat, and it would have been, you know, we were bored out of our minds. We ended up, you know, helping fold clothes, which you can't have kids fold clothes. That's just, that's, that's, that's criminal. Have kids folded clothes in a laundromat. I dare you when they could be in the back reading.

I just think it's a cool thing. And I'm, I'm happy that the, actually, I hope that works out. I hope the foundation is actually making that work. We didn't get sad news, too, over the weekend that the Times pickyoon, the newspaper. Everybody got fired. Have a nice day. Our newspaper is dead. You bet you.

Have a nice day. Now, the newspaper is still going to be alive, all right, and that's I found fascinating, and I'd be really pissed if I worked there. But they sold the newspaper. and then they said, oh, you know what? All everybody here, yeah, you're fired, but you can reapply. Yeah, look, we're going to,

we're going to open up the newspaper and keep it running and everything, but all you people, have a nice day. If you want to still work for us, you can come and apply for the job, though. There's not a chance in hell I'd apply for a job with that company again. I mean, that's just, that almost sounds like something that you do and radio. All right, let's go to the break room.

I need a drink anyway. I have some Coke. Coca-Cola Zero Sugar, baby. And by the way, just as a side note, still available. Coke, I don't know if you, I missed your call.

You can DM me on Twitter at Jeffrey JFR. You can best to be on Facebook or Instagram. Jeff Fisher Radio. You can call 888-90-33-33 if you want to try to get through. Somebody will pick up the phone usually during the day. Yeah, I'm not promising or anything. But, you know, I'm still available.

So you can contact me. You can email me, chewing the fat at the blaze.com. No problem. You know, you're good to go. So. What are you advertising over there? I'm just reminding Coca-Cola that I'm available. So, were you, is there a listening problem with a mic, studio speakers turned down?

I thought you were doing the bit with the sticker that says caught you in the fact. Oh, with Lori Laugh. No, but Lori Loughlin, you know her. They're shopping around. They've had the big problems. We're paying for college for their kids, you know, with the big deal. Look, I don't want to get into depth into the story because we could talk for, I could really go into the story for an hour. If you have to discuss everything that happened and all the things that are going.

on but this story is agonizing that these people are being prosecuted for this the guy that should be prosecuted is the Springer guy and the rest of them no thank you this story Lori Lori Lori Lori Lori it's so good Lori Lori Lori paper my tuition Lori the other ladies that lied or laugh and it's so great she's so good Lori, Lori, Lori, pay for my tuition, Lori! That's so good.

I don't know who it is. Whoever you are, tremendous job. Tremendous. But, so now, Lori is looking for a crisis manager. What? Lori. Email chewing the fat at the blaze.com. Call me.

888-903393. In fact, In fact, I'll make a better deal for you, right? Two for the price of one. You get Jeff Fisher and Chris Cruz as crisis managers for you, all right? And the first thing that you do is shut up. First thing you do is stop talking. Let us do the talking for you.

Yeah, we're here. We're speaking. We are now the new crisis managers for Lori Loplin. Any sentence from Lori? No, Ms. Lofun would like to say that she has no statement at this time. Thank you. But she paid for college and her kids and white privilege. We have no statement at this time.

Thank you. We're done. We appreciate you coming up. We'll let you know the next time. We have a press conference. Yep. Nope, we're done. Lori.

Chris. Call me, Lori. Chris and I'll be happy to help you. Absolutely. Happy to help you. It'll be cheaper than what you paid for the kid. Yes. I promise you that.

All right. So as long as we're in the break room, a great kind of fun fact. We know that the end game has reached $2 billion now. Think of that. Think of that end game $2 billion. So, right? I know. That's worldwide?

Amazing, yeah. So the time it took different movies to reach $2 billion. Oh, here we go. Titanic. All on do like now coming like number one, number 10. What are we doing? This is top 10, top two. So the one, two, three, four.

All right, there's top five. Top five. Coming at number five. Tough. Can you get the whole radio thing going? Larry, Lori, Lori. I was just going to tell you this. I got another stuff.

No, come on. Put some freaking to it. I don't know. I'm not into it. You're not into it. Talking to the mic. Coming in at number five. Coming in at number five.

The movie Titanic. It took 5,233 days to reach $2 billion. What's the year? Wow. Can you convert it to years? Yeah, 18. Force Awakens. Coming in at number four.

Force Awakens. Is that Star Wars? Yes. 54 days to reach $2 billion. Wow. Coming in at number three. Infinity War. 48 days to reach $2 billion.

Coming in at number two. Avatar. What? 47 days to reach $2 billion. Wow. End game number one. On the list. 11 days.

It was just blown out of the water. 11 days. That's amazing. I don't think another movie can beat that. Just I don't know, man. I don't know. That's a lot. That's what I'm saying.

That's a lot. Record time. I mean, it's just amazing. Now, they still are number two in the highest grossing films. Who's number one, Avatar? Yeah. Okay. And they're going to beat that.

I mean, Avatar's $2.7 billion, almost $2.8. They'll be that. They'll be number one soon. But, I mean, that is amazing. And it's still the only other movie that's on here that didn't reach $2 billion. That's highest grossing is, well, that's number six. Yeah, Jurassic World. 1.6 billion, 1.672 billion.

And those have one person in common. Avengers, the Force Awakens, Titanic, Avatar, those are the top five, those are all over two billion. Chris Pratt, baby. Chris Pratt is the feature. Wow. Right?

If you're his manager, you're living large. Oh, yeah. You're living large, man. You do not drop that. Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris, a paper money tuition. Mr. Pratt doesn't have anything to say. Although he does.

Chris will say what he wants. Chris doesn't shut up. He actually could do what he wants. And he's brothers the same way too. This is my track record. I'll say what I want. Anything else? Any questions?

I'll take them. Go ahead. I got enough for you. No problem. That's amazing. All right? I mean, congratulations. I'm going,

I have not seen it yet. What the hell? I know. I have not contributed to the $2 billion. Are you the person that's holding them back to make $2.9? Yeah. I've not contributed to the,

$2 billion yeah. That's going to happen this week. Trust me, my son is like, to say that he is unhappy is an understatement. But he had to go, he knows he's less unhappy because part of it is his fault because he had to go. He had to, he had things to do. He had to be the active kid.

Right. He's out of town for the weekends and the weeks and stuff happening. So, you know, he's really had things going on. So this week, like yesterday was supposed to be the day that we went and I blew him off. we'll go tomorrow and that went over great how great did that go over good he was all for it

I'm going to move tonight when I come with and I'm going to see that game oh with my seat each other go to the same theater which one did you go to that one next to room sick up yeah I can't go that one

so that's that good but you told me yesterday that's the one that you go to sometimes but not tonight not tonight but you told me that yesterday yeah I know that's it no I told you that was an okay theater that's not the dine in

eat put your feet up theater. Okay, that's an okay theater if you want to go. But for three hours, I'm going to the tilt back chairs, man. Yeah, I'll take another. I know it's not on the menu, but I want a root beer float. And the last day, yeah, the last time I was there, see, this place we go to has ruby your floats, but it's now the menu.

Oh. So the first time we went there was on the menu. Love it. So I go and I get a ruby or float. I come back the next time I go, I look, there's no ruby or float on the menu. I'm like, uh, bro. Rubley float. and the guy goes,

oh yeah, they took it off. A lot of people who have complained about that. You know what? I'll make you one. I'll bring you a cup of root beer and I'll put some ice cream

in a separate bowl for you, no problem. Mom, amen, fist up. Next time I come. Not on the menu. Root beer float. Girl says, okay, no problem. And she goes, makes it. The guy sitting next to me

with this kid goes, what? Yeah, and it's not on the menu. I just order it for me. Do you want me to get you one? I'll have her bring you one if you'd like. They do it just for me.

And the guy goes, oh, that'd be great. It's okay. So she comes back with mine. I go, hey, could you get the skid a room your float too? I'm not paying for it. No, put it on his bill. You didn't pay for it? No.

As dushy. Go over there like big pop-up. I got it for you. They make it for me. Don't worry about it. I'll get them to make you one. I didn't say it pay for it. You should have.

Please. No thanks. What are the charging you? How are they charging you? How they're charging for a real float? I don't know. I don't ask. I don't ask questions.

You need to ask because it might be getting you all a car and it's more expensive. Oh, no. What will I do? Say no. Yes. No. All right, speaking of food,

we have got to go to Burger King. Oh, we've got to go to Burger King. I just, I can't remember the last time I said this, but we've got to go to Burger King. Two weeks ago. It was only it been two weeks. That's a long time.

actually two weeks too Burger King? No, it was not. Why? Why did I say that we wanted to go to Burger King two weeks ago? So the new ad, the new sad ad that they have?

Okay. But that's part of why we need to go, right? Because I guess we did we talk about it already? But because now they've got, have you seen the ads? And the meals that you can get, like the pissed meal? So good.

That's amazing. I love it. I'm all four. Yeah, I want the pissed meal. I want five pissed meals. So good. because they want to focus on real moods.

They, the range box deals calling real meals. You get the pissed meal, the blue meal, the salty meal, the yes meal, and the DGAF meal. Okay. Don't give a DGAF meal.

And it's part of, this is what I love to. It's part of the, they threw it in on this month is because this month is the mental health awareness month. That's great. So you get a wopper.

a fry and a drink in the meal. I mean, what's so special about that? Nothing. I know. Right. I know. They could have done better on that, clearly.

Speaking of fast food judge, though, you also saw where Alyssa Milano tried to, I know I'm kidding a little political here too, so I'll go off, veer off a little bit, just a little bit from Alyssa because it cracks me up with Wendy's because Wednesdays slapped her hard down hard. Real hard. And so did a lot of other people.

Because she tried to make one of the rappers, chance the rapper, And I don't have the story in front of me. I just go on the top of my head. So if I get a fact wrong, I'm sorry. But Chance the rapper tweeted about, no, Wendy's tweeted if we get two million retweets on a particular tweet for the spicy chicken nuggets, they'd bring them back.

They got it. And Chance the rapper was one of them. And Alyssa Milano, of course, you know, quotes Chance and talks about, people start working in the fields underemployed or some bull crap that Alyssa Milano's all four. Like the people in the fields are picking spicy chicken nuggets. How else are you get them? Well, they grow them in a greenhouse.

You don't get them in a field. Oh, they're not like cotton picking. Yeah, no. No, they grow up in a special greenhouse. The special spicy chicken nugget greenhouses. And they come out spicy? They got to set up all over the country, special Wendy's spicy chicken nugget greenhouses. Where's PETA on this?

Where is PETA on this? So people slammed Alyssa Harbourner. and Wendy's even slammed her back and I love it. Good for them. Good for them. They absolutely deserve that. Have you seen the new Netflix show?

Dead to me? No. Although I have started watching that with Christina Applegate and the other girl that co-stars with her. She was in Bloodline. No one cares for the show. It's all about Christina Applegate.

But I know she's the... Yeah, but no one cares. Christian Applegate. If it wasn't for the other one. What's the other one? The other girl. I can't remember her name of it. The show wouldn't be as good.

No one cares. But she's... Not make me spoil with a damn show to you right now. Go with a show you're talking about. I don't care. You can't. You think that's a threat to me? No wrong, my friend.

Wrong. They're all dead. It is not. Thank you. Thank you. So apparently Netflix has got a new show coming out called Finch or Flitch. flinch And so it's a black

It's like a black mirror episode Of a game show flinch And it's just a torture game show And I don't know if it's real Or if it's not It's being reported like it's real But it's called an original It's called flinch

And you see The trailer looks The trailer looks real But I mean Netflix has got enough money To you know do the trailer And it's more visual than anything because they show a guy with the cage over his head. I mean, we could air it, no problem.

And I'm happy to do it, but it shows, you know, the rats going into the cage and people throwing stuff at your face and shooting you. Yeah. Yeah, it's kind of like a black mirror episode inside a game show, you know, and you bet on, I guess the audience bets on who's going to flinch and who doesn't. I know, look at you just watching the trailer now going, I don't, I, if that's a new show, okay. Now apparently, you know, Twitter, you know, of course social media has taken off on it.

Of course. Correct. One Twitter user, of course the news is being reported from Twitter. I think that's called torture. And Netflix replied to it saying, contestant signed up to be on the show. And so the Twitter user actually went back. Okay, consensual torture. So I think it's funny.

Really funny. Have that not seen Fear Factor? But I don't know. Or doggy dog. Is Netflix, they spend their honey on better things in a torture game show? I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. Questioning. Come on. I just saw a guy get hit in the face with a barrel. Yeah. That's yes. And then there's one guy that gets kicked in the ass from a giant shoe. Yeah, they've got a bucket on his head and he gets shot in the head and he flinch.

And the audience is like, that's a flint. And you're flinching. You're flinching with some of the stuff. No problem, man. That's scary. Yeah, right? So the point is you cannot flinch. Right.

Amazing. That's why it's called flinch. Stop, because like I see judges and everything. So if I'm being torture, I just have to take it. I can't flinch. Correct.

Correct. We should do like a little mini series in here about that. Oh, man. Look at the time. Oh, no, we got plenty of time. We got plenty of time. Look at that. Oh my gosh.

What's that? You need to get in here? Okay. Okay, so let's get back to Flint for just a second. So it's out, according to this story, right? It came out a couple days ago. Yeah, it's out. It came out a couple days ago.

Okay, if it's real, then. Go to your Netflix account and see if it's actually, I don't want to, I don't have the time to do that, but you can. I'm not busy right now. You're not busy right now, exactly. I'm not busy. I can't get into my Netflix account. Yeah.

I don't want to use my neighbor's password here. And so the thing is, it'd be very difficult not to flinch with any of this stuff because that is a human reaction. I mean, that's your body does that on purpose, man, to protect yourself. That's what's built into us from, you know, the maker to something's coming at you, move out of the way. It's real. We got 10 episodes in there. Wow. So it is real.

Okay, I'm questioning Netflix spending money on it, but we'll see how good it does for them. We'll see how they do. So we'll have to watch it tonight and do a review tomorrow? Yeah, most definitely. Most definitely, unless I, you know, don't have time because I've got to sit through a 10-hour movie. Just blow him off.

Another day? Oh, I don't know. I can make that happen. All right. I mean, that's an old joke. I'm still on flinch for a second, because we were just talking, you know, it must not be that good, right?

Because we didn't get the big push for the, hey, we got a new show, flinch. I don't remember seeing it on my new show. You know, when you log into, when you check into Facebook, they gave you the, you know, the new shows. I had to actually search on it because I couldn't find it on the first stage. And I'm actually going to watch it right now.

So, well, no, we're doing this show right now. I'm watching it, see? I'm watching it right now. You can watch it later when we're done doing the show. But I mean, that's the old joke, right? I mean, Richard Pryor used to do jokes about throwing bricks at people. And remember he used to have a, he said he used to have a fake brick that he would throw at people when they came to his house just to watch him flinch.

And he said he threw it at Jim Brown once. And Jim Brown didn't flinch. He was all a dung, gone, and screwed up and threw a real brick. And Richard was using different language than I did. Like he was using a lot of N words and F words and things like that. but you get the idea. So we'll see. I mean, we'll watch it later and let you know.

Not right now. We won't watch it right now. We'll watch it later. All right. Just a reminder to subscribe to the podcast, chewing the fat, with yours truly, Jeff Fisher. Very important that you subscribe. And tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell your enemies. They need to subscribe to chewing the fat with Jeff Fisher.

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